Recipe for a woman with ptsd
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Recipe for a woman with PTSD Ingredients: 1 happy woman 1 cup of bravery 1 gallon of emotional distress ½ cup of depression 3 teaspoons of loneliness 1 determined spirit 1 stick of anger A tablespoon of anxiety Directions: 1) First take a happy woman filled with a future and ambition and pour her into a large bowl 2) Add one cup of bravery 3) Mix contents together then pour into a large pan 4) Stick the pan into the war and have her cook for 3 years in 100 degree Middle Eastern weather 5) After 3 years, take out and let the pan cool off 6) Take a gallon of emotional distress and pour into a smaller bowl 7) Add ½ cup of depression into the bowl 8) Add 3 teaspoons of loneliness 9) Crack 1 determined spirit and add to the mixture 10) Add 1 stick of anger and stir the mixture until it thickens 1) Take the contents in the small bowl and slowly pour over the pan
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Recipe for a woman with PTSD
Ingredients:
1 happy woman
1 cup of bravery
1 gallon of emotional distress
½ cup of depression
3 teaspoons of loneliness
1 determined spirit
1 stick of anger
A tablespoon of anxiety
Directions:
1) First take a happy woman filled with a future and ambition and pour her into a large bowl2) Add one cup of bravery 3) Mix contents together then pour into a large pan4) Stick the pan into the war and have her cook for 3 years in 100 degree Middle Eastern weather5) After 3 years, take out and let the pan cool off6) Take a gallon of emotional distress and pour into a smaller bowl7) Add ½ cup of depression into the bowl8) Add 3 teaspoons of loneliness9) Crack 1 determined spirit and add to the mixture10) Add 1 stick of anger and stir the mixture until it thickens
1) Take the contents in the small bowl and slowly pour over the pan2) Take a knife and slowly spread over the surface3) Take a tablespoon of anxiety and sprinkle it over to get your final product
