Pygmy Goat 1 Canned Chickpeas 1 Little Girl...

Pygmy Goat

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I will be your special friend.It’s ok. I won’t judge you.

4Origin Bonus: Middle East

Canned Chickpeas


There are those that don’t likechickpeans, yet you like humus.


Little Girl Doll


One key to cultural conformitylies in what dolls they hold.


Pashmina Scarf


I’m on a boat.I’m on a boat.


Camel Lapel Pin


People always ask.. Is that a llama?An alpaca? NO! It has TWO humps!


Falafel Cookbook


You’ll never know what it tasteslike unless you try it.


Opium


Don’t eat poppy seed bagelsbefore you a drug test.

-3Origin Bonus: Middle East

Durian


You’re just as likely to be killed bya Durian as you by a shark attack.

1Origin Bonus: Asia

Jade Budda Statue


He rubs the belly for good luck.Feng Shui or fetish? You decide.

1Origin Bonus: Asia

Kimchi


It’s stinky, but it tasks good!it’s the Feta cheese of the orient.

1Origin Bonus: Asia

Chinese Lanterns


I have no idea how these thiingsaren’t the cause of more fires.

1Origin Bonus: Asia

Porip


Regarded as being one of thehighest quality covered hat types.

1Origin Bonus: Asia

Red Envelopes


The reason why you visit Grandma,even though she smells like Bengay.

1Origin Bonus: Asia

Sharpei


Hyaluronic acid gathers under theirskin and causes the wrinkles.

1Origin Bonus: Asia

Wasabi


If someone challenges you to eatwasabi, remember you can say no.

2Origin Bonus: Asia

Radishes


Apparently, eating a bunch ofthese will make you want to pee.

1Origin Bonus: Latin America

Coffee Beans


Lightly roasted beans have LESScaffeine than dark roasted beans.


Piñata


Beat the animal until it’s insidesfall out all over the ground.


Avocado


It derives from a word meaning:“Testicle”


Sombrero


It goes on your head and protectsyou from the sun.

-1Origin Bonus: Latin America

Tamales


At least they didn’t make aniPocketWatch. That’s stupid.


Box of Cigars


Even the most masculine man in theworld wouldn’t share his last Cuban.


Herion


He ask me to swallow balloon. Ineed money. So, I swallow balloon.


Fast Food Meal


Sometimes access to affordablefood isn’t the best food for you.

1Origin Bonus: North America

Friendship Bracelet


You were supposed to wear themuntil they got worn out & fell off.


Chinese Takeout


They say that you will be hungryin less than an hour.


Sneakers


I told him that it wasn’t safeto smell my shoes.


Duct Tape


The great universal fix-anythingtool of the United States.

-1Origin Bonus: North America

Cigarettes


One of many things that hurt youbut yet people use it any way.


Road Flares


I learned the hard way thatflares are not hand-held devices.


Brass Knuckles


What happens in fight club,stays in fight club.


Religious Fanatic


For thine is the kingdom, thepower, and the glory forever.

-2 Flagellants


It hurts so good.You want to try?

-2Religious Fanatic: Lose 2

More Flagellants


Just whip yourself until theplague ends. I swear it will work.

-2Religious Fanatic: Lose 2

Socialist


You worked hard so Ididn’t have to.

-2 Che Guevara Shirt


Buying and wearing that t-shirtis actually helping a capitalist.

-1Socialist: Lose 2

Personal Debt


If you can’t pay for it in cash,don’t buy it. You don’t need it.

-2 Credit Card


Soon all cash will be gone and wewill all have to use our phones.

1Personal Debt: Lose 3

Luxury Vehicle


I have to eat ramen noodles for5 years but it parks itself!

2Personal Debt: Lose 4

Crayons


Even in a rainbow, some colorsare put before others. HmmÉ

1Teacher: Gain 1

Pickpocket


What’s yours is now mine.Unless you’re wearing spandex.

-1 Nurse


Nursing is the most thanklessjobs in the world. Ask any mom.

3

First Aid Kit


When you actually need one, it’sfilled with 5 year old ointment.

2Nurse: Gain 1

Stethoscope


If you put this on your butt,you can hear the tiny farts too.

2Nurse: Gain 1

Auto Mechanic


You say you have to buy your ownthings on order do your job, eh?

2

Monkey Wrench


You say you have to buy your ownthings on order do your job, eh?

1Auto Mechanic: Gain 2

Taxi Driver


Those ride services really putthe pinch on our monopoly.

1 Leather Gloves


If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit.- 1995 O.J. Simpson Trial

1Taxi Driver: Gain 1

Air Freshener


What fragrance would alumberjack have in his car?

1Taxi Driver: Gain 1

Trash Collector


I may smell bad, but I makemore than most of you people.

3 Garbage Bags


I got a good deal on these frommy friend Dexter.

-2Trash Collector: Gain 4

Museum Curator


If it’s tastefully done, it’s notconsidered the P-word.

2 Fine Oil Painting


This flavor text has intentionallybeen left blank.

1Museum Curator: Gain 1

Boxcutter


Don’t cut towards you unless youwant to see your guts.

-1Museum Curator: Gain 2

Chef


If you have a credit card, whydo you need to learn how to cook?

2 Pizza Cutter


No matter how you slice it,ugly is still ugly.

-1Chef: Gain 2

Salad Fork


Don’t take the cork off the fork.What is the cork on the fork?

1Chef: Gain 1

Drug Dealer


Hey, you wants some candy?It’ll make you feel good.

-5 Syringe


They know sharing needles canspread HIV, but they do it anyway.

-2Drug Dealer: Lose 2

Electrician


Putting a screwdriver into a liveAC socket is not a smart thing.

2

Toolbelt


Admit it, when you were a kidyou called it your utility belt.

2Electrician: Gain 1

Blow Torch


As with most things, it’s only bad ifyou don’t use it as intended.

-2Electrician: Gain 2

Piano Tuner


All the same tools as yourevery day serial killer.

2

HIV/AIDS


In 2010, the CDC declared HIVno longer a communicable disease.

-1 Nervous


Shakings hands with someone withsweaty palms is super gross.

-3 Satellite Phone


Sometimes it’s the the onlytype of phone that will work.

1Nervous: Lose 2

Janbiya (Dagger)


A common fashion accessoryworn by men age 14 and above.

-3Nervous: Lose 2

Perchloric Acid


Who are you?I’m the cleaner.

-3Nervous: Lose 2

Charismatic


Being nice will get you most ofthe way there most of the time.

3

Kevlar Vest


It’s not the gun that kills,it’s the person holding the gun.

-2 20 ‘D’ Batteries


D! Learn to SpeakEnglish first all right?! D!

2Musician: Gain 2

Blue Prints


How do you know which Jenga pieceis the best one to pull out?

-2Engineer: Gain 2

Snorkeling Gear


If they fell forward, they wouldstill be in the boat!

2 Fishing Tackle Box


Children don’t even want totouch a fish because they are gross.

1 Pocketwatch


At least they didn’t make aniPocketWatch. That’s stupid.

2Clock Maker: Gain 2

Lifeguard


People think we are like a TVshow, but really we drink a lot.

3 Rescue Tube


Sometimes I stop and think...... do I really want to save him?

1Lifeguard: Gain 3

Clock Maker


Tick-tock. The mouse ran--mouse?! Eeek!

1

Karate Instructor


When is it ever useful to chopwood with our hands?

2 Musician


Streaming pays as little as$0.005 per stream. Uhg.

2 Engineer


I is smarter than you.Bridges build I must.

2

Alarm Clock


Not meant to be disassembledand re-packaged into a briefcase.

1 Water Bottle


In this instance, who gives atwo damn about BPAs?

3 Hipster


If you like beards and coffee,this is the lifestyle for you!

-2

Café Americano


Poitically incorrect namefor a coffee beverage.

1Hipster: Gain 2

Wool Beanie


A staple wardrobe requirementof the serious hipster.

1Hipster: Gain 2

Outdoorsman


He’s a lumberjack and he’s ok.He works all night and sleeps.

2

Fire Starter


Makes it so much easier tostart a fire when you need one.

-3Outdoorsman: Gain 5

Hammock


All you need is two trees and youcan have a comfortable night.

2Outdoorsman: Gain 1

Rhesus Monkey


Someone had a bad idea andacted on it. Why? Just…why?!

-1HIV/AIDS: Lose 2

Funded Campaign


Making the United States PostOffice Great Again!

3Kickstarter Creator: Gain 2

Failed Campaign


Back to the drawing board.Are you sure it’s a good idea?

-3Kickstarter Creator: Lose 4

Kickstarter Creator


Unfortunately, if you build itthey may not actually come.

2

Staff Pick


You are the chosen one! Blessedby the Kickstarter gods!

1Kickstarter Creator: Gain 4

Kickstarter Backer


A fool and his wallet are easilyparted by good tech gadgets.

2 Teacher


We really need to try harder toraise useful members of society.

4

Calculator


When I was a kid, all I could spellon a calculator was BOOBLESS.

2Teacher: Gain 1

Kickstarter 01


It’s like digital crack.You keep buying and buying.

3 Kickstarter 02


It’s like eBay and youalways have a winning bid.

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