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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.There once was nothing in the world.No Alpha, no Omega.Just nothing.And all of a sudden, with a burst of surly magnificence.A being came into existence.His name was Gary Fu.HIS NIPPLES EXTENDED ACROSS THE NOTHINGNESS AND TORE OPEN A HOLE IN THE COSMOS.Out of the hole came light. Absolutely brilliant and sacred-scarring incandescence poured into the nothingness and filled it with matter. Gary saw this and he believed it good.Out of the molten bright, he crafted the skies, the seas and the earths, all thirty nine of them. The three dozen and three more of the worlds existed beautifully, unchanging and pristine.The Fu man admired his work and decided that the universe needed more dimensions.He decided to add a sense of time to the already existent three dimensions of space.Time passed him at an alarming rate, so much so that worlds created crumbled before his eyes to give rise to new ones. Gary Fu didn't care, Gary Fu was a god.At the apex of the universal clock, he notes a world still going strong under the influence of age.This world was the Earth as we know it.Gary Fu had been a transcendent being in the cosmos of space but his omniscient, omnipotent existence had granted him an ability to place himself an orbit lower into the mortal coil.Gary Fu was born sixty seven years ago.Gary Fu is beauty.Gary Fu is justice.Gary Fu is GOD.3+ (- sqrt(1- x^2- (y- abs(x))^2))sin(30((1-x^2-(y-abs(x))^2))), x is from -1 to 1, y is from -1 to 1.5, z is from 1 to 5

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