Princess presentation for slide show

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The Princess Golf Handbook is a humorous look at the game of women's golf. New rules, different definitions, entertaining with a great entertainer as a speaker for your event. Bobbi can Mcee your event and laugh until you cry. In Princess golf it is better to look good than to be good, the rules will make an entertaining tournament for your goup or charity. No more mulligans, buy Princess rules. Get a glass of wine and your favorite princess and read the book! The Princess is in the house!

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It is better to look good than to be good .

You lie and I’ll swear to it!

The Princess Golf Handbook

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The Princess Golf Handbook

• If you are disappointed when you score a par …

• If you can get out of a sand trap in one stroke …

• If you play golf because you think it’s a sport …

• If you break a nail playing golf and it doesn’t bother

you …

• If your outfit doesn’t match and you don’t care …

• If it matters more to you where the ball goes than how

your hair looks…

YOU ARE NOT A PRINCESS

PUT THE BOOK DOWN AND STEP AWAY

How to know if you are not a Princess

In a best ball

tournament,

anyone can see, I’m the

best ball .

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The Princess Golf Handbook YOU ARE A PRINCESS IF:

If you think golf with a caddie and a golf cart is exercise ;

If you can’t play because you can’t find your way cool sunglasses

;

If you know it is better to look good than to be good ;

If you say you play in the 80’s and you mean weather, not score;

If you think you can’t play golf without shopping in the pro shop

first ;

If you would even consider playing golf wearing pantyhose;

If you absolutely have to carry your makeup in your golf bag;

If you use your driver on a par three hole;

If all your clubs hit the same distance;

If you can use your driver for your short game;

If you take your purse dog to the golf course;

If you simply cannot play golf without your cell phone; and

If you are reading this book to get golf tips – you are a princess

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The Princess Golf Handbook

Have you ever been playing “lights out” golf but some boob laid the course out in the wrong place? You are hitting dog leg right and they laid the course out dog leg left? Why is that your fault? You had nothing to do with the layout, some other guy, you don’t even know came up with that. That is not your fault!

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The Princess Golf Handbook

The Princess Golf Handbook contains:

The Core Philosophy of

Princess Golf : It is better to look good than to

be good.

Princess Golf Terms Handicap: When a princess has to play with her husband.

50 – Count ‘em – 50 new rules for the Princess Golfer.

Check out a couple of rules on the next page –

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The Princess Golf Handbook

Unnecessary Lie Rule. Unlike unplayable lie, you could hit the ball, but why would you want to? The rule is you may move the ball two club lengths, as many club lengths as necessary to obtain a more favorable lie.

Titanic Putt Rule: If this ball had been the Titanic, It never would have sunk. You may putt to where the hole should have been and count only those strokes.

Rules of Princess Golf

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The Princess Golf Handbook

Who needs Princess Golf? Nobody…NEEDS Princess Golf

but, All women who play golf, want the assistance of more flexible rules than the ordinary, standard rules. Custom rules as it were. (not for the women who, for whatever reason, WANT to count EVERY shot, even if they didn’t mean to hit the shot they hit and, more than likely don’t even care if their outfit matches)

Everybody who knows a princess should get a copy of the book for her as she will have a much better game with the new rules.

Any Man who wants a woman to play with him, golf that is. On the other hand, if the princess is in a better mood….

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The Princess Golf Company Who wrote this goofy book? Bobbi Boldon

Bobbi is a national speaker with over a decade in the speaking and training industry. She speaks in both real estate and financial fields.

With her extraordinary sense of humor, she is a popular convention and training speaker. After writing The Princess Golf Handbook, Bobbi now speaks to women’s groups, luncheons and golf outings as a humor speaker and as an emcee.

Bobbi says she’d make a great auctioneer for your event too. Not because she’s a fast talking auctioneer but because she can make people laugh while they part with their money .

Call Bobbi today 303-618-2000 or 303-400 –golf

www.ThePrincessGolfCompany.com www.BobbiBoldon.com

The Princess Golf Handbook is available on Amazon .com