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100:02:00,353 --> 00:02:03,765Oh Hector, please,call me Gigi.

200:02:06,807 --> 00:02:09,658Oh Hector, call me Gigi. Oh!

300:02:19,510 --> 00:02:21,200Is Hector still asleep?

400:02:21,390 --> 00:02:22,250Yep.

500:02:22,251 --> 00:02:24,844Aah.

600:02:26,368 --> 00:02:32,182Hector, wakey-wakey.

Come on, rise and shine.

700:02:36,100 --> 00:02:37,094Sweet!

800:02:44,425 --> 00:02:46,109Oh, good morning.

900:02:43,257 --> 00:02:44,257

Oh, good morning.

1000:02:47,345 --> 00:02:53,059Uh, no, no, no,good morning, ah-ah-ah.

1100:02:55,974 --> 00:02:58,900No Hector, I have a cold.

1200:02:59,200 --> 00:03:00,391

And so have I.

1300:03:00,737 --> 00:03:02,650Oh you have a cold, Bridget.

1400:03:03,073 --> 00:03:05,053Yes, I have a cold.

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1500:03:05,630 --> 00:03:09,510Yes, we have a cold,so let's begin again.

1600:03:10,036 --> 00:03:10,781Good morning.

1700:03:12,290 --> 00:03:13,234Good morning.

1800:03:14,824 --> 00:03:17,110Oh never mind.

1900:03:17,532 --> 00:03:18,614Hector, would you like some

2000:03:28,400 --> 00:03:29,820 New pyjamas?

2100:03:30,553 --> 00:03:31,170Mmm?

2200:03:38,243 --> 00:03:40,830Annie, bathroom.

2300:03:42,650 --> 00:03:44,059Now!

2400:04:05,100 --> 00:04:06,962Good morning.Good morning.

2500:04:08,729 --> 00:04:09,973Is it fancy dress?

2600:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,039Fancy dress?

2700:04:12,973 --> 00:04:13,540Yes.

2800:04:14,164 --> 00:04:15,503Oh, nice.

2900:04:16,228 --> 00:04:19,103

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Hey, nice car, ay.

3000:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,952I have this car at home.

3100:04:22,418 --> 00:04:25,724Wow, you have this car at home.Ahm.

3200:04:26,207 --> 00:04:28,323Girls must love you

3300:04:29,226 --> 00:04:32,100Girls, no.

3400:04:32,432 --> 00:04:37,113No?Hector, can I tell you something?

3500:04:37,932 --> 00:04:38,727OK.

3600:04:38,728 --> 00:04:43,022The car looks good.Ah-ay.

3700:04:44,651 --> 00:04:47,564Ay. So you must look

good too! Ha-hmm?

3800:04:48,438 --> 00:04:49,680I look good!

3900:04:49,950 --> 00:04:52,497No.You don't look good.

40

00:05:05,517 --> 00:05:07,713Hector's clothes are awful!

4100:05:07,876 --> 00:05:10,154Oh, they're so old fashioned!

4200:05:11,314 --> 00:05:14,290I know, I'll take him shopping.

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4300:05:14,700 --> 00:05:17,824But Bridget you're so busythat I'll take him shopping.

4400:05:18,170 --> 00:05:20,665No, it's all right,I'll take him shopping.

4500:05:20,777 --> 00:05:22,350But there's no problem,I'll take him shopping.

4600:05:22,351 --> 00:05:23,805I said I'll take him shopping!!

4700:05:27,746 --> 00:05:34,767You need, you need a -oh hi, babe!

4800:05:35,125 --> 00:05:36,264Oh it's you, Nick.

4900:05:36,670 --> 00:05:37,598Oh hi, Nick.

5000:05:38,185 --> 00:05:41,086Hector has asked me whatclothes to wear.

5100:05:41,750 --> 00:05:43,170Yeah, right.

5200:05:43,576 --> 00:05:48,288You need a look, like on a fast bike.

5300:05:53,372 --> 00:05:56,830No, no, no, no, Hector, don't listento Nick, listen to me.

5400:05:57,190 --> 00:05:57,420OK.

5500:05:58,037 --> 00:06:00,434You need a designer look.

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00:06:00,435 --> 00:06:07,251No, no, no, Hector, that's not for you.

5700:06:07,962 --> 00:06:11,867You need, you need a cowboy look.

5800:06:14,996 --> 00:06:17,222No, no, a leather jacket.

5900:06:17,223 --> 00:06:18,740A bandanna and a vest

6000:06:19,042 --> 00:06:20,364A denim shirt.

6100:06:20,713 --> 00:06:21,365A motor bike!

62

00:06:22,367 --> 00:06:22,878Designer!

6300:06:22,976 --> 00:06:23,997Cowboy!

6400:06:25,024 --> 00:06:25,831Ah, stop!!

6500:06:27,632 --> 00:06:30,954

OK, I will go shopping.

6600:06:31,469 --> 00:06:32,114What?

6700:06:32,699 --> 00:06:33,678On your own?

6800:06:34,243 --> 00:06:35,730But - you need us!

6900:06:36,244 --> 00:06:37,376Ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

7000:06:38,049 --> 00:06:39,762How?What will you say?

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7100:06:40,437 --> 00:06:40,956Erm

7200:06:42,073 --> 00:06:43,978It's OK, leave it to me.

7300:06:44,424 --> 00:06:47,764I am the shopkeeper,you are the customer.

7400:06:48,015 --> 00:06:48,319Uh?

7500:06:49,121 --> 00:06:53,037This is a shop.I sell, you buy.

7600:06:53,289 --> 00:06:54,191Oh, OK.

7700:06:55,980 --> 00:06:59,215Oh, ding-dong.Good morning.

7800:06:59,992 --> 00:07:03,219Good morning!Can I help you?

7900:07:03,665 --> 00:07:06,700Yes.I I

8000:07:06,940 --> 00:07:08,538I would like

8100:07:09,225 --> 00:07:14,543I would like a jacket, please.

8200:07:15,511 --> 00:07:16,458Trousers.

8300:07:16,895 --> 00:07:17,005Uh?

84

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00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:20,650I would like a pair of trousersplease.

8500:07:21,188 --> 00:07:24,865Oh, I would like a pair oftrou-sers please

8600:07:25,437 --> 00:07:27,596- And a shirt.

8700:07:28,620 --> 00:07:30,875No. shoes.

8800:07:31,334 --> 00:07:34,063I would like a pair of shoes,please.

8900:07:34,498 --> 00:07:38,219

I would like a pair of shoes,please.

9000:07:38,917 --> 00:07:41,228And a cat for my head.

9100:07:42,500 --> 00:07:43,785I think you mean a hat.

9200:07:44,206 --> 00:07:44,635

Look!

9300:07:45,820 --> 00:07:47,019This is a cat!

9400:07:49,453 --> 00:07:52,476A cat for my head!

9500:07:54,090 --> 00:07:56,335Hector, come shopping

with me.

9600:07:57,379 --> 00:07:58,024Or me.

9700:07:58,025 --> 00:07:58,984No, me.

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9800:07:59,232 --> 00:08:00,235He's my pen friend!

9900:08:00,590 --> 00:08:01,693All right!

10000:08:03,527 --> 00:08:06,087Me, you and you will go shoppingfor Hector

10100:08:06,233 --> 00:08:09,775a little bit eachI will go to the shoe shop.

10200:08:10,246 --> 00:08:12,122And I will go to the clothes shop.

10300:08:12,390 --> 00:08:14,487

No, I'll go to the clothes shop!

10400:08:15,070 --> 00:08:16,615OK, I'll just buy the shirt.

10500:08:17,754 --> 00:08:19,555I'll buy the trousers!

10600:08:20,470 --> 00:08:21,823Good! Hah!

10700:08:23,075 --> 00:08:23,780Good.

10800:08:23,781 --> 00:08:25,151Right, let's go!

10900:08:27,190 --> 00:08:30,467Oh, no, I completely forgot!

11000:08:30,777 --> 00:08:33,884We need, eggs, lemonsand dog food

11100:08:34,961 --> 00:08:37,480Oh, it's all right,I'll do it on line later.

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11200:08:37,481 --> 00:08:40,339Eggs, lemons, dog food.

11300:08:40,712 --> 00:08:43,441Oh well done, Hector.

11400:08:43,922 --> 00:08:47,314Bye Hector.Oh and don't answer the phone,

11500:08:47,390 --> 00:08:48,940it might be the tarantula.

11600:08:49,485 --> 00:08:50,120OK.

11700:08:50,690 --> 00:08:52,346Bye Hector, be good.

11800:08:52,571 --> 00:08:54,635And if you can't be good, be careful.Ha-ha.

11900:08:54,956 --> 00:08:56,235Eh?Never mind!

12000:10:18,473 --> 00:10:23,252

I would like a cat for my head!

12100:10:25,829 --> 00:10:27,781Oh, room service.

12200:10:29,024 --> 00:10:32,876Hello, I would like an eggfor my head, ha-ha!

12300:10:33,197 --> 00:10:34,695

Lemons for my head!

12400:10:37,289 --> 00:10:39,750Oh, dog food for my head.

12500:10:40,053 --> 00:10:41,013Who's that?

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12600:10:42,999 --> 00:10:44,194Aah!The tarantula!

12700:10:46,852 --> 00:10:47,839I said, who's that?

12800:10:48,209 --> 00:10:48,807Hello.

12900:10:49,056 --> 00:10:49,775Where's Bridget?

13000:10:51,090 --> 00:10:53,435Erm, where is Bridget?

13100:10:55,579 --> 00:10:59,767Me, I am Bridget.

I don't believe you.

13200:10:59,768 --> 00:11:03,060Yes, I have a cold!

13300:11:04,718 --> 00:11:05,909Oh, I'm sorry

13400:11:06,297 --> 00:11:07,391Oh, thank you.

13500:11:09,975 --> 00:11:11,084Ssh!Charlie!

13600:11:12,834 --> 00:11:13,270Is that a dog?

13700:11:13,664 --> 00:11:21,921No, no, it is not a dog,

Annie has a cold also!

13800:11:22,528 --> 00:11:23,680Oh, poor Annie.

13900:11:25,358 --> 00:11:26,105Thank you.

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14000:11:26,910 --> 00:11:27,639Now goodbye!

14100:11:30,646 --> 00:11:34,730Oh, oh ole!

14200:11:35,878 --> 00:11:39,753I am Hector, I speak Englis

14300:11:40,804 --> 00:11:47,289Eggs, lemons, dog food.Eggs, lemons, dog food.

14400:12:15,856 --> 00:12:18,534Oh hi, [erm] good,good afternoon Annie.

14500:12:18,930 --> 00:12:22,004

Good afternoon Hector.I bought this for you.

14600:12:22,373 --> 00:12:23,617Oh, what is it

14700:12:24,547 --> 00:12:26,395Try it on.Eh?

148

00:12:27,423 --> 00:12:30,050TRY IT ON!

14900:12:31,170 --> 00:12:34,646TRY IT ON?

15000:12:35,715 --> 00:12:38,531Oh, try it on!Oh, ah.

151

00:12:47,772 --> 00:12:48,580Where's Hector?

15200:12:49,208 --> 00:12:49,883In the bathroom.

15300:12:50,984 --> 00:12:52,913Good.

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I'll give this to him.

15400:12:55,004 --> 00:12:57,400It's OK, I'll give it to him!No, it's all right.

15500:12:58,274 --> 00:12:59,000Hector

15600:12:59,475 --> 00:13:00,577Hector

15700:13:01,424 --> 00:13:03,996I've got something for you

15800:13:03,997 --> 00:13:06,273Oh, OK.Come in

15900:13:11,559 --> 00:13:13,078Spoil sport!

16000:13:18,957 --> 00:13:19,761Hector!

16100:13:24,024 --> 00:13:25,500Hector.

162

00:13:26,615 --> 00:13:27,108Hello.

16300:13:27,955 --> 00:13:32,009Here are your clothes,you will look so cool.

16400:13:32,572 --> 00:13:34,550Cool?Co-ol.

16500:13:36,924 --> 00:13:37,764Cool!

16600:13:48,146 --> 00:13:49,731Nice melons!

16700:13:50,351 --> 00:13:52,720

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Melons?Who are those from?

16800:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,807Ah, I think Hector has beenshopping online.

16900:13:56,808 --> 00:13:59,575Oh, I'm really thirsty,I need a drink.

17000:14:00,425 --> 00:14:02,840But we don't need any melons!

17100:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,796Well he did try!

17200:14:07,558 --> 00:14:14,226And he bought some eggs.

Yeah, just a few.

17300:15:36,926 --> 00:15:40,300So how did Hectordo the shopping?

17400:15:40,746 --> 00:15:41,946Ah-ha!

17500:15:42,607 --> 00:15:46,717

Hector ordered ten melonsinstead of ten lemons.

17600:15:47,198 --> 00:15:49,230Oh, an easy mistake,he did try.

17700:15:49,457 --> 00:15:50,760Yes, he did try.

178

00:15:50,912 --> 00:15:52,072And what about the eggs?

17900:15:52,338 --> 00:15:54,517OK, eggs.

18000:15:54,706 --> 00:15:56,045You buy a dozen eggs, yeah.

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18100:15:56,425 --> 00:15:58,282Yep, a dozen is ten.

18200:15:58,426 --> 00:16:01,439A dozen is twelve, stupid!

18300:16:01,686 --> 00:16:02,739I know!

18400:16:03,102 --> 00:16:06,350Well Hector has putthe number twelve here.

18500:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,219Well that's OK,that's one box.

186

00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:11,855No, he orderedtwelve boxes.

18700:16:12,247 --> 00:16:14,281One hundred and forty four.

18800:16:15,139 --> 00:16:17,294Now, dog food.

189

00:16:17,470 --> 00:16:19,680Ha, ha, I can't wait!

19000:16:20,812 --> 00:16:23,165OK, I'm ready!

19100:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,316We're ready!Enter!

192

00:16:34,222 --> 00:16:35,927Do you like it?

19300:16:43,346 --> 00:16:44,832Well?

19400:16:45,910 --> 00:16:49,633Ah [erm] I like the shirt.

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I like the sarong.

19500:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,111I like the shoes.

19600:16:51,230 --> 00:16:54,315So, am I co-ol?

19700:16:54,593 --> 00:16:56,011[Erm].

19800:16:56,380 --> 00:16:58,712No.I'm not cool.

19900:16:59,209 --> 00:17:01,024[Erm] no.

200

00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:05,829So, I will go shopping.

20100:17:06,058 --> 00:17:07,342Here we go again.

20200:17:07,447 --> 00:17:10,993Hector! You can't goout there on your own.

203

00:17:11,069 --> 00:17:12,918You went shopping onthe Internet.

20400:17:13,082 --> 00:17:13,933Yes.Ha-ha!

20500:17:14,362 --> 00:17:18,802You ordered melons insteadof lemons and too many eggs.

20600:17:19,365 --> 00:17:21,485Have you ever beento a supermarket?

20700:17:21,860 --> 00:17:24,115No.My

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20800:17:26,014 --> 00:17:27,119Who are these?

20900:17:27,793 --> 00:17:28,960My

21000:17:30,980 --> 00:17:31,905 Servants.

21100:17:32,170 --> 00:17:34,162Yeah, my servants..

21200:17:34,222 --> 00:17:36,555Servants.Now I understand.

21300:17:36,800 --> 00:17:37,342

Come on Hector,

21400:17:37,516 --> 00:17:39,430I will teach you how to shop,Hector

21500:17:39,575 --> 00:17:40,665Till you drop.

21600:17:40,780 --> 00:17:43,042

Bridget and I will bethe shopkeepers.

21700:17:43,187 --> 00:17:46,405And you are our customer!

21800:17:46,578 --> 00:17:50,440OK.Good afternoon.

21900:17:50,473 --> 00:17:51,810Good afternoon!

22000:17:51,990 --> 00:17:53,837Can I help you sir?

22100:17:54,007 --> 00:17:57,727

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Eh?What would you like to buy?

22200:17:57,879 --> 00:18:01,772Oh, I would like some

22300:18:03,071 --> 00:18:03,784 Clothes!

22400:18:03,974 --> 00:18:07,713Yes, I would like some clothes,please.

22500:18:08,408 --> 00:18:10,759What size?Eh?

22600:18:11,033 --> 00:18:14,595What size.

22700:18:14,987 --> 00:18:15,998I don't know.

22800:18:18,279 --> 00:18:21,965I'll have to measure you then.

22900:18:25,274 --> 00:18:26,898Arms up please.Eh?

23000:18:27,697 --> 00:18:29,674Arms up, please.

23100:18:29,769 --> 00:18:32,160Oh, arms up, please.

23200:18:34,645 --> 00:18:36,500Chest.

23300:18:38,172 --> 00:18:42,426Ooh! One hundredand twelve centimetres!

23400:18:42,545 --> 00:18:45,583Chest, one hundred andtwelve centimetres.

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23500:18:45,832 --> 00:18:48,144And waist.

23600:18:49,139 --> 00:18:51,203Eighty two centimetres.

23700:18:51,976 --> 00:18:55,219Waist,eighty two centimetres.

23800:18:55,355 --> 00:18:57,776And l-e-g!!

23900:18:57,916 --> 00:18:59,893I'll do that!NO, it's OK!

24000:19:00,022 --> 00:19:02,060

No, I should do that!

24100:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,720Eight-ty seven centimetres!

24200:19:14,148 --> 00:19:16,343Now, do you like these trousers?

24300:19:16,524 --> 00:19:18,298Do you like this shirt?

24400:19:18,615 --> 00:19:20,278Ye-es.Good!

24500:19:20,451 --> 00:19:25,464That's [erm] Five thousand pounds, please.

246

00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:26,393OK.

24700:19:26,779 --> 00:19:29,068No, no, no Hector.

24800:19:29,480 --> 00:19:37,841Five thousand pounds is, is

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eight thousand dollars!

24900:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,222Yeah.

25000:19:39,539 --> 00:19:42,616It's too much, it's too expensive.

25100:19:42,720 --> 00:19:43,955Not for Hector!

25200:19:44,288 --> 00:19:48,692So, I am ready to go shopping!

25300:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,299Ha ha!

25400:19:55,091 --> 00:19:57,801

Good luck.Yeah, good luck.

25500:19:58,012 --> 00:19:59,504You'll need it!

25600:20:18,971 --> 00:20:21,748Where's my lemon drink, Nick?

25700:20:23,585 --> 00:20:26,315

Nick, are there any more tissues?

25800:20:26,546 --> 00:20:30,055All right, I'm coming as fast as I can!

25900:20:30,860 --> 00:20:31,748OK.

26000:20:35,654 --> 00:20:39,309Oh, I feel awful.

Oh, me too.

26100:20:39,310 --> 00:20:42,165Nothing will make me feel better.

26200:20:43,714 --> 00:20:47,295Oh, can you get that please Nick?

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26300:20:51,225 --> 00:20:52,764Oh, it's only Hector.

26400:21:19,826 --> 00:21:22,560Well, is it cool?

26500:21:22,901 --> 00:21:26,623Wow, man! Well done!You look great!

26600:21:27,421 --> 00:21:30,634I would like a shirt, please.

26700:21:31,031 --> 00:21:33,939Excellent!Oh the clothes are super!

26800:21:34,195 --> 00:21:37,476

And a pair of trou-sers.

26900:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,018Oh, you are clever, Hector!

27000:21:40,325 --> 00:21:44,853And a pair of shoes, please!

27100:21:46,143 --> 00:21:49,014I have been shopping!

27200:21:50,648 --> 00:21:52,447Oh, I'll get it.

27300:21:55,666 --> 00:21:57,877Hello.It's me.

27400:21:58,262 --> 00:22:01,978Oh, hello.

It's the tarantula!

27500:22:02,966 --> 00:22:04,503How are you?Fine, thank you

27600:22:04,800 --> 00:22:05,928

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Oh, good, good.

27700:22:06,610 --> 00:22:08,998How's your cold?How's my cold?

27800:22:09,638 --> 00:22:12,008Well how did you knowI have a cold?

27900:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,486You told me this morning.

28000:22:13,900 --> 00:22:18,220Me, I am Bridget.I don't believe you.

28100:22:18,370 --> 00:22:21,430Yes, I have a cold.

28200:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,251Oh, I'm sorry.Thank you.

28300:22:26,586 --> 00:22:31,583Yes, silly me!I told you this morning.

28400:22:31,905 --> 00:22:34,061

Why are four hundred tins ofdog food here for Annie?

28500:22:34,411 --> 00:22:35,184Pardon?

28600:22:37,127 --> 00:22:40,287I don't know. Well, how strange!

287

00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:41,510Four hundred tins.

28800:22:41,671 --> 00:22:43,564Yes, that's a lot of tins.

28900:22:43,982 --> 00:22:45,889Well I really don't know.

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Can you ask Annie?

29000:22:46,025 --> 00:22:50,213Yes, I'll ask Annie, goodbye.

29100:22:52,401 --> 00:22:58,102The tarantula said, why have fourhundred tins of dog food downstairs?

29200:22:58,578 --> 00:23:00,500Four hundred tins?

29300:23:08,052 --> 00:23:10,317Hector!

29400:23:14,172 --> 00:23:16,114Next time in EXTRA.

295

00:23:16,499 --> 00:23:22,621Annie goes dating on the Internetand so do Nick and Hector,

29600:23:23,003 --> 00:23:25,241but do they like their dates?

29700:23:25,592 --> 00:23:27,395Extra - don't miss it!