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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron. George Carlin 2Email Friend 

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe-Jackie Mason 3Email Friend *

Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1. Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2. Advising the President. 3. Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. --

David Letterman 4Email Friend 

MORE JOKES AND QUOTES You have to stay in shape. My

grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneris 5Email Friend 

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer

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