The 9th Adventure of Aqua DuckADF vs HAZ

•Celebrate successes

• Introduce contaminants of concern, i.e., PCBs pharmaceuticals…

•Reinforce teamwork

•Enroll students in studying science technology, engineering and math

EXT. DAY AN ESTABLISHING SHOT OF THE AQUIFER DEFENSE FORCE BASE.

INT. ADF BASE AN ESTABLISHING SHOT OF THE AQUIFER DEFENSE BASE. THEY ARE GATHER AROUND A GIANT TABLE LOOKING UP AT THE VIDEO SCREEN.

MAYOR O.C. on video screen: “Great work everyone on defeating SLUDGE. Once again you’ve saved the Aquifer, our vital source of drinking water.”

AQUA DUCK: “Just doing our job. We couldn’t of done it without the help of our lo-cal community disposing their hazardous waste at one of the seven regional transfer stations in Idaho and Washington. (see maps)

MALLORY: “We’ve also removed over 40,000 septic systems and reduced the amount of phosphorus in home cleaning products.

MAYOR: “Keep up the great work team.”

AQUA DUCK: “You got it.”

BUCK: “That went well.”

OTTO: “Sir there is something you need to see.”

AQUA DUCK: “What is it?

OTTO: “We are detecting a growing number of “Contaminants of Concern”. From PCBs* to Pharmaceuticals**. They are manifesting into this....

OTTO HANDS AQUA DUCK A FILE. HE STUDIES IT.

AQUA DUCK: “HAZ.... We have to stop it.”

MALLORY: “How do we find him?”

BUCK: And when do we start?”

OTTO: “Do you guys hear something?”

SUDDENLY A MASSIVE ROBOT CLAW SMASHES THOUGH THE CELLING AND GRABS AQUA DUCK. HE STRUGGLES TO AVOID BEING CRUSHED.

AQUA DUCK: “You must be HAZ I presume.”

INSIDE THE GIANT ROBOTS HEAD IS HAZ CONTROLLING EVERY MOVE WITH TWO LEVERS.

HAZ: “How perceptive you are AQUA DUCK, I knew you were strong but brains too....

Too bad you’ll never survive HAZORD’S mighty toxic claw.”

EXT. OUTSIDE ADF BASE

HAZORD PULLS AQUA DUCK OUT AND HOLDS UP IN CLAW. AQUA DUCK CONTINUES TO FIGHT BACK. BUCK, MALLORY AND OTTO SPRING INTO ACTION.

MALLORY: “I’ll get to the SCRAMBLER and provide air support with the freeze ray.”

BUCK: “I’ll get to the STOMPER and provide ground support with the rocket winch.”

OTTO: “I guess I’ll stay here and diagnose HAZ’s weakness using my super computer?”

BUCK, MALLORY RACE OUT OF THE ADF BASE IN THE SCRAMBLER (ship)

AND STOMPER (4x4 truck). A MASSIVE ROBOT TOWERS IN THE BACKGROUND.

AQUA DUCK: “No matter what you

come at us with HAZ, the Aquifer

Defense Force will be there to stop you.

HAZ: “Is that so, you seem very

confident for someone about to be

crushed by a giant robot.”

EXT. OUTSIDE ADF BASE MALLORY

WHIZZES BY IN THE SCRAMBLER

OTTO (on radio): “MALLORY, diagnostic

scan shows a control panel in the back

of its head. I’m guessing those delicate

electronics would not enjoy a freeze

blast.”

MALLORY: “On it, targeting now.”

EXT. OUTSIDE ADF BASE. BUCK WEAVES

THOUGH HAZORD’S FEET IN THE STOMPER.

HE LAUNCHES ROCKET WINCH, IT HOOKS

HAZORD’S LEG

BUCK: “I got em hooked, where ya want

him?”

HAZORD TURNS AND GLARES DOWN AT

BUCK IN STOMPER. HE RAISES HIS GIANT

FOOT RIGHT ABOVE STOMPER ....

AQUA DUCK: “Buck get out of there!

OTTO: “STOMPER ONE Eject Driver.”

HAZORD STEPS ON STOMPER CRUSHING IT

INSTANTLY. BUCK EJECTS AT LAST SECOND.

HAZORD PICKS UP BOULDER, WINDS UP TO THROW...

HAZ: “Ha Ha Ha, did I break your little toy? Where shall I put this boulder? Your office?”

AQUA DUCK SMASHES THE BOULDER WITH A SUPER PUNCH. DEBRIS RAINS DOWN.

AQUA DUCK: “You’ll have to do better than that.”

HAZ: “ Impressive... Wait What?”

MALLORY SWOOPS BY IN SCRAMBLER

MALLORY:, “Stay cool HAZ.”

HAZORD’S MOTOR FUNCTIONS HAVE FROZEN UP SOLID

MALLORY: “Motor functions down.”

AQUA DUCK: “Copy that, Nice shot Ace.”

AQUA DUCK WINDS UP FOR ONE MASSIVE UPPER CUT THAT LANDS SOLIDLY ON HAZORDS CHIN. HE FALLS BACKWARDS WITH A THUD. AQUA DUCK SWOOPS IN TO CONFRONT HAZ. HE LOOKS IN THROUGH THE BUSTED VISOR.

AQUA DUCK: “Gone?”

EXT. DAY OUTSIDE THE AQUIFER DEFENSE FORCE BASE

TWO WEEKS LATER - AQUA DUCK IS ATTACHING A NEW ROBOTIC ARM LOADED WITH SCIENTIFIC TOOLS TO A NEWLY RETRO FITTED HAZORD. NOW LOOKING MUCH FRIENDLIER.

AQUA DUCK: “OK BUCK, the new science arm is attached. Lets fire it up and give it a test run. Thanks for your hard work.”

BUCK: “Copy that, also many thanks to the STEM*** students for helping design and engineer the new data gathering equipment.”

AQUA DUCK: “And thanks to HAZ, for the giant robot.”

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