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Transcript of Quixotic Exotic
Copyright 2014 by Ami Fazchas
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Fazchas, Ami
[Selections, 2014]
Quixotic Exotic / Ami Fazchas
p. cm.
ISBN 978-1-312-31283-8
1. [category]
I. Title.
Printed in the United States of America
5 4 3 2 1
CONTENTS
Preface ..............................................................
THE VIEW FROM THE #12:
PART 1 .......................................................... 1
MISSED ......................................................... 4
HOWEVER HARD YOU TRY,
IT’S ALWAYS A SELF-PORTRAIT. ........ 5
JMJ .................................................................. 7
VIEW FROM THE #12:
PART 2 - SWELTER ................................... 8
ACTION ...................................................... 10
SEX, LIES, AND INTROSPECTION ..... 11
PEDESTAL BOY ....................................... 15
THE MAN-BOY CLOWN ....................... 16
TWO TWENTY SIX AM ....................... 23
WE TOO MOVE ON TRACKS OF
NEVER ENDING LIGHT ....................... 25
REST ASSURED ....................................... 27
WATERMELON RAND .......................... 28
WHERE THERE’S SMOKE .................... 30
LET’S FACE IT… ...................................... 35
VIEW FROM THE #12: PART 3 - WILD OATS
...................................................................... 36
NO DOUBT ............................................... 38
DON’T SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD ..... 41
TWO WEEKS (TURKEY PARTS) ......... 48
ROBIN WILLIAMS DIED YESTERDAY
...................................................................... 50
PREFACE – PART TWO ......................... 51
TWITTERPATED .................................... 55
PREFACE
The Idea of writing a real live book is daunting
no matter how many times you sit and approach a
keyboard. Even now, I’m not entirely sure of the
ability of the words contained in the next fifty pages
or so. I can tell you that the Totino’s Party Pizza in
the oven I’m daring to call lunch has about ten
minutes left; so, there’s that. The organic, fair-trade,
coconut chai black iced sweet tea in the fridge is
aching to be paired with the melty MSG laden food
conglomerate-creation on which I’ve lovingly
sprinkled an Italian Herb mix on…for, you know,
that homemade feeling.
I seriously wonder where that pizza was made.
Really. People wonder all the time about how the
veggies in Winn-Dixie get on their plate, but does
anyone consider the provenance of the forlorn
frozen party pizza?
I suppose one could…Oh…wait...buzzer. I better
go get it, considering it took me two minutes to
finagle the microwave timer to the full fourteen
minute cook time suggested.
Enjoy.
-AF
Ami Fazchas
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THE VIEW FROM THE 12 PART 1
For a second between Polk and Cass, home
appears before me. I’d swear I’m on a rare deserted
corner of Washington Heights, the north block of
Barnard perhaps, where the old sky scrapers sit like
dormant volcanoes or spent fireworks that no longer
dazzle, greying and decaying in block-long gutters.
People don’t come to Tampa for the city. So
it’s corralled south of the interstate and suburban
sprawl surrounds the tiny bit of truly urban nucleus,
sending people from the deed restricted safety of
New Tampa and Brandon in to feed it, nurture it, in
sustain only, never to grow it. It could easily branch
out north hopscotching 275 if it weren’t for historic
neighborhood plaques, kept shiny in front of
deteriorating bungalows and archaic cigar roller’s
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cottages that lay like coffins end to end for blocks.
They are quaint in construction, easily the stuff of
tropical romanticism in their first decades.
Books will tell you suburbanization of the these
United States started in the 40s and 50s in response
to the baby boom, with an influx of track housing
built somewhere between the country and the city to
accommodate the progeny of the returning soldier,
but that would be a lie. Far before, it started, in the
late 19’oughts and 20s with these houses filled with
the good catholic Cubans, Georgia and Tennessee
rooted second-generation Tampanians, and other
immigrants of varying provenances, who sat elbow to
elbow in hot factories by the hundreds tirelessly
giving our city its fair nickname. Side by side,
sweltering in their work, side by side sweltering on
the street cars that now only run as tourist attractions,
side by side sweltering in those tiny wood frame one-
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ones without yards to speak of. Many of them have
been washed away in floods of years, weather beaten
and eventually put out of their misery.
Some though, remain as low rent tenant
houses, home to honest working mothers who still
need welfare after 40 hours a week or hipsters who
can’t afford Tampa’s imitation SoHo district (that’s S.
Howard Ave), or wigger druggies who have never
peaked beyond high school, all wondering
despondently why life continues not to work out for
them hoping the next scratch ticket or water
treatment sales pyramid scheme will allow them to
strike it rich.
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MISSED
While you get back what you want
I'm left with the consolation of a quiet dejection
Oh, I will put on such a good show!
Pretty faces lie so well about letting go
Live as though our time
Was some dream, magnificent...
Details traded every time I sort the remnants
I'd have done anything
To quell your concerns
But instead you made the choice
And left me here to burn
The booze, the boys
The music's noise
I find, are no replacement
Your touch, your words
Memory enacts displacement
Of time and interest
Though on a good day
I seem to get on
And find my way
But in solace, or parks near water
Pier 60, or the food court
My mind still wanders
Preying on happiness, it thwarts
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HOWEVER HARD YOU TRY, IT’S ALWAYS A
SELF-PORTRAIT.
The blonde
The brunette
The clown
The hobo
The need to be a savior
To make me believe I’m not the one drowning.
That of myself I revile.
And stay enslaved.
Crash course in you.
I study, a face:
a history
the baggage
the buds
the defeat
As I repeat the repent
And lament that I could be everything
Salutations to the sun,
Still irrelevant
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The angel
The devil
The jester
The bard
Remind me of The Unattainable
My unknown unworthiness
My not good enough
Despite…
The artist
The soldier
The lost
The independent
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JMJ
A sweeter note remembered
Caustic silence of a waiting room without end
Observation without contact, a clinical distance
Was I so insincere about our absence of sincerity?
A concerted effort to convince you of your
convenience.
Adjacent to untroubled embraces
Willing to accommodate your necessity
Deprivation in your absence - never saw that one
coming…
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VIEW FROM THE 12 : PART 2 - SWELTER.
It was one of those unforgiving Florida days.
The ones theme parks and vacation pamphlets fail to
mention. Where the heat compounds onto itself
and, the sun, if it had any concept of mercy, would
have shown it 25 degrees ago. But instead, it baked
everything with full menacing truculence of a
thankless forgotten god. It was as if we were the first
pagans to deny it as a deity a few millennia back.
Nearly 85 in temperature and humidity and it
wasn’t even 10am.
My…whoever, used to explain that to be born
here meant you were a teenage soul. That in past
lives you had endured pleasure and luxury, or
extreme third world poverty, for this was the middle
of the road. This natural pressure cooker was at
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once the best and the worst the climate had to offer.
The same person, some elder, I’m sure, assured me
that this once was a hellish place, but that through
piety, the fortunes of our fair city had grown. Not as
large as others, of course, but it was explained that
this was because it was so evil in the first place. We
had simply reached the middle.
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Action begets action; a body in motion
tends to stay in motion…what they will never
bother to explain to you is
how scary forcing yourself to gain
MOMENTUM
can be.
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SEX, LIES, AND INTROSPECTION
Why?!
A therapist would tell me that a well-adjusted
person would not let how desirable they are
romantically or sexually affect the rest of their lives.
Yet, here the fuck we are.
Mental images of dog food and a great searing
mass of momentum in my chest tell me something is
wrong. I feel like something wants to burst forth and
waylay the world to scorched earth crispiness. Put
some lemon on it I’m sure it’ll be delicious. Let it
burn, a putrid calamari, rolled in stale bread crumbs
and deep fried.
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The sun will decide if it wants to shine
momentarily; I’m sure of it.
I hold back the urge of my arms to spasm into
left hooks and right crosses. I feel so incredibly toxic.
Getting laid would help, but I’d just feel worse about
myself after. The sex you want, you ain’t gettin’. The
sex you gettin’, you ain’t want.
Sunshine, and too much to be done. Too
many friends that go silent when you’re at odds with
yourself. Too many I silence.
So, the instinct then is to run. I’ve bottomed
out on the high this city gives me. I need a new one.
This fucking argument again. I left to escape the
inevitable monotony, to a place that’s never that.
The place that’s least that. How many times do I
have to keep doing that? I’m the worst kind of
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person; I don’t want home, and I don’t want here.
I’m not sure where I belong and I want bits and
people from both. I will never be satisfied and I
detest it. I’m in pain….no really my torso aches when
I move the wrong way and feel like I’ve just been
shoved underwater without warning and my sinuses
are smarting.
I’m well aware of all the girls I can’t compete
with. The laundry list in my head is rife with
insecurities, but this is no romantic fucking comedy
or some justgirlythings schmaltz text image. They’re
real. People see them and I’m not pretty enough to
look past them. The Guy is not secretly thinking that
I’m worth it despite all of them. The one’s I’m
interested in are worth it, but don’t see that I am.
Alone. I did this alone. So many years put into
this, and now my focus is skewed and blurry. It’s
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easy when you know where you’re going. But,
opportunity without a destination….wandering….this
isn’t the time for that. That’s how these fucking
distractions occur. The cold heartless truth is that I
liked having the boyfriend PA. I got shit done. I
moved toward a better life for both of us when I had
someone taking care of the details.
I need a canvas…poster board, fucking
literally…I need to plan, to visualize all the plans I
have…all the roads I want to go down. Goddammit.
Fuck.
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PEDESTAL BOY
Graceful exits and loyalties.
Mine, with you, lie; always.
Housewives and playmates.
Clandestinely seeking the day you’re in need of a
teammate.
Search me out.
How could I not come running?
Pond to a fish bowl
…but hey, it’s cozy.
Safe.
Who could anticipate,
An empty canvas could be
So intimidating?
“Don’t expect me to keep waiting”?
Search for authenticity
and sick of self-insincerity.
Holdout and holdup for a pedestal boy’s love.
Absolution that ain’t never comin.
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THE MAN-BOY CLOWN
Inches away.
Inches that may have well been miles. She’d
have to travel that far to even be on his radar. That
was a lie.
She had been permanently taken off the radar.
A monolith explored, no longer interesting, just
something to navigate round.
After a boozy night in which she had ended up
in his bed and he in hers…a block apart, he had
asked to forget the ordeal. He didn’t feel so hot and
had had other things going on. She asked if he
would like coffee later in the week and he obliged,
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but instead of a time for chat, it turned in to running
errands - sending money home to the kids.
The kids.
He had said that that night. The night when he
was so many drinks in, clothes no longer felt
necessary, but picking out a watch for the next
morning did. Had mentioned in drunken honesty,
that She was a beautiful woman, but that she wasn’t
interested because he had them, and so he wasn’t
bothering.
It was true. His appeal was searing. Ambition,
talent, intelligence, looks, promised potential, all
wrapped up in a self-deprecating humor that created
a package at once, most charming and irresistible.
As the weeks went on He evolved into an object of
passive fascination.
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Why in the hell had she not said something that
night? Corrected him? Sucked his dick?
Something? Anything?
Instead, she sat, catching glances…settled and
unhappy into a position of secondary friendship.
Acquaintenship really, he barely talked to her. Not
that much of depth would come to mind if he did,
infatuation still had its horrid black magic hold on
her. Her neurons simply refused to process cohesive
thought. Her inner feminist railed at this, then railed
more at the implication that he was causing her such
distraction to begin with.
What she wanted to tell him was that, for the
first time in a long while, she had found someone
who fit. Putting the pieces together, he fit her plans
so uncommonly well, and he was an utter dork with
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a cheeky smile. He was the personification of one of
those really fancy four-syllable coffee
drinks…venti…with extra whip. Put a fucking bow
on the man’s head. She wanted him to know how
inexplicably she felt the instinct to insure his
happiness. That the notion that his ex, or anyone
would make him feel lessened for any reason, made
her unbearably offended. That, she felt innately he
was worth fighting for.
And the kids. Christ. He was enough of a
catch that she had rethought it. He had done that.
She had won out through shit bosses,
unemployment, destitution, a fault line family life,
on the thinking that a focus on the self was for the
best. Taking on a parental role scared the hell out
of her. It was a bit silly she thought to make it a deal
breaker just for dating, it seemed trivial but. Her
logic followed, though that, on your third chance in
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life, relationships become a game of strategy.
Standards were just that, and employed for a reason.
Dating best case scenario could lead to a steady
relationship, which is what she wanted, that in turn
could lead to marriage…someone to build an empire
of a life with. Thus, her logic followed, every guy
contained the possibility and promise.
The ideal she had for her own had seen many
revisions - mostly for the good. And, she was
incredibly aware of the possibilities she presented
too. Tottering into a theatre career after thirty, with
Ivy League debt wasn’t fantastically appealing, and so
the kids thing felt unfair. She had survived the
childhood where her best interests were neglected
and abhorred the idea of engaging maternity without
responsibility. She couldn’t become that person, it
was her greatest fear to do so. Not that they would
be hers, but the level of dedication involved in even
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bonus parenting…was that something she was
capable of? She recognized she would be
unprepared for motherhood in any shade for a while
and why not bar fathers from the list of possible
suitors?
Still.
She couldn’t help to feel something…a warm
expansion, a filling up…when he smiled. When he
dropped to his knees, sliding to her feet at karaoke
on the bridge of a boy band standard.
Such a lovely idiot this man-boy clown.
Why such triviality to this? It was confusing. A
culture of men touting self-confidence being the
sexiest thing about a woman underlied by a reality of
men scared. Scared of a woman who’s run the
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numbers on viability and wants to go full steam
ahead with someone she gathers can fulfill her and
someone she can do the same for. All that, waylaid
further by a pseudo-counter culture that dictates
insistence of near-indenture on the part of the man,
so that we appear to be the strong, confident women
men are meant to covet - all with a nametag of
equality peeling at the corners.
Relationships be damned and along with them,
sanity.
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TWO TWENTY SIX AM
Must decipher a way
To make favor sway
In my direction
See the world
And give a better inflection
To the verses of the bard
And Caryl alike
I might
Learn to finally fight
This feeling and flight
response.
Engage a self
renaissance.
To get what I’ve always imagined
Yeah I’ve got issues:
A localized economic depression
I’m short on financial supply
With an addiction to dreaming
And a view of my best life
That only keeps growing
I’ve gotten careless about the seeds I sow and..
Unfortunately caring is not an advantage
It just leads to damage
And false promise
Of reciprocation, a reason for staying.
So my only road then
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Is to approach life careless
Banking that no one will care less
About what I want and my success
But what to do
When that too,
Seems to betray me?
Denigrate me?
Make me less than
The woman I need to be to make it out
Survivor and sell out
“Get the fuck out.”
If I needed a catch 22
I’d read Heller
High Water, Rushed
Dreams crushed
One false move here you get the brush off
When you’re the dirt on the shoulder
It doesn’t matter how much you smoulder
How much you wish to catch fire
And burn brighter than the next voice
The next face
Keep the pace in this twisted foot race
Of memory and wit
This was never your competition to win.
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WE TOO MOVE ON TRACKS OF NEVER
ENDING LIGHT
0:03
You take my face
In your hands, soft.
Sleepy intent, awakening
0:20
Looking at something
Brand new
Was breath this hard to keep
0:34
A few seconds ago
First of firsts, Eyes don't close
Richest amber
0:54
We couldn't,
Not when
We've come this far
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1:05
Every second
Another expectation
Exceeded
1:28
Explore freely
This uncommon frontier
Something from a memory
1:47
Linear aberrations
A bleach blonde angel
Sun rises as you and I do
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WATERMELON RAND
Why do the words of Rand get so outshined by
the politic they create? Why does she need to be
labeled? At what point does the message of the
work that speaks to a few, itself become greater than
the passages that speak to many? Why can he words
not just be beautiful? Why can’t John Galt’s speech
be a light to any not sure of themselves, of their own
difficult ascension, of the ascension of the human
spirit? In politics, yes Rand may be the manifesto of
the conservative capitalist, but Galt’s speech is
decidedly liberal. In an early post-modern
ascription it progressively speaks to the individual
first.
How anyone cannot see these words as a battle
cry for upward mobility is astounding and a small
beauty of the work that is squandered.
Of course, one could argue that upward
mobility is most obviously a class issue, a lofty goal
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to be crushed by bipartisan interests. In reality,
though, I believe they simply differ on the means
and moral ambiguities that are employed in
achieving it.
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WHERE THERE’S SMOKE
That Damn Alarm. The batteries must be
going. Or, the harvest of our new neighbors
partaking is wafting through the vents upstairs. The
alarm downstairs isn’t going off.
I assure you nothing is on fire. Nothing in this
house is burning. Nothing at all. For the time being,
I am a Good Post-Modern Human. Consuming
without creating. No passion. No fruit.
Perhaps it’s the carbon dioxide monitor. How
horrible that would be. I could be sitting here
neglecting my apartments own death rattle. It’s been
hours, so I doubt it. I would have felt woozy.
Really nothing is incendiary here. Nothing.
Not a damn thing.
Trying to remember my practical chemistry.
Those Damn Alarms are set off by a chemical
reaction set up with in the alarm. If the smoke
particles reach beyond a certain parts-per-million
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near The Damn Alarm, the reaction occurs, and
bingo bango – Jimmy, Lassie, and the entire house
wakes before being incinerated to a crisp.
If it would just be consistent! No, That Damn
Alarm insists on wailing with no respect to pattern or
timing…or purpose other than getting attention.
“Change my fucking batteries, bitch!” it wails
incessantly whenever it pleases. What if anyone else
cried out so mercilessly as in days of old?
Something must be done. How could one
sleep with that sort of demand being made. What if
it really is carbon monoxide? How could one sleep
at all? How does one sleep ever? All the pissing
and breathing and natural functions we have to
control so consciously while awake, on complete
auto-pilot dormancy while we sleep. As if we’re not
even necessary. Imagine if we never needed to
ingest food or water, we could simply sleep. The
economy would be in shambles. All of it, all of the
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incredible sophistry of the world work system, it all
boils down to the need of nourishment, all the way
back to the cavemen. Someone had a little extra
meat from a hunt and someone had less and so
something of commiserate value was traded. Or,
maybe it was the other way round. Wouldn’t that be
interesting and so incredibly Post-Modernly
Human? In any case someone figured out that if
you had enough of something the other thought was
valuable, you could forgo and forget the hunting and
let someone one else handle it. The American
Dream folks, it’s really just The First Kings Dream,
the Caveman Dream - getting as much as possible
with as little distractive work as possible so that one
may do as one pleases as much as possible. There’s
always a tradeoff though. Those that didn’t want to
hunt ended up inventing agriculture, one of the
hardest types of work, to have something else to
trade. The First Kings had to provide peace and
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unity or risked deposition, no matter how much a
divine right they thought they had. Most Good Post-
Modern Humans trade our time doing jobs few of
us knew or cared to have in those passionate days of
childhood, all to be able to consume what we’re told
is good for us. Few of us seek out deviation. Few
need too or have the means to start any sort of
internal fire. So, no…there’s nothing burning in this
house of the Good Post-Modern Human. Not a
damn thing.
What about beans? Does cooking pinto beans
produce some odd chemical that sets off The Damn
Alarm mechanism? I don’t think they cooked all
the way through…for what it’s worth. Wouldn’t that
be the saddest last meal ever? This may be all poor
third-worlders live off of, but I bet they at least they
know how to cook them through. How could I
spark any revolution? Not this Good Post-Modern
Human, eating rice as white as the men who rule us.
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Not paying attention to the choosing of the Rice
Men. Not paying attention to The Damn Alarms.
Nothing. Not a damn thing.
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VIEW FROM THE #12: PART 3 - WILD
OATS
I never smiled on the bus. A young lady did
well not to, generally, lest she be taken as crazy,
naïve, or worst of all - interested. A short tentative
grin to assign I was of no harm, was all I bothered
with.
He had put on at another fifty pounds in the
last six years. Indeed, I barely recognized him. His
name was Josh or Jack or …Jason? Jesus. Not that
he was called Jesus.
Jason. I definitely think it was Jason.
Jason…er…suited him at least.
In any case he had verily lost his neck
completely since I saw him last and on the whole
seemed a sad sort. Young, frustrated. He must have
had his Bachelor’s by now and had only moved
from driving the campus shuttle to driving the city
bus.
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Largely someone I regret letting between my
legs. We pretended not to recognize each other, but
a woman never forgets her wild oats, at least if she’s
careful, or has a turn to the responsible.
He had been sweet, doting in fact. Took me
for lunch, ridiculously affectionate the entire date. I
didn’t find out about the girlfriend till after. Which
is just as well; presumably, she never found out
about me. It was never going to be serious; he was
an exploration, an experiment. I know I realized
with him that I thoroughly detested sex with the
lights on, but I simply adore it bundled up in covers
when there’s soft natural light at twilight or dawn,
maybe candles.
Either way there’s an oddness to knowing
you’re confined in a small space with someone
you’ve had sex with, not acknowledging each other.
Ships passing and all that…
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NO DOUBT
Past the edge of wondering if it’s wrong.
Will you still be interested
…when you find out where I live?
…where I’m from?
…who I’m from?
…what I do?
…what I want to do?
…what I want?
…what I need?
…what I think about your needs?
…when I say you’re not one of mine?
…when I want a dog?
Past the edge of wondering…
…when I want commitment?
…when I want chicken and grouper at the
reception?
…when the play sells and is a hit and
we’re going to be ok?
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…when I want to make you the father of
my children?
…who we should name them after?
…when I want to raise them secular
humanist?
…when the girl wants to do scouting and
the boy wants to be a dancer?
…when I’m laid off and you have to bear
the brunt?
Past the edge…
…when they’re off to college, the house is
empty, and it’s just us again?
…when you walk our daughter down an
aisle of her own?
…when you tell him how to make it work?
…when the first grand-child is born
…when I want to be cremated because I
think being scattered different places is
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romantic, but only partially because I also
feel something of death must be final?
Past.
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DON’T SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD
A: Don’t speak ill of the dead
B: Especially if they’re not dead
A: Now you little fuckers are going to come
out
B: Bastards
A: Cooling off
B: Seriously, seven of you?
A: Holy.
B: Don’t speak ill of the dead
A: Especially if they aren’t dead.
B: Anoles and geckos
A: Anoles and geckos
B: Non-native species
A: Don’t speak ill of the dead
B: Transient
A: Transplant
B: Pansexual
A: Tourist
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B: Especially if they aren’t dead
A: Tall + tan
B: Sundial effect
A: Ancient Greeks and their columns
B: Don’t speak ill of the dead
A: Lost weight
B: Rabbit’s food and dressing
A: Dressed
B: For a good bye
A: Especially if they’re not dead
B: Palm trees
A: Timidness
B: Stagefright
A: Relationships
B: Don’t speak ill of the dead
A: Especially if they’re not dead
B: C130s
A: Fight or Flight patterns
B: Nock
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A: Draw
B: Anchor
A: Aim
B: Release
A: Don’t speak ill of the dead
B: Especially…
A: Recoil
B: Eight glasses a day
A: Mobility
B: Quality of life
A: Good penmanship
B: Don’t speak ill
A: Especially of the
B: Professors
A: Snake oil salesmen
B: Women and children
A: White people
B: Especially if they’re not dead
A: Skin power
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B: They don’t like lettuce
A: Bastards
B: The ants do
A: Just the dressing
B: Hood ornaments
A: Tormentors
B: Fly systems
A: Fight systems
B: Lawn chairs
A: Mountains
B: Don’t speak
A: Especially if
B: Front doors slam
A: Clouds, windows, and wasps
B: Want in
A: Carpenters
B: Geometry masters
A: Hedged bets
B: I bet he forgets
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A: Pages to go
B: Footsteps unmeasured
A: Books half read
B: Unsung songs
A: Don’t speak ill of the dead
B: Especially if they’re not dead
A: Water-proof make-up
B: Sweat or tears?
A: Argentina
B: Hadrian’s Villa
A: Do you have your passport?
B: Ma’am, do you?
A: Have faith in the one true God?
B: Mold. Black mold.
A: Mother in Law to-be
B: 2 Eggs and Cakes
A: Babies
B: Settling up debts
A: Reclining
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B: Truffles
A: Pigshit
B: Cities. Ever bigger Cities.
A: Don’t
B: Ill
A: Speak
B: Of
A: Not
B: Especially
A: Dead
B: Echo
A: Bats
B: Family ties
A: GQ
B: Paris…Milan…Oregon …whatever
A: Threadbare
B: Flip-flop sandals
A: Nicer than home
B: Boys of Summer
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A: Sweetest days
B: Honeyed sunsets
A: Bright sweet days
B: Over analyzation
A: Call me a cab would you darling?
B: Blue Blue water
A: Something we were supposed to discover
millennia ago.
B: Another noose to escape
A: Don’t speak ill of the dead
B: Especially if they are not dead.
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TURKEYPARTS (TWO WEEKS)
Two weeks is just about the perfect amount of
time. People take two weeks of vacation, give two
weeks’ notice…that half month space of time is just
about the best. It’s enough time for someone not to
be rushed, but also enough for someone to make
plans.
Two weeks felt so perfect when I was in the
sand and sun and sunscreen. I still had time to call
up friends and ask to see and be seen. It apparently
was too much time for the job I had put in for. I
mean seriously, HR paperwork and background
checks would take two weeks, but it wasn’t good
enough for some lady in charge of hiring for some
on campus shlub. It felt a little ridiculous; I wrote
her back telling her, tactly, just that. Wwhen it was
only one week a near panic set in.
At two weeks you still can pull out hamburger
for pasta sauce later that night because it’s not quite
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time to swear off carbs just yet, forgoing, yet again
those particularly useless turkey parts that came with
the family package from the butchers. They’ve been
taking up space for nearly a month. No one’s quite
sure what to do or make of them. They just sit
frozen.
A fortnight is just enough time to find yourself
lonely with all the craziness of the immediacy of
social media. Calling someone every two weeks
used to mean you were interested, a close friend.
Now, texting someone every two days is requisite just
to be considered an acquaintance. Not hearing from
someone for two weeks puts you so out of the loop
an entire social presence can be destroyed. It’s
enough to become a frozen turkey part.
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PREFACE - PART TWO
The mood has changed in an instant. A 63
year old man hung himself yesterday and it changed.
Still put on tea in the morning. Out of Thompson’s
Irish, black coconut chai will have to do.
Sugar…damn, no agave. The tea and breakfast are a
nice distraction. I feel like I’m writing these eulogies
for the Faraway Unmet Teachers more and more
often.
I’m not saying the second half of this little romp
is going to get dark and morose here on out, but yes
indeed the mood has changed.
I had wanted to work with the man. Play off of
him as an actor, paint with him as a director. It is an
odd mourning, certainly a selfish one. I no long get
to laugh or cry or both because of him, there is no
chance now that our artistic paths can cross.
I am saddened primarily because of the loss of
potential. Secondarily, I mourn this gap, this hole
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now left in the American arts fabric. He was so
varied, his range so expanse that even now I think of
yet another title he led that felt so distant and distinct
from the others and feel the brunt of another sling.
Hook
…But then Patch Adams
…But then Good Morning Vietnam
…But then Dead Poets Society
…But then Jumanji
…But then Mork and Mindy
…But then Jack
…But then Flubber
…But then Fisher King
…But then Nine Months
…But then Bengal Tiger at the Bagdad Zoo
…But then One Hour Photo
…But then Fern Gully
…But then Live On Broadway
…But then Bicentennial Man
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…But then Aladdin
…But then Good Will Hunting
…But then Mrs. Doubtfire
…But then Happy Feets
…But then Awakenings
…But then both Night at the Museums
…But then Birdcage
…But then The World According to Garp
…But then Too Wong Foo
…But then Death to Smoochy
…But then Insomnia
…But then August Rush
…But then The Butler
…
Even now I wonder: did he ever work with Bill
Murray? I bet they would have played off each
other so well.
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In any event, this does seem to be the day the
music died, for our generation.
James Lipton famously concludes every session
of Inside the Actor’s Studio with the final question
of the Pivot Questionnaire. When I got home from
the café last night, I rushed to my copy of Inside
Inside to double check Robin’s answer as if it was
some way-marker, some last gem of advice:
“If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear
God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?”
“The concert begins at five. It’ll be Mozart,
Elvis. Or – just to know that there’s laughter. Just to
hear God say, “Two Jews walk into a bar…”
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TWITTERPATED
25 JUL – It was not till I could see, that I did
not want to close my eyes. #NewGlasses
4 MAY – No. No more writing. I refuse! Ok,
I acquiesce. Whoa. I spelled acquiesce right on the
first try… #finalsweek #papers #fml
13 APR - #ThoughtForTheDay : In respect to
#love, the unexpected – the unlikely is always more
interesting and more genuine.
6 APR - #liveBelowTheLine week? Bih…this is
a #liveBelowTheLine year.
3 MAR – What am I wearing? The t-shirt is
@adidas and the jeans are @lanebryant #redcarpet
#Oscars2014
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2 MAR – I changed my text tone to the
#MightyMorphin #PowerRangers communicator
beep. *Laughing my ass off everytime I get a
message.* #ClassicMMPR
14 FEB – DAMMIT ELSA! YOU CAN
STOP LETTING IT GO NOW! WE GET IT!
#ThunderSnow #WTF #NYC
14 DEC – I can make you believe we’ve been
in a relationship for years in a matter of minutes if
you let me…it’s kind of what I do. #PartOfTheGig
13 DEC – “You think we just got #SoloCups to
waste?! Put your name on it and wash that shit out.”
#finalsweek #OverheardGSLounge