EL CHAVO DEL OCHO EPISODE: THE NEW NEIGHBOURS

CHARACTERS:Don Ramn: RENATODoa Florinda: KEISYGloria: KEISYChavo del ocho: FERNANDOPaty: ASTRIDChilindrina: KOREYQuico: JONATANDoa Cleotilde: GENESIS

PRIMERA ESCENA

(APARECE LA BRUJA DEL 71 -GLORIA PATTY)GLORIA: Good morning!BRUJA DEL 71: Not so good-Are you new neighbours?GLORIA: Yes, we are.PATY: Do you isnt new, really?BRUJA DEL 71: What?GLORIA: The Mrs. means if we are new in the neighborhood.BRUJA DEL 71: Yes but I'm no a mistress, I am a Miss.GLORIA: Im sorry.BRUJA DEL 71: What?GLORIA: Nice... very nice to meet you.BRUJA DEL 71: I warn you in this neighborhood live only decent people.GLORIA: Fortunately.BRUJA DEL 71: So is prohibited to make scandal or provoke them.GLORIA: Very wellBRUJA DEL 71: with permissionGLORIA: you pass.PATY: Paty: hey aunt ... that Mrs. has the face of a witchGLORIA: shhh!

(GLORIA TOCA LA PUERTA DE DON RAMON)DON RAMON: I have no money. ... excuse me. I thought it was the man who comes to collect the rent.GLORIA: No Im Gloria your new neighbour DON RAMON: oh..oh ohGLORIA: and you?DON RAMN: I am not new, my name is Ramon but tell me darling Monchito GLORIA: nice to meet you,Monchito.look. this is my niece, Paty.DON RAMN: so cute ... the niece look likes the auntPATY: Very thanks.

(SALE CHILINDRINA DE LA CASA DE DON RAMN)CHILINDRINA: (remedando) Please you make me.DON RAMN: (gritando) chilindrina!!!..GLORIA: I met her the last week. Is she your daughter?. DON RAMN: yes Chilindrina, she is the new neighbour Miss Gloria.CHILINDRINA: Ah? How nicePATY: I'm Paty CHILINDRINA: (remedando) Are you Paty? Nice to meet you, Paty.DON RAMN: (gritando) chilindrina!...GLORIA: Leave her. It is thing of girls.DON RAMN: no yes ... but anyway I would like a little better was behavingDON RAMN: it that youll sayGLORIA: thank you Monchito do you know a payphone close here?DON RAMN: yes ... the nearest is around the corner. Would you like I accompany you?GLORIA: Yes please.DON RAMN: To serve you. You know I'm at your disposal for whatever you likeGLORIA: Tkank you. Paty, you stay here and you behave well.DON RAMN: You also, chilindrina(SE MIRAN DE PIES A CABEZA...Y DICEN JUMP...)CHILINDRINA: Hey, girl, Can you give me your teddy bear?PATY: No..!!CHILINDRINA: I not wanted I have a teddy bear better than yours (saca la lengua)PATY: I dont care!!

SEGUNDA ESCENA

(APARECE EL CHAVO MIRA A PATY PATY SE ACERCA AL CHAVO)PATY: Hello ... I'm Paty CHAVO: for me?PATY: No..! ... That my name is Paty CHAVO: ahh ... I'm the ChavoPATY: but whats your name.? CHAVO: my name. Is (SALE QUICO DE SU CASA)QUICO: chav ... Chavito ... that Chavo ... what do you think if we play a good fut ... (surprised look Paty) and this girl...?CHAVO: I saw her first ... look Paty, I give you my ball.PATY: Thank you ... QUICO: I give you mine PATY: thanks QUICO: hahahaaahhahahha, look Chavo she has my ball hahaha.CHAVO: I'm going to deflate all skinny sow cheeks (guy grabs a broom and chases quico)QUICO: who are you going to deflate ...?. (quico runs)(Aparece don ramn y gloria)GLORIA: thank you very much.DON RAMN: To serve you. You know I'm at your disposal for whatever you likeGLORIA: girl, wash your hands that we going to eat then, you go down to playPATY: Yes, aunt(APARECE)QUICO: No Chavo no(le da un escobazo a Don ramn)DON RAMON: Had to be the Chavo of the 8CHAVO: It was without wanting.DON RAMN: Well. If you give thanks that I'm in a good mood you realize what a woman can do.

CHAVO: NoDON RAMON: Oh, chavo(Aparece Doa Florinda)DOA FLORINDA: What happen,darling? Why do you scream? QUICO: He wanted to hit me with the broomDOA FLORINDA: When noDON RAMON: What makes you think it was me who wanted to hit him with the broom DOA FLORINDA: What do you think if find me with the broom in my hand?DON RAMON: You was preparing to fly(Lo golpea: splash)CHAVO: I already realized what a woman can do.DOA FLORINDA: Lets go, darling and doesnt join up with this rabble.QUICO: Rabble rabble prrrDOA FLORINDA: And the next time, you go to give brooms to his grandmas house.CHAVO: Don Ramn, How long time you dont sweep in his grandmas house? DON RAMON: Take!!!CHAVO: llora

CUARTA ESCENA(APARECE PATY EN LA ESCENA Y SE PARA EN MEDIO CON SU OSITO -LUEGO LA VE QUICO Y TODO TMIDO)QUICO: My name is QuicoPATY: I knewQUICO: Yes?PATY: And you know what is called my teddy bear ..? QUICO: What's it called? PATY: It's called teddy and his last name is bearQUICO: Watch out... The Witch of 71 comes.PATY: Who is the witch of 71?BRUJA DEL 71: I ... what? Why you tell everyone that I'm a witch?QUICO: Because you did not tell me to keep the secret.BRUJA DEL 71: What?PATY: I think you did very wrong to say that she was a witch BRUJA DEL 71: Already you see? LearnPaty: It would have been sufficient to watch.BRUJA DEL 71: Who is this girl?(APARECE DON RAMN)DON RAMON: She is the queen of paradise, heaven I say, I mean Miss Gloria's new neighbour.BRUJA DEL 71: It had to be as common as Aunt.DON RAMON: I will forgive you but not Aunt and niece has no current.BRUJA DEL 71: That you believe this girl just met and you're calling me witch.DON RAMON: What happened Paty? What happened? At least you'd waited two days moreBRUJA DEL 71: what?DON RAMON: what I mean is that the miss can not tell them witchesQUICO: And, Can I called miss to the witches?DON RAMON: Well, yes QUICO: Excuse me, miss(Aparece la chilindrina)CHILINDRINA: CHILINDRINA: Dad, Already you arrived?DON RAMON: No, yet. Im outside.CHILINDRINA: EconomicallyDON RAMON: Did you hear, colleague?LA BRUJA DEL 71: colleague?DON RAMON: Yes, because i stay with a witch. Oh sorry.(LA BRUJA E VA ENOJADA)CHILINDRINA: I couldn't listen, dadDON RAMON: All women are the same, i jured never get married ... and when something ... I promise. I never fill up ... (CRUZAN GLORIA Y PATY POR DELANTE DE DON RAMN-DON RAMN SE LE ACERCA A GLORIA)DON RAMON: Woud you like to go to the cinema with me?GLORIA: What say?DON RAMON: I invite you to go with me to watch the film of UFOs.GLORIA: Oh, I watched it.DON RAMON: And who was go with you?GLORIA: My niece, and certainly that movie dont impressed me anything. Well you will forgive me but I have to go cook. (Se va)DON RAMON: God care you for me.

IV ESCENA

GLORIA ESTABA SENTADA EN LA ESCALERA Y APARECE DONA CLEOTILDE.GLORIA: Do you have causality those pruning shears to lend me?BRUJA: No and what?Sale don ramn de su casa:CHILINDRINA: Dont worry Chavo, not your fault that broke the broom.CHAVO: Don ramn, You remember you said us that was good to do favors for others.RAMON: YesIChavo: I just did a favor to the chilindrina.RAMON: Ah, good CHAVO: Yes. He asked me to please to give a broom in the Kikos head.KIKO: I will accuse with my mother.RAMON: Had to be the Chavo del 8CHILINDRINA: Daddy calm, then the Chavo also did a favor to Kiko.RAMON: So, what? CHILINDRINA: When Chavo was hitting him in the head, Kiko told him to please stop hitting him.DON RAMON LE INCA CON LAS TIJERAS A KIKO, X LA RETAGUARDIAKIKO: motheerrrrrrrrrrrrSALE DOA FLORINDA Y KIKO DICE:KIKO Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, here here mother, he skewer me with the scissors.FLORINDA: Ahh Are you attacking with white weapon?CHILINDRINA: It's not white, it is grayLA CHILINDRINA SE METE A SU CASA, PORQUE SU PAPA LE REGANA CON FEA MIRADAFLORINDA: That's like giving a trapera stab.KIKO: No mother, It wasnt trapera, it was back.FLORINDA: Treasure calms, calm and let your mother fix this.FLORINDA LE TIRA UN CACHETADON FLORINDA: Lets go, treasure and doesnt join up with this rabble.KIKO: Rabble, rabble puuuuFLORINDA: And the next time, you go to give brooms to his grandmother.CHAVO: Don ramn, to your grandmother sweep you with brooms.RAMON: Chavo grip this a moment Take!!! -- RAMON LE tira un cocacho CHAVO LLORARAMON: Give me that (le quita las tijeras y se golpea)RAMON: And no take other more, because I can not.ENTRA DON RAMON A SU CASA Y VUELVE A ENTRAR, aparece gloriaRAMON: HiGLORIA; HiRAMON: I saw a while ago fixing plants but I suddenly disappeared as if by magicGLORIA: Yes, I went to another yard to see if lent me pruning shears.Le muestra las tijeras, GLORIA: Ohh very thanks, how dis you know that I need the shears?DON RAMN: Soul mates know the thoughts of each otherGLORIA: Oh . dont say this DON RAMN: Why do not you answer me the invitation I made for the cinema?GLORIA: But, I already tell you I already watched this film.RAMN: If good but ... but (le agarra las manos) there are other movies GLORIA: Of course... Se suelta la mano de gloriaRAMN: You can decide the movieGLORIA: no, you should decide.RAMON: No, you miss.GLORIA: No, no, you.RAMON: For me it is the same, all I want is to have my hands those nice, tender hands, I swear I've never had in my hands a few hands ... so cute and small like this.CHAVO: Is that, I'm just 8 years old.RAMON: Had to be Chavo of the 8, what the hell are you doing here, out of here, out of here, out of here ... Out or better me we're going to talk to other yard .._____________________________________________________________________ Chavo saca su agua y est tomando agua PATY: Chavo chavo. (Lo mira anonado y se est quieta) Sale dona FlorindaPATY: Hey, something happened to Chavo.FLORINDA: What do you have? PATY: He has a stupid face.FLORINDA: Girl he has that face since he was born.Entra la chilindrinaCHILINDRINA: PELUCHIN chin chinSe miran feo la chilindrina y PatyCHILINDRINA: She is very very, annoying, I prefer dont be her friend, Chavo you should do the sameCHAVO SIGUE ANONANADO:CHILINDRINA: chavoooooooooooo chavooooooooooooooooooooooo chavooo Do you hear what I said? chavoooooooo What do you have? chavooo DON RAMON SALE DE SU CASA. DON RAMON: perhaps already given the Garrotera CHILINDRINA: no dad, look he is laughing and moving, like an idiot but he is laughing.RAMON: maybe he is playing to delighted.CHILINDRINA: He seems as if he was hippopotamized (jippopotamaizd)BRUJA 71: girl it says hypnotizedCHILINDRINA: Thanks. (Asombrada) He was the witch of 71!!!CHAVO: oh! The witch of 71Corriendo el chavoRAMN: how many times I'll say the Miss Clotilde, it's no a witch ... CHAVO: so, Whats this? RAMN: for then it is ... is ... is ... is ...... is divine, is beautiful ... a top model ... is the queen of this neighborhood, but I say this is the neighborhood ... of the world.BRUJA 71: Please don ramn, he had never told me soDon ramn se va mirando a gloria... que est bajando las escaleras Se van juntos de la vecindad. Y entra Kiko con una gaseosaKiko: chavooo chavito... look look chavo and dont give you) a la chilindrina)Kiko: I give you everything..Paty: Thank you Kiko (y le da un beso)Kiko: youre welcome (se desmaya) Paty: what happen to Quico?Chilindrina: He has faintedPaty: chanfle Chilindrina: Hey Chavo, i watched in a movie, that they woke up a fainted person with a cold water pail.Chavo: thats true, thats true, thats true(el chavo le hecha el agua y este se levanta y le pega al chavo)Chavo: Hey Quico, why did you hit me?Kiko: Because you threw me water in my faceChavo: It was because you were faintedKiko: I?Chilindrina: If you dont tell us, the cause of your fainting, i going to hit you!!Kiko: I fainted because Paty Kissed me.Chavo: And ???Kiko: I dont know, sometimes i have reactions that are no of my tender age.Chilindrina: Hey Chavo, would you like to have a demonstration?Chavo: yes Chilindrina le da un bes Y esperan la cadaChilindrina: Chavo, did you feel anything?Chavo: YesChilindrina: What ??Chavo: RevulsionChilindrina lloraChavo: What happen?Chilindrina: It isnt your poblemEntra Paty mientras chilindrina y Kiko estn abrazados Paty: Hi, Chavo, my teddy bear fell into the barrel and i scared by the bugs.Chavo: I am outside now.Paty: There may be, spiders or mosquitoes, please Chavo, take out my teddy bear.Chavo: Yes And take it, (Paty le da un beso) PATY: Thanks you chavo (se desmaya) Voltea la chilindrina.CHILINDRINA: Quico saw, I faint him with delayed effect...KIKO: Hey chilindrina but take long to fall ...CHILINDRINA: Is that Chavo... very slow. Hey Paty, you know why Chavo faint?PATY: who knows, I only give him a kissCHILINDRINA: Now I put you as sweet potato.Y la chilindrina le corretea a PatyKIKO: Women ThingsKiko le moja a chavo. Y chavo le pega. Entra don ramnDon Ramn: Why will be that faint us when kiss us a women?BRUJA 71: Now we will check.Y la bruja lo besa a don ramn y se desmaya. La chilindrina la moja a dona bruja(Baja Gloria de su casa y dice)GLORIA: Now you will say it is the fault of the guy.RAMN: I got mash for help youGLORIA: Oh Don Ramon, I dont know how to pay you.RAMN: With that smile is more than enough Sale dona Clotilde y diceBRUJA 71: se levanta cogindose el vestido y molesta remedandoAy yes, with this smile.Entra PatyPATY: Aunt, aunt CHILINDRINA: I am going to hit you, girl.GLORIA: StopCHILINDRINA: lloraCHILINDRINA: You will see, I am going to accuse you with my father than hit me.GLORIA: I didn't hit you.CHILINDRINA: YesGLORIA: Only thing I did was scolded you.CHILINDRINA: Yes, and you hit me; see how you left me . Se desmaya (Kiko le moja porque piensa que esta desmayada)GLORIA: That's what you get for liar.PATY: You won a prize (lo besa a Kiko) Kiko se desmaya, chavo lo iba a mojarCHILINDRINA: Wait chavo, wait(Agarra el balde y moja a Paty)CHILINDRINA: Ayy Paty forgive me, forgive me I wanted to wet to Kiko CHAVO: It was my turn (Entra doa Florinda a ver a Kiko que estaba en el suelo mojado) Chavo la moja a doa Florinda. Entra don ramnRAMN: You also passed out PATY: No, what happens is that Dona Florinda and I bathed us by mistake.Don ramn se re horribleRAMN: JajajajjajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajjaDOA FLORINDA: le mete una cachetada. Lets go, treasure and doesnt join up with this rabble.Kiko: Rabble rabble rableeeeeeeeTodos los personajes se meten a su casa.If you want to know how this story ends , dont lost the next episode