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    THR I L L I N G T A L E S F ROM B E Y OND T H E E

    July 20

    FlinteyesDuelbySeanT.M.Stiennon

    StarPilotsGravebyMarcieLynnTentchoff

    DeucesWild:PartOne: ReluctantAlliesbyL.S.King

    JasperSquad:EpisodeOne:Exile!byPaulChristianGlenn

    Issue T T P : / / R A Y GUN R E V I V A L . C OM

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    Table of ContentsOverlords Lair .................................................................................................................................3Short Fiction: Flinteyes Duel.................................................................................................4Space Verse: Star Pilot's Grave .......................................................................................9Ray Gun Revival Serial: Deuces Wild ........................................................................ 10Featured Artist - Sidharth Chaturvedi........................................................................20Ray Gun Revival Serial: Jasper Squad .....................................................................22The Jolly RGR ................................................................................................................................34

    Overlords (Founders)Lee S. King

    Paul Christian GlennJohne Cook

    Serial AuthorsSean T. M. Stiennon

    Lee S. King

    Paul Christian GlennJohne Cook

    Senior StaffMike Loos: Proofreader, Technical Lead PocketRGR

    A.M. Stickel: ProofreaderPaul Christian Glenn: PRLee S. King: Copyeditor

    Johne Cook: Chief, Cook, and Bottle Washer

    Slushmasters (Submissions Editors)Taylor Kent (snarkdogg)

    Scott M. Sandridge (lord-id)David Wilhelms

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    Cover:GrandSpaceOperaEntry,bySidharthChaturvedi

    Allcontentcopyright2006byDoubleedgedPublishing,

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    Overlords LairWell,hellothere.Theresnotellinghowyoufoundus,buthereyouare,andImsureyouhave

    questions.LetscuttothechaseandIllanticipatesomeoftheobviousquestionsandthenleaveout

    someothers.Thisisgoingtobethatsortofplace informal,whimsical,andjustalittlemercurial.We

    areOverlords,afterall.

    Letsstartthere.

    Q:WhoandwhataretheOverlords?

    A:TheOverlordsarethe(currently)threecoEditorsofRayGunRevival.Weare,inno

    particularorder,LeeS.King,PaulChristianGlenn,andJohneCook.Wepickedthattitlebecause

    'Overlord'evokesacertainthrowbackcharmlaMingtheMercilessfromtheFlashGordonera,a

    venerablepulpfictionadventureandprecursorofwhatweconsiderclassicspaceopera.

    Q:PulpFiction?WithTravoltaandSamuelL.Jacksonandtheglowingsuitcase?

    A:NottheTarantinofilmofthatname,no,buttofictionfromtheyearswhenmarginalscience

    fictionwasprintedforcheaponinferiorpulppaper,leadinguptothearrivalofthefabulousLensman

    seriesbyE.E.DocSmith,commonlyacceptedasthefirstgrandmasterofspaceopera.

    Q:Whatisspaceopera?A:BeforeItellyouwhatitis,letmestartbydefiningwhatitisnot.

    Opera.Inspace.

    Spaceoperaspanseverythingfromhighfantasytohardscifi,andisgenerallyconsideredasub

    genreofspeculativefictionthatemphasizesclearcutenemies,romanticorswashbucklingadventure,

    exoticsettings,avastscale,andcolorful,largerthanlifecharacters.Twoexamplesyoumayrecognize

    aretheoriginalStarWarsfilmandJossWhedon'sFirefly.

    Q:Sowhythismagazine,andwhynow?

    A:Becausespaceoperahasfallenonhardtimes,andweintendtoreviveit.

    Oneofthedefinitionsofrevivalisarestorationtouse,acceptance,activity,orvigoraftera

    periodofobscurityorquiescence.Weusedtoseealotmorespaceopera,butthegenrehasfallenby

    thewaysideinrecentyears.Somethingismissing,asenseofadventure,asenseofwonder.Sowegot

    together,grabbedourcheesyrayguns,andcreatedthismagazine.

    Q:Ah,goodpoint wheredidtheraygunscomefrom?

    A:Oneoftheiconicelementsofearlyspaceoperawasthehandheldlaserpistol.Whencasting

    aboutforthenameforthenewpublication,oneofusblurtedthenameout,andtheotherssnickered,

    anditjustsortofstuck.

    Whatelseisthere?RayGunRevivalisafreeelectronicmagazine(ezine)publishedbiweeklyin

    the.PDFformat,whichcanbeviewedonline,locallyviaAcrobatReader,orprinted.Wewillpublish

    originalshortstoriesandarticlesandongoingserialstories(liketheoldepisodicSaturdaymatinee

    filmswithcliffhangerendings).

    Fortherecord,thewhole'arrogantOverlord'schtickisacomedicposture.Nobodyaroundhere

    takesitseriouslyforonesplitsecond.Trustmeonthis.

    Withthatsaid,wenowexpectyoutogoandtelltenpeopleaboutRayGunRevivalorwewill

    ruthlesslyvaporizeyourpatheticplanet.

    Imnotevenkidding.

    Johne(Phy)Cook

    Overlord,BaronofOutlandishIdeas,ScourgeofGrammar

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    Short Fiction: Flinteyes DuelBySeanT.M.Stiennon

    JaxCallamhadanewpairofionpistolsstrappedtohishipsashecameoffthe

    transport. Theywerefineweapons,decoratedwiththepurestvioletgold,andtheir

    buttswerestuddedwithpressuregemsfromthedepthsoftheDevilsNebula. Each

    wascapableofputtingoutenoughpowertoshatteratonofuranium. Theyhadcost

    severalmillionSEUs. Gunsworthyofthegreatestgunmaninthegalaxy.

    Hewalkedwithaswaggerthroughthestreets,andbeingscowedbeforehim. He

    gleamedwithsplendorbefittinghisstation,acapeofmicroscopicgoldenscalesthrown

    overhisshoulderswithabroochofredsapphireholdingitinplace. Hisbootswere

    sewnfromthehidesofsnapsnakesandhisheadwaswrappedbyaforcecirclet. Itwas

    onlyfittingthatheshouldlookhisbestonthisday. Today,hewasgoingtokillJalazar

    Flinteye. Thatdeedwouldensurethathisnamewasenthronedforeverinthegalaxys

    underworld.

    Thestreetsofthecitywerecleanenough,withjustenoughdusttostainthesoles

    ofJaxsboots. TheonlypatrolstationsvisiblewereabandonedtheAlliancehad

    removeditspresencefromErbatessyearsago,andnowalocalrulerheldlimitedsway

    overmostofitslands. TheperfectplaceforamanlikeJaxtoplyhistradeandestablish

    hisnameamongthestars. Hightowersoflightcoloredstonesoaredabovehim,and

    thestreetswerepavedwiththesamematerial. Beingsofmanyspecieswalkedthe

    streetssalesmen,tourists,nativeErbatessols,lowlifes,anoccasionalbeggar,andmany

    others.

    The

    weather

    was

    bright

    and

    warm,

    much

    like

    it

    always

    was

    at

    Jaxs

    carefully

    weathercontrolledhome. Hisdecadenthomewhereonlymoneymattered.

    Theplacehewaslookingforwassunkintotheshadowsofabackalley,witha

    brightneonsignabovethedoor. Aninsectoidbouncerwithtwoandahalfmetersof

    thickexoskeletonstoodinfrontofit,butheletJaxpasswithanodandaclickofhis

    mandibles. ThesignreadStarPlasmaBarandfluctuatedbetweenseveraldifferent

    colorsandspectrums. Jax,ahuman,couldseeonlysomeofthemtherestlookedlike

    grayorbrown,andsometimesthelightevenseemedtobeoff. TheErbatessolscould

    seemorethanmostbeingsinthegalaxy.

    Itwasdarkinside. Theonlyrealbrightnesscamefromaspotlightinthecenterof

    theroom,beneathwhichabandwasplayingonsomesortofreedinstrumentsand

    drumsmadefromanimalshell. TheirwailingpiercedJaxsears,makinghimcringe. A

    fewdimblueandvioletlampswerescatteredabouttheroom,andbytheirlightJax

    couldseebeingssittingattables,glidingthroughthedarkness,andconversingin

    hushedtones. Thebarwasatthefarsideoftheroom,litupwithaneerygreencolor.

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    Jaxsgoldencaperustledashewentin. Hemovedthroughtheroom,scanning

    eachbooth. Itwasoneofthetamerbarsontheplanet,butthatwasntsayingalot.

    Somebeingsgrowled,someleered,somesmiledsuggestively. Heignoredthemallhe

    coulddealwithanytroubleeasily.

    Avoicecameoutofthedark. Lookingforsomeone?

    Jaxturned,startled. There,inaboothhehadntevennoticed,farfromanylight

    source,wasasinglebeing. Butthevoicethevoicewasright.

    Hedroppedhishandsdowntocaressthejeweledbuttsofhispistols. Jalazar

    Flinteye?

    Theshapenodded. Thatsme. Yourenothereforadrinkorafemale.

    No. Imheretokillyou.

    Youremorecandidthanmostbeingswhowanttodothat.

    Imbetterthanthemtoo,Jaxhissed.

    The

    shape

    nodded.

    Jaxs

    eyes

    had

    adjusted

    to

    the

    dark

    enough

    to

    make

    out

    his

    basicformandcoloritwasFlinteye,allright. Lightcoloredfur,darkclothing,and

    emptyblackeyes. TherewasafainthintoffangsandclawstoobutJaxdidntletthat

    unnervehim.

    So,Flinteyesaid,areyougoingtodoithere,andmakeyourselfpayforthe

    cleanup?

    Jaxfoundthemercenarysgazeunnerving. Hestoodrigidandheldhisheadup,

    allowinghishandstoloosenthepistolsintheirholsters.

    Icanseeyouare,growledFlinteye.

    Hefroze. Flinteyecouldseeinfraredhowcouldhehaveforgotten? Thisroom

    mustbelikedaytohimwithallthebodyheatinit. Jaxwouldntforgetthattwice.

    Jaxshandsjerkedawayfromhisweapons,andheslippedintothebooth

    oppositeFlinteye,inaplacewhereJaxcouldseewhathisadversarywasdoing,butnot

    theotherwayaround. Thatwouldeventhingsup.

    Yourefriendlyforanassassin,saidFlinteye,drinkingfromtheglasshehadin

    frontofhim.

    Imagentleman. Illgiveyousixhourstoprepare.

    Thatsniceofyou.

    YoullmeetmeonthePlazaofTearsafterthattimehaselapsed,orthewhole

    galaxywillknowthatJalazarFlinteyeisacowardwhocantfaceaworthyopponent.

    ThenJaxstoodupandstartedtoleave. Behindhim,heheardFlinteyechuckle

    andsay,Whoisthisworthyopponent?

    Iam!Jaxsnapped,drawingtheattentionofafewnearbypatrons.And

    somedaythewholegalaxywillknowmynameastheydoyours!

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    Suddenly,Jaxheardnoisesbehindhim,andbeforehecouldreactbothhisarms

    werelockedagainsthisbodyinanunbreakablegrasp. Hestruggled,butwasheldtight

    byunwaveringhands.

    Heheardthevoiceofabotclosetohisear. Isthisonethreateningyou,

    Jalazar?

    Icantakecareofmyownproblems,Axten,Flinteyegrowled.

    Jaxcursedhislackofcaution. OfcourseFlinteyewouldhavehisbotalittleways

    off,readytodefendhim.

    Hisarmswerefreed,butJaxdidnttrytogoforhisguns. Sixhours,andifyou

    haveanyhonor,leavethebothome,hesaid.

    ThenJaxleft,anxioustogetbackoutintothelight.

    #

    Hevisitedarestaurantforalightmealandadrink,thenwenttoabathhouseto

    cleanse

    himself

    and

    his

    clothing

    before

    the

    duel.

    Finally,

    with

    half

    a

    standard

    hour

    to

    spare,hewenttothePlazaofTearsonfootwithhisionpistolsfreshlycharged. He

    worethesameclothingashehadearlierintheday. Itwaslateafternoon,andthesuns

    heatwasbeginningtofade. Trulyanexcellenttimeforaduel,withacoolwindblowing

    throughthestreetsandtheskygraduallydarkening.

    Hedidntknowhowtheplazahadgottenitsname,buthehadvisiteditbefore.

    Featurelesscobblestonescovereditshundredmeterexpanse,andinthecenterwasa

    singlefountainthat,ratherthansprayingupwards,flowedgentlyoveranelaborateand

    veryabstractsculpture.

    Flinteyehadntarrived,andthesunsanklower. Jaxcheckedhischronometer.

    Onlyafewminuteswereleftbeforetheappointedtime. Hegrowledtohimself,pacing

    aroundthefountainandglaringatthesurroundingstreetsandtowers. Therewereno

    pedestriansarounditwastheperfecttimefortheirencounter. Wouldthatcraven

    mercenaryrobhimofhisvictory?

    ThetimeJaxhadspecifiedcameandwent. Anotherhalfhourpassed,andJax

    sankdownontooneofthestonepedestalssurroundingthefountain,ballinghishands

    intofists. Frustrationwelledupinsidehim,

    Thenhefeltawarmbody athisbackandacoldbladepressedagainsthisthroat.

    Dontmove,boy,orIllhavesomecleaninguptodo,Flinteyehissed.

    You! Weagreedtoatime,andyoumissedit!Jaxsaid,afraidtomovehisthroat

    muchbecauseofFlinteyesdagger.

    Iwashere. YoudidntsayIhadtobeinplainsight,didyou?

    Scum! Nowgetyourknifeawayandletshaveaproperduel.

    Proper? YoureevenmoreofabratthanIthought. Ivealreadywontheduel.

    Youlost.

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    ThewordechoedinJaxsears. Lost. Nowabladewasabouttoplungeintohis

    neck,abladeeverybitasdeadlyasplasmawhenitwasthisclose. Defeat.

    Verywell,claimyourvictory,hesaid,tryingtokeephisvoicefrombreaking.

    Youreallywantmeto?

    Amomentlater,Jaxfelthispistolsslippingfreeoftheirholsters. Thenthedagger

    wasliftedaway. Nowgetup,saidFlinteye.

    Flinteyeshovedhim,andJaxscrambledtohisfeet. Hisionpistolswereboth

    clutchedinoneofthemercenaryshands,andtheotherwasaimingaheavyplasma

    pistolathisforehead. Whydidyouwanttokillme,boy?

    Therearebountiesonyourhead.

    Youdontneedmoneyifyoucanaffordclothesandweaponslikethis. Andthe

    bountiesarenttooseriousyoucantbeaftermeoutofasenseofjustice. Tellme

    why.

    I

    wanted

    people

    to

    fear

    me!

    Youvegotalongwaytogobeforetheylldothat. YouwouldntscareaSophite

    farmer.

    Jaxsanktohisknees,shakingallover. Hefeltasthoughhisuniversehadcracked

    andwasnowfallingtopieces. IwouldhavebeenfamousifIhadkilledyou. Everyone

    wouldhaveknownmyname. JaxCallam!

    Yourewealthy? MaybeIcouldgetagoodransomforyou.

    Beyondthedreamsoftrillions. Butwhatgoodismoney,SEUssittingin

    accounts,metalandgemsfromallacrossthegalaxy,withoutaname? Anearned

    name? Nothing!

    Therewassilencethen. Flinteyeseemedtobethinking,althoughhenever

    stoppedcoveringJaxwithhispistol. TwilightwasspreadingoverthePlazaofTears. Ah,

    thatnameseemedappropriatenow. Jaxcouldfeelsobswellingupdespitehisbest

    effortstorestrainthem.

    Atlast,Flinteyespoke. Ivegotalotofoptions. Icouldkillyounow. Icouldhold

    youforamassiveransom. Icouldjustrobyouofwhatyouvegotandsendyouoff

    withoutevenenoughSEUstogetoffplanet....

    Hetrailedoffthreateningly. Thenhegrunted. Toomuchtrouble. Gohome.

    No! Imnobodythereonlymoney! Imonlyabagofmoney!

    Insteadofonlyakiller? Seemslikeagoodtradeoff.

    Flinteyeholsteredhisplasmapistolandgotup. Bye,Jax. Goodluckgettingback

    home. Donttrytokillanymoremercenaries. Youllgetworselucknexttime.

    Hisionpistolswerestillontheground. Jaxlungedforthemwithacry.

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    Justbeforehereachedthem,twoboltsofflaringvioletplasmastruckthemand

    turnedthejeweledgunsintoheapsofsmolderingwreckage. Scorchedpartsscattered

    acrosstheplaza.

    ThenJaxkneltdownandcriedfreely,nolongercaringifanyonesawhim. The

    goldencapeweighedheavilyonhisshoulders,crushinghim. Flinteyewouldhave

    beatenhimeasilyevenifithadbeenastraightdraw.

    Flinteye! YousaidIdbejustakillersowhatareyou?hehowled.

    Heturned. ThoseeyesperfectblackorbsregardedJaxcarefully. ThenFlinteye

    said,Ididntkillyou,didI?

    Thenhevanisheddownasidestreetwithoutabackwardsglance,leavingJax

    huddledinthedust,shakingsoftlywithhisweeping. Thestarsrushedoutoverhead,

    sweepingupfromthesouthtolighttheskywithathousandpinpricksofbrilliantlight.

    Atlast,JaxCallamstoodandwalkedovertotheremainsofhisweapons. Hewent

    straighttothespaceportandcharteredpassagebacktohishomeworldonthenext

    starshiptoleaveErbatess.

    Sean T. M. Stiennon

    Seanisanauthoroffantasyandsciencefictionnovelsandshortstorieswithmanypublicationsunder

    hisbelt.Hisfirstshortstorycollection,SixwithFlinteye,wasrecentlyreleasedfromSilverLake

    Publishing,andhewon2nd

    placeinboththe2004SFReader.comShortStoryContestandtheStorn

    CookRazorEdgedFictionContestwithhisstoriesAspandTheSultansWell,respectively.The

    SultansWellhasbeenpublishedintheanthologySagesandSwords.

    Seansworktendstocontainlotsofactionandadventure,butheoftenincludeselementsoftragedy

    andlossalongsideroaringbattles.Alotofhisworkcentersaroundcontinuingcharacters,themost

    prominentofwhomisJalazarFlinteye(SixwithFlinteye). HealsowritestalesofShabakofTalonPoint

    (DeathMarks,inissue#9ofAmazingJourneysMagazine),Blademaster(Asp,2nd

    placewinnerin

    the2004SFReader.comContest),andotherswhohaveyettoseepublication.

    Seanlovestoreadfantasyandsciencefictionalongsidesomehistory,mysteries,andhistoricalnovels.

    HisfavoritesincludeDeclarebyTimPowers,theMemory,Sorrow,andThorntrilogybyTadWilliams,

    StephenLawheadsSongofAlbiontrilogy,andKingSolomonsMinesbyH.RiderHaggard.Hehas

    reviewedbooksforDeepMagic:TheEzineofHighFantasyandScienceFiction,andreviewsbooks

    currentlyat SFReader.com.

    Tocontacttheauthor,[email protected]

    readerfeedback.

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    Space Verse: Star Pilot's GravebyMarcieLynnTentchoff

    Mybirthfatherleftustofightinthewars,

    AninsultManeverforgave,

    Hewentseekingglory,orsomyauntsays,

    Butfoundjustastarpilot'sgrave.

    AsIgrewupdirtsidemyeyessoughtthestars,

    Idreamedofmyselfstrongandbrave,

    andjustlikemyfather,whileMasatandsighed,

    You'llendinastarpilot'sgrave.

    ButwhenmyMasickenedIgaveupmydreams,

    Ofgloryandplanetstosave,

    Iworkedasmallfreightertopaydoctors'bills,

    FarworsethanPa'sstarpilot'sgrave.

    AndthencametheCreepers,thosealienslime,

    Whowantedtomakeusallslaves,

    IwishedIcouldfightthem,butjustwasn'tfree

    Toseekoutastarpilot'sgrave.

    Butwhenthewordreachedmemymotherwasdead,

    BlownupinthelastCreeperwave,

    IjoinedtherebellionandsentallIcould

    Torotinastarpilot'sgrave.

    AndnowIliedying,mylastmissiondone,

    Withonlyoneboonlefttocrave,

    Justpointmyshipstarwardandletherdriftfree,

    And

    grant

    me

    my

    star

    pilot's

    grave.

    Marcie Lynn TentchoffMarcieLynnTentchoffisanAuroraAwardwinningpoet/writerfromthewestcoastofCanada. Her

    workhasappearedinsuchmagazinesasWeirdTales,OnSpec,Aoife's Kiss,andDreams&Nightmares,

    aswellasinmanyanthologiesandonlinepublications.

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    Ray Gun Revival Serial: Deuces WildPartOne:ReluctantAlliesbyL.S.King

    Raucouslaughter,humanandalienbodyodorscombiningintheheat,andthe

    smellofstaleliquorassaultedSlapssensesashewalkedthroughtheopendoorofthe

    RocketWashBar.Paintflakedfromtheadobewalls.Offworldaliensaside,itwasnt

    thatdifferentfromhome.

    Packoverhisshoulder,hepickedhiswaythroughthecrowd,lookingforatable.

    Thefewemptychairsdidntseemgoodchoicesconsideringtheglaresfromthose

    seatednearby.

    Slapmuscledthroughtothebarandaftercallingtwicetogetthebarkeeps

    attention,hebangedahandonthecounter.Twoeyestalksswiveledtostareathim.Slapgapedforasecondbeforesaying,Somethingtoeat.Andadrink.Anything.

    Thebartenderturnedaround,hismouthtwistingashespoke.Tenquel.Cash.No

    credchits.

    Cash!Slapgulpedandfumbledinhisvest.Ifamealanddrinkcostthatmuch,

    whatwouldaroomcost?Heputthemoneyonthebarandglancedaroundasthe

    bartenderturnedtothewalltap.Amotiononhisrightcaughthisattentionbut

    somethingtoldhimnottomovehisheadorlookdown.Cuttinghiseyes,hesawahand

    slidingathinstimbladeoutofasheathsewncleverlyintoablackvest.

    BragosBands,whatwasthisguyupto?Aglassthunkedthecounterinfrontof

    Slap,andhewrappedhishandaroundit,whilekeepingattunedtothemannexttohim.

    Hefeltaslighttugatthepackonhisleftshoulderathieftryingtosteal?Without

    thinking,Slapswungaround,andhisglassimpactedwithaface.Thethiefhitthefloor,

    aneedlegunclatteringoutofhishand.Whatthe?Hestaredattheunconsciousman

    forasplitsecondbutthesoundsofafightbehindhimmadehimturn.Themaninthe

    blackvestthrusthisstimbladeintoamansgut.Theattackerscreamedinagony.Black

    VestthenkickedasecondrightintoSlapschest.

    Slapthrewanarmaroundthemansthroatandtightened.Ashewaitedforthe

    strugglingmantopassout,hewatchedinaweasBlackVestcontinuedtofighttwo

    moremen.Helookedlikeadancerleaping,spinning,kicking.Beforelonghis

    opponentsalllayonthefloor.

    Slaprealizedthemaninhisarmshadgonelimpanddroppedhim.BlackVest

    turnedandregardedthetwomenatSlapsfeetthengazedupwithcoalblackeyes.

    Thanks.

    Dontmentionit.

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    Peoplecrowdedcloser,gawkingatthebodiesandmuttering.BlackVestsgaze

    dartedaboutashesheathedthedeadlyknife.Ithinkwedbetterleave.

    Slapagreedandfollowedhimoutside.Thenightairfeltfreshandcool.Why

    weretheyallfightingyou?

    Quiet.Wehavetogetawayfromhere.Comeon.

    Slapshruggedhispackhigheronhisshoulderasherolledhiseyes,thenfollowed

    BlackVestthroughthenarrowstreets.Ashotasthedayscouldget,thenightsgotcold,

    andSlapfoundhimselfshiveringinhissleevelessvestashepeeredaheadatthedark

    shapeofhiscompanion.Oncehestumbledoverabodyinanalleyandgotamumbled

    snarlasthepersonwoke.

    Finallytheyenteredthegateofaninn.Slapblinkedatthefauxtorchesglowingat

    eachsideofthearch.Wouldntrealfirebecheaper?Butthenmostofthelightinghed

    seenhadntbeennatural.Heshrugged.Cityways.

    Theytookaflightofcurvedstairstotheleftofthecourtyard,barelyilluminated

    bysconcesdimlyflickeringwithyep,artificiallight.Slapshandranalongtherough

    plasteredwalltokeephisbearingsastheyascended.Onceinsideasmallroom,theman

    closedthedoorandturnedthelightonlow.HefacedSlap.Nowwecantalk.

    Whywerethosementryingtokillyou?

    Theywereassassins.Heranahandthroughhishair.Ithink.

    Assassins?Whointheworldareyouthatassassinswouldwanttokillyou?

    Nevermind.Hewalkedtothebedandgrabbedasmallsatchelfromthefootof

    it.Byjumpingintohelpmeyoumighthavemadeyourselfatarget.Hestraightened

    andstaredatSlap.Idadviseyoutogetasfarawayfromhereaspossible.Jumpplanet

    ifyoucan.

    Jumpplanet?BragosBands,Idontevenhavemoneyforaplacetosleep,or

    foodhethoughtwithregretoftheliquorlostwhenhisglasshittheoneassassins

    facemuchlessenoughmoneytogetaticketoffthisrock.

    Themaneyedhimforafewmoments.Icanhelpwiththat.Butrightnow,lets

    seeifwecangetsomethingtoeat.Herummagedinthebagandpulledoutasmall

    item.Hepocketeditinhisvest,butSlapdidntseewhatitwas.Themanheadedforthe

    door.Theresaboardinghousenotfarawaythathasadecentcook.

    Whatswrongwiththisone?

    ItsknownItookaroomhere.Toodangerous.Letsgo.

    Slapwasntgoingtoargueatthementionoffood.

    #

    Hiscompanionatequietlyandneatly.Slaphadthechancetoreallylookhimover

    intheflickerofthetorchlightrealfirethistime.Hishairwasdarkandhisskinnaturally

    olivealthoughithadaspacepaletinge.Hewasaverageheight,whichmeantSlapssize

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    dwarfedhim.Hisbarearms,althoughnotbulky,boasteddefinedmuscle.Buthiseyes

    wereunforgettable.Theypiercedlikeblackice.

    Themanhadchosenatableattheoutsideofthecourtyardandsatwithhisback

    tothewall.Althoughheremainedstill,hiseyesdartedhereandthere,alwaysalert.

    Slapshoveledfoodinhismouthasfastashecould,wishinghecoulduntangleall

    thequestionshehad.Buthehadthefeelingthequietmanacrossfromhimwouldnt

    answeranyway.

    Heslurpedthehotrichdrinkwhateveritwas.Thanksforthemeal.

    BlackVestsonlyreplywastomeethiseyesforamoment.Great.Arealtalkative

    type.

    Hethoughtaboutleavingtheplanet.Naw.Hewantedtogetfarawayfromhome,

    butnotthatfar.AslongashewasawayfromtheMordas,andtheruinsofwhatusedto

    behishomestead.Heclosedhiseyesforasecondasimagesofcharredbodiesandthe

    smokingshellofhishouseflitteredacrosshismind.Hedrankmoreofthehotbrew,

    dashingthememoriesawaywithalargegulp.

    Themanstood.Ivepaidyourbillfortheroomtonight.Ithinkyoullbesafe.He

    tossedasmallpouchonthetable.Thatwilltakecareofgettingyouawayfromhere

    onplanetoroff.Thanksagainforyourhelp.

    BlackVeststrodeout.Slappickedupthepouchandopenedittofindmore

    moneythanhedeverseen.Well,whaddayaknow.

    #

    Tristanwanderedintheshadows,listening.Thoughnewtotheplanet,andthis

    portcity,heknewthesortsofplacestogotolearnwhatheneeded.Reliefwashedover

    himtofindhemerelyhadabountyonhisheadfromtheleaderofalocalunderworld

    factioncalledtheMordas.Hesmiled.Hemusthavemadeagoodimpressionwhenhe

    hijackedboththeirincomingshipmentanditspayment.

    AtleastitwasntDraysassassins.Yet.ButTristansluckandcunningwouldnt

    lastforever.

    HewoundhiswaythroughthebackwaystoaplaceheknewMordashenchmen

    gatheredtodrinkandbrag.Thebarhadanoldstyleductedheating/coolingsystem.It

    evenhadanoutsideentrancetothesublevel.Ancientarchitecturewasso

    accommodating.Hewassooninsideandlisteningatoneofthevents.

    Thedrunkmenventedtheirangerloudlybothattheirlossandthattheirboss

    blamedthemforit.Theywerehelplessandknewit.Tristanallowedhimselfasilent

    chuckle.Thesepettycrookswerenoworry.Hestartedtorisewhenheheardadoor

    slamandsomeoneyell,Getup,youlazybums!Weknowwherehispartneris.Old

    boardinghouseneartheshipyardgates.

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    Tristangroundhisteeth.Complicationsirritatedhim.Granted,heowedthathick

    forsteppingin,butwhydidnthemindhisownbusinessinthefirstplace?Nowhe

    owedthatlocalhislife.AndTristanalwayspaidhisdebts.Hehadtogetbackbefore

    thosemengotthere.

    #

    Slapyawnedandstretched.Thebedwascomfortableand,surprisingly,clean.

    Thatoffworlderhadgoodtaste,thatwascertain.Butwashecrazy?Assassins,danger,

    havingtoleaveleavetheplanet?Yeah,OlBlackVestwasgagaallright.

    Herolledupunderthecoversandtriedtosleep.Thecreaksandgroansoftheold

    buildingkeptmakinghimjumpawake.Thiswasridiculous.Herosewithagrumbleand

    snatchedinthedarkforhisclothes.Whatheneededwasafewstiffdrinkstohelphim

    relax.Hedressed,slidthesheathforhisoldfashionedsteelknifeintothebackofhis

    vest,anddonnedhishat.

    Halfwaytothedoor,itslammedopenandthreemenentered.Slapcouldsee

    theiroutlinesinthedimlightofthehallwaybutknewtheycouldntseehim.Hedrew

    hisknifeandaimedbythethunkandgroan,heknewhehithistarget.Withagrowl,he

    chargedtheothertwoandknockedthemback.Hepickedoneupbytheneckand

    crotchandthrewhimacrosstheroom,thengrabbedtheotherbythethroatand

    squeezedbeforetossinghimaswell.

    Hefeltalongthefloorwithhisfootuntilhefoundthebodyandretrievedhis

    knife.Usingthemansshirt,hewipeditclean,thenstraightened.Hereturnedtheknife

    toitssheathwithasigh.BlackVestmighthavebeenright.

    Iseeyoudidallrightwithoutmyhelp.

    Slapspun,handonhisknife,toseetheslendersilhouetteinhisdoorway.BlackVest.He

    relaxed.Iguessso.Theseyourfriendsagain?

    Thelocalgangdomdoesntseemtolikeme.Oryou,nowthatweareknownto

    beacquaintances.

    TheMordas?

    Yes.

    Slapscowled.Idontlikethemeither.ButIcantakecareofmyself.

    SoIsee.ButIthinkyouremistakeninyourassessment.Yourevastly

    outnumbered.Yourbestbetistoleavewithme.Myshipisdockedonthesoutheast

    sideoftheport.Wecanbethereandoffthisplanetbeforedawn.

    Andthenwhat?Idontwanttogoanywhereelse.Thislousyrockismyhome.

    Homehomewasashes,deadanddesolate.Nolaughter,nolife.Maybeanotherplanet

    wouldbeafreshstart.

    Butwhatdidheknowaboutthisman?Hehadassassinsafterhim,andthe

    Mordas.Hehadmoney.Andaship.ButhedcomebacktohelpwhenhethoughtSlap

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    wasindanger.Thatwasenough.Slapgrabbedhispackfromthefloorbythebed.He

    tookadeepbreathandgaveanonchalantshrug.Butwhosaysfolkscantleavehome

    foranadventureortwo?Letsgo.

    #

    Thisway,thelocalsaidwhentheygottothebottomofthestairs.Tristan

    followedhim,thenstoppedinthedoorwayandhissed,Thekitchen?

    Mybreakfastispaidforandfightingmakesmehungry.

    Tristansighedandleanedagainstthewallwhilethehickgulpeddownfood.

    Youngthisonewas,barelyaman.HewasverytallafullheadhigherthanTristanand

    muscular,broadshouldered,butlean.Physicallaborer,definitely.Probablyafarmhand

    fromhisoldstyledenimpantsandthefelt,opencrowncowboyhat.Hecertainlycould

    throwbodiesaround.WhatplanetcouldTristansafelyleavehimon?

    Areyoudoneyet?Tristanaskedashisunwantedcompanionwipedtheplate

    withapieceofbread.TheMordascouldsendmoremen.

    Mouthfull,themanstood,nodding.Ready,hemumbled.

    Resistingtheurgetorollhiseyes,Tristanheadedforthebackdoor.

    Hey,wait.

    Tristanpivotedbackaround.Whatnow?

    Whatsyourname?

    Hepeeredatthetallmanintheglowfromthenichelights.Itcouldnthurtto

    sharethealiasheusednow.Tristan.

    Themannodded,andstood,asifwaitingforsomething.Tristanturnedtoleave

    andfeltatouchonhisshoulder.FolkscallmeSlap.

    Tristanstoppedandtwistedtolookupintohisface.Slap?Thatsit?

    Slapshrugged.ItsallIneed.

    Tristansighedandcontinuedtowardthebackdoor.Itcouldbeworse.Hisname

    couldbeLennie.

    #

    Slapfollowedquietly.Hedidnttrytotalk,whichrelievedTristan.Theywound

    throughthestreetstowardthespaceport,pastopenairmarkets,butthevendorswere

    closedandbeggarssleptinthestreet.

    Whichoneisyours?Slapaskedastheynearedthegateforprivateships.

    Tristanpointedthroughthefencetoasmallcraftatthefarsideofthedockyard.

    BeyondtheFalchion,betweenthetwoyachts.Notthebesthedeverowned,butit

    wasagoodship.

    Slapwhistledthroughhisteeth.Cutlasclass?Sweet.

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    Tristannodded,butbeforehecouldsayanythingaflashmadehimclosehiseyes.

    Anexplosionthunderedinhisears.Abodyknockedhimtotheground,andhegasped

    forbreath.Moreexplosionsshatteredtheair.

    Getoffme,youlug!TristanshovedatSlapwhorolledoverandsatup.

    Justtryingtoprotectyou.

    Idontneedit.Tristanbrushedthedustoffhisclothesandrose.

    BragosBands,Slapsaidinahush.

    TristanlookedthroughthefencetowhereSlapgapedandbitbackagroan.He

    staredattheflamingwreckagethathadbeenhisship.Allthesupplieshedstolenfrom

    theMordas,andhiswayoffthisplanetgone.Youknow,Tristanrubbedhis

    foreheadsinceIfirstlaideyesonyou,itsbeenonethingoranother.

    Slapsnorted.IfIhadntwantedtostopandeat,wedabeenaboardher.He

    turned,hiseyesnarrowed.TheMordasreallymustwantyoubad.

    Tristan

    gave

    him

    a

    grim

    smile.

    Not

    as

    badly

    as

    I

    want

    them,

    now.

    #

    Sowhatareyougoingtodo?Slapaskedastheyhurriedawayfromthegate.

    Nevermind.Justfollowme.

    Slaphunchedhispackhigherontohisshoulder.Youknow,thatsgetting

    irritating.

    Whatis?

    YoutreatingmelikeImakidanddontknownothing.Iminthiswithyou,likeit

    ornot.Whycantyoutellmewhatsgoingon?

    Tristanstoppedandstaredwiththosepenetratingblackeyes.Slapglaredback,

    notwillingtoletthismangetthebestofhim.

    FinallyTristanturnedandcontinuedwalking,sayingoverhisshoulder,Whenwe

    getthere.Iwanttomovefast,andtalkingwouldslowusdown.

    Slapmadesurehisansweringsighwasloud.

    Theyleftthespaceportandwovethroughthestreets.Thewaygrewdirtierif

    onewentbythereekofsewage,andthebuildings,fromwhathecouldtellinthefaint

    lightofthenearlyfullmoon,older.

    Finallytheyarrivedattheedgeofapropertythatcontainedtheburnedout

    remainsofafactory.Severaloutbuildingremainedonthelot.Theycreptcloserand

    hunkeredbehindapileofcharredtimber.

    Whatsyourplan?Slapwhispered,squintingoverathisnewfriend.

    SinceIstolethatoneshipment,theyvegottenparanoidandmovedtheir

    suppliesouthere.Tristannoddedtowardastructureontheirfarleftashepulledon

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    glovesandflexedthefingers.Imgoingtotakecareoftherestoftheirinventory.That

    shouldhamstringthemlongenoughtosuitme.

    Sowhatarethesesuppliesthataresoallfiredimportant?

    Munitions.

    Munitions?Slapscratchedhischin.TheMordasarethugs,Iknow,butwhat

    wouldtheyneedtostockpilemunitionsfor?

    Theyhavebuyersoffworld.Oneofthemisanastygroupofmercenaries.Makes

    theMordasseemlikepeacemakers.

    Slapfrowned.Sowhatareyou,somesortofspacecop?

    TristanstaredatSlapforamomentwithalookofastonishmentandgaveasilent

    chuckle.No.Ijustdontlikethebuyers.Tristanroseslightlyandpeeredoverthetop

    ofthelumber.Keeponthelookout.Imgoingtosneakpasttheguards.

    Slapliftedhiseyebrowsattheboldbutinsaneplan.Thateasy?Whatdoyou

    have,

    some

    invisibility

    screen?

    DontIwish.Tristanseyescrinkledinaslightsmile.Ihavetouseamoreold

    fashionedmethod.Stealth.

    Slapwatchedinaweashisnewbuddyfadedintothenight,hisdarkclothesand

    hairmakinghimalmostunseen.Heheldhisbreathandchewedaraggednailwhile

    waiting.

    #

    Thefewguardswereeasytoslippast.Thepropertyhadenoughpilesofrubbish

    tocovermuchofTristansmovement.Ifonlythatdrattedmoonwouldgobehind

    clouds.Heglancedup.Clearskyscatteredwithstars.Notevenawispofhaze.Hecrept

    aroundtowardthebackofthetargetedoutbuilding.Brokenwindowsbadlyboardedup,

    thegratehangingbyonehingeoffanexhaustventtheymightbetrapsinsteadofeasy

    entrances,butTristanwasntgoingin.

    Heliftedthevesttorevealtheretooledammobeltaroundhiswaistandsetthe

    timersforallthedetonators.Fifteenminutesshouldbeenough.Hecreptclosetothe

    wall.Onethroughacrackbetweentwoboardsatonewindow,anothershovedpasta

    brokenpaneofglassonTristanwent,crouchingandrunningfromplacetoplace,

    insertinghislittledevices.

    Threetogo.

    Ascrapeabootongravel.Tristanfroze.

    Dontmove,avoicefrombehindsaid.

    TheironythatTristanhadalreadystoppedanymotionfadedintoachagrined

    grindingofteeththatsomuchkeptgoingwrong.Wasitbadluck?Thisplanet?That

    yokel?

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    FireboltedthroughTristansbodypainrippedthroughconvulsingmuscles.He

    droppedtotheground,unabletoevenscream.Thenallwentblack.

    #

    Hisbodythuddedonahardfloor.Trembling.Nausea.Tristanopenedhiseyes.At

    thesightofSlapsfaceheclosedthemandshuddered.Anightmare.

    Afootproddedhisside.

    Isheawake?askedagravellyvoice.

    Thedetonators!Tristanseyesflewopen.Howlonghadhebeenunconscious?

    Yeah,asecondvoicesaid.

    Gethimup.Theotheronetoo.Searchthemforweaponsandgetsomethingto

    tiethemupwith.Youothers,shootthemiftheytryanything.

    HandshauledTristantohisfeet,andhesawtheywereinsideadimlylitbuilding.

    Fromthesize,probablytheoneswherethemunitionswerestored.Great.Morebad

    luck.

    Slapstood,facepale,eyesunfocused.Tristanglanceddownandsawthebeltstill

    aroundhiswaist.Notmuchtimehadpassed,ornoonewouldbehere.Whatnow?

    Handspawedhim,removinghishiddenstimbladeandtheammobelt.

    Slapscowledashewassearched,andhissteelknifetakenaway.Heshookhis

    headasiftoclearit.

    Well,ifitisntouroldfriend,thehomesteader.So,cowboy,wemeetagain.

    Slapsheadjerkedup,andhespuntofaceapale,slightlyoverweightman.

    Lyssel!Youmurderinglizard!Illkillyou!IswearIllkillyou!

    Twomengrabbedhisarmsbutbarelyheldhimback.Theonesholdingweapons

    onhimjabbedtheair,yellingforhimtobestillashelungedtowardtheirboss.

    Tristantookinthesneeringmanssheenedtrousersandmatchingjacketno

    standardpackvest,theusualgarbonthiswarmclimedplanet.HewatchedSlapwith

    interest,yetpartofhisbraintriedfranticallytofigureoutthetime.

    Now,now,myoafishfriend.Lysselpulledaslenderfilefrominsidehisjacket.

    HepointeditatSlapthenbegantocleanunderhisnails.Youcantblamemethatyou

    lostyourranchandfamily.Iofferedyouachancetoleavepeaceablyandyouchoseto

    stay.

    Itwasmyhome!Slapyelled,tearsstreamingdownhischeeks.Youburnedit

    down.Youmademewatchthemdie,youmurdering

    OnelackeypunchedSlapinthestomachwiththebuttofhisweapon,makinghim

    doubleover.AngerboiledupinTristan.ThesemenhadtakeneverythingfromSlap.His

    ownlosseswerenothingincomparison.Ifonlyhehadachancetobreakfree

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    AlowgrowlgrewintoaroarandSlapstraightened,fistssmashingouttothe

    sides.Themenholdinghisarmshittheground.Heswungaroundandknockedone

    guarddownTristandidntwaittoseemore.Hesmashedthekneecapofthemanto

    hisrightwithhisheel.Hisleftarmsnakedaroundhiscaptors,andhetwistedtobring

    theelbowoverhisshoulder.Heyankeddownwardandthemanscreamed.

    Tristandroppedtoasquatasabodyflewoverhead,thenjumpedintotheairandshotafootouttocatchaguardaimingatSlap.Themantumbled,andTristanscooped

    upthegun.Hefiredquickly,takingouttherestofthemen.

    HisweaponandSlapslayonthefloornearanunconsciousman.Hesheathedhisstim

    bladeandgrabbedthesteelknife,thentooktheammobeltandslungitbacktoward

    stacksofboxesfurtherinside.

    Lyssellayonthefloor,trappedunderabody,moaninginpain.

    Slapstood,silentandshaking,facewet,gazingabouthimasiflost.Tristanhadtoget

    themaway.Iftheydidntleavenow,theydbeinorbitwithoutaship.Hecalledthetall

    cowboysname.

    Slapturned,andTristanpointedatthedoor.Getout!Hurry!

    Hisfriendgrabbedhispackfromthegroundandjoinedhimrunningfortheexit.

    Dontstop,Tristancalled.

    Theyracedacrosstheproperty,onlyabletodistinguishoutlinesbecauseofthe

    moon.Tristanexpectedguardsortheblasttoknockthemdown,butnothinghappened.

    HadLysselcalledallhismeninsidewhenhecaughtthetrespassers,ordidthedark

    covertheirescape?Aroversatnearagate;Tristanveeredtowarditandjumped

    aboard.SlapdoveinsideasTristanpressedtheignition.

    Theexplosionrockedtheroverasitrose,lightingupthesky.Tristangrippedthe

    controlsandfoughttostabilizethecraft.Hislipsthinnedandhisknucklesturnedwhite.

    Thevehiclerespondedandhesighedwithrelief.Aglanceatthenavigationconsole

    almostmadehimchuckle.HelookedoverhisshouldertoseeSlapwipinghisfaceonhis

    sleeve.Heheldoutthesteelknife,hiltfirst.Slaptookitwithanod.

    Ifoundourwayofftheplanet.Tristanpointedattheconsole.Thishasanauto

    directtoaprivatepadatthespaceport.Idontthinkwellhavemuchtroubleacquiring

    Lysselsyacht.Whatdoyouthink?

    Slapgaveashakysighandaslightsmile.

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    L. S. King

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    Ray Gun Revival Serial: Jasper SquadEpisode1:Exile!

    ByPaulChristianGlenn

    Spillwipedthecoldblackcondensationfromhisvisorandsquintedintothe

    darkness.Itwasimpossibletoseemorethanafewpacesinfrontofhim,andhe

    expressedhisfrustrationwithaseethingsigh.

    Melendez'voicecrackledinhisrightear.Iheardthat,sir.

    Mineswereabadidea,hegrowled.Can'tseeathingdownhere.

    Wedidn'tchoosethelocation,Captain.Thebadguysdid.

    Spillgruntedandshuffledforward.Thirtyyearssincethemineshadbeen

    abandoned,andtheairwasstillthickwithblackquordust.Perfectkindofratholefor

    theverminhewaschasing.

    Theradiocrackledtolifeagain.Youshouldbecominguponacrossline,said

    Melendez.Takealeft,thengoallthewaytotheend.Andbecareful.Therewasa

    collapseonthislineabouttenyearsago.Itwasclearedout,butthesupportsmaybe...

    fragile.

    Spillreachedoutwithhisleftarmandranhisglovedfingersalongtheroughly

    hewnwall.Yougoingtobeabletofindmedownhere,Lieutenant?heasked.

    Don'tfret,Captain,shesaid.Iknowthesetunnelsbetterthananyone

    breathing.

    Yeah,youwould,wouldn'tyou?

    Silence.

    Spillsmirkedtohimself.Hefiguredthatwouldshutherup.

    Thewallvanishedfrombeneathhisfingersandherealizedhe'dreachedthecross

    line.Asquietlyaspossible,hesteppedforwardandpeeredaroundthecorner.Atthe

    endofthetunnel,nomorethanfiftypacesahead,asmalllanterndangledfromahook

    intheceiling.Quordustfoggedthefluorescentbluelightemanatingfromtheorb,but

    thereintheeerieglowstoodthreedistinctsilhouettes.Theywerehulkingfigures,

    wrappedfromheadtotoeinprotectiveairsuits,andtheirhelmetsborethefamiliar

    blackroseinsigniaoftheHissencrimefamily.

    Lieutenant,whisperedSpill,Standready.I'mgoingin.

    Roger.

    Spillfingeredtheshooteronhisbelt.Itmadehimnervous.Hisownpiececouldn't

    beclippedtotheselousyairsuits,sohewasmakingduewithastandardPatrolForce

    shooter.Itwasapowerfulweapon,butclunkyforanexperiencedmarksman.Hemuch

    preferredthefinesseofhisoldEMBlaster.

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    Ashepassedbeneaththetunnel'smakeshiftsupportbeams,thethreefigures

    noticedhimapproaching.Theyturnedtofacehimbutdidn'traiseahandingreeting.

    Theydon'ttrustmeanymorethanItrustthem,thoughtSpill.

    Hesteppedintothecircleoflight,andthemaninthemiddleofthetriumvirate

    heldupthreefingers.Spillreachedforthewristpadonhisairsuit,tappedthenumber

    threeandheardaclickinhisleftearashelockedintotheircomchannel.

    AsecondlaterheheardMelendez'voiceinhisotherear.Gotit.Recording...

    now.

    Themanwhohadsignaledsteppedforward.Where'stheshock?heasked,

    dispensingwithformality.

    Stashedinacrosslineaboutahundredpacesback,repliedSpill.Threecrates.I

    canleadyoutoitaslongyou'vegotmymoney.

    Oneoftheothermentookastepforwardandspokeinaquiet,deliberatevoice.

    Itain'tyourmoneyuntilweseethegoodies,MisterBoulder.Youknowhowitworks.

    Hetiltedhisheadback,allowingthepalebluelighttoilluminatehisuglyfacebehindthe

    visor.Hewassmiling.

    Spill'sstomachtwisted.Heknewthisman.Moretothepoint,thismanknewhim.

    Withoutbreakingeyecontact,hereplied,Justwanttomakesurewe'reagreedonthe

    amount.Keepthingsequitable.Hestressedthelastword,andinstantlyheard

    Melendez'voiceinhisear.

    Rogerthat,shesaid.Onourway.

    TheuglymantookanothersteptowardSpill.Equitable,heechoed.Nowthat's

    kindofanunusualword,ain'tit?Equitable?

    Spillstoodhisgroundandsaid,You'regettingalittlecloserthanIgenerallylike.

    Theringleadersteppedforward,hishandrisingtowardtheshooteronhisbelt.

    Stamp,what'sgoingon?heasked.

    TheuglymancalledStampdidn'ttakehiseyesoffSpill.Ihaveafeelingthis

    tunnel'sabouttogetalittlemorecrowded,hesaid.ButifIknowourbuddy'Mister

    Boulder,'Ithinkwecanwork

    AbrilliantredlaserblasteruptedfromSpill'sshooterandhitStampsquarelyin

    thechest,knockinghimbackwardintothedarkness.Theothertwogangsters

    immediatelydrewtheirweaponsandfiredwildly,butSpillhadalreadyrolledoutofthe

    lightandtakenpositionbehindaslightjutinthetunnelwall.Hejumpeduptooneknee

    andtrainedhisshooterontheringleader.Hefired,butthekickknockedhisshotwide

    andhistargetjumpedclear.Thetworemaininggangstersdroppedtothegroundand

    beganfiringinSpillsgeneraldirection.Inthedarknessofthetunnel,heknewthey

    couldn'tseehim,buthefelttheheatofthedeadlyboltsastheyflashedoverhead.

    Melendez'voicecrackledfromhisearpiece.Situation?

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    Spillignoredherandinsteadfocusedonfindinganewhidingplace.Hefiredtwice

    atthegangsterstogiveawayhiscurrentposition,thenleaptbackwards.Thegangsters

    firedathisabandonedpositionandSpillusedthosesecondstoscrambletotheopposite

    sideofthetunnel.

    Captain!shoutedMelendez.What'shappening?

    It'saparty,hebarkedback.Tellthecadetstoholdpositionatthecross

    section.YouandIcanhandlethis.

    Ashooterblastexplodedoverhisshoulderandkickedupdirtinchesinfrontof

    thetwogangsters.

    Toolate,saidMelendez.We'realreadyhere.

    SpilltwistedaroundtofindMelendezstandingonlyafewfeetbehindhim.The

    twocadetsflankedeithersideofher,theirshootersdrawn.

    Youtwo,fallback,saidSpill.KeepyoureyesopenandforGod'ssake,don't

    shootunlessItellyou.Thecadetsreactedimmediately,droppingbackfurtherintothe

    tunnel.

    Thetworemaininggangstershadtakentotheirfeetandwerewarilyadvancing.

    SpillmotionedtoMelendezandsheranfortheoppositesideofthetunnel.Ifthebad

    guyswerefoolishenoughtostartfiringagain,they'dfindthemselvescaughtina

    crossfire.

    Melendeztookpositionandaddressedthecriminalsfromthedarkness.Youare

    herebydetainedbytheauthorityoftheGalacticPatrolForce.Abdicateyourweapons

    andstanddown.

    Spillaimedhisshooterattheapproachingringleaderandwaited.

    Abdicateyourweapons,repeatedMelendez.

    ThegangsterssuddenlyboltedpastSpillandMelendezandrushedheadlonginto

    thedarkness,hopingtomakeanescape.Theywereheadingstraighttowardthecadets.

    Rey!Jackaby!shoutedSpill.Takecover!

    Toolate.FiveburstsoflightflashedthroughthemurkydarknessandRey'svoice

    echoedoverthecomchannel,Jackaby'sdown!

    SpillandMelendezchargedtowardthefray.Rey,saidSpill,Givemeaflare.

    Now!

    Secondslaterahazylightilluminatedthetunnel.Thedustwasthick,butthe

    silhouetteswereclearenough.SpillandMelendezsimultaneouslyopenedfireandthe

    twomenacingfigurescrumpledtotheground.

    Theflareslowlyfaded,andSpillturnedtoseeMelendezcrouchedinthelantern

    lightbehindhim.Captain,shesaid,Thisoneisstillbreathing.

    I'llhandleit,hereplied.GoseetoJackaby.

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    Melendeznoddedanddisappearedintothedarkness.Spillwalkedslowlybackto

    thelanternlight,kneltdownandregardedthewoundedman.TannenStamp,hesaid.

    Whatareyoudoingsofarfromhome?

    Stamphadbeenwearingamercvest,sothechestwoundwassuperficial.Of

    greaterconcernwastheraggedholeinhisairsuit.Stampwasdoinghisbesttoclutch

    thefabrictogether,buttoomuchofthematerialhadburnedaway,andthepoisonoussubterraneanatmospherewasslowlychokinghim.Gaspingandretching,heglaredat

    Spill.

    We'lljustwaithereamoment,saidSpill.Letnaturerunitscourse.

    Adeepgroanechoedfromtheearthabovethem.Spilllookedupintimetoseea

    largechunkofchalkyblackquorplummetfromtheceilingandsmashintojaggedshards

    onthetunnelfloor.

    Youknow,onsecondthought,saidSpill,Idon'tfeellikewaiting.Sleeptight,

    Stamp.

    Melendezmaterializedoutofthedarkness.Thecadetsareontheirwaybackto

    theJasper,shesaid.I'llhelpyoucarrythisman.Shesquattedtogetherarmsunder

    Stamp'slegs.

    Leavehim,saidSpill.He'snotgoingtomakeit.

    Melendezlookedupandfixedhereyesonhis.Withallduerespect,Captain,that

    wouldbeaviolation

    LieutenantinterruptedSpill.Theearthgroanedagainandthesupportbeams

    madeominouscreakingnoises.

    Welivebyandforthelaw,sir,saidMelendez,quotingtheOfficer'sOath.

    Whereareyou?askedReyoverthecom.What'sgoingon?

    SpillstaredatMelendez,butshedidn'tflinch.Heshouldhaveknown.We'reon

    ourwayup,hesaid.

    Withadisgustedgrunt,heswitchedonhisheadlamp.Melendezdidthesame,

    andtogethertheyliftedStamp'sbodyandstumbledoutofthelanternlight,intothe

    darknessofthetunnel.Inthebeamsoftheirheadlamps,hundredsoftinyquorchunks

    droppedfromtheceiling.Amonstroussnapechoedthroughthetunnelandthecentral

    supportbeamcrasheddownintosplintersbehindthem.Inquicksuccessionthe

    supplementarybeamsgaveway,andcrushingbouldersraineddownaroundthem.

    Faster!shoutedSpill.Melendezwasstrainingagainstthemassiveweightof

    Stamp'sbody,andSpillrealizedtheywouldntmakethecrosssectionbeforethetunnel

    collapsed.Inaquickmotionhespunaround,grabbedStamp'sfeetfromMelendezand

    swungthedyingman'sbodyupoverhisshoulders.Go!hesaid.

    Melendezranforward,dodgingcertaindeathwitheverystep.Shereachedthe

    crosssectionandturnedintothemorestabletunnel.AninstantlaterSpillappeared,

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    Stampslifelesshulkdanglingaroundhisneck.Heshotheralookofexasperationasthe

    tunnelbehindhimcollapsedwithdeafeningthunder.

    Let'sgetbacktotheJasper,hesaid.

    #

    TheGPSJasperwasasmall,fast,stateoftheartpatrolshipthathadjustcome

    outofprototypeandintoactiveuse.Thedesignwasbasedontheantiquateddouble

    cookiemodels,socalledbecauseoftheirsimple,circulartwoleveldesign.Thebottom

    cookiehousedtheship'sengines,whiletheuppercookiehousedbunks,holdingcells

    andaconferencetableallinanopenareanomorethanfiftypacesacross.

    Spill'sfavoriteinnovationintheJasperwasthecockpit.Intheoriginalcookies,a

    helmwasbuiltintoonesideoftheupperdeck,makingthatthefrontendoftheship.

    TheJasper'scockpitwasbuiltonahydraulicrailsystem,whichcircledtheexteriorofthe

    uppercookie,allowingthepilotcompletefreedomtoslidebackandfortharoundthe

    perimeter

    of

    the

    ship.

    The

    freedom

    to

    pilot

    from

    any

    vantage

    point,

    coupled

    with

    the

    thrustersuniqueabilitytoinstantlyshiftinanydirection,madetheJasperoneofthe

    mostmaneuverableshipsinthegalaxy.

    ThankstohismanyyearsofserviceontheForce,CaptainSpillwasthefirstsquad

    leaderentrustedwiththisflashynewmodel.Mostofficerswithtwentyfiveyearsof

    patrolundertheirbeltwerepunchingperpcodesbehindadesksomewhere,butSpill

    preferredactiveassignment.

    SpillandMelendezemergedfromthemouthofthemineshaftandontotherocky

    desertplain.Thesunwassetting,andthewickednocturnalsandstormsforwhich

    Candlevarwasinfamouswerebeginningtostir.Smallwhirlwindsofsharpsandwhipped

    aroundthem,pepperingtheirairsuitsintinytorrents.TheJasperhoveredthirtypaces

    away,itstubularboardingliftloweredandwaiting.

    Jackaby,prepfortakeoff,saidMelendez.We'llbeupinlessthanaminute.

    SpillheavedStamp'slimpbodyfurtheruponhisshoulders,andtheyranforit.

    Withinsecondstheywereundertheship.TheyreachedtheliftandMelendezpunched

    intheboardingcode.Thedoorhissedup,andtheytumbledinside.Spillcarelessly

    tossedStamp'sbodytothefloorwhereitlandedwithadullthump,andhesmackedthe

    'ascend'buttonwiththebuttofhispalm.Thedoorhisseddown,thepressurization

    locksclicked,andmanufacturedairfilledthecompartment.Secondslaterthetube

    recededintothebottomoftheship.

    Insidethelift,MelendeztwistedherhelmetoffandkneltoverStamp'sbody.

    He'sgoingtoneedoxygenandacoupleofjabs,shesaid.Spillsaidnothing.

    Theliftslowedtoahaltandthedooropened.Spillsteppedoutintotheboarding

    chamber,whichwassimplyasmallroomwithtwoexits.Onewasasolidmetaldoor

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    thatledintotheenginebay,theotherwasacircularstaircaseleadinguptothedeck.

    Thewallswerelinedwithhooksonwhichtohangtheairsuitsandhelmets.

    SpillandMelendezquicklyunzippedtheirsuitsandtossedthemaside.They

    grabbedStamp'sbodyandclimbedthestaircasetogether,swingingthegangster

    betweenthemlikeatwohundredpoundham.Astheyemergedontothedeck,Rey

    rushedovertoassistthem.

    Jasper'sreadytogo,Captain,shesaid.Lookingdownthestairwellintothe

    receivingstation,shebegantoask,Theothertwosuspects...

    Theyreceivedaproperburial,saidSpill.How'sJackaby?

    I'mallright,calledJackaby,steppingoutofthecockpit.TheblastfriedmyO2

    processorandIfelldowndizzybeforeIrealizedwhathappened.OnceIswitchedonmy

    auxiliaryunit,Iwasfine.

    Iswitchedonyourauxiliaryunit,correctedRey.

    Ineithercase,youmadeoutbetterthanthisguy,saidMelendez.Jackaby,get

    themedkit.Rey,helpmegethimtoabunk.

    Spillwalkedtowardthecockpit.I'mgoingtogetusoffthisrock,hesaid.Iwant

    thatscumballsecuredinaholdingcell.Donotrevivehimuntilhe'slockeddown,

    understand?

    Yes,sir.

    Spillduckedthroughasmallaccessportinthewallandsteppedintothecockpit.

    Throughtheglass,thelandscapeofCandlevarspreadoutinfrontofhim.Thesunwas

    justdisappearingoverthehorizon,andsandandrockassaultedtheshipsshinynew

    hull.Couldn'tgetoutofheresoonenough.

    Heclosedtheaccessportbehindhimandploppeddownintothepilot'sseat.He

    setthenavcoordinatesforGalacticPatrolForceHeadquartersandpressedthe

    intercom.Braceyourselves,hesaid,andhitthethrusters.

    WithathunderousrumbletheJasperblastedstraightupfromthesurfaceand

    soaredeffortlesslytowardthestars.Astheshippreparedtobreakatmosphere,Spill

    unlockedthecockpitandrelaxedasitslidfree,slowlyatfirst,thenfaster,circlingthe

    outsideoftheship.Helookeddownattherecedingplanet,thedistinctmountainsand

    valleyssweepingpasthim,blurringintofaintshapes,thenfadingintoformlesspatches

    ofbrownandgray.Healwaysfeltasubtlemelancholyashewatchedaworlddisappear

    belowhim.Everyplanetinthegalaxywasutterlyunique,adistinctandintricateplace

    filledwithlifeandactivity,civilizations,wars,artandhistory.Yet,fromthecockpitof

    theJasper,youcouldwatchitalldisappear,swallowedintothevastnessofspace.It

    becamejustanotherspeckoflight,indistinguishableamongabillionothers.Inamatter

    ofseconds,youcouldwatchthewholeworldbecomemeaningless.

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    Theintercombuzzed.ItwasMelendez.Captain,thedetaineehasbeen

    stabilized.He'sawake.

    Berightthere,hesaid.Heenteredthereturnsequenceandthecockpitswung

    backaroundtoalignitselfwiththeaccessport.Itlockedintoplace,andhewasreaching

    fortheportdoorwhenitwassuddenlyopenedfromtheotherside.Melendez'face

    appearedintheopening.

    MayIhaveaword,sir?sheasked.

    Whatisit?

    Shejumpeddownintothecockpitandclosedtheportbehindher.Arewegoing

    totalkaboutwhathappenedbackthere?sheasked.

    Spillsighed.Notnow,Lieutenant.

    Hesteppedtowardtheaccessport,butMelendezmovedtoblockhisway.

    Captain,shesaid,youweregoingtoleavethatmanbehind.

    A

    criminal.

    Yes,andapossiblewitness.Howlonghasitbeensincewe'vehadanythingsolid

    onaHissen?

    Hewon'ttalk,saidSpill.Theyneverdo.

    Fine,shesaid.Forgetaboutthat.Hewasunarmed.Helpless.Chokingtodeath.

    Howcouldyoujustlethimdie?

    Whatareyou,acop?

    Yes,sir,andsoareyou. Shelookedawayforamoment,thencontinuedmore

    respectfully.Thosetwocadetsarewatchingus.They'reheretolearnwhatForcelife

    lookslikeoutsidetheAcademywalls.Wehavearesponsibility

    Areyou,ofallpeople,lecturingmeaboutthelaw?Spillsteppedforwardand

    juttedhischinintoherface. Itwasn'taquestion,itwasachallenge,andhewantedto

    makesureshegotthepoint.

    Melendez'gazeturnedtosteel.No,sir.

    Takethecontrols,then,hesaid.Navcoordisset.

    Withthat,hepushedpasther,openedtheaccessport,andsteppedupontothe

    deck. JackabyandReyweresittingattheconferencetableenteringreportsintotheir

    workpads.Spillrememberedwhatitwaslike,thatlastmonthofAcademy.Hewonderediftheywereasnaiveashehadbeen.

    OntheothersideoftheroomsatStamp.Exceptforthepallorofhisskin,you

    wouldneverguesshehadbeenincriticalconditionjustmomentsbefore.Sittingonthe

    edgeofhisbunk,helookedeverybitathug:muscularframe,unkempthair,features

    apparentlyhewnfromstone.HesatontheedgeofhisbunkandstaredatSpillwithdark

    eyes.Thesilverbraceletsonhiswristsglowedwithasoftbluelight,indicatingthatthe

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    holdingcellhadbeenactivated.Therewerenovisiblewallsaroundthebunk,butStamp

    couldn'tmovemorethantwopacesinanydirection.

    SpillsaunteredovertothecellandsatdownonthebunkbesideStamp.

    Spill,raspedStamp.Ioughttowringyourworthlessoldneck.

    Spillnodded.You'reprobablyright.Fortunatelyforme,you'renotinaposition

    todowhatyouought.

    Sowhathappensnow?askedStamp.

    Spilllookedatthefloorandshrugged.Yougotojail,Tannen.Didntyouever

    playcopsandrobbers?

    StampsmirkedopenlyandnarrowedhiseyesatSpill.Somethingtellsmeyou

    don'twantthemtosendmeup.Couldbebadforyourcareer.

    Idon'twantalotofthings,Stamp,saidSpill.Idon'twanttoretire.Idon'twant

    toeatanotherGPFoutpostration.AndIcertainlydon'twantyoutobekilledduringa

    failed

    escape

    attempt.

    Youdon'tscareme,lawman,saidStamp.ThatLieutenantofyoursisagoody

    twoboots.Smokemy'suitandshe'dreportyoubeforethenextdock.

    Thinkso?askedSpill.

    I'dbetmylifeonit,saidStamp.

    Theintercombuzzed,andMelendezaddressedthemfromthecockpit.

    ApproachingHeadquarters,shesaid.They'llbelookingforyourAcode,Captain.

    SpillstoodandwalkedawayfromStamp'sbunk.Afewpacesout,hestoppedand

    turned.AboutthatLieutenantofmine,hesaid,She'sseenthingsthatwouldgiveyou

    nightmares,Stamp,andmostofthemwereherownhandiwork,soyoumightwantto

    hedgethatbet.

    BLAM!

    WithahorrifyingroartheJasperrockeduponend.Thecadetswerethrownfrom

    theirtable,collidingwiththewallinatangleoflimbsandcurses.Spillfellbackwards

    andslidtowardthecenteroftheroom,catchinghimselfatthestairwell.Beforehe

    couldscrambletohisfeet,theshipwasthrownagain,thistimewithlouderthunderand

    theunmistakableshudderofhulldamage.Spillskiddedonhishandsandkneestoward

    thecockpitaccessportandstuckhisheadthroughtheopening.

    Melendez,heshouted,whatthehell?

    Idon'tknowwho'sfiring,shesaid,butthey'vecertainlygotbrass.We'rejust

    outsideofheadquarters.

    Spilljumpeddownintothecockpitandsealedtheportal.Let'sseethem,he

    said.MelendezreleasedthecockpitandSpillfeltthefamiliarstomachdropasthey

    swungloose.HegrabbedthecomanddialedintothesecureGPFchannel.Theboton

    theotherendrespondedpromptly.

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    Pleaseenteryourauthorizationcode,saidthebotinitstypicalstaccato.Spill

    punchedinhisAcodeanddidn'twastetimeonpleasantries.

    GPSJasperrequestingassistance,hesaid.We'vegot

    Hisrequestwasinterruptedbyaharshdemandfromtheother.CaptainMuriel

    SpillandmembersofthePatrolSquadJasper,youareherebydetainedbytheauthority

    oftheGalacticPatrolForce.Itwasn'tthebotthistime,butaliveCommander

    broadcastingfromoneofthefourPatrolCruisersthathadjustcomeintoviewofthe

    cockpit.

    MelendezlockeddownthecockpitandSpillgazedincredulouslyattheheavily

    armedcruisers.I'veenteredmyauthorizationcode,hereplied.We'rereturningfrom

    assignmenton

    Disarmyourweaponsystemandpreparetobeboarded,interruptedthe

    unseenCommander.Youwillnotreceivethisinstructionasecondtime.

    SpillswitchedoffthecomandlookedatMelendez.Doit,hesaid.Theyd

    betterbebringinganengravedapology.

    Melendezhitabuttonontheconsoletolowertheboardinglift,thenpowered

    downtheweaponsystem.Itwasasymbolicgesture;theJasper'smoderatefirepower

    waspracticallyuselessagainstthecruisers.Itstwolightcannonsweredesignedfor

    disablingrunawaybugships,notbattlingcruisers.

    CadetJackaby'svoicecameovertheintercom.Uh,hestammered,arewe...

    okay?

    Boardingpodisonitswayover,repliedSpill.Preparetostandatattention.

    SpillandMelendezwaitedinsilence,watchingforapodtojettisonfromoneof

    thecruisers.Afteramomentofinactivity,Melendezmurmured,What'sgoingon?

    Spillwaswonderingthesamething,butwhenheswitchedthecombackonto

    inquire,thesignalwouldn'tconnect.Thespeakeremanatedagarbledmixofmodulated

    voicesignalsandwhitenoise.Spillcursedandmuttered,Thisisnotimeforasignal

    wash.

    HeturnedtoaskMelendezforanintegrityanalysis,butshewasstaringintentlyat

    thecomspeaker.That'snotawash,shesaid.It'sascramble.Irecognizethe

    pattern.

    Can'tbeascramble,saidSpill.Howdotheyexpectustosignalcomplianceif

    they'vescrambledthe...Thewordsfellfromhislipsandhisinsidesslowlysank.How

    longhaditbeensincethecommandtostanddown?Thirtyseconds?Fortyfive?He

    switchedthecomtointernal.Rey,Jackaby,hesaidflatly.Strapyourselvesdown.

    Captain,you'renotbeganMelendez,butbeforeshecouldfinish,allfour

    patrolcruisersfiredtheirmassivemulticannonsstraightattheJasper.

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    Blazingblueblastsofdestructiveenergyscreamedtowardthem,butSpillwas

    readyatthehelm.Withfocusedprecisionhetwistedtheship'shandlebarsinwardand

    theJasperdroppedstraightdown,narrowlyavoidingannihilation.Thecruisersfired

    againandbegantoreforminanattackpattern.SpillreversedthedropandtheJasper

    shotstraightupintotheairspaceithadoccupiedonlysecondsbefore.Thecruisers

    anticipated

    the

    move,

    however,

    and

    the

    shock

    of

    impact

    was

    devastating

    as

    a

    solid

    bolt

    ofbluefireexplodedagainsttheJasper'slightarmor.Inthecockpit,everylightonthe

    consoleflashedwildly,thenbegantoblinkout,onebyone.

    That'sourmainframe,saidMelendez.Com'sgone.Navcoordisout.

    Notmyfirsttimeflyingblind,saidSpill.Hehitthethrustersandspeddirectly

    towardthepatrolcruisers,weavingthroughspace,dodgingwhatwasnowafullblown

    assault.Intheflashingrainofmissiles,theJasper'struecapabilitiesrevealed

    themselves.Thesmallsleekcraftveerednimblyinbetweenthedeadlyblasts,

    exhilaratingSpillwithitsfluidresponsiveness.

    Hezoomedupbeneaththeforemostcruiserandspedalongthelengthofits

    underbelly.Theothercruisersceasedfire,waitingforhimtoemergefromtheother

    end,andtheCommandersmusthaverealizedhewasmakingabreakforit.They

    invertedtheirthrustersandpreparedtoreversedirection,butSpillwasalreadynearing

    thetailendofthecruiserabovehim.Theyweren'tgoingtocatchhim.

    TheJasperemergedatfullspeed.Spillreleasedthecockpitandswungaroundto

    facethecruisers.HeengagedtheJasper'scannonsandfiredoffafewtokenshotsas

    theyspedaway.Thecruisersreturnedfire,butSpillwasalreadyoutofrange.

    They'regoingtosendoutpatrolships,saidMelendez.

    Itwon'tmatter,saidSpill.Standardpatrollerswon'tcatchus.

    Afteramomentofsilence,Melendezasked,Whatnow?

    Spilllookedather.Wefigureoutwhat'sgoingon.

    #

    Thecockpitaccessportslidopenandrevealedchaos.Everythingonthedeckhad

    beenthrown,smashedorupset.Theoverheadlightswereflickeringonandoff,andthe

    integrityalarmblared.JackabyandReystaggeredtowardSpill,boththeirfacesadorned

    withscratchesandlacerations.

    Spillreachedforanearbyaccesspanelandsilencedthealarm.

    Wereweattacked?demandedJackaby.Spillnoddedashesizeduptheir

    wounds.Nothingserious,thankfully.Allheneededwasanegligencechargeontopof...

    whateverelsewasgoingon.

    Where'sLieutenantMelendez,askedReyfearfully.

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    She'sflappingourwings,saidSpill.NavsyswasfriedwhentheGPCsattacked.

    We'reonmanual.

    Ittookamomentforthemeaningtopenetrate,butwhenitdidthecadetseyes

    grewwide.PatrolCruisers?askedReyslowly.Why

    Idon'thaveanyanswers,saidSpill,butIdohaveaplan.There'sanoutpostin

    CamberSystem,threehoursfromhere.We'llpatchupthereandgetthisstraightened

    out.

    Beforemorequestionscouldbeasked,theroomwentblack.Foroneterrifying

    second,darknessengulfedthedeck,thehumoftheenginesdisappeared,andthe

    Jasperwasdriftinginthesilent,uttervoidofspace.Inthespaceofabreath,thelights

    flickeredbackon,theenginesthrobbedbackintoaction,andtheyweremovingagain

    WemayhavetodockbeforeCamber,saidSpill,mostlytohimself.

    Jackabyturnedandbeganpickingupthescatteredcontentsofthecabin.Rey

    lookedatCaptainSpillasagirlmightlooktoherfatherforreassurance.Hereturnedher

    gazewithanevenstare,andsheunderstood.Herbackstiffenedandshesetherpetite

    jaw.WithacurtnodsheturnedandbegantohelpJackabycleanupthemess.

    SpillturnedbacktowardthecockpittoseeMelendezstandingbesidehim.He

    gapedather.Getbacktothehelm!heshouted.Areyoutryingtogetuskilled?

    I'vegotnocontrol,Captain,shesaid.

    Spillstoppedandlistened.Thrustersarefiring,hesaid.

    We'redefinitelyflying,sir,shesaid.ButI'mnottheonedriving.

    SpillspunaroundandlookedatStamp'sbunk.Itwasempty.

    Jackaby'smouthworked,buthecouldn'tmakeitsayanything.Reyspokefor

    themboth.Wemusthavelostthecontainmentfieldwhenthemainframesputtered.

    SpillunlatchedtheEMBlasterfromhiship.Lookforyourweapons,hesaid.He

    glancedatthearmscabinetonthefarwallandwasrelievedtoseethelockindicator

    stillglowing.Lieutenant,holdthedeck.

    Hecrepttothestairwellinthecenteroftheroomandpeereddown.Nothing.He

    drewhisblasterandcreptslowlydownthestaircase,searchingthereceivingstation

    belowforanymovement.Satisfiedthattheareawasclear,hedescendedtothebottom

    andmovedswiftlytotheenginebaydoor.Withhisweaponaimedatthedoor,he

    tapped thereleasebuttononthewall.Thedoorhummedforasecond,thenmadea

    grindingnoiseastheinternalmechanismstrained.Whenthemechanismgaveup,Spill

    openedtheaccesspanelonthewallandpulledthemanualreleaselever.Thelatch

    releasedwithaloudclick,butthedoorremainedfirmlyinplace.

    Spillstuckhisblasterbackinitsholsterandclimbedbackuptothedeck.

    MelendezandthecadetswereseatedattheconferencestaringatJackaby'sworkpad.

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    ThegoodnewsisthatStamphasevidentlyfixedthenavcoord,saidSpill.The

    badnewsisthathe'shotwireditandsolderedhimselfintotheenginebay.

    Captain,saidMelendez,theglowoftheworkpadsoftlyilluminatingherface.

    We'vegotbiggerproblemsthanStamp.

    SpillwalkedoverandtooktheworkpadfromJackaby.Thescreendisplayeda

    networkbroadcastnotification.AsSpillreadtheheadline,hewasoverwhelmedbythe

    sensationthathisentirelifehadjustslippedaway.

    WANTED:GalacticPatrolSquadJasper,formurderandfortreasonagainstthe

    UnitedGalacticSystems.CaptainMurielJ.Spill,LieutenantJanetL.Melendez,Cadet

    JennaC.ReyandCadetCorelF.Jackabyrepresentaphysicalandviolentthreat.Private

    citizensarenottoengagethefugitives,butarerequiredtocontacttheirlocalGPF

    authorityiftheyacquireanyinformationtothefugitives'locationoractivities.This

    noticeisineffectforallsystems.

    Spillstaredattheworkpad,readingthenoticeoverandagain.Doesntmakeany

    sense,hemuttered.

    Itlookstheybroadcastitthismorning,saidJackaby,shortlybeforewelanded

    atCandlevar.

    Strangethattheydidn'tjustcallusback,saidMelendez.

    CaptainSpilltossedtheworkpadaside,walkedtothecockpitaccessportaland

    peeredthrough.Outbeyondtheglasshesawaninfinitefieldofstars.Thousandsof

    planetsandyetsuddenly,hehadnoplacetogo.

    Melendez,hesaid,stillstaringoutatthevastexpanse.Trytogetintothe

    coordinatesgridandseeifyoucanfigureoutwhereStamp'stakingus.Whereveritis,we'llneedtobeready.

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