summoning of spartans

by Master DV

Category: Halo, NarutoGenre: Adventure, ParodyLanguage: EnglishStatus: In-ProgressPublished: 2011-01-04 19:31:26Updated: 2011-07-26 00:06:03Packaged: 2016-04-27 02:55:49Rating: TChapters: 11Words: 18,864Publisher: www.fanfiction.netSummary: two gamers are sucked into the world of naruto. the problemis, they are now spartans from the popular game halo. what hashappen, why are they here, and why do i ask to much questions? findout in here. adopted from killermaverick

1. summoning of spartans

**A/n:hello masterDV here. As you know this story was recentlydiscontinued by its author who retired from his writing days and putthe story up for adoption. I, loving this story, adopted it and I amgoing to continue it. Now the first chapters of this story willremain the same as to honor my fellow writer and to keep the storythe same. So enjoy killermavericks summoning of Spartans.**

MS: Hey guys ! In this story, my friend AkioElf003 is gonna help me.He isn't part of he thinks that he will be in a fewyears.

AkioElf003: sup guys! i'm not really on fanfiction yet... but give me.some time, k?

MS: Well said!

AkioElf003:thanx

MS: In this story, we'll be in our multiplayer armor in the Narutoworld!

Oh, and we're not stupid, so we'll be under aliases( for people whodon't

know the word, it means fake identities.) Enjoy!

Summoning of Spartans

" CRAP!" John was banging his head against his controller as the

screen

said 'game over.' Will, however, was cheering. " HA! Bad luck much?"he asked

John. John had a vein on his head. " Rematch. Right here, right now!"he yelled

at Will. Will just shrugged. " Sure dude. But i'll only PWN youagain." he said

cheerfully. John was now banging his head against the wall.

(five minutes later)

"CRAP!" now will was saying it. He was just killed by a blast froma

scorpion. John only held up a V sign and said, " Now, who'd you saywould

get PWND?" Will was now glaring at him. " You're evil." he said.

" And dang proud of it!" he said. (note: credit for comeback goes toSpartan-251)

They were now playing Coagulation. As they were playing, however, aseal came

before their feet. At first, the seal was just a picture, but then,it glowed as wind

came around the two. " What's happening?" Will asked, a bit scared.John was

just as scared. " I don't know, but I have a feeling that we're aboutto find out!"

Just then a white light flashed the room. " !"

they then disappeared into oblivion.

" ..." Will was on the ground, waking

up from what seems like a nap. " Uh, hey, John, where are we?" Willasked. " I don't know,

but could you do me a favor?" John asked. " What?" Will asked. " Willyou please GET OFF

MY FRIGGIN' ARM!" John yelled. Will then stood up, and saw Johnrubbing his arm.

" Uh, John? Why are you in your multiplayer armor?" Will asked. Johnthen looked at

Will. " I would ask you the same thing." he said. Confused at this,he looked at himself.

He saw that he was in his black and salmon armor, as John was in his

blue and gold armor.

" Where are we?" Will asked. " John then stood up, and looked around.He was in some

sort of forest. Also, they were in a circle that looked like the onethey were in before they

disappeared. Also, there were people staring at them in wonderment.They looked like

soldiers in vests and had headbands with a picture of a leaf engravedon them.

" Uh, hi?" John asked. They then ran away, screaming," DEMONS!"

" O-kay..." Will said. The two then got up. John then sighed. " Well,we better start exploring

in order to see where we landed." he said. They then started walkingdown the path, hoping

for the best.

MS: Well, that's the end of chap. 1. Sorry it's short, but it's lateand at my friends house,

we have a curfew.

AkioElf003: that SUCKS!

MS: Straight! Anyway, please R&R! Oh, and also I don't own Naruto orHalo!

I WISH I DID! WHY DON'T I? Maybe in the future Iwill.

AkioElf003:flamers will die by their own flames... bye!

MS: Okay. Bye! And again, please R&R!

2. Stupid ANBU

**A/n: this is the second chapter to the story. I won't be writingtill the 7****th**** chapter I am not putting in the announcementsbecause that would be weird. Enjoy!**

MS: Hey guys! Sorry for the extremely long wait. Since I haven't seenmy friend for a while, I guess i'll have to continue on with thestory. Enjoy! Also (grabs needlers.) fire!

Jiraiya: AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH! (tries to avoid shots.)

MS: Man! I missed!

Jiraiya: Phew.

MS: Dodge this! (gets into scarab)

Jiraiya: eep.

John and Will were now walking through the forrest, not knowing whereto go. They were just walking up the path, hoping to find, at least,'friendly' life. " Aw, man! When are we gonna get there?" Will said,obviously losing his patience. John breathed a heavy sigh. " For thelast time, Will, I. Don't. Know." However, John suddenly tripped andfell into the bushes. Seems like he tripped on something pretty hard." Whoa! John, you alright?" " Yeah, yeah, I just tripped on...a...HeyWill? Does this ring a bell?"

John held out a small device with a handle, and it would have asmooth surface if not for the pink spikes coming out of it. " Hey!That's a needler from Halo! But, why is it here?" Will askedcuriously. John looked up in the sky. " Man, after today, nothingsuprises me. There was a bright light in the Living room, we show upin our Spartan armor with people around us, the people run, yelling,'demons!', and now we find a needler in the ground." " Goodpoint."

They looked at it for a second. " Sooooo, who gets i-" " MINE!" Willput it behind his back before John could even touch it. " Okay, okay,whatever." John said. However, when he looked through a bush, he sawsomething else suprising. In front of him were several crates. Whilesome crates were greenish in color, decorated in a sorta militaryway, while the others were purple, smooth, and looked like they werefrom the future. " Whooooaaaaa." The two friends say in amazement. "And you said nothing else would suprise you." Will said, smirking. "Meh, sometimes i'm wrong." John said, shrugging.

The two then went to the crates. In them were weapons, equipments,grenades, and in the larger crates, vehicles. " Man! With this, weshould survive out here with no problem! I mean, what else do weneed?" Will said. Suddenly, they heard a large growl. And the growlled to non other than John's stomach. " Food." John said. " Ooooohyeah. Heheh." John went to the crates. " But first, we should getsome weapons before we go hunting."

He went over to the Marine crates. " Hm, i'll take a sniper rifle..."He got it with the clips, and went to the covenant crates and pulledout a sword. " And a laser sword." Will then went up. " Hm, I thinki'll get another needler, and...oh yeah! I'll get a laser sword too!"He got the items and got right behind John. " Alright, let'smove."

(45 minutes later.)

The two had already gotten a huge catch. with them were several bagsand baskets they found on the ground near a skeleton, supposedlyattacked by an animal ( No dur.). In the baskets were fish, deer,bear, wolf, and tiger meat. They also got a few berries and edibleplants. " Sweet! NOW we're set up!" Will said. As they were walking,however, three shuriken passed them, barely missing John's faces. "Hold it right there, demons." One of the people said as they walkedup to them. From what

the two spartans could see, the people wore dark clothing, had whitevests, sandals, and they also had masks with a different animal foreach person.

" Uh, excuse me, but we don't want to cause any trouble here." Johnsaid. The warriors chuckled." Hah! Well too bad! There's trouble."The one with the hawk mask said. " Listen, either stand down, orwe'll have to use force." John said. " Hah! Whatever. It doesn't seemlike you're too good, and when was the last time you used chakra?"The one with the bear mask said. John looked at them quizzically fora second, then turned around to face Will. " You know what, Will?"John whispered. " What?" " This is starting to sound like that animeNaruto." Will thought for a second.

" Yeah, I guess you're right. But, what should we do?" " I dunno." "You should. You're the Naruto fanatic around here." " Shut it. Uhhh."John thought for a second. " Maybe we should play it dumb while we'rehere. Until we meet the hokage, that is." John said. " Hey! What'reyou demons doing whispering back there?" One of the people asked. "Stupid Anbu." John whispered with venom in his voice. He then turnedaround. " Listen, we're not trying to cause any trouble. We just needto talk to the hokage about something." John said.

The cat-face person scoffed. " Yeah right, demons. The only way to dothat is by defeating us, and making us agree, but it seems like youcan barely use chakra." Will then came up. " Okay, 1, we're notdemons. And 2, what's chakra?" "..." The anbu were quiet for asecond. "

!"

Will was geting angry while John's eyebrow twitched. " Y-you don'tkno-know what (laugh) chakra is?" The two then whispered to eachotheragain. " What is chakra? What kind of question is that?" Will gotangry instantly. " Hey! You said play dumb! I was only followingorders!" " I didn't mean that dumb you idiot!" As the two werefighting over the question, the anbu were looing in amusement attheir constant fighting. However, as this continued on, it got ratherboring before long. " Hey you two! That's enough. Now, await death."the bear anbu said as he pulled out his kitana. The spartans lookedat him for a second. "

!"

It was now the spartans turn to laugh. The hawk anbu lost hispatience faster. " That's it! Die!" He then charged towards thespartans, John first. John, however, wasn't paying attention. He wasbusy wondering about the secrets of life, and why anbu are soretarded, disregarding the fact that they had training. Just then,the blade came down...

(dramatic gasps)

...only the break into pieces.

The anbu were shocket to say the least. One of their precious kitanawas just destroyed by the 'demons' when they didn't even do anything." Is that it?" John asked boredly. Will was laughing like an idiot atthe anbu's body expressions. It would be even funnier if they couldsee their face expressions. " Argh! That's it!" The anbu then did aseries of handsigns. " _Yup, definitely Naruto._" John said. " Firearft! Flaming Knuckle!" The anbu's hand then caught fire, and blazedwith incredible heat. At that moment, he ran towards John. " Die,monster!" Just then, there was a large explosion. As soon as it

cleared out, all the other anbu just gaped at what they saw. Thegreat, ' Flaming Knuckle' tecnique, was just deflected yet again bythe guy's torso. Getting irritated, John then punched the guy in thegut, knee'd him in the gut, causing him to go on his knees, and thenkicked him in the face with only enough force to send him into atree, rendering him unconscious. " Now, bring us to the hokage, ori'll rip you limb from limb." John said menacingely as he crackedhis

knuckles. " P-p-please f-follow us." The female member of the groupsaid. They then followed the route to Konoha.

MS: Hey guys! Sorry for the long wait. Since I haven't been able tocontact my friend for a while (and with all the bad reviews), I hadto continue the story. Sorry AkioElf003. The readers werepersistent.

Jiraiya: Heheheheh...(seen spying on girls)

MS: (angrilly) Jiraiya, look behind you.

Jiraiya: Huh? What do yo-" ( looks behind to see the Dorgenark fromRogue Galaxy pointing all of its weapons at him.) Eep.

MS: FIRE!

Jiraiya: Oh, crap!

3. lets go to the hokage!

**A/n: tis the third chapter . wow im popping out chapters likenobodys business, hahaha just kidding this was written by maverick.Well enjoy this chapter!**

MS: Hey guys! Sorry for the long wait. Too many stories. But, goodnews is, SCHOOL'S OUT! Whoo! But, even though I'll probably updatemore, don't expect too much. I have to watch over my little brotherover the summer. Anyway, enjoy! Oh, and I'm probably going to revertthis story to Halo 3 later on.

Jiraiya: Augh! (getting chased by flood.) Where did they comefrom?

MS: (backing away from flood door controls.) I don'tknow...

Jiraiya: (hiding behind scorpion) MS does not own Naruto or Halo.Eep! (hide back under tank)

The scene goes back to the two spartans and ANBU who were walkingthrough the forest towards the village. But after an hour or so, youwould expect two teens complaining along the way. " Maaaaaaaaan, I'mbored!" And you're right. The two spartans, whom the ANBU thoughtwere, 'eccentric' due to the way they beat up one of their own, werecomplaining about the trip. " Man, i'm incredibly bored." Johnsaid.

Will thought for a second, then smiled, though no one could see it. "I know! We could sing a song along the way!" " Sure, but nothing too

goody-goody, or too dark." Alright, how about Animal i've become fromThree Days Grace?" "Nah, I don't really like them. Their music's tooheavy for me. How about Holiday from Green Day?" "Man, that's olderthan the Atari!" The two thought for a second, then decided, bothsmiling. At once, the two friends said, "Don't pick it up byOffspring!"

(Note: We can't really sing. Just pretend.)

John started out, and Will would follow.

_John: I saw a little kid as he_

_Will: walked around_

_John: He picked a candy bar up_

_Will: off the ground_

_John: He chopped about a half_

_Will: His face turned blue_

_John: Turned out the candy bar was_

_Will: Doggy do! _

_Both:Oh-oh, don't pick it up I say Oh-oh-ohohoh!_

_John: Unless you can throw it away_

_Will: Don't pick it up I say_

_Both: You're gonna be bummed that you went that way-_

"SHUT UP!"

The two turned to the pissed-off ANBU "Man." John said. He thoughtfor a second, then smiled.

He looked at his wrist controls, and smiled after a bit of searching.At the moment, he pressed a button, and went away from thegroup.

Man, you two are too much trou-wait, where's the other one?" The ANBUasked frantically, looking around several sides. What he didn'trealize was that there was a figure that blended in with theenvironment, sneaking up on them. At the moment, they still didn'tnotice, until...

BOO!

The ANBU jumped, and fell back down on the ground, except for one whowas unfortunate to be under a treetrunk. When the ANBU got up, theylooked annoyed as they glared at the two metallic bodies rolling onthe ground laughing like idiots. "Haha, man, I love activecamoflauge." John said. Just then, they were both hit on the heads bytwo charged flaming knuckles, and held their heads in pain. Even intheir armor, they could feel that!

" OW! Man, why'd you do that?" Will said towards the ANBU. " Uh,actually, Kuren's a woman." One of the ANBU said, which made Willfreeze in place. " Uh, heheh, about tha-" He was cut off from anotherflaming knuckle hitting his helmet, causing him to loseconsciousness.

"_Nobody knows the trouble i've seen"_ Will said, dizzily as Johncarried him on a small cart. "Smart man, smart." John said,sarcastically. Suddenly, in the clearing, was a large door,preferrably the gates to Konoha, as John remembered it. Theycontinued to walk, for, say, about 30 minutes. Afterwards, they cameonto the door. Halt! What's your bussiness?" A guard from the top ofthe gate yelled.

"It's the ANBU! We came back from our search and found a few…..uh,soldiers?" The female said. At the moment, Will regainedconsciousness, and got out of the cart. "Very well! Open the gates!"Just then, the gates opened to reveal the large village of Konoha.The ANBU thought that the two would be amazed. But when they turnedaround, they saw blue and gold Spartan yawning, and the black andsalmon Spartan actually sleeping standing up!

"W-what's wrong with you two?" The ANBU with the bear mask asked,suddenly waking up Will. "Meh, I've seen bigger." John said,referring to his childhood. " And I'm not too easily impressed." Willsaid cheerfully. All the ANBU were now having the 'twitchy eye'moment. "Yeah, whatever. Anyway, you are to head to the Hokage towerimmediately. It's the large tower close to the canyon." The femaleANBU said. "Wait, Kuren, aren't we supposed to be with them?" The guywith the sparrow mask asked. "Maro, after today, I REALLY need abreak. We'll just tell the hokage that on the way delivering themthat one of the ANBU fainted due to exhaustion from a sneak attackfrom a few missing-nin." Kuren said irritably.

Maro could only nod, due to his own exhaustion as the ANBU left to gohome. "Lousy guides.." Will whispered as they walked towards thetower. Suddenly, the two looked up to see the four hokage faces. "Youknow, it sort of scared me when I saw this." John said. "Yeah, youthink Masashi Kishimoto was visiting Mount Rushmore when he came upwith Naruto?" Will asked. "Who knows?" The two then continuedwalking. Just then, however, they heard big-time noise, and turned tosee a kid in orange clothing running from several people in a mob,and only one though came up. "_Naruto!" _The two then activated viacomlink. "Do you think we should help him?" Will asked. "Of course!Remember, that we consider Naruto a brother." John said.

"_**You**_ do." "Aw, shut it. Let's go." "Wait, what if this gets usa bad reputation?" "Oh yeah, our reputation matters more than someonein danger." "Sorry." " (sigh) Sorry man, I'm just a bit irritated. Inever really liked the villagers here. But still, let's go." "Right." The two ended the comlink, and moved on.

With Naruto.

Naruto was running from the villagers as they were catching upslowly. " _Man, don't they even THINK for a second that Kyuubi and Iare separate souls?"_ Naruto thought frantically. Just then, as ladyluck would have it, he tripped over a rock, and fell into the dirt. "Oh, no!" Naruto yelled as someone was now standing over him,pitchfork in hand. "Die, monster!" He yelled as he brought the

pitchfork down.

Suddenly, however, a loud bang was heard, and the man was now sort ofhanging over, holding his bleeding hand in pain. The villagers lookedover to see a rather large person, covered in weird armor, puttingsome sort of metal piece into a large staff. Afterwards, he pointedit towards the people again. "W-what are you doing? Helping thiswretched creature?" A villager yelled as he pointed to Naruto, whowas in equal shock at what the Spartans did.

(note: I greatly dislike (I don't want to hate anyone.) thevillagers, because what they are doing is really illegal child abuse,and nobody gives a (bleep)! Also, I think that NO ONE deserves thatkind of torture.)

The blue Spartan looked at him, and, although he couldn't see it, thevillager could see that the Spartan was giving him a pissed-offstare. "Funny really, a bunch of monsters, such as yourselves,attacking a kid, and claiming he's the monster? HAH! You people seemmuch more evil!" One villager stepped up. "You obviously are newaround here. You see, this kid is the—" "Stop right there. We know.And first, you're about to break a law that'll cost you your stupidlife, and second, we happen to think it's rather noble for the kid totake on that burden!" John yelled, shocking Naruto and thevillagers.

"You're supporters of that monstrosity! Die, fools!" the villageryelled as the mob charged towards them. They stopped, however, as ablade appeared in front of John, and the hand wielding the bladebelonged to Will, who was just as angry as John. "Hey! Nobody touchmy friend! You want to get to the people I consider brothers, you gothrough me!" He yelled as he held out his glowing blade, which madethe villagers shiver in fear.

"Thanks." John whispered as he passed Will. He then pointed the guntowards the villagers. "Hey villagers! See that guy right there withthe bleeding hand?" John yelled as they looked at the man. "Well, Ican do that again, but make it so that it kills you! So back off!" Hesaid as he pulled the switch on his sniper rifle, and pointed ittowards the townsfolk. In a panic, the townsfolk retreated towardstheir homes. "WE'LL GET YOU TWO METALLIC FREAKS!" A villagerscreeched as he closed his door. "Whatever." Will said as he put awayhis sword, as with John with his rifle.

The two then began walking away. "Hey." The two turned to see Naruto."Thanks a lot for the help back there." Naruto said. "Ah, don't worryabout it, Naruto." John said. Naruto looked up, shocked. "How do youknow my name?" He asked. John cursed silently to himself, then camewith an idea. "Well, with your reputation, it's pretty easy to spotyour name." He said, hoping Naruto would believe them. Finally, ladyluck gave in, and Naruto believed them. "I guess so." He then lookedat the weapons. "About those weapons, what are they?" Naruto asked ashe looked at the sniper rifle. A bit nervously, John said, "It's..along story. ANYWAY, could you tell us how to get to the hokage tower?This village is like a maze."

Naruto gave a big grin. "Ha! I'll do better than that! I'll take youthere!" He said, as he walked towards the hokage monument, with thetwo Spartans following him out of trust. Just then, Naruto jumped upa building, and ran. "Come on guys! This…waaaaaaay?" Naruto turned

to see that the two weren't behind him, and went back abit to seethem standing, John tapping his foot. "Why are you—" Realizationstruck. "Oh, yeah, eheheh, my bad." Naruto said.

"Just come this way, and we'll be there in no time." The trio thenwent off again. "Hey, by the way, who are you guys?" Naruto asked."The name's John. That's Will." John said as he pointed his thumbtowards Will. Naruto grinned a bit. "Well, then, guys, let's go!" Hesaid as he sped towards the tower, with the two Spartans rushingtowards him. " _Did he already forget?"_

MS: Hey guys! Sorry for the long wait. Been busy. Anyway, I know inthe future, people are gonna confuse me for a different race, so justto clear anything up, i'm a regular white american. However, I amagainst all kinds of racism, including black racism, asian racism,misfit racism, and so on. So, if there are any racists out there,you're not welcome in my part. Just think about your actions, andthink about the feelings of all those poor people out there that youare constantly torturing. Please, they are just like you. Humanbeings. They are no different than you. You may think that they maybe stupid or evil, but just look at yourselves, and your actions.Think about that. The Lord made it so that we would live in peace,but you just destroy his wishes with your evil actions. Also, thinkabout this: What if you were them for atleast a day. You would feelthe same ridicule as them, and see why they are so hurt by you.Please, just consider this, and, please, for the sake of those poorpeople, give them a chance. Amen.

4. Holy crap

**A/n: this is the fourth chapter. Two more chapters till my storydebuts! Enjoy!**

MS: Hey guys! Sorry for the long wait. Been on vacation. Butnow…..I'M BACK! (applause.)

Jiraiya: Boo! Boo! Hiss! Hiss!

MS: Boo this, buddy! (takes out trench gun) Oh, and thanksRikku!

Jiraiya: Eep!

MS:….

Jiraiya: Huh?

MS: Uh, Rikku? How does this work? I haven't seen how this gunworks.

Jiriaya: Phew.

MS: Ah, well! Until I learn how it works (could you help me outRikku?) back to the Spartan laser! (aims Spartan laser.)

Jiraiya: Augh!

MS: Oh, and, sadly, I don't own Halo or Naruto. Halo is property ofMicrosoft and Bungie, and Naruto is property of Masashi

Kishimoto…..crap.

Naruto, Will, and John were now walking up the hokage tower, hopingto see if the hokage would see if he would talk with them. However,as they were walking, they were taking several glares and, sometimes,hisses from the surrounding villagers. Just as they made it to themain doors, a villager came out of the doors, only to see the twoSpartans and Naruto. Smiling evilly, he passed them, and whispered,"You're in for it now." Afterwards, a woman with black hair and a pigin her arms came out, and was surprised to see the three people infront of her. "Oh, Naruto! How are you doing?" Naruto smiled a bit."I'm fine Shizune. Y'know, eating ramen, training, the usual." Thetwo laughed a bit. "(Ahem). Naruto, remember, we need to see thehokage. That is, unless he's busy." "Oh, don't worry, **she** isn't."The Spartans were a bit taken aback.(wait, what?) " She?" The twoquickly went to intercom.

_W: What does she mean she? _

_J: I don't know. I guess we're past the chunin saga. Probably whenTsunade took place. _

_W: Why didn't you say so before? _

_J: How was I supposed to know?_

_W: You're the Naruto fanatic!_

_J: I'm mostly halo!_

_W: Why do you like halo so much?_

_J: Blame yourself for that! You introduced me to theseries!_

_W:…..Touch'e. _

_(It's true, my friend got me into the series.)_

They then got of comlink, and approached the doors, and opened themto see a blond woman who looked to be in her late 20's, but the twoknew her real age. When she saw them, she instantly became angry, butcontained it. " Well, you two must be, as the village calls it, the'Hostile intruders?'" She presumed, seeming to hold her anger. A bitscared, the two nodded a bit. "So, tell me…." At a sudden moment,the desk she was at was crushed in two by her fist.

"WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE FOR CAUSING HAVOC IN MY VILLAGE!"She yelled. John cleared his throat. "Uh, Ms. Hokage—" "YOU KNOWHOW MUCH TROUBLE YOU TWO WERE CAUSING? THERE WERE COMPLAINTS LEADINGTO SUNA!" "Uh, Ms. Hokage—""I OUGHTA HAVE YOU TWO ARRESTED FORTERRORISM!" John was starting to get irritated. "Listen, if you couldjust—" (bang!) What happened? John blinked, and looked to see thatan axe was hanging on the wall, barely missing Will.

"HECK, I SHOULD JUST EXCECUTE YA IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY IMMEDIATELY!""I'm sorry, Ms. Hokage, but if you don't stop—" "SORRY? SORRY!SORRY DOESN'T ALWAYS COUNT YOU KNOW! IS ALL OF YOUR FAMILY LIKETHIS?" She yelled. "…" John was quiet for a few seconds, whileWill, despite his helmet, looks like he just saw the end of the

world.

Will's thoughts:

_Uh,oh….she didn't just say that…..PLEASE tell me she didn't justsay that!_

Tsunade noticed the silence, and looked at the two. The salmoncolored Spartan seemed scared over something. Just then, however, shesensed something. Such great killer intent, it sent shivers down herspine. Slowly, she looked over to the blue Spartan, and she couldpractically see the killer intent pouring out of him. "Uh..""Okay…."John said. "Let's get something straight. First off, wewalk in this office, and you explode at us without knowingspecifically what we did, and why we did it," "W-well, I, uh—" Thehokage stammered. "Then, you don't give us a freakin' second toexplain ourselves.." "Well, uh, y-you see…." " You then try to killmy friend, and suggest execution…." "J-just wait a mome—" "And,last, you insult my family? Well, listen to this…" John grabbedTsunade by her shoulders, then raised her up in the air.

" You can insult me all you want, you can send me to prison, you caneven send me to execution, but…." He pulled her closer to hishelmet. "If you _ever_ insult or try to kill my family or friendsagain, I won't hesitate to kill you. Got it?" He said with greatvenom. "Y-yeah." Tsunade stammered. "Good." He then dropped her righton the floor. (don't think that's made up. I'm very protective aboutmy family. I wouldn't kill them or anything, but, I promise you, Iwould do something. And it wouldn't at all be pleasant.) Tsunade, abit shakily, got back to her desk. "Now…" John said. "About thisproblem." Tsunade looked intentively at John. "It couldn't beavoided. The villagers were picking on Naruto again, and weintercepted the problem." Tsunade looked a bit shocked

for a little while. "Oh, really? Well, I'm sorry about before. GuessI should have thought about the situation a bit more." Tsunade said,laughing a bit. "Yes, you should have." Tsunade stopped, alreadyseeing she hit a nerve. "Well, then, anything to do as an apology?"John got into a thinking pose, then walked to the corner of the room,while signaling Will over. "Okay, what should we do?" Will asked."Well, we could be stuck here a while, and we need to figure out away to get out of here, so I suggest we get an apartment, and a fewjobs." "Yeah, but, what if something happens?" "Will….we'reSpartans. We should be able to handle anything coming our way." "Uh,yeah, sure." The two then walked over to Tsunade.

"Well?" Tsunade asked. "Me and my friend have decided to request ahome and jobs in order to stay for a while. We'll give you fullbackground around our predicament later. Is that okay?" John asked."Well, I guess. I'll set up the forms." "Thanks." John said, leavingthe room. "Is your friend always like that?" Tsunade asked. Willshook his head. "Not all the time. Only when he's in a bad mood. He'sactually happy-go-lucky really, but, get him mad, well, you get theidea." "Why is he like that?" Will sighed. "Where we came from, Johnwasn't really respected by all the kids. He would be picked oncontinuously, everyday. So finally, he's had enough, and stuck up forhimself. He actually got them pretty hard. In fact, I remember thisone time this one kid said this very insulting comment, 5 peopletried to take him down, and it took another 2 to finish the job. But,as you know, this would lead to trouble. Pretty soon, he learned to

hold his anger, and just ignore them. Believe me, Tsunade, he's agood guy at heart." "Is that true?" "The kids there really werestuck-up." Tsunade sighed. "_Great, a bad impression on a few newvillagers._"

John and Will were now walking up the stairs to their new apartment.As the got up, they saw Naruto coming out of another one. "Oh, heyNaruto!" Will said. "Hey, Will! Hey, John!" Naruto said. John justgrumbled as he walked into the apartment. "He alright?" Naruto asked."Yeah, he's just had a rough day." Naruto grinned a bit. "So, what'sgoing on?" Will pointed towards the apartment. "We're moving into anapartment over here." "That's cool. But a word of advice, watch outfor the owner. She's a real hag!" Naruto said, chuckling. "Yeah,yeah, I'll keep that in mind. " Will said as he went into the room.The room was actually pretty good. It had two beds, a bathroom, asmall kitchen, and a tv. ´"I'm going to bed.." John said as heyawned. "Yeah, me too." Will said.

(15 minutes later.)

The two were now in their beds, waiting for the new day. Will wassleeping heavily on his bed, but John was still awake. He sat up, andthought for a minute. "_Man, this is crazy. First we appeared inNaruto, we're attacked by ANBU, we get in a fight with villagers, andyelled at by the hokage._" He sighed. "_Man, are we really in theshow?_" He then layed his head down to rest. About 5 seconds later,he shot up, shocked. "_Wait, if we're really in the Naruto show, andpeople are watching us, then…..ugh…._" John thought with disgust.He then got up, and went to a certain side of the room. "HEY YOUFANGIRLS! I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING! I KNOW ME AND MY FRIEND ARE INNARUTO NOW! YOU CAN KEEP WATCHING, AS LONG AS YOU FOLLOW ONE RULE:DON'T WRITE ANYTHING ABOUT US IN YOUR CREEPY FANFICTIONS IF ITINCLUDES YAOI!

GOT IT?" John yelled as Will fell out of his bed. "_And if they canwatch us anywhere….._" John thought for a second, and buried hishead in the pillow with a blush. "Something wrong, dude?" Will asked."Let's just say I won't be taking a shower too often."

(the next day.)

John and Will got up and went to the forest in order to get theirweapons, and other things that they found. After a few hours, most ofthe stuff was packed, and ready to be taken to the village. "Well,glad's that's over, right, Will?...Will?...Will!" John shouted as hesearched for his friend. He heard a strange sound, and looked in thedirection of the sound, only to barely duck as a warthog flew justbarely above his head. As it landed on the ground, John saw Will inthe driver's seat, giving the v sign." Man, that was fun!" John was abit angry, but, after a few seconds, got an evil smile, and ran intothe supplies, and got a ghost.

"You're gonna pay for that!" "Bring it on!" The two then began theirown min monster truck ralley. However, they suddenly heard a voice."Those are some pretty cool toys you have there." The two looked inthe direction, and found themselves drooling. On the treelimb was awoman who had her hair tied back, a trenchcoat, a skirt, and adevious look on her face. The two then had on thought in their heads:"_I think I'm in love."_

MS: Phew! Sorry for the long wait. Been kinda lazy. Anyway, hope youenjoyed!

Jiraiya: You're stupid.

MS: (sarcastically) Wow, that hurt.

Jiraiya: Shut up.

MS: Whatever, man.(pats Jiraiya's back.)

Jiraiya: Yeah, we- wait, what'd you just put on my back? (gets sign.)'I'm stooped'?

(Naruto falls down laughing, while MS chuckles a bit.)

MS: Thanks for the sign, Naruto.

Naruto: Sure thing!

MS: Also…FINAL SMASH! (smash bros. quote.) (pulls out Spartanlaser, and sets at full power.) C'YA!

Jiraiya: Meep.

5. I like things that go'bam'

**A/n: fifth chapter. Just one more ohhh im so excited! Enjoy.**

MS: (cough cough.) H-hey guys, MS here.

Jiraiya: Whoah. MS, you okay, man? You seem a bit off.

MS: I have a bad sore throat. My friends think I have strepe(spelling) throat.

Jiriaya: Ouch. And we all know how much sore throats irritateyou.

MS: Probably the worst thing I can think of. I also havecongestion.

Jiraiya: Oucher. That's second only to sore throat.

MS: Yeah.

Jiraiya: Well, don't worry. I'm here for ya buddy!

MS: Really?

Jiraiya: No, i'm not. (runs away.)

MS: COME BACK HE-(cough, cough.) Ugh...meh, I'll get him later. Woah,I feel dizzy. (Plop!) (hits ground.)

Zoe: Holy crap! MS! Are you alright? Speak to me man! (slapping MSwhile shaking him.)

MS: Mommy, no, I don't wanna go to disney world. Malificient's

there...(sleeping.)

Zoe: (sigh.) (picks up MS with his arm slinged over her shoulder.) MSdoes not own Halo or Naruto. (takes MS to his house.)

Both John and Will were standing there, looking at Anko with redfaces, even though their helmets blocked that vision. "Well, what'ryou waiting for? Let's go!" Anko yelled as she dropped down. The twofroze for a second, before saluting, yelling, "Yes, ma'am!" They soonwere looking around, picking up weapons, and putting them in crates.Anko soon picked up a magnum, and examined it. Huh. How can somethingthis smal and blunt be so harmfull?" She asked. You wanna see? Here."Will took the gun, aimed it up high, then pulled the trigger, forcingAnko to block her ears from the loud sound. After a few seconds, abird fell to the ground, obviously dead."Well, atleast we have dinnertonight, huh?" Will said as John sweatdropped. "Uh, yeah." Ankolooked amazed at the weapon. "Hey, mind if I try it out?" She asked,reaching for the weapon.

However, before she could grab it, Will jerked away. "Sorry, theseweapons are property of the UNSC." He said. Anko growled a bit, butdecided that in order to get it, she would have to use _that_ way.She strutted to Will, which made him nervous, as she made him sit ona bench, sit on his lap, and say, "Oh, please? Wouldn't a big, strongsweetie like you just let me try it out for a little bit?" She saidseductively. "Uh...I...uh..." Will said as his hand went numb, whichlet Anko quickly grab it. "Real smooth, man." Jon said as he pattedhis friend's shoulder. Anko looked at the weapon before pointing thebarrel to her own head. The two quickly jumped on her and took theweapon. "What the..? What was that for?" Anko yelled loudly. "Trustme, Anko, don't point the barrel at yourself unless you have a deathwish." John said as he pointed at the barrel of the gun.

Anko was a bit confused, but shrugged it off. "Ah, well, enoughfighting. Let's just get these supplies and head back." "Yes, ma'am!"Anko looked at them. "Why do you always go like that?" Will walkedup. "It's usually used for those of authority. Sort of like respect."Anko smiled mischieviously. "Oh? So that means I can do _anything_with you guys?" Both John and Will facefaulted with blushes. John gotup to yell no, but his eyes got sight of something. He quickly walkedover to it, and saw that it was some sort of weird laser. It washuge, green, and whatever. He picked it up, and headed back to thetwo. "Hey, Will, look at this." John said as he held out the laser.Will looked at it for a bit before looking at Will. "Hey, wasn'tsomething like this shown on Halo 3 beta?" "Yeah, I think it wascalled, uh, oh yeah, a Spartan Lasor."

Will looked at it. "Weird, wonder why i-" He stopped in mid sentencebefore panicking. "Hey, dude, what's wrong?" John asked. "Dude! Don'tyou know? Halo 3's out!" Will said. At this,John also started topanic. The two were panicking for a while before Anko made them hiteachother with their heads, giving them a headache. "Thanks, weneeded that." John said. John just got the lasor, got up on a highcliff, and aimed high. "Hey, Will, check this out! I'MA FIRIN' MAHLAZOR!" John yelled as Will laughed hystarically. "SHOOP DAH HOOP!"John yelled as the laser fired in the air. In a few moments, a birdfell to the ground, and was roasted. "Meh, would have settled forfried chicken, but, oh well." Anko looked at the weapon in shock."CAN i SEE THAT?" Anko yelled as she jumped for the weapon. But Johnwas quick, and went past Anko. "Sorry, but you know why." Anko

growled again, and was about to do the same trick, but John had thelaser aimed at her, and she knew that that thing could be the end ofher, so she left them alone. "Were you really gonna shoot her?" Willasked. "Nah, that would make problems, and I don't want to killsomeone. Besides, this thing only has 4 shots left." He said as heslung the weapon over his shoulder.

(2 hours later.)

The three had everything packed up, and now they had to take themback on the vehicles. Anko looked at the warthog for a moment. "Howis this big thing gonna take us back to the village?" Will walked up."It's easy. Jump in and I'll-" "Hold on a minute!" John yelled."There are still some more vehicles back here, so one of us is gonnahave to stay behind to get one of them to speed up the process." Johnsaid. "Oh, yeah." "So I suggest that we play ro-" John didn't get tofinish as Will jumped in with Anko and drive off, leaving John toyell out words that don't need to be repeated. Defeated, he walked upto a ghost, got in, and drove off after them.

(1 hour later.)

The two spartans were now in Tsunade's office. John was gonna killWill later for leaving him behind like that, but now, they were busy.They put the weapons and vehicles in the storage room behind theHokage tower."So, I trust everything went alright?" Tsunade asked."Yes, ma'am, everything we-huh?" John said surprised. Tsunade wantedto know what was up, but Will couldn't answer either, as he was inthe same state. "According to this, there's been an update to xbox."John said. "It says if we want to update it, and, if we don't, we'llbe, 'signed off.'" Not wanting to see what signed off was, theypushed 'yes', and suddenly, everything looked white.

In a moment, they were in a big blue void, with weird choruses goingaround. "What the? What happened? Will asked frantically. "I don'tknow, but Will? Doesn't this seem...familiar?" John asked his friend.Will looked at it for a moment, before saying. "Yeah, it does." Aftera moment of realization, both jumped, yelling, "Yeah, this must beHalo 3!" Suddenly, big blue screens popped up in front of them,asking if they wanted to update their armor. The two looked ateachother, shrugged, and pressed yes. In a moment, they weresurrounded by several different combinations for their armor. In amoment, they chose out everything, when suddenly, there was a bigflashed. As soon as it died down, it showed the two spartans, back inthe Hokage office. But, for some reason, Tsunade looked shocked.Curious, they looked at eachother, and were shocked themselves. Theyboth had different armor.

John's armor was now, instead of his old colors, now completelysteel-colored. helmet was somewhat similiar to his hold one, but hada different-shaped visor, and looked somewhat of a different rank. Healso had heavy shoulder attachments, and a pack with a combat knifeon his chest. Will's armor was also different. Instead of being hisold colors, he was now completely normal blue. He had samurai pads onhis shoulders, a sort of neck brace around his neck that reached hischest, and his head was styled after some sort of old Japanesestatue. "Duuuuuuuude..."The two whispered. "W-what happened to youtwo? You say there's an update, you disappear, then reappear lookingdifferent!" Tsunade yelled. John looked at her. "Inside voicesplease.(yeah, that's how I am in real life too. So polite, it's

annoying. I try to stop, but, it's permanent. Crap.) About this,well, we pressed 'yes', and suddenly, we were taken to some sort ofvoid, and, in there, we found different armor styles. We chose themout, then, poof, we're here!"

John looked at Will."Hayabusa armor?" John asked as Will nodded. "Youknow how I am of Japanese culture!" Will looked at him. "ODST helmetwith EVA shoulders and CQB chest? That sounds a bit like an ODST if Iwere mistaken." He said as John shrugged. "You know how I feel aboutthem. You know our motto, _Feat first into hell._ He said. "What doesthat mean?" Tsunade asked. "Well, ODST's are specially trainedsoldiers who go into battle after falling at high altitudes, and theword, hell (dear Lord, I despise that word.), refers to war." Johnsaid. Tsunade nodded a bit before leaning back. "Lady Hokage! LadyHokage!" A chunin yelled as he barged in. "Lady Hokage! Just now,with the weapons, there appeared even more items!" The Chunin lookedat them. "Did you guys change?" "Oh, yeah, we-" Tsunade hit them bothover the head. "No time for that! Let's head down there!" Everyonecomplied as they headed for the storage building."

MS: (cough, cough.) Ugh, hope you enjoyed it. I'll try to get thenext one up soon.

Jiraiya: Yeah, right.

MS: (presses button.)

(suddenly, a hunter comes up and stands above JIraiya.)

Hunter: Grrrrrrrrr...

Jiraiya: Meep.

6. beep boop, open damn it!

**A/n: okay I miscounted its NOW one more chapter to my story.**

MS: Hey guys, MS here! Hey, sorry for the long wait since I posted Iwas recontinuing this story, but the problem is that I chose areeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaly bad time to recontinue it. But now, I'm good togo, so get ready! Also, I've gotta say, ever since I recontinued thisstory, I've received a lot more reviews, favorite story mail,favorite author mail, etc. It seems that old 'hold on until later'tactic worked here! Don't worry, though. I'm not doing it again.Well, here's the next chapter!

(sorry, no witty dialogue in the beginning credits this time)

"So how much closer?"

"Shut up! It's just a bit farther"

Sighing, John continued to follow the ANBU team along with his friendWill. They had only gotten the message of the equipment appearing afew hours beforehand, and before they knew it, they were being forcedto walk along a trail behind ANBU towards the spot. ANBU that, mightI add, were having their tails handed to them from their firstencounter. John just looked around, and then added a sort of rhythmto his steps, something typical for when he's bored. "Hooooooome,

home on the ra-"

"NO! NO MORE DAMN SINGING!"

The ANBU were also notably more grumpy since their last encounter.This was no problem for John since he was an expert and daydreamingand staying on the task at hand.

'_Thank you, boring classes'_

He imagined the usual thing: Spartans in Naruto. Yeah, he alreadythought of this before. His classes were THAT boring.

'_Gee, and you'd think English would be more lively with all of thestories.'_

As he thought he looked towards the sky, yet another trait he hasadopted from his time in highschool. This is a pretty decent traitconsidering it kills time and allows you to be in your own world.However, there are a few problems. One is that you can't hear athing-

"Hey bucket head, stop. Hey, I said stop. Dude, you're a bit tooclose for comfort-I SAID STOP!"

(CRASH)

-And you don't see where you're going.

Right now, he was laying on his back after falling down a small hillhe should have been paying attention to. Pretty soon, he realizedthat there was something missing. Some key aspect that he needed toremember for the sake of the mission. Yet he couldn't figure itou-

"!"

Oh. Right.

Grunting, John got up and looked down at the ANBU he flattened. TheANBU was lucky that the soil underneath him was soft enough,otherwise he would have to have been treated. John looked up towardsthe top of the hill.

"HEY GUYS! YOU'RE GOOD TO GO!

"No wait, I-"

(BAM!) (BAM!) (BAM!) (BAM!)

Too late. Pretty soon, not only was there another Spartan on top ofthe ANBU, but also his entire squad. Everyone looked around a bit,wondering where the sound came from, before setting their sightsbelow them. Will lazily got up as the ANBU immediately jumped up withembarrassment at what just occurred. The ANBU then jumped up, coveredin dirt, twigs, etc. He seemed indifferent, but you could practicallysense the bloodlust from the guy. He then marched up towards John andpointed a finger at him.

"WHAT. THE. HELL. WAS. THAT."

"Heheh, sorry about that. I actually expected you to have gotten upbefore they came down."

The ANBU was twitching several times, gripping and releasing thehandle of his blade continuously.

"Don't do that again. Hear me?"

"Then don't fall under me again."

For several minutes, all everyone could hear were words that any kidwould be beaten for if his mother heard him. He then marched towardsthe underbrush with his team following him post-haste, leaving Johnand Will.

"…..Dude seems angry."

" REALLY? How could you tell? I mean, apart from the aura, theconstant profanity, and the angry stomping? Very observant."

"Shut it. Anyway, do you think it's safe to follow them?"

"I don't kno-"

"YOU EITHER FOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW OR I'LL SHOVE THIS SWORD UP EACH OFYOUR SHINY METAL ASSES!"

The two didn't need to hear it a second time. From there on, the trekwas quiet. Very soon, however, they came across what looked like twoships: One dark green and blocky in design, and the other purple andsmooth with a lot of debris from what looked like a crash littered onthe ground. Cautiously, they went to the door to the green ship.Needless to say, the door was huge. Both John and Will grabbed a partof the door and began pulling.

(CLANG!)

(THUD!)

Despite the best efforts of the two, it seems the door didn't open.Clearly proven when the two fell backwards onto the soil. Getting up,they looked at the door more closely, and looking to the right, theyfound a keypad.

"…why didn't we notice that before?"

Will shrugged as they looked at the keypad. It seemed to take anycode from any number of letters to a maximum of 30, which would makethis difficult. All that was under it was the phrase:

_No matter how far into the war one goes, the first loss in a war isone of the worsts._

Rubbing the back of his helmet, Will turned to John. "Any ideas,dude?" he asked?

"I'm thinking, I'm thinking." He paused for a moment. "Well, this hasto do with Halo, so I think we have to put something in relating toit."

"Right! Well, it said first loss, and the first thing they lost wasthe Pillar of Autumn, right?"

John shrugged. "Go for it."

Turning to the keypad, Will put in the followingnumbers:

74552763288855

He then pressed enter, and the device went silent. Suddenly, thedevice flashed two glowing red letters:

ACCESS DENIED

"What? Hold on, hold on. Uh, maybe they mean the Spartans, like theysaid?"

Will then put in a different code.

7727826

ACCESS DENIED

"This is bull! What else is there?"

While Will was ranting, John moved up a bit. "Maybe….."

Will turned to his friend.

John thought for a moment and then turned to Will. "…maybe it's notjust the games."

John then went up to the machine and thought for a moment. That'swhen it clicked in his mind: The first contact. He then finally knewthe correct phrase.

Slowly, he put in the numbers.

4 H

2 A

7 R

8 V

3 E

7 S

7 T

(click!)

The machine was silent for a moment. Finally, they heard a finalclick as a lot of movement was heard behind the door. After whatseemed like forever, they saw the door, slowly but surely, open widerand wider. Very soon, the door was wide open, and the Spartans were

the first to see what was inside. Needless to say, what was insidemade both of their jaws drop.

"Will?"

"Yeah?"

"I think our stay here just got a little more entertaining."

MS: Phew! Finally finished. Yeah, sorry for ending right here, butI've got some schoolstuff to concentrate on at the moment, but don'tworry! I'll get back on this. Later!

7. ZOMG another spartan

**A/n: its almost time if you've read this far and thinking this iscrap. Well screw you in the face. Keep reading an enjoy.**

MS: Hey guys, MS here! Hey, sorry for the delay, went through a fewthings, but now I'm back! Well, time to get started with this newchapter!

(note: a few people have been asking me about whether or not Masterchief would be in this. I thought it over and decided against it.Don't get me wrong, it's a pretty good idea, it's just that I don'tknow how to write that down)

Will and John were now walking into the large container. Needless tosay, the place seemed bigger on the inside than on the outside. Theplace wasn't big, IT WAS FREAKIN' HUGE! It was loaded as well. Fromwhat they could see, there were rows and rows of UNSC vehicles,weapons, equipments, computers, and everything that would makesomeone with a devious mind practically implode. John started walkingalong, looking at the vehicles. "Well, this is interesting." He said."Wouldn't you think so, Will?"

No answer.

"Will?"

No answer.

From lacking an answer, John turned to see Will practically droolingat what he was looking at, despite the helmet being in the way. Hewalked up to his friend and started waving his hand in front of hisface. "Hey dude, you there?" He started snapping his fingers."Helloooooo." He even tried slapping the back of his head, and stillno response. "Damn, the lights are on, but nobody's home." Suddenly,however, he started to hear a faint whisper."S….sa-scara-sa…..sasasasca…" was all that he heard.

John was getting annoyed at his friend's incoherent babbling, so heturned his head, and saw just why his friend was like that. What hesaw infront of him was a hologram, showing a large, four-leggedstructure, bearing the Covenant insignia. Below the hologram was acomputer scrolling through information. John went up to the computer,and realized that the information was on how to build ascarab.

"Pretty cool."

"Cool! This isn't cool! IT'S FREAKIN' AWESOME!"

"Ok, ok, calm down. Well still, I think you're overreacting."

Will gave him a questionable look. "Why do you think that?" Johnstood a while, trying to hold the urge to punch his friend for hisstupidity. "Dude, we're in the manga Naruto. The manga is aboutmagical ninjas, somewhat-medieval era setting, and legendary demons.Not really the setting for advanced technology."

"But-"

"Not to mention, they don't even know about firearms, even ancientones such as the blunderbuss. How do you think they're going to dothis?"

Will stood there, trying to find an answer. "Well," He began. "Theyhave tv's, vending machines, surveillance cameras, and a lot of otherthings, so I'd imagine they would have the technology forthis."

"Will, really. These things can't even measure up to WWII warfare.I'm sorry, but it's just not enough."

Will just stood there, looking at the ground. John gave a heavy sigh,thinking about how much of an asshole he just acted like."But….suppose that we could make it from the materials in thisroom. Sure, it wouldn't be that advanced at from Covenant technology,and hell, I'm no mechanic aside from working cars, but maybe after abit of trial and error, plus a bit of help from the village, we COULDsucceed in making something." Will smiled at the thought. Ever sincehe saw the Scarab from the second game, he would go on about howsweet it is, and how it should have been a playable vehicle. Athought suddenly clicked in Will's head. "Wait, there was a purplecontainer beside this one, right? Well, it's more than likelyCovenant stuff, so why not use that?"

"…"

John then proceeded to hit himself in the face against the wall forhis own stupidity. "Well, I guess that can work." He said, showing aslight dent in his helmet. "Err….right." John started walking out,until something caught his eye. From what he could see, there wassomething else in the large container: a large tube, and it lookedVERY familiar. He then started walking towards the tube, and put hishand on it.

"_Cold to the touch."_

He looked to the side, and saw a small panel. He took it off of thewall and looked at it.

_Cryotube no. 2623-13B_

_Subject: Spartan-1337_

_Status: Contained_

_Destination: Harvest for reconnaissance mission_

"_I don't believe this."_ John thought.

"Hey Will, come over here!"

Will sprinted towards his friend.

"What? What is it?

He only saw John smirk.

"Looks like we got some backup with us."

MS: Look, I'm really sorry this chapter is short, but it's prettylate right now, and I want to sleep. I just REALLY wanted to postthis. Well, I'll get back to work on this in a little bit. Hopefully,nothing else will put me into the position of labeling this as'discontinued'. -_-; Damn flamers. I know it's customary for someoneto say their ideas, but REALLY! Also, I'm happy, because Halo Reachbeta is supposed to come out. Whoohoo! Also, I'm thinking about doinga chapter making the setting towards Reach, like I made it from Halo2 to 3. If you guys think I should do this, let me know. Well,c'ya!

8. oh why oh why did i press the red button

**A/n: Behold it is I, MasterDV I have come from the lands of forumand abandon stories to bring you the epic re-birth of this series. Ihave been reposting the original chapters to the site[with a littleextra commentary] in order to keep new comers updated on the story.This way the story will make sense(in a way) when I start to changehow the story is written and how the story flows. Although I lovethis story I must say the way some characters were depicted wasatrocious. So the characters will seem different now that I amwriting this. I have came up with a plot and a way to explain how thecharacters got to the 'Naruto' world.**

**Popcornsutton: yes I will make this more interesting but at thecost of its crackness. It will have a formal plot and storylineinstead of random things happening. Not to say this won't be funnyanymore because I do enjoy the saying "IM A FIRING MAH LAZ0R!" thanksfor the review though.**

**Now begin the NEW summoning of Spartans!**

**MS: wow I never thought we would be here again after the authortold us we would be discontinued. I cried many a time afterthat….**

**Jiraiya: how could we be forgotten by-**

**MS: Did I tell you that you could talk!(takes out rocket launcher)do I have to introduce you to again?**

**Jiraiya:(cowering )I'll be good…**

**-BOOM-(wall suddently explodes)**

**MasterDV: never fear I am here, a writer who has taken an interestin you and your story. And your author has given me the legalcontracts to your souls!(pull's out stacks of paper) now all yourbases are belong to me! submit or suffer two thousand moons cyclesworth of torture! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!(Procceds to startblowing stuff up)**

**MS: OK OK. MasterDV does not own Naruto or Halo. Anyone who says hedoes will be shot, surviours will be shot again.(takes cover behindcouch)**

**Jiraiya: no! no! not again AHHHHHHH!**

**MasterDV: yes,say hello to , now suffer my minion. Enjoy thechapter!**

Chapter 8: oh why oh did I press the red button.

Will and john had spent the last half hour trying to figure out howto open the cryo tube housed had the frozen Spartan inside. They hadtyied kicking it, pressing random buttons, trying to un-plug thething from the wall. Basically everything short of getting in thescropian and blasting the damnable thing straight to holyhell.

"Arggggg!" john exclaimed as he sat down next to the cryotube, himand Will had been trying to get the damn thing open and freeing theentombed Spartan. He was curious as hell as to why he was in there.Well the computer had said it was en-route to harvest. But how did heend up here of all places?

John sighed. He was going to get the dude out of there if he wantedanswers.

"Crap, man this thing wont flippin open!" Will yelled out as anotherattempt to open the tube failed.

He kicked the tube with all his might.

-CLANK- -THUD-

"yeouch! Damn it." will fell to the floor as he cradled his injuredfoot. He then noticed the broken panel that was on the floor that,previously, had been covering two buttons.

"hey john, check this out I found two buttons!" he called out to johnas he turned on his flashlight to see the words that were inscribedabove the two buttons.

"I think it's the way to open the tube!" he yelled out once more.John picked himself up and went over to the side his friend was on.He hoped this was the button that open the tube else he would besuper pissed at the machine.

Will took a closer look at the words. 'emergency re-animation'. Hewondered what that meant? Well in any case it had the word emergencyon it so it probably meant something to do with defrosting the man.now which button should he push?

"hey john, there is two buttons here. One is red the other is blue

what do you think I should push." He said this as he moved over toshow john the two mentioned buttons.

John examined the buttons. Now he could prees the red button but inmost cases pressing the red button was vey bad and he didn't want tosee if this thing had a self-destruct system in it. now the bluebutton looked like a safe bet. Blue was a good color not to brightthat usually meant danger. Okay so it was decided, he would press theblue butto-.

"ahh screw it I'm going to take a chance, red button it is!"exclaimed will as he smashed down the red button.

"Will you Idiot! Don't go pressing red buttons haven't you ever seenthe movies-." He then noticed movement from the pod as the dooropened. The frozen air was hissing out like a snake about to attackits prey.

John and will both stood up and peered into the tube of the sleepingSpartan. They watched as the frost melted off the armor of thesleeping Spartan. They soon heard some grumblings coming from theSpartan.

"noo….thats my taco….. mumfxihbbeifi…." The Spartan mumbled ashe came out of cryosleep. Will and john looked at each other. Theyknew what the other was thinking. And even though they had helmetson, they saw each others smirk.

Grabbing his magnum pistol, he put the gun right next to the saprtanshead the barrel pointing upward. He pulled the trigger.

The gun let out a loud, resounding bang. The sound echoing off thewalls of the had the effect of making it 10 times louder.

"HOLY WOMBATS! WHAT GOING ON, WHERE AM I?" the sleeping Spartan hadbeen rudely awakened from his icy slumber. He was very confusedtoo.

"dude you have been sleeping for a hundred years!" will exclaimed ashe came towards the newly awaken Spartan. He was going for theold'your in the future trick'.

" your spaceship crashed landed here a long time ago it took us ahundred years to find you!" john exclaimed as he also came up to theSpartan.

"what the hell are you serious! Wait then that means.. holy crap didwe win the war?" john and will shared a look. They were both smilinglike lunatics, it was a good thing that they had helmets on.

"oh man, he must be talking about the great war." Said john in a verysullen voice, he was trying to appear sadden.

"yeah he must be judging from the time he came from. Look sir a longtime ago there was this war between the covenant and us they won thewar and destroyed our home planet they enslaved us and now we mustcall them our masters, even grunts hold a higher position than us!"will finished in a dramatic voice. He was about to lose it.

Now the newly awakend Spartan had been on cryosleep for the

equalivilant of a couple of months. When a person has gone intocryosleep for any long periods of time the suffer from majordisorientation and are really confused . needless to say anyonecoming out of cryosleep for that long would have beleived that theywere a monkey if some three year old had told them so.

"oh my god, I missed all of this I bet if I would have been there wewould have sent the covies running. I bet you two have sought me outbecause I'm the only hope for freedom. Yes that's tottaly the reason.Fine, I, Spartan 1337, the 'guy' of Spartans, will help you in thisholy quest for freedom now come my disciples we have a race to free!"it was at that time that he noticed the two Spartans rolling on thefloor laughing.

"okay so let me get this straight." The Spartan said as he stareddown the two other Spartans." I'm not in the future."

"yeah but you should had heard yourself when you made your awesomespeech." Will chuckled out, he was still laughing a littlebit.

"okay, now its also not true that the covenant won the war and wereall slaves to grunts?" the Spartan said

"yeah dude I can't believe that you actually believed us." Johnsniggered out. He was about to start laughing again.

"point, so your what your saying is that we somehow ended up in adifferent dimension where people have magical powers and are ninjas,and that you two are not really Spartans but just two kids from aworld where my world is just a video game. And you two play it as themaster chief?" the Spartan had said every thing in a tone inflictionthat just said'WTF'.

"yep that pretty much sums it up." John said.

The Spartan just stared at them for a good long thirtyseconds.

"dude he's starting to creep me out." Will whispered to john. Johngave a nod for a reply.

After a couple more seconds the Spartan finally spoke.

" you two are out of your fucking minds!" the man exclaimed.

"hey language!" said john

" Do you two expect me to believe that we are in another demensionwhere 'magical ninjas' live and that I'm from some video game called'Halo'?"

"Yes." Will and John both said in unison.

" Alright."

"What? really!"

"No you two are crazy I'm out of here." With that the Spartan walkedtowards the door, to see if he could find some way of figuring out

just where he was.

Just as he was doing that an ANBU had walked into the room.

"hey what the hell is taking you guys so long we have been standingout there for a hour now!" the ANBU then saw the new arrival walkingtowards him." Hey who this guys" he directed his question to the twoSpartans that were chasing after the one that was departing.

"oh this guy we found frozen in a cryotube and we just woke him upand he doesn't believe that you ninja's are magical and what not."Will said this as he chased after the departing Spartan(who couldwalk really fast)

The ANBU didn't know if to take these guys seriously or to just thinksometime today he had been hit on the head and was now in a coma andthis was a really bizzare dream. Something told him that this wasreal and that today he would have to drink away this day at theANBU's favorite bar.

"okay so you want me to show him a jutsu." He had figured that themetal man had meant jutsu when he said 'magic' when he described hisnin-jutsu.

"that would be most helpful, thank you." John said to the ANBU as hewatch try to convince the other Spartan to listen to them. He wasn'tdoing too good.

"come on just listen to me and we'll show you that we are notcrazy!".

"why the hell would I listen to two crazy guys now out of my waysolider im on important UNSC business so I do not need two AWOLsoilders to keep me from-" he paused as he said this. He took a lookat the Spartan in front of him."speaking of that, what are twosoliders doing here, if I re-call I had no back up with me and yourSpartan armor is not familiar with any ones I've seen. So what areyou two doing here?" the Spartan had finally had stopped walking andwas now staring holes into Will's head.

Will really didn't like the way he was looking at him."look we arntSpartans we told you we are just normal civilizations and we somehowgot sucked into this dimension. We then woke up in the forest withour Spartan armor on!" Will told the Spartan. He was stil figuringout for himself what was going on so he really couldn't give a betterexplanation.

Just then as the Spartan was about to reply he ducked and tackledwill to the ground. A water-dragon missile flew right over theirheads. They knew it was a water dragon due to the fact that thewatery mass turned around and looked directly at them before itdissipated.

Spartan 1337 was in a state of shock. He couldn't believe what he hadjust saw. A magical water dragon there was only one thing to say at atime like this.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" the man exclaimed as he got up off theground.

Will got up himself and dusted himself off. He grabbed ahold of theshocked man. he uttered the one thing that seemedappropriate.

"Welcome to the world of ninja's."

**A/n: well its official, the story has continued! It wasn't verylong but it's the thought that counts right? Well I want you to tellme if its good or bad. Tell me if the writing was good or if it wasbad. And, of coarse, tell me if you liked the story. I need reviewsand I need them now the more reviews the faster I write. So pleasegive plenty. Shout out to killermaverick the original author of thisstory. I hope his future stories are as good as this one.**

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9. Controller? Ha! I am the controller

**Chapter 9**

**A/N: MasterDV here again with a update to this random bag of fun wecall a story. Im sorry I took so long to update but my laptopimploded and all the chapters I had planned to post were lost. Thereason why it imploded was because I was downloading a dj softwareand it cost money so I tried to get it for free….lets just say whenI clicked on the file, it didn't go so well with mycomputer.**

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**~awesometransition~**

Will was happily enjoy the ride back to the village. After they

calmed spartan 1337 down they decided that they should go out andsearch the surrounding areas foor more containers like the one theyfound today. He wanted the help of some ninja for this job so it wasdecided that they( will, john, and spartan1337) would go back to thehokage and ask her for some ninja to help them.

So here he was riding shotgun in the worthog with john at the wheeland spartan1337 on gunner.

Sure they had found worthogs that were transport units and didn'thave the big 75mm turrent attaced to it but hey, it looked superbadass rolling through the village like that.

"Hey Will."John broke the silence."How long have we been here?" Johnasked.

Will thought for a second. " I don't know a day or two maybe. Why doyou ask?" Will responded back. "why do you ask?"

"Well I was thinking, since we are here doesn't that mean we aren'tin the real world anymore. Surely you think that someone has by nownoticed that we have gone missing?" John took a look at Will.

" Ok first off. Don't call me shirley." John smacked him upside thehead but Will still chuckled at his joke. "second. Yeah I think yourright. We had no way of knowing that we would be sucked into our xboxand chucked out into a manga, we also don't know when we can get backor even IF we can get back." Will said seriously.

John took a moment to consider that. He knew that his friend wasright. They had no idea of the circumstances of what brought them tothis world. For all they knew, going in meant that there was no goingout. He didn't like that thought very much. He still wanted to seehis family and he still wanted to see his other friends. But thiswasn't a normal situation, they could be stuck here permanently.

"We need to find a way to take us back out of here. While this is allfun and what not we do not belong here and froom what I remember ofthe naruto series, its only going to get harder and we might have tofight someone like orochimaru or even orochimaru himself!" Johnexplained to Will.

"yeah I know what you mean. If only we could go into the dashboardand just turn off the game. That would be good. "

John considered that. They had gone onto the dashboard once before.It was when they had updated he was sure that the place they were inlooked like the Xbox 360's dashboard. But how was he supposed to callup something like that. It wasn't like he had a controller that hecould just push a button. It would also wasn't like he could justwill it up by just saying 'dashboard'.

It was that moment when everything froze. He noticed that everythingtook on a grayish hue and that everything was frozen. Well everythingbut him and Will.

"john whats happening? Are we updating again?" will said will he tooka look around the area.

"I don't know Will but I don't think so. Its weird, I was just think

that I wished I could just call up the dashboard and right when Ithought that everything just froze." It was then that he noticed,what appeared to be a giant floating screen infront of them that hada list of options.

"will take a look at this." John pointed towards the screen.

Will took a look at the giant options screen. It had a list of thebasic options of whenever someone hit the xbox guide button. Butthere was some new ones: _END SESSION, SAVE GAME, CHEATS._

There was cheats?...

"John I think this is the way to leave Naruto world!" Willexclaimed.

"Sweet! Well I guess that takes care of that problem. Butwait…."john said in a hesitant voice

"yes john?" will pressed.

"what if we cant return here after we leave? I mean while I do wantto see my family and friends again this is a extrodinary happening.What if we cant return here?" john said in a somewhat upset voice.While he did like living in the real world. This was quite possiblythe greatest thing to happen to happen to him in his entire life. Hewould hate to lose a experince like this.

"John I don't know John but I think we have to take that risk. WhileI'll admit I love being here and all that, I think that the realworld is more important than this world." Will grabbed his friend bythe shoulder.

John let out a sigh. Will was right, the real world was moreimportant that this fantasy world.

"Alright then. Lets take a chance, now how do we control this?" johntook a look up at the floating screen.

They both sat there for a minute before will broke the silence.

" Hey, you said that you willed this thing up so why don't you try towill the options to be highlighted." Will explained to John.

" Hmmm. Think that could work."john said. "alright lets try it." Johnclapped his hands together.

John stared intensely at the screen and vizulized the option: _ENDSESSION. _To activate, and sure enough it did!

Right as he was about to congradulate himself a warning screen poppedup.

_WARNING!_

_If you chose to end your session now, all unsaved data will be lost.if you have saved your game then press continue._

Both Will and john looked preplexed at the screen. Save game? Howwere they….

"hey john remember that save game option on the Xbox guide screen.There was a option to save the game. I think we can save there." Willcalled out to his friend.

"awesome sauce! Lets save this mofo!"

John willed it to cancel, which sent them back to the main screen. Hethen activated the save screen and saw three file slots. He chose thefirst one and saved the game.

He then went back and chose to end session again.

"Will you ready for this? I don't know what will happen when I endthe game."John looked towards his best friend.

" Yeah im ready john. Press the button." Will said.

John took a deep breath. He closed his eyes and willed it tocontinue. He then felt himself start to fall and fellunconcious.

~awesometransition~

Will woke up and was startled to see that they were back in hisliving room. He looked to his side to see his friendunconcious.

"hey buddy wake up." Will shook his friend

"huh? What's it- whats going on." John said as he woke up.

"dude I dont know if I just had the crazyiest dream ever or if thatwas real."will said to his friend

"did it involve me and you in spartan armor in the Naruto world afterwe had just got sucked into our Xbox and anko really wanted ourspartan lazor?" John questioned, as he sat up.

Will just shook his head.

"well it seems that we both had the same crazy dream or that justhappened my friend."

They both came to the same conclusion.

"holy crap dude! That was so awesome! We were spartans and we got todrive worthogs and ghosts. We even got to shoot off the imfamousspartan lazor!" Will exclaimed excitedly.

" Yeah I know I was there! But whatg if we cant go back?" john saidseriously

Will deflated. But he suddently got up and grabbed acontroller.

"well I guess theres omly one way to find out right?" will said as hestarted up the console again.

John picked up a controller and turned it on. They both then signed

into their profiles.

"I hope this works" john said to his friend.

"I do too." He then pressed the A button and activated the game.

At first nothing happened. Which really disappointed the two teens.But then they saw a seal glow from right underneath them.

They both disappered in a flash of brightlight.

~awesometransition~

It had been over a week since Will and john had left the re-enteredthe 'game'( as John liked to call it) and they had both decided thatthey wouldn't go back into the 'game' till the weekend. They both hadfound out that upon entering the 'game' world, that time moveddiffrently in there. What had been a day was only a hour in the realworld. So they decided that they would spend there free time on theweekends going into the 'game'. They assigned them selves, duringthat week, some task's to do while they werent in the 'game' firstoff they would get caught up on the Naruto manga so that they wouldhave at least some knowledge of future events that were to happen tothe blonde's world. They werent quite sure why they had been foundthis amazing portal to the Naruto world. But hey they werentcomplaining. So during that week they spent what time they couldreading the Naruto volumes. They had gotten up to the arc inshippuden when the new team 7 had to travel to the bridge of heavenand earth to meet sasori's spy in orochimaru's ranks when the weekendrolled by.

~awesometransition~

The bell had just gome off, ending the last period of the day. Willwas excited for this day to come. He had told John that they wouldmeet as his house and go into the 'game' after school. Will was soexcited that he couldn't keep the grin off his face.

"whats got you so happy?" a voice asked from right next to him.

Will took a look at the side of him to see his friend and fellowNaruto enthusist: Rena.

"huh? Oh its nothing its just uhh.. that I got the new halo 3 game. Ihear it's the best one in the entire series!" Will lied. It wasn'tthat he didn't want to tell his friend about the portal into herfavorite manga world. It was just that he and john decided that itwould be best that they told no one of this less they be thoughtinsane. They werent sure if they could bring others into the 'game'with them and they didn't want to take a chance like that.

" oh cools." Rena said." so whats the deall with you borrowing all ofmy Naruto manga lately? I knew you liked it but I would have thoughtyou would have just watched the anime." Rena questioned him.

"well, uhh, you know my best friend John right?" will asked. Renanodded her head." Well he recently took an intrest to the series andhe wanted to read it and I figured 'hell I'll get caught up myself'." Will explained to the girl.

Rena seemed to accept that explantion." So you have any plans thisweekend?" Rena asked curiously.

"not really I was just going to play new game this weekend so I mightbe….indisposed of this weekend." Will answered.

Rena giggled." Well good luck with that then. Anyway see you nextweek." Rena said as she took off towards her bus stop.

Will sighed. He was lucky to come up with a good lie on the spot.Usually he was a terrible liar but it seemed he had some lucktoday.

Still will let his grin slide back onto his face as he walked his wayhome.

~awesometransition~

Will and john were in will's living room. They had infomed thereparents that they were going to a friends house and that theywouldn't be back for a couple of hours. This was so there parentswouldn't get suspicious of where they had disappered off to.

Both john and will signed into their xbox profiles and were about tostart the 'game'

"john you ready for this?" will asked his friend not even botheringto keep the excitement out of his voice.

"as ready as I allways will be be Will." John answered back withanticipation lacieing his voice.

They both took a hold of their controlers and pressed A at the sametime.

The floor lit up with the seal and they once again disappered in abright light.

~**End chapter~**

**A/n: wow wee this chapter took me all a good three hours tocomplete. I know its short but hey what are you gonna do when youcomputer blows up and the chapters you had been working on aregone.**

**You write a short chapter to please the masses that's what youdo.**

**Anyway I liked that I have been getting lots of reviews for mywork. It makes me happy and excited that people are reading this andlike it. I don't know how many like this story but I know that tenpeople do. And that's good enough for now. Sorry I took so long toupdate I had planned on posting a longer chapter but as youknow….**

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10. The Covenant

Summoning of Spartans

Chapter 10: First assignment

**masterDV here again with the next update to the S.U.S series. Imsorry for the long update time but as I said before my laptop hasbeen broken. Key word, has, been broken. My laptop has been repairedand all my files are still intact. I can't believe this is my mostpopular storie, who would've thought that this story would become mymain writing project. But enough rabble its time for thestory!**

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**: yes I know, I cant belive my laptop is finally fixed. I am sohappy!**

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**: no way! Knowing you there would be a porno scene every twoparagraphs.**

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**transition tiem!**

"so why are we out here again?" Will asked john as they walkedthrough the forest.

"will cant you pay attention to something every once in awhile? Thehokage sent us out on a simple delivery mission to a nearbyvillage."john replied as he step over a large tree root.

"hey if it doesn't involve kicking some butt or sandwiches' it's notimportant enough to pay attention to." Will said.

John turned his head to will while he continued to walk. " dudewhat's with you and sandwiches? "

"Dude, me and sandwhiches are like naruto and ramen. I like them thatmuch." Will salivated at the thought of the different type ofsandwiches.

John rolled his eyes at his fellow Spartan." Well, like I was sayingbefore. Tsunade sent us on a delivary mission. Remember what shesaid?"

**flashback**

_Will and john stood infront of the Hokage in her office, they hadbeen summoned there after they had gotten back to the village. Afterwalking to hokages office(which took forever since they still had noidea as too where they were in the village) they had to wait for thehokage to call them into her office before she spoke tothem._

"_your late, I had to move up my schedule because of you guys." Shesaid, clearly not pleased._

_Will rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment. "Were sorry wegot lost,and john has the worst sense of direction."_

"_hey everybody knows that if you see a cataplillar hatching from hiscoccon that means your traveling north!" John saidindignantly._

_The other people in the room sweat-dropped at that statement.Tsunade simply sighed, the matter of them being late wasn't importantshe had a job that needed to be done. This was the perfect test tosee how competent these two metal soldiers were. While she could'ntsense anychakara in them that didn't mean they might not have otherskills. She pulled out a scroll from here desk. 'well better get thisover with'. She thought. _

"_you weird metal soldiers aren't just gonna stay in my villageslacking off and causing trouble. So for now we are going to hire youtwo as mercenaries for the village. We can't make you official ninjaof the village as you two obviously aren't shinobi. But I can hireyou two as mercenaries without the council houding me much, as HokageI have the right to do so." Tsunade explained as she was seated ather desk._

"_any questions?" Tsunade raised a eyebrow at the twoSpartans._

_They both shook their heads. _

"_Good." Tsuande smiled at them. " Here's your first mission. Thedetails are in the scroll." She said as she tossed said scroll atthem. "good luck you two."_

**end flashback**

"oh yeah…" Will said as he raised his head in the classic 'thinkingposition'. "she had a sandwich on her dead. I belive it was lunchtime when we got there." John just simply gave his friend hispatented evil-eye. Though he had a helmet on Will knew better not tofurther antagonize his friend when he gave him that look. Even if hecouldn't see it, he just knew his friend was looking at him like

that.

"so what are we supposed to be delivering anyway." Will asked

John took out the scroll once more and read the item. " it says thatwe are to head to a near village and deliver some documents to thelocal leader of the village. Sounds easy enough for a ninja mission Imean whats the worst that could happen?"

Oh the sweet sweet irony.

**scene break**

~A couple hours prior to the last scene~ ~Orbit around the planet~

A Giant vessel drifted through the silence of space. It was biggerthan anything ever human made with a white bulbous front. The vesselwas damaged as there was sections of the ship that was completelygone.

Inside the ship sat a creature, it was bigger than most grown men, itwas humanoid in body composition but in looks it was completelyalien. It wore shiny gold armor that cover its chest, parts of thelegs and arms, and a helmet.

This creature sat at what looked like a throne that floated off theground. There were other creatures like it in the room with differenttypes of armor and color. There were other creatures in the largeroom and they seemed to be working at the control panels ofholographic screens.

The creature in the gold armor was listening to the report of theother creatures like him.

"shipmaster the ship is in bad shape. 30% of the ship hasdiassappeared. And the frigate vessel that was carrying that bomb wasno where to be found. We are glad to report that the reactor wasuntouched and the engines are still working. But most weapons systemsare offline." The elite reported.

The shipmaster thought upon the status of the ship. The ship wasn'tin good condition navigations were offline, weapons as well. They hadno idea where they were. They were sure that they weren't at thehuman installation _reach_ as the hierarchs liked to call it. Thiswas a new planet and they couldn't scan the surface due to some typeof energy interference and to make matters worse he had lost 10% ofhis crew. They had simply disappeared.

"This isn't good lieutenant. I want the engineers to get to work onrepairing the _Ifinate_ _grace. _I want the ship to be in workingorder in a three cycles. In the mean time. Field commander what isthe satus on the prelimanery search team?"

A elite in silver armor rose up." The teams have been assembled andare being prepped for planet exploration sir."

"Good" the shipmaster said." Make sure that if they come acrosswhatever is causing the energy interference they are to immediatelymark the location and send for more personal." The shipmaster orderedhis men. He hoped that whatever was causing this disturbance was

sometype of relic. Perhaps when he got his ship back into covanentspace he could report his findings to the prophets and recive apromotion. Oh yes that sounded wonderfull.

**scene break**

Will and john had been walking for half a day and while they had beenused to walking long distances they were still getting tired.

"How far is this place?" Will complained.

"Stop being a baby we should be close to the-" john saw smokenearby." See were here, come on." John ran ahead.

"Hey wait up!" Will chased after john into the village. Only to findthat the village was destroyed and people lying on the floordead.

John was staring wide eyed at the place, as was Will. Snapping outhis shock he pulled out his assult rifle that was strapped to hisback.

"What the hell happened here?" will shouted to john.

"I don't know, and be quite. Whoever did this might still be here.I'll look around for surviours. You see if you can radio 1337 back inthe village see if he cant get a squad of medics and ninjas overhere." John ordered Will, becoming completely serious.

"a-alright man. Woah this is too much." Will said as he startedtrying to call 1337.

John carefully crept along the road as he surveyed the damage to thevillage. Some places were on fire .

There was bodys lining the streets and all had the same type ofwound. He had seen it multiple times before. It was plasma burns, butthat was impossible. There was no way that they could possibly behere. It couldn't be.

"uhh john!" will called out him.

"what is it Will?" john said without turning around. Still studyingthe dead body.

"We sorta have a problem."

"what is it-" john turned around to see a covenant drop ship hoveringdirectly overhead.

"Yeah that is a problem." John said.

He had to quickly dive for cover behind a stone pillar as the shipstarted to rain fire at them.

**A/n: sorry for the long update time but I have been working and Iwas sorta procrastinating I hope you can forgive me though. I had tocut this chapter short because as you can see my stupid computer isdoing something stupid and it wont listen.**

**Anyway, yeah the covenant, bet yeah didn't expect that one. Iwanted to bring the covenant in so as to even the odds. The twoSpartans will be taking on the canon villains and with guns at theirdisposle it will be pathetically easy to deat them due to the factthat they have superior weapons. So the covenant will even the odds abit.**

**I thank all of you who reviewed the story. It makes me happy thatyou write them. I wish that you all would write them they don't haveto be long and anyone can do it even if you don't have an account.**

**One last thing is I need some suggestions. I have no idea as to howI am going to incorporate 1337 into the story. I only kept him inbecause the older author had put him in it. Had it been me I would'nthave put him in but I want to keep the story the same as if theoriginal author had wrote it. So please review some responses.**

**Well thanks for reading and once again pleasereview.!**

MasterDV

11. Firefight

Summoning of Spartans: chapter11

Firefight.

**A/n:whats up here's another chapter coming right at you. Lastchapter the two wayward Spartans were sent on a misson to deliver apackage to a nearby village. Upon arriving there they found it to bedestroyed. It was then that the covenant showed up and ambushed thetwo Spartans. Will our hero's be alright?**

**Also I would like to say thanks to all of you who reviewed the lastchapter It makes me really happy when you do. Keep it up I want toget lots of reviews!**

: woah its tiem for a action chapter, ive been waiting for one!

MS: well the people who read this story want comedy, this chaptershouldn't even happen. We shouldvr gone with my idea instead.

: the one with the musical scene and the flying ninja squirls? Uh, uhno way I'm going to write that.

Jiraiya: you two have no idea what a good story is, there needs to bemore fan-service! It needs more moe and sexy neko-girlswith-

(smacks jiraiya with the gravity hammer) shut up! My work isfantastic. Now you have displeased me. Perform theretribution!

Jiraiya: (sigh) MasterDV does not own Halo or Naruto. Nor will heever will.

**dat chapter begin**

A few more explostions sounded off as John hid behind the stonepillar. They had been firing at them for a minute now and he was surethat they were going to deploy their troops soon. If John couldn'tget to Will in before that they would surely be in trouble.

"Will!" john called through the com. "are you alright, hows yourshields?"

It was a few seconds before Will replied, "I'm fine. My shields aregood as well but I'm pinned down over here by this collapsed house.Don't know how much longer my cover is going to hold out."

"don't worry Will I have a plan. Do you still have that prototypegrenade laucher pistol we picked up from the armory before we left?"john asked.

"uhh…" will checked his equipment that he had and saw that he hadthe pistol still straped to his thigh." Yeah its right here. I don't'see how this is going to help though."

"okay listen carefully, on the count of three I want you to shootthat at the ground between the two places were taking cover at. Thisshould create a smoke screen for a couple of seconds. I want you torun towards me while I draw the enemys fire. Once you get over herewe should be able to retreat and get a better standing point." Johnordered into the com.

"alright john on your mark." Will replied.

John brought out his assult rifle and made sure that the weapon hadits safety off. He took a quick breath before he took a quick peekbehind his cover. Immediately the ship shot another bolt of plasma athim. It didn't hit him but the splash damage took a portion of hisshields out. He waited till they were at full charge before hestarted his count." Get ready Will. 3….2…1…MARK!"

Will shot the grenade off at the designated point. The was anexplostion as the grenade hit its mark, sending rubble and debrisflying. This provided the smokescreen that will needed to cross thedistance between him and his friend.

John saw his friend running towards him and quickly popped out of hiscover. He squeezed the trigger and sent out a barrage of bulletstowards the drop ship. Of coarse the ship focused on him and startedto send multiple shots at him. He dodge them but they still took outhis shields due to splash damage. He kept this up till he had to takecover, less he want to be burned by those plasma bolts. He soon sawWill leaping behing the stone pillar with him.

"good job to see you got here without much trouble." John said toWill.

"John we have to get out of here. We don't have the right equipmentto take on a dropship. Hell even in the games we just wait for themto leave unless we have a scorpion tank." Will said.

"what about calling 1337?"

Will shook his head." Wont work, there are no radio towers to boostthe signal of our transmission. The com's only work because it's ashort range signal." Will explained.

"okay how many of those grenades that you can launch, do you have?"john asked.

"about two." Will said as he checked his ammo reader.

"good that will be enough." John said as he reloaded his assultrifle." I want you to see if you can take out the plasma turrent onthat thing. If we can take it out we should be able to get into theforest before they can drop their troops. We then will have theadvantage of the forest to give us cover." Will nodded, understandingthe plan.

"ok john give me cover fire while I aim for the turrent." Will movedpositions behind a fallen wall. Thankfully the gunner on the shiphadn't seen him move there.

John started running for another pillar across from himself as hefired his rifle at the drop ship. The gunship turrent sent someplasma right at him attempting to hit him.

Will took aim at the gun ship. He made sure he got the trajectoryright, but he couldn't be sure. He was never good with these types ofguns."stupid modern warfare…." Will grumbled to himself. He checkedhis aim one last time before he pulled the trigger. The littlegrenade fired and flew through the air but it didn't hit its intendedtarget. It hit near it but it didn't destroy the turrent. Will dovefor cover before he even had time to curse about his crappy aim. Thegun turrent swilved over at him at started to send a barrage of superheated death at him. Will was thankful for all the times he hadplayed Halo to know when it was time to take cover.

"What was that?" johns voice came over on the comm. "you had a clearshot with that thing and you missed!"

"well sorry! You know I'm a terrible shot, im better with up closeguns and you know that." Will said to his friend.

"yeah I always have to carry the team whenever we play onlinematchmaking." John shot back at his friend.

"whatever! Now's not the time to be arguing over who sucks the mostwith accuracy-"

"which is you"

"Shut your face! Alright I have another shot left if you can distractit one more time I should be ablw to hit it." Will explained to john,as he fired off a couple of bursts form his battle rifle.

"alright! On 3, 1…2…3!"

John once again took off running from his cover. He shot a couplemore rounds from his assult rifle at the gun ship. He was headingtowards the forest as it was further away, it gave the gunship moreof a incentive to shoot at him.

Will aimed the shot more carefully than he had done before. _'pleaselet this hit, please let this hit!'_ Will chanted in his head. Heheld his breath and pulled the trigger. The grenade once again flewthrough the air but this time it hit its mark. The turrent explodedin a plume of fire and metal shrapnel. Will imdiately took offrunning towards the forest where john was waiting. He was near theforest edge when a bolt of plasma flew right past his head. He didn'thave to turn around to guess that the gunship had dropped its troopsand they were now pursing them.

John was firing at the small crown of aliens. But most the shots wereblocked by jackle energy shields. He managed to kill a grunt beforeWill had made it into the forest with him. They immediately took offinto the forest in the genral direction of where they had come from.John saw a couple of large blips on his motion sensor. He looked upto see two more ships passing over them.

"we have company will!" john said as he reloaded.

"this is not how I wanted my first ninja mission to go! Now I knowhow naruto feels!"

**meanwhile**

Back at konoha naruto had the strangest feeling as if somewhere histwo new metal friends now understood him a little more. That wasweird where had that feeling come from. Oh well he had to meet sakuraat the hospital to see sasuke. Granny tsunade said it was okay to seehis brother/rival/friend now. He hoped he felt better after what thatitachi dude did to him.

**back with the Spartans**

"We have to fight our way through them if we want to get back throughthe village!" john said as he took cover behind a tree to avoid acouple of plasma bolts flying at him. He let loose a couple of roundsand took down a stray grunt. He continued to take cover behind thetrees.

"John, this is one big clusterfuck. We need to get some help or weneed to find someplace to lay low." Will shouted as threw a grenadeat a group of aliens. Two of Elites noticed the flying ball of deathand managed to jump out they way of the explosion, but the jacklesand grunts that were there weren't so lucky.

"Ok Will, I think I saw a cave on the way here we may be able to hidein it if we can get there. But we need to get away. How many grenadesdo you have?" John said to will as he beat down a jackle that thoughtit could get close to him and take him on.

"Not many, I have about three left, how about you?"

"Four, this may be able to work. ok on my signal arm and throw all ofthem. Like before we should be able to create a smoke scree- Watchout!" john pushed Will out of the way and blocked a energy swordstrike with his rilfe. The rifle cut in two cleanly, john quicklydrew his secondary pistol and put a full clip into the Elites head.It went down for good as multiple shells pierced its shields and itsskull.

"thanks buddy." Will said as he got up. "ok I'm ready when you are."Will took out his remaining grenades and armed two of them. He stillhis hand on the handle that kept it from blowing up.

"ok, 3…..2….1…mark!" John shouted as he threw his grenades atthe enemy forces. Will, likewise, threw his grenades before he tookout and threw his last one. They landed at the right spot right nextto the enemy bulk. They detonated and the area was now showered inenemy gore and debry. Will and john quickly took off running into theforest. The trees covering them from enemy eyes.

**scene break**

Back aboard the _Infinate Grace, _the shipmaster sat at his chairwaiting for the news of his search parts to come back. He hoped thatwhatever they found it was important enough to bring back to thehierarchs.

"Shipmaster!" a lieutenant called out. "we have the reports from thepreliminary search partys." The lieutenant held out the data disk.The shipmaster took the data from the Elite he opened it and read thereport.

'this is…..interesting…'. The shipmaster closed the report andstarted to think.

"orders sir?" the lieutenant asked him, seeing that the shipmasterwas thinking.

" Well, we can't do anything about the humans or the demons with thestate of the shipright now. We can't even call for re-enforcements.For no we will simply bide our time. I want teams to go and destroysome human communitys and scaverge what they can from them. Kill allof those monkeys and leave no trace. We don't want to alert them mrethan we already have. If they have those demons there then there mustbe some sort of military base here. If possible I want it taken outand all data taken from it. Also have them on alert for those strangepower sources." The shipmaster told his lieutenant. "relay all of mycommands to all squad leaders and engineers."

"yes sir." The lieutenant bowed to him before he got up toleave.

"Wait!" the shipmaster called out to him before he left." Have youheard anything about that corvette?"

"no sir." Said the elite.

"OK dismissed." The shipmaster said the lieutenant. The doors slidedto shut signifiying that he was alone once more.'I'm positive thatthe reason were here right now is because of that ship. We need tofind it but it might have been destroyed when the ball of lightengulfed us.' The shipmasters thought. He sighed before he turned hischair to gaze out to the stars.

**A/n: well heres another update for you guys. I felt so bad that Itook so long to update that I wrote one more chapter for you guys. Ihope you weren't that angry.**

**Thanks for the reviews it made me so happy that I got three reviews

immediately after posting that last chapter. I couldn't stop grinningit made me so happy.**

**About the weapon that will used. The grenade laucher pistol that hehad was from the trailer from halo 4. And if your wondering why thetwo Spartans can fight and stuff it's because the skill of the playerin the game is transferred into them.**

**Anyway I hope you review this more because it will make me happyand when im happy I can write chapters faster. Anyway thanks forreading this!**

MasterDV

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