Secrets Of A Winning Humorous Speech

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Secrets Of A Winning Humorous Speech How to be seriously funny without using sex, politics, discrimination or vulgarities. There are 8 humorous techniques that you can use immediately to make your next speech humorous! My Website: http://www.ding-neng.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/facebook

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  • ding neng Secrets of a Winning Humorous Speech
  • What Makes A Speech Humorous?
  • BIG ACTIONS? Laughter? Jokes? Sex? Discriminatory? Political? Vulgarities?
  • BIG ACTIONS? Laughter? Jokes? Sex? Discriminatory? Political? Vulgarities?
  • Humor is about
  • Humor is about Derail Twists Surprises
  • 8You Can Use Right Now! Humorous Devices
  • Why are leopards always hunted, but not the tigers? 1.
  • Why are leopards always hunted, but not the tigers? 1. Because the tigers are not spotted.
  • We call couples who love each other lovebirds. 1.
  • We call couples who love each other lovebirds. But do you know what do we call couples who always argue? 1.
  • That day I was so angry at my friend that I threw a can of soda at him 1.
  • That day I was so angry at my friend that I threw a can of soda at him He was lucky it was just a soft drink 1.
  • 1.Puns Words with different meanings
  • Puns Setup: Why are leopards always hunted, not the tigers? Punchline: Because the tigers are not spotted
  • Story of a Fat Boy 2.
  • 2. Self Deprecating Jokes
  • Self Deprecating Jokes Think of times when you laugh at others. Now, direct all the jokes to yourself
  • 3. Give a man a sh, you feed him for the day
  • 3. Give a man a sh, you feed him for the day Teach a man how to sh, .......
  • 3. Good things come for those who
  • 3. Good things come for those who WORK THEIR ASSES OFF!
  • 3. Whatever you do, always give 100%
  • 3. Whatever you do, always give 100% Unless youre donating blood
  • 3.Twisting Famous Quotes
  • Twisting Famous Quotes Find a famous quote related to your speech then, twist its denition.
  • Twisting Famous Quotes What doesnt kill you ______________ Money cannot buy you happiness, _______ Behind every successful man is a woman, _____
  • 4. Your food is so oily that ...
  • 4. Your food is so oily that ... even the US Army will come and invade you!
  • 4. You are so weak that...
  • 4. even my grandma can do more pushups than you You are so weak that...
  • 4. Exaggeration Representing something as Larger, Better,Worse...
  • Exaggeration The ________ is so (adjective) that... even _____________
  • 5. A good speech is like girls mini skirt
  • 5. A good speech is like girls mini skirt long enough to cover the essentials, short enough to create interest
  • 5. Coming to NTU is like entering another country
  • 5. Coming to NTU is like entering another country Just that you dont need a passport
  • 5. Finding a girlfriend is like nding a parking lot in a carpark.
  • 5. Finding a girlfriend is like nding a parking lot in a carpark. Good ones are usually taken up, whats left are the handicap lots
  • 5. Metaphors Drawing comparisons between two unrelated things
  • Setup: _________ is like __________ Metaphors Punchline: (Similary between the two)
  • 6. Never forget the 3 types of people in your life
  • 6. When young men comes together... When old men comes together... When old women comes together...
  • 6. All women in the world wants a man who...
  • 6.Triads with Final Twist List down 3 things, with the last one a twist.
  • Triads with Final Twist All women in the world wants a man who... is rich is handsome does not cheat
  • Triads with Final Twist All women in the world wants a man who... is rich is handsome does not cheat does not exist
  • 7. Americans give birth because... Chinese give birth because... Singaporeans give birth because...
  • 7. In your own opinion, discuss about food scarcity in other countries
  • 7. Stereotypes A widely held and oversimplied belief
  • Write down the funny things about a certain group of people Stereotypes Toastmasters? Singaporeans? Students? Put them in a setting with their stereotypical reaction
  • If I were to cook a meal for a (group of people), I would ...... Stereotypes French? Singaporeans? Chinese? Germans? Toastmasters? Politicians?
  • 8. You have 30 sweets You eat 29 sweets
  • 8. My girlfriend wants something which is small, shiny, and with diamonds on it.
  • 8. One night, my wife wants me to say something dirty to her...
  • 8. Changing Context Change the setting, or meanings with the surrounding words
  • Changing Context Setup: One night, my wife wants me to say something dirty to her... Punchline: I whisper to her laundry, kitchen, toilet
  • How to deliver a Punchline?
  • Set up
  • Set up (pause...)
  • Set up (pause...) Punchline
  • Set up (pause...) Punchline (pause...)
  • Final Tips
  • Start Strong End Strong
  • Dont Steal/Use Jokes
  • More punchlines = More points
  • Keep sentences s.h.o.r.t
  • Never laugh at your own joke
  • Move on if nobody gets your punchline
  • Rene your punchlines
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