There is regular diarrhea, then of course there is super diarrhea. SaTanic

diarrhea makes super diarrhea seem a pleasant walk through a pleasant green field of wild flowers.

Super diarrhea often results in needing to buy a whole new wardrobe due to contami-nation, and 9 out of 10 people who suffer from this affliction end up burning their house down afterward because that shit smell ain’t going anywhere anytime soon.

Those fortunate enough to make it to ap-propriate facilities in time, will often times have their anus blown out by at least 4 inches and honestly, even if you’re on the toilet, it’s somehow going to find it’s way onto the walls and ceiling.

in the year of our lord 2010