POTENTIAL GONE

WRONG

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visual review bydavid bruce

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EPIC MOVIE reunites four of the stars from “Date Movie” – Adam Campbell, Jennifer Coolidge, Tony Cox and Fred Willard - and introduces several other actors new.

EPIC MOVIE reunites four of the stars from “Date Movie” – Adam Campbell, Jennifer Coolidge, Tony Cox and Fred Willard - and introduces several other actors new.

The lives of not-so-young orphans Edward (Kal Penn, left), Peter (Adam Campbell), Susan (Faune Chambers) and Lucy (Jayma Mays) are about to be forever changed by an enchanted wardrobe

The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one reared by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks); another, a refugee from Mexican “libre” wrestling; the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane; and the fourth a “normal” resident of a mutant “X”- community.

The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one reared by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks); another, a refugee from Mexican “libre” wrestling; the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane; and the fourth a “normal” resident of a mutant “X”- community.

The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a silent “G”).

The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a silent “G”).

There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry – and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.

Etc, etc…

There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry – and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.

Etc, etc…

As much potential as this movie could have had, it just did not succeed. The reviews were overwhelmingly negative. Those that went, found no laughs. Oh well, so bad, too bad.

As much potential as this movie could have had, it just did not succeed. The reviews were overwhelmingly negative. Those that went, found no laughs. Oh well, so bad, too bad.

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