Rodger the Raccoon

Trash Shenanigans

Scrounging through Trash:New protocol

It was a typical Monday afternoon andRodger the raccoon was giving his weeklypresentation on his specialty:Scrounging through trash

All of a sudden his phone rang!

This phone was only for emergencies, so he knew there must be trouble-a-brewin’

Scrounging through Trash:

New Protocol “This is Rodger. What’s up?”

It was his good buddy, US President Barack Obama. He was sad because he forgot todayWas trash collection day, but he had forgotten to but his trash out for collection.

“He needs my help!”

Quick as he could, he jumped in his trash-can speed-mobileAnd raced as fast as he could to Barack’s house.

He grabbed Barack’s trash can that he found lying on the ground

And he jammed the trash inside

“B-Dawg. It’s done.”

Needless to say. He was stoked.

But of course being a raccoon, Rodger couldn’t help but have a good rummage throughThe trash, and made a big mess. All that work for nothing!

Silly Rodger!