Presenting BABA of

the BATCH !!!!!

Baba Version 1 : Ghissu side of Baba

CMS Lecture : Arey yeh toh marketing management mein

padha tha !!Arey..yeh toh easy hai…first term mein tha na yeh sab….

Eats, drinks, sleeps and loves

operations………BUT ..the

irony is……. missed 4 in

Operations Man.

DML…IR 2

Baba Version 2 : Majnu side of baba!!

Pardesiyon se na ankhiyan milaana……..Pardesiyon ko hai ek din jana…………

Love hua ..ab yeh na pucho yeh kab hua….

Baba’s efforts :

increased the group

size to take her in the

group...

Exchange term

…..went to the class 15

min earlier to sit beside

her…..

When failed to impress

her….yeh toh Indian

style ka pyaar hai…

Only wish in Exchange term that remained

UNFULFILLED: to take all exchange-girls to Agra…

Baba Version 3 : Bhukkar side of baba!!

Eats like

Looks like

Baba Version 4 : ladies’-man- side of baba!!

Ai Qasim…Qasim…aaj

main kaisi lag rahi hun….

Oh mere Harry Potter!!!

Kubul hai …kubul hai ..kubul

hai !!!

Yaar mujhe Qasim k paas

baithna hai …

Babaji – Khusur Phusur Version 1:Lots of Gyaan

and Political ideas given by

him

Tu Gyaan ka Sagar hai,, fundo ki bhandaar hai. Teri gyan ki ek boond ke pyase hum.Tu dhaar

hai nadiyaan ki,hum sab tera kinnara hai.Tu

humara Sahara hai

Baba Version 5 – “Ichhadhari naag Waali Memory”

He is believed to take memory pictures of stuff

which he sees.

Proof: He remembers each and every bit of Matrix code

shown in the movie!

Many of his friends prefer asking him rather than going to google as his answers are more faster

and accurate!!

इच्चधा�री� ना�गिना की� खो�ज मे�!

Find out 3 similarities between the two ?

Dono Dhadiyal hai !

Dono Baba hai !

Aur Teesra ?

Qasim: Kaha se aa rahe ho?Mango people: Mess seQasim: kya kar rahe the?Mango people: breakfastQasim: Is time per?Mango people: Late utha Qasim: Aisa kaise ho gaya?Mango people: Late soya tha Qasim: Kitne baje?Mango people: 5 AMQasim: 5 AM late kaha hota hai?Mango people: Last night bhi nahi soya tha?

Qasim: Kyon kar rahe the? Mango people: ProjectQasim: 1 project ke liye 2-2 nightout?Mango people: baki ne free-ride kiya Qasim: karne kyon diya? Mango people: unke fever tha Qasim: kab fever hua? Mango people: 2 din pahle Qasim: 2 din pahle to mein unse mila tha, sab theek they Mango people: pata nahi, lekin ab mujhe fever aa raha, chor do baba pls!!!

Ajeeb dastan hai yeeeee

Kahan shuru kahaaa khatammm

Ye manjile kaun siiiiii

Na tum samajh sake na hummm

Tum hamare phone, Hum tumhare Sim

Tum hamare bartan, Hum tumhare VIM

Tum baitho mago, Hum jayen Gym

Hum hai Neha, Tum hamare Qasim

Neha Ka-Sim Chupaana bhi nahi aata..

Batana bhi nahi aata….

Piya maine khoob Juice,Kapde pehne bahut thoosh thoosh,

Aao karo mujhe aaj Hoosh,Main hota hoon bahut khush khush !!

Tonight @ A-base!

Poem Credits: चडढी� छा�प कीगि� दी�प� ज�नाना!