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Sample excerpt fromthe book…

Sir WilliamThe Masonic Lodge Goat

You can purchase and downloadSisters in Secret Societies

Sisters Who Love Their Secret Society Men

by G. S. Flajess for Nook, Kindle and in epub format by going to:

Good Humor [email protected]

Copyright 2013 – All Rights Reserved

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Title

Sir illiamThe MasonicLodge Goat

By

G. S. Flajess

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Sir WilliamThe Masonic Lodge Goat

Written and compiled by G. S. Flajess

Copyright 2012All Rights Reserved

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William Dedication

“To those who are inclined tolook upon the bright side

of life, this book is most respectfully dedicated

………” Geo. W. Peck

1892

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Table Of Contents

The Discovery ..........................................................................9

Signs of Goats........................................................................13

William Introduction .............................................................14

1. An Autobiography..............................................................15

2. Provincial Grand Master, Our Friend, The Goat ...............23

3. An Editor’s Experience with the Goat ................................?

4. That Terrible Goat ...............................................................?

5. Freemasonry Exposed BY A VICTIM ....................................?

6. The Mythic Goat ................................................................?

7. The Lodge Goat ..................................................................?

8. The Lodge Goat .................................................................?

9. The Mason’s Ride ..............................................................?

10. The Candidate Provides the Goat ......................................?

11. Masonry Exposed ..............................................................?

12. The Goat in Court ............................................................?

13. Judge Hoos Rode the Goat ............................................?

14. Shuniah Lodge ................................................................?

15. A Sad Story ......................................................................?

16. Teddy’s Waterloo .............................................................?

17. The Initiation of Scorp – for - Short .................................?

18. Initiation Extraordinary ....................................................?

19. The Return from the Lodge .............................................?

20. Experience of a Nervous Man ........................................?

21. That Goat ......................................................................?

22. Father Has Ridden the Goat ...........................................?

23. After the Initiation ............................................................?

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24. How Scroggins Jined the Order .....................................?

25. The Initiation ..................................................................?

26. Folklore .........................................................................?

27. The Masons’ Goat ............................................................?

28. Pat Conway and the Goat ..............................................?

29. The Royal Bumper Degree ..............................................?

30. The Level and the Square ................................................?

31. Farmer John Decides to Join the Masons ......................?

32. After the Lodge ...............................................................?

33. The Farewell ......................................................................?

Movie Ads.................................................................................?

William’s Ad’s...........................................................................?

Automobile Goat for Lodges ....................................................?

A New Order ............................................................................?

Adieu ........................................................................................?

Poe ...........................................................................................?

Bibliography ...........................................................................?

.............................................................................................?

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The Discovery

Who Mote it Be?

“Who is G. S. Flajess…?” I am G. S. Flajess, and I wish toremain anonymous. The mysteries herein are more importantthan my, the author’s, popularity. But I will tell you this muchabout myself and that is, ordinarily most people who know mesay that I am a sensible sort of person, and some of them mighteven say that I am pretty lucky because I was born under thebrightest stars in the Milky Way. Also, it is said to be a well-known fact amongst my closest friends that I have been giftedwith a very lively and vivid imagination, and it is probablybecause of these multiple blessings, that I have often becameentranced while spending a clear night outside, observing thesky, pondering the universe and mankind.

You see, and please understand, this exceptional gift ofmine has always been a quality of important constructive value.As a matter of fact, it is all because of my highly developedimaginative powers that I have dared to travel where not manymen might go; like the time I decided to venture out and try todiscover the mysteries of secret societies including all of theirsecret rites and rituals. I was traveling under the protection ofthe seven stars of the Big Dipper, and destiny was calling me. Atfirst I tried to ignore the summons, but I was so overcome withcuriosity about secret societies and their antics that I becamedetermined to find out what those horrific sounds were, andwhat was going bump in the night down at the local MasonicTemple.

This notable Temple that I am speaking of sets on a smallhill at the edge of downtown, and is within full view of aprominent historical neighborhood that has many long-time

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residents. But, what amazes me is, in spite of the Temple’sproximity to its neighbors, not much attention is usually paid tothe Lodge members coming and goings. That is, even thoughfor some time now, it has been common knowledge amongstthe neighbors that there is a certain secret lodge that has somerather rowdy members who meet there on Monday nights to“enjoy the social pleasures,” or so they claim.

Besides my hearing those hair-raising sounds coming fromthis Temple, another reason that had sparked my interest was,despite the fact that after many years of those lodge membershaving some rather rowdy secret meetings, no one has everdared to seek out the truth. After all this time, they had not eventried to discover what was really happening, behind thoseclosed and locked doors! In my pursuit to learn the mysteries ofthe Temple, I did not want to get my answers just by beinginformed by local sentiment, nor to get carried away by falselights, I was on a personal quest for real knowledge.

As Shakespeare once said, “…there’s a time for all things…”and as far as I was concerned now was the opportune time tounlock the mysteries of that Temple. I totally believed and wascompletely convinced that investigating this particularbrotherhood was a good starting point to satisfy my mind’s eye.So I made myself a secret plan, and after much consideration asto the consequences, I decided that after darkness took hold onthe next Monday evening it was going to be just me, myself,mine eye and no others on this fateful journey. My plan wascomplete! Curiosity was to be my compass and was to light mypath as I ventured out alone to observe the activities going on inthat mysterious building. I planned to strike while the iron washot!

So, the next Monday evening, at around seven o’clock, Ibegan my secret journey to the Masonic Temple. My stomachwas turning cartwheels! I was so excited about the prospects infront of me that I was almost overwhelmed with anticipation.From my starting point a few blocks down from the Temple, toget to the main entrance I first had to make my way quietly upthe avenue that runs along the side of the building. Then,because of my wanting not to be seen or recognized, a few timesI had to even duck and hide from some passers-by by leaping

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behind the thick boxwood hedges that were growing beside theimposing granite and marble structure.

My exciting experience was quickly becoming almostmagical in nature. If it had been another time and place I couldhave been Puck. Because like Puck, I was standing on my toes,dancing around wooded branches, and I had a mischievous grinon my face and held a silent chuckle under my breath, while Ipeeked out between the leaves, watching for the unexpected.Then while doing so, and under the light of the moon andcandlelight of Jupiter, I also tried to spy through the hedges tosee if I could look inside the Temple’s elongated leaded glasswindows. But much to my disappointment I was not able to seeinside, because in spite of the fact that a few rays of a luminouslight glimmered at the side of the windows, like always, the viewinside was totally blocked by some velvety looking, azure blue,window curtains and because of this, I was then pressed tocontinue on with my journey because, still I had no answers.

So, while slowly moving along the side of the Temple, Iquietly edged myself a little further on down the street. When Ifinally turned the street corner, with my view then lit only bythe moon, I slowly climbed my way up the Temple’s numerousstone steps. As I went step – by - step I tried to keep low, andoff to the side, to keep myself out of view from anyone who maybe standing guard, and watching out any of the windows ordoors. Then after I reached the grand porch, centered betweensome great pillars, and in the midst of all of the beauty, strengthand wisdom, was the forbidden entrance, the door to which Ihad no key.

I was so fascinated with what was before me that I juststood silently for a minute, and I couldn’t help but look up anddown as I measured my height against the massively carvedwooden doors. I was in awe, for I was now standing at thethreshold of mystery. Suddenly becoming aware of my stunnedsilence and remembering my motive for being there, I thengently turned the heavy metal door knob, and that is when Idiscovered that some lodge member must have mistakenly leftthe door unlocked, and so taking advantage of my good luck, Ipushed open the polished wooden doors just enough to slipinside.

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Upon entering the vestibule, I could now clearly hear andunderstand the whoops and hollers coming from familiar voicesin another room. Then as I was still unnoticed, into the candlelit corridor I followed the echoes of the clash, bang, andclattering sounds coming from what turned out to be theTemple’s Grand Room. Once again standing to the side so asnot to be seen, I peered through some long and flowing colorfulveils. While doing so, my mind questioned if these veils thatwere made of flowing cloths of beautiful regal hues of purple,scarlet, white and blue hanging down from the ceiling, weresomehow symbolic. Then while gazing through these wondrousveils my eyes happened to look down upon the shadowsreflected on the shiny black and white marbled floor. I paused,as my curiosity had reason to wonder, if that darn **#*## *fraternal goat wasn’t at it again!

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In the mysterious world of secret societies you have underthe veil of fables and allegories secrets to be known only to theinitiated. As many of you know, these well - guarded mysterieshave been a subject of inquiry for an untold number of years,and since we all love a mystery, we realize that sometimes thewhole value of a secret is the mere fact that those outside thesquare do not know the answers, but want to.

Just a reminder, we are not searching for the divine truthhere. Angerona isn’t standing here with her finger on her lipsand the Druids aren’t here to judge our crime of intrusion. Wearen’t “Under the Rose” so to speak. We are just a bit curiousabout that darn bucking Goat. So everyone hold on to yoursaddles, for it is going to be a bumpy slippery ride, on a shinyblack and white tessellated floor. Because, now we all know,Jack isn’t a dull boy after all.

G. S. Flajess

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Signs of Goats

“A goat that marches in front of the flock, and thefirst that plunges in to the water— is favorable.”

-1875-

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William Introduction

“ let me introduce myself……”

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1. An Autobiography

Sir William

I am a Lodge goat. There is nothing recorded of when orwhere I was born. Those who know anything about young goatswill conceive in their mind a long-legged, all-eared, and themost awkward thing that was ever let live on earth. I was raisedin a tailor colony. These tailors were a peaceful, quiet-manneredpeople, who reared goats as a side issue to their regularoccupation for what there was in it, and because the businessrequired little or no capital. As there was a market for every heor she goat that was produced, the better the condition themerchandise was kept in, the better the price it brought;therefore the stock on hand was always kept in presentablecondition; the natural consequence of which was that we goatsgenerally fared very well while we remained "on the shelves"waiting a possible purchaser.

There were quite a number of goats in that colony, and I canrecollect as we were at large many a butting match with otherkids about my own age, and sometimes with the biped kids of

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the tailors too. This Elysian life, however, did not last forever.

I think about the time I was five or six months old I was soldand sent to a colony of decidedly different character andenvironment.

My new owner was a quarryman, whose shanty waspropped up against a rocky hillside, and the several goatsowned by the family were left to roam about and shift forthemselves to gain a living. Grubbing on those bare hills was atough proposition, and the life we were forced to live seemed tobe on the line of the "survival of the fittest," as we had to fight tokeep what we might find with other goats that roamed the samepastures.

The vicinity, too, was infested with a class of boys or youngmen (I heard someone call them hoodlums), each of whomseemed to believe it to be his bounden duty to stone any billythat might be within throwing distance. As a result, my new lifebecame an eternal scampering and climbing. Twice each daythe nannies would straggle down the hill to the shanty to bemilked, and as a matter of course I followed them with theexpectation of getting an extra bite to eat.

In the hungry scramble we would invade the shanty fromkitchen to parlor, if it might be called such, and was ineverybody's way, and I was usually the first to be kicked out.These people seemed to have so much less use for me than thenannies, and I received so much abuse that my life soon becamea desperate one; my temper became warped, and I grewstubborn and irascible in proportion to the mistreatment thatwas inflicted upon me.

I not only had to fight protracted battles with other billieson the hillsides, but had also continuous fights with the folks athome, and it was not a long while before I had acquired thereputation for being a "tough one."

None of the men or boys who lived near the quarries daredto pass my way without a club or a stone in his hand with whichto defend himself against me; and if I could catch themunawares I would take them from behind and send themreeling into the gutter, or headlong over an embankment.

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The effect of this, as can be imagined, engendered bothrespect and hatred for me in the several years I remained there.But a change came unexpectedly.

One day while browsing above the quarries I saw thequarryman, accompanied by a couple of strangers, climbing upthe hill back of the shanty, until they had approached to withinabout a hundred feet from where I stood. I was astonished atthe temerity of the "old man," until I noticed that he had amplyprovided for self-protection with a stout club, which hepretended before his companions to use as a walking stick. Iwas ready for a fight, but waited to see what was the object ofthis unique visit.

As they stood looking at me I could catch an occasionalphrase from the "boss" like, "most tractable," "strongest billy inthe ward," "any child could ride," etc.

These I resented as libel, or worse-if he referred to me-anddetermined if I had a reputation for "wicked" I would stand upto it. I was about to make a charge, club or no club, when one ofthe men threw me a carrot. Now, a carrot to an angry goat islike a compliment to a woman in a passion, equally disarmingin either case. I immediately forgot the imputations of thequarryman. This was the first token of friendship that had beenoffered me since I left the tailor colony. I wondered at it, butnoticed the men seemed to have a genial bearing, and one ofthem wore a miniature goat on his watch chain.

They tossed me another carrot, and said to the old man,"He'll do," and then they started down the hill together. When Irealized what a difference there could be between men, Iwanted to slip up behind the shanty man, and send himtoppling over into one of his own quarries!

When I went down to the shanty that night a mysteriousinfluence seemed to pervade the atmosphere. Upon somepretext I was enticed into a corner, and immediately realizedthat a job had been set up on me. Then the trouble began. Itlooked as if every full-grown man in that ward was present toassist in "downing me." Blood and goat hair filled the air for afew minutes, but as I was outrageously outnumbered, was

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finally forced to succumb. Though I was awfully sore all over, Ihad the satisfaction of seeing that every man in that crowdcarried away some mark of the struggle.

I was bound and thrown into a box or trunk, and soonrealized that the box was placed in a wagon and driven awaysomewhere.

After an interval I felt the wagon backed up against the curband the box lifted out. I felt I was being carried up severalflights of stairs and left somewhere. I began to wonder where Iwas. I was sure I hadn't been buried, for I was certain myjourney had been in an opposite direction. After what seemed tome, in my cramped position, to be a very long time, I heardvoices. The box was opened and I was tumbled out into a burstof splendor, the most beautiful place I had ever seen. The floorwas covered with the softest material, and the place wasbrilliantly lighted. I supposed it must be the heaven I had heardthe tailors speak of. I saw among those around me my twofriends of the hillside, and remembering their kindness in themorning, I concluded that these and other persons present werethe angels.

I learned in due time why I had been brought to this place,that I was in a Lodge and was to be the Lodge goat, and that Iwould have certain duties to perform. I quickly becameaccustomed to my new surroundings. I was kindly treated andwell provided for. I took an interest in my new work, studied"my business," and very soon became quite proficient. As everyLodge-man knows what my work is, I need not describe it here,but will merely mention that I enjoy it as much as they, and feelthat to devote to it my best efforts is only to show my gratitudefor the fortunate change in my circumstances.

I lived in the Lodge-room and have remained there eversince. I am the recipient of the affectionate regard of themembership, who have taught me many clever tricks andgymnastic exercises which I apply to the work, adding much tothe interest and attractiveness of the ceremonies. I meet here allclasses of men and have contracted many warm and cherishedfriendships.

One night, one of my former tailor friends came up to be

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initiated. I recognized him instantly as he entered the room.These people had treated me kindly when I was a kid, and Iimmediately saw an opportunity to reciprocate, and determinedwhen it came to my part in the work, I would make it as easy aspossible for him. He was a timorous sort of a person andexceedingly nervous. He had heard there was a goat, but wasnot sure of it. It was that of which he was most afraid. But Icarried him around gently and let him down easy though theboys "had it in for him." I heard them say afterwards, "Billymust have been off his feed to-night." How could they divine myaffection for the poor tailor?

But one night I heard a petition read before the Lodge thattook away my breath. It was from my old quarryman of theshanty! "What," I thought, "is he coming up here? Ye gods! Ishall have my chance for revenge at last! 'All things come to himwho waits.' Well what I will do to him will be a plenty!"

I studied for a whole week what should be my plan ofoperation when my old enemy should present himself forinitiation. When he came, it was evident he had forgotten allabout me or he did not guess right. I had not forgotten him, andthe recollections of his abuses while I lived under his shantyroof were kept alive by the scars I bore.

He was a coarse, loud-mouthed, braggadocio sort of aperson, and the beautiful lessons that were intended to sinkdeeply into his inner nature, rolled off as water from a duck'sback, and were received rather as a jest.

Then came my turn. After the usual preliminaries, he wasblindfolded and conducted to my corner; his harness was putupon him, and we were securely strapped together-securelyenough for an ordinary occasion. He was a heavy man, butowing to the feeling I entertained towards him, I seemed tohave been endowed with extraordinary strength, and he was buta feather.

At the word "go!" we were off. In leaps and bounds westarted down the Lodge-room, around and around again, overthe chairs, over the platforms; with a leap we cleared the altar,and then to the upper end of the Lodge and over the secretaries'desks; across the stations of the officers, scattering furniture

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and emblems and overturning the chairs to the right and left.Now close to the floor, now up in the air and down with a crash;no obstruction was too great to be cleared with a bound; thelanding on the other side would jar the building and rattle thewindows in their frames. Up and down the room, across andback. No man ever had so rough a ride on any beast that everwore hair. The members left their seats and crowded againstand clutched the walls for a place of safety from collision. It wasterrific. I felt no fatigue, but seemed to gain both strength andwind as the ride grew more fierce and rapid. In his terror thecandidate had torn the bandage from his eyes and could see theeffects of our wild race, but was helpless. On and around weflew. I felt as if the very "Old Nick" was controlling me, and thatI could go on in this way all night, through any depth and overany obstacle.

The scant fare on which I had lived on the hillside haddeformed me in my mature growth into a razor-back; theviolent bounding and springing gave to this a saw-likemovement which soon cut through the soft pad or saddle acrosswhich the rider sat astride, and at every bound and the landing,I could hear above the racket, his yells of agony. It may havebeen pitiable, but I felt no pity for him.

When I thought he had enough, I made a last rush down thecenter of the Lodge, and suddenly stopped; the straps brokeand he was pitched into the air, over the altar and onto a pile ofbroken chairs on the other side. As soon as he could extricatehimself from the tangle I was with him again; whenever hewould present a front I was ready, and sent him back onto thepile of chairs. I dug my hoofs into the carpet to brace myself togive additional force to the blow. (I heard there were a numberof holes torn in the carpet that night.) Every blow would sendhim tumbling twenty feet; he would scarcely recover his breathbefore he would receive another shock. This continued untilwhat clothes had been left on him in the preparation-room, hadbeen torn to shreds. I never heard him use such loud andvigorous language on his men in the quarries, as we heard fromhim that night. He was a complete wreck when I had finishedwith him. One of my hillside friends who was present, took inthe situation, and once, when the boys started to pull me off,said, "Hold back, boys; he is only paying off old scores; let himhave his chance."

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I am afraid I took a mean advantage of the quarryman, butit was a rare opportunity, and I returned to him in thirtyminutes all that he had given me in three years.

The quarryman was confined to his bed for a month, andwhenever he would come to the Lodge afterwards, he wouldregard me from a respectful distance. He was mean enough topersuade some of his friends to join the Lodge, expecting theywould meet with a similar experience, but I knew the old dufferand his conceits, and none of his friends were accorded thesame kind of ride, at which he was sorely disappointed. Some ofthose, however, who had assisted in the brawl when I wascornered and abducted, were given a little more than usual, butas I felt they were partially, though unwittingly, responsible formy advanced position in life, I handled them with dueconsideration.

In the many years that I have since devoted to Lodgeservice, I have met many and diverse temperaments, and asthese are brought into our Lodge for initiation, I have mademany a careful study of the best methods to adopt in my workto meet their several and varied idiosyncrasies, so that everyman should feel that he has had his money's worth, and leavethe Lodge-room in an agreeable humor.

Sir William

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“The Freemason’s goat may butt hard at the lodge doorbefore it lets you enter, but after you are inside, it

changes into a lion for your defense.”-1896-

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2. Provincial Grand Master, Our Friend, The Goat

PROBABLY no preconception of the Masonic initiation ismore deeply founded in the mind of the candidate than that, atsome period of the novitiate, he will be placed astride a largeand woolly goat. It was so with me and, from the time mypetition went in until I first made alarm at the inner door of thepreparation room, I frequently congratulated myself on thelength of nether extremity with which Mother Nature hadendowed me, thereby enhancing my chances of giving acreditable performance before the assembled brethren.

That this is the general view of the uninitiated is well-known, and the expression, "riding the goat", is symbolic notonly of Masonic initiations but of entrance to any of the largefamily of secret societies. The origin of the expression is mostinteresting, not only as showing the connection of modernMasonry with the esoteric fraternities of the dim past, but alsoas showing how those ancient students drew allegory from thevisible manifestations of the glorious works of our perpetualGrand Master.

Great Ammon, the father of all the gods, was master of light,life, purity and joy. His symbol was the sun. He alone reignedperpetually in heaven, surrounded by the souls of those mortalswho had qualified for this reward by a blameless life on earth.Typhon was the power of evil and at constant warfare withAmmon for possession not only of the souls of men but even forthe rule of heaven it- self. Ammon was surrounded by apantheon of minor gods, not distinct and independent, butmere divisions of the attributes of the supreme god-head itself.As moderns worship the Father, Son and Holy Ghost-the threein one- so the ancients subdivided the powers of Ammon andaccorded to a lesser deity the rule over each particular power.Khem was master of the life-giving principles for all createdthings, whether animal or vegetable, and was said to visit theearth in the form of a goat. The myth has it that, during the

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Golden Age, when he was more worthy of the honor, the godsfrequently left their celestial abode and mingled with man onthe earth; that, on one such occasion, while they were feastingon the banks of the Nile, they saw approaching the dreadTyphon, the terrible, whose abode was said to be the desert ofSahara. To escape his onslaught the gods, led by Khem, plungedinto the Nile and swam across to safety. That part of the body ofKhem which was beneath the waters turned into a fish, and inthis form Ammon, in commemoration of the event, turnedKhem into the constellation Capri cornus-depicted in all booksof astronomy to this day as a goat with the body of a fish-andmade him perpetually one of the twelve signs of the zodiac. Hisposition in the heavens is near the extreme south in fact, theancient astrologists styled Capricorn the South Gate of theHeavens. The sun, the earthly symbol of Ammon, during theautumn months moves nearer and nearer to the South Gate aspower wanes and, at the very lowest ebb of that power (thewinter solstice of December 21st) comes in conjunction with thefirst point of the sign of Capricorn. Here for six days he imbibesthe life-giving and rejuvenating principles of Khem and thenstarts forth on his return journey, "riding the goat", until hereaches the highest point in the heavens marked by the signs ofLeo, whose strong grip is supposed to have elevated him to hisfull power of height and strength.

Even so, the candidate for Masonry, attacked by the powersof evil and with resistance at the lowest ebb, comes in contactwith the goat and turns his face toward better things until thestrong grip of the Lion elevates him to the full power andstrength of perfect manhood.

By a process of evolution the god Khem became Bacchusand, later, Pan of the Grecian mythology, but still retained hisplace in the zodiac and his earth-visiting form of the goat. Pan isfrom a Greek word signifying "all things", and relates to the lifeprinciple which animates all works of the Great Creator. Panwas more particularly the god of the rural districts and loved tohaunt the bosky dells and murmuring mountain streams, wherehis weird music chimed so harmoniously with the song ofnature. Then, when a mortal heard the pipes of Pan and felt thethrill of awe trickle from the roots of his hair to the ends of histoes, that mortal was said to be in a state of "panic". If the noiseincreased in volume and the mortal terror in proportion, it was

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said to be "pandemonium", or "a devil of a panic". Nowadays,under a like siege of imaginary terrors, the mortal wouldfearsomely look about him and say, "that sure gets my goat".

From the constellation of the zodiac and the apparentmovements of the sun in its course was evolved the Osirianlegend of the Egyptians which was the great-grandfather, wemight call it, of another legend with which we are more familiar.Osiris represented the sun and by a conspiracy of the twelvemonths he was slain and buried in the dead grass and leaves ofthe winter solstice. His partial resurrection in April and May, asevidenced by the interspersed warm and cool days of thosemonths, is symbolized by the two unsuccessful attempts of KingHiram, who later uses the strong grip of the Lion (the month ofJune in the ancient zodiac) with unqualified success, and thuswe see the resurrected sun raised to its greatest height in theheavens on June 21 of each succeeding year.

Though it is in the sign of the Lion he attains his greatestperfection it was by contact with the sign of the Goat that hegained his first impulse to ascend and it was with the Goat thathe left behind the burden of sin and evil which bound himamidst the rubbish of an ill-spent life, just as the Israelites of alater date bound their sins upon the back of a goat and drove itforth into the wilderness. And so, I trust, it may be with us-thatthe goat which bore us into the full fellowship of the mystic tiehas borne out with him all the vices and superfluities thathampered our career as a profane, and that we may continue togain eminence until, in time, we are fitted, as our friend, theGoat, for a perpetual place among the celestial constellations.

Aegyptus.-1913-

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“The god Pan was sort of half-goat; but all goats do notpan out as well as he did.”

1884

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