Subtitle Glee 04x16

7/29/2019 Subtitle Glee 04x16

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(crying)

Emma, stop, stop, stop.

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Emma's left the building.

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She say anything about me?

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- No, why would she?

- Because I kissed her.

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(school bell ringing)

ARTIE: Mr. Shue, Finn,

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thank you for agreeing

to this sit-down.


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We've all noticed the tension

between you ever since Finn

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admitted he kissed

Miss Pillsbury.

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Sorry I'm late.

Huge line up at the Lima Bean,

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but here are the lattes that

Mr. Shue made me get everybody.

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Um, I asked for two pumps

of mocha, Finn.

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I taste three. Take 'em back.

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All of them.

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I'm sorry, Mr. Shue, but all

I did was pick up the vests.

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- I didn't...

- What's most upsetting is you actually think

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these vests are clean,

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that it's okay

to turn in subpar work.

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No surprise.

Finn has been acting

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like he's losing his mind.

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Great job, Ryder!

See that, guys?

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Prowess on the football field

and a terrific singing voice

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- are not mutually exclusive.

- I can't take it anymore!

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Okay, it's bad enough you're

treating me like your lackey,


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but I'm not gonna sit here

while you fake-compliment Ryder

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just to hurt me!

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(school bell ringing) You're feuding.

And it needs to stop.

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Seriously. It's like

Hatfields and McCoys in here.

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So epic musical feuds

is our theme.

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And for the first time in Glee

Club history, we are giving you

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our fearless leaders,

an assignment.

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You two will explore

and resolve your differences

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by performing a song together

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inspired

by a classic musical rivalry.

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- Guys...

- Regionals are coming up,


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Mr. Shue, and if we're gonna

have any chance of winning,

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we need both of you.

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On the same page and

on the same team.

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Sync & corrections by wilson0804

www.Addic7ed.com

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(sighs)

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False alarm.


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Thank God. I'm so happy.

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I'm so glad

this is all over with.

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Thank you

for taking me here today.

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All right,

I'm gonna go to class.

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Whoa, hey. That's it?

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That's all you have

to say about this?


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Well, the doctor gave me the

all-clear. What else is there?

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Rachel, you can't just blow past

this like nothing ever happened.

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This is a wake-up call.

This is an opportunity

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for you to take a hard look

at the choices

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that you're making,

where your life is heading.

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Starting with Donkey Face.

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Hey, I'm Dallas.

What's your name?

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Uh, Gunnar.

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(chuckles) Dude, relax.

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I've seen you here

the past few weeks.

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Look around.

We're not exactly alone.

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Look, this isn't a

real thing for me, okay?

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It's... I need it

for my tuition, you know?

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Hey, man, I'm sure everyone

has a legit reason to be here.

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Speaking of.

We'll talk about it.

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("How to be a Heartbreaker" by

Marina and the Diamonds plays)

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Rule number one


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Is that you gotta have fun

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But, baby, when you're done

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You gotta be

the first to run

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Rule number two

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Just don't get

attached to...

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Somebody you could lose


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So le-let me tell you

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This is how

to be a heartbreaker

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Boys... they like

a little danger

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We'll get him falling

for a stranger, a player

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Singing "I lo-lo-love you"

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At least I think I do.


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Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

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Ooh-ooh,

ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

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'Cause I lo-lo-love you

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Girls... we do

whatever it will take

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'Cause girls don't want

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We don't want our hearts

to break... in two


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So it's better to be fake

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Can't risk losing

in love again, babe

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This is how

to be a heartbreaker

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Boys... they like

a little danger

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Singing "I lo-lo-love you"


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How to be a heartbreaker

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Boys... they like the look

of danger

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Singing I lo-lo-love you

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At least I think I do

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Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh


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Ooh-ooh,

ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

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Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh

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'Cause I lo-lo-love you.

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At least I think I do.

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You know

we only take cash, right?

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(bell ringing)

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Young Burt Reynolds,

may I gently remind you

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that on Wednesday, December 5,

you joined the Cheerios!

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But you've been conspicuously

absent from practice

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since Thursday, December 6.

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We've told you,

we only joined for a day

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when we thought

Glee Club was disbanding.


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And yet you signed

this legally binding contract

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that clearly states

on page 43, paragraph 7C-9:

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"Blaine Devon Anderson will

provide said Cheerios! duty

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"at any and all pep rallies,

assemblies, town meetings,

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"state fairs, concerts,

television programs,

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"motion pictures, video games,

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Republican national

conventions..."

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I never signed that.

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Well, that's funny, because

your signature says you did.

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- That's a forgery.

- And you can't prove that.

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I probably could.

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Cheerios! Regionals

is fast approaching,

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and I need a shiny,

sexually non-threatening gay

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to hoist up some

of the most gorgeous girls

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in America over his head,

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have a bird's-eye view

of their baby oven,

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and not be even remotely

interested.


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And that would be you.

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Thank you, but I'm just

too busy with Glee Club

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and Student Council.

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If you need me back,

I guess I could do it.

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Why are you even here?

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You called me out of class.


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You're dismissed.

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Go find a new boyfriend.

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Maybe Lance Bass is available.

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Or RuPaul.

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Suit up, soldier.

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I'll help you put it on.

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No, thank you, Becky. I'm-I'm


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not rejoining the Cheerios!

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Oh, you most certainly are.

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Or something very unfortunate

will most likely

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be happening to you

extremely soon.

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Are you threatening me?

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Uh, yeah!

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Get moving, beeyatch!


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Last questions:

Bear versus shark?

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KATIE:

Bear.

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Onion rings versus

French fries?

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KATIE: French fries are

the world's best food.

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There's nothing

you could put up

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against French fries

that could win.

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I swear those are all

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the exact same answers

I would have given.

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KATIE:

Soul mates!

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I can't believe we've only

known each other for a week.

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And I'm so glad you can look

beyond my spelling mistakes.


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(both chuckle)

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It feels like so much more

than that, though.

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I mean, in a week,

I feel like I've told you

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more than I've told to anyone

else in my entire life.

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Uh, yeah. No. Me, too.

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You even know


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about my Star Wars sheets.

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(Katie laughs)

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Anything interesting

happening at school today?

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You could say that...

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Hello, poser.

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Say what?

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Say what a jerk-knuckle you are

for messing with my girl


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and putting that big old

square head in her face.

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Marley likes Jake.

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And we in Glee Club

like that two-for-one combo.

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This is kind of none

of your business.

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Did you not notice that I'm

sitting on different sides

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of the choir room.

He won't speak to her.

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Dude, back off.

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Who are you calling a dude?

I am no dude.

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- So what are you then?

- I am a proud black woman.

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No, you're a dude.

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He was way out of line.

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KATIE: Didn't you tell me it

was Feud Week in Glee Club?

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Well, get your aggression

out through song.

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Challenge him to a duel.

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Has anyone ever told you

you're kind of a genius?

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KATIE (chuckles):

Later, baby.

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(bell ringing)

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(Will claps hands once)

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We need

to do something muscular,

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like Biggie versus Tupac.

Now, we know how that ended.

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Look, we don't need to do this

stupid assignment, Mr. Shue.

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Don't act like you're above

these kids, Finn.

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Not that long ago,

you were one of them.


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We can just talk.

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(chuckles) Unless you have

some stunning new revelation

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about why you kissed

my bride-to-be,

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I've already heard everything

you have to say.

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Besides, I don't think

you could take it.

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I can take it.

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Okay.

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I put you in charge

of the Glee Club, Finn...

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not because you were

a national champion

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and not because

you were qualified

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with something

like a teaching degree,

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or even a single college credit,

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for that matter.

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I gave you the Glee Club

because you were lost;

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You just got dumped

by your girlfriend;

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You flunked out of the army;

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And the real truth is

I just took pity on you.

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Wow.

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Yeah. You wanted to talk.

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Yeah, I did,

but I didn't think...

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So I put all this trust in you

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so that you can get back

on your feet,

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and what do you do?

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You betray me

in the worst way possible.

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You broke the code

of a brother, Finn.

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I know that.

And I'm so sorry.

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Sorry's not gonna cut it.

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So start thinking of some

of the nastiest music feuds

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you can come up with

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because we are doing

this assignment.

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And I'm gonna kick your ass.

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Well, well, well, I see

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that of Donkey Face's crap

is still here.

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And if Donkey Face's crap

is here,

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then that means that

he must be as well.


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Lay off of it,

Santana, all right?

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I told you, he said

that he got a job

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as a cater waiter on the side,

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and he was embarrassed about it,

so he kept it a secret.

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Why? I mean, if he can

make that much cash

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slinging sweaty cold cuts


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and room temp champagne,

then we should all apply there.

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Hey, look, he's just trying

to make it in New York

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the same way that you and I are.

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I don't why that is so hard

for you to understand.

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You keep trying

to bring him down.

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Look, at this point it's less

about him than it is about you.

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I went to school

with Rachel Berry.

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Not the soggy mess of a woman

that stands before me today,

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going back and forth between

your flop high school ex

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and that terrifying

"waiter with a pager."

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You need to stop

and focus, Berry.


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I think you're wrong about him.

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My psychic Mexican third eye

is never wrong.

242

00:11:25,741 --> 00:11:27,742

Am I wrong about you?

243

00:11:32,631 --> 00:11:35,616

BRODY:

Oh, so typical

244

00:11:35,634 --> 00:11:38,586

I'm the type

who will get so critical

245

00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:41,422

So let's make


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246

00:11:41,456 --> 00:11:42,924

Things physical

247

00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:45,626

I won't treat you

like you're oh, so typical

248

00:11:45,644 --> 00:11:47,645

(school bell rings)

249

00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,480

(knocks on window) You!

250

00:11:49,515 --> 00:11:50,982

I know you're behind this.

251

00:11:51,016 --> 00:11:54,485

Sorry I yelled,

Gay Blaine, here.


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252

00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:57,155

Oh, Cover Boy hair gel.

253

00:11:57,189 --> 00:11:58,306

This is really expensive.

254

00:11:58,324 --> 00:11:59,607

Thanks, Becky.

255

00:11:59,641 --> 00:12:01,442

It's cement.

256

00:12:01,476 --> 00:12:02,577

(thuds)

257

00:12:02,611 --> 00:12:04,245

And someone took out

30 credit cards

258

00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,080


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and a house loan in my name.

259

00:12:06,115 --> 00:12:09,117

My identity's been stolen.

My parents' credit is ruined.

260

00:12:09,151 --> 00:12:10,668

Only for seven years.

261

00:12:10,703 --> 00:12:12,620

But that sign.

262

00:12:12,654 --> 00:12:13,955

That sign!

263

00:12:13,989 --> 00:12:15,990

(laughter)

264

00:12:19,328 --> 00:12:21,095

Come on.


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265

00:12:21,130 --> 00:12:23,464

That's completely inexcusable.

266

00:12:23,498 --> 00:12:25,016

And it's not true.

267

00:12:25,050 --> 00:12:27,635

Not really... this officially

a feud between you and me.

268

00:12:27,669 --> 00:12:29,187

And there's only one way

to solve it.

269

00:12:29,221 --> 00:12:32,307

A sing-off featuring the music

of two feuding superstars?

270

00:12:32,341 --> 00:12:34,192

Oh, I read all about it


47/169

271

00:12:34,226 --> 00:12:36,110

in WhoGivesACrap.biz.

272

00:12:36,145 --> 00:12:38,980

Fine. Nicki Minaj

versus Mariah Carey.

273

00:12:39,014 --> 00:12:40,315

I will sing Nicki,

274

00:12:40,349 --> 00:12:41,983

due to my Trinidad roots.

275

00:12:42,017 --> 00:12:43,451

And if you win the challenge,

276

00:12:43,485 --> 00:12:45,436

I'll tear up your

Cheerios! contract.

277


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00:12:45,471 --> 00:12:46,621

Fine, perfect.

278

00:12:46,655 --> 00:12:48,640

But that will never,

ever happen

279

00:12:48,691 --> 00:12:50,608

because you are looking

into the face of...

280

00:12:50,643 --> 00:12:52,259

Evil.

281

00:12:52,278 --> 00:12:53,995

I was going to say

high school cheerleading

282

00:12:54,029 --> 00:12:56,698

national champion,

but thank you.


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283

00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,032

(school bell rings)

284

00:12:59,702 --> 00:13:01,619

(sighs)

285

00:13:01,654 --> 00:13:03,955

I don't think it's fair that

you're pissed at me about this.

286

00:13:03,989 --> 00:13:06,607

I didn't do anything.

287

00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:08,126

You let him kiss you.

288

00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,211

What was I supposed to do?

289

00:13:10,245 --> 00:13:12,279


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It's not like he took

a running start.

290

00:13:12,298 --> 00:13:13,464

You're supposed

to not let him think

291

00:13:13,499 --> 00:13:14,949

that it was even a possibility.

292

00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:17,585

Fine, I'll own that.

293

00:13:19,004 --> 00:13:20,338

I haven't minded the fact

294

00:13:20,389 --> 00:13:21,639

that both of you are into me.

295

00:13:21,674 --> 00:13:23,474

And I certainly


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didn't discourage him,

296

00:13:23,509 --> 00:13:24,642

which wasn't fair to him

297

00:13:24,677 --> 00:13:26,177

or to you.

298

00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:28,980

But are you telling me

that you've

299

00:13:29,014 --> 00:13:31,465

completely stopped flirting

with other girls?

300

00:13:31,483 --> 00:13:32,967

I would never do anything.

301

00:13:32,985 --> 00:13:35,236

So if some Cheerio you're


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uncontrollably flirting with

302

00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:36,971

suddenly decides to kiss you,

you're just gonna

303

00:13:36,989 --> 00:13:39,324

backflip out of the way

before her lips

304

00:13:39,358 --> 00:13:41,576

touch yours?

305

00:13:41,610 --> 00:13:43,144

(both laugh)

306

00:13:43,162 --> 00:13:45,663

So what are we even

talking about here?

307

00:13:45,698 --> 00:13:48,583


53/169

Are you seriously worried that

I'm gonna leave you for Ryder?

308

00:13:49,618 --> 00:13:51,986

I don't know.

I mean, he kicked butt

309

00:13:52,004 --> 00:13:53,204

with all this

Valentine's Day stuff

310

00:13:53,255 --> 00:13:55,173

and he's like two inches taller

than what I am.

311

00:13:55,207 --> 00:13:56,424

(laughs):

I'm not.

312

00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:57,542

I won't.


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313

00:13:58,711 --> 00:14:01,512

I love you

and that means something to me.

314

00:14:01,547 --> 00:14:03,348

It's not just words.

315

00:14:03,382 --> 00:14:06,601

Well, are you afraid that

I'm gonna leave you for someone?

316

00:14:06,635 --> 00:14:08,519

Not as much anymore.

317

00:14:08,554 --> 00:14:10,888

Good.

318

00:14:10,939 --> 00:14:13,391

Because it's me and you

against the world.


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319

00:14:14,643 --> 00:14:15,860

Especially Ryder.

320

00:14:15,894 --> 00:14:18,112

I mean, I thought he was

a good dude, but...

321

00:14:18,147 --> 00:14:19,447

he's not a friend.

322

00:14:19,481 --> 00:14:20,948

You need to ice him out.

323

00:14:20,983 --> 00:14:22,283

I can't do that.

324

00:14:23,152 --> 00:14:25,036

I mean, you can stay mad at him

325

00:14:25,070 --> 00:14:27,622


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if you want, but I have

to be more forgiving.

326

00:14:27,656 --> 00:14:28,906

How can you do that to me?

327

00:14:28,957 --> 00:14:30,691

It's gonna tick me off

every time I see you

328

00:14:30,709 --> 00:14:32,577

talking to him.

Do you trust me?

329

00:14:32,628 --> 00:14:34,629

Do you believe that I love you?

330

00:14:34,663 --> 00:14:36,964

Yes, but...

331

00:14:36,999 --> 00:14:38,633


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Then it doesn't matter

who I talk to.

332

00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:41,052

Because no matter

where I am or what I'm doing,

333

00:14:41,086 --> 00:14:43,554

I'm with you.

334

00:14:48,594 --> 00:14:51,229

(school bell rings)

335

00:14:51,263 --> 00:14:55,933

(Elton John's "The Bitch Is Back" and

Madonna's "Dress You Up" mashup begins)

336

00:15:03,609 --> 00:15:05,576

I was justified

337

00:15:05,611 --> 00:15:07,245


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When I was five

338

00:15:07,279 --> 00:15:08,579

Raising Cain

339

00:15:08,614 --> 00:15:10,998

I spit in your eye

340

00:15:11,033 --> 00:15:12,233

Times are changing

341

00:15:12,251 --> 00:15:13,584

Now the poor get fat

342

00:15:13,619 --> 00:15:15,336

But the fever's

gonna catch you

343

00:15:15,370 --> 00:15:17,922

When the bitch gets back


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344

00:15:17,956 --> 00:15:20,291

I'm gonna dress you up in

my love

In my love

345

00:15:20,342 --> 00:15:21,959

All over, all over

346

00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:24,345

All over your body

347

00:15:24,379 --> 00:15:26,914

Gonna dress you up

in my love

348

00:15:26,932 --> 00:15:30,518

All over your body,

all over your body

349

00:15:30,552 --> 00:15:33,420

Eat meat on a Friday,


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that's all right

350

00:15:33,439 --> 00:15:37,108

I even like steak

on a Saturday night

351

00:15:37,142 --> 00:15:39,944

I can bitch the best

at your social dues

352

00:15:39,978 --> 00:15:42,864

I get high in the evening,

sniffing pots of glue

353

00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:45,450

I'm gonna dress you up

in my love

354

00:15:45,484 --> 00:15:46,617

In my love

355


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00:15:46,652 --> 00:15:48,536

All over, all over

356

00:15:48,570 --> 00:15:49,537

The bitch is back

357

00:15:49,571 --> 00:15:50,872

Gonna dress you up

358

00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,123

In my love

359

00:15:52,157 --> 00:15:54,959

In my love,

all over, all over

360

00:15:54,993 --> 00:15:56,110

From your head

down to your toes

361

00:15:56,128 --> 00:15:59,464


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I entertain

by picking brains

362

00:15:59,498 --> 00:16:01,448

My love I sell my soul

363

00:16:01,467 --> 00:16:03,617

By dropping names

364

00:16:03,635 --> 00:16:04,618

You don't like those,

my God

365

00:16:04,636 --> 00:16:06,337

In my love What's that

366

00:16:06,388 --> 00:16:07,955

Oh, it's full

of nasty habits

367

00:16:07,973 --> 00:16:10,475


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When the bitch gets back

368

00:16:10,509 --> 00:16:12,510

Oh, yeah

369

00:16:21,487 --> 00:16:23,821

Oh, I'll dress you up

370

00:16:23,856 --> 00:16:26,473

Dress you up in my love,

in my love

371

00:16:26,492 --> 00:16:27,575

All over, all over

372

00:16:27,609 --> 00:16:29,911

In my love

373

00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,579

Gonna dress you up

in my love


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374

00:16:31,613 --> 00:16:32,663

Gonna dress you up

in my love

375

00:16:32,698 --> 00:16:34,499

All over your body

376

00:16:34,533 --> 00:16:35,500

Oh, whoa, oh, oh

377

00:16:35,534 --> 00:16:37,668

Gonna dress you up

in my love

378

00:16:37,703 --> 00:16:40,338

Dress you up in my love

379

00:16:40,372 --> 00:16:42,507

Gonna dress you up

in my love


65/169

380

00:16:42,541 --> 00:16:44,425

Gonna dress

you up in my love

381

00:16:44,459 --> 00:16:46,327

In my love

382

00:16:46,345 --> 00:16:47,178

All over your body

383

00:16:47,212 --> 00:16:48,513

In my love

384

00:16:48,547 --> 00:16:51,098

Gonna dress you up

in my love

385

00:16:51,133 --> 00:16:53,684

The bitch is back


66/169

386

00:16:56,638 --> 00:16:58,505

WILL:

Yeah!

387

00:16:58,524 --> 00:17:00,358

Wow, guys, that was incredible.

388

00:17:00,392 --> 00:17:02,009

What inspired that mashup?

389

00:17:02,027 --> 00:17:03,510

I mean, the thing was feuds

so we just...

390

00:17:03,529 --> 00:17:05,512

So Unique demanded mediation.

391

00:17:05,531 --> 00:17:08,616

Might I suggest doing an

Elton John/Madonna mashup?


67/169

392

00:17:08,650 --> 00:17:10,401

Madonna finally forgave

Elton John for calling her

393

00:17:10,452 --> 00:17:11,452

"a fairground stripper"

394

00:17:11,486 --> 00:17:13,354

and saying that

her career was over,

395

00:17:13,372 --> 00:17:15,623

but their decade-long

feud was epic.

396

00:17:15,657 --> 00:17:18,292

Unique is, was, and ever

shall be Madonna.

397

00:17:18,327 --> 00:17:19,293

(laughs)


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398

00:17:19,328 --> 00:17:21,546

He can try

to be Sir Elton, but...

399

00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:23,014

you ain't got it.

400

00:17:23,048 --> 00:17:25,466

Well, the awesome things

about feuds is

401

00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,552

that once all the anger

has gotten out,

402

00:17:27,586 --> 00:17:30,054

you can shake on it and

let bygones be bygones.

403

00:17:30,088 --> 00:17:33,040


69/169

Unique would happily shake

Ryder's hand, but first...

404

00:17:33,058 --> 00:17:34,559

say I'm a girl.

405

00:17:35,594 --> 00:17:37,595

(quiet laugh)

406

00:17:37,646 --> 00:17:40,264

Look, I'm just

so confused, okay?

407

00:17:40,315 --> 00:17:42,233

Yesterday you're dressed

as a boy; today you're a girl.

408

00:17:42,267 --> 00:17:43,651

What-what bathroom

do you use?

409


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00:17:43,685 --> 00:17:44,986

I mean, make up your mind.

410

00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,404

It doesn't matter what you see.

411

00:17:46,438 --> 00:17:48,606

You don't get to decide for me.

412

00:17:51,693 --> 00:17:54,561

You are a douchebag, dude.

413

00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:56,998

I mean, in this room we can

be whatever we want to be.

414

00:17:59,952 --> 00:18:02,236

(school bell rings)

415

00:18:02,254 --> 00:18:03,504

SUE:


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Becky, it's no secret

416

00:18:03,538 --> 00:18:06,591

(sniffs) you are

Nicki Minaj's biggest fan.

417

00:18:06,625 --> 00:18:07,942

Minaj!

418

00:18:07,976 --> 00:18:09,510

Inside voice, Becky.

419

00:18:09,544 --> 00:18:11,128

I need your expert advice.

420

00:18:11,163 --> 00:18:12,263

Now I've got wigs in every shade

421

00:18:12,297 --> 00:18:13,514

of Jell-O,


72/169

422

00:18:13,548 --> 00:18:15,516

and costumes

from Lima's Circus Museum,

423

00:18:15,550 --> 00:18:17,902

but if I am going

to win this feud...

424

00:18:17,936 --> 00:18:20,304

and I must win this feud...

425

00:18:20,355 --> 00:18:24,108

I can't just be a mere mirage

of Minaj, no.

426

00:18:24,142 --> 00:18:26,611

I must become her.

427

00:18:26,645 --> 00:18:29,280

Easy, Coach.

Practice your Minaj face.


73/169

428

00:18:29,314 --> 00:18:31,598

I think you said,

"Practice your Minaj face."

429

00:18:31,617 --> 00:18:33,200

Excellent.

430

00:18:41,493 --> 00:18:44,111

Great, moving on.

Most important...

431

00:18:44,129 --> 00:18:45,630

I'm one step ahead

of you, Becky.

432

00:18:45,664 --> 00:18:48,466

It's time to perfect my Nicki-

Minaj-where-the-hell-did-that...

433

00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,384


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come-from-cuckoo-

for-Cocoa-Puffs...

434

00:18:50,419 --> 00:18:52,553

crazy-pants threat.

435

00:18:52,587 --> 00:18:53,554

(school bell rings)

436

00:18:53,588 --> 00:18:55,589

I'm not putting up

with Your Highness.

437

00:18:58,560 --> 00:18:59,977

It's off with your head.

438

00:19:00,012 --> 00:19:01,896

Don't you call me a gangster.

What?

439

00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:03,630


75/169

Every time you patronize me,

440

00:19:03,649 --> 00:19:06,067

I will take it back.

441

00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:06,901

Leave me alone.

442

00:19:06,935 --> 00:19:08,569

I will knock you out.

443

00:19:10,439 --> 00:19:11,856

Getting there, Coach.

444

00:19:14,325 --> 00:19:16,651

BRODY: Five, six,

seven, eight.

445

00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,977

Two, four,


76/169

446

00:19:18,995 --> 00:19:20,979

six...

447

00:19:20,997 --> 00:19:23,281

Come on, guys, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, please.

448

00:19:23,315 --> 00:19:25,667

This is not gonna cut it

with Cassie, okay?

449

00:19:25,701 --> 00:19:27,285

Let's do it from the top.

450

00:19:27,319 --> 00:19:28,820

Just don't get

too close, girls.

451

00:19:28,838 --> 00:19:29,754

Unless you're immune


77/169

452

00:19:29,789 --> 00:19:31,756

to the herps.

453

00:19:31,791 --> 00:19:34,317

Take five.

454

00:19:34,362 --> 00:19:36,196

How did you get in here?

455

00:19:36,230 --> 00:19:37,814

Don't apply logic to Lopez.

456

00:19:37,865 --> 00:19:39,199

And if what I just saw

is any indication,

457

00:19:39,233 --> 00:19:40,984

I can get in here

any time I want.

458


78/169

00:19:41,035 --> 00:19:43,119

I've got moves your

mannequin ass couldn't handle.

459

00:19:43,154 --> 00:19:45,071

Do you know what

your problem is, Santana?

460

00:19:45,105 --> 00:19:46,990

You're loud and you're rude,

461

00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:49,159

and you think

that attitude equals talent.

462

00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:51,711

Another thing I am:

A hardcore friend.

463

00:19:51,746 --> 00:19:53,997

Rachel and Kurt are my family,


79/169

464

00:19:54,048 --> 00:19:55,382

and I can smell

your sketchiness from here.

465

00:19:55,416 --> 00:19:57,050

So let me tell you

how it's gonna be.

466

00:19:57,084 --> 00:19:59,386

You're gonna move out

of our apartment tonight

467

00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:02,756

or I can dig a little deeper

and destroy you.

468

00:20:02,790 --> 00:20:03,790

You're all talk and no proof.

469

00:20:03,808 --> 00:20:04,791

Don't need proof.


80/169

470

00:20:04,809 --> 00:20:06,426

I know exactly what you are.

471

00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:09,012

Yo, fly girls, can

I get some backup?

472

00:20:09,063 --> 00:20:10,847

If you're any kind of dancer,

this one should be

473

00:20:10,898 --> 00:20:12,899

in your bones.

474

00:20:15,069 --> 00:20:17,136

(Paula Abdul's

"Coldhearted Snake" begins)

475

00:20:22,076 --> 00:20:24,611

He's a coldhearted snake


81/169

476

00:20:24,645 --> 00:20:25,445

Girl

477

00:20:25,479 --> 00:20:27,647

Look into his eyes

478

00:20:27,665 --> 00:20:30,951

Uh-oh, girl, don't play

the fool now

479

00:20:30,985 --> 00:20:32,702

You're the one

giving up the love

480

00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:34,704

Any time he needs it

481

00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:36,623

But you turn your back


82/169

482

00:20:36,657 --> 00:20:38,792

And then he's off

and running with the crowd

483

00:20:38,826 --> 00:20:40,877

You're the one to sacrifice

484

00:20:40,928 --> 00:20:43,113

Anything to please him

485

00:20:43,164 --> 00:20:45,115

Do you really think he thinks

about you when he's out

486

00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:47,734


487

00:20:47,736 --> 00:20:49,402

Girl, look into his eyes

488


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00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:51,237

Uh-oh

489

00:20:51,255 --> 00:20:52,839

He's been telling lies

490

00:20:52,873 --> 00:20:53,840

He's a lover boy

491

00:20:53,874 --> 00:20:55,508

At play, girl

492

00:20:55,543 --> 00:20:57,093

He don't play by rules

493

00:20:57,128 --> 00:20:59,078

Oh-oh, uh-oh

494

00:20:59,096 --> 00:21:01,514

Girl, don't play

the fool now


84/169

495

00:21:01,549 --> 00:21:03,600

It was only late last night

496

00:21:03,634 --> 00:21:05,602

He was out there sneakin'

497

00:21:05,636 --> 00:21:09,422

Then he called to check that

you were waitin' by the phone

498

00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,057

All the world's

a candy store

499

00:21:11,091 --> 00:21:12,943

He's been trick or treatin'

500

00:21:12,977 --> 00:21:15,445

When it comes to true love,

girl, with him


85/169

501

00:21:15,479 --> 00:21:16,947

There's no one home

502

00:21:16,981 --> 00:21:18,565


503

00:21:18,599 --> 00:21:21,234

Girl, look into his eyes

504

00:21:21,268 --> 00:21:24,621

Uh-oh, he's been

telling lies

505

00:21:24,655 --> 00:21:26,239

He's a lover boy at play

506

00:21:26,273 --> 00:21:28,208

Girl, he don't play by rules

507


86/169

00:21:28,242 --> 00:21:33,797

Oh-oh, uh-oh, girl,

don't play the fool now

508

00:21:33,831 --> 00:21:38,251

You can find

somebody better, girl

509

00:21:38,285 --> 00:21:41,454

He's c-cold as ice

510

00:21:41,472 --> 00:21:43,807

As cold as ice

511

00:21:47,094 --> 00:21:50,930

He's cold as ice

512

00:21:50,964 --> 00:21:54,150

He's cold as ice

513

00:21:54,185 --> 00:21:56,135


87/169

Stay away from him, girl

514

00:21:56,153 --> 00:21:58,154

C-C-Coldhearted

515

00:21:58,189 --> 00:22:00,156

Ooh, ah, ah

516

00:22:00,191 --> 00:22:03,810

C-C-C-Coldhearted snake

517

00:22:03,828 --> 00:22:05,996


518

00:22:06,030 --> 00:22:07,781

Look into his eyes

519

00:22:07,815 --> 00:22:09,616

Uh-oh

520


88/169

00:22:09,650 --> 00:22:11,001

He's been telling lies

521

00:22:11,035 --> 00:22:13,787

He's a lover boy at play

522

00:22:13,821 --> 00:22:15,505

He don't play by rules

523

00:22:15,539 --> 00:22:17,841

Oh, uh-oh

524

00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:19,843

Girl, don't play the fool,

no

525

00:22:19,877 --> 00:22:21,828

Coldhearted snake

526

00:22:21,846 --> 00:22:23,963

Look into his eyes


89/169

527

00:22:23,997 --> 00:22:25,632

Uh-oh

528

00:22:25,666 --> 00:22:29,669

Oh, oh, oh,

he's a coldhearted snake.

529

00:22:30,888 --> 00:22:32,222

Pack your bags.

530

00:22:36,193 --> 00:22:37,193

In the '90s,

531

00:22:37,228 --> 00:22:38,478

the media pitted two

532

00:22:38,512 --> 00:22:39,512

of America's hottest

music groups


90/169

533

00:22:39,530 --> 00:22:41,197

against one another

534

00:22:41,232 --> 00:22:43,850

in an epic clash

for pop culture supremacy.

535

00:22:43,868 --> 00:22:45,151

And just so y'all know,

536

00:22:45,185 --> 00:22:46,202

we'll be joining

this performance

537

00:22:46,237 --> 00:22:48,455

because we

are basically Switzerland,

538

00:22:48,489 --> 00:22:50,490

and we support all parties

that are involved.


91/169

539

00:22:50,524 --> 00:22:51,458

Thank you.

540

00:22:51,492 --> 00:22:54,026

Whatever. Begin, please.

541

00:22:54,045 --> 00:22:56,746

(NSYNC's "Bye, Bye, Bye" begins)

542

00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,168

Hey, hey

543

00:23:02,202 --> 00:23:03,202

Bye, bye, bye

544

00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:04,854

Bye, bye

545

00:23:04,889 --> 00:23:06,890


92/169

(screaming)

546

00:23:06,924 --> 00:23:08,558

Oh, oh

547

00:23:08,592 --> 00:23:11,728

I'm doing this tonight

548

00:23:11,762 --> 00:23:14,647

You're probably

gonna start a fight

549

00:23:14,682 --> 00:23:16,683

So now it's time to leave

550

00:23:16,717 --> 00:23:18,651

And make it alone

551

00:23:18,686 --> 00:23:22,188

I know that

I can't take no more


93/169

552

00:23:22,222 --> 00:23:24,557

It ain't no lie

553

00:23:24,575 --> 00:23:27,193

I want to see you

out that door

554

00:23:27,227 --> 00:23:28,528

Baby, bye, bye, bye

555

00:23:28,562 --> 00:23:31,230

You are

556

00:23:31,248 --> 00:23:33,166

My fire

557

00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:38,588

My one desire

558


94/169

00:23:38,622 --> 00:23:40,907

Believe

559

00:23:40,925 --> 00:23:44,010

When I say

560

00:23:44,044 --> 00:23:49,081

I want it that way

561

00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:51,618

Bye, bye, don't want

to be a fool for you

562

00:23:51,652 --> 00:23:55,188

Just another player

in your game for two

563

00:23:55,222 --> 00:23:58,090

It might sound crazy,

but it ain't no lie

564


95/169

00:23:58,109 --> 00:24:00,259

Baby, bye, bye, bye

Tell me why

565

00:24:00,277 --> 00:24:03,062

Ain't nothing

but a heartache

566

00:24:03,096 --> 00:24:05,115

Tell me why

567

00:24:05,149 --> 00:24:09,068

Ain't nothing but a mistake

568

00:24:09,102 --> 00:24:10,453

Tell me why

569

00:24:10,488 --> 00:24:14,624

I never want to hear you say

570

00:24:14,658 --> 00:24:19,129


96/169

I want it that way

571

00:24:19,163 --> 00:24:21,581

You are

572

00:24:21,615 --> 00:24:24,250

My fire

573

00:24:24,284 --> 00:24:26,252

You are

574

00:24:26,286 --> 00:24:30,140

You are, you are, you are

575

00:24:32,793 --> 00:24:34,894

Don't want to hear you say

576

00:24:34,929 --> 00:24:38,898

Bye, bye, bye Ain't

nothing but a heartache


97/169

577

00:24:38,933 --> 00:24:40,600

Make it tough

578

00:24:40,634 --> 00:24:43,153

Ain't nothing but a...

579

00:24:43,187 --> 00:24:45,155

Ain't no lie, bye, bye

580

00:24:45,189 --> 00:24:48,274

Don't want to be a fool

for you

You are my fire

581

00:24:48,308 --> 00:24:51,644

Just another player in your

game for two

Tell me why

582

00:24:51,662 --> 00:24:53,163

You may hate me


98/169

I want it that way

583

00:24:53,197 --> 00:24:54,247

But it ain't no lie

584

00:24:54,281 --> 00:24:55,648

Baby, bye, bye, bye

585

00:24:55,666 --> 00:24:58,168

Don't really want

to make it tough

586

00:24:58,202 --> 00:25:00,486

I just want to tell you that

I had enough

One desire

587

00:25:00,504 --> 00:25:02,455

Tell me why

It might sound crazy

588


99/169

00:25:02,489 --> 00:25:06,009

But it ain't no lie, baby, bye,

bye, bye

I want it that way

589

00:25:06,043 --> 00:25:07,844

Bye, bye.

(screaming)

590

00:25:16,325 --> 00:25:19,243

Well, the love on the stage

is obvious.

591

00:25:19,277 --> 00:25:21,779

You two bros need

to just hug it out.

592

00:25:21,797 --> 00:25:24,799

I'm in.

593

00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:26,834

What do you say, Mr. Shue?


100/169

594

00:25:29,922 --> 00:25:31,923

(exhales)

595

00:25:32,925 --> 00:25:34,792

I-I want to, Finn.

596

00:25:34,810 --> 00:25:36,811

I-I really do, I just...

597

00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:39,430

I can't.

598

00:25:44,770 --> 00:25:46,654

Fine. Cool.

599

00:25:46,689 --> 00:25:50,108

There's nothing I can do or say

to win back your trust.

600


101/169

00:25:50,142 --> 00:25:52,143

I get it.

601

00:25:54,312 --> 00:25:56,664

For whatever it's worth, thanks.

602

00:25:56,699 --> 00:25:59,200

For everything.

603

00:26:01,837 --> 00:26:03,821

(sighs)

604

00:26:07,710 --> 00:26:09,677

Guess who just got a job

605

00:26:09,712 --> 00:26:12,130

tending bar

at the Coyote Ugly saloon

606

00:26:12,164 --> 00:26:14,098

down on First Street?


102/169

607

00:26:14,133 --> 00:26:15,600

Hopefully it bodes better

for me

608

00:26:15,634 --> 00:26:17,668

than any of the has-beens

who starred in that movie.

609

00:26:17,686 --> 00:26:19,337

Santana, if you'd just take

a seat, please

610

00:26:19,371 --> 00:26:21,606

and join us for a little

family loft conversation.

611

00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,191

Creepy,

612

00:26:23,225 --> 00:26:25,143


103/169

but okay.

613

00:26:25,177 --> 00:26:27,311

We just got off the phone

614

00:26:27,345 --> 00:26:28,696

with Brody.

615

00:26:28,731 --> 00:26:30,631

Did you confront him

616

00:26:30,666 --> 00:26:33,284

at NYADA with a

Paula Abdul song?

617

00:26:33,318 --> 00:26:34,202

You can't just

618

00:26:34,236 --> 00:26:35,686

march on in there


104/169

619

00:26:35,704 --> 00:26:37,288

and like, act all crazy, okay?

620

00:26:37,322 --> 00:26:38,706

We go to school there.

621

00:26:38,741 --> 00:26:41,392

That was the best performance

that place has seen in years.

622

00:26:44,246 --> 00:26:46,364

We want you to move out.

623

00:26:46,398 --> 00:26:49,133

You're joking.

624

00:26:49,168 --> 00:26:50,118

We're not.

625

00:26:50,152 --> 00:26:51,335


105/169

(sirens wailing in distance)

626

00:26:51,370 --> 00:26:53,337

Olsen twins,

let me tell you something.

627

00:26:53,371 --> 00:26:55,223

I have known you both

for years,

628

00:26:55,257 --> 00:26:57,308

and I don't like either of you

90% of the time.

629

00:26:57,342 --> 00:27:00,044

In fact, your wide-eyed,

Keane painting approach of life

630

00:27:00,062 --> 00:27:03,848

makes my teeth hurt

and my breasts ache with rage,


106/169

631

00:27:03,882 --> 00:27:06,234

but you know what,

I have love for you.

632

00:27:07,219 --> 00:27:08,719

You're my family,

633

00:27:08,737 --> 00:27:10,188

and I haven't lied to you

in months.

634

00:27:10,222 --> 00:27:12,023

I'm smarter about other people

than the both of you.

635

00:27:12,057 --> 00:27:13,324

You have to trust me.

636

00:27:13,358 --> 00:27:15,860

Santana, you're making Brody

feel uncomfortable, okay?


107/169

637

00:27:15,894 --> 00:27:18,329

And he was here first,

so you either lay off of it

638

00:27:18,363 --> 00:27:19,396

or you move out.

639

00:27:21,617 --> 00:27:23,668

Fine.

640

00:27:23,702 --> 00:27:25,036

That's fine.

641

00:27:25,070 --> 00:27:26,904

You know what, I don't...

I don't mind going.

642

00:27:26,922 --> 00:27:29,006

I ran into Lena Dunham


108/169

643

00:27:29,041 --> 00:27:30,708

at Barney's,

644

00:27:30,742 --> 00:27:33,094

and she told me

that I could crash with her

645

00:27:33,128 --> 00:27:35,096

if I ever needed to,

so that's cool

646

00:27:35,130 --> 00:27:36,848

'cause she has

two Golden Globes.

647

00:27:36,882 --> 00:27:39,250

Oh, you know what,

and another thing.

648

00:27:39,268 --> 00:27:42,120

I have what Access Hollywood


109/169

calls street smarts.

649

00:27:43,772 --> 00:27:45,422

I'm right about plastic man.

650

00:27:57,386 --> 00:27:59,220

I'm pretty sure

she just stole my comforter.

651

00:27:59,254 --> 00:28:00,304

Bitch took my pillow.

652

00:28:03,976 --> 00:28:07,212

Enough about me

and my sad, boring stories.

653

00:28:07,246 --> 00:28:08,179

(chuckles)

654

00:28:10,232 --> 00:28:13,268

I killed it,


110/169

but we're still feuding.

655

00:28:13,319 --> 00:28:15,704

I just can't in good conscience

call him a woman.

656

00:28:15,738 --> 00:28:17,772

I respect his choices...

657

00:28:17,823 --> 00:28:19,891

But what's true is true:

I could put on a bunny suit

658

00:28:19,909 --> 00:28:22,193

and hop around school

giving out chocolate eggs.

659

00:28:25,414 --> 00:28:26,498

(chuckles)

660

00:28:29,702 --> 00:28:31,620


111/169

Yeah, totally.

661

00:28:31,671 --> 00:28:33,772

KATIE:

Can you prove it?

662

00:28:33,806 --> 00:28:35,757

I mean, if someone were to say

that we aren't friends

663

00:28:35,791 --> 00:28:37,809

because we haven't even met

in person...

664

00:28:39,779 --> 00:28:42,013

Pissed off.

665

00:28:42,048 --> 00:28:45,016

KATIE: Well, this Wade/Unique

guy believes he's a girl.

666


112/169

00:28:45,051 --> 00:28:46,685

He doesn't need any proof.

667

00:28:46,719 --> 00:28:48,603

It's his truth.

668

00:28:51,307 --> 00:28:55,977

How are you so smart

and so hot at the same time?

669

00:28:56,028 --> 00:28:57,529

(laughs)

670

00:28:57,563 --> 00:29:01,900

KATIE: Send me another shirtless

pic when you get the chance.

671

00:29:06,739 --> 00:29:08,439

Wow.

672

00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:10,441


113/169

(Mariah Carey's "I Still

Believe" begins) Oh

673

00:29:10,459 --> 00:29:13,328

Yeah

674

00:29:13,379 --> 00:29:15,130

Mmm

675

00:29:15,164 --> 00:29:18,166

You look in my eyes

676

00:29:18,217 --> 00:29:20,719

And I get emotional

677

00:29:20,753 --> 00:29:22,003

Inside

678

00:29:22,054 --> 00:29:23,722

I know it's crazy


114/169

679

00:29:23,756 --> 00:29:24,956

But you still can touch

680

00:29:24,974 --> 00:29:26,808

My heart

681

00:29:26,842 --> 00:29:28,309

And after all this time

682

00:29:28,344 --> 00:29:30,461

You'd think that I

683

00:29:30,479 --> 00:29:32,130

Wouldn't feel the same

684

00:29:32,148 --> 00:29:34,349

But time melts into nothing

685

00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,468

And nothing's changed


115/169

686

00:29:37,486 --> 00:29:40,188

I still believe

687

00:29:40,239 --> 00:29:43,307

That someday you and me

688

00:29:43,325 --> 00:29:45,193

Will find ourselves

689

00:29:45,244 --> 00:29:47,746

In love again

690

00:29:47,780 --> 00:29:50,498

Oh, baby, yeah

I still believe

691

00:29:50,533 --> 00:29:53,201

Baby, I do

Someday you and me


116/169

692

00:29:53,252 --> 00:29:56,037

Just give me one more try

693

00:29:56,088 --> 00:29:57,505

In love again.

694

00:29:57,540 --> 00:30:01,092

(Nicki Minaj's

"Super Bass" begins)

695

00:30:01,127 --> 00:30:03,928

Oh, yeah

696

00:30:03,963 --> 00:30:05,830

Oh

697

00:30:05,848 --> 00:30:08,349

This one is for the boys

with the booming system

698


117/169

00:30:08,384 --> 00:30:10,018

Top down,

AC with the cooling system

699

00:30:10,052 --> 00:30:12,270

When he come up in the club,

he be blazing up

700

00:30:12,304 --> 00:30:14,389

He got stacks on deck

like he saving up

701

00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,224

And he ill, he real,

he might got a deal

702

00:30:16,275 --> 00:30:18,359

He pop bottles and he got

the right kind of bill

703

00:30:18,394 --> 00:30:20,061

He cold, he dope,


118/169

he might be broke

704

00:30:20,112 --> 00:30:21,529

He always in the air,

but he never fly coach

705

00:30:21,564 --> 00:30:24,182

He a total freaking trip,

trip, sailor of the ship, ship

706

00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,784

When he make it drip, drip,

kiss him on the lip, lip

707

00:30:25,818 --> 00:30:27,351

That's the kind of dude

I was looking for

708

00:30:27,369 --> 00:30:29,404

And yes, you'll get slapped

if you looking, ho


119/169

709

00:30:29,455 --> 00:30:31,456

I said, "Excuse me,

you're a hell of a guy "

710

00:30:31,490 --> 00:30:32,874

"I mean, my-my-my-my,

you're like pelican fly

711

00:30:32,908 --> 00:30:35,410

"I mean, you're so shy

and I'm loving your tie

712

00:30:35,461 --> 00:30:37,796

You're like slicker than the

guy with the thing on his eye"

713

00:30:37,830 --> 00:30:39,297

Oh, yes, I did, yes, I did

714

00:30:39,331 --> 00:30:41,049

Somebody please tell him


120/169

who the hell I is

715

00:30:41,083 --> 00:30:42,533

I am Nicki Minaj,

I mack them dudes up

716

00:30:42,551 --> 00:30:44,535

Back coupes up,

chuck the deuce up

717

00:30:44,553 --> 00:30:47,422

Boy, you got my heartbeat

runnin' away

718

00:30:47,473 --> 00:30:50,975

Beatin' like a drum

and it's coming your way

719

00:30:51,010 --> 00:30:52,877

Can't you hear the boom

720


121/169

00:30:52,895 --> 00:30:54,979

Badoom, boom, boom, badoom,

boom bass

721

00:30:55,014 --> 00:30:57,048

That's the super bass,

boom, badoom, boom

722

00:30:57,066 --> 00:30:59,884

Boom, badoom, boom bass,

that's the super bass

723

00:30:59,902 --> 00:31:02,487

This heartbeat runnin' away

724

00:31:02,521 --> 00:31:06,491

Don't you hear that heartbeat

comin' your way?

725

00:31:06,525 --> 00:31:08,159

Oh, it feel like boom,

badoom, boom


122/169

726

00:31:08,194 --> 00:31:10,445

Boom, badoom, boom bass

I still believe

727

00:31:10,496 --> 00:31:12,280

Can't you hear that boom,

badoom, boom

728

00:31:12,331 --> 00:31:13,564

Boom, badoom, boom bass?

729

00:31:13,582 --> 00:31:18,486

Don't you know

that I still believe

730

00:31:18,521 --> 00:31:20,939

That someday you and me

731

00:31:20,973 --> 00:31:22,574

Can't you hear


123/169

that boom, badoom, boom

732

00:31:22,608 --> 00:31:24,141

Boom, badoom, boom bass?

733

00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,244

Will love again

734

00:31:26,278 --> 00:31:29,313

Boom, badoom, boom,

boom, badoom, boom bass

735

00:31:29,331 --> 00:31:30,281

That's the super bass

736

00:31:30,315 --> 00:31:34,118

I had a dream

737

00:31:34,152 --> 00:31:36,337

That one day you and me


124/169

738

00:31:36,372 --> 00:31:38,339

Boom, boom, boom, boom,

badoom, boom

739

00:31:38,374 --> 00:31:39,457

Boom, badoom, boom bass

740

00:31:39,491 --> 00:31:41,342

Will love again

741

00:31:41,377 --> 00:31:43,928

Boom, badoom, boom,

boom, badoom, boom bass

742

00:31:43,963 --> 00:31:45,496

Yeah,

that's that super bass.

743

00:31:45,514 --> 00:31:47,182

(applause)


125/169

744

00:31:49,852 --> 00:31:52,604

And that, ladies, gays,

and in-betweeners,

745

00:31:52,638 --> 00:31:53,521

and hag for life,

746

00:31:53,556 --> 00:31:54,839

is how it's done.

747

00:31:54,857 --> 00:31:56,274

Impressive, Sue, both of you.

748

00:31:56,308 --> 00:31:58,142

But Coach Sylvester used like,

749

00:31:58,176 --> 00:31:59,844

feathers and a black light,

750

00:31:59,879 --> 00:32:02,113


126/169

- and she brought in the Cheerios.

- Yeah, that's not fair.

751

00:32:02,147 --> 00:32:04,315

Yes, but nobody ever said

life is fair, Tina.

752

00:32:04,349 --> 00:32:05,867

So, William,

753

00:32:05,901 --> 00:32:07,936

though it's shockingly clear

who the winner is,

754

00:32:07,970 --> 00:32:09,520

would you do the honors,

755

00:32:09,538 --> 00:32:11,372

and unlike that interminably

long voting montage

756


127/169

00:32:11,407 --> 00:32:12,790

at the end of Lincoln,

757

00:32:12,825 --> 00:32:14,125

let's make this fast.

758

00:32:14,159 --> 00:32:17,212

Show of hands for

Blaine as Mariah.

759

00:32:17,246 --> 00:32:18,379

Thank you, Tina.

760

00:32:18,414 --> 00:32:19,530

Come on.

761

00:32:19,548 --> 00:32:20,364

Noted.

762

00:32:20,382 --> 00:32:23,034

All in favor of Sue as Nicki?


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763

00:32:23,052 --> 00:32:24,802

(chuckles)

764

00:32:24,837 --> 00:32:27,805

Well, I hope you're ready

for some form-fitting polyester,

765

00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,007

gay Clark Kent

766

00:32:29,041 --> 00:32:30,475

from season one of Smallville,

767

00:32:30,509 --> 00:32:32,477

because it looks like

you're going to be the bottom

768

00:32:32,511 --> 00:32:36,397

of my Cheerios pyramid

after all.


129/169

769

00:32:39,518 --> 00:32:41,519


770

00:32:53,565 --> 00:32:55,950

So you really are leaving?

771

00:32:57,069 --> 00:32:58,336

(sighs)

772

00:32:58,370 --> 00:32:59,454

Yeah.

773

00:33:02,407 --> 00:33:04,842

I just wanted to thank you

for everything

774

00:33:04,877 --> 00:33:06,761

you did for me.

775


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00:33:12,417 --> 00:33:13,584

Thank you.

776

00:33:16,254 --> 00:33:17,221

So...

777

00:33:17,255 --> 00:33:18,523

what's next for you?

778

00:33:18,557 --> 00:33:20,108

I don't know.

779

00:33:20,142 --> 00:33:21,425

Probably a lot of long hours

780

00:33:21,443 --> 00:33:22,927

of figuring out

what's next for me.

781

00:33:28,450 --> 00:33:29,450

MARLEY:


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Um...

782

00:33:30,986 --> 00:33:32,287

Can I speak freely?

783

00:33:32,321 --> 00:33:35,773

Yeah, sure, I'm not your

commanding officer or anything.

784

00:33:35,791 --> 00:33:37,075

Say whatever you want.

785

00:33:37,109 --> 00:33:40,378

Dude, you really need

to grow a pair.

786

00:33:40,412 --> 00:33:43,131

Maybe you should go back

to not speaking so freely.

787

00:33:43,165 --> 00:33:44,299


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I know that

788

00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:46,134

you're feeling bad about

yourself right now.

789

00:33:46,168 --> 00:33:48,252

And I also know

how just one kiss

790

00:33:48,286 --> 00:33:50,221

can get you into

a whole lot of trouble.

791

00:33:50,255 --> 00:33:51,556

Believe me.

792

00:33:51,590 --> 00:33:55,259

But if Mr. Shue doesn't want you

around anymore, forget him.

793


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00:33:55,293 --> 00:33:57,428

Don't let him define you.

794

00:33:57,462 --> 00:33:59,814

Problem is, he does define me.

795

00:33:59,848 --> 00:34:03,267

The four years I spent

in this Glee Club

796

00:34:03,301 --> 00:34:04,936

defines me.

797

00:34:04,970 --> 00:34:06,738

This whole freakin' school

defines me,

798

00:34:06,772 --> 00:34:08,156

and without it, I am...

799

00:34:08,190 --> 00:34:10,441


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I just feel... lost.

800

00:34:10,475 --> 00:34:11,492

So...

801

00:34:11,527 --> 00:34:13,761

After we lost Sectionals, I was

802

00:34:13,796 --> 00:34:15,079

terrified

803

00:34:15,114 --> 00:34:16,898

that everything was

just going to fall apart,

804

00:34:16,932 --> 00:34:18,315

but you fought

805

00:34:18,334 --> 00:34:20,001

to keep us together.


135/169

806

00:34:20,035 --> 00:34:21,452

You're a natural leader, Finn.

807

00:34:21,486 --> 00:34:23,788

A teacher.

808

00:34:23,822 --> 00:34:26,090

You don't need

Mr. Shue's approval to be that.

809

00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:27,091

Yeah,

810

00:34:27,126 --> 00:34:28,159

but I do need a little thing

811

00:34:28,193 --> 00:34:29,160

called a teaching degree.

812

00:34:29,178 --> 00:34:30,962


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So...

813

00:34:31,964 --> 00:34:33,497

...go get one.

814

00:34:43,767 --> 00:34:45,768


815

00:34:47,071 --> 00:34:48,488

(sighs)

816

00:34:48,522 --> 00:34:49,972

You gonna challenge

all three of us to a feud now?

817

00:34:49,990 --> 00:34:52,108

Look, I asked you guys here

for a truce.

818

00:34:53,494 --> 00:34:54,477

Okay, sometimes


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819

00:34:54,495 --> 00:34:55,862

I don't know how to fit in here.

820

00:34:57,047 --> 00:34:58,981

But kissing you, Marley...

821

00:34:58,999 --> 00:35:00,650

that was so out of line,

and I'm sorry.

822

00:35:00,684 --> 00:35:01,984

It's okay.

823

00:35:02,002 --> 00:35:04,954

It's not, but...

I'll never do it again.

824

00:35:06,924 --> 00:35:09,208

Look, friendship is about trust.


138/169

825

00:35:09,259 --> 00:35:10,993

Okay? It's like

when we're playing football.

826

00:35:11,011 --> 00:35:13,346

Look, I fumbled

the ball this time,

827

00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:15,548

but you know I have good hands.

828

00:35:15,599 --> 00:35:16,683

I just made a mistake.

829

00:35:16,717 --> 00:35:18,017

You know

830

00:35:18,052 --> 00:35:19,385

if you give me the ball again,

831


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00:35:19,436 --> 00:35:20,553

I won't let you down.

832

00:35:25,275 --> 00:35:27,343

Yeah, but it might take

a little while.

833

00:35:27,361 --> 00:35:28,344

I take that.

834

00:35:28,362 --> 00:35:29,729

Thank you.

835

00:35:29,780 --> 00:35:30,730

(sighs)

836

00:35:30,781 --> 00:35:32,365

Unique...

837

00:35:32,399 --> 00:35:34,683

Look, I'm not gonna pretend


140/169

like I understand everything

838

00:35:34,702 --> 00:35:35,785

that's going on with you.

839

00:35:35,819 --> 00:35:37,236

(sighs)

840

00:35:37,271 --> 00:35:39,021

But you have a truth,

841

00:35:39,039 --> 00:35:40,356

and as your friend,

842

00:35:40,391 --> 00:35:41,941

I need to support

that truth, so...

843

00:35:41,975 --> 00:35:43,493

you're a girl, dude.


141/169

844

00:35:44,945 --> 00:35:47,063

Holy crap, did I mess that up?

845

00:35:47,097 --> 00:35:48,130

No, it's just...

846

00:35:49,516 --> 00:35:51,434

That day, after we sang...

847

00:35:51,468 --> 00:35:54,771

I decided to walk home

in all my Leslie Uggams glory,

848

00:35:54,805 --> 00:35:57,824

and a group of popular girls

came after me.

849

00:35:57,858 --> 00:35:58,941

GIRL 1: ...serious?

Look at this.


142/169

850

00:35:58,975 --> 00:36:00,993

Are you a boy or a girl?

851

00:36:01,028 --> 00:36:03,279

Hey! Freak!

852

00:36:03,313 --> 00:36:05,147

Lady Freak!

853

00:36:05,165 --> 00:36:06,949

I got home before

they caught up to me,

854

00:36:06,983 --> 00:36:08,985

but I was so scared.

855

00:36:09,019 --> 00:36:10,653

I'm walking you home

from now on.

856


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00:36:10,671 --> 00:36:11,671

Yeah. Me, too.

857

00:36:11,705 --> 00:36:13,339

Me, three. KITTY: Me, four.

858

00:36:13,373 --> 00:36:15,324

And P.S., do those bitches

go to this school?

859

00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:16,826

'Cause if so,

I want their names

860

00:36:16,844 --> 00:36:18,327

so I can put Nair

in their shampoo bottles.

861

00:36:18,345 --> 00:36:20,329

- Wait a minute. We're friends?

- Look,


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862

00:36:20,347 --> 00:36:22,014

I don't know if it's 'cause

I've been dating Puckerman,

863

00:36:22,049 --> 00:36:24,434

which makes it really hard

to judge anyone...

864

00:36:24,468 --> 00:36:26,753

and I will deny it

outside in the real world...

865

00:36:26,787 --> 00:36:28,087

but, yes.

866

00:36:28,122 --> 00:36:29,088

We're friends.

867

00:36:29,123 --> 00:36:30,423

And we're in this together.


145/169

868

00:36:30,457 --> 00:36:31,507

I'm a winner,

869

00:36:31,542 --> 00:36:32,642

and I want to win Regionals.

870

00:36:32,676 --> 00:36:34,009

So we need to cut the crap

871

00:36:34,027 --> 00:36:35,111

and the fighting

872

00:36:35,145 --> 00:36:36,512

and tighten up

so we can win this.

873

00:36:36,530 --> 00:36:39,031

Friendships are tested

like this all the time.

874


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00:36:39,066 --> 00:36:40,366

And the ones that are real

875

00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,868

are the ones

that pass the test.

876

00:36:41,902 --> 00:36:43,786

Artie and Tina and Sam

and probably Brittany

877

00:36:43,821 --> 00:36:45,455

are all going to be gone

next year,

878

00:36:45,489 --> 00:36:46,773

and it's going to be up to us

879

00:36:46,807 --> 00:36:48,441

to keep up the Glee Club torch.

880


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00:36:48,475 --> 00:36:50,710

Not just winning

competitions, but...

881

00:36:50,744 --> 00:36:53,796

the legacy of being

the only place at this school...

882

00:36:53,831 --> 00:36:55,465

at any school...

883

00:36:55,499 --> 00:36:56,999

where the most special thing

you can be is yourself.

884

00:36:57,033 --> 00:36:58,801

Think we're up for it?

885

00:36:58,836 --> 00:36:59,869

Are you kidding?

886


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00:36:59,887 --> 00:37:01,838

This place ain't seen

nothing yet.

887

00:37:01,872 --> 00:37:03,306

Yeah!

Oh, yeah...

888

00:37:03,340 --> 00:37:06,041

(laughing)

889

00:37:06,059 --> 00:37:08,060


890

00:37:08,095 --> 00:37:11,013

SUE:

You look absolutely

891

00:37:11,047 --> 00:37:12,047

adorable.

892


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00:37:12,065 --> 00:37:13,349

And just to show there's

893

00:37:13,383 --> 00:37:14,684

no animosity between us,

894

00:37:14,718 --> 00:37:16,051

I've decided to make

you and Becky

895

00:37:16,069 --> 00:37:17,987

my Cheerios!

Co-captains.

896

00:37:18,021 --> 00:37:19,405

Yes!

897

00:37:20,407 --> 00:37:22,057

I love you.

898

00:37:22,075 --> 00:37:23,359


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Thank you.

(Sue whistles)

899

00:37:23,393 --> 00:37:25,912

Let this be a life

lesson to you...

900

00:37:25,946 --> 00:37:28,397

one that you'll remember

20 years from now,

901

00:37:28,415 --> 00:37:29,899

when you're playing

"Uncle Nubbins"

902

00:37:29,933 --> 00:37:32,001

on The Suite Life of

Zack and Cody reboot...

903

00:37:32,035 --> 00:37:34,337

that the real world is nothing

like the Glee Club,


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904

00:37:34,371 --> 00:37:36,405

where you can join and rejoin,

905

00:37:36,423 --> 00:37:38,007

quit and requit

906

00:37:38,041 --> 00:37:39,675

whenever you're not crying

907

00:37:39,710 --> 00:37:41,377

or throwing confetti

at each other.

908

00:37:41,411 --> 00:37:43,830

Because in the real world,

there are commitments...

909

00:37:43,864 --> 00:37:46,065

and you're only as good

as your word.


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910

00:37:50,053 --> 00:37:51,938

Blaine Devon Anderson,

911

00:37:51,972 --> 00:37:54,557

do I have your word

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