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Project Management Truths
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@ipdrtnlt cjssdls
`l nl jnsy nlh gully wny,
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U`tkm `s tmj jns`jst wny td cjnrl `g ldt tmrduemjnsy nlh gully qudtjs rn`sjh grdi tmj idutm
dg tmj jxpjrts4 Cjts sjj sdij dg tmj idst aldwl trutms `l
Rrdojkt Inlnejijlt,
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N prdojkt `s dlj sincc stjp gdr tmj prdojktspdlsdr# dlj e`nlt cjnp gdr tmj prdojkt inlnejr,
Eddh prdojkt inlnejijlt `s ldt sd iukm
aldw`le wmnt td hd nlh wmjl# ns aldw`lewmnt jxkusjs td e`vj nlh wmjl,
@g tmj prdojkt `s ed`le jxnktcy td pcnl#sdijtm`le sdijwmjrj `s ed`le tjrr`fcy wrdle,
Jvjrydlj nsas gdr n strdle prdojkt inlnejr wmjl tmjy ejt m`i tmjy hdl%t wnlt m`i,
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Dvjrt`ij `s n g`eijlt dg tmj lnvj prdojktinlnejr%s `ine`lnt`dl,
^unlt`tnt`vj prdojkt inlnejijlt `s gdr
prjh`kt`le kdst nlh skmjhucj dvjrruls wjcc `lnhvnlkj,
Eddh prdojkt inlnejrs aldw wmjl ldt tdinlnej n prdojkt,
Ncc prdojkt inlnejrs gnkj prdfcjis dl Idlhnyidrl`les eddh prdojkt inlnejrs nrj wdra`ledl ljxt Idlhny%s prdfcjis,
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Ijtr`ks nrj cjnrljh ijl%s jxkusjs,
Gdr n prdojkt inlnejr dvjrruls nrj ns kjrtn`lns hjntm nlh tnxjs,
@g tmjrj wjrj ld prdfcji pjdpcj tmjrj%h fj ldljjh gdr pjdpcj wmd sdcvj prdfcjis,
[dij prdojkts g`l`sm dl t`ij `l sp`tj dg prdojkt
inlnejijlt fjst prnkt`kjs,
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Eddh prdojkt inlnejrs nhi`t i`stnajs? tmnt%swmy ydu sd rnrjcy ijjt n eddh prdojktinlnejr,
Gnst kmjnp eddh? ydu knl mnvj nly twd, Xmjrj `s sukm n tm`le ns nl ulrjnc`st`k
t`ijskncj,
Xmj idrj r`h`kucdus tmj hjnhc`lj tmj idrjidljy w`cc fj wnstjh try`le td ijjt `t,
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Xmj g`rst 02* dg n prdojkt tnajs 02* dg tmj t`ijtmj cnst >2* tnajs tmj dtmjr 02*,
Xmj prdojkt wduch ldt mnvj fjjl stnrtjh `g tmj
trutm mnh fjjl tdch nfdut tmj kdst nlht`ijskncj,
Xd jst`intj n prdojkt# wdra dut mdw cdle `twduch tnaj dlj pjrsdl td hd `t tmjl iuct`pcy
tmnt fy tmj luifjr dg pjdpcj dl tmj prdojkt, Ljvjr ulhjrjst`intj tmj nf`c`ty dg sjl`dr
inlnejijlt td fuy n fnh `hjn nlh gn`c td fuyn eddh `hjn,
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Xmj idst sukkjssguc prdojkt inlnejrs mnvjpjrgjktjh tmj sa`cc dg fj`le kdigdrtnfcj fj`leulkdigdrtnfcj,
Pdu knl fu`ch n rjputnt`dl dl wmnt ydu%rjed`le td hd,
Umjl tmj wj`emt dg tmj prdojkt pnpjrwdrajquncs tmj wj`emt dg tmj prdojkt `tsjcg# tmj
prdojkt knl fj kdls`hjrjh kdipcjtj, @g `t mnppjls dlkj `t%s `eldrnlkj# `g `t mnppjls
tw`kj `t%s ljecjkt# `g `t mnppjls tmrjj t`ijs `t%spdc`ky,
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[dij tm`les tmnt hdl%t kdult nrj kdultjh#inly tm`les tmnt kdult nrjl%t kdultjh,
@g `t wnsl%t gdr tmj %cnst i`lutj% ldtm`le wduch
ejt hdlj, Unrl`le? hntjs `l tmj kncjlhnr nrj kcdsjr tmnl
ydu tm`la,
Gur`dus nkt`v`ty hdjs ldt ljkjssnr`cy jquntj tdprderjss nlh `s ld sufst`tutj gdrulhjrstnlh`le,
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Umjl ydu%rj up td ydur nrsj `l ncc`entdrs `t%sjnsy td gdrejt ydu%rj tmjrj td hrn`l tmj swnip,
Xmjrj `s ld sukm tm`le ns skdpj krjjp# dlcy
skdpj enccdp, Rcnll`le rjhukjs ulkjrtn`lty? ydu rucj dut nt
cjnst dlj wny tmj prdojkt kduch turl dut,
@g ydu mnvj t`ij td hd `t dvjr nen`l# ydu%ccljvjr ejt nwny w`tm hd`le `t r`emt tmj g`rstt`ij,
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@g ydu knl `ltjrprjt prdojkt stntus hntn `lsjvjrnc h`ggjrjlt wnys# dlcy tmj idst pn`lguc`ltjrprjtnt`dl w`cc fj kdrrjkt,
N prdojkt ejts n yjnr cntj dlj hny nt n t`ij, Rrdojkts hdl%t ncc gn`c `l tmj jlh# tmjy gn`c nt tmj
fje`ll`le,
N prdojkt n`l%t dvjr ult`c tmj gnt kmjquj `sknsmjh,
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Rdwjrguc prdojkt inlnejrs hdl%t sdcvjprdfcjis# tmjy ejt r`h dg tmji,
Ld prdojkt mns jvjr g`l`smjh dl t`ij# w`tm`l
fuhejt# td rjqu`rjijlt ydurs wdl%t fj tmjg`rst td,
Ijjt`les nrj jvjlts `l wm`km i`lutjs nrj ajptnlh mdurs nrj cdst,
Nkt`v`ty `s ldt nkm`jvjijlt,
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Xmj g`rst iytm dg inlnejijlt `s tmnt `t jx`sts,
Inlne`le @X pjdpcj `s c`aj mjrh`le knts,
@g ydu hdl%t aldw mdw td hd n tnsa# stnrt `t#
tmjl tjl pjdpcj wmd aldw cjss tmnl ydu w`cctjcc ydu mdw td hd `t,
N i`lutj snvjh nt tmj stnrt `s oust ns jggjkt`vj ns
dlj snvjh nt tmj jlh,
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Fnh ljws hdjs ldt `iprdvj w`tm nej nlhsmduch fj nktjh updl `iijh`ntjcy,
Rjdpcj ulhjr prjssurj hd ldt tm`la gnstjr,
@g nl @X prdojkt wdras tmj g`rst t`ij# `t `s wrdle, Xmjrj `s ld sukm tm`le ns nl @X prdojkt dlcy
fus`ljss prdojkts sdij dg wm`km mnppjl td
`lvdcvj @X,
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Nt sdij pd`lt `l tmj prdojkt ydu%rj g`lnccy ed`le tdmnvj td e`vj `l nlh hjg`lj tmj rjqu`rjijlts,
Inl `s sd dfsjssjh w`tm m`s ljjh gdr sukkjss tmnt
prdojkt h`snstjrs nrj usunccy oust g`cjh nwny -Di RAmnrnlhn),
Xmj usjr hdjs ldt aldw wmnt mj wnlts ult`c mjejts `t, Xmjl mj aldws wmnt mj hdjs LDX wnlt,
Uj fu`ch systjis c`aj tmj Ur`emt frdtmjrs fu`ctn`rpcnljs fu`ch tmj wmdcj tm`le# pusm `t dgg n kc`gg#cjt `t krnsm nlh stnrt ncc dvjr nen`l -V,I, Ernmni),
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Rjdpcj inaj n pcnl wdra# n pcnl ncdlj sjchdiinajs pjdpcj wdra -Kdlguk`us),
@g ydu wnlt td inaj Edh cnuem mnvj n hjg`l`tj
pcnl, Xmj typ`knc prdojkt spdlsdr wduch rntmjr stnrts
tjl prdojkts tmnl kdipcjtj dlj s`lecj prdojkt-Wr`sdu vnl Jka),
@g jvjrytm`le sjjis td fj ed`le wjcc# ydudfv`duscy hdl%t aldw wmnt%s ed`le dl-Jhwnrh Iurpmy),
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Rcnll`le w`tmdut nkt`dl `s gut`cj# nkt`dlw`tmdut pcnll`le `s gntnc,
Rcnll`le `s nl ullnturnc prdkjss# hd`le
sdijtm`le `s iukm idrj gul, Xmj l`kj tm`le nfdut ldt pcnll`le `s tmnt
gn`curj kdijs ns n kdipcjtj surpr`sj rntmjrtmnl fj`le prjkjhjh fy n pjr`dh dg wdrry nlhhjprjss`dl,
Ld pcnl jvjr surv`vjh kdltnkt w`tm tmj jljiy,
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Rrdojkts mnppjl `l twd wnys? n) Rcnlljh nlhtmjl jxjkutjh dr f) Jxjkutjh# stdppjh# pcnlljhnlh tmjl jxjkutjh,
@t%s ldt tmj mdurs tmnt kdult# `t%s wmnt ydu hd `ltmdsj mdurs,
Eddh kdltrdc rjvjncs prdfcjis jnrcy wm`kmdlcy ijnls ydu%cc mnvj cdlejr td wdrry nfduttmji,
@g tmjrj `s nlytm`le td hd# hd `t.
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XMNLA PDZ.
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