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Why do mummies like Christmas so much?

Because of all the wrapping!

Knock knockWho’s there?

MaryMary Who?

Mary Christmas!

What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?

A list of everything you want!

Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?

Because they always drop their needles.

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

Because it's in Decembrrrrr!

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Jingle smells!

What kind of birds are good at writing?

Pen-guins

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Ice Krispies or Frosted Flakes!!

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when she sees clouds?

Looks like rain, dear

What do elves learn in school?

The Elf-abet!

What do you call a snowman party?

A snowball!

What do you call an old snowman?

Water!

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