Testing Again Baby Shower

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Testing Again Baby Shower

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Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever

to have your heart go walking around outside your body.

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs in my field, since the

payment is pure love.~ Mildred B. Vermont

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your

thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself

and once for her child.

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.~ Ambrose Bierce

God could not be everywhere, so he

made mothers.~ Old Jewish Proverb

~ Elizabeth Stone

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Just Teething

Play Time!

GAME 1Daddy Knows BestFind out if Daddy Khanna has the necessary skills to take care of

Little Khanna.

GAME 2Zoom It!

Appearances can be deceiving.

GAME 3Powers of Observation

Pay attention to this one folks!

GAME 4Baby CharadesCharades training for your next career move. Will it be Hollywood

or Bollywood?

Soup, Soft Drinks, Appetizers, Smiles and Handshakes

12:30 PM

1:15 PM

Games, Entertainment and showing baby how to Party

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Words of Wisdom

Uncle-to-be Andrew Goldstein on how proud he is to report that the hospital where the baby is being delivered has a roof, electricity and running water

Uncle-to-be Ro Khanna on how proud he is to report that the baby is being 100% manufactured in the

United States

Uncle-to-be David-Kumar performing for the "Over 40" category on X-Factor; singing Vi-Lau - The Sequel. David Kumar is hoping his backup chorus will be loud enough to drown his growling.

Lyrics by Carole Cameron

Feeding Time!

Sweet Dreams...

2:15 PM

2:30 PM

Lunch

Cake Cutting and Dessert

3:30 PM

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Baby’s Horoscope

March 21- April 20

Key life phrase: I am

Zodiac totem: The Ram

Zodiac element: Fire

Ruling planet: Mars

Key characteristics: Determined, fiery, executive skills, born leader, impulsive, loyal, ambitious. A warrior at heart, you thrive on challenges and fights. If there isn't any strife and

drama, you are tempted to stir things up, just to keep yourself happy. You are also rather intolerant of mistakes and don't have patience for weakness or failings in others.

Compatible star signs: Leo, Taurus, Sagittarius and Gemini

Lucky gems: Red coral, carnelian, pearl, yellow sapphire, golden topaz and garnet

Lucky fragrances: Rose, jasmine, pine

Affirmation - mantra: I am the best yet I am humble

AriesBaby’s Due Date: March 23, 2013

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