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STARGATE SG1"AVALON" PART 1
EPISODE #901ADIALOGUE CONTINUITY SCRIPT
July 6, 2005
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TIMECODE DIALOGUE
START TIMECODE 01:00:00:00 AT FIRST FRAME OF PICTURE
TEASER
01:00:13:10 TECHNICIAN: (O/S): Who's that?
01:00:14:18 HARRIMAN (O/S): Lieutenant Colonel Cameron Mitchell.
01:00:16:01 HARRIMAN (CONT'D): Two years ago. Dogfight over Antarctica.
01:00:20:04 HARRIMAN (CONT'D): SG-1 found the Ancient outpost and took out Anubis'
fleet.
01:00:23:20 TECHNICIAN: That's him?
01:00:24:23 HARRIMAN (O/S): That's him.
01:00:31:00 MITCHELL: (V/O): Remember, no matter what, we're here to protect SG-1 at all
costs.
01:00:39:07 MITCHELL (CONT'D): Target the Alkesh first…
01:00:41:10 MITCHELL (CONT'D): Gliders second. Go low, boys and girls. Prometheus has
our six.
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01:00:55:19 BANKS: Break left.
01:00:57:00 BANKS (CONT'D): Two gliders at our three o'clock.
01:01:04:18 CARTER: Prometheus.
01:01:06:18 HAMMOND (V/O OVER RADIO): SG-1…
01:01:06:23 HAMMOND (V/O OVER RADIO CONT'D)): This is Hammond. Do you read?
01:01:08:22 CARTER: Yes, Sir. It's good to see you.
01:01:16:27 (BEEPING)
01:01:18:15 BANKS: Contact.
01:01:19:15 BANKS (CONT'D O/S): One bandit on the deck and inbound.
01:01:20:27 MITCHELL: Tally, One.
01:01:26:29 MITCHELL (CONT'D V/O): Fox Two, Fox Two.
01:01:30:07 MITCHELL (CONT'D): So close.
01:01:33:07 BANKS: We've been hit.
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01:01:34:12 BANKS (CONT'D): Left thruster…
01:01:35:12 BANKS (CONT'D): Is down.
01:01:36:25 BANKS (CONT'D O/S): Contact. Two bandits on our six.
01:01:51:15 REDMOND (V/O OVER RADIO): Blue Leader…
01:01:52:02 REDMOND (V/O OVER RADIO CONT'D): We've got your six.
01:02:00:19 BANKS (V/O): Nice shot, Red!
01:02:10:06 BANKS (CONT'D): He's been hit!
01:02:11:16 MITCHELL: Redmond!
01:02:12:17 BANKS: He's gone.
01:02:25:11 (BUZZING)
01:02:28:08 HARRIMAN: Chief Master Sergeant Walter Harriman.
01:02:32:29 HARRIMAN (CONT'D): The general's ready for you, Colonel.
01:02:34:11 MITCHELL: It's bigger than I thought it would be.
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01:02:37:10 HARRIMAN: Yes, Sir. Welcome to Stargate Command.
END OF TEASER
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ACT ONE
01:03:17:28 HARRIMAN: Feel free to have a seat. General Landry will be with you shortly.
He's just finishing up a briefing with SG-12.
01:03:23:09 MITCHELL: Thank you, Sergeant.
01:03:30:10 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION O/S)
01:03:41:08 MITCHELL (V/O): All right, boys and girls, listen up.
01:03:42:24 MITCHELL (CONT'D): We've got a change in plans.
01:03:45:00 MITCHELL (CONT'D): New orders from General Hammond. We are no longer
going after Anubis' mothership.
01:03:48:29 MITCHELL (CONT'D): SG-1 is on its way to Antarctica in a cargo ship.
01:03:51:10 BANKS: SG-1?
01:03:52:14 MITCHELL: They think they may have found the Lost City of the Ancients.
01:03:55:08 REDMOND: In Antarctica?
01:03:56:06 MITCHELL: It doesn't matter where they are or what it is they're doing. It's SG-
1, and we're going to cover their asses.
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01:04:00:11 MITCHELL (CONT'D): E.T.A. is nine minutes. Expect the enemy to throw
everything they have at us.
01:04:03:28 MITCHELL (CONT'D): All right, saddle up, folks.
01:04:05:14 REDMOND: Cocky sons of bitches.
01:04:07:07 LANDRY: Marines. Never liked them. You must be Colonel Mitchell.
01:04:15:05 MITCHELL: Yes, Sir. It's good to be here, Sir.
01:04:18:26 LANDRY: Your service record's impeccable…
01:04:20:10 LANDRY (CONT'D): Mitchell. What's wrong with you?
01:04:23:00 MITCHELL: Sir?
01:04:24:25 LANDRY: Nobody's perfect. Everyone has some sort of character flaw. What's
yours?
01:04:30:25 MITCHELL: Sometimes I can be impatient...Sir.
01:04:33:03 LANDRY: Well, all pilots have type-A personalities. I'm talking about your
Kryptonite.
01:04:40:24 LANDRY (CONT'D): Don't worry. I'll figure it out. Walter!
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01:04:42:28 HARRIMAN (V/O): The files on your desk are the personnel folders you're
about…
01:04:46:07 HARRIMAN (V/O CONT'D): To request, Sir.
01:04:47:07 LANDRY: About to request? Walter, I'd appreciate it--
01:04:49:02 HARRIMAN (V/O INTERRUPTING): You have to push the button to talk, Sir.
01:04:56:00 LANDRY: Thank you, Walter.
01:04:57:23 LANDRY (CONT'D): The thing that's hardest to get used to around here is how
good everybody is at their job. Fact is, I like yelling at people. Never
get the damn chance.
01:05:10:22 MITCHELL: I'll try not to lower the average, Sir.
01:05:13:12 LANDRY: Oh, self-deprecating sense of humor.
01:05:18:08 LANDRY (CONT'D): You think it'll make people like you despite your outward
perfection.
01:05:22:10 MITCHELL: No.
01:05:24:15 LANDRY: Here you go, son. Get started.
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01:05:28:09 MITCHELL: Sir?
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01:05:29:20 LANDRY: You heard the disconnected voice of the little sergeant with psychic
powers. Those are personnel files. Start picking your team.
01:05:40:11 MITCHELL: General, I'm here to join SG-1.
01:05:42:22 LANDRY: Colonel, you're here to lead SG-1.
01:05:50:24 MITCHELL: Uh, what about Lieutenant Colonel Carter?
01:05:54:24 LANDRY: She's taken command of Stargate R & D out of Area 51.
01:05:58:25 MITCHELL: Since when?
01:06:00:05 LANDRY: Last week.
01:06:01:09 MITCHELL: And Daniel Jackson?
01:06:02:20 LANDRY: Dr. Jackson put in for reassignment. Teal'c left the program over a
month ago.
01:06:08:06 LANDRY (CONT'D O/S): I'm surprised General O'Neill didn't tell you.
01:06:11:01 MITCHELL: No.
01:06:13:00 LANDRY: Well, that's Jack for you. You know, I looked for the key…
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01:06:17:15 LANDRY (CONT'D O/S): To that desk for a week before I finally got him to
admit he never had one.
01:06:21:25 LANDRY (CONT'D): The man never opened a drawer the whole time he was
here.
01:06:25:17 MITCHELL: I'm sorry, Sir. The reason that I requested this post...
01:06:33:25 MITCHELL (CONT'D O/S): Why...why I worked so hard...
01:06:39:24 LANDRY: Expresses himself poorly when faced with unexpected challenge?
Your sheet says that you have outstanding leadership skills. Take the
files, Colonel. Choose your team before I start to question the
accuracy of that claim.
01:06:59:18 MITCHELL: Yes, Sir.
01:07:03:17 (KNOCKING)
01:07:06:12 MITCHELL: Dr. Jackson.
01:07:07:24 DANIEL: Colonel.
01:07:10:16 MITCHELL: My friends call me Cameron.
01:07:11:27 DANIEL: Daniel. Uh, how are you?
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01:07:15:00 MITCHELL: I'm good, thanks.
01:07:16:26 DANIEL: Uh, yeah, I heard you were coming.
01:07:19:08 MITCHELL: Yeah. They told me you were leaving.
01:07:20:26 DANIEL: Yes. Finally. You don't, uh...you don't want to help...
01:07:26:02 MITCHELL: No, actually, I came to see if I could talk you into staying.
01:07:28:24 DANIEL: You're kidding.
01:07:30:03 MITCHELL: I've been given command of SG-1.
01:07:34:06 DANIEL: Wow. Well, good for you. You, uh...you deserve it.
01:07:38:29 MITCHELL: I think the SGC still needs you.
01:07:41:03 DANIEL: There's lots of other guys.
01:07:42:26 MITCHELL: You're the world's foremost expert on the Ancients.
01:07:45:18 DANIEL: Yes, and that's why I'm going to Atlantis, "City of the Ancients."
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01:07:48:22 MITCHELL: Listen...General O'Neill gave me the choice of any posting I
wanted. I chose SG-1. That meant Colonel Carter, Teal'c, and
yourself. Not two letters, a dash, and a number.
01:08:01:13 DANIEL: That's nice.
01:08:02:24 MITCHELL: I wanted to be on the front line, working with the best. I wanted to
learn from you.
01:08:06:09 DANIEL: Look, this is all very flattering, but, uh...
01:08:08:16 MITCHELL: That's not the point.
01:08:11:23 DANIEL: I'm sorry. I know I owe you one. We all do.
01:08:23:22 BANKS: We've lost a turbine.
01:08:25:20 CARTER (V/O OVER RADIO): Heads up, Blue Leader. We have another
bandit incoming.
01:08:28:07 MITCHELL: I see it, Major.
01:08:34:28 MITCHELL (O/S): Fox Two.
01:08:37:28 MITCHELL: Crash.
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01:08:43:19 CARTER: That was close.
01:08:49:08 MITCHELL: Listen, Jackson...I don't want you to stay because you think you
owe me one. Unless, of course, you were considering it.
01:08:58:12 DANIEL: Oh, no, no. I was just going to offer you my apartment.
01:09:07:15 MITCHELL: Right.
01:09:12:19 MITCHELL (V/O): Brother, I love what you've done with the place.
01:09:14:27 TEAL'C: These columns were salvaged and restored from the original Ancient
monument.
01:09:19:03 MITCHELL: Well, it's got a real high council feel to it. Hope you're taking lots of
before and after pictures.
01:09:23:14 TEAL'C: Where is the rest of your team, Colonel Mitchell?
01:09:26:12 MITCHELL: Actually, it's still kind of "SG-me." That's one of the reasons…
01:09:31:26 MITCHELL (CONT'D): I'm here. I was hoping maybe you could help me.
01:09:38:15 TEAL'C: I can offer some names of those I consider to be honorable warriors.
01:09:42:07 MITCHELL: I appreciate that. I know you're busy.
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01:09:45:08 TEAL'C: We are attempting to build a whole new system of government that
will span Jaffa worlds throughout the galaxies.
01:09:50:18 MITCHELL: Yeah, how's that going?
01:09:52:02 TEAL'C: Not well.
01:09:53:18 MITCHELL: Well, your people did just renounce their gods. I guess we've got
to cut them a bit of a break.
01:09:58:00 TEAL'C: Too many are still steeped in an old culture full of antiquated rituals,
and are slow to accept change.
01:10:03:08 MITCHELL: I understand Major Davis and SG-7…
01:10:05:27 MITCHELL (CONT'D): Are trying to help out.
01:10:06:28 TEAL'C: That has caused problems as well. Many view the Tauri with the same
level of mistrust as a would-be enemy. They see the proposed system
of government as a means to control and subvert their newly acquired
freedom.
01:10:17:16 TEAL'C (CONT'D): My allegiance to the Tauri is not serving me as well as you
might think in winning votes from the most traditional of the Jaffa
electorate.
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01:10:24:15 MITCHELL: Wow, politics really does suck everywhere you go.
01:10:27:20 TEAL'C: Indeed.
01:10:31:03 MITCHELL: Listen, maybe it's a good thing I came by.
01:10:33:10 MITCHELL: If this doesn't work out...before all the space on my team fills...
01:10:37:12 RAKNOR: Teal'c, the council is returning from recess.
01:10:39:19 TEAL'C: I must go.
01:10:40:24 MITCHELL: Sure.
01:10:42:06 TEAL'C: It was been good to see you, Colonel Mitchell.
01:10:43:20 MITCHELL: Yeah.
01:10:45:00 TEAL'C: I will forward a list of names as soon as I am able.
01:10:46:15 MITCHELL: Have fun. Did I mention I'm on a mission from God? Okay. Never
mind.
01:10:54:06 MITCHELL (CONT'D): Yo, you want to join SG-1? Hi. Cameron Mitchell.
Colonel.
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01:11:01:09 MITCHELL (CONT'D): Excuse me, can you tell me which way to the Stargate?
Chapp'ai? Just point a finger.
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01:11:14:10 CARTER (V/O): Hi, Cameron.
01:11:15:20 MITCHELL: Hey, Sam. It's good to see you.
01:11:17:12 CARTER (V/O ONSCREEN): Sorry it took me so long to get back to you. We
have been up to our ears double-checking the new hyperdrive, and
then the uplink was jammed with the long-range plotting program
being transmitted by the Asgard...no need to bore you. How you
been?
01:11:29:00 CARTER (V/O CONT'D): You look good.
01:11:30:02 MITCHELL: Thanks. Listen, Sam...come back and re-join SG-1.
01:11:34:09 CARTER (V/O ONSCREEN): I heard you'd been given command.
Congratulations.
01:11:36:26 MITCHELL: I'm not kidding. You can keep an eye on R & D in your spare time,
just like you always have.
01:11:41:09 MITCHELL (CONT'D): Besides, Dr. Lee is pouting because you got the post
over him.
01:11:44:27 CARTER (V/O ONSCREEN): Really?
01:11:46:20 MITCHELL: No, I made that up.
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01:11:48:05 CARTER (V/O ONSCREEN): I have my reasons for wanting this job.
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01:11:50:27 MITCHELL: I had my reasons for wanting this job. One of them was working
with you, and please do not say, "That's nice."
01:11:57:00 CARTER (V/O ONSCREEN): We'll still work together.
01:11:58:24 MITCHELL: It won't be the same. What if the world needs saving?
01:12:02:11 CARTER (V/O ONSCREEN): Well, if the world needs saving, I will be there to
do what I can.
01:12:05:26 MITCHELL: What if the world needs saving because I screwed up because
you weren't here in the first place?
01:12:14:02 MITCHELL (CONT'D): How about we pretend I didn't say that?
01:12:15:15 CARTER (V/O ONSCREEN): Done.
01:12:17:00 FEMALE TECHNICIAN (V/O): Lieutenant Colonel Carter to the bridge.
Lieutenant Colonel Carter…
01:12:20:05 FEMALE TECHNICIAN (V/O CONT'D): Please report immediately to the...
01:12:21:05 CARTER (V/O ONSCREEN): Sorry, I got to go.
01:12:22:07 MITCHELL: Yeah. I'll buy you breakfast when you get back on solid ground.
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01:12:26:20 CARTER (V/O ONSCREEN): You're on. Talk to you soon.
01:12:33:29 (GROANS)
01:12:36:22 MITCHELL: Well, Walter...it doesn't look like we're getting the band back
together.
01:12:43:00 MITCHELL (V/O): I can't shake him!
01:12:44:11 MITCHELL (V/O CONT'D): Reroute power to the--
01:12:44:28 (BLAST)
01:12:51:01 MITCHELL: Banks, you okay?
01:12:54:11 MITCHELL (CONT'D): Banks!
01:12:58:02 MITCHELL (CONT'D): I'm losing it. Hang on back there.
01:13:01:01 MITCHELL (CONT'D): Eject! Eject! Dammit. Ejection failed. Mayday! Mayday!
01:13:07:16 MITCHELL (CONT'D): We are going in. Repeat, we are going in.
END OF ACT ONE
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ACT TWO
01:13:38:27 O'NEILL: So, did you decide to go with the desk...
01:13:40:22 O'NEILL (CONT'D): At an angle or flush with the door?
01:13:44:04 LANDRY: Is that what this is about? You come all the way to Colorado Springs
to check up on me?
01:13:49:00 O'NEILL: No, I had to sign the papers to my house...and my car...motorcycle...
01:13:56:16 LANDRY: You know, I'll never forget that day on the front porch of my house,
you standing there, saying you wanted to tell me something about the
Stargate program. I thought one of us had surely lost his mind.
01:14:07:12 O'NEILL: That may actually be true.
01:14:11:27 O'NEILL (CONT'D): How are things working out for Mitchell?
01:14:16:21 LANDRY: Well, you could have told him that SG-1 had been reassigned. You
should have seen his face.
01:14:20:22 O'NEILL: Yeah. I suppose, huh?
01:14:23:29 LANDRY: He'll, uh...he'll get his feet. Man's a survivor.
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01:14:31:14 O'NEILL: He's also got the best of the best looking out for him.
01:14:35:26 LANDRY: A general's only as good as the people he commands.
01:14:39:03 O'NEILL: Who said that?
01:14:40:24 LANDRY: I just did.
01:14:46:22 LANDRY (CONT'D): I mean, Douglas MacArthur may have said something
similar.
01:14:49:27 O'NEILL: Didn't he also say, "There is no substitute…
01:14:52:27 O'NEILL (CONT'D): "For winning"?
01:14:59:09 LANDRY: Actually, it was, "In war, there is no substitute for victory."
01:15:05:04 LANDRY (CONT'D): You seem to have a knack for it.
01:15:08:19 SCIENTIST CANDIDATE #1 (O/S): I'm fluent in Mandarin, Russian, Spanish,
three dialects…
01:15:12:09 SCIENTIST CANDIDATE #1 (CONT'D): Of Goa'uld, Teneeze, Golap, and the
yet-unnamed language of the cave people of P3K-447...and of
course, Ancient, spoken as well as written. Go ahead, say anything.
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01:15:23:06 MITCHELL: That's okay. I believe you.
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01:15:25:00 SCIENTIST CANDIDATE #1 (O/S): Tua puta ego...
01:15:27:04 SCIENTIST CANDIDATE #1 (CONT'D): Which is actually just, "I believe you."
"That's okay" is a modern…
01:15:31:00 SCIENTIST CANDIDATE #1 (CONT'D O/S): Vernacular. That can't be directly
translated into Ancient. However--
01:15:34:00 MITCHELL (INTERRUPTING): This is really unnecessary.
01:15:35:00 SCIENTIST CANDIDATE #1: Onno matta netario.
01:15:39:27 MITCHELL: Thank you.
01:15:41:04 MILITARY CANDIDATE #1 (V/O): 87 mission hours to 32 alien planets.
01:15:42:24 MILITARY CANDIDATE #1 (CONT'D): Front-line ground combat on four
different occasions.
01:15:45:04 MITCHELL: I was hoping you could tell me about yourself,
something...personal.
01:15:53:03 MILITARY CANDIDATE #1: People call me Dave.
01:15:59:28 MITCHELL: It says here that's your name.
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01:16:01:27 MILITARY CANDIDATE #1 #1: Yes.
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01:16:03:05 SCIENTIST CANDIDATE # 2 (O/S): The magnetic properties of the planet
make it an excellent choice…
01:16:07:02 SCIENTIST CANDIDATE # 2 (CONT'D): For the long-term study of positively
charged ions on the neurons of the brain.
01:16:10:11 MILITARY CANDIDATE #2 (O/S): 25, 26…
01:16:12:28 MILITARY CANDIDATE #2 (O/S CONT'D): 27, 28…
01:16:15:11 MILITARY CANDIDATE #2 (CONT'D): 29, 30...31...
01:16:19:12 MILITARY CANDIDATE #2 (CONT'D): 32...
01:16:20:26 SCIENTIST CANDIDATE # 3 (O/S): We have modified the android body
recovered from PX3-989 and are currently incorporating the
experiences of every SG team member since the inception of the
program into a viable artificial intelligence.
01:16:35:01 MITCHELL: Wait a minute. Are you guys saying that this thing actually exists?
01:16:38:28 SCIENTIST CANDIDATE # 3: We haven't received our funding yet, but we
were hoping that with your support…
01:16:43:06 SCIENTIST CANDIDATE # 3 (CONT'D O/S): Perhaps the funding body would
look more favorably on our proposal. Don't make a decision yet.
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01:16:48:25 SCIENTIST CANDIDATE # 3 (O/S CONT'D): We do have a concise but
thorough 380-page report for you to peruse...
01:16:54:28 KIRKLAND (V/O OVER RADIO): Thousands of bright yellow--I don't know.
They're coming from the surface.
01:16:57:24 KIRKLAND (V/O OVER RADIO CONT'D): I don't know what they are. They're
cutting the enemy fleet to shreds! My God! It's beautiful!
01:17:04:29 MALE VOICE (V/O OVER RADIO): They're Ancient weapons. It's SG-1. They
found what they were looking for. The enemy ships are being
destroyed! They're just exploding everywhere we look!
01:17:13:09 NURSE: Don't worry. You're going to be okay...
01:17:14:27 NURSE (CONT'D O/S): Respiration is weak.
01:17:15:27 DOCTOR: He's bleeding internally. I need an ultrasound...
01:17:18:08 AIR FORCE OFFICIAL: First Lieutenant Adam Banks' body was recovered at
0843 this morning...
01:17:22:27 MRS. MITCHELL: Cameron?
01:17:25:27 DOCTOR: …Make the chances of you walking quite slim, but with
physiotherapy, hopefully...
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01:17:30:19 DANIEL: None of us would be here today if it wasn't for what you did.
01:17:33:12 CARTER: The Congressional Medal of Honor is the highest award for valor in
action against an enemy force that can be bestowed upon an
individual serving in the Armed Services of the United States of
America. On behalf of the President...
01:17:45:16 O'NEILL: Get well soon...and when you do, you can do anything you want,
and I mean...professionally...anything you want. Well not...anything.
01:18:06:27 (ALARMS SOUNDING)
01:18:08:11 MITCHELL: What's up, Sir?
01:18:09:21 LANDRY: I wanted you here for this. SG-12 sent word five minutes ago. They
should be arriving momentarily.
01:18:14:12 HARRIMAN: Receiving IDC. Opening the iris.
01:18:25:10 VALA: Well, don't you all have me surrounded.
01:18:29:07 LANDRY: Welcome to the SGC. I'm General Landry.
01:18:33:10 VALA: Vala. Vala Mal Doran. Thank you so much for the lovely greeting party.
We all had a wonderful time searching each other, didn't we, boys?
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01:18:43:09 VALA (CONT'D): I know we haven't met. That I'm sure I would remember.
01:18:49:02 LANDRY (O/S): Lieutenant Colonel Cameron…
01:18:50:21 LANDRY (CONT'D): Mitchell.
01:18:52:14 MITCHELL: Nice outfit.
01:18:54:05 VALA: Thanks.
01:18:56:20 VALA (CONT'D): While I would normally be thrilled to have so much
testosterone at my disposal…
01:19:02:16 VALA (CONT'D): Where's my Daniel?
01:19:11:03 DANIEL: Okay, where is it?
01:19:13:14 VALA: Nice to see you…
01:19:15:03 VALA (CONT'D O/S): Too. How have you been?
01:19:16:13 DANIEL: The tablet, the one that leads to the "incredible Ancient buried
treasure."
01:19:20:02 VALA: There is no tablet.
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01:19:23:14 DANIEL: What?
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01:19:24:09 VALA: I lied. I had to tell you in...person. I'm pregnant.
01:19:31:06 VALA (CONT'D): Pretty sure it's yours, anyway. There's at least a one-in-
...hmm, -10 chance.
01:19:40:23 LANDRY: Dr. Jackson. You're the reason we let her through the gate.
01:19:44:00 DANIEL: I'm sorry, Sir. I really have to finish packing.
01:19:46:07 LANDRY: The Daedalus doesn't leave for another 12...
01:19:48:04 LANDRY (CONT'D): Hours. At least have a look.
01:19:56:07 VALA: Thank you.
01:20:02:18 DANIEL: Yeah, I don't know where you got this, but you got ripped off. It's
complete gibberish.
01:20:08:13 VALA: It's written in code.
01:20:16:13 DANIEL: Well, I can't crack this in a few hours.
01:20:18:23 VALA: I know the cipher.
01:20:20:04 DANIEL: Then why do you need me?
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01:20:22:07 VALA: Well, reading it is one thing. Understanding it is another. The individual
I got this from assured me that the treasure it describes is here on
Earth.
01:20:32:02 VALA (CONT'D O/S): Now, I could have come by ship and looked for it
myself…
01:20:34:19 VALA (CONT'D): But I know nothing about your fair planet...other than it
seems to have a rather interesting, if somewhat limited, gene pool.
01:20:49:12 DANIEL: So where did you get this?
01:20:51:05 VALA (O/S): The Jaffa…
01:20:51:14 VALA (CONT'D): May have won their freedom, but there are still more than a
few Goa'uld out there. Most of them have lost their dynasties, though,
and are either on the run or in hiding.
01:20:58:19 DANIEL: No doubt plotting some means of regaining their power.
01:21:01:20 VALA: Yes, and in the meantime, they are having a lot of trouble maintaining
the lifestyle to which they've grown so accustomed over the last 5,000
years or so.
01:21:09:26 VALA (CONT'D): As such, there are a number of rather interesting artifacts
currently on the market.
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01:21:16:11 VALA (CONT'D): Anyway, that isn't the issue. The question is…
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01:21:19:26 VALA (CONT'D): What's it worth?
01:21:21:18 DANIEL: Ancients aren't exactly known for secret stashes of gold...
01:21:25:04 DANIEL (CONT'D): Like these, for example. Wait a minute.
01:21:30:29 DANIEL (CONT'D): These markings are Goa'uld. The treasure's supposed to
be Ancient.
01:21:33:19 DANIEL (CONT'D): What do they have to do with this?
01:21:35:05 VALA: These are actually only loosely related to the tablet.
01:21:37:26 DANIEL: Yeah. How?
01:21:39:03 VALA: You ever heard of the Goa'uld Nut?
01:21:42:08 DANIEL: As in...cashew? Pea? Oh, you mean the Egyptian Sky Goddess.
01:21:46:10 VALA: Yes.
01:21:47:27 DANIEL: No, never heard of her.
01:21:49:05 VALA: Well, these were her ceremonial marriage bracelets. She wore one and
her husband of the moment wore one.
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01:21:54:02 DANIEL: "Of the moment"?
01:21:55:09 VALA: Yes, she had many. It's one of the few admirable things about her.
01:21:59:29 DANIEL: Ow.
01:22:00:28 DANIEL (CONT'D): What are you doing?
01:22:02:12 (GROANS)
01:22:03:27 DANIEL: Security.
01:22:09:03 DANIEL (CONT'D): Okay, that was fun. Now take it off.
01:22:11:22 VALA: Not until we find the treasure.
01:22:13:13 DANIEL: What?
01:22:14:20 VALA: These bracelets...
01:22:16:12 VALA (CONT'D O/S): Link us together.
01:22:18:11 VALA (CONT'D): The tablet is mine, and I want my fair share of what it leads
to.
END OF ACT TWO
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ACT THREE
01:22:40:20 (SAW BUZZING)
01:22:54:05 DR. LEE: That's the third blade I've gone through.
01:22:57:18 DR. LEE (CONT'D): I'm not going to be able to cut it off. The hand. If we
remove the hand...now, I know…
01:23:02:29 DR. LEE (CONT'D O/S): That on first blush that doesn't sound like a viable
option, but I understand…
01:23:05:28 DR. LEE (CONT'D): That Dr. Bennett is proficient at reattaching--
01:23:07:29 DANIEL (INTERRUPTING): I thought SG-12 checked everything she had on
her.
01:23:10:15 DR. LEE: They did...and in their defense, at that time, the bracelets wasn't
giving off any kind of energy signature. I mean, even now, it's barely
measurable.
01:23:19:20 DANIEL: So, what's it doing? I mean, how does it work?
01:23:22:13 DR. LEE: Well...I don't know.
01:23:27:25 DR. LEE (CONT'D): No, no, I just...I just need a little more time.
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01:23:31:00 DANIEL (WHISPERING): I'll find out.
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01:23:38:23 DR. LEE: Whoa. Hey. Are you okay?
01:23:48:08 VALA: Come to torture me?
01:23:50:23 LANDRY: How old are you?
01:23:52:23 VALA: Hmm. Mental abuse won't work either.
01:23:58:23 LANDRY: I have a daughter about your age. Hasn't listened to me since she
was 12. Doesn't matter what I say or do.
01:24:04:05 VALA: You're not going to bore me with your personal life, are you? I have to
admit, an hour or two of that might break me.
01:24:09:02 LANDRY: I don't like being deceived.
01:24:12:21 VALA: I'm not here to hurt anyone, and I really do hope this leads to
something fabulous for all of us, but it's not easy out there, and I'm
sure you can appreciate that a girl has to do what a girl has to do to
get by--
01:24:22:09 LANDRY (INTERRUPTING): I'm about as interested in your sob story as you
are in mine. I just want to you know that Dr. Jackson is the one who
recommended I let you through the gate. He thought there was a
chance that what you had to offer might be legitimate, and he's the
one with an alien device now stuck on his wrist. How this plays out
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and what you get out of it in the end, I'm going to leave entirely up to
him, so if I were you, I--
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01:25:07:07 DANIEL: Teal'c?
01:25:10:28 TEAL'C: Daniel Jackson.
01:25:13:06 MITCHELL: How're you doing?
01:25:14:26 DANIEL: Uh, fine...I think. I don't know what happened. I was--
01:25:20:26 MITCHELL: It's the bracelet.
01:25:24:28 TEAL'C: They are called Kor Mak.
01:25:26:15 MITCHELL: I figured he might know.
01:25:29:14 DANIEL: Yeah, she said they were some sort of weird Goa'uld Nut marriage
thing.
01:25:33:09 TEAL'C: I do not believe that to be the case.
01:25:35:22 DANIEL: No?
01:25:36:17 TEAL'C: No.
01:25:37:27 DANIEL: Should've known.
01:25:39:02 TEAL'C (O/S): I have only heard of them in passing…
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01:25:41:04 TEAL'C (CONT'D): A very long time ago. I believe it was Cronus who used this
technology when a prisoner of value needed to be transported by
one of his Jaffa.
01:25:48:16 TEAL'C (CONT'D O/S): He would affix a bracelet such as this to both the
prisoner and the Jaffa…
01:25:52:18 TEAL'C (O/S CONT'D): Responsible for him. If they became separated…
01:25:55:14 TEAL'C (CONT'D): For more than a short period of time, they would both
become ill and die.
01:25:59:17 DANIEL: Both?
01:26:01:06 VALA (O/S): That's just about the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
01:26:06:06 DANIEL: You didn't know?
01:26:08:21 VALA: Well, I knew it would make you sick. I didn't know it would have the
same effect…
01:26:11:09 VALA (CONT'D O/S): On me too.
01:26:11:09 DANIEL: How could you not…
01:26:13:12 DANIEL (CONT'D YELLING): Know?
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01:26:13:21 VALA: Because the person I stole it from didn't tell me that part.
01:26:18:01 (GRUNTS)
01:26:23:03 MITCHELL: Question--why would the Goa'uld design these things that way?
01:26:28:06 TEAL'C: To punish the Jaffa for his incompetence.
01:26:31:11 MITCHELL: Right, of course.
01:26:33:04 DANIEL: Can you take it off?
01:26:35:01 TEAL'C: I am sorry, Daniel Jackson. As I have said, I have only heard of this
technology in passing.
01:26:40:04 DANIEL: Please tell me you know how to take this off.
01:26:44:05 VALA: Yes, of course I do.
01:26:45:23 VALA (CONT'D O/S): I mean that's assuming...
01:26:48:21 VALA (CONT'D): That the person I stole them from was honest about that part.
01:26:52:09 DANIEL: Just do it.
01:26:54:01 VALA: All right...as soon as we find the treasure and I get my fair share.
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01:27:00:24 DANIEL (WHISPERING): Just to clarify--when I kill her, I die?
01:27:04:16 TEAL'C: Just as if you left her proximity.
01:27:10:02 MITCHELL: Or we could just find the treasure.
01:27:15:07 MITCHELL (CONT'D): The Daedalus left two hours ago. Sorry.
01:27:22:16 MITCHELL (CONT'D): Look, the tablet is written in Ancient code, right? I know
it's not the lost city of Atlantis we're looking for here, but whatever it is
could be worth finding.
01:27:37:12 MITCHELL (CONT'D): Or you've just got to marry that chick.
01:27:39:10 VALA: Yeah. Let's make babies.
01:27:42:23 (SIGHS)
01:27:49:02 DANIEL: Are you sure you have this cipher right?
01:27:51:00 VALA: Yes. Why?
01:27:52:20 DANIEL: I can't believe I missed the Daedalus for this.
01:27:56:03 VALA: Get over it.
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01:27:58:07 MITCHELL: You don't have to get back to Dakara?
01:28:01:19 TEAL'C: The council is in recess until tomorrow.
01:28:03:18 MITCHELL: Curious?
01:28:06:13 TEAL'C: Indeed.
01:28:07:24 MITCHELL: See? This is good, isn't it? Being part of the team again, working
together…
01:28:12:13 MITCHELL (CONT'D): To unravel some cool ancient mystery. All right, so we're
not…
01:28:16:18 MITCHELL (CONT'D): Working together, but any minute now, I bet Dr. Jackson
discovers some key piece of information that sets us off on a great
adventure.
01:28:24:09 DANIEL: This can't be right.
01:28:26:14 VALA: What is it?
01:28:28:04 DANIEL: Uh, well, this is a portion of the database the Atlantis expedition
brought back with them a few weeks ago. Specifically, it's a log of the
names of the Ancients who left the planet when it was under siege
from the Wraith…
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01:28:37:07 DANIEL (CONT'D O/S): And returned to Earth.
01:28:39:13 TEAL'C: Thousands of years ago.
01:28:41:03 DANIEL: Yes.
01:28:42:03 VALA: And what does this have to do with the tablet?
01:28:44:10 DANIEL: See, the tablet talks about a treasure…
01:28:45:24 DANIEL (CONT'D O/S): But it doesn't make any specific reference at all to
where it is.
01:28:48:09 VALA: Well, it is supposed to be here. That's what the person who I stole it
from told me...
01:28:54:23 VALA (CONT'D): Before I stole it from him.
01:28:56:22 DANIEL: Well, I think it is here, and I think I know where it is too.
01:28:59:13 MITCHELL: All right, time out. If the tablet doesn't say--
01:29:02:17 DANIEL: It doesn't say specifically, but it...it is signed by a guy named Myrddin.
01:29:13:24 MITCHELL: Never heard of him.
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01:29:15:04 DANIEL: I think you have, and the amazing part is his name also appears in
the database.
01:29:18:26 TEAL'C: The Ancient who carved this tablet was one of the Ancients who
returned to Earth from Atlantis.
01:29:23:21 DANIEL: Yes.
01:29:25:22 MITCHELL: I have an Uncle Marvin. I'm pretty sure I don't know any Myrddins.
01:29:30:15 DANIEL: That's because his name in English sounds a little different. Have
you heard of Merlin?
01:29:34:25 MITCHELL: Merlin, King Arthur and Knights of the Round Table Merlin...
01:29:39:17 DANIEL: Yes.
01:29:40:16 MITCHELL: Was an Ancient.
01:29:41:15 DANIEL: I think so.
01:29:43:23 MITCHELL: See? That is what I'm talking about.
END OF ACT THREE
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ACT FOUR
01:30:09:13 DANIEL: Arthur was then carried off in a barge by Merlin…
01:30:11:20 DANIEL (CONT'D O/S): Saying that he was headed for the vale of Avalon,
which, according to legend was a magical place…
01:30:15:05 DANIEL (O/S CONT'D): Where the dead would meet. Now, at the time, some
said Arthur never actually died, but would in fact one day return.
01:30:20:10 DANIEL (CONT'D): From what we know about the Ancients, it's possible that
Avalon was actually a place where Merlin helped Arthur, a mortal,
ascend.
01:30:26:07 TEAL'C: Are not the Ancients prevented from interfering with the existence of
mortals?
01:30:30:21 DANIEL: Ascended Ancients, yes, for the most part, but it's possible Merlin
was not actually ascended himself, but was in fact just a human far
along the evolutionary path.
01:30:38:00 LANDRY: What does this have to do with where this alleged treasure is
buried?
01:30:40:26 DANIEL: Well, there are a number of conflicting interpretations, but certain
threads point to the Knights of the Round Table…
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01:30:45:12 DANIEL (CONT'D O/S): Gathering great treasures from the far corners of
Arthur's domain and hiding them in a magical stronghold at Avalon.
01:30:50:15 MITCHELL (O/S): Including…
01:30:51:06 MITCHELL (CONT'D): The Holy Grail.
01:30:52:07 DANIEL: According to some.
01:30:53:13 VALA: So this grail...what's that worth?
01:31:00:07 VALA (CONT'D): What?
01:31:01:03 DANIEL: In 1191, the monks at Glastonbury Abbey claimed to have found the
grave of King Arthur.
01:31:05:06 DANIEL (CONT'D O/S): On the stone burial was an inlaid lead cross with the
inscription…
01:31:08:02 DANIEL (O/S CONT'D): "Hic iacet sepultus inclitus rex Arturius in insula
Avallonis."
01:31:11:07 DANIEL (CONT'D): "Here lies the famous King Arthur, buried on the Isle of
Avalon". Now, the claim was not taken seriously until 1278, when
Henry II ordered the grave to be exhumed. Now, Glastonbury…
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01:31:19:09 DANIEL (CONT'D): A small town about 125 miles west of London, has been a
pilgrimage for believers since.
01:31:23:19 LANDRY: Yes, yes, and the point is?
01:31:25:07 DANIEL: Certain Celtic legend says that Glastonbury Tor…
01:31:28:02 DANIEL (CONT'D O/S): The hill overlooking the town, is actually hollow…
01:31:30:29 DANIEL (O/S CONT'D): And that contained within it…
01:31:32:05 DANIEL (CONT'D): Is the entrance to the Underworld--Avalon.
01:31:33:13 LANDRY: Has no one ever done any sort of geological survey?
01:31:36:03 DANIEL: There have been several scientific studies apparently disproving the
myth--
01:31:38:08 LANDRY: Jackson, I…I--
01:31:39:14 DANIEL (INTERRUPTING): We're taking about the Ancients here, Sir. It's very
possible that the underground entrance was concealed with some
sort of technology.
01:31:44:20 MITCHELL: Sir, we're hoping to use the Asgard sensors…
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01:31:47:16 MITCHELL (CONT'D): Aboard the Prometheus to find something we haven't
been able to see before.
01:31:51:22 LANDRY: Thank you. Well, two years ago, I wouldn't have believed we'd find
an Ancient outpost under a mile of ice in Antarctica. I'll call the
President. I'm sure he'll want to inform the British Prime Minister.
01:32:11:00 MITCHELL: That was fantastic. You talk to Carter yet?
01:32:14:07 DANIEL: Uh, yeah. She can't make it.
01:32:16:01 MITCHELL: What? This is huge. We could be on the brink of another major
discovery of Ancient technology here.
01:32:20:25 DANIEL: Look, I'm sure she'll be interested in whatever we find.
01:32:26:23 VALA: Try playing hard-to-get.
01:32:28:25 MITCHELL: Man, look who's talking.
01:32:37:22 MITCHELL: So, what do you reckon the range of those things is?
01:32:40:00 DANIEL: Well, Dr. Lee seems to think we need to stay within a hundred feet or
so. More than half an hour outside that boundary, we'd begin to feel
the effects.
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01:32:46:08 MITCHELL: You know, if we do find something, I'm thinking maybe Teal'c and I
should check it out.
01:32:49:20 DANIEL: I missed the Daedalus because of this. If we find a secret Ancient
base, I'm going.
01:32:53:24 MITCHELL: It means we've got to take her with us.
01:32:57:08 DANIEL: Good point.
01:32:58:18 MITCHELL: Look, I want you there, you know that. I'm just thinking we could
stay in radio contact.
01:33:03:27 HARRIMAN (V/O): Lieutenant Colonel Mitchell, please report to auxiliary control
room two.
01:33:16:03 VALA: Ah, now, this brings back memories.
01:33:17:04 DANIEL: How's that?
01:33:18:04 VALA: Isn't this where I beat you up?
01:33:19:11 DANIEL: No.
01:33:20:14 VALA: No, I'm pretty sure that right there is where I crushed your--
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01:33:23:21 MITCHELL (INTERRUPTING): All right, excuse me, kids. Marks, what do you
got?
01:33:27:01 MARKS: Well, thanks to the Asgard sensors...
01:33:30:21 MARKS (CONT'D): We were able to map around…
01:33:32:25 MARKS (CONT'D): The energy distortion that would have normally fooled
deep-ground…
01:33:35:21 MARKS (CONT'D O/S): Sonar. I was able to define a large main…
01:33:38:06 MARKS (CONT'D): Cavern. A network of tunnels, and some smaller caves.
01:33:41:01 MITCHELL: Well done, Lieutenant.
01:33:42:14 VALA: Can you see what's in there? Say, large piles of precious metals?
01:33:47:22 MARKS: Uh, like I said, we could only map the exterior of the structure.
01:33:53:12 MITCHELL: Can you get us in there?
01:33:55:17 MARKS: Well, it's almost a half-mile underground, and there's no visible access
from the surface.
01:34:01:03 DANIEL: Asgard beams.
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01:34:02:17 MARKS: Tried that. Doesn't seem to penetrate whatever sort of energy shield
is disguising the caves.
01:34:07:20 VALA: Rings.
01:34:11:15 VALA (CONT'D): The Ancients were the gate builders, right? They invented
the rings too. They had to get in and out of there somehow, and I
know this ship has rings. It's how I--
01:34:17:11 DANIEL: Good times. Good times. She's right, though.
01:34:19:25 MARKS (O/S): If there are rings down there…
01:34:22:07 MARKS (CONT'D): We should be able to lock on, but your radios won't work.
01:34:28:15 MITCHELL: Looks like we're all going.
01:34:31:25 MARKS: You'll be on your own.
01:34:35:17 MITCHELL: Ladies first.
01:34:37:25 VALA: Well, then after you.
01:34:43:25 MITCHELL: Come on...this is fun, right?
01:34:53:05 (RINGS STACKING)
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01:34:59:01 MITCHELL: Wicked! And empty.
01:35:03:23 VALA: Well, I haven't been this disappointed since Daniel and I had sex.
01:35:20:23 MITCHELL: A sword in a stone.
01:35:22:19 VALA: What's that supposed to mean?
01:35:25:03 DANIEL: Well, King Arthur once pulled a sword from a stone as proof of his
righteousness and royalty.
01:35:31:00 MITCHELL: Excalibur.
01:35:32:17 DANIEL: Actually, that's a common misconception. See, Excalibur was forged
by the Lady of the Lake…
01:35:36:24 DANIEL (CONT'D O/S): At Avalon, but it wasn't given to King Arthur until after
the sword he pulled from the stone broke in battle.
01:35:55:26 VALA: Give it a try, Muscles. I'll give you half.
01:36:03:23 MITCHELL: Yeah, that's in there pretty good.
01:36:09:27 MERLIN HOLOGRAM: Welcome, ye Knights of the Round Table, men of
honor…
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01:36:15:04 MERLIN HOLOGRAM (CONT'D O/S): Followers of the path of righteousness.
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01:36:19:17 MERLIN HOLOGRAM (O/S CONT'D): Only those with wealth of knowledge…
01:36:23:01 MERLIN HOLOGRAM (CONT'D): And truth of spirit shall be given access to the
Underworld…
01:36:28:01 MERLIN HOLOGRAM (CONT'D O/S): The storehouse of riches of Ambrosius
Aurelianus.
01:36:34:13 MERLIN HOLOGRAM (CONT'D): Prove ye worthy, and all shall be revealed.
01:36:39:17 DANIEL: That's incredible.
01:36:45:00 DANIEL (CONT'D O/S): Certain scholars have speculated…
01:36:46:08 DANIEL (CONT'D): That Ambrosius and Arthur were one and the same, but
that would have made him 74 years old at the Battle of Mount Badon.
It's actually quite fascinating. See, Ambrosius was the son of the
Emperor Constantine--
01:36:56:02 VALA (INTERRUPTING): Yes, yes, yes. "Fascinating" is the one thing it's not.
How do we prove ye worthy and get all to be revealed?
01:37:02:10 DANIEL (O/S): I have no idea, but something tells me "truth of spirit…"
01:37:06:02 DANIEL (CONT'D): Might be a problem for you.
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01:37:07:15 VALA: You know nothing about me.
01:37:08:28 DANIEL (CONT'D): Because everything that comes out of your mouth is a lie.
01:37:10:08 MITCHELL: Don't make me separate you two.
01:37:14:21 TEAL'C: Perhaps there is something in these tunnels.
01:37:16:24 MITCHELL: See, that is why he's here. Genius. We're going to split up. I'm with
Teal'c. Yo! Wait up.
END OF ACT FOUR
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ACT FIVE
01:37:52:10 MITCHELL: I guess it would have been too easy for them to just leave their
stuff laying out in the open. Maybe it's just me, but...I'm digging this
rapport developing between the two of us.
01:38:08:12 VALA: You should give me a weapon.
01:38:09:19 DANIEL: No.
01:38:10:19 VALA: There could be some sort of icky creature down here, left behind to
protect the treasure.
01:38:14:02 DANIEL: For hundreds of years?
01:38:15:10 VALA: Some sort of stasis or hibernation. What if it senses our presence and
awakens hungry for human flesh?
01:38:20:28 DANIEL: That doesn't quite sound like the Ancients' style.
01:38:22:13 VALA: Still...
01:38:23:26 DANIEL: I'm sure if there is a monster down here, it's going to be much more
scared of you than you are of it...especially once it gets to know you.
01:38:47:06 (SMALL EXPLOSIONS)
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01:39:05:00 MITCHELL: Check this out.
01:39:20:00 MITCHELL: Okay, that can't be good. Jackson, come in. Jackson, can you
hear me?
01:39:33:10 (SMALL EXPLOSIONS)
01:39:36:23 DANIEL: If you immediately know the candlelight is fire...
01:39:39:23 VALA: Huh?
01:39:40:28 DANIEL: Nothing.
01:39:42:12 VALA: Hmm.
01:40:01:00 DANIEL: Okay, the hologram said that only those with the wealth of
knowledge and truth of spirit will pass. This has to be a test.
01:40:10:14 VALA: What does it say?
01:40:13:14 DANIEL: It says, "The universe is infinite."
01:40:15:17 VALA: That seems infinitely not useful. How about this one?
01:40:18:14 DANIEL: "The treasure is in this pot."
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01:40:20:23 VALA: Really?
01:40:22:22 VALA (CONT'D): I was hoping for something a little more substantial, but okay.
01:40:26:04 DANIEL: Wait!
01:40:27:21 VALA: Too obvious?
01:40:28:28 DANIEL: Give me a minute.
01:40:29:28 VALA: Mm-hmm.
01:40:32:21 DANIEL: Not a minute. Still not a minute.
01:40:38:07 MITCHELL: All right. I am assuming this is some kind of puzzle.
01:40:44:23 MITCHELL (CONT'D O/S): Can you read this writing?
01:40:52:16 TEAL'C: No.
01:40:56:14 MITCHELL: Well, I think we're supposed to arrange the stones…
01:40:58:19 MITCHELL (CONT'D): In some sort of order.
01:41:00:17 MITCHELL (CONT'D): What do you think?
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01:41:03:15 (GUNFIRE)
01:41:05:10 MITCHELL: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, man!
01:41:08:07 MITCHELL (CONT'D): Bullets bounce!
01:41:28:20 VALA: Okay, how about this…
01:41:31:21 VALA (CONT'D): We open both of them. Whichever one the treasure's in is the
right one.
01:41:34:11 DANIEL: No, I think that's the wrong idea. There's two pots here. I think the
point of the exercise is to only open one pot.
01:41:38:24 VALA: This says treasure is inside.
01:41:40:06 DANIEL: Right, which makes it the obvious first choice.
01:41:41:25 VALA: So over to the gold—
01:41:42:25 DANIEL: No.
01:41:43:05 VALA: Back to the silver, then.
01:41:44:01 DANIEL: Don't!
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01:41:46:11 VALA: It's empty.
01:41:51:12 VALA (CONT'D): There's nothing I hate more than a bold-faced lie.
01:41:56:10 VALA (CONT'D): Okay--
01:41:56:17 DANIEL: Would you stop?
01:41:58:12 VALA: What? We're already trapped in here. How much worse can it get?
01:42:01:19 (RUMBLING)
01:42:10:00 DANIEL: How about that much?
01:42:11:13 VALA: I knew it was a mistake the moment I said it. The moment.
01:42:25:04 MITCHELL: Okay. That didn't work.
01:42:28:14 (RUMBLING)
01:42:30:12 (RUMBLING GROWS LOUDER)
01:42:32:16 TEAL'C: Indeed.
01:42:36:10 MITCHELL: Oh, come on.
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01:42:45:13 VALA: This one's empty too.
01:42:46:23 DANIEL: I know.
01:42:47:11 VALA: That doesn't make sense.
01:42:48:23 DANIEL: I know!
01:42:49:16 MITCHELL: Uno momento.
01:42:55:01 MITCHELL (CONT'D): Two down, and only a billion possible combinations to
go.
01:42:59:03 TEAL'C: Are you still having fun, Cameron Mitchell?
01:43:02:06 VALA: So, what do we do?
01:43:03:02 DANIEL: I don't know.
01:43:04:08 VALA: You don't know? So now is a bad time to tell you that I hate small
spaces?
01:43:10:24 MITCHELL: Do you ever get a bad feeling about something?
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