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A M P E D BITS AND BOBS FROM T

CORNER OF COOLNESS A collection of some of the

most random crap foundabout the internet this month!

Now seriously,how many kidscan grow up say-ing they playedCrazy Train liveon stage with THE

Ozzy Osbourne? Well 9 year old YutoMiyazawa can forever brag to hismates, after this on stage display dur-ing Ozzys 2009 Blizzcon tour.

Y O U R P H O T O S O F F A M O U S P EE P SO R J U S T P I C S O F E P I C W I N !

Sit back andwatch in amaze-ment as Chunkfrom The Gooniesdeflects oncoming

bullets via Cpt. Pi-card from Star Trek thanks to hisTruffle Shuffle. Made even funnier bythe inclusion of classic Rammsteintrack Feuer Frei.

Search Picard Vs Chunk atYoutube.com

Type lol limewire into Googleand click Im Feeling Lucky

Guaranteed tohave fans fromboth forms ofpiracy institches, andmay even haveinvented a new drunken sing alonganthem! Just remember Do whatyou want cuz a pirate is free!

Search Ozzy Blizzcore2009 at Youtube.com

Watch good olGovernator ArnoldSchwarzenegger

as youve neverseen him before...busting out somemean shapes using glow sticks!

Type Arnie rave intoYoutube.com

So... Thrash Metal your thing? Argued endless hoursover whose better out of Megadeth and Metallica?Travel around at night yellingobscenities at emo kids andextracting violence uponthem? Well if not then here isyour thrash metal survival

guide of everything you needto know about being a fullyfledged metal head and af-terwards you can drink withyour buds and rock out tosome Slayyeerrr!!!

THRASH METAL1. The long hair!Its the unwritten rulewhich has now been writ-ten. You must have longhair. Without long hair youcant participate in somegood old fashioned head-banging. Without long hair you arent metal.2. Correct uniform:You will be torn apart un-less you get some torndenim jeans and a denim

jacket patched to highheaven with band patches.Even leather has creeped

back into the metal fashionafter Rob Halford deemedit acceptable for all redblooded males.3. Beer good! No beerbad!The key to being a metal-head: youve got to drinkbeer; lots of it. Whether itssitting about mourningDimebag Darrell or evendriving to church youvegot to crack open a coldone and drink! To othermetalheads this showsyour awesomeness and

will protect youre ever ac-cused of being a bit emo.4. SLAAAYYERRR!!!!!!When you shout this,everyone in the pits willunderstand you. It is themating call of all thingsthrash and must beshouted wisely. Some findduring a Sunday roast toshout it rather uplifting.5. The Thrash War:Metallica Vs Megadeth: Gowith Megadeth; gets othermetalheads harder than abikers helmet.

Where to start with...

Send in you videos and photos toAmped@carnage.com!

PICARD GOES RAMBO!

PIRACY RULZ!

ZAC CHILD!

TERMI-RAVER!

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YOUR MOANS, GRIPES, DEBATESAND EVEN SOME COMICAL STORIES!

I remember this year I went to see Dragonforce playin the Liverpool Academy when they played ThroughThe Fire and Flames and were joined on stage by allof the support bands. Oddly enough one of thebands were wearin just a sumo wrestling outfit butthe lead singers costume fell off and he was there onstage naked in front of everyone! The stage smeltlike eggs later on after that...

Felix Leyland, 20Via Email

A few years ago me an my mate were skating aroundLiverpool University and saw a tour bus parked aroundthe back. We decided to go over to it an find out whowas playing. As we got there we saw Jim LaMarca,the bassist of Chimaira getting out of the tour bus. Aswe didn't have tickets and were sure it would be soldout we went over to speak to him. My mate said, "Heyman, really sorry but is there any way you could get uson the guest list, some knob head stole our tickets."Jim then said, "If you can show me a good place to get

some food then definatly." We then walked down toMacDonalds by central station. Later on we watchedChimaira sound check, met the rest of the band andgot into the gig for free. Stampin Ground were sup-portin and it was fuckin boss!

Mike Gallagher, 22Via Facebook

THE POSSIBILITY OF REASON

I went to see Steel Panther on their sold outtour in Manchester and managed to get to thebarriers with a big gang of my mates, partic-ualarly my best mate Mel. Prior to the gig be-tween us we had Asian Hooker written on our chests. The gig was absolutely amazing andwe got a shout out about half way through andmy other friends managed to get them to playthe YMCA! it was an epic night and by way of an encore, they played a few Van Halen coversand were shouting for girls to come up frontduring Jump. All of a sudden a few of mymates launched me over the barrier and Isomehow ended up on stage, where JackDaniels told me the best thing to do at that mo-ment in time would be to get my boobs out! for-getting momentarily just how many peoplewere stood infront of me. Good times and atruly epic gig!

Lisa Wood, 21Via Email

P.S. Heres a photo of our Asian Hooker glory!

In December I went to the Taste Of Chaos tour with Killswitch Engageand In Flames, before the show I got to meet KSE and they wereawesome! During the gig I wrote Adam D's (guitarist) on my chestand during the 1st song he noticed and blew a kiss to me! Then later Ithrew thongs on stage and Adam D put them on the end of his guitar.P.s. They were NOT used!

Marissa Lowe, 19Via Facebook

THE END OF THONG-ACHE...

HOORAY FOR BOOBIES

Me and a mate travelled from liverpool over to Manchester in 2008 togo to the Apollo Theatre to see Paramore, and for no reason at all I

just started throwing up constantly for like an hour beforehand, havingto visit every other shop on the street to puke. We ended up gettingthe wrong tram to the Apollo due to my confusion and ended up smackbang in the middle of nowhere. We then ended up getting a taxi whichwas driven by a right weirdo, I felt like i was going to die. Unfortunatelyenough when we got there the gig wasnt until the day after...

Nikki Ainsworth, 21Via Facebook

MISERY BUSINESS...

Hi Carnage. I consider myself to be a hardcore music fan,going to gigs whenever the oppurtunity rises. It is that

extreme that I happily wait outside venues as early asthe morning so that I have a good chance of getting tothe front, as well as meeting the bands beforehand. At

many of these gigs I have participated in numerousshenanigans with my friends to pass the time. Two incidents

particularly stick out in my mind, as they happened the sameday. While waiting to see Devildriver in the Manchester Academy 2 in Novem-ber 2009 to pass the time I decided to take photos of an action figure that Ihad in my bag in several different locations such as bins, windows and evenon random people! It was then that me and a friend decided to sneak into achurch and attempt to take photos of the figure. Unfortunately after beingwatched for several seconds after entering we made a hasty exit through therevolving doors, which we broke and jammed after trying to exit at the sametime from both sides! We rejoined the Devildriver queue and within 10 min-

utes a police car mounted the curb and inspected the crowd before taking off down the road. I also attempted to do a jumping ballet pose by a bus that hada Fame advert on the side only to hit the bus and do a diving roll. The lookson the passengers faces was priceless!

Hunter G.N.C, 20Via Facebook

I went to see Lamb of God and met them all, and I nearly died. High-light had to be getting someone to take a photo of me air humpingRandy Blythe before the gig. I managed to get to the barrier and assoon as Lamb of God came on my sign saying 'Fly Randy Fly!' was inthe air. After a while he noticed it, and I threw my fairy wings at himand he put them on whilst singing Hourglass. A while after that hepointed at me and personally handed me a drumstick and blew me akiss! As well as Mark Morton remembering who I was whilst at barrier and told me he brushed his teeth. Most amazing gig, EVER

Lesley Jaggar, 17Via Email

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