Pre-presentation: Product Labels
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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. sleeping.
Darn, and that’s the only timeDarn, and that’s the only timeI have to work on my hair!I have to work on my hair!
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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."regular soap."
. . . and that would be how? . . . and that would be how?
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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost.""Serving suggestion: Defrost."
. . . but, it's "just" a suggestion. . . but, it's "just" a suggestion
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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.No purchase necessary.Details inside.Details inside.
. . . the shoplifter special? . . . the shoplifter special?
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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upsidebottom) -- "Do not turn upsidedown."down."
. . . well, duh; a bit late, huh! . . . well, duh; a bit late, huh!
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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating.""Product will be hot after heating."
. . . and you thought?. . . and you thought?
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On packaging for a Rowenta Iron -- "Do not On packaging for a Rowenta Iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."iron clothes on body."
But wouldn't this save me more time?But wouldn't this save me more time?
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operatenot drive a car or operatemachinery after taking this medication."machinery after taking this medication."
We could do a lot to reduce the rate of We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we couldconstruction accidents if we could
just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.off those forklifts.
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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."drowsiness."
. . . and..I'm taking this because?. . . and..I'm taking this because?
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On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."indoor or outdoor use only."
. . . as opposed to what? . . . as opposed to what?
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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."contains nuts."
Talk about a news flash!Talk about a news flash!
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On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat"Instructions: Open packet, eatnuts."nuts."
Step 3: maybe, uh . . . fly Delta?Step 3: maybe, uh . . . fly Delta?
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On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enableof this garment does not enableyou to fly."you to fly."
And parents would think otherwise?And parents would think otherwise?
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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands orto stop chain with your hands orgenitals."genitals."
Oh my goodness...was there a lot of this Oh my goodness...was there a lot of this happening somewhere? happening somewhere?