YOUR BADASS ASSISTANT PRESENTS:

12 REASONS TO HIRE ME!

Reason >1

I’m accountable for my actions.

Reason >2

Profits Soar When I’m around.

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Reason >3

I have AMAZING communication skills.

Reason >4I have PRIDE… Just not in your face with it.

I’m balanced.

Reason >5

Reason >6

I want a solid career before 1,200 Rocket Scientists are laid off.

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I love to be Challenged..... daily.

Reason >8

I can share fresh goods from Heart of the City Farmers’ Market with the office every Wednesday and Monday mornings!

Reason >9

I Kick Ass in local

scavenger hunts

and games of tag

and paintball and

pub crawls and

ghost hunts on

Alcatraz and…..

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YOU need a badass on the team

I JUST COMPLETED MY FIRST POWERPOINT PRESENTATION

ON MY OWN!!!

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