Skeleton Jokes

Who won the skeleton Beauty Contest

No “BODY”

When does a skeleton laugh?

When something tickles his“ FUNNY BONE”

What musical instrument do

skeletons play?

Trom-”BONE”

Why are skeletons usually so calm?

Nothing gets under their skin!

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?

Spare - RIBS

What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the morning?

Lazy Bones

What do you call a skeleton snake?

A RATTLER

Why don’t skeletons play music in church?

They have no organs!

What kind of plates do skeleton eat on?

Bone China

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