RPG 2

By the Dude

1

• You are sitting in a throne with your holy grail at your side. Then suddenly an old man comes in and gives you a stick. Suddenly, the stick turns into a map, which turns into a calculator, which turns into

a wormhole that sends you away from your castle.

• You…

Go north Go West

Go South

GO East

Right

You go right and find a jester. A powerful jester in magic in manipulation. Enough power to sway the decision of a dragon. And he will tell you a one word spell that can manipulate anything…if you get who he is quoting: I rock…and roll… all day… sweet Susie!

Frank Zappah Little Richard

O.J. Simpson Wimp-Lo

Correct!!!

You got it right! The spell is PLEASE. The jester has agreed to take you anywhere now.

You go…

NorthTo the last room you where in.EastWest

Wrong

You are wrong. He sends you back to start.

Continue…

west

You go west and suddenly an army of zombies rises up from the ground.

You…

Fight them of with a chainsaw and a shotgun

Run away to south

Run away to east

Fight with chainsaw and shotgun

The chain has not been invented and they have invented shotguns just not ammo.

So your weapons are pathetic and the zombies eat your brain.

East

You go east and BEHOLD!!! The Giant of the castle of the dungeon of the room of the chamber where you

found thy holy hand grenade which blew you up and then you survived and found

the holy grail from your previous quest approaches! You…

Attack the giantHit the giant over the head with a rockHit the giant over the head with a laptopShoot with a shotgun

Go north

You go north and find a treasure chest.

You…

Open it

Keep going

Stab it with your sword

Open It

You open the chest but it is a snake inside which bites and kills you.

Go on

You go on and out of no where a laptop flies through the air, hits you in the side of the head, right as you swallow a bug, right as you trip and fall on a sharp rock, killing you instantly, What are the odds of that?

Stab with sword

you stab the chest with your sword and you hear a small squeak as something dies. You open the chest and BEHOLD!

CHICKEN WINGS! and a dead snake. You eat the chicken and…

Go on Go West

Go South Go East

Go South

You go south and find a dark castle. A sign on the outside says “Thiseth castleth iseth thy hometh ofeth thy Cyclops”

You…

Go in

Go north

Go east

Go west

Go In

You go in. You…

Go LeftGo RightGo to disco and party like there’s no tomorrowGet a soda

Get a Soda

You get a soda and drink it. You…

Go rightGo LeftGo to fraternity house and party like there’s no tomorrowGet a lot of soda

Get a lot of soda

You drink a lot of soda.

You…

Go LeftGo RightGo to disco and party like there’s no tomorrow

Go to disco and party like there’s no tomorrow

You go to disco and party like there’s no tomorrow. Then you return to your quest.

You…

Go North Go East

Go South Go West

Go Left

You go left and the cyclops finds you and eats you.

Go Right

You go right and behold Dennis returns.

You…

Go Left

Go Right

Go to dungeon

Get a soda

Go to dungeon

You go to the dungeon and BEHOLD! The Evil Dungeon Man with an Ax from your first quest’s brother who also has an ax chops your head of. Figures.

Left

You go left and you find a dragon. This dragon is cool though. He can take you back to your castle if you say the magic word. But what such a spell can manipulate a dragon. Think fast cause he’ll burn you if you don’t.

Alakazam Manipulatus

O.J. Simpson Please

You Win!

You say the right words but the dragon doesn’t feel like listening and slaps you through a wall with its tail. But inside the room where it slapped you, you find 3000000000000 tons of gold and a iPod, which turns into a stick, which turns into a empty soda can which turns into a wormhole that takes you and your gold back to your castle!

YAAAAYY!

Oops.

You said the wrong spell and the dragon burns you.

Shoot with Shotgun

Yes, the shotgun has been invented but ammo has not. The giant picks you up and slams you into a rock. This does not kill but it does knock you out and gives you a pickle like rash. Then the giant squashes you like a bug.

Attack the Giant

»You attack the giant and die.

Hit over the head with rock

• This is still the medieval times, and people do not have the privilege of rocks because such technology has not been invented yet. And so the giant squashes u like a bug.

Hit with Laptop

U take a laptop and slam it over its head.

This does not kill it but does knock it out and it gets a pickle-like rash. You…

Go west

Go north

Go south

Hit it again