Skeleton Jokes. Who won the skeleton Beauty Contest No “BODY”

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  • Skeleton Jokes

  • Who won the skeleton Beauty ContestNo BODY

  • When does a skeleton laugh?When something tickles his FUNNY BONE

  • What musical instrument do skeletons play?Trom-BONE

  • Why are skeletons usually so calm?Nothing gets under their skin!

  • What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?Spare - RIBS

  • What do you call a skeleton who wont get up in the morning?Lazy Bones

  • What do you call a skeleton snake?A RATTLER

  • Why dont skeletons play music in church?They have no organs!

  • What kind of plates do skeleton eat on?Bone China

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