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Unlawful and IllegalBob: What's the difference between unlaw-ful and illegal Arnold?Arnold: Umm, illegal is against the law and unlawful is umm, when something takes place that is not necessarily against the law.Bob: Ayup, lad. You know this is actually supposed to be comedy now. Your answer was supposed to be, 'I don't know Bob, what is the difference between unlawful and illegal?' You're rubbish at this, you want to stick to carpentry, mate.Arnold: Well you see I'm a very intelligent person and I'm thinking of the intellectual response to that question not the umm, comi-cal one. OK, I'll give you the comical response now.Bob: Let me ask you the question again: What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?Arnold: I don't know, what is the difference between unlawful and illegal?Bob: Unlawful is against the law, and illegal is a sick bird.

After Jesus left the synagogue with James and John, they went to Simon and Andrew’s home. Now Simon’s mother-in-law was sick in bed with a high fever. They told Jesus about her right away. So he went to her bedside, took her by the hand, and helped her sit up. Then the fever left her, and she prepared a meal for them. -Mark 1:29-31

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Possum and TatersIngredients:1 young, fat possum8 sweet potatoes2 tablespoons butter1 tablespoon sugarsalt

Directions: First, catch a possum. This in itself is excellent entertainment on a moon-light night. Skin the possum and remove the head and feet. Be sure to wash it thor-oughly. Freeze overnight either outside or in a refrigerator.When ready to cook, peel the potatoes and boil them tender in lightly salted water along with the butter and sugar. At the same time, stew the possum tender in a tightly covered pan with a little water. Arrange the taters around the possum, strip with bacon, sprinkle with thyme or marjoram, or pep-per, and brown in the oven. Baste often with the drippings.

1. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.2. You’ve ever been excused from school because “the cows got out.”3. You can recall hot summers by the year they happened easier than you can remem-ber your mother’s birthday.4. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies.5. You know that the true value of a park-ing space is not determined by the distance to the door but by the availability of shade.6. You have owned at least one belt buckle bigger than your fist. 7. When you hear a tornado siren, you go out and look for a funnel.8 . You are 100% Alabamian if you have ever had this conversation:“You wanna Coke?”“Yeah.”“What kind?”“Dr. Pepper.”

Redneck Family TreeMany many years ago when I was twenty

three,I got married to a widow who was pretty

as could be.This widow had a grown-up daughter

Who had hair of red.My father fell in love with her,And soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-lawAnd changed my very life.

My daughter was my mother,For she was my father’s wife.

To complicate the matters worse,Although it brought me joy.

I soon became the fatherOf a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then becameA brother-in-law to dad.

And so became my uncle,Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,Then that also made him brother

To the widow’s grown-up daughterWho, of course, was my step-mother.

Father’s wife then had a son,Who kept them on the run.

And he became my grandson,For he was my daughter’s son.

My wife is now my mother’s motherAnd it makes me blue.

Because, although she is my wife,She’s my grandma too.

If my wife is my grandmother,Then I am her grandchild.

And every time I think of it,

It simply drives me wild.For now I have become

The strangest case you ever saw.As the husband of my grandmother,

I am my own grandpa!!

CLETUS ‘N CLAUDINE’S REDNECK NONSENSEHave you’ve ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher?

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INBOXFrom: Richard RobinsonDate: July 27, 2009To: PappySubject: God and the Spider

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You’re 100% Alabamian if...

During the War, a US marine was separated from his unit. The fighting had been intense, and in the smoke and the crossfire he had lost touch with his comrades.

Alone in the hills, he could hear enemy soldiers coming in his direction. Scrambling for cover, he found his way up a high ridge to several small caves in the rock. Quickly he crawled inside one of the caves. Although safe for the moment, he realized that once the enemy soldiers looking for him swept up the ridge, they would quickly search all the caves and he would be killed.

As he waited, he prayed, “Lord, if it be your will, please protect me. Whatever your will though, I love you and trust you. Amen.”

After praying, he lay quietly listening to the enemy begin to draw close. He thought, “Well, I guess the Lord isn’t going to help me out of this one..” Then he saw a spider begin to build a web over the front of his cave.

As he watched, listening to the enemy searching for him all the while, the spider layered strand after strand of web across the open-ing of the cave.

“Ha, he thought. “What I need is a brick wall and what the Lord has sent me is a spider web.

God does have a sense of humor.”

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Alligators in the PoolA CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen. The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators. The CEO says to his executives “I think an executive should be meas-ured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my chal-lenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!” Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Sud-denly, they hear a loud splash. Eve-ryone turns around and sees the CFO

(Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes. The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, “You are amazing. I’ve never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you. The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, “You can tell me who the heck pushed me in the pool!”

across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion’s cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it. At the end of the day the zoo keeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps go-ing up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion he slips and falls. The mime is ter-rified. The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. Fi-nally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, “Help me, help me!”, but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back look-ing up at the angry lion and the lion says, “Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?”

A Job at the ZooOne day an out of work mime is vis-iting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo’s most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get an-other one. The mime accepts. So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before the crowd comes. He discov-ers that it’s a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls

“Don’t flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates. The nearer you come into relation with a person, the more necessary do tact and courtesy become. Except in cases of necessity, which are rare, leave your

friend to learn unpleasant things from his enemies; they are ready enough to tell them.”

-Oliver Wendell Holmes

Sudoku

Military Warnings“Aim towards the Enemy.”

- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

“When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.”- U.S. Army

“Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.”- U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

“If the enemy is in range, so are you.”- Infantry Journal

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As the enemy drew closer he watched from the darkness of his hideout and could see them searching one cave after another. As they came to his, he got ready to make his last stand. To his amazement, however, after glancing in the direction of his cave, they moved on. Suddenly, he realized that with the spider web over the entrance, his cave looked as if no one had entered for quite a while. “Lord, forgive me,” prayed the young man. “I had forgotten that in you a spider’s web is stronger than a brick wall.”

We all face times of great trouble. When we do, it is so easy to forget the victories that God would work in our lives, sometimes in the most surprising ways. As the great leader, Nehemiah, reminded the people of Israel when they faced the task of rebuild-ing Jerusalem,

“In God we will have success!” [Nehemiah 2:20]

Remember: Whatever is happening in your life, with God, a mere spider’s web can be-come a brick wall of protection. Believe He is with you always. Just speak His name through Jesus His son, and you will see His great pow-er and love in your life.

Pappy Continued...

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Cletus’sComedy Corner

A Cowboy’s Guide to Life •Never squat with yer spurs on.•There are two theories to arguin’ with a woman; neither one works.•Don’t worry about bitin’ off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger’n you think.•If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ some-body else’s dog around.•After eating an entire bull, a moun-tain lion felt so good he started roar-ing.•He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.•The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.•If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.•Never smack a man who’s chewin’ tobacco.•It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.•Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.•Never follow good whiskey with wa-ter, unless you’re out of good whis-key.•Good judgment comes from expe-rience; experience comes from bad judgment.•Always drink upstream from the herd.

•Never drop your gun to hug a griz-zly.•If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.•When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don’t be sur-prised if they learn their lesson.•When you’re throwin’ your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.•Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier ‘n puttin’ it back in.•Always take a good look at what you’re about to eat. It’s not so impor-tant to know what it is, but it’s critical to know what it was.•The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.•Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Cook, debone and cut up chicken, reserve broth. Put chicken in 9x13 buttered pan or casserole. Melt mar-garine, pour over chicken, slice eggs over this. Mix flour, baking power and milk, pour over chicken. Mix celery soup and chicken broth, pour over dough mix-ture. Bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes.

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RELINBILT REPLaCEMENT vinyl windows, insu-lated, low E various sizes 36x75, 36x62, 36x55, 36x38 asking $100 each. (334) 798-3416

Sporting GoodsTayLoR MadE RAC-052 irons 3-SW, $200, Wilson women’s start set golf clubs with bag, $125. (850) 384-5772

WantedgRaNdMoThER LooKINg for 3 bedroom, 2 bath trailer for 6 grandchildren to be moved onto my land, little or no pay. (334) 237-1595, (334) 687-3476

FurnitureCLoCK, SETh Thomas grandfather, cherry, new movements and appraised $1250. (334) 714-1976

CouCh aNd loveseat, tan micro-suede, dual reclin-ers on both, 2 years old. Ariton, AL 334-762-2005

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hoT dog cart, like new, $2,800, 93-94 Yamaha stand up jet skis, $800 each; Super T 50, 4 speed, Corvette, $400; electric stove newer, $100; dish washer, newer, $50; carpet and pad, like new, $500+ sq.ft. $200; Porcelain tile, light grey, 250’+, $100; 36” oak vanity and top, $50; two truck tool boxes, $75 each. 334-718-9699

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Campers/RV’s2007 5Th wheel Copper Canyon 32’, 2 slides, private bath & bedroom, oversize queen bed, full closets, very nice, $32,500. (334) 805-4906

1994 CLaSS A Damon Challenger, 30’, good condi-tion, $10,00 or best offer (334) 677-5337, (334) 790-6758

2000 BouNdER 36’, excellent mechanical condition, 51,000 miles, used but not abused, $25,000. (334) 308-2756CLaSSIFIEdS woRK USE them, Call 334-792-5503 for the areas best classified results.

453’ REEFER Wallbash with carrier unit, $7,000. 334-671-8226, 334-790-0782

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1998 PoLaRIS jet ski, runs great, nice, trailer, 3 seater, must sell due to moving, $1,800 or best offer. 850-326-3807

1985 28’ Bayliner with 350 horsepower Mercuiser, great shape, $14,500. (334) 677-3295

2002 KEyLaRgo, 18’ center console, excellent con-dition, 70hp, Yamaha GPS chart plotter, fishfinder Bimini, many extras, $8,000 or best offer. 334-470-6313

1999 ShoRLaNdER boat trailer 21’-22’ boat, brakes, bearings, tires excellent, NADA $1,300 will take $1,000 or best offer (334) 393-1447

Trailers7X26 FooT gooseneck dovetail 14,000 lbs axles with ramps, $3,800; 5.5x12 foot Cattle trailer bumper pull, $800. Call 334-791-4400

H5X10 uTILITy trailer new with hardwood floor $600. (334) 522-6709

Auto Parts & Accessories

PaRTINg ouT 1994 Ford Explorer, 137K on engine, good engine, transmission leaking, runs is drivable, has RHD conversion on it. (334) 792-4438

ATV’s2002 hoNda Rancher 350 ES, adult ridden, $2950 or best offer (334) 618-2929

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H1996 hoNda Goldwing 1500, red, full dress, 26,000 miles, $8500. 334-797-2617

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1993 oLdSMoBILE Sillouette van with $3,800 mo-tor, fully equipped, $3,500; 1994 Oldsmobile Cutless Sierra, fully equipped, new motor, $1,900. (334) 648-5817

1996 CoRvETTE convertible Collectors Edition, has soft top and one of 429 with factory hard top, 102,000 miles, beautiful car, excellent condition, $13,500. (334) 684-2006

SUV’s2001 PoNTIaC Montana 7 passenger, needs minor transmission work, $2700. (334) 794-2482 after 5 pm

1997 JEEP Grand Cherokee, Laredo, needs engine, good body and interior, $700. 334-566-1375, 334-672-0062.

2006 ChEvy Uplander LS model , 36,000 miles, ex-tended warranty, white/grey interior, V-6, automatic, 3rd row seat $9,800. (334) 714-3766

1991 ISuZu trooper, 4x4, new tires, new interior, new tune-up, $2,100 or best offer. (334) 379-8472

Trucks1999 dodgE 1500 wrecked front end, excellent 318 motor, transmission rear end. (850) 592-2350

2003 gMC Sierra Pick-up, 4 wheel drive, 8 cylinder, loaded with extra, blown in bedliner and cover, excel-lent condition. 334-393-1984

1993 gMC truck, short bed, step side, red, good con-dition, $2,500. 334-794-4752, 334-701-0574

Vans

2001 ChEvy Conversion van 1500, 4.3 V-6, 7 pas-senger with TV, very clean, 115,000 miles, $6,900. (850) 263-7664

Farm & RanchJohN dEERE Excavator 490E, clean and tight, excel-lent condition, $21,000. (334) 684-2006

4yaNMaR 25hP diesel tractor with boon pole, bottom plow, dirt scoop, 1 row planter, 1 row cul-

tivator and disc, $4,500 or best offer. (334) 726-5708

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8 BaIL hay accumulator with bail hay grab, excellent condition, $3,500. 334-793-7427

TuRBo 7700 John Deere Combine with 644 corn heard, sheltered, $12,000 firm. 334-793-7427

2003 FaRM Pro Tractor, 81 hours, 4’ disc, bush hog, box blade, bottom plow, planters, $4,500. 334-791-0048

FuSoN MaNuaL headcatch, new, never used, kept in barn, retail, $800, sell for $450 or best offer. (850) 859-9943

DogsaKC gERMaN shepherd puppies, $300; 6 years old $150. 334-684-9054 http://www.awhk9kennels.com

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LivestockFEEd whEaT for sale, $80 per ton. (334) 726-1729, (334) 693-5057

BuLL-RIdINg EQuIPMENT, new, saddle, vest, leather chaps, left handed bull rope, gloves, bail pad and bag (pads and bags), $400 or best offer (850) 859-9943

Apartments For Rent

TowNhouSE aPaRTMENT for rent in Enterprise, AL, 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath, $400 per month. (850) 384-5772

Real Estate For Rent

3 BEdRooM, 2 bath, fenced yard, in Webb. 334-718-6304

3 BEdRooM, 2 bath coldasack, 1 car garage, 2 sto-ry loft, fireplace, fenced in yard, Bogan Villa Circle, $1,100 per month. Dan (334) 702-6453

Real Estate For Sale

3 BEdRooM, 2 bath on 2.3 acres, new tin roof, off 134 in New Brockton, near Bethany area, $40,000 ne-gotiable. 334-393-6584, 334-389-6195

3 BEdRooM, 2 bath house in Enterprise, great rent-al property or first time home, new windows, recently remodeled, $27,000. Call (334) 405-9025 leave mes-sage.

FoR SaLE: Year round “Time Share” with Fairfield Resorts hundreds of places to use it year round. Bought and paid for cost $16,000, will sell for $5,000 plus tittle transfer fee. Call (334) 714-0508

Lots/Land/Acreage

RESIdENTIaL LoT, wonderful neighborhood, near Carroll High School ½ acre $18,500. (334) 774-2391 in Ozark

Manufactured Housing

3 BEdRooM, 2 bath double wide, clean, quiet small neighborhood, between Midland City and Ozark, $400 per month plus $300 deposit. Call for information. 334-432-3982

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