Seeking a Bank for the End of the World

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SEEKING A BANK for the end of the orld BY COMPLEXSEARCH.COM

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The end of the world is coming? We're headed for a fiscal cliff? Complexsearch.com will help you choose the right bank to protect your money...even if we can't help you your zombie girlfriend. Enjoy this humorous presentation and visit Complexsearch.com for more information to help you choose a bank that doesn't suck.

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SEEKING A BANK for the end of the !orld

BY COMPLEXSEARCH.COM

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Apparently, we’re on the edge of a fiscal cliff

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Is my bank fiscal cliff proof? How could this get worse?

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Mayan prophecy says the world is due to end December 21, 2012

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You are so screwed

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Before you assemble your army for the apocalypse…

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Let’s assume banks survive

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Don’t put me back under the mattress

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Grab your hot zombie girlfriend and get to the bank

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But choosing a bank isn’t easy

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83% of consumers say it’s important to read online reviews before choosing a bank

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So Kick your cat off the computer & read user reviews

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Overall grade of poor, customers complain about everything from unfair

charges to reduced credit limits

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Customer reviews highlight terrible service and total lack of flexibility

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Consistently bad marks on customer service, accuracy and unfair fees -And former national city

customers have not been happy with the migration

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Please let online banks

be better

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An overall grade of fair, many five star reviews for great interest rates & first class service

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Mostly five star and one star reviews claiming the best banking experience ever or bait and switch—

who is right?

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Practice some deep breathing exercises…

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The good news is there are plenty of banks and one is sure to be right for you

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The bad news is your hot zombie girlfriend left you for a younger guy—Bummer

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You’re on your own with the zombies, but we can help you find the right bank