Suryaans's b'day mail

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Presenting to all THE DUKHI AATMA of IIMB

Transcript of Suryaans's b'day mail

Presenting to all

THE DUKHI AATMA of IIMB

When Suryaansh was trolled in IIMB Interview…..

You don’t win the silver, you miss out on

gold

Then why the hell did you go to IIT Roorkee

and not IIT Bombay?

Term 1

Mom!!Bro

Internship!!

End of PGP1

Cool

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Who I think I look like Who I actually look like

Most Eligible Bachelor in IIMBAll do everything she’ll ask me to even if it means having the shittiest look

What others did…After getting placed in IITR

What Suryaansh did…

I cry when I am Sad…I cry when I am happy…

The lamest collection of TV Series ever…

Suryasnsh’s hard drive: Acads- 496 GB SRK Topless pics- 34 GB Me in SRK pose- 12 GB CID- 21 GB and counting…. Yes Boss- 16 GB Tarak Mehta- 19 GB Me and Swati- 200 MB

Induced breakup of 3 couples, all involving Ayush, because of his immature comments

Lowest level of Undergrad….

Books he needs to readBooks he reads

½ pants 3/4 pants 0.83333….

Because he has his own fashion statement…

Kanjoosi ki bhi had hoti hai…

Earns INR 10 lakhs on internships

Maintains an account for such large amounts

Eats only at Night CanteenSteals clothes that were meant to be donated to VikasanaAsks for “Coke on the Rocks”in the bar

For party- be like

The Anil Kapoor of IIMB

#YoSuryaanshSoHairy

Hoosh me whenever and wherever you see me

Happy B’day to me