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The Rathole Renagade

Issue #7 .50 thronegelt/issue

Monster Attacks on the Rise

Rathole residents are beingwarned today to avoid travellingalone as yet another lone victimwas claimed yesterday. ForgissFlandhiem wasstumbling home after afinal round at RiggsRaucous Drink-Pit whenauthorities believe hewas set upon by severalbeasts. The beasts torethe drunk to shredsleaving little evidencebehind. It were likesomeone done threwdhim inta the rocktumble-basher at thequarry an then fed whatwere left to a rabidwaste gnasher! claimedRoota Hokney the streetcleaner who foundForgisss remains. Thismost recent attack brings thetotal in the last two months toseventeen dead and one injured.The only survivor, Lilith Destri,was able to put together the

featured drawing from hermemory of the attacker. Itwere like a giant bug man wifrazors for claws and horriblebite-y teefs claims the mangledyet recovering Lilith.Campaign Event: Until thenext issue of the Rathole

Renegade all games will beplayed using the monter rollas described in thescavengers scenario( allresults of a 6 on the monsterchart mean the fighter has

gone out of action instead ofdying outright).

Mutants and Cultists andFreaks, Oh My!

The Riot Grrlz foundthemselves the target of avicious punitive campaign wagedby a group of hideous outcastscalling themselves the FesteringBrotherhood this week. SeveralEschers were killed or wounded

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in the struggle, as were severalof the cult.

The first reprisal happenedwhile Escher ganger Helenareturned from the gangs

settlement in Sleepless Hollowafter trolling for juves. She wasset upon, outnumbered four toone in a desperate struggle. Allto quickly the ganger washacked to a bloody pulp by agiant, hulking monstrosity,known in the outlands asSwamply.

The Riot Grrlz vowed revengeon the worshippers of the dark

lord of disease and assembled,ready to take on their foul foe. Itwas at that moment that theyspotted some valuable shinnybits scattered on the ground anddecided theyd be damned ifthey were going to let the greasyfreaks get their paws on theloot!. As they sprung into actionthe Brotherhood descended onmass, driving a pack of mindless

mutants ahead of them. Thesneaky Swamply and a cultisthad snuck up on the Grrlz andspringing from his cover he senta giant harpoon flying, knockinga poor juve off her feet. ThisShock sent the Escher leaderMiranda diving for cover.Unfortunately a slithering beasthad already claimed the pipethat she intended to use,

grabbing her; it pulled herkicking and screaming into thepipeline below where she wasable toexterminate her gooeyadversary.The mob of mutants shambledforward, eventually overtaking

the lead fighters of the Eschers.The zombie-like mutantsmanaged to pull down gangerKristie and were about tooverwhelm her closest mate who

had been taken down by ahorribly jagged throwing bladetossed by the Brotherhoodsother giant monstrosity. On theother side of the fight the RiotGrrlz were faring better. Thegangers had shot a triple armedabomination known asGrumblepants off a high gantryresounding in a splatteringcrunch from below. With their

leader nowhere to be seen andtheir centre about to collapse,the Eschers grabbed their injuredand fled the area.

Back at their hideout the RiotGrrlz tried to patch up theirwounded only to discover thatKristie had mutated, the darkstigmata appearing as a hornprotruding from her foreheadand oozing pustules all about her

body. She attempted to drag herhelper to the floor but was tooslow, receiving a merciful autopistol round to the cranium. Maythe Benevolent Emperor guideher to her rest

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New Temple Opens Doors,Closes Minds!

The New Temple of theSacred Martyr, Saint Ophistula,

Granter of the EmperorsCleansing Light has opened itsdoors to the public after monthsof building. The temple featurebeautiful frescos depicting themiracles of the life of SaintOphistula and her healing of theinfirmed of Aphiss-12. TheAcolytes and Priests offer theirservices five times daily and areavailable at all times for trials of

penitence and scourging ofimpurities. They warn that thedenizens of Rathole havelingered too long at the pond ofvice and must now repent andatone before all hope is lost andthe Emperors holy light isextinguished forever fromRathole!

Classifieds

Wanted: Looking for anyone whoknows how to repair andmaintain a Burlaxx patternHeavy Carbo-Dristate-ThoriumRe-bandalator. Please contactGunter at Aunt Tillys HappyCakes Bakery.

Found: one pair of Super GrippyGloves found attached to

reclamation vat 72 at 320 feet. Ifyou know who these belong to;please notify Reclami-Corp andthe owners next of kin.

Having Monster troubles? Worryno longer now theres NewMonster-B-Gone! The new

defence whistle. Simply blow,blow, blow! and the monsterswill go, go go!