Riverside “Hunched against the cliffs; long way from anywhere.” Page 1.

Riverside“Hunched against the cliffs; long way

from anywhere.”

History of Riverside

Riverside, which used to be named Bad Blintz, started off many years ago as a small farmer’s market and since then, has been growing into a

fairly populated town. Even though the town has a quiet history, there was one great event that happened not too long ago, that changed

the town forever; Man and Beast created a bond so great, nothing could tear it apart. And

by beast, we mean rats. Thousands of rats; walking amongst humans. But here’s the catch: these rats are intelligent individuals who talk.

Yes, you read that right. These rats are intellectual beings that you have to meet to believe. Now, the town of Riverside has an organized community of rats and humans.

Everyone here is treated equal and has equal rights. Even the street signs are written in both English and Rat Language. This shows how we

accept the rats into our society.

Market

The Market of Bad Blintz is a great place to go browsing for delicious and

healthy food with a warm, family friendly environment. Our market includes many different fruits and vegetables fresh picked from the fields by Peaches and Dangerous

Beans.

Attractions

Don’t forget to visit the Maurice

Theatre where you can see whimsical

plays with a few dance

numbers from our talented

fellow, Sardines.

People come from miles

around just to see our

amazing clock tower. Every

day, when the clock hits the hour, all the

rats come out and strike the

bell.

More Attractions

A good way to start off your day, is to go to the Rat Museum and learn about all

the strange artifacts used by rats to survive through

everyday life. Once you are done at the museum, dine in at our Ratte Appétito

restaurant where you can try our famous

Rat Burger (Guaranteed No Rat).

If you go to the Rat Relations kiosk, you can schedule a tour for your family of the Mayor’s house located on the far west side of town.

Musical Entertainment

Every afternoon, at 2:00 p.m., our young Rat Piper, Keith,

plays marvelous music on his beloved flutes and piccolos.

When he plays, the rats dance to the music, usually in a conga line. Keith’s performances are held at the Maurice Theatre and last up to two hours.

Souvenir Shoppe

Before you leave town, stop by our unique

Souvenir Shoppe, where you can get hand-gnawed mugs, rat ears that you

can wear, and buy books of Rat Poetry in Rat

Language.

Visit Riverside

Visit Riverside today. You are guaranteed to enjoy your stay. Riverside is a joyous sanctuary full of

activities that adults and children can enjoy together.

So make Riverside your next vacation destination, we would really enjoy your

company.

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