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SCOPE THE SENIOR JUNE 2013 Issue 8, Vol.48 June 2013 Langley High School 6520 Georgetown Pike McLean, VA 22101 DARE TO DREAM: CLASS OF 2013

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SCOPETHE SENIOR

JUNE 2013

Issue 8, Vol.48June 2013

Langley High School6520 Georgetown Pike

McLean, VA 22101

DARE TO DREAM:

CLASS OF 2013

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Here’s a few of the Saxon Scope SENI3RS...

Saying a big Saxon thank you and good luck on the

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As we bring this year and your high school careers to an end, I want to

communicate some things to you. As a class, you have been great to work with. Whenever I had to speak with you, you were honest and forthcoming (sometimes more than I would have liked). You were usually accountable and would listen to reason. Likewise, I had to learn to listen to you. You all had a story to tell, and they were always good to hear. Many of you have had to overcome obstacles that others are not aware of. I respect and admire your ability to persevere. I have enjoyed celebrating great accomplishments with all of you, have commiserated when things didn’t go quite so well.

I have seen great sporting events, transcendent concerts, riveting It’s Academic competitions, inspirational classroom presentations, awesome science fair projects and numerous other things that you have done in your four years here. I talked with students who got all A’s and students who struggled every day in school. I have learned from all of you.I wish all of you the best. Sincerely,

Fred Amico Assistant Principal

DEAR SENIORS,We’ve made it, and not just out of

the parking lot. As we bid farewell to the building we’ve spent more time in than with our families for the past four years, we are both looking forward and remembering the past. It’s been a good run. From surviving the supposed end of the world to breaking in the new Chipotle, it is safe to say that our class has left our mark. While the building may never be the same (it will be nicer), Langley will continue to unite us as we venture into the “real world.” The importance of tradition should never be underestimated but to start a tradition, that is something to be admired. We upheld traditions by unmasking the fashion show and educating at Case Day, but we also did something unique. Relay for Life raised over $57,000 for research to end an insufferable disease. In senior terms

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that could send you comfortably to an expensive college for a year. Undoubtedly we brought spirit back to Saxon Country. From morph suits to baby powder we have restored a sense of school pride that will ignite future classes to do the same. Thirteen is usually an unlucky number, but our class is anything but. Just look at the college list and our accomplishments are clear.

However, people are defined by more than a diploma on the wall. The paths we take define us, not where we end up. We might not remember that at our 15 year reunion as we put our best feet forward and tell our remarkable tales, but it’s a nice thought. These four years have changed all of us, but now, for better or for worse we will forever be the class of 2013.

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13 REASONS WHYTHE CLASS OF

IS THE 13EST

We “captured the glo” at Prom

We brought spirit back to Saxon Country

We sent off our Saxons to sports teams around the Country

We survived the apocalypse

We danced at the Orange Bowl

We raised $ for the American Cancer Society

We blacked out color dayWe made our mark with artWe were “sweet” M&M mentors

We were the 25%

We finally beat TJ at Model UN

We have Kyle Dear

We shook Saxon Country for a day

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You clean out your backpack to make room for blankets -Amy Welch

Netflix is more important to you than homework -Abby Hassler

A full day of school feels like an entire week -Luke McLindon

You don’t remember where you sit in Prob/Stat -Ellen Sensiba

You don’t go to school any more -Maddie Price

The only academic thing you bring to school is a pencil and you don’t even use it -Chris Paul

My only real concern is figuring out how to re-tie my moccasins -William Gillard

Your absent count is higher than your grade in the class -Drew Armstrong

You’ve been late to Senora Behnke’s class every day since second semester started -Allie Buttarazzi

by Emily Flessas and Aimee Cho

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LI CHIEN & LEILA RAMINPOURCOPY EDITORS

A look at the cutest senior couples

What made you fall for them?Eliza: He always makes me laugh.Zack: She has a genuine appreciation for others.

Joseph Aulisi and Hoai-Nam BuiDating for 2 years, 1 month

What’s their pet peeve?Eliza:When people mess up his hair.Zack: She doesn’t like odd numbers.

What is the nicest thing he/she has done for you?Eliza: He’ll leave me notes on my car when I’m at ballet or leave flowers inmy mailbox at home.Zack: Always being around to talk to.

Zack Dailey and Eliza CampbellDating for 1 year, 10 months

Gina Li and Michael GuoDating for 2 years, 8 months

What made you fall for them?Gina: He’s really nice and a good listener.Michael: It wasn’t just one thing. I liked her and asked her out.What’s their pet peeve?Gina: When someone shows him a boring YouTube video on his or her phone.Michael: When someone is talking to

What is the nicest thing he/she has done for you?Gina: For Valentine’s Day this year, he set up a scavenger hunt that formed a poem when all of the pieces were put together.Michael: She spent her own money to buy me a digital camera.

What is the nicest thing he/she has done for you?Hoai-Nam: He got me a rabbit.Joseph: She got me a ticket to go see Coldplay in concert at the Verizon Center.

What was your first impression of them?Alexa: I thought he was cool. We first met as stand partners in orchestra.Siddhi: Goofy, crazy kid like me.

Alexa Tavassoli and Siddhi VenkatramanDating for 1 year, 6 months

What made you fall for them?Alexa: He’s a good listener and hilarious.Siddhi: She’s there for me through the ups and downs. She was just

What is the nicest thing he/she has done for you?Alexa: The time when he asked me to prom junior year with a teddy bear. I named it Aladdin.Siddhi: She always makes thoughtful cards on important occasions such as birthdays and Valentine’s Day.

What’s your favorite memory with them?Hoai-Nam: Apple picking last fall.Joseph: We went to the batting cages at Woody’s and I taught her how to swing.

What made you fall for them?Hoai-Nam: He feeds me a lot of food.Joseph: The fact that she makes me laugh.

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Kyle Myren Madeline Price Nika Rahini

Clemson University: Nicole Dunne Alicia Giezen Justin Speros Paige Truitt

United States Coast Guard Academy: Alex LaBelle Sierra Webb

Coastal Carolina University: Rachel Wagner

University of Colorado Boulder: Max Chernoff Leah Heilbrunn Zac Roueche Sophie Viar

Columbia College: Will Torrence

Columbia University: Calvin Li

Cornell University: Aimee Cho Clay Kennedy Yasmeen Mushtaq Michael Ratcliffe Jessica Zheng

Dartmouth College: Milan Huynh Rosie Mahoney

University of Delaware: Shy Daraeikia Celeste Saddler Luke Salzer

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Boston College: Megan Flynn Cindy (Syungju) Lee

Boston University: Michael Christopher Trevor Coar Rebecca Powell Alexander Quion Justine White

Brigham Young University: Ashley Doll Lizzy Gerard Ashley Johnson Rachel Stone

Brown University: Liana Kramer

Bucknell University: Bradley Dotson Justin Galiani Melissa Parks

Butler University: Courtney Kronzer

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As the class of 2013 walks down the steps of Constitution Hall, we will be taking a part of Langley with us into the next chapter of our lives. No matter the paths we take or the struggles we encounter, we will always be united by our time spent in Saxon Country.

Off to new heights...

United States Air Force Acad-emy: Kate Fitzgerald Chris Unger

University of Alabama: Matthew McCann John Poyner Matt Shumway

American University: Khaled Agha Sean Yang

Arizona State University: Bre Della Corna Terry Waters

Auburn University: Mary Elliott Robert Rau

University of Auckland: William Gillard

Azusa Pacific University: Audrey Voorhees

Boğaziçi University in Istanbul:

University of California Berke-ley: Min Jae Kim Natalie Rasmus Abi Speers

University of California Los Angeles: Sophie Bromley Kyung Jae Min

University of California Santa Barbara: Rookie Basu Izzy Ninh

Carnegie Mellon University: Skye Toor Ben Yang

Case Western Reserve Univer-sity: Kate Bush Adam Johnston

The University of Chicago: Gregory Adams Drew Armstrong

Christopher Newport Univer-sity: Darcy Davidson Ashley Morabito

Denison University: Li Chien Lauren Wilhelmy

Dickinson College: Maureen Marsh

Drexel University: Steven Byrne Varun Chunduru Ashley Panetta

Duke University: Kelvin Niu

East Carolina University: Elizabeth Condo Meghan Stowell

Elon University: Amanda Benjamin Emmett Helmes

Emory University: Daniella Adams

Ferrum College: Tate Dulany

Florida International University: Joseph Malpica

Florida State University: Brittany Barbosa Brian Niu Courteney West

University of Florida: Riley Cutler

Fordham University Gabrielle Zuccari

Franklin College Switzerland: Brendan McConnaughay

George Mason University: Tamara Achi Lane Anderson Nicole Azmoudeh Moli Becker Logan Besougloff Claire Bork Kevin Chin Heather Deale Mehreen Z. Hassan Margot Koppier Josh Lupas Teresa Nguyen Samira Rahbar Leila Raminpour Jonathan Tsai Robert Yu Bradley Yuan

Georgetown University: Aamir Javaid Eunyuong Kim Philip Novacki

George Washington University: Omer Elsekkaki Erin Long Laura Roman

Georgia Institute of Technology: Cameron Cintron Vishal Erabelli

University of Georgia: Morgan Ladd Lauren Megrue Khaki Stanford Krissy Tremaine

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Ashley Pyon Matthew Salutillo Nisrene Tabbara Kyle West

Piedmont Virginia Community College: Robert Byrne Keoni Moledina

University of Pittsburgh Kristen Wolaver

Radford University: Deanna Labriny

Randolph College: JT Von Seggern

Reed College: Alex Swann

University of Rhode Island: Abigail Hassler Derick Paxton

Rhode Island School of Design: Ivy Ni

Rhodes College: Nick Hallmark

University of Richmond: Hilary Brown

Roanoke College: Cameron Thompson

SENIORS JUNE 20138 JUNE 2013 SENIORS 9Gettysburg College: Cody Kaplan Jina Yang

Hague University of Applied Sciences in the Netherlands: Emma Axtell

Hamilton College: Alex Baradari

Hampden Sydney College: Ryan Anger Kyle Dear

High Point University: Charlotte Fernlund Kate Hack

Howard University: Samaila Samaila

University of Illinois at Urbana Champaign: Joshua Cohn Hannah Qi

Indiana University: Katie Barufka Chris Hyatt Lori Kealey Murtagh Thinnes Amelia Welch

Ithaca College: Marli Peress

James Madison University: Kelly Baucom Sam Carswell Tommy Cole Sara Etemad-Maghadam Paige Evans Emily Flessas Elliot Greene

Josh Hulett Andrew Jones Annie Kemmerer Will Khairalla Jody Kim Alexandra Krial Reza Malik Kushali Marwaha Sam Mayman Marly Messina Tasha Nguyen Brian Ochoa Meg Quinn Patrick Rainey Zach Shames Alexa Slye Matt Smith Matt Smith Ryan Sullivan Shawn Tabrizi Alice Tsai Charlee Vasiliadis Shahab Vaziri Steven Weyback Ali Zaidi

Johns Hopkins University: Michael Guo Andrew Hwang

Kenyon College: Saxon Justice

University of Kentucky: Sophia Labriny Brandon Lee Dominic Padalino Andrew Prescott Mutchi Sigauque Torri Trippi

Lafayette College: Caroline Russell

The London School of Econom-ics and Political Science: Paul Bernstein

Longwood University: James Campbell

Lynchburg College: Thomas Salamone

Macalester College: Joseph Aulisi Hoai-Nam Bui

University of Mary Washington: Kaitryn Evans Shannon Keene Darius Navidi Beth Richardson Cezanne Vahid Morgan Wallace

University of Maryland College Park: Praveena Mylvaganam Alexa Tavassoli Sid Venkatraman Charlie Wang

Marymount University: Gabby Akkawi Hamdan Al Balawi Nicholas Atapour Abigail Daniel John Michael Rabil

University of Miami: Melissa Aronson

Miami University of Ohio: Jenna Dean Michael Eberhardt Jennie Kleinknecht

University of Michigan:

Laura Grems Jessica Miles Sam Smith Jessica Stewart

The United States Military Academy at West Point: Patrick Kearney

University of Mississippi: William T. Chapman III

Northeastern University: Elke Thoms Northwestern University: Chris Paul Allie Sherlock

Northern Virginia Community College (NOVA): Kate Albers Cam Ayoub Alice Doherty Anthony Foretich Matthew Hetzer Ryan Kessler Duke McGinnis Andrea Nichols Justine Reyes Heather Rody Kamron Shafian Farris Sitta Jessica Thrush

New York University: Grant Brown Jack Flatley Christian Hurr Meenakshi Parashar Karishma Sonde

University of North Carolina Chapel Hill: Caitlin Rose

North Carolina State University: Adrienne Schmidt

Ohio University: Nicholas Guglielmo

Ohio State University: Vinay Prasad Vivek Seelamneni

Ohio Wesleyan University: Hannah Linden

Old Dominion University: Heena Chotani Shayan Ghahramani Kurn Hackmeier Kevin Hajimomenian Robert Jackson Spencer Jessee Simon Kristensen Scott Murray

University of Pennsylvania: Cynthia Ding Alex Ehat Alysha Singh

Pennsylvania State University (Penn State): Shaun Ahmed Abdulla Almazmi Kelly Dore Adam Eliot Brad Fredrick McKenzie Malpede Shreya Puri

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Thomas Giddings Olivia White

The College of William and Mary: Alan Chiang Christopher Claude Riley Cosgrove Thomas Dungan Lucy Gunter Emily Gurian Sarah Kinniburgh Christina Kontzias Kady Kriner Paul Li Phil Loria Jenny Rossberg Pallavi Rudraraju AJ Scalia Julie Sher Edward Sylvestre John Tran Shelby Trinca

University of Wisconsin- Madison: Ric Abravanel Brittany Gallagher Jack Reilly

University of Wyoming: Erik Pike

Yale University: Mujtaba Wani

United States Air Force Julie Jones

Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University (Virginia Tech): Cathrine Baek Brendan Cafferky Rebecca Dworak Christie Goddard Taymour Hashemzadeh John Higgins Cathy Kiess Gene Kim Joe LaFuria Alfred Lam Gina Li Craig McKenzie Luke McLindon Phil Mun Phil Neighbour Naya Patel Logan Pontell Anna Pope Maxwell Propp Blair Purdy Elissa Purdy Gus Ramminger Ashley Ryan Divya Tewari Timothy Tsai Divita Vohra Adele Wheeler

University of Virginia (UVA): Eliza Campbell Ryan Cheng Hee Jin Cho Michelle Chu Zack Dailey

Tufts University: Alec Shklyar Jenna Smith

Tulane University: Grace MacDougall Jack O’Connor

University of Utah: Ellen Sensiba

Villanova University: Allie Buttarazzi

Virginia Commonwealth Uni-versity (VCU): Kevin Diner Kate Fraser Brooke Fulton Ryan Höhn Miguel Jubiz Sydney Kee Araz Khalilpour Joyce Lee Khalid Naji Chandni Patel Emily Phillips Sina Rahini Karl Renz Kevin Tan Hannah Tappan Emaan Saeed Yousef Sersy

SENIORS JUNE 201310 JUNE 2013 SENIORS 11Saint Anselm College: Bryan Even Saint Bonaventure University: Preet Sohal

Saint Joseph’s University: Cal Jadacki

Santa Monica College: Omeed Mahrouyan

Savannah College of Art & De-sign (SCAD): Remy Bustani

University of South Carolina: Valeria Caliguire Vivian Louthan Jackie Sammarco

Stanford University: Grace Goettman

Stetson University: Jack Howerton

Susquehanna University: Alexis Biggs Elizabeth Regan

University of Tennessee: Matthew MacDonald Lexi Officer Jessica Weaver

University of Texas at Austin: Tyler Kovacs

Trinity College: Francesca Oliveira

John DeFriest Anne Gent Jenny Liu Nadeia Nikolova Selma Pulak Justin Sedgewick Victoria Tovig Maddy Weingast

Virginia Military Institute (VMI): Zach Regen

University of Vermont: Savanna Salassi

Wake Forest University: Aaron Curry Kevin Herman Brad Jeter Mary McAuliffe Marshall Nimick Michael Osgood Grace Posey Garrett Roscoe Charlie Weir Sarah White

Washington College: Sarah Dayton

Washington and Lee University: Olivia Sisson Hayley Soutter

West Virginia University: Hunter Fitzgerald Amy Garrigan

Military Service in Finland: Chris Lindholm

Gap Year: Daniela Cueto Tara Hosseini Ally Miller Michael Wallach

Walpole Express Junior Hockey: Evan Sterling

Non-U.S. Colleges: Pia Hansen Zainab Hassan

2-year Missionary Service: John Stevens

Undecided: Nour Aidi Andrew Bulkeley Kimia Safavi

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SAXON STANDOUTS:Senior athletes commit to schools

BaseballJoseph Aulisi--Macalester CollegeBryan Even--Saint Anselm CollegeNicholas Hallmark--Rhodes CollegeCal Jadacki--Saint Joseph’s University

Basketball

Alexis Biggs--Susquehanna University

Crew

Olivia White--West Virginia Univer-sitySierra Webb--U.S. Coast Guard Acad-emy

Football

GolfWill Byrne-- UndecidedCathryn Pickei--Hobart and William Smith CollegesDerick Paxton--University of Rhode Island

Lacrosse

Brad Dotson--Bucknell UniversityGrace Goettman--Stanford UniversityErin Long--George Washington Uni-versityLuke Salzer--University of DelawareOlivia Sisson--Washington and Lee UniversityHayley Soutter--Washington and Lee UniversityRachel Wagner--Coastal Carolina University

Soccer

SwimAbi Speers--University of California

Justin Galiani--Bucknell UniversityKady Kriner--William & MaryThomas Salamone--Lynchburg College

SoftballAshley Panetta--Drexel University

Tennis

Melissa Parks--Bucknell UniversityJT von Seggern--Randolph College

Track/ Cross Country

Logan Besougloff--George Mason UniversityJessica Miles-- University of MichiganRobert Yu-- George Mason University

Volleyball

Hoai-Nam Bui--Macalester CollegeMaureen Marsh--Dickinson College

WrestlingTate Dulany--Ferrum College

Alex Baradari--Hamilton CollegeJack Howerton--Stetson UniversityPhil Novacki--Georgetown UniversityAlec Shklyar--Tufts University

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Annie: The first exam/midterm is a life ex-perience. It’s okay if you don’t get a great grade on that first test. Just make sure to learn how to study more effectively.

Arianna: Take at least three classes you would have never signed up for otherwise, and they will probably turn out to be your favorites. I signed up for ballroom dancing with a friend when I had extra time--I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.

Terra: Keep an open mind, introduce your-self to people, and go out of your way to get involved. There won’t be that much work on the first week of school, so put effort into finding something to do. I met my closest group of friends on the first week of school.

Annie: Go to unique events at your school. Whether that is a football game or THON, they are all worth the [time]! They really help you con-nect with your school and make you feel like part of its spirit.

Terra: Shower shoes are a MUST if you are liv-ing in a community style dorm. Surprisingly, [having a roommate] wasn’t so bad. The key to living in such close quarters with someone is to communicate. Clean up after yourself, and don’t make lots of noise late at night. If you have a choice to loft your bed, it creates a lot of space but also gets really annoying when you have to get down and back up to use the bathroom or get water several times per night.

Jun: It’s easy to get too excited about being a college student, joining all the clubs, going to all the parties, taking all the interesting classes. Save some time for yourself. Things generally go bad when you’re occupied all the time and you can miss opportunities. You should really do what you want to do and do something that’s worth your time. Don’t tie yourself down to what you were in high school. When you’re in high school there’s a clear goal, a light at the end of the tunnel we call “col-lege.” But when you get there, you [might] find your-self without an immediate goal or purpose.

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AIMEE CHOEDITOR-IN-CHIEF3 years on staffCollege: Cornell Favorite journalism memory: Seattle and Texas tripsFavorite senior year memory:Landing an internship with NBC

CATHY KIESSEDITOR-IN-CHIEF3 years on staffCollege: Virginia TechFavorite journalism memory: When Will Khairalla rapped his Jlove for usFavorite senior year memory:WMZQ and Color Run weekend

BLAIR PURDYEXECUTIVE FEATURE EDITOR3 years on staffCollege: Virginia TechFavorite journalism memory: Winning a “commemorative plaque” with Emily Flessas Favorite senior year memory: Disney with the track team

EMILY FLESSASEXECUTIVE SPORTS EDITOR3 years on staffCollege: James MadisonFavorite journalism memory: The “Hoax”Favorite senior year memory:Storming the court at the away McLean basketball game

RILEY COSGROVEEXECUTIVE ONLINE EDITOR3 years on staffCollege: William and MaryFavorite journalism memory: Being mentored by HavasyFavorite senior year memory:Ragone’s 25% speech

LEILA RAMINPOURCOPY EDITOR2 years on staffCollege: George Mason Favorite journalism memory: Writing a story with Kelsey RookFavorite senior year memory:Fashion show

LI CHIENCOPY EDITOR2 years on staffCollege: DenisonFavorite journalism memory: Making everyone sing for Ms. McAdams’ birthdayFavorite senior year memory:Performing in the talent show

JOEY MALPICASENIOR STAFF WRITER1 year on staffCollege: Florida InternationalFavorite journalism memory: Chilling with Big SperosFavorite senior year memory:Canada

JUSTIN SPEROSSENIOR STAFF WRITER2 years on staffCollege: ClemsonFavorite journalism memory: Chilling with Young PeeksFavorite senior year memory:Project 35

ALEX KRIALASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR2 years on staffCollege: James MadisonFavorite journalism memory: The journalism trip to TexasFavorite senior year memory:Rihanna concert with Havasy

MATT SMITHCOPY EDITOR2 years on staffCollege: James MadisonFavorite journalism memory: Beating FreshmenFavorite senior year memory: Harvesting cats so the kids in Biology can dissect them

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“Go cliff diving” -Cynthia Ding “Go on a spontaneous roadtrip” -Maddy Weingast“Go pool hopping” -Olivia Sisson “Do the Philly Cheesesteak Challenge” -Anne Gent “Get a raunchy tattoo” -Victoria Tovig “View a guido in its natural habitat” -Jen- na Smith“Join the zombie task force” -Greg Adams“Visit Kate Fitzgerald” -Caitlin Rose“Wait for Caitlin Rose to visit me” -Kate Fitzgerald“Get a Langley Meme made about me before I leave” -Michael Eberhardt“Have a high tolerance to do school work”- Chris Hyatt“Get a tan”- Tommy Cole“Try a new sport”- Joseph Aulisi“Figure out what I want to do with my life” -Karishma Sonde

“Steal a car and rob a bank” -Matt Salutilo“Intern at the White House as co-vice President” -Vivek Seelammeni“Enjoy time with people before leaving for

college” -Yousef Sersy“To make memories that will

last a lifetime” -Drew Arm-strong“Make a lot of money before I leave for

college” -Brad Dot-

son“Hang out on as

many roofs as possible”- Kate Bush

“GO to the beach every day”- Sarah Riley

“Be the mascot”- Shelby Trinca “Party with my professor”

-Charlee Vasilidas“Work as a part-time assassin” -Sam McHenry

As we go our separate ways to enjoy the last summer of high school and begin new chapters of our lives, each of us have different ambitions for the future. Some hope to travel to new places and others want to live on

the edge by taking risks and challenging themselves to face fears (YOLO). The statements below, however, are a showcase of our sense of humor, the ridiculous and the impossible. Beware, you may be inspired to do some-thing extraordinary.

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Do you think UVA has a twerk team? I’m really interest-ed in expanding my skill set. (UVA)

Once my friend took [an AP] test and wrote, “Would you do me the kind favor of a 3?” and taped a $20 bill to the exam. He got a 2. (Cornell)

What’s up with all these tall people. I’m over here like imma need a lad-der for these guys to hear me. lol. (William & Mary)

Still looking for a roommate. Also a prom date. Also my real parents. Mes-sage me. (Univ. of Delaware)

I’m looking for a room-mate who is also inter-ested in the cleaning, gutting, stuffing and presenting of deceased wild animals. (Miami Univ.)

I recently discov-ered how to be a hipster and let me tell you, it doesn’t even involve hips! (Georgetown)

Am I the only one that literally wears pink every Wednesday, I just feel like nothing is right in the world if I don’t...? (VCU)

Feel free to stalk me but try your best not to judge old/ ex-tremely unattract-ive photos of me! (College of Charles-ton)

Hope y’all have a wonderful valen-tines day! I know I won’t due to my boyfriend being in the hospital and

all…Yeah he’s suffering from no existence. *ba dum ching* #foreveralone (Elon)

who is old money and who is new money here? and is there any way to request an old money roomate? with the amount of money my parents are paying for me to go here there bet-ter…. (Princeton)I’m a ven-

triloquist! I’ve been doing shows with my puppet for 4 years now and

he’ll definitely be coming with me. Hope-fully he doesn’t freak the roommate out :p (Univ. of Michigan)

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