Sydnie's Pages

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Sydnies Pagesby

Donna Arriaga

Sydnies Pages is inspired by PKDsDo AndroidsDream of Electric Sheep? A crash refresher onPKDs concocted philosophy of Mercerism andreferences to his Sydnies Fowl & AnimalCatalogue will provide all the context youll needfor this doc.

And, whileBlade Runneris truly phenomenal,

unfortunately, it offers no direct reference toMercerism and certainly no mention of SydniesCatalogue.

even so, perhaps even the die-hardBladeRunnerfan can still enjoy theDo Androids Dreaminspired doc.


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January 3, 2041

Mr. Francis PoindexterNW CoApt #382-888

San Francisco, CA 30382

Dear Mr. Poindexter:

We are pleased to acquiesce to your request for information regarding electric sheep,cows, and chickens. However, due to the discreet nature of our business, we advise thatin the future you exercise greater caution in guarding your copy of the Sydnies Fowl &Animal Catalogue. Wheelright & Carpenter prefer not to have this unfortunate situationrepeated.

Enclosed you will find excerpts from Sydnies January Supplement. I am sure you willfind these excerpts sufficiently helpful in determining which skillfully crafted animal

best meets your desires.

If you have any additional questions, please contact us via vidphone.

Sincerely,

Cogswell WheelrightWheelright & Carpenter

Enclosures: four pages

481 SE 3rd Ave

San Francisco, CA 30481

Cogswell Wheelright


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SHEEP Sydniess Fow l & Anima l Ca ta log ue | Janua ry 2041

* SeeAvailable Features Price Index for a comprehensive list of prices per feature.

IDENT# 753082This robust Longhorn Sheep will make a marked impressionupon any curious onlooker. Our finest engineers can tailorthe Longhorns beastly mannerisms to fit your familysdesires: a wild sheep that powerfully displays its grace andability by thrusting its hind legs into a mighty buck (safety

protocols prevent injury to humans and other animals) to agentle, docile creature that has tamed its wild tendenciesand prefers to proudly gait about its quarters.

$ 74,560.00Available Features:

Mastication with Removable Stomach SacDisease Circuits

IDENT# 753095

Dont be fooled. You too can perpetuate the grandcelebration of Mercerism. Be a proud owner of this long-haired Black Sheep and remind citizens that wool belongs onanimals. Each fiber is magnificently hand-crafted by ourfinest cosmanimaloigists. The Black Sheeps wool isguaranteed to be indistinguishable from live-stock fibers.(Insurance Repair-Option offered for protection againstblack market wool-shearers.)

$69, 625.00Available Features:

Mastication with Removable Stomach Sac

Mastication with DefecationDisease Circuits

IDENT# 753056Take comfort in knowing this dependable sheep willunfailingly be a hopeful reminder of lifes possibilities.Yes, even the most difficult of things can be accomplishedwhen one is patiently determined. This three-legged sheep isa confident reminder to friends, family, and neighbors alike

that all animalsregardless of the slight imperfectionsnature may bestow upon themare valued in our society.(Bird not included)


Fourth LegDisease Circuits

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IDENT# 876048Manufactured realism is encapsulated in this supremelycreated cow. This animal is programmed to emulate severalemotions including happiness, sadness, and surprise. Yes,one mustwitness the miraculous phenomenon in person!The cow has thousands of subcutaneous motion emitters

localized in the facial region. Brow ridges crease and relax,eyelids widen and contractall orchestrated to create auniquely expressive cow. Features guaranteed to lookgenuine.



IDENT# 876099The classic Milk Cow evokes the nostalgic memory of pre-

colonial pastures graced with natures rolling hills and lushgrasslands. This Milk Cow demands all the attention andcare that one would extend to an authentic. Curiousneighbors will look on as you relieve the pressure of yourcows bulging utter. Yes, this cow needs milking! Theroutine maintenance package includes services for milk pick-up. Our services are a genuine replica of theMercerismMinistry of Milk-to-Calves Delivery Service.

$89, 825.00Available Features:

Mastication with Removable Stomach Sac

Mastication with RegurgitationDisease Circuits

IDENT# 876035The Long-Haired Cow is short in stature and perfect for thehousehold desiring something more than a domestic pet yetsmaller than the grandiose full-grown cow. This Long-Haired Cow is one-third the size of the average adult cow. Itis a specimen of supreme quality and is capable ofsupporting all available featuresmaking it an exemplar of

superlatively crafted realism.

$68,000.00Available Features:

Mastication with Removable Stomach SacMastication with RegurgitationMastication with Regurgitation & DefecationDisease Circuits

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CHICKENS Sydniess Fow l & Anima l Ca ta log ue | Janua ry 2041


IDENT# 038042Arise at the stroke of dawn with the charming sound of thecocks crow! We guarantee the Red Rooster will cock-a-doodle-doo like clockwork. In fact, this roosters crow canbe pre-set to coincide with the psychotherapeutic hum of

your personal alarm mood organ.$22,250.00

Available Features:Disease Circuits

IDENT# 038055This Husky Rooster loves pecking at birdseed and cornkernels! To correctly care for the dietary needs of your

rooster, be sure to mix a minimal amount of small stones intothe feed sack. (Specific proportions are included in the Careand Instruction Manual.) Yes, this rooster mimics anauthentics need to ingest stones; hence creating the illusionthat your roosters gizzard is utilizing tiny pebbles to crushand grind its food.

$27,750.00Available Features:


IDENT# 038077Any chicken coop is incomplete with out a Layer Hen. Thishen requires regular feedings to storehouse enough energy tolay a genuine-looking egg. Shell fragility, transparentwhites, and sunshine-yellow yolks are all reproduced by thismiraculous Layer Hen. (Consult the Care and InstructionManual for details on the chemical conversion process which

transforms natural feed into faux eggs. Regular maintenanceis necessary for chemical replenishment.) The routinemaintenance package includes provisions for picking up theeggs. Our service is a genuine replica of theMercer ChickenHatchery. (Chick not included)


Disease Circuits

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Available Features Price Index

Mastication with Removable Stomach Sacnow your electric animal can rise to a newlevel of authenticity. Simply feed you animal as directed in the Care and

Instruction Manual. The animal will automatically cease to eat once the stomachsac has reached capacity. Remove the sac, empty contents, and replace. TheCare and Instruction Manual includes extensive directions complete withillustrations. *Capacity restrictions on some animals.

1/2 Quart Capacity $ 3,500.002 Quart Capacity $ 7,500.004 Quart Capacity $ 14,500.00

Mastication with Defecationthis option allows your animal to produce authenticlooking and smelling feces. The animals mechanical gastro-intestinal tractutilizes synthetic chemical digestive agents to process ingested food materials into

replicated, extricated fecal matter. Regular maintenance is needed to replenishchemical digestive agents. $ 32,999.00

Mastication with Regurgitationa perfect option for the bovine fanatic. The animal eatsandchews its cud. The regurgitation process is meticulously timed to follow acows natural digestive cycle. This option is complete with a RemovableStomach Sac. Choose one of two capacity options.

2 Quart Capacity $ 23,000.004 Quart Capacity $ 29,000.00

Mastication with Regurgitation and Defecationchoose this option for the most up-to-

date bovine models available. This feature allows your cow to adhere to the mostnatural of bovine life processes: eating, chewing cud, and excreting waste. Thefeature allows you to avoid the hassle of emptying a Removable Stomach Sac; theanimals mechanical gastro-intestinal tract utilizes synthetic chemical digestiveagents to process ingested food materials into replicated, extricated fecal matter.Regular maintenance is needed to replenish chemical digestive agents.

$ 49,999.00

Disease Circuitsshould your electric animal undergo the rare and unfortunate event ofshort circuiting or malfunctioning, this option works as a safeguard to preventothers from detecting your animal is a non-authentic. When a malfunction occurs,

a subroutine is accessed which activates the Replicated Trauma Effect. Thiseffect mimics an authentics symptoms of pain and physical trauma. EachReplicated Trauma Effect is specially tailored to conform to the species naturalresponses. Mimicked responses include agonized vocalizations, emission of fauxblood, foaming of the mouth, and several others. This option is stronglyrecommended for all electric animal owners.

$ 69,999.00

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