Text Message Dictionary

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UNABRIDGED INSTANT TEXT MESSAGE

DICTIONARY

The LARGEST glossary of TEXT MESSAGINGshortcuts anywhere!

3,907 abbreviations & acronyms for shorter sentences,

phrases & words.

R U RDY 2 become an XPRT @ TM'ing? - Amaze your

friends!

Do you know these initialisms: AFK, BRB, BTW, FYI,

IMHO or OIC?

Speed up your typing of text messages when using:

Internet - ICQ - IRC - Chat - Chatrooms - Email -

PDA's - Pocket PC's.

Wi-Fi - Mobile phones - Cellular phones - Cell phones -

Pagers.

Messaging Technologies That You Benifit From When Using Shorthand TextingSMS = Short Message Service IM = Instant Messaging ICQ, Chat

EMS = Enhanced Message Service TM = Text Messaging Chatrooms

MMS = Multimedia Message Service MO = Mobile Originated Chat Groups

IMS = Instant Messaging Service IRC = Internet Relay Chat Texting

EIM = Exchange Instant Messaging CSC = Common Short Code IM'ing

IMPP = Instant Messaging & Presence

ProtocolTwo Way SMSing SMS'ing

XMPP = Extensible Messaging and PresenceProtocol

PIP = Presence InformationProtocol

TM'ing

Rated - G - for General audiences (Ok for younguns)3 years of research & editing by Jim ShookHOMEOriginally posted: 11/24/02, updated 03/29/03, massive re-update 03/10/05

INDEX of SHORT CUTS, ABBREVIATIONS, ACRONYMS &

INITIALISMS
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V | W | X | Y | Z |

| TOP 25 | Explanations | TIPS |

#'s = 105

! I have a comment (4)# Number (2)$0.02 Throwing in your two cents' worth

(2)& And'Ween Halloween*beg* Big Evil Grin*bg* Big Grin (5)*bwg* Big Wide Grin (2)*chuckle* The speaker chuckles*eg* Evil Grin (3)*frown* The speaker is frowning*g* Giggle*g* *grin* Grin (8)*h* Hug*k* Kiss*m* More Text*poof* Has left the chat*smile* *s* Smiling*smirk* Smirking*vbeg* Very Big Evil Grin*vbg* Very Big Grin (3)*wink* *w* Wink (3).02 My/Your Two Cents Worth (2)1 One; Won; Want (2)100 Nature Calls/Pit Stop (3)1000s Thousands100s Hundreds101 One On One10Q Thank You (4)10X Thanks121 One To One12345 Talk About School
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143 I Love You (I=1, Love=4, You=3) (2)14AA41 One for All & All for One (2)1CE Wns Once (4,1)1DAY One Day (2)1FTR One For The Road (2)

1NC Once (2)1ON1 One On One (2)2 To (5)2 To; Too; Two (10)20 Location (3)24/7 24 hours a day, 7 days a week (3)26Y4U Too Sexy For You (4)2B To Be (2)2B OR N2B To Be Or Not To Be (Shakespeare)(2)2BCNTD 2BC To Be Continued (7,1)

2B|^2B To Be Or Not To Be (Shakespeare,using logic symbols |^)2D4 To Die For (6)2DAY Today (13)2F4W Too Funny For Words2G4U Too Good For You (6)2HT2HNDL Too Hot To Handle (3)2L8 Too Late (5)2MI Too Much Information2MOR 2MORO Tomorrow (14,2)

2MORO Tomorrow2MRW 2MORROW Tomorrow2NITE 2N Tonight (20,1)2U2 To You Too (5)2WIMC To Whom It May Concern (3)2l8 Too Late381 Three Words, Eight Letters, One

Meaning (I Love You) (2)3SUM Threesome (9)4 For; Four; Fore (9,4,1)

4-F-R N E-R Forever & Ever (2)404 I have no clue / I don't know (URL

not found err)(5)411 Info (need information)(2)4COL For Crying Out Loud (2)4E 4EVER Forever (6,3)4ER 4EVR Forever


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4EVRYRS For Ever Yours4GM Forgive me4GS For Goodness Sakes4GV Forgive (2)4GVN Forgiven (2)

4S For Sure! (yes)4U For You4X4 Four wheel drive vehicle (Jeep)4YEO For Your Eyes Only (8)4YOG For Your Own Good501 An excuse that's full of holes5WGY10 $5 Will Get you $10 (betting, 2 to 1

odds)73 Best Regards (3)7H Seventh Heaven (euphoria)

7K Sick (5)8 Ate / Eight (7,1)8 Infinity86 Out Of / Over / To Get Rid Of (2)88 Love and Kisses (3)8ball Eightball911 Emergency, Call911 Emergency, Call Me (3)::POOF:: Goodbye (Leaving The Room)? I have a question

@ At (10)@@ Just Lurking, Reading But Not

Participating@ABOY Atta Boy, (that's my boy / way to go

/ congratulations)@AC At All Cost (spare no effort)@COLL At College@HM At Home@SCHL At School@TEOTD At The End Of The Day (2)

@WRK At Work^5 High 5/Five (4)

A's = 201

A AllA Whl Crcdl After While Crocodile
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A/S Age/Sex?A/S/C Age/Sex/Check (tell me your...?)A/S/L Age/Sex/Location/Language?A/S/L A/S/L? Age/Sex/Location? (tell me your...?)

(14,3)

A/S/S/C Age, Sex, State & Check (tell meyour...?)A2 Anytime, AnywhereA3 Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace (7)A? Eh?AA Adios Amigo(s) (goodby friend)(3)AA Alcoholics Anonymous (4)AAA Any Assistance AppreciatedAAA Travel clubAAAAA American Association Against Acronym

Abuse (3)AAAAA Travel club for alcoholicsAAAAAA American Asociation Against Acronym

Abuse AnonymousAAF As A Friend (2)AAK Asleep At Keyboard (3)AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact (19)AAMOI As A Matter Of Interest (3)AAR AAR8 At Any Rate (4,1)AAS Alive And Smiling (2)

AAT And Another ThingAATK Always At The Keyboard (3)AAYF As Always, Your Friend (3)AB Ah Bless! (2)AB Arse Backwards (2)ABC Already Been ChewedABD All But DissertationABIHIWTITB A Bird In Hand Is Worth Two In The

BushABITHIWTIDB A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In

The BushABRVS AbbreviationsABT About (3)ABT2 About To (2)ACD Alt-Control-Delete (3 finger salute)

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ACK Acknowledgement (3)ACRONYM Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name

Yielding Meaning (2)ACTIV8 Activate (2)ACTO ACcording TO

ADAD Another Day Another Dollar (2)ADBB All Done Bye Bye (2)ADCTD2LUV Addicted To LoveADDY ADD Address (5,4)ADHD Attention Deficit Hyperactive

DisorderADIH Another Day In Hades (2)ADIP Another Day In Paradise (2)ADN Any Day Now (19)ADR Address (3)

ADSL Asymmetric Digital Subscriber LineAEAP As Early As Possible (2)AFAGAY A Friend As Good As You (2)AFAHMASP A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted

(2)AFAIA As Far As I'm AwareAFAIAA As Far As I Am AwareAFAIC As Far As I CanAFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned (18)AFAICS As Far As I Can See (4)

AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell (6)AFAIK As Far As I Know (66)AFAIR As Far As I Recall/Remember (5)AFAIU As Far As I Understand (2)AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It (5)AFAP As Far As Possible (2)AFAYC As Far As Yor're Concerned (2)AFAYK As Far As You KnowAFC Away From (the) Computer (3)AFCS Any Fool Can See

AFDA A Few Days AgoAFDB A Few Days BackAFDN Any Frigging Day Now (2)AFIAA As Far As I Am Aware (2)AFINIAFI A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed

(2)AFJ April Fool's Joke (4)


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AFK Away From (the) Keyboard (60)AFLA Another 4 Letter AcronymAFM And Further MoreAFP Away From PowwowAFU All Fouled Up

AFWIW Anyway, For What It's WorthAFZ Acronym Free Zone (3)AGKWE And God Knows What Else (2)AGNB Age/Gender No BarAGP Accelerated Graphics PortAGREEMT Agreement (2)AGRNB Age/Gender/Race No BarAIAMU And I'm A Monkey's Uncle (2)AIESATDA All I Ever See Are These Darn

Acronyms

AIH As It Happens (3)AIIC As If I CareAIIDK As If I Didn't KnowAIM AOL IM (AOL Instant Messaging)AIMB As I Mentioned Before (2)AIMP Always In My Prayers (2)AIR As I Remember/RecallAISB As I Said Before (4)AISB As It Should Be (2)AISE As I Said Earlier (3)

AISI As I See It (15)AIUI As I Understand It (6)AIW As It Were/Was (2)AIYDK As If You Didn't KnowAKA A.K.A. Also Known As (alias)(24,2)ALA As Long AsALAP As Late As Possible (3)ALIWANISU All I Want Is YouALO A Live OneALOL Actually Laughing Out Loud (2)

ALTG Act Locally, Think Globally (2)ALTHO AlthoughALWZ AlwaysALWZ AlwaysAMAP As Many/Much As Possible (4)AMBW All My Best Wishes (4)AMF Adios My Friend (2)


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AMF All My FaultAMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game

AddictionAML All My Love (8)ANB Age No Bar

AND Any Day Now (2)ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our

Sponsor(s)(9)ANFAWFOW And Now For A Word From Our Web

Sponsor (2)ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely

Different (8)ANYTNG AnythingAOAS All Of A Sudden (3)AOB Abuse Of Bandwidth (3)

AOB Any Other BusinessAOBTD Another One Bites The DustAOK All O.K. (2)AOL America Online (4)AOL Army Of Lunatics/Lamers (2)AON All Or None (winner take all)AP Apple Pie (3)APAC All Praise & Credit (2)API Application Programming InterfaceAPPLE A Perverted Person Licks Everything

APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-LosingEntityAPYR As Per Your RequestARE Acronym-Rich Environment (2)AS Another Subject (3)ASAFP As Soon As Frigging Possible (4)ASAP As Soon As Possible (57)ASAYGT As Soon As You Get This (2)ASCII American Standard Code For

Information Interchange (2)

ASF And So ForthASL Age, Sex, Location (3)ASL ASL? Age, Sex & Location? (what are your)

(see A/S/L)(13,3)ASLMH Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies

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ASP Active Server PagesASS Acronym Specialists SocietyASS Alien Space ShipASS Always Stay SweetASW All Seems Well

ASY AssemblyATB All The Best (17)ATEOTLYWBAT At The End Of This Lesson You Will

Be Able ToATK At The Keyboard (13)ATLA Another Three Letter Acronym (2)ATM Asynchronous Transfer ModeATM At The Moment (26)ATM Automatic Teller Machine (2)ATSL Along The Same Line (6)

ATST At The Same Time (3)ATTN Attention (3)ATTYOB Anything That Turns You On Baby (2)ATW All/Around The Web (2)ATW Around The worldATW At The Weekend (2)AU AustraliaAV Avatar - Graphical representaion of

a person chattingAWA As well as

AWC After While, Crocodile (4)AWCIGO And Where Can I Get One (2)AWFK Away From Keyboard (see AFK)AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through

All This/That Again? (5)AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through

This Again? (13)AWGTHTGTTSA Are We Going To Have To Go Through

This Stuff Again? (2)AWGTHTGTWTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through

With This Again? (3)AWHFY A Word To The WiseAWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet? (13)AWK Away From Keyboard (see AFK)AWOL Absent Without Leave (4)AWS As We SpeakAWTTW A Word To The Wise (2)


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AWYR Awaiting Your ReplyAX Across (2)AYCOOYM Are You Completely Out Of Your MindAYF All Your FaultAYK As You Know (2)

AYOR At Your Own Risk (12)AYPI And Your Point Is? (3)AYR As You RequestedAYRRRS Are You Really Really Really Sure?AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something? (3)AYSOW Are You Stupid Or What?AYT Are You There? (3)AYTMTB And You're Telling Me This Because?

(2)AYWWWS Are You Weally Weally WEALLY Sure?

(E. Fudd)AZ Arizona

B's = 268

B Be, Bee, Been, Bye (15,1,1,1)B&B Bye & BlessingsB&P Blanks & PostageB&W Black & WhiteB'DAY Birthday (3)B/C Because (14)B2 Back ToB2B Business To BusinessB2W Back To WorkB3 Blah, Blah, BlahB4 Before (36)B4 Before (8)B4N BFN Bye For Now (34,2)B4U Before You (2)B4YKI Before You Know It (2)B8B Behind the 8 Ball (at a disadvantage

/ in a tough situation)B@K Back At KeyboardB@THPICS4 Be At The Pictures for .....pmBAC Back At computerBAC Bad Arsed ChickBAC By Any Chance (6)


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BAD Broken/Bad As Designed (6)BAG Busting A Gut (Laughing)(3)BAIC Boy Am I ConfusedBAK Back At (the) Keyboard (34)BAK Back At Keys

BAM By All MeansBANANA Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere

Near AnybodyBAP Back At PowwowBAR&AHP Between A Rock & A Hard Place (in a

bad situation)BAS Big Arsed Smile (8)BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry

ControlBATR Bouncing Around The Room

BAU Business As Usual (3)BB Bathroom BreakBB Be BackBB Bulletin Board (forum, message

board)(2)BB4N Bye Bye For Now (5)BBB Busy Beyond Belief (2)BBB Bye Bye BabyBBBG Bye Bye, Be Good (4)BBC Bottom Of Back Cover

BBD Basically Brain DeadBBF Best Buds ForeverBBFBBM Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel (3)BBFCFM Big Black Furry Creature From MarsBBFN Bye Bye For Now (20)BBI Big Brother InsideBBIAB Be Back In A Bit (11)BBIAB Be Back In A Bit (8)BBIABUPB Be Back In A Bit, Urgent Potty BreakBBIAF Be Back In A Few (minutes) (14)

BBIAM Be Back In A Minute (4)BBIAS Be Back In A Sec(ond) (4)BBIAW Be Back In A While (2)BBJ Big Ball Jam / Beach Ball Jam / Big

Beach JamBBL BBL8R Be Back Later/Late (63,2)BBN Bye Bye Now (10)


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BBN Bye Bye Now (6)BBR Burnt Beyond Repair (9)BBS Be Back Soon (30)BBS Bulletin Board System (2)BBS Bulletin Board System/Service (5)

BBSD Be Back Soon Darling (3)BBSL Be Back Sooner or Later (3)BBSTYWTCMDJBAP Be Back Sooner Than You Would Think,

Considering My Dog Just Bit A PolicemanBBT Be Back Tomorrow (2)BBW Big Beautiful Woman (2)BC Back CoverBC Basket Case (2)BC Be coolBC Because (5)

BCAME BecameBCBC Beggars Can't Be ChoosersBCBS Big Company, Big School (2)BCC Blind Carbon Copy (2)BCNU Be Seeing You (goodbye)(40)BCNU Be seein youBCOZ Because (3)BCUM BecomeBD Big Deal (11)BD Brain-dead

BD BDAY Birthday (3)BDC Big Dumb Company / Big Dot Com (2)BDINI Big Deal I'm Not ImpressedBDN Big Darn Number (3)BEG Big Evil Grin (21)BF Biological FatherBF Boyfriend (32)BFD Big Fricking/Flipping Deal (7)BFF Best Friends Forever (3)BFFL Best Friends For Life

BFG Big Fat GrinBFG Big Friendly GiantBFG Big Friendly/Fricking Giant/Gun/Grin

(6 possibilities)BFG Big Friggin GunBFGWST Big Fat Grin With Sharp TeethBFH Big Fricking Hammer


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BFHD Big Fat Hairy DealBFI Brute Force & Ignorance (2)BFI Bunch of Fricking Idiots (2)BFLD BaffledBFMI Brute Force & Massive Ignorance

BFMI Brute Force and Massive IgnoranceBFN B4N Bye For Now (35,2)BFOG Blouse Full Of GoodiesBFS Big Fricking ScrewdriverBFZ4EVR Best Friends For Ever (2)BG Big GiggleBG Big Grin (14)BG Big Grin, (7)BG Bl**dy GitBGUTI Better Get Used To It

BGWM Be Gentle With MeBH Better Half (2)BHL8 Be Home Late (5)BHOF Bald Headed Old Fart (3)BIAB Be Back In A BitBIBO Beer In, Beer Out (10)BIC Best In ClassBIC Best In ClassBICBW But I Could Be Wrong (2)BIF Basis In Fact (6)

BIF Before I Forget (6)BIL Boss Is Listening (5)BIL Brother In Law (11)BIN BinaryBIN Buy It NowBION Believe It Or Not (15)BIOS Basic Input-Output SystemBIOTOE Blow It Out The Other EndBIOYA Blow It Out Your Arse (2)BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your I/O Port

(Input/Output)(5)BIOYN Blow It Out Your Nose (2)BISS Because I Said/Say SoBISSTW Because I Said So, That's WhyBIT Binary DigitBITD Back In The Day (2)BITD Beaten It To Death (2)


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BITGOD Back In The good Old DaysBITMT But In The Meantime (2)BK BackBK Because (2)BK Break

BKA Better Known As (5)BKAM Between Keyboard And Monitor

(problem is the user)BL Belly Laugh(Ing) (5)BLTN Better Late Than NeverBM Blonde Moment (2)BM Bugger MeBM Byte Me (3)BMGWL Busting My Gut With Laughter (4)BMHATK Banging My Head Against The Keyboard

BMHATW Banging My Head Against The Wall (2)BML Bitting My LipBMOC Big Man On Campus (2)BMOTA Byte Me On The Arse (2)BMTA Brilliant Minds Think AlikeBMTIPG Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel

Gutters (4)BMW Be My Wife (2)BN Been (2)BN Being

BNF Big Name Fan (7)BNI Batteries Not IncludedBO Buzz OffBOAF Birds Of A FeatherBOC But Of Course (3)BOF Birds Of a Feather (2)BOFH Bad [system] Operator From Hades (2)BOGOF Buy One Get One FreeBOHICA Bend Over, Here It Comes Again (6)BOHOF Back Of Hand On Forehead

BOL Best Of Luck (5)BOS Big Orange Switch (2)BOT Back On Topic (14)BOT Robot (4)BOTE Back Of The EnvelopeBOTEC Back Of The Envelope Calculation (5)BP Blood Pressure


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BPS Bits-Per-SecondBR Bathroom (2)BR Best RegardsBRB Be Right Back (82)BRBCTA2S Be Right Back, Can't Think of

Anything To Say (2)BRBGP Be Right Back, Gotta Pee (2)BRBGTGP Be Right Back, Got To Go PeeBRBIGGAT Be Right Back, I Gotta Get A TowelBRBIGGP Be Right Back, I Gotta Go Pee!BRBIGP Be Right Back, I Gotta PeeBRBNC Be Right Back, Nature CallsBRBUPB Be Right Back, Urgent Potty BreakBRH Be Right Here (4)BRILL Brilliant

BROS BrothersBRS Best RegardsBRS Big Red Switch (9)BRT Be Right There (13)BRTR Bouncing Round The RoomBS Big Smile (4)BS BullstuffBSF But Seriously, Folks (3)BSG Big Smiling GrinBSG Broad Sweeping Generalization / Big

Smiling Grin (2)BSOD Blue Screen Of Death (3)BST But Seriously ThoughBT Byte This (2)BTA Be There. Aloha!BTA Before The Attacks (2)BTA But Then Again (19)BTAICBW But Then Again I Could Be Wrong (2)BTAIM Be That As It May (8)BTC Biting The Carpet

BTDT Been There, Done That (26)BTDTGTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-

Shirt (9)BTFOOM Beats Te Funk Out Of MeBTFT Been There Fixed ThatBTG Buck Tooth GrinBTGOG By The Grace Of God


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BTHOM Beats The Heck Out Of/Outta Me (8)BTHOOM Beats The Heck Out Of MeBTLSOM Beats The Living Stuff Out of MeBTOBD Be There Or Be Dead (7)BTOBS Be There Or Be Square (3)

BTPOOM Beats The Poo Out Of Me!BTR BetterBTSOOM Beats The Stuff Out Of Me (11)BTSOOM Beats The Stuffing Out Of MeBTTP Back To The PointBTU Back To YouBTW By The Way (93)BTWBO Be There With Bells On (4)BTWN BetweenBTY Blessings To You

BUAF Butt Ugly ASCII FontBUAG Big/Butt Ugly Ascii GraphicBUGS Bloody User Generated SymptomsBW Best Wishes (2)BW Black & WhiteBWD BackwardBWDIK But What Do I Know? (3)BWFH Bad Webmaster From HadesBWG Big Wide Grin (2)BWK Big Wet Kiss

BWKOL Big Wet Kiss On LipsBWKOTL Big Wet Kiss On The LipsBWL Bursting With Laughter (20)BWO Black, White or Other (3)BWQ Buzz Word Quotient (9)BWS Big Wide SmileBWTHDIK But What The Heck Do I Know...? (2)BWU Be With YouBY Busy (2)BY Good Bye

BYC By Your CommandBYE Goodbye (3)BYE Response to BYE?BYE? Are You Ready To Say Goodbye? (2)BYE? Are you ready to say goodbye? If so,

type "BYE" (2)BYKT But You Knew/Know That (10)


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BYKTA But You Know/Knew That Already (3)BYM Believe You MeBYO Bring Your OwnBYOB Bring Your Own

Booze/Beverage/Beer/Bud/Booze (2)

BYOB Bring Your Own Bottle/Booze (7)BYOM Bring Your Own Mac (3)BYORL Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher (2)BYTM Better You Than MeBZOF Buzz Off (3)

C's = 185

C See, Sea (16,3)C U L8R See You Later (2)C U L8TER See You LaterC U SOON See You SoonC YA See Ya/You (2)C ZIN SeasonC%D Could (3)C%L CoolC&G Chuckle And Grin (19)C&P Copy & PasteC-P Sleepy (2)C-T City (2)C/O Care OfC/O in Care Of (for sending mail)C/P Cross Post (2)C/P/S City or Country / Profession /

Status (married/single)C4N Ciao For Now (chow)(2)CA CaliforniaCAD Computer Aided DesignCAD Control-Alt-Delete (3 finger salute)CADET Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try (7)CATCH Come Again? That Can't HelpCB Call BackCB Chat/Call Brat (3)CBL Come Back LaterCC Carbon Copy (4)CC Courtesy Copy / Cut CornerCC I understand (I copy / Copy that)


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CCF Crippled Computer FingersCCWC Can't Cook Won't CookCD-ROM Compact Disc - Read-Only MemoryCD-ROM Consumer Device Rendered Obsolete in

Months

CDT Central Daylight TimeCE Creative Editing (2)CEO Chief Executive (2)CERT Computer Emergency Response TeamCFD Call For Discussion (6)CFM ConfirmCFV Call For Vote(s) (8)CGI Common Gateway Interface (2)CH@ ChatCHLN Chilling

CHLYA Chill Ya!CHUR CHOWUR See How You Are (3)CI Complete IdiotCIAC Computer Incident Advisory

CapabilityCIAC Computer Incident Advisory CenterCIAO Chow (goodbye)(Italian) (9)CIBM? Could It Be Magic?CICO Coffee In, Coffee Out (10)CID Consider It Done (14)

CID Crying In Disgrace (16)CIITM Check Is In The MailCIM Compuserve Information ManagerCIO Check It Out (2)CIO Cut It Out (3)CIS Compuserve Information Service (8)CIS Consumer Information ServiceCIS CI$ Compuserve Information System (tm)

(2)CLA Cap Lock Alert

CLAB Crying Like A Baby (2)CLD Calling Long DistanceCLD9? Cloud 9?CLI Command Line Interface (2)CLM Career Limiting Move (2)CLOAKA Canonical List Of All Known AcronymsCLR Clear


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CM CMI Call Me (7,3)CMB Call Me BackCMF Count My Fingers (3)CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong (10)CMON Come On (5)

CN Can (2)CNC Cheap And CheerfulCNP... CNP Continued (In My) Next Post...

(14,1)CNS Computer NerdsCO ColoradoCO Conference/Company (5,5)COB Close Of Business (3)COBOL Completely Obsolete Business

Oriented Language

COD Cash On Delivery (when receivingmail)(2)

COI Come On InCOMM COMMS Community(ies)CONGRATS CongradulationsCONUS Continental United States (Us Sans

Alaska & Hawaii)COS BecauseCOTFL Crawling On The Floor LaughingCOTFLGOHAHA Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts

Out & Having A Heart Attack (3)COZ, BC Because (3,1)CP Chat Post (a chat message)(13)CP Copy Protection (3)CP Custodial ParentCPF Can Pigs Fly? (2)CPP C Plus Plus or C++CPU Central Processing UnitCR Can't RememberCR8 Create

CRA Can't Remember Anything (2)CRAA Can't Remember Anything AnymoreCRADT Can't Remember A Darn ThingCRAFT Can't Remember A Fricking Thing (2)CRAFT Can't Remember A Friggin' Thing (5)CRAP Cheap Redundant Assorted Products

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CRAT Can't Remember A ThingCRB Come Right BackCRBT Crying Real(ly) Big Tears (9)CRC Cyclic Redundancy CheckCRPG Character (or computer) Role Playing

GameCRPG Character/Computer Role Playing GameCRS Can't Remember Stuff (6)CRTLA Can't Remember the Three-Letter

AcronymCS Child SupportCS Cop Shop (police station)(2)CSG Chuckle Snicker Grin (11)CSG Chuckle, Snigger, Grin (8)CSL Can't Stop Laughing (3)

CSS Cascading Style SheetsCST Central Standard TimeCSTHNKNAU Can't Stop Thinking About YouCSW Can't See WhyCSY Can't Stop YawningCTB Cars Trucks BussesCTC Choking The Chicken (2)CTN Can't Talk NowCTR Center (4)CTTC Can't Take The Chance (too risky)

CTTD Cute Things They Do (2)CTTS Cute Things They Say (2)CTY CityCU See You (48)CU 2MORO See You Tomorrow (2)CU 2NITE See You TonightCU @... See You at ...O'ClockCU L8R See You LaterCU2 See You, Too (4)CU2MARO See You Tomorrow (2)

CU2NITE See You TonightCU@ See You Around (3)CU@ CU@... See You At... (4)CUA Common User Access (2)CUA Commonly Used Acronym(s)(3)CUA Completely Useless AcronymCUB L8R Call You Back Later (6)


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CUD CouldCUD Could (5)CUIMD See You In My DreamsCUL Call/Catch You Later (5)CUL See/Catch You Later (32)

CUL CUL8R See You LaterCUL8ER See You LaterCUL8R see you later (33)CUL8R ALIG8R See You Later AlligatorCUL8TR CUL8ER See You Later (9,3)CULA See You Later, Alligator (4)CULA-AWC See You Later Alligator, After While

Crocodile (2)CUNS See You In School! (2)CUNT Computer User Non-Technical

CUNVR See You NeverCUOL See You On LineCUPL CoupleCUS See You Soon (2)CUZ Because (7)CW2CU Can't Wait To See YouCWOT Complete Waste Of Time (4)CWYL Chat With You Later (17)CY Calm Yourself (2)CY C-YA See Ya

CYA Cover Your Arse (9)CYA See Ya/You (Seeya) (22,17)CYA See You AroundCYAL8R See Ya/You (all) Later (Seeyalata)

(16)CYE Check Your E-MailCYL Catch You LaterCYL See You Later (6)CYO See You Online (3)CYR ... Call Your ...

CYR BOS Call Your Boss (5)CYR BRO Call Your Brother (4)CYR H Call Your Husband (4)CYR MA Call Your Mother (4)CYR OFIS Call Your Office (5)CYR PA Call Your Father (5)CYR SIS Call Your Sister (5)


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CYR WF Call Your Wife (4)CYT See You Tomorrow (2)

D's = 170

D DE DA The (8,2,2)D&C Duck & Cover (1950's song about

atomic bomb)D&W Ducking & WeavingD/L Download (you receive)(3)D1 Day One (from the beginning or

start)D8 Date (3)D8ING DatingDAF Divorced Asian FemaleDAK Dead At KeyboardDAM Divorced Asian MaleDAMHIK (IJK) Don't Ask Me How I Know (I Just

Know)DAMIFINO Darned, If I KnowDAMIJWH Don't Ask Me, I Just Work HereDAP Parents Against Dyslexia [chuckle]

(2)DARFC Duck(ing) And Run(ing) For Cover (2)DARFC Ducking & Running For CoverDARFC Ducking And Running For Cover (3)DAT That (3)DB8 DebateDBA Doing Business As (4)DBAI Designed By An IdiotDBAU Doing Business As UsualDBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read

(2)DBF Dear Boy FriendDBF Divorced Black FemaleDBM Divorced Black MaleDBMS Data Base Management SystemDBN Doing Business, Not (2)DC Dead Center (bull's eye)DD DeadDD Dear/Darling Daughter (14,4)DD Dreaded Disease


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DD Due Diligence (3)DDD Direct Distance Dial (phone system

abbr.) (4)DDDOT This, That, The Other ThingDDG Drop Dead Gorgeous (2)

DEC Do Expect CutsDEGT Don't Even Go ThereDETI Don't Even Think It (2)DETLA Double Extended Three Letter

Abbreviation (2)DEU Dumb End UserDF Dear Friend (2)DFLA Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym

(That Is, A Tla) (2)DFM Don't Flame Me

DFU Don't Forget Units (2)DGA Dead Give AwayDGA Don't Go AnywhereDGD Dear Grand DaughterDGMS Don't Get Me StartedDGMW Don't Get Me WrongDGT Don't Go There (5)DH Darn/Dang/Dumb/Deaf/Demented

Husband/Hubby (11)DH Dear/Darling Husband/Hubby (16)

DHAC Don't/Doesn't Have A ClueDHTML Dynamic Hypertext Markup Language.DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath (7)DICT8 DictateDIDT Did I Do That?DIIK DIIN Darn(ed) If I Know (14)DIKU? Do I Know You? (9)DIL Daughter-In-Law (7)DILLIGAC Do I Look Like I Give A Crap? (2)DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Darn? (12)

DILLIGAF Does It Look Like I Give A Flip? (2)DILLIGAFF Do I Look Like I Give a Flying Flip?DIM Do It MyselfDINK Double/Dual Income, No Kids (2)DINKY Double Income, No Kids YetDINR DinnerDIS Did I Say


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DIS This (2)DISNDAT This & ThatDITD Down In The DumpsDITUIHIBMSL? Did I Tell You I Hate IBMs Lately?

(2)

DITYID Did I Tell You I'm Distressed? (3)DIY Do It Yourself (13)DJF Divorced Jewish FemaleDJM Divorced Jewish MaleDK Don't Know (11)DKDC DNDC Don't Know, Don't Care (3,1)DKU Drop Kick UglyDL Dead LinkDL D/L Download (you receive file) (11,2)DLG Devilish Little Grin (3)

DLL Dynamic Link LibraryDLN Don't Leave NowDLP Digital Light ProcessorDLT Disregard Last TransmissionDLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite (17)DLTM Don't Lie To MeDM& DemandDMI Don't Mention It (2)DNA Did Not Answer (3)DNC Does Not Compute (2)

DNK Do Not/Don't Know (3)DNPGDNCTHD Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect Two

Hundred DollarsDNPM Darn Near P'ed Myself (3)DNR Dinner (4)DNS Domain Name Server (2)DNTTAH Do Not Try This At HomeDOA Dead On Arrival (5)DOB Date/Day Of Birth (2)DOD We could tell you but then we'd have

to kill youDOLT Division of Overseas Lemming

TechniciansDOM Dirty Old Man (8)DON Double Or Nothing (betting,

gambling)DON DOIN Doing (3,1)


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DOS Disk Operating System (2)DOS Dozing Off Soon (3)DOTGOV A government official (from .gov)(2)DOTGOV The GovernmentDOY Dork Of the Year

DP Dear/Darling PartnerDPKOL Deep Passionate Kiss On (the) LipsDQMOT Don't Quote Me On This (3)DQYDJ Don't Quit Your Day Job (5)DR Doctor (2)DRA Don't Recognize AcronymsDRIB Don't Read If BusyDRT Dead Right ThereDS Darling SonDS Dear/Darling Son (6,3)

DSF Dear Special FriendDSIL Dear Son-in-lawDSL Digital Subscriber Line (highspeed

telephone line)(2)DSSSL Document Style Semantics &

Specification LanguageDSTN Dual Scan Twisted NemonicDSVD Digital Simultaneous Voice & DataDTA Don't Trust AnybodyDTD Document Type Definition

DTOKAB Drop To One Knee And BlowDTP DeskTop Publishing (3)DTRT Do The Right Thing (13)DTS Don't Think So (2)DTTAH Don't Try This At HomeDUCT Did You See That?DUCWIC Do You See What I SeeDUCWIC Do You see (C) What I see (C)DUK Dead Upon Keyboard (2)DUR? Do You Remember? (7)

DUST Did You See That? (2)DUWTWB Do You Want To White Board (2)DV8 DeviateDVD Digital Versatile DiskDW Dear/Darling/Da Wife (9,1,1)DWB Don't Write Back (4)DWD Dude


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DWF Divorced White FemaleDWIM Do What I Mean (3)DWIMC Do What I Mean, Correctly (8)DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say (7)DWISNWID Do What I Say, Not What I Do

DWKOTL Deep Wet Kiss On The LipsDWL Dying With LaughterDWM Divorced White MaleDWPKOTL Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips

(2)DWYM Does What You Mean (2)DXNRE DXNRY Dictionary (2,1)DYE Darn Your Eyes! (2)DYHSBTD Don't You Have Something Better To

Do?

DYHWIH Do You Hear What I Hear (2)DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When... (2)DYK Do You KnowDYLM Do You Like Me (4)DYOFDW Do Your Own Frigging Dirty Work (2)DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing?

(2)DYSWIS Do You See What I See (3)DYW2WB Do You Want To White BoardDYWTWB Do You Want To White Board

DYWWB Do You Want to White Board

E's = 63

E&OE Errors & Omissions ExceptedE.G. For Example (2)E123 Easy As One, Two, Three (2)E2EG Ear To Ear Grin (7)EAK Eating At Keyboard (4)EAP Easy As PieEBCDIC Extended Binary Coded Decimal

Interchange CodeED Emotionally Disturbed (2)EDD Estimated Due DateEDP Emotionally Disturbed Person (2)EDT Eastern Daylight Time (2)EG Evil Giggle


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EG Evil Grin (30)EGC Extrememly Gruntled CustomerEH? What?EIF Exercise In Futility (2)EL Evil Laugh (3)

ELOL Evil Laugh Out Loud (See Lol Below)ELOL Evil Laughing Out LoudEM? Excuse Me? (2)EMAIL Electronic Mail (Mail Transported

Through Internet)EMFBI Excuse Me For Butting In (3)EMFH Every Man For HimselfEMFJI Excuse Me For Jumping InEMRU Error Message Replace UserEMS E-Mail Shorthand

EMSG Email Message (16)EMYL Email you laterEOB End Of Business (2)EOD End Of DayEOD End Of Discussion (14)EOF End Of File (3)EOL End Of Lecture (7)EOL End Of Life (2)EOLAWKI End Of Life As We Know ItEOM End Of Message (10)

EOR End Of RantEOS End Of ShowEOS End of StoryEOT End Of Thread (meaning end of

discussion)(7)EOT End Of TransmissionERU Error, Replace UserES Enough SaidES&D Eat Stuff & DieES


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ETA Estimated Time Of Arrival (5)ETC Et Cetera (and so on)(3)ETD Estimated Time of DepartureETE Estimated Time En routeETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym/Abbr

(That Is, An Fla)(11)EULA End-User License Agreement (2)EVE EveningEVRY EveryEVRY1 EVERY1 Everyone (3,1)EWI E-Mailing While Intoxicated (2)EX ExampleEZ EZY Easy (13,3)

^ TOP ^ 127F Female, If

F2F Face To Face (in person)(37)F2F Flesh To FleshF2T Free To Talk (15)F8 FateF? Friends? (5)FAAK Falling Asleep At KeyboardFAB Features, Attributes, Benefits (2)FAI Frequently Argued IssueFAQ Frequently Asked Question(s) (39)FAQL Frequently Asked Questions List (2)

FAWC For Anyone Who Cares (3)FB FeedbackFB Files Busy (2)FB Funny BusinessFBKS Failure Between Keyboard And Seat

(2)FBOW For Better Or Worse (2)FBTW From Bad To WorseFC Fingers Crossed (19)FCFS First Come, First Served (9)

FCOL For Crying Out Loud (4)FDROTFL Falling Down Rolling On The Floor

Laughing (7)FE Fatal Error (6)FEFY Fast Enough For YouFF Fast ForwardFF Friends Forever (2)
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FF&PN Fresh Fields & Pastures New (2)FFA Free For AllFGT Feeling Great Today (2)FICCL Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less (2)FIL Father In Law (14)

FIM Foot in mouthFIMD Foot-In-Mouth Disease (Open mouth,

insert foot)FIOFY Figure It Out For YourselfFIRST Forum of Incident Response and

Security TeamsFISH First In, Still Here (on line TOO

much)(15)FITB Fill In The Blank(s)(16)FKA Formerly Known As

FL FloridaFLA Five Letter Abbreviation (2)FLA Four Letter Acronym (3)FLEA Four Letter Extended AcronymFLK Funny Looking KidFLW Famous Last WordsFM Fine MagicFM From Memory (2)FMI For More InformationFMTEYEWTK Far More Than Everything You've Ever

Wanted To KnowFMTYEWTK Far More Than You Ever Wanted To

Know (2)FMU From My UnderstandingFNB Football & BeerFO Far out!FOAD Fall Over & DieFOAF Friend Of A Friend (18)FOAFOAG Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend

(2)

FOAG Father Of A Girlfriend (2)FOBL Fell Outta' Bed LaughingFOC Free Of Charge (3)FOCL Falling Off (the) Chair Laughing (4)FOCL Falls Off Chair LaughingFOCL Fell Outta' Chair LaughingFOCLMAO Fell Off Chair Laughin My Arse Off


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FOD Finger Of Death (2)FOFL Falling On (the) Floor Laughing (4)FOFL Falling On Floor LaughingFOMAL Falling On My Arse LaughingFOMC Fell Off My Chair (2)

FOMCL Falling Off My Chair Laughing (3)FOMCL Fell Out Of My Chair LaughingFONE PhoneFOOBAR Variant of FUBARFOOMCL Fell Out Of My Chair LaughingFOR For Obvious ReasonsFOS Freedom Of Speech (3)FOS Full Of StuffFOT Full Of Tripe (2)FOTCL Falling Off Chair Laughing

FOTCL Falling Off The Chair Laughing (7)FOTF Falling On The FloorFOTFLOL Falling On The Floor, Laughing Out

Loud (3)FOTM Fire On The MountainFOZ From Autralia (aka OZ)FRE Frequently Requested EnhancementFRED Flaming Ridiculous Electronic Device

(4)FRM From

FRND FriendFROA Ferengi Rules Of AquisitionFRZ Fruitin' Religious ZealotFS For Sale (5)FSD Fools Seldom Differ (2)FST Fast (2)FSTR FasterFT For TradeFTAC FantasyFTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet (11)

FTBL FootballFTBOMH From The Bottom Of My Heart (10)FTF Face To Face (11)FTL Faster Than Light (10)FTL(T) Faster Than Light (Travel)FTM For That MatterFTP File Trasnfer Protocal (5)


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FTR For The Record (3)FTS Fixin' To Start (2)FTTB For The Time Being (3)FU Fouled Up (2)FUA Frequently Used Acronyms

FUBAB Fouled Up Beyond All Belief (3)FUBAR Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition

(19)FUBAR Fouled Up Beyond All Repair (13)FUBB Fouled Up Beyond Belief (11)FUCHA FutureFUD Fear, Uncertainty & Doubt (13)FUD Fear, Uncertainty (&) Disinformation

(5)FUMTU Fouled Up More Than Usual (2)

FUNE FunnyFURTB Full Up Ready To Burst (human/hard

disk full) (8)FWD Forward (3)FWFN Farewell For NowFWIW For What It's Worth (77)FWY FreewayFX Fingers CrossedFYA For Your Amusement (25)FYEO For Your Eyes Only (7)

FYEO For Your Ears OnlyFYI For Your Information (72)FYM For Your Misinformation (2)

^ TOP ^ 163G Giggle (4)G Grining/Grin (18,7)G,D&R Grinning, Ducking & Running (3)G,D&RF Grinning, Ducking & Running Fast!G,D&RVVF Grinning, Ducking & Running Very

Very Fast

G/W Guess What (2)G1 Good One (2)G2CU Glad/Good To See YouG2G Got To/Gotta/ Go (11)G2SY Glad/Good To See You (2)G9 Genius (7)GA Georgia


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GA Go Ahead (19)GA Good afternoonGAC Get A Clue (2)GAFIA Get Away From It All (3)GAFM Get Away From Me

GAL Get A Life (43)GALGAL Give A Little Get A Little (3)GAS Greetings & SalutationsGB GigabyteGB Goodbye (2)GBH Great Big Hug (3)GBH&K Great Big Hugs & KissesGBH&KB Greak Big Hugs & Kisses BackGBTM Get Back To MeGBTW Get Back To Work (2)

GBU God Bless You (3)GBY God Bless YouGC Garbage Collect (tidy up)GD&H Grinning, Ducking & Hiding (2)GD&R Grinning, Ducking & Running (14)GD&R,VVF Grinning, Ducking & Running, Very

Very FastGD&R,WVF Grinning, Ducking & Running, Walking

Very FastGD&RF Grinning, Ducking & Running Fast (3)

GD&RF Grinning, Ducking & Running Fast!(3)GD&RVVF Grinning, Ducking & Running Very

Very Fast (2)GD&W Grinning, Ducking & Weaving (2)GD&WVF Grinning, Ducking & Walking Very

Fast (2)GD&WVVF Grinning, Ducking & Walking Very

Very Fast (2)GDR GDAR Grinning, Ducking & Running (2)

GDW Grin, Duck & Weave (5)GE Good EveningGF G/F Girlfriend (31)GFB Go For BrokeGFC Going For Coffee (5)GFETE Grinning From Ear To Ear (2)GFI Go For It (2)


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GFN Gone For Now (19)GFN Good For NothingGFR Grim File Reaper (6)GFT Going For Tea (2)GFU General Foul Up (2)

GG Good Game (12)GG Good Game gamingGG Gotta Go (4)GGB Gotta Get BeerGGC Goo Goo Cluster (Cause Zits &

Intestinal Blockage)(2)GGFN Got To Go For NowGGG GiGGle (as in )GGN Gotta Go Now (5)GGP Gotta Go Pee (6)

GGS Go Get StuffedGHP Good Hand Partner (For Online Card

Games)GIAR Give It A Rest (2)GIAT Give It A TryGIDK Gee, I Don't Know (2)GIF Graphical Interchange FormatGIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out (13)GIGO Garbage In, Gospel Out (blindly

accepting nearly anything)(2)

GIMME Give MeGIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That (18)GIYODS Get It Your Own Damn SelfGIZZA Give Me AGJ Good Job (6)GJIAVYCN Go Jump In A Volcano, You Cave NewtGJP Good Job PartnerGKW God Knows WhatGL Good Luck (10)GL Good Luck gaming

GLAGH Good Luck & Good HuntingGLG Goofy Little Grin (3)GLGH Good Luck & Good Hunting (9)GLLA Great Lovers Love AlikeGLYASDI God Loves You And So Do I (2)GM Good Morning (2)GM Good Move/Match


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GM Got Milk?GMAB Give me a break! (8)GMB Getting More Beer (2)GMBO Giggling My Butt Off (12)GMC Getting More Coffee

GMESUMLOVIN Give Me Some Lovin' (2)GMP Getting More PopGMT Greenwich Mean Time (2)GMTA Great Minds Think Alike (57)GMTFT Great Minds Think For Themselves (2)GMV Got My Vote (4)GMeSumLuvin Give Me Some Lovin!GN Good Night (4)GNBLFY Got Nothing But Love For You (2)GNR8 Generate

GNR8N GenerationGNRLE GenerallyGNSTDLTBBB Good Night, Sleep Tight, Don't Let

The Bed Bugs BiteGOK God Only Knows (5)GOL Giggling Out Loud (3)GONNA Going ToGOOML Get Out Of My Life (2)GORJUS GorgeousGOTFIA Groaning On The Floor In Agony (3)

GOWI Get On With It (7)GP Grandparent(s) (2)GP,F Go Puke, Fast! (3)GPF General Protection Fault (3)GPUAR Go Pee Up A RopeGR Gotta RunGR Grim ReaperGR&D GRAD Grinning, Running & Ducking (18)GR8 Great! (31)GRAD Grinning, Running & Ducking

GRD Grinning, Running & Ducking!GRMBL GrumbleGROVBAB Groovy Baby!GRQ Get Rich QuickGRRRR Growling (2)GRT Great (2)GRUIT Get Real You Impudent Thing (2)


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GSHIWMP Giggling So Hard I Wet My Pants (2)GSM Global System For Mobile

CommunicatorsGSOAS Go Sit On A Snake (2)GSOH Good Salary, Own Home (3)

GSOH Good Sense Of Humour (7)GT Good Try (2)GT2GO Got To GoGTABO Get That Ass Back On (in response to

ROFLMAO)GTBOS Glad To Be Of Service (3)GTBT Good Times Bad TimesGTCU Glad/Good To See YouGTG Got To Go / Good To Go (24,1)GTGB Got To Go, Bye (3)

GTGN Got To Go NowGTGP Got To Go Pee (2)GTGTTBR Got To Go To The BathroomGTH Go To Hades (2)GTP Gone To PeeGTP Got To PeeGTRM Going To Read Mail (5)GTSY Glad To See You (7)GTSY Glad/Great To See Ya/You (4)GTSY Great To See You (2)

GTSY GTSU Glad To See You/Ya (8,2)GUD Good (2)GUDLUK Good Luck (5)GUI Graphical User InterfaceGW Getting Wet (2)GW Good WitchGWATCDR God Willing & The Creek Don't RiseGWOS Goes Without SayingGWS Get Well SoonGYFFR Get Your Frigging Facts Right

GYFR Get Your Facts Right (Please)GYPO Get Your Pants Off (2)

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H8 Hate (17)HAB Hot Asian BabeHABO Have A Better OneHABU Have A Better 'Un (11)HAG1 Have A Good One

HAGD Have A Good DayHAGD Have A Great Day (8)HAGN Had A Good NightHAGN Have A Good Night (16)HAGO Have A Good One (3)HAGU Have A Good 'Un (11)HAK Hug(s) & Kiss(es) (21)HAMRD HammeredHAND Have A Nice Day (28)HATM Howling At The Moon

HAWU Hello All, What's Up? (2)HAY How are you?HB Honey BearHB Hurry Back (2)HBASTD Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig

(2)HBTU Happy Birthday To You (3)HCB Holy Cow, Batman! (2)HCIERY How Can I Ever Repay YouHCIT How cool is that

HD Happy Dance (celebrating a project'scompletion)HD Hold (2)HDEPIYLUV? How Deep Is Your Love?HDYK HDYKT How Did You Know (That)HF Have funHF Hello, Friend (2)HH Happy HackingHHB Hello Honey BunnyHHGTTG HitchHiker's Guide To The Galaxy (2)

HHIS Hanging Head In Shame (19)HHIS Hangs Head In ShameHHO1/2K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding (7)HHOJ Ha Ha, Only Joking (15)HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding (19)HHOS Ha Ha, Only Serious (11)HHOS Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious


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HHOK Ha Ha, Only Half KiddingHHTYAY Happy Holidays To You & Yours (6)HI HawaiiHIB__ Have I Been ________ (2)HICA Here It Comes Again

HIFOTFAIR Help! I've Fallen On The Floor AndI'm Rolling!HIG How's It Going? (4)HIH Hope It Helps (3)HIOOC Help! I'm Out Of Coffee (2)HIRTA HereInafter Referred To AsHISRT Hold It, Stop Right ThereHIWTH Hate It When That HappensHLDMECLS Hold Me Close (3)HLO Hello

HLOL Hysterically Laughing Out LoudHLOLARAWCHAWP Hysterically Laughing Out Loud &

Rolling Around While Clapping Hands & Wetting PantsHLV Hasta La VistaHLVB Hasta La Vista, BabyHNG Horny Net GeekHNY Happy New YearHOAS Hold On A Sec(ond) (3)HOHA HOllywood HAcker (2)HOHIL Head Over Heels In Love

HOMPR Hang On, Mobile Phones' Ringing (2)HOPR Hang On Phone's RingingHOS Husband Over ShoulderHOT4U Hot For You (5)HOTLUV Hot LoveHOTX3 Hot, Hot, HotHOTYH Hold On To Your HatsHOUER Hanging On Your Every WordHOWRU HOW R U How Are You? (6)HOYEW Hanging On Your Every Word (6)

HP Handphone (3)HP Home Page (3)HPY NU YR Happy New YearHQ High QualityHRT Hormone Replacement TherapyHRT2HRT Heart To HeartHRU? HRY How are you? (4)


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HSIK How Should I Know? (11)HSP Highly Sensitive Person (2)HT Hi There (4)HT4U Hot For You (3)HT? Heads or Tails (you call it)

HTB Heavens To BetsyHTD Have To Disagree...HTH Happy To HelpHTH Hope That Helps! (6)HTH Hope This Helps (17)HTH Hope This/That Helps (14)HTHSIK How The Heck Should I Know (2)HTML Hypertext Markup Language (Web Page

Language)(4)HTP Hold The Phone

HTTP Hypertext Transfer Protocol (WebProtocal)(3)HTVS Hannah: The Vampire SlayerHTY Hugs To YouHUA Head Up Arse (3)HUA Heads Up, Ace (3)HUB Head Up Butt (7)HUD How You Doing? (2)HUF Horny Unattached FemaleHUGZ Hugs (2)

HUM Horny Unattached MaleHUMR HumourHUYA Head Up Your Arse (2)HV HaveHW HardWare (2)HW HomeworkHWMBO He Who Must Be ObeyedHWRU How Are YouHWS He Who SuffersHWUA Head Way Up Arse (2)

HWY HighwayHYH Hold Your HorsesHYHU Hold Your Head Up

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I-D-L Ideal (2)I.E. That IsI18N InternationalizatioN (18 chars

between "I" and "N")I7H In 7th Heaven (euphoria)

IAAA I Am An Accountant (4)IAAD I Am A DoctorIAAL I Am A Lawyer (4)IAC In Any Case (30)IAD8 It's A Date (2)IAE In Any Event (42)IAG It's all goodIAGFII It's All Good Fun Isn't ItIAGW In a good wayIAITS It's All In The Subject (2)

IANA Internet Assigned Numbers AuthorityIANAA I Am Not An Accountant (4)IANAC I Am Not A Crook (4)IANACPA I Am Not A Car Park AttendentIANAD I Am Not A DoctorIANAE I Am Not An Expert (2)IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer (15)IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer (But) Disclaimer

followed by advice (5)IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer, But ... (7)

IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer, also IANA... suchas CPAIANAL I'm Am Not A Lawyer (expect an

uninformed opinion)IANAL I'm Not A Lawyer, But...IANALBIPOOTV I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On

Tv (3)IANYM In A New York MinuteIAO I Am Outtahere (4)IAP Internet Access Provider

IAPOC It's A Piece Of CakeIARTPFWTSIOWIM I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion

Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means (2)IARTPFWTSIWIM I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion

Without The Slightest Idea What It MeansIAS It's Always SomethingIASH I Am So Horny


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IAT I Am Tired (3)IAW I Agree With [name]IAW In Accordance With (4)IAW In Another WindowIAWC In A While Crocodile [usually used

to reply to SYLA(cf)]IAWTP I Agree With This PostIAY I Adore YouIAYT I Adore You TooIB I Am Back (2)IBB I'll Be BackIBC Inadequate, But Cute (2)IBCNU I'll Be Seeing You (4)IBIWISI I'll Believe It When I See ItIBK Idiot Behind Keyboard (2)

IBM Inadequate, But Marketable (2)IBRB I Will Be Right Back (2)IBT In Between Technology (2)IBTD I Beg To Differ (11)IC I See (41)IC In Character (2)IC**WENUXME I See Stars When You Kiss MeICAM I Couldn't Agree MoreICB I Care Because? (2)ICBI I Can't Believe It

ICBM InterContinental Ballistic MissileICBW I Could Be Wrong (6)ICBW It Could Be Worse (3)ICCL I Couldn't Care Less (5) (Rebecca's

favorite!)ICFBI I Can't Fricking Believe It!ICHSIB I Couldn't Have Said It BetterICHWYSIHABIME I Can't Hear Yopu Since I Have A

Banana In My EarICIHICPCL I Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly

Care LessICL In Christian LoveICMP Internet Control Message ProtocolICOCBW I Could, Of Course, Be Wrong (2)ICP Internet Content ProviderICQ A Chat Program: Icq.ComICQ I Seek You (10)


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ICTYBTIHTKY I Could Tell You But Then I'd HaveTo Kill You (2)ICUR I See You Are (2)ICWUM I See What You Mean (3)ID Crying In Disgrace

ID I DisagreeIDC I Don't Care (2)IDD InDeeDIDGAC I Don't Give A CrapIDGAD I Don't Give A Darn (3)IDGI I Don't Get It (5)IDK I Didn't Know (8)IDK I Don't Know (14)IDKIUKB I Don't Know If You Know But...IDKY I Don't Know You

IDLU I Don't Like YouIDM It Does Not Matter (2)IDST I Didn't Say ThatIDTS I Don't Think So (7)IDTT I'll Drink To That! (4)IDUNNO I Don't KnowIDWTMAT I Don't Want To Miss A ThingIE Internet ExplorerIE that is (normally i.e.)IEF It's Esther's Fault (2)

IETF Internet Engineering Task ForceIFAB I Found A Bug (2)IFO In Front Of (to give their position,

e.g. "I'm IFO library")IFU I Fouled Up (3)IFV I'm Fully VestedIGGP I Gotta Go Pee (2)IGJAM I'm Good Just Ask MeIGOTUBABE I('ve) Got You Babe (3)IGP I Gotta Pee (10)

IGTP I Get The Point (3)IH8U I Hate YouIHA I Hate Acronyms (3)IHABICNRWTSF I Hate Abbreviations Because I Can

Never Remember What They Stand ForIHAIM I Have Another Instant Message (2)IHARIMT I Have A Rumbly In My Tumbly


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IHATCFYB I Have A Terrible Craving For YourBody!IHNJ,IJLS I Have No Joke, I Just Like Saying

(often together like this)IHNO I Have No Opinion (3)

IHTBS It Has To Be ShownIHTFP I Hate This Fricking Place (5)IHTFP I Have Truly Found Paradise (4)IHU I Hear YouIIABDFI If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It (7)IIFDBI If It's Fixed, Don't Break ItIIH If It HelpsIIIO Intel Inside, Idiot Outside (2)IIIOTIA If It Isn't One Thing It's AnotherIIMAD If It Makes Any Difference (2)

IINM If I'm Not MistakenIIR If I RecallIIR If I Remember/Recall (2)IIRC If I Recall Correctly (6)IIRC If I Recall/Remember Correctly (9)IIRC If I Recall/Remember/Recollect

Correctly (4)IIRC If I Remember Correctly (7)IIRR If I Remember RightIIS Internet Information Server (2)

IITYWIMIWHTKY If I Tell You What It Means, I WillHave To Kill You (2)IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means, Will

You Buy Me A Drink? (4)IITYWIMWYKM If I Tell You What It Means, Will

You Kiss MeIITYWITIWHTKY If I Tell You What It Means, I Will

Have To Kill YouIITYWTMWYBMAD If I Tell You What This Means, Will

You Buy Me A Drink?

IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means, WillYou Kiss Me? (2)IITYWYBAD If I Tell You, Will You Buy Another

Drink?IITYWYBMAB If I Tell You, Will You Buy Me A

Beer?IIUC If I Understand Correctly (2)


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IIWM If It Were Me (2)IIWM If It Were Me/Mine (8)IIWY If I Were YouIJASKAW I'd Just As Soon Kiss A Wookie (2)IJC2SAILUVU I Just Called To Say I Love You

IJLS I Just Like Saying (2)IJWTK I Just Want To Know (4)IJWTS I Just Want To Say (4)IK I know (3)IKT I Knew ThatIKWUM I Know What You Mean (9)IKWYDLS I Know What You Did Last SummerIKYABWAI I Know You Are, But What Am I? (3)ILBL8 I'll Be Late (3)ILI I Like Ike (2)

ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I SpatCoffee/Coke/Cadmium On My KeyboardILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt

Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard (2)ILIWAPCT I Love It When A Plan Comes TogetherILIWTPCT I Love It When The Plan Comes

Together.ILN It's Looking Nice / It Looks NiceILS Imaginary Lat SyndromeILSHIBAMF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My

Furniture! (2)ILU ILY I Love You (19)ILU2 ILUT I Love You Too (4)ILUA I Love You AlotILUALWZ&4EVR I Love You Always & Forever (2)ILUL ILYL I Love You Lots (2)ILUVU2 I Love You TooILUVUMED I Love You More Each DayILY I Like You (3)ILY ILU I Love You (6,2)

ILY ILUVU I Love You (7)ILY2 ILYT I Love You Too (2)ILYVM I Love You Very Much (variable

number of Vs)IM I AmIM Immediate Message (4)IM Instant Message/ing (3)


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IM 4 U I'm For You (2)IM :) 2HV MT U I'm Happy To Have Met You (2)IM(NS)HO In My (Not So) Humble OpinionIM2GUD4U I'm Too Good For You (3)IMA I Might Add (4)

IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion (14)IMAP Internet Message Access ProtocolIMBL It Must Be Love (3)IMBO In My Biased Opinion (2)IMCDO In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion (2)IMCO In My Conceited OpinionIMCO In My Considered Opinion (26)IME In My Experience (12)IMHBCO In My Humble But Correct OpinionIMHBIO In My Humble But Informed Opinion

IMHO In My Honest Opinion (2)IMHO In My Humble/Honest Opinion (Poster

is rarely humble) (25)IMHO In My Humble Opinion (61)IMI I Mean It (5)IML8 I'm Late (3)IMMOR I Make My Own Rules (2)IMMSMC If My Memory Serves Me CorrectlyIMNERHO In My Not Even Remotely Humble

Opinion

IMNHO In My Not Humble Opinion (2)IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion (47)IMNSVHO In My Not So Very Humble Opinion (2)IMO In My Opinion (71)IMOBO In My Own Biased Opinion (4)IMOW In My Own Words (2)IMPE In My Personal/Previous Experience

(3)IMPO In my pious opinionIMPOV In My Point Of View (7)

IMPRS ImpressIMRO In My Royal OpinionIMS I Am SorryIMS I Must SayIMS I'm Sorry (4)IMSHO In My So Humble OpinionIMTNG In Meeting (5)


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IMU I Miss yoUIMV In My ViewIMVBO In My Very Biased OpinionIMVHO In My Very Humble Opinion (7)IMY I Miss You

IMing Instant Messaging (Chatting WithSomeone Online)IN2 IntoINAL I'm Not A LawyerINC IncorporatedINFO InformationINGSI I'm Not Going To Say ItINGSI I'm Not Gonna Say ItINIT InitialsINMP It's Not My Problem (2)

INPO In No Particular Order (17)INT I'll Never Tell (2)IO Insignificant OtherIOH I'm Outta/Out of Here (2)IOHIS4U I Only Have Eyes For YouIOHO In Our Humble OpinionIOOH I'm Outta HereIOTTMCO Intuitively Obvious To The Most

Casual ObserverIOU I Owe You (9)

IOU1 I Owe You 1IOUNOTN I Owe You NothingIOW In Other Words (58)IOWAN2BWU I Only Want To Be With YouIP Internet Protocol (2)IPN I'm Posting Naked (3)IR Inter RacialIRC Internet Relay Chat (8)IRDA Infra-Red Data Association PortIRL In Real Life (56)

IRL Industrial Robot LanguageIRMC I Rest My Case (2)IROOC I've Run Out Of Cigarettes (2)IRSTBO It Really Sucks The Big OneIRT In Real Time (3)IRT In Response/Reference ToIS I'm sorry


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ISAGN I See A Great NeedISBAB I Should Have Bought a BookISC I Stand Corrected (2)ISDN Integrated Services Digital NetworkISDN It Still Does Nothing (pun of data

line)(2)ISKWYDLS I Still Know What You Did Last

SummerISNUP It Serves No Useful PurposeISO In Search Of (something)(5)ISP Internet Service Provider (13)ISRN I'll Stop Rambling Now (2)ISS I Said So (2)ISS I'm So Sure (4)ISSYGTI I'm So Sure You Get The Idea! (4)

ISTM It Seems To Me (7)ISTR I Seem To Recall (2)ISTR I Seem To Remember (4)ISWIM If (you) See What I MeanISWYM I See What You Mean (8)IT Information TechnologyITA I Totally Agree (3)ITA If That's AlrightITAH Is There Anybody HereITB It's The Bomb

ITC It's the coolestITFA In The Final Analysis (7)ITFATREM In The Final Analysis The Result

Escapes MeITIGBS I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick (2)ITIGBS I Think I'm Gonna/Going To Be Sick

(2)ITILY I Think I Love YouITIWO In The Immortal Words OfITM In The Money (2)

ITMA Its That Man AgainITMOHE If The Monitor Only Had EyesITS F8 It's Fate (2)ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits, Wear It (6)ITUFIR I Think You'll Find I'm RightITYM I Think You Mean(t)(3)ITYS I Told You So


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IUD Insert Usual DisclaimersIUKWIM If you know whatIUM If You Must (2)IUSS If You Say So (5)IUTHALORFH I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For

Him/Her (2)IUTKATS I Used To Know All That Stuff (2)IUVU I Love YouIUYC I Understand You completelyIV I'm VestedIW It's WorseIWALU I Will Always Love You (19)IWANU I Want YouIWBNI If Would Be Nice If (10)IWIK I Wish I Knew (2)

IWMU I Will Miss You (2)IWSN I Want Some NowIWYWH I Wish You Were HereIYD In Your Dreams (3)IYDKIDKWD If You Don't Know, I Don't Know Who

DoesIYDM If You Don't MindIYDMMA If You Don't Mind Me AskingIYF In Your FaceIYFEG Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group

(for ethnic jokes)(8)IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean (15)IYKWIMAITYD If You Know What I Mean And I Think

You Do (6)IYO In Your Opinion (3)IYQ I Like YouIYSS If You Say So (9)IYSWIM If You See What I Mean (16)IYW If You Wish

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J/C Just Checking (2)J/J Just JokingJ/K Joke(ing) (2)J/K JokingJ/K Just KiddingJ/K JK Just Kidding (12)J/P Just playing


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J/W Just Wondering (2)J4F Just For Fun (9)J4G Just For Grins (3)JAD Just Another Day (2)JADB Just Another Drive By

JAFO Just Another FriggingObserver/Onlooker (4)JAFU Just Another Foul Up (2)JAM Just A Minute (10)JAM Just A Minute/Moment (4)JAM Just A MomentJAMIE Jugs Are Massive In EnglandJANFU Joint Army-Navy Foul Up. (Americans

shelled by their own side)JAO Just Another Observer

JAS Just A Sec(ond) (13)JASE Just Another System ErrorJASM Just A Simple-MindedJAT Just A ThoughtJAWS Just Another Windows Shell (2)JB Juke BoxJBOD Just A Bunch Of Disks (Like Raid,

Etc.)(2)JC Just Chilling (2)JFF Just For Fun (2)

JFI Just For Information (3)JFK Just For Kicks (3)JFTR Just For The RecordJFYI Just For Your Information (3)JHB Johannesburg (3)JIC Just In Case (25)JIT Just In TimeJJ Just JokingJJA Just Joking AroundJK Joke

JK Just Kidding (30)JLH Jennifer Love HewittJM2C Just My 2 Cents (3)JM2CW Just My 2 Cents Worth (2)JMHFOOC Just My Humble Fricking Opinion Of

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JMHO Just My Humble Opinion (3)JMO Just My Opinion (19)JMOOC Just My Opinion Of CourseJMTCW Just My Two Cents WorthJOOC Just Out Of Curiosity

JOOTT Just One Of Those Things (3)JOTL Joy Of The LordJPEG Joint Photographic Experts GroupJPF Just Plain FunJPW Just Plain WeirdJPYL Just Pulling Your LegJSNM Just Stark Naked Magic (2)JSTCLLME Just Call Me (3)JT Just Teasing (3)JTLUK Just to let you know (9)

JTLYK Just To Let You Know (13)JTUMLTK Just Thought You Might Like To Know

(2)JTYWTK Just Thought You Wanted To Know (3)JUZ JustJW Just Wondering (2)JYYC Just Yanking Your Chain

^ TOP ^ 54K OK/Okay (3,13)K8 Kate

KBD Keyboard (3)KC Keep Cool (5)KCBIWIYWI Keep Coming Back, It Works If You

Work ItKDW Keep Digging, Watson (reply to NSS)KEAH Kill Everyone After HoursKEWL Cool (2)KFY Kiss For You (2)KHUF KHYF Know How You Feel (7,3)KHYF Know How You Feel (4)

KIA Know It AllKIBO Knowledge In, BS Out (4)KIBO Knowledge In, Bologna OutKIR Keep It Real (2)KIR Keepin' It RealKISS Keep It Short & Simple (polite var)KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid (28)


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KISS Keep It Simple, SweetieKIT Keep In Touch (31)KITA Kick In The Arse (2)KJV King James VersionKMA Kiss My Alvin

KMA Kiss My Arse (9)KMIA Kiss My Italian ArseKMQ Kiss Me QuickKMRIA Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (2)KMWIH Kick Me Where It HurtsKMYF Kiss Me You Fool (3)KOC Kiss On Cheek (11)KOK Knock (2)KOL Kiss On Lips (11)KOS Kids Over Shoulder

KOT Keep On Truckin'KOTC Kiss On The Cheek (11)KOTFH Kiss On The ForeheadKOTH Kiss On The HandKOTL Kiss On The Lips (11)KOTLO Keep On The Look OutKOTM Kook Of The MonthKOTW Keep On The WatchKTCOOTN Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup

(2)

KTF Keep The FaithKTLF Keep The Lord FirstKUTGW Keep Up The Good Work (2)KWIM Know What I Mean? (28)KYEP Keep Your Eyes PeeledKYFC Keep Your Fingers Crossed (4)KYHOOTW Keep Your Head Out Of The WaterKYHOOYA Keep Your Head Out Of Your ArseKYHTY Keep Your Hands To YourselfKYHU Keep Your Head Up

KYPO Keep Your Pants On! (3)KYSO Keep Your Shirt On

^ TOP ^ 160L Laugh (5)L Laugh(ing) (2)L&N Landing (3)L8 Late (14)


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L8ER L8TR Later (16,5)L8R G8R Later 'Gater (2)L8R Later (44)L8R L8TR LaterL8R G8R Later 'Gater (12)

L8TER LaterLAB Life's A BitchLAB&TYD Life's A Beach & Then You Die (10)LALL Live & Let LiveLAMA Look At My ArseLAMDILLIGAF Look At Me, Do I Look Like I Give A

Flip?LAN Local Area NetworkLAQ Lame Arse Quote (2)LART Loser Attitude Readjustment Tool (4)

LASER Light Amplification by StimulatedEmission of RadiationLB LBS Pound, PoundsLBAY Laughing Back At YouLBB Little Black Box (slang for a WebTV

Set-box unit)LC! Lower Case! (Turn Off Your Caps

Lock)LCD Liquid Crystal DisplayLCD Lowest Common Denominator

LCH LunchLD Later, Dude (4)LD Long Distance (7)LDN London (3)LDR Long-Distance Relationship (10)LDTO Let's Ditch This OneLDTTWA Let's Do The Time Warp Again (2)LDWPKOL Long Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The

LipsLERN Learn

LFLIATWP Looking For Love In All The WrongPlacesLG Lovely GreetingsLHM Lord Help Me (12)LHO Laughing Head Off (12)LHU Lord Help Us (11)LHU Lord Help You


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LIFO Last In, First Out (2)LJBF Let's Just Be Friends (7)LKIT Like ItLL Land Line (plane old telephone)LLAP Live Long & Prosper

LLTA Lots And Lots Of Thunderous(ing)Applause (13)

LMA Leave Me Alone (2)LMAO Laugh My Arse Off (3)LMAO Laughing My (Butt) OffLMAO Laughing My Arse Off (32)LMAOAROTF Laughing My Arse Off And Rolling On

The FloorLMAOROTF Laughing My Arse Off Rolling On The

Floor (2)

LMBO Laughing My Butt/Booty Off (5)LMC Let Me Check (2)LMC Lost My Connection (3)LMCOA Lost My Connection Once Again (2)LMFAO Laughing My Frigging Arse Off (3)LMHO Laughing My Head Off (7)LMIRL Let's Meet In Real Life (2)LMJA Let Me Just Add..LMK Let Me Know (12)LMOOI Leave me out of it

LMSO Laugh(ing) My Socks Off (10)LMTAL Let Me Take A LookLMWIS Lick Me Where I SweatLNDN LondonLNGTMNOC Long Time No SeeLO HelloLOA List Of Acronyms/AbbreviationsLOFLOL Lying On The Floor Laughing Out LoudLOHICA Look Out, Here It Comes Again

(military term)

LOI Lack Of InterestLOL Hee Hee Hee HeeLOL Laugh Out Loud (18)LOL Laughed(s) Out Loud (2)LOL Laughing Out Loud (68)LOL Laughs Out LoudLOL Little Old Lady


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LOL Loads Of Love (2)LOL Lots Of LaughsLOL Lots Of Laughs/Laughter (5)LOL Lots Of Love (4)LOL Lots Of Luck (6)

LOL Lots Of Luck / Little Old LadyLOLA Laugh(ed) Out Loud Again (3)LOLAROTG Laughing Out Loud And Rolling On The

GroundLOLBAY Laughing Out Loud Back At YouLOLLOL Little Old Lady Laughing Out LoudLOLOL Laughing Out Loud On LineLOLRTPP Laughing Out Loud, Ready To Pee

PantsLOLV Lot's Of Love

LOMBARD Lots Of Money But A Real DickheadLOOL Laughing Outragously Out Loud (2)LOPSOD Long On Promises, Short On Delivery

(2)LOTBS Look On The Bright sideLOTFLOL Laying On The Floor Laughing Out

LoudLOTI Laughing On The InsideLOTR Lord of the Rings (a Tolkien work)

(2)

LOTWTIME Laughing Out Loud With Tears In MyEyesLRF Little Rubber Feet (Pads On The

Bottom Of Equipment)(3)LSFIAB Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel (2)LSH Low, Soft And Hard (Not Fertile)LSHHTCMS Laughed So Hard Had To Change My

ShortsLSHHTCMS Laughed(ing) So Hard Had To Change

My Shorts (3)

LSHIAPM Laughing So Hard I Almost PeedMyself

LSHICT Laughing So Hard I Can't TypeLSHIH Laughing So Hard It HurtsLSHIPMP Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants (2)LSHISOTS Laughing So Hard, I Spit On The

Screen


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LSHMBA Laughing So Hard My Belly Aches (4)LSHMBB Laughing So Hard My Belly Is

Bouncing (9)LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts (17)LSHMSH Laughing So Hard My Side Hurts (2)

LSHTTARDML Laughing So Hard The Tears AreRunning Down My Leg (4)LSHTTARDML Laughing So The Tears Are Running

Down My Leg (2)LSKOL Long Slow Kiss On The Lips (4)LSMIF Laughing So Much I FartedLSMISMT Laughing So Much I Shot My TampaxLSP Less Sensitive Person (2)LTA Less Than AverageLTBF Learn To Be Funny (2)

LTD Limited EditionLTHTT Laughing Too Hard To Type (4)LTIC Laughing 'Til I CryLTIP Laughing Till I Puke (4)LTLE LittleLTM LTMS Laugh(Ing) To Myself (6)LTMSH Laughing 'Til My Sides Hurt (3)LTNP Long Time No PostLTNS LTMC Long Time No See (34,12)LTNT Long Time, No Talk (5)

LTNT Long Time, No Type (3)LTR Long Term Relationship (7)LTS Laughing To Self (18)LTSGT2GTHR Let's Get Together (3)LTUAE Life, The Universe, And Everything

(3rd part of THHGTTG)LUAC Lighting Up A CigaretteLULAB Love You Like A Brother (2)LULAS Love You Like A Sister (2)LULU Locally Unwanted Land Use

LUMU Love You, Miss YouLUSER Loser USER (3)LUV Love (8)LUVU LUVYA Love Ya/You (3)LUWAMH Love You With All My Heart (19)LV Love (4)LWR Launch When Ready (3)


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LY Love Ya/You (17)LY4E Love Ya/You Forever (3)LYK Let You KnowLYL Love Ya/You Lots (3)LYLAB Love You Like A Brother (4)

LYLAS Love You Like A Sister (5)LYMY Love You Miss YouLYN Lie InLYN Like Your NickLYN Lying (3)LYVM Love You Very Much (variable number

of Vs)LYWAMH Love You With All My HeartLZ Loser! (2)

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M AmM Male (2)M$ Micro$oftM$ULKECRZ Miss You Like Crazy! (2)M/F Male Or Female?M2CW My Two Cents WorthM8 Mate (21)M8S Mates (3)MARINE My Arse Riding In Navy Equipment;

Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential

MAY Mad About You (2)MAYB Mad About You, Baby (2)MB Megabyte (1,024 Kilobytes)(2)MB Message BoardMB MAB Maybe (4)MBG Money-Back GuaranteeMBR Master Boot RecordMBR$D MBRSD Embarrassed (4)MBUC Mind Bogglingly Unlikely CoincidenceMC Merry Christmas (4)

MCIBTU My Computer Is Better Than YoursMCIBTY My Computer Is Better Than YoursMCIBTY(SN) My Computer Is Better Than Yours, So

Nyerrr!MD Managing Director (2)MD MarylandMD More Dirt (Physician)


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MDT Mountain Daylight TimeMEGO My Eyes Glaze Over (4)MFD Multi-Function Device (2)MFG ManufacturingMFG More Friendly Garbage (2)

MFI Mad For ItMFMF My Friend, My FriendMGB May God Bless (3)MGD My Gameboy DiedMGMT Management (4)MH Mostly HarmlessMHBFY My Heart Bleeds For YouMHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You (4)MHDC My Hard Disk CrashedMHDC My Hard Drive Crashed

MHDC(A) My Hard Drive crashed (again)MHIFOE My Hovercraft Is Full Of EelsMHM Members Helping MembersMHO My Humble OpinionMHOTY My Hat's Off To You (10)MHz MegahertzMI MichiganMIA Missing In ActionMIB Mint In Box (short for "in mint

condition, still in original box")

MIF Milk In First (for tea drinking)MIHAP May I Have Your Attention Please (2)MIJ Made In JapanMIL Mother In Law (6)MIL Mother In-Law (Also Fil, Sil, Bil

For The Others)(7)MILG Make It Look GoodMIME Multipurpose Internet Mail

Extensions (2)MIN Minimum / Minute

MINT Mint Condition (In PerfectCondition)MIPS Meaningless Information Per Second

(2)MKA Mundanely Known AsMKOG My Kind Of GirlMKOP My Kind Of Place (2)


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MKOW My Kind Of WomanML More Later (2)MLA Multiple Letter Acronym (10)MM Market Maker (2)MM Merry Meeting You (Greetings)

MM MultimediaMMF Make Money FastMMFU My Mate Fancies You (4)MMGAMOIO My Minds Got A Mind Of Its OwnMMHA My Most Humble ApologiesMMHA2U My Most Humble Apologies To You (3)MMIF My Mouth Is Full (2)MMO Mobile ModuleMMS Multimedia Messaging SystemMMYT Mail Me Your Thoughts

MNC Mother Nature CallsMO Mail/Money OrderMO MOM Moment (4)MOATYO Mind Of A Ten Year OldMOB Mobile (11)MODEM Modulator-DemodulatorMOF Matter Of Fact (7)MOMN Milk Out My NoseMOMPL One Moment Please (2)MOO Mud, Object-Oriented (2)

MOOS Member Of Opposite Sex (2)MOR Middle Of the RoadMOR MorningMORF Male OR Female? (9)MOS Member of the Opposite Sex (2)MOSS Member Of (the) Same Sex (7)MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex (14)MOTD Message Of The Day (11)MOTM Member Of The Month (4)MOTOS Member Of The Opposite Sex (13)

MOTSS Member(s) Of The Same Sex (15)MP Military PoliceMPH Miles Per HourMPOY My Place Or Yours?MRA Moving Right Along (2)MS More Stuff; More of the Same;

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MS U LK CRZ Miss You Like CrazyMSCEA My Southern Comfort's Empty Again

(2)MSG Message (18)MSGN Messaging

MSIA Malaysia (3)MSO My Sweet OneMSS Member of the Same Sex (2)MST Mountain Standard TimeMSULKECRZ Miss You Like CrazyMT My Time (2)MTBF Mean Time Between Failure (3)MTC More To ComeMTCW My Two Cents WorthMTE My Thoughts Exactly (12)

MTF More To Follow (9)MTFBWU May The Force Be With You (Star

Wars)(18)MTFBWY May The Force Be With You (Star

Wars) (5)MTG MTNG Meeting (4,1)MTH Month (4)MU Miss You (2)MUA Mail User AgentMUBAR Messed Up Beyond All Recognition (2)

MUD Multi User Domain (4)MUF Material Unaccounted ForMUNG Mash/Mung Until No Good (3,1)MUSM Miss You So Much (4)MW MidwifeMWAIYR More When, And If, You ReplyMWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later (2)MYOB Mind Your Own Business (26)

^ TOP ^ 182N And, In, No (6,2,1)

N CASE In Case (3)N E 1 Anyone (2)N'SP Nobody's PerfectN-A-Y-L In A While (2)N-E-1 Anyone (2)N-E-1 ER Anyone Here? (2)N/A Not Acceptable (2)


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N/A Not AffiliatedN/A Not Applicable (6)N/C Not coolN/M Never MindN/T No Text (2)

N1 Nice One! (4)N2M Not To Mention (2)N2M Not too muchNA No Access (5)NA Not Applicable (2)NA Not AvailableNADM Never A Dull MomentNADT Not A Darn Thing (8)NAGI Not A Good Idea (3)NAHM Not A Happy Man

NAHW Not A Happy WomanNAK Nursing At Keyboard (3)NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That (2)NAP Not A Problem (2)NARU Not A Registered User (Suspended

User)NAVY Never Again Volunteer Yourself (7)NAYY Not Affiliated, Yada-Yada.NAZ Name, Address, Zip (Also Means

Nasdaq)(2)

NB Nota Bene (note well)(2)NBC New Billing CycleNBD No Big Deal (13)NBFD No Big Flippin' DealNBIF No Basis In Fact (6)NBIR No Basis In RealityNBL Not Bl**dy Likely (3)NBTD Nothing Better To Do (2)NBTYRSP Now Back To Your Regularly Scheduled

Program(ming)

NBW Never Been WornNC No Comment (6)NC No CoverNC North CarolinaNCASE In CaseNCATT No Comment At This TimeNCG New College Graduate (2)


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NCP Non Custodial ParentNCTO Now Cut That Out (2)ND NED NeedNDM No Disrespect MeantNE Any (7)

NE1 Anyone (17)NE14KFC Anyone for KFC? (2)NE1H Anyone Home/Here?NEHW No Enjoyment, Hard WorkNERD National Establishment for Real

Dorks (2)NETHNG Anything (7)NETUA Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything (2)NEWBIE Clueless New User (Uses All Caps!)NFC No Frigging Clue

NFG No Fricking Good (2)NFI No Friggin(g) Idea (3)NFP No Flames PleaseNFR Not For ResaleNFS Not For SaleNFW No Feasible Way (2)NFW No Fine WayNFW No Fricking Way (14)NG New Game (2)NG NewsGroup (5)

NG No GoodNH New HampshireNHOH Never Heard Of Him/Her (7)NIAA No Idea At AllNICBDAT Nothing Is Certain But Death And

Taxes (3)NID No I Don'tNIDWTC No I Don't, Want To Chat (2)NIFOC Nude/Naked In Front Of (the)

Computer (3)

NIH Not Invented Here (Very common atMicrosoft)(7)

NIITB Nip It In The BudNIM No Internal Message (2)NIMBY Not In My Back Yard (10)NIMFYE Not In My Front Yard EitherNIMQ Not In My Queue (2)


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NIMTO Not In My Term Of Office (3)NINO No Input, No Output (3)NINO Nothing In, Nothing Out (6)NIT Not In Therapy (2)NITING Anything (4)

NITL Not In This Lifetime (2)NJ New JerseyNJTH Not Just Thinking HereNKABOTFD Never Kill A Boy On The First DateNLI Not Logged In (2)NM Near MintNM Never Mind (8)NM Nevermind, Not muchNM New MexicoNM No Message

NM Nothing MuchNMH Not Much Here (3)NMI No Middle Initial (2)NMIAOM Not Ment In An Obscene MannerNMJ Not My JobNMJC Nothing Much, Just Chillin'NMP Not My Problem (5)NN Night Night (2)NNIHAH Not Now I Have A HeadacheNNITO Not Necessarily In That Order (2)

NNTP Network News Transfer ProtocolNO1 No One (14)NOCEM No See 'eMNOMW Not On My WatchNOOMP No Oxygen On My PlanetNOOTO Nothing Out Of The OrdinaryNOPE Not On Planet EarthNORWICH kNickers Off Ready When I Come HomeNOS KnowsNOTE Not Of This Earth

NOTTOMH Not Off The Top Of My HeadNOYB None Of Your BeeswaxNOYB None Of Your Business (11)NP N/P No Problem (31)NPA Non-Performing AssetsNPC Not Politically CorrectNPF No Problem Found (2)


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NPLU Not People Like Us (3)NQA No Questions Asked (7)NQOCD Not Quite Our Class, Dear (2)NQOS Not Quite Our Sort (3)NR Nice Roll

NR No Reply NecessaryNR No Reserve Price On Auction -

Highest Bid WinsNR Not receivedNRFB Never Removed From BoxNRG Energy (2)NRN No Reply Necessary (41)NRN No Response Necessary (2)NRN No Response Needed (5)NS Netscape

NSD Never Say DieNSFW Not Safe For WorkNSFW Not Suitable For WorkNSTAAFL No Such Thing As A Free LunchNSTLC Needs Some Tender Loving CareNT Nice TryNT No Text (message is empty)(2)NT2NITE Not TonightNTA EnterNTFL No Time For Love

NTG Not Too Good (2)NTH No Therapy Helpful (2)NTIBOA Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything (2)NTIM Not That It Matters (7)NTIMM Not That It Matters Much (7)NTK Nice To Know (3)NTL Never/None The Less (4)NTP Need To PeeNTTRN No Time To Reply NowNTW Not To Worry (4)

NTYC Not That You CareNTYMI Now That You Mention It (7)NTYMI Now That You Mentioned ItNU New User(S) (2)NUFF Enough Said (2)NUFN Nothing (4)NUI Network User Identification (3)


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NV NevadaNVM NM Never Mind (6)NVNG Nothing Ventured, Nothing GainedNW No Way! (9)NWCDP Nothing We Could Do Partner

NWO No Way Out (5)NXT NextNY New YorkNYCFS New York City Finger Salute (2)NYCTMI Now You Come To Mention It (3)NYE New Year's EveNYM New York MinuteNYP Not Your Problem (2)NYT Not You Too?

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O Of / Oh / Or / OtherO Over (end of communication)(2)O Over (to you to communicate)(4)O4U Only For You (5)OAS On Another SubjectOATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject (8)OAUS On An Unrelated Subject (14)OB Obligatory (6)OB Oh Brother!OB OBAB Oh Baby

OBE Overtaken By EventsOBJOKE Obligatory JokeOBO Or Best Offer (7)OBTW Oh, By The Way (22)OD Oh Dear (2)OD Over DriveOD OverDose (3)OEM Original Equipment MalfunctionOEM Original Equipment Manufacturer (2)OFS One Finger Salute

OHMIGOD Oh My GodOI Operator Indisposed (4)OIC Oh, I See (68)OJ Obligatory JokeOJ Only JokingOJT On The Job TrainingOK Okay, All Correct (3)


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OK Only KiddingOL Old Lady (Significant Other, Wife,

Girlfriend) (11)OL Out Of LuckOLL Online Love (5)

OLL Only Laughing A LittleOM Old Man (Husband, Boyfriend,

Significant Other) (11)OM Other Man (2)OMB On My BackOMDB Over My Dead Body (3)OMG Oh My God (17)OMG Oh My God/Gosh (9)OMIK Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard (6)OMT One More Time

ON4IT On For ItONNA Oh No, Not Again! (16)ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again (4)ONNTA Oh No, Not This/That Again (5)OO Headlights On (2)OO Over & Out (Goodbye) (7)OOC Out Of Character (4)OOC Out Of Control/CommissionOOF Out Of Facility (2)OOI Out Of Interest (6)

OOL Out Of LuckOOMOOS Out Of Mind, Out Of SightOOO Out Of Office (2)OOP Out Of Print (2)OOSOOM Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind (2)OOT Out Of TimeOOTB Out Of The Blue (5)OOTB Out Of The Box (10)OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment (10)OOTD One Of These Days (2)

OOTD One Of These/Those DaysOOTO Out Of The OfficeOOTQ Out Of The QuestionOPC Obligatory Phish ContentOPL Obvious Panty LineOPM Other People's MoneyOPP Other People's Problems


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OS Operating System (4)OSIF Oh Shoot, I Forgot!OSIM Oh Shoot It's Monday (2)OST On Second Thought (2)OSU Officially Sanctioned User

OT Off Topic (13)OT Other TopicOT1H On The One Hand (2)OTA Out The AirlockOTB Off To Bed (2)OTB On The BallOTBE Over Taken By EventsOTBS On The Bright SideOTC Over The Counter (3)OTD Out The Door (2)

OTF Off The Floor (2)OTF On The Floor (9)OTFL On The Floor Laughing (6)OTFM Only The Facts, Ma'amOTGH On The Gripping HandOTK Over The KneeOTL Out To Lunch (11)OTMH Off the Top of My Head ...OTN On The NetOTOA One Thing Or Another

OTOH On The One HandOTOH On The Other Hand (69)OTOOH On The Other Other Hand (8)OTOT On The Other TentacleOTP On The Phone (2)OTR On The RoadOTT Over The Top (11)OTTH On The Third Hand (11)OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head (28)OTTOMHAROOB Off The Top Of My Head & Rolling Out

Of BoundsOTW Off The WallOTW On The WayOTW On The Whole (2)OUSU Oh, You Shut Up (3)OVA OverOVR8D Overrated (2)


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OW Oh Well (2)OW Other Woman (3)OWTTE Or Words To That Effect (14)OX Hug & Kiss (2)OXOXO Hugs & Kisses

OXOXOXOXO Hugs & Kisses, moreOYO On Your OwnOZ Australia (3)

^ TOP ^ 179P Pee, PeaP-ZA Pizza (2)PABG Pack(ing) A Big Gun (7)PANS Pretty Awesome New Stuff (6)PAW Parents Are Watching (8)PB Potty Break

PB&J Peanut Butter & JellyPBD Programmer Brain DamagePBM Play By Mail (Games)(3)PBNFL Possible, But Not Fricking LikelyPC Personal Computer (2)PC Politically CorrectPC Private Chat (2)PCB Please Call Back (2)PCM Please Call Me (15)PCM Please Call Me (2)

PCMCIA People Can't Master ComputerIndustry Acronyms (slang)PCMCIA People Can't Master/Memorize

Computer Industry Acronyms (7)PCMCIA Personal Computer Memory Card

International Association (3)PCME Please Call Me (3)PCO Please Carry OnPCT Politically Correct ThoughtPCYLIHOONL Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only

One Nail LeftPD Public Domain (11)PDA Personal Digital AssistantPDA Personal Display Of AffectionPDA Public Display Of Affection (7)PDN Public Data Network (3)PDOMA Pulled Directly Out Of My Arse (2)


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PDQ Pretty Darn Quick (7)PDQ Pretty Darned QuicklyPDS Please Don't Shoot (5)PDS Please Don't Shout (all capital

letters is rude)(11)

PDT Pacific Daylight TimePEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And

Keyboard (10)PEBUAK Problem Exists Between User And

KeyboardPEEPS PeoplePEKUSH Press Every Key Until Something

HappensPEM Privacy Enhanced MailPEST Please Excuse Slow Typing (2)

PF&HOMW Printed, Framed & Hanging On My Wall(2)PFM Pure Fricking Magic (2)PFY Pimply Faced YouthPG Parental GuidencePG PregnantPG Prophecy GirlPGP Pretty Good PrivacyPGY Post Graduate YearPH Pastor's Husband (2)

PHAT Pretty Hot And TemptingPHB Pointy Haired BossPHD Piled Higher & Deeper (2)PHD Push Here DummyPHP Personal Home PagePI PIC Politically IncorrectPIBKAC Problem Is Between Keyboard And

Chair (3)PIC PicturePICNIC Problem In Chair, Not In Computer

PIMP Pee In My Pants (3)PIMP Peeing In My Pants (2)PIMPL Peeing In My Pants LaughingPIN Personal Identification NumberPIP Present(s) In ProgressPITA Pain In The (Butt) (4)PITA Pain In The Acronym


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PITA Pain In The AnatomyPITA Pain In The Arse (40)PITA Pain In The BacksidePITA Pain In The BehindPITBY Put It in Their Back Yard

PITN Pain In The NeckPIU Pimp It UpPJW Please Just WaitPK Pastor's Kid (2)PKB Pot (Calling The) Kettle Black (2)PKB Pot, Kettle, Black!PKG PackagePKOC Passionate Kiss On The CheekPKOL Passionate Kiss On The LipsPL& PL&ED Planned (4)

PLBKAC Problem Lies Between Keyboard &ChairPLMK Please Let Me Know (2)PLMKO Please Let Me Know, Ok? (2)PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort (8)PLONK Please Leave Our Newsgroup,

Killfiled!PLS PLZ Please (23,6)PLS4GIVME Please Forgive MePLZ 4GV ME Please Forgive Me (6)

PM Personal/Private Message (10)PM Priority MailPM Private Message (8)PMBI Pardon My Butting In (7)PMETC Pardon Me ETC. (2)PMF Pardon My French (!@#$%^)(4)PMF Problem Magically FixedPMF Pure Freaking Magic (2)PMFBI Pardon Me For Butting In (9)PMFI Problem Magically Fixed Itself

PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In (31)PMFJIB Pardon Me For Jumping In But... (2)PMFJIH Pardon Me For Jumping In Here (2)PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening

Mouth (7)PMJFIH Pardon Me For Jumping In Here


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PMJI Pardon Me (for) Jumping In(Interrupt A Conversation) (3)PMJI Pardon My Jumping In (18)PML Page Me Later (2)PML Pee Myself Laughing (3)

PML Pissing Myself LaughingPMP Peed My Pants (9)PMP Peeing My Pants (3)PMYMHMMFSWGAD Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me

For Someone Who Gives A DarnPNCAH Please, No Cursing Allowed Here (5)PO Pee Off (3)PO$BL Possible (2)POA Plan Of ActionPOAHF Put On A Happy Face (12)

POAHF Put On A Happy Face Poof Has leftthe chat roomPOC Prisoner Of Chat; Peeping Other

ChattersPOETS Pee On Everyone, Tomorrow's Saturday

(2)POETS Pee On Everything, Tomorrow's

SaturdayPOITS Pee On It Tomorrow's SaturdayPOM Phase Of The Moon (2)

POME Prisoner Of Mother EnglandPONA Person Of No Account (2)POOF Good-Bye (2)POOF Has Left The Chat Room.POP Point Of Presence (2)POP Post Office Protocol (3)POQ Pee Off QuicklyPOQADCB Pee Off Quickly And Don't Come BackPOS Parent(s) Over Shoulder (6)POS Parent/Person Over Shoulder (2)

POS Piece Of Stuff (3)POS Pile Of StuffPOSBL PossiblePOSIBL PossiblePOSSLQ Person Of Opposite Sex Sharing

Living Quarters (7)POTS Plain Old Telephone Service (5)


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POTUS President Of The United States (2)POTW Project Of The WeekPOV Point Of View (22)PPL People (33)PPN Personal PIN Number (4)

PPN Programmer Project Number (currentlyknown as UserID)PPP Petty Pet Peeve (4)PPP Point to Point Protocol (3)PPPP Previous Paragraph Was Polemical

Position (3)PRL Parents Are Listening (3)PRT Party (11)PRW Parents Are Watching (8)PS Post Script (8)

PSB Pretty Stupid BoyPSG Pretty Stupid GirlPST Pacific Standard TimePT Physical TrainingPTB Please Text Back (3)PTB Powers That Be (5)PTL Pee Themselves LaughingPTL Praise The Lord (2)PTLAPTA Praise The Lord And Pass The

Ammunition

PTM Please Tell Me (2)PTMM Please, Tell Me More (8)PTMY Pleased To Meet YouPTMYA Pleased To Make Your AcquaintancePTO Patent and Trademark Office (US

Govt)PTO Please Turn Over (2)PTSS Post Traumatic Stress SyndromePU That Stinks! (something smells)(6)PUKS Pick Up Kids (5)

PUNTS People of Utterly No TacticalSignificance (military term)PV Postitive VibesPVTMSG Private MessagingPW PasswordPW Pastor's Wife (2)PW Pathetic Wanker (2)


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PW Powwow (3)PWYP Practice What You PreachPXT Please Explain That (2)PYS Pack Your Stuff

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Q QuestionQ Queue (3)QED Quod Erat Demonstrandum; Quite

Easily Done (2)QF Quiver FullQIX Quick (3)QKLY QuicklyQL Quit Laughing! (3)QPQ Quid Pro QuoQPSA Que Pasa? (Spanish: What's

Happening?)(6)QS Quit Scrolling (3)QSL Reply (9)QSO Conversation (9)QT Cutie (25)QT Quiet

^ TOP ^ 209R Are Or (17,1)R U THERE? Are you there? (3)R&D Research & Development (2)

R&R Rest & Relaxation (2)R'CD ReconnectedR8 RateRA Red AlertRA Research Assistant; Resident

AssistantRAD RadicalRAEBNC Read & Enjoyed, But No Comment (3)RAEBNC Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment (2)RAK Random Act of KindnessRAM Random Access MemoryRAOK RAK Random Act Of Kindness (4,1)RAS Running Around ScreamingRAT Remotely Activated Trojan (2)RBAY Right Back At Ya/You (2)RBS Really Big ScreenRBTL Read Between The Lines (6)
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RE Hello again / In regard to (2)RE Re-Enter ("Hi" To Someone Returning

To Irc) (2)RE Regarding (4)RE Regards or Hello Again (3)

RECOGNIZ RecognizeREHI Hello Again (Re-Hi!)(5)REHI Hi again (2)RFC Request For Comment(s)(8)RFD Request For Discussion (7)RFI Request For InformationRFM Reply To Flagged MessageRFR Really Friggin Rich (4)RFSN Real Flipping Soon NowRFT Request For Thinking (2)

RGDS Regards (8)RHIP Rank Has/Hath Its Privileges (7)RI Rhode IslandRINGL8 Running Late (5)RIP Rest In Peace (4)RKBA Right To Keep And Bear Arms (2)RL Real Life (13)RL Real Life (when not chatting)(7)RLA Run Like An AntelopeRLCO Real Life COnference (7)

RLF Real Life Friend (2)RLR Earlier (3)RMB Ring My Bell (2)RME Rolling My Eyes (3)RMH Real Manly HugRML Read My Lips (5)RMLB Read My Lips Baby (2)RMMM Read My Mail Man! (2)RN Right Now! (3)RNA Ring, No Answer

RNA Ring, No Answer (4)RNINL8 Running LateROAR! Just Like Rolf (Laughing As Loud As

A Lion)ROF Rolling On the Floor (2)ROFFNAR Rolling On the Floor For No Apparent

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ROFFNPR Rolling On The Floor For NoParticular ReasonROFL Roll On Floor LaughingROFL Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing (43)ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing (9)

ROFL Rolls On the Floor LaughingROFL ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing (9)ROFLAHMSL Rolling On Floor Laughing And

Holding My Sides LaughingROFLAHMSL Rolling On the Floor Laughing And

Holding My Sides LaughingROFLAPMP Rolling On (The) Floor Laughing And

Peeing My Pants (4)ROFLAPMP Rolling On Floor Laughing And Peeing

My Pants (4)

ROFLAS Rolling On Floor Laughing AndScreaming (2)ROFLASC Rolling On the Floor Laughing And

Scaring the CatROFLASTC Rolling On Floor Laughing And

Scaring The Cat (2)ROFLASTC Rolling On the Floor Laughing And

Scaring The Cat (3)ROFLGO Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out

(3)

ROFLH Rolling On the Floor Laughing HardROFLMAO Roll On Floor Laughing My Arse Off

(4)ROFLMAO Rolling On (The) Floor Laughing My

Arse Off (12)ROFLMAO Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse

Off (7)ROFLMAO Rolling On the Floor Laughing My

ASCII OffROFLMAO Rolling On the Floor Laughing My

Arse Off (2)ROFLMAOAY Roflmao At You (3)ROFLMAOAY Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse

Off At You (5)ROFLMAOBF Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse

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ROFLMAOOL Rolling On the Floor Lauging My ArseOff Out LoudROFLMAOPMP Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse

Off Peeing My Pants (2)ROFLMAOTID Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse

Off Till I DieROFLMAOWTIME Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse

Off With Tears In My Eyes (7)ROFLMBO Rolling On Floor Laughing My

Butt/Behind OffROFLMBO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My

Butt OffROFLMHO Rolling On Floor Laughing My Head

OffROFLMHO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My

Head OffROFLOL Roll On Floor Laughing Out Loud (2)ROFLOL Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud

(2)ROFLOL Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out

Loud (7)ROFLOLAPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out

Loud And Peeing My PantsROFLOLVH Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out

Loud Very Hard

ROFLPMP Rolling On the floor laughing,peeing my pants!

ROFLUTS Rofl Unable To Speak (5)ROFLUTS Rolling On Floor Laughing Unable to

Speak (5)ROFLWMK Rolling On the Floor Laughing, Wet

My KnickersROFLWPIMP Rolling On Floor Laughing Whilst

Peeing In My PantsROFLWTIME Rofl With Tears In My Eyes

ROFPML Roll On Floor Peeing Myself LaughingROFTTPOF Rolling On the Floor Trying To Put

Out FlamesROFUTS Rolling On Floor Unable To SpeakROGLOL Rolling On The Ground

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