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One gloomy day between asteroid storms, I jetted my way through city clouds until I found my way to the country. I pressed my memory button – I hadn’t been to the country for six bleaks. I immediately put ten duros in a cow and it mooed several times.

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I reached quickly for my laugh button and guffawed so loudly I got a pain in the hard wired circuit. Suddenly I heard a noise just over the hill followed closely by a cloud of astro dust . I put myself in cruise control and moseyed on over.

 

To my astonishment I saw a Suzijet flash past and lay rubber down Crater Straight, then blast into the oil pits for an oil change. Wow! This looked cool and the robo-dude could ride a Suzijet like a comet. I just had to meet this guy! I zoomed over and found myself sitting on top of his mean cycle.

The dude warned me about Crater Jump and Moondust Corner, but before I knew it I was off. Throttle response freaked me out and I was moving! I was just getting used to this heavy weight mean machine when the afterburner cut in and - screeech.... cruuuunch... I was sprawled on the dirt eating moon rocks.

This was too much and, having lost my street cred ,I split the scene and materialised down at Munchie Marvin’s. There was a space age special on and you could buy a Jillion and Scad for the year 2010 prices. I couldn’t let this pass me by so I placed my order with the sexy-bot and pressed my galactic gorge button.

Over in the corner sat a petite, Martian model cute-bot and when she caught my eye my battery started to buzz and my antennae stood on end. Finally, I blew a circuit. Luckily I’d had a service recently the auto repair took over to recalibrate the system. I was back to normal in a seeb.

I wasted no time, though. I revved my way over and started whispering sweet nothings in her head hole like, “ I love the way your jet pack wiggles when you fly,” and “You make my battery acid boil.” She answered my attentions by splattering a Moon Munchie in my computer banks.

So much for that. I made my way back through the Volksjets and Comoplanes, fighting my way past meteorites and asteroid belts, to soak my aching joints in a bath of degreaser. What a mondo day!

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