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PAGE FOUR {The Bismarck Tribune ! h An Independent Jtewspnpei •' THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (EtablUhed 1873) Published by ’he Bismarck Tribune 0 mpany, Bi»- larck, N. D., and entereu at the postoffice at Bis- marck as second class mall matter. 'eorge D. Mann President anc Publisher Subscription Rates Payable In Advance 1 )ally by carrier, per y*ar 97.23 •».)aily by mall, per year, (in Bismarck) 7.20 by mail, per year, (in state outside Bismarck) 6.00 Jaily by mail, jutside of North Dakota . ...v 9/(0 Weekly by mall, in state, per year 1 »>o .Veekly by mall, state, three years for 2.60 , W eekly by mail, outside of North Dako a, re year 1.60 3 Member Audit Bureau of Circulation ! r Member of The Associated Press * The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the iso for republication of all news dispatches credited :o It or not otherwise credited In this newspaper, and . ilno the local news of spontaneous origin published isreln. All rights of republlcation of all other mat- ter herein are also reserved. 1 Foreign Representatives O. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY NEW YORK --• Fifth Ave. Bldg. CHICAGO DETPOIT Tower Bldg. Kresge Bldg. (Official City. State and County Newspaper) A TIP ON VACATIONS President Coolidge, in his choice of Brule river for his summer vacation, expressed a suggestion that many of us might find benefit in following. In the remote northern woods, the president will have opportunity to spend hours all alone, away from the thousand-and-one annoyances that daily life put upon him. If we all could be alone just for a few hours now and then! Away from people pall upon us, away from scenes that have become almost a part of us, away in a new land and alone. Is there not some- thing entrancfhg in treading new paths, alone? The petty banalities of our workaday world seem remote then, and the trifling cares vague memories. Standing before a great tree in the forest or wander- , ing along with a winding creek, thoughts that are so old that they seem new come crowding into the mind and we are rejuvenated, our spirits are renewed. The society of others, even of those dearest to us, sometimes grows almost intolerable. The sameness . of our routine and the people we meet while plodding our rut make us wish for rest, for just a few hours alone. It is when we are alone with nature that we find ourselves. From nature’s beauties there is an invita- tion to leisure that is irresistible. It is when we are alone in a new world that we remember some im- portant things that we had all hut forgotten, refresh- ing us, telling us who we are, after all, revealing to us the destiny we had all hut lost sight of. Here, we are born to a new realization of ourselves. DAWES TAKES A HAND Vice President Charles G. Dawes must have enjoyed a deep, sardonic chuckle under his breath the other day. When Dawes was inaugurated he told the Senate it ought to amend its rules so that a few senators could not tie Senate business into a knot by filibuster- ing. The senators ignored him and kept their old rules. The other day the Senate, gripped' by the Boulder Dam filibuster, voted on a resolution to end its woes by adjourning, willy-nilly, within 24 hours. The vote was a tie, and the decision was up to Dawes. He voted “no,” and the Senate went back to extricate itself from its filibuster as best it could. One imagines the vice president thinking: “You won’t abolish unlimited debate, eh? Very well; stew in your own juices for a while and find your own way out of this jam. I won’t help you.” THE SEA SERPENT The old things are always comforting. In this day of constant innovations it is nice to know that our oldest traditions are being maintained. The liner Laconia docked in Boston the other day, and what do you suppose happened? Why, the pas- sengers insisted they had seen a giant sea serpent! Some of them even described it minutely, dwelling on its green eyes and coarse, flowing mane. To be sure, the ship’s officers said it was a whale; hut the pas- sengers stuck to the serpent story. Every year we get at least one such story from the sea. That is as it should be. From the day the first Phoenician galley ventured out to the great deep be- yond Gibraltar men have been seeing non-existent sea serpents. We would not have this old custom done •way with for anything. OUR AMERICAN MAFIA Do you remember the time, a few years ago, when we held up our hands in horror at the activities of the Mafia? The Mafia, you recall, was a secret society of Sicily; it was outside the law and more powerful than the law. Sicilian peasants went to the Mafia for protection against robbers, for venegance on their oppressors, for relief from banditry. We read of it and shuddered. Now we can read of Chicago, where the cleaners and dyers have been forced to employ A 1 Capone, king BY DAN THOMAS NE4 Service Writer , Hollywood, Calif., June 21.— 1 t isn't how many frocks repose in a f girl's wardrobe, it’s how many cal* ii or'.es lurk in her luncheon that count* in studio village. And if Jou don't believe that, just ask [oily O'Day. Molly has as bright a future as any girl in celluloidia. And yet she [j is hovering on a precipice over* ! looking obscurity—all because she ! is inclined to be a bit fat. Molly I isn't the only one in Hollywood who f faces the same problem either. Ninety per cent of the girls here live in constant terror of putting on weight. They diet continually to keep away surplus flesh. But Molly is in a somewhat more precarious position than the rest. Studio officials have warned her to keep her weight down to 110 pounds —and if she goes over that weight her contract automatically will be broken. Consequently, Molly has given op her "three squares'* s day and is now satisfied with tw» very meager meals every 24 hours. Being a movie star isn't all fun. Hollywood soon wBl be the film eepital of the world in name only. Its studios and actual cinema in- habitants are rapidly disappearing. At present only four major studios B standing in the movie city, i Fox, Paramount, United md Warner Brothers. The ldwyn-Mayer, DeMille and ch studios are in Culver irbank is the site of First The Universal lot* about jpl Fashion Note lln Hollywood 1 five miles from here, is an incor- porated city in itself. And all of the film folk are moving to Beverly Hills, Westwood or the foothills a few miles back. Novelty jewelry will be the vogue this summer, according to Kathleen Key. Hollywood fashion expert. "Pearls and other stones will be locked in safe deposit vaults and replaced by the cheaper novelties," Miss Key declares. The scant cloth- ing worn by the girls is the reason for the new jewelry vogue. Wear- ing apparel, particularly on hot days, needs large-sized freak jewelry to balance its scarcity." Just as we predicted in this column a short time ago, Harry Langdon is through at First Nation- al. It is understood that the come- dian will go back to mqjcing two- reelers again. And he has only himself to blame. Langdon is truly funny. But he is so self-centered that he thinks he knows everything there is to know about making comedies. He won't listen to any- body. As a result, his feature length productions have failed to draw the required number of laughs and box office receipts. He has slipped. Edwin Carewe is out to fight for the Indian. Carewe, who is part Chickasaw Indian himself, doean't like the way the red men are depict- ed on the screen. "The Indian is not a stupid fig- ure, who grunts and hides behind Editorial Comment "YOU CALL ME CHIEF” (New York Times) There is an unterrified editor in Southeastern Min- nesota who has all the wild freedom of the blizzard. His organ is The Hokah Chief. Environed by Insurg- ents, McNary - Haugenites, Farmer - Laborites, he plunges his snickersnee into all political candidates that he dislikes and some that he likes well enough to recommend. For one aspirant to the United States Senate hp has “no more use than for the proverbial yellow dog.” One cmnient Gopher statesman is described as a “high-hatter, a great big stiff, an overgrown, puffed- up Norwegian with no special fitness for his job more than to get the Votes’.” Still, hp is better than the other, man. Neither of the Farmer-Labor candidates for Governor “is fit to be poundmaster in Podunk.” The editor falls like a thousand of brick upon the just and the unjust. Probably the men whom he swats enjoy the language as much as he does. And so Emporia, Kan., and Hokah, Minn., arc sisters under their skin. . THE OPTIMISM OF AGE (St. Paul Dispatch) * “The world is better today than it has ever hern,” was the theme of an address made by Smith Stimmcl, an 85-year old Civil War veteran, at the annual slate campfire of the G. A. R., at Jamestown, North Da- kota. Those who declare the world is going to the how-wows have not seen what he and his aged com- rades have witnessed and the change for the better that has taken place in the life of the people and in the advance of the nation in the short span of a human life. Crabbed old ago has been too often pictured as looking backward with regret for the lost glories of the “good old days.” Nothing of the present can equal, in their esteem, that which was the past. Even old age is changing for the better. If it has the habit of reminiscing, it recounts the evil as well as the good of a past time. Here is Smith Stimmcl, who knew Abraham Lincoln and the great men of that day and who maintains for the comfort of this generation that this is a better world than it was when men fought and died to save the Union. Those who profess to see decadence as a part of modern progress lack the backward vision of the Grand Army veteran for a just comparison and a fair assay. LOVE IN ROYAL MATINGS (Prince Christopher of Greece in Saturday Evening Post) I have heard a good deal of comment in America about royal marriages. Usually Americans assume that no royal match has anything to do with love. Sometimes the papers headline “Royal Love Match,” but the wise readers sniff and say: “Oh, that’s just newspaper talk. They put it in to make a pretty story!” Just, the same, I've known many royal love matches. All the marriages in my own family were that. Some- times, of course, even love matches come awful crop- pers, as was the case w’ith the crown princess of Saxony, who eloped with the violinist, Toselli; and with my niece, Helen, whose husband, Carol, crown prince of Rumania, left her. Rut these are only cases which tend to bear out the truth of the old adage that exceptions prove the rule. At the same time it is true that arranged marriages frequently end in love and happiness. I <k> not know why. One possible explanation is that *age knows best. Before a marriage between two royal houses is arranged, much time and thought are given to the matter by parents and advisers. And it may he, too, that love is not enough, that marriage built on such a glittering foundation is in danger from the begin- ning. The whole theme is one that suffers through too much generalization. of the gunmen, for protection against thugs. The law, apparently, could not help these men. To be able to conduct their business in peace they have had to enlist the aid of the underworld. Isn't that a beautiful commentary on the condition of affairs in our second largest city? FATE’S IRONY Fate plays peculiar, freakish pranks sometimes Rene A. Olsen was an airmail pilot. He had flown many thousands of miles, through a!l kinds of weath- er, and had done it Unhurt. He enjoyed life and good health in a supposedly dangerous calling. The other night, off duty in Akron, 0., he and some friends got into an auto to go to Cleveland 30 miles away, to attend a theater. It was a commonplace enough trip; thousands of people make it daily. But here Fate played her trick. The auto collided with another car at a cross roads Olsen was instantly killed. Strange, the way things happen. To escape the dangers of aviation through thousands of miles of flying, only to die in an automobile while driving to a theater—there is a grim irony in it. PROGRESS TOWARD TOLERANCE For all the talk about bigotry and intolerance, this land of ours is making progress. Every so often some little development comes to flash encourage- ment to us. Dr. Lynn Harold Hough has been pastor of the Central Methodist Church at Detroit. He recently resigned to accept a pastorate in another city. And the other day, on the eve of his departure, he was called to the campus of Detroit University and given the degree of Doctor of Laws. That is interesting because of the fact that the University of Detroit is a Catholic institution. Presentation of the degree was made by the Very Rev. John P. McNicholas, a Jesuit. The incident makes good reading. When a Meth- odist pastor can be honored by a Catholic university the land can’t he gripped quite as sharply by religious rivalry as some people have tried to make us think. the folds of blanket," says the producer-director. "He is ambi- tious. The screen has never pic- tured the true Indian. Indians are the real American fathers so why should they be misrepresented on the screen? Why not show them as the intelligent, creative personalities that they are?" {CTjynis date /A. RICAN JtdJ H I ST O R.Y June 21 1783—Armed U. S. troops surround- ed Congress in Philadelphia and demanded redress of grievances, forcing Congress to adjourn to Princeton. 1788—New Hampshire ratified the Constitution. 1892—Grover Cleveland nominated for president by the Demo- cratic convention at Chicago. NO SUCH THING Syracuse, June 21.—The jury was not a bunch of gadabouts. But they did work overtipio in renderingLa de- cision against Mrs. Bessie Stone, whose husband was killed in an auto mishap. So attorney for the plain- tiff protested that the jury was ex- hausted and unable to render a just verdict following deliberation of 24 hours and 35 minutes. “They had three square meals and good beds,” said Justice E. I. Edgcomb, in deny- ing the appeal for a new trial. NO SAVVY "Janet just took me for a ride.” “Did you enjoy her proximity?" "What d’ye mean—it's a Chrys- ler."—Judge. THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE The Good Samaritan WERE IT ] ,-^r^ % o\ A TEEL THE r-’CSSrr MAIM® almzm iHTteir Letters Dear Marye: You know me pretty well, daughter, for you realized I would not care for your plan to become a mannequin. It has really quite upset me. If you must have a job, I think you could find something more im- portant and more soul-satisfying than parading around all day like a peacock, catering to the vanity of women who have nothing to do but spend money—on themselves. It isn’t, you understand, that I have anything against mannequins, but it just seems to me an empty sort of a job, whose only recom- mendation would be that you really had to have work. I don’t want to dictate to you, and you wouldn’t let me if I did. But if Alan objects, I wish you would not insist on going into Madame Elise’s shop. I can see how he might think it quite the wrong environment for you. When you were little, and I had my hands so full of housework, family sewing, and caring for you, I used to think how marvelous it would be to have time—just to have two hours that I could waste with- out feeling things pile up to be done. It never occurred to me that I was fortunate to he kept so occupied. But maybe I was. I expect to have a busy week my- self, making strawberry preserves and finishing my coat. I suppose it seems perfectly natural for you to buy preserves, pastries, and pickles, but I just couldn’t. And I would feel very uncomfort- able if I could not go* into my own cellar and see a fair supply of canned fruit put up with my own hands. Just as you would have been unhappy as a child, without the cookie jar that I always keep filled even now. All that is part of being an old- fashioned woman, I suppose. And yet there is a sort of peace and A OUR BOARDING HOUSE I completion about routine household I tasks that I should miss. I’m not scolding or moralizing. I ! just want you to be happy. Write often, \ MOM. NEXT: Winning Alan’s consent. f IN NEW YORK 1 »¦ « New York, June 21.—M*)—Scat- tered notes from a Manhattan ramble. . . The trick cyclist who, in years agone, saw his name on the big billings . Today with a sandwich sign upon 1 | his back, and a straw hat-linen , t duster make-up of a burlesque rube comedian, he pedals an ancient uni- ! cycle through the crowded traffic of the broadway belt. A kitten, loose in a Fifth Avenue window, slapping at the hem of a > $250 gown Babies ! roped in buggies while “the mam- r ma" runs a vegetable stand. . . . ' A radio screeching from a push cart. ¦ . . . . Tommy Nolan and Annie [ King, who once were the Charles- , ton champions of somewhere-or- r other? This town is full of “yesterday heroes.” ' . . . . And is continually on the look-out for tomorrow’s I Whereupon the yesterday people ; must shift for themselves I The law of clean-up quick is the s standard. . . . Waiter Donald- i son, who wrote “Blue Heaven.” . . . . . And made enough money to become a partner in a new music I firm. . . Nicholas Murray, the , “artistical” photographer, who holds , the fencing championship and will go to the Olympic games with his i foils. . . . That’s the inevitable adjustment of things; the photog- . rapher would feign be the fencer i and the bridge champion would give all his cups to be able to play golf. . Oh yes, those golf schools that have sprung up in the lifts in and around 42nd street. . . And the fat papas of the theatre belt, go- ing to “school” in plus fours. . . The rogues* gallery flavor that at- taches to the taxicab license photos. . . Stock tickers operat- ing in the better class speakeasies. ... After that recent bull raid the boys needed many “shots” to steady their if-any nerves. . . . Sour faces in the Wall Street belt. “Well, Bill, what goes up must come .down!” .... Which reminds me that mechan- ical advances are going to take an RkMcE/JAsoU, AS MV AM CAM sMo’ go wrW V jo-Win k voo coulp stamp 81l Voli-War, misvaM major'. ,up RisoßSoFAM'EXPEprfioMw-* v»MeM we comb-To MoMfiOLIA AMP -We GOBI n PAT To’BIPPBM CtfV, VoU X wAMT-fo expuoßetiße-r,/; l jes’ so rioM-t im, am’ We FoRBIPPBM Cl-fV Gr f AM’LL STAV OU-fSIPe!-*- f -We LAMAS ARE VERV ) f viHuT IS PBM LAMAS, JARP OUTSIPERS,«~*AMP-/ SUMPIM’ LAX / lv/e ROM MV ARM J f a aa/cf OR IS P6V we sLeevE LIMIM6 i ( voLks pbv -TAke -we COAT OFF TV aM’IC vlav ma 4 » - r MOOF-QR6AM, AM’ I lawful wallop at the Horatio Alger tales of Wall Street. Time was when the favorite theme concerned the rise of the “Street’s” messenger boys to positions of trust and power. Thousands of ladv— particularly those from out-of-town—begin their careers as “runners” on the street. But machinery is soon going to put them out of business, I am told. A large number of the errands and message carrying can be done by a I wire-ticker system that is to be adopted in the money belt. * * * With aviation so wildly in the air, Broadway might have been ex- pected to experience an invasion of the “flying racket.” Just as “movie schools” opened by the dozen when the films were young and innocent, I just so is the youthful imagination fired by assurances that one can learn to fly without leaving the ground. Several such rackets refer to themselves as “wing ground schools” and have been holding their classes in Broadway rehearsal halls. * * * They tell of a salesn an of “giggle water” who insisted that he had gen- uine pre-war stuff. A prospective customer demanded a sample and was accommodated. “Omigosh!” cried the taster, as he swallowed down the usual variety of embalming fluid. “I thought you said you had pre-war stuff.” “Well, there’s goin’ to be another war some day, ain’t they?” came back the indignant bootlegger. GILBERT SWAN. (Copyright 1928, NEA Service, Inc) f BARBS 1 Some Pittsburgh telephone users protested the naming of an exchange “Brandywine” since it suggested liquor. Guess we had better change the name of that battle in our his- tories to the Battle of Lemon Phos- phate or something. * * * A New York woman who died left $1 each to her three former hus- bands. Death makes philanthropists of some of us. * * * How can one look at the wonder- ful record Babe Ruth is making this year and still think we ought to throw out the Republican adminis- tration ? Dispatches say that Hugh Leven of Pittsburgh is the world’s greatest By Ahern ENERGY FROM THE SUN All of our energy comes from the sun. Most of our muscular force comes from the food we eat. This we obtain from plants or from ani- mals which feed upon plants, and plants require the sunshine to grow and to store food material. Only plants have the property of using the radiant energy in such a way that they convert carbon dioxide into carbohydrates, and absorb nitrogen from the soil. Not only the energy in our food comes from the sun, but every force in the world, such as burning coal, exploding gasoline, and electricity, can all be traced to the sun’s forces. The most astounding effect of the sun is its effect on plants. Plants have been experimentally grown one season without sunlight, and even though during the succeeding season they are exposed to the direct rays of the sun, most species will become extinct in four generations. The sun also affects the human body. We have in a slight degree some ability to use the sun’s rays directly in much the same manner that the plant does. A lack of sun- light will produce a lessened num- ber of red corpuscles and a lack of coagulation in the blood. A lack of sunlight also causes an increase in the fluid parts of the body and in the white blood cells, producing diseases known as luekemia and anemia. The sun’s rays also aid in our as- similation of calcium and some fatty substances. The treatment of sun- bathing is especially recommended in anemia, tuberculosis, rickets, asthma, catarrh, chronic tonsillitis, nephritis and diabetes. One of the handicaps of modern civilization is that we have empha- sized the idea of modesty to such an extent that we wear too much cloth- ing. Consequently, these life-giving rays of the sun are completely shut off from our bodies except on the face and hands. Physicians have at- tempted to produce an artificial light which can be applied to the r.ude body. This light produces ultra-violet rays, and has been at- tended with some success, but the most satisfactory results come from using the direct sunlight, since there seems to be some unknown energy in the sunlight that is lacking in the chemical ultra-violet rays. When taking a sunbath, either in the nude or at the beach, one should always bear in mind the fact that an overdose of these rays is injurious. Most people have the mistaken be- lief that if a little sunshine is good a great deal will be better. Sunshine is of course very dangerous, as the pores become so swollen and injured by the burn that a proper elimina- tion of poisons from the body can- not take place. Be careful not to be sunburned today because this is the longest day in the year. A small amount of sunburn like- wise affects the. body in a. propor- tionate manner. Even the faintest glow on the skin is injurious as long as it lasts. It is therefore much better to measure your sunbath so as HEttIHriMETJUMKE $4 »Dr<f*ank AfcCop . guenons m msmo » WMmenmMiaußMn ¦rwjwmr WHDtwi«ti>inaiiißwCMiwiiofgwa. (muu mmw- Dr. McCoy will gladly answer personal questions on health and diet, addressed to him, care of the Tribune. Enclose a stamped addressed envelope for reply. to produce an increasing tan each time over several exposures than to try to become tanned through the effects of only one or two sunburns, The tanning of the skin, or the sunburn, cannot in themselves be beneficial. The only helpful thing about a sunbath is the absorption of the ultra-violet rays by the blood. The skin becomes tanned only be- cause the body is trying (o protect itself against too much sunlight to which it has not been accustomed. The darkening of the skin therefore acts as a protection 'against the ultra-violet rays so that the time of each exposure must be increased day by day in order to daily get the same benefit. GUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Question: H. J. L. asks: “With what diseases does one lose flesh and strength?” Answer: Tuberculosis, cancer, and most of the deficiency diseases, a$ scurvy, rickets, etc. Question: Reader asks: “Will you please suggest a diet that would be suitable for a person who is go- ing to business everyday?” Answer: The foods named in the menus which appear in this column each week can be secured in any ordinary restaurant if you are not living at home. I purposely make these weekly menus so liberal that there will be no difficulty in your being able to get your choice from the foods I prescribe. Question: Mrs. O. J. writes: “No matter how much work I do, I do not seem able to perspire. Also, I suf- fer a great deal from rheumatism.” Answer: Those who have any kind of rheumatism always have difficulty in perspiring. I believe this is due to the rheumatic toxemia which seems to poison the body to such an extent that the pores of the skin do not open freely. If you will get rid of your rheumatic poisons through dieting and increasing the health of your skin by frequent bathing, you will soon find that you will begin to perspire freely. When copious sweating finally starts, it is a sure sign that you have reduced your rheumatic diathesis and you will be well on the road to recovery. Question: S. G. asks: “Would you suggest the orange fast for a growth on the spine under the in- testines?” Answer: An orangejuice fast is always indicated in the treatment of any abnormal growth where an operation is not advisable. If the growth is not cut out, it must be absorbed and eliminated through the blood stream. Fasting relieves the body of the burden of assimilation and the building of tissues, and gives the body forces more chance to elimi- nate toxins or any abnormal growths tyer of knots. Send the man to Hollywood. * * * Forty million tourists will travel the roads of the country this sum- mer, according to the American Au- tomobile Association. Such a crowd ought to get results if they’d boy- cott the goods advertised on those glaring billbodWs. * Citizens* associations find the crime situation in Chicago not so good despite Big Bill’s ringing as- surances. Sometimes we think that what Chicago needs is a few com- panionate hangings. New York producers agree that the girl shows are the best sum- mer attractions. The showmen seldom have a falling out on a limb. * f At the Movies | CAPITOL THEATRE Romantic farce, well screened, with Lois Moran in a dual person- ality role, is the offering at the Capitol Theatre, where “Don’t Marry” a refreshing comedy drama will be shown today Thursday. Primarily it is a story of a mod- ern girl who wants to throw off the shackles of her mid-Victorian-mind- ed aunt, but who, in doing so, falls in love with a puritanical* young man, who almost changes her entire viewpoint on-life. Miss Moran, cast as Priscilla Bowen, gives an excellent perform- ance in the dual role of a flapper who turns old-fashioned to win her man, and who then has to revert to type to hold him. Miss Moran not only handles the humorous situa- tions with finesse and understand- ing, but brings' to the screen two entirely different personalities that hold the interest of her fans throughout the picture. The entire production registers 100 per cent in entertainment value from the first reel to the last. ELTINGE THEATRE They offered him $5,000 a month if he would leave them alone. The girl he was mad about offered him her love if he would throw away his detective lieutenant’s badge, turn against society, and join with the underworld crooks. It was wealth and the love he wanted more than anything else against honor. George Bancroft, as detective Lieutenant Two-Gun Nolan, has that decision to make in “The Drag Net,” coming to the Eltinge for Friday and Saturday. The choice he makes and the terrific dangers he encoun- ters in adhering to his decision are pictured in thrilling fashion in this pulse quickening melodrama of the eternal battle the man of the law wages against the crooks of the underworld. George Bancroft, the star, will be remembered as “Bill Weed” of “Un- derworld”. He is not the only mem- ber of “The Drag Net” cast who played in “Underworld,” however. Evelyn Brent was the leading wo- man in that picture and she is the girl of “The Drag Net”. Fred Koh- ler was a gang leader in “Under- world” and hhs a similar role in this picture. William Powell takes the part of the crooks’ chieftain. >—¦ ¦ < Incorporations i Incorporations: Minot BricV and Tile company, $25,000; Willianr G. Riebe and Bert Carr, Minot anc John A. Verzatt, Burlington. Union Brokerage company, Portal $10,000; C. T. Holmes and H. J Kramer, Portal, and M. O. Burch and C. M. Anderson, St. Paul. Peterson-Schroeder Co., Souris $25,000; John and Arthur Peterson and Henry Schroeder. Tri-City Motor Transportatior company, Fargo, $25,000; Frank L. Kuhlmeyer, R. F. Gunkelman anc E. J. Schonberg. Glen Ullin Gas company, to supply gas for Glen Ullin, $25,000; Michael Tschida and M. J. Tschida, Glen Ullin, and L. A. Tavis, Mandan. Dickinson Stores, Inc., New Rock- ford, $25,000; E. E. Dickinson, A. S. Dickinson and B. E. Dickinson, New Rockford; T. L. Dickinson and P. A. Dickinson, Beach. Linton Creamery company, Lin- ton, $15,000; E. R. Schultz and H. J. Fernholz, Linton; A. C. Schultz, F. J. Fernholz and L. H. Fernholz. Arcadia, Wisconsin. Burda Tractor company, Dickin- son, $10,000; Frank Sylvia and Or- ville Burda. Associated Investors, Inc., Bis- marck, $25,000; F. E. Hedden, A. E. Brink, R. B. Webb, P. A. Wachter, C. J. Lynch, E. W. Leonard, W. E. Cole, M. H. Atkinson, E. B. Cox and Gordon Cox. DIDN’T LAST LONG Columbus, 0., June 21.—Some months ago James Nichols, 84, a Civil War veteran, married Mary Nichols, 64. After the honeymoon, they settled down to the proverbial “happy ever after”. But Nichols has now filed suit for divorce, claim- ing that his wife complains he is old and infirm. Admission to the Roman zoo is now eight eents on “popular priced Sundays.” FLAPPER PAMUV gflYg. MaaaMr.e*a. Cite, wr MCA khusC You-don't have to break a date with ah aviator to mist a fl*. , THURSDAY, JUNE 21,1928

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A TIP ON VACATIONSPresident Coolidge, in his choice of Brule river for

his summer vacation, expressed a suggestion thatmany of us might find benefit in following.

In the remote northern woods, the president willhave opportunity to spend hours all alone, away fromthe thousand-and-one annoyances that daily life put

upon him.If we all could be alone just for a few hours now

and then! Away from people pall upon us, away

from scenes that have become almost a part of us,

away in a new land and alone. Is there not some-

thing entrancfhg in treading new paths, alone?The petty banalities of our workaday world seem

remote then, and the trifling cares vague memories.Standing before a great tree in the forest or wander-

, ing along with a winding creek, thoughts that are so

old that they seem new come crowding into the mindand we are rejuvenated, our spirits are renewed.

The society of others, even of those dearest to us,sometimes grows almost intolerable. The sameness

. of our routine and the people we meet while ploddingour rut make us wish for rest, for just a few hours

alone.It is when we are alone with nature that we find

ourselves. From nature’s beauties there is an invita-tion to leisure that is irresistible. It is when we arealone in a new world that we remember some im-portant things that we had all hut forgotten, refresh-ing us, telling us who we are, after all, revealing tous the destiny we had all hut lost sight of.

Here, we are born to a new realization of ourselves.

DAWES TAKES A HANDVice President Charles G. Dawes must have enjoyed

a deep, sardonic chuckle under his breath the other day.When Dawes was inaugurated he told the Senate

it ought to amend its rules so that a few senatorscould not tie Senate business into a knot by filibuster-ing. The senators ignored him and kept their oldrules.

The other day the Senate, gripped' by the BoulderDam filibuster, voted on a resolution to end its woesby adjourning, willy-nilly, within 24 hours. The votewas a tie, and the decision was up to Dawes. Hevoted “no,” and the Senate went back to extricateitself from its filibuster as best it could.

One imagines the vice president thinking: “Youwon’t abolish unlimited debate, eh? Very well; stewin your own juices for a while and find your own wayout of this jam. I won’t help you.”

THE SEA SERPENTThe old things are always comforting. In this day

of constant innovations it is nice to know that ouroldest traditions are being maintained.

The liner Laconia docked in Boston the other day,and what do you suppose happened? Why, the pas-sengers insisted they had seen a giant sea serpent!Some of them even described it minutely, dwelling onits green eyes and coarse, flowing mane. To be sure,the ship’s officers said it was a whale; hut the pas-sengers stuck to the serpent story.

Every year we get at least one such story from thesea. That is as it should be. From the day the firstPhoenician galley ventured out to the great deep be-yond Gibraltar men have been seeing non-existent seaserpents. We would not have this old custom done•way with for anything.

OUR AMERICAN MAFIADo you remember the time, a few years ago, when

we held up our hands in horror at the activities of theMafia? The Mafia, you recall, was a secret societyof Sicily; it was outside the law and more powerfulthan the law. Sicilian peasants went to the Mafiafor protection against robbers, for venegance on theiroppressors, for relief from banditry. We read of itand shuddered.

Now we can read of Chicago, where the cleanersand dyers have been forced to employ A 1 Capone, king

BY DAN THOMASNE4 Service Writer

, Hollywood, Calif., June 21.— 1tisn't how many frocks repose in a

f girl's wardrobe, it’s how many cal*ii or'.es lurk in her luncheon that

count* in studio village. And if

Jou don't believe that, just ask[oily O'Day.

Molly has as bright a future asany girl in celluloidia. And yet she

[j is hovering on a precipice over*! looking obscurity—all because she! is inclined to be a bit fat. MollyI isn't the only one in Hollywood whof faces the same problem either.

Ninety per cent of the girls herelive in constant terror of puttingon weight. They diet continuallyto keep away surplus flesh.

But Mollyis in a somewhat moreprecarious position than the rest.Studio officials have warned her tokeep her weight down to 110 pounds—and if she goes over that weighther contract automatically will bebroken. Consequently, Molly hasgiven op her "three squares'* s dayand is now satisfied with tw» verymeager meals every 24 hours.

Being a movie star isn't all fun.Hollywood soon wBl be the film

eepital of the world in name only.Its studios and actual cinema in-habitants are rapidly disappearing.At present only four major studios

Bstanding in the movie city,i Fox, Paramount, Unitedmd Warner Brothers. Theldwyn-Mayer, DeMille andch studios are in Culverirbank is the site of First

The Universal lot* about

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Fashion Note

lln Hollywood 1five miles from here, is an incor-porated city in itself. And all ofthe film folk are moving to BeverlyHills, Westwood or the foothills afew miles back.

Novelty jewelry will be the voguethis summer, according to KathleenKey. Hollywood fashion expert.

"Pearls and other stones will belocked in safe deposit vaults andreplaced by the cheaper novelties,"Miss Key declares. The scant cloth-ing worn by the girls is the reasonfor the new jewelry vogue. Wear-ing apparel, particularly on hotdays, needs large-sized freakjewelry to balance its scarcity."

Just as we predicted in thiscolumn a short time ago, HarryLangdon is through at First Nation-al. It is understood that the come-dian will go back to mqjcing two-reelers again. And he has onlyhimself to blame. Langdon is trulyfunny. But he is so self-centeredthat he thinks he knows everythingthere is to know about makingcomedies. He won't listen to any-body. As a result, his featurelength productions have failed todraw the required number of laughsand box office receipts. He hasslipped.

Edwin Carewe is out to fight forthe Indian. Carewe, who is partChickasaw Indian himself, doean'tlike the way the red men are depict-ed on the screen.

"The Indian is not a stupid fig-ure, who grunts and hides behind

Editorial Comment

"YOU CALL ME CHIEF”(New York Times)

There is an unterrified editor in Southeastern Min-nesota who has all the wild freedom of the blizzard.His organ is The Hokah Chief. Environed by Insurg-ents, McNary - Haugenites, Farmer - Laborites, heplunges his snickersnee into all political candidatesthat he dislikes and some that he likes well enough torecommend. For one aspirant to the United StatesSenate hp has “no more use than for the proverbialyellow dog.”

One cmnient Gopher statesman is described as a“high-hatter, a great big stiff, an overgrown, puffed-up Norwegian with no special fitness for his job morethan to get the Votes’.” Still, hp is better than theother, man. Neither of the Farmer-Labor candidatesfor Governor “is fit to be poundmaster in Podunk.”The editor falls like a thousand of brick upon the justand the unjust. Probably the men whom he swatsenjoy the language as much as he does.

And so Emporia, Kan., and Hokah, Minn., arc sistersunder their skin.

. THE OPTIMISM OF AGE(St. Paul Dispatch) *

“The world is better today than it has ever hern,”was the theme of an address made by Smith Stimmcl,an 85-year old Civil War veteran, at the annual slatecampfire of the G. A. R., at Jamestown, North Da-kota. Those who declare the world is going to thehow-wows have not seen what he and his aged com-rades have witnessed and the change for the betterthat has taken place in the life of the people and inthe advance of the nation in the short span of ahuman life.

Crabbed old ago has been too often pictured aslooking backward with regret for the lost glories ofthe “good old days.” Nothing of the present can equal,in their esteem, that which was the past. Even oldage is changing for the better. If it has the habit ofreminiscing, it recounts the evil as well as the goodof a past time. Here is Smith Stimmcl, who knewAbraham Lincoln and the great men of that day andwho maintains for the comfort of this generation thatthis is a better world than it was when men foughtand died to save the Union. Those who profess tosee decadence as a part of modern progress lack thebackward vision of the Grand Army veteran for ajust comparison and a fair assay.

LOVE IN ROYAL MATINGS(Prince Christopher of Greece in Saturday

Evening Post)I have heard a good deal of comment in America

about royal marriages. Usually Americans assumethat no royal match has anything to do with love.Sometimes the papers headline “Royal Love Match,”but the wise readers sniff and say: “Oh, that’s justnewspaper talk. They put it in to make a prettystory!”

Just, the same, I've known many royal love matches.All the marriages in my own family were that. Some-times, of course, even love matches come awful crop-pers, as was the case w’ith the crown princess ofSaxony, who eloped with the violinist, Toselli; andwith my niece, Helen, whose husband, Carol, crownprince of Rumania, left her. Rut these are only caseswhich tend to bear out the truth of the old adage thatexceptions prove the rule.

At the same time it is true that arranged marriagesfrequently end in love and happiness. I <k> not knowwhy. One possible explanation is that *age knowsbest. Before a marriage between two royal housesis arranged, much time and thought are given to thematter by parents and advisers. And it may he, too,that love is not enough, that marriage built on sucha glittering foundation is in danger from the begin-ning. The whole theme is one that suffers throughtoo much generalization.

of the gunmen, for protection against thugs. Thelaw, apparently, could not help these men. To be ableto conduct their business in peace they have had toenlist the aid of the underworld.

Isn't that a beautiful commentary on the conditionof affairs in our second largest city?

FATE’S IRONYFate plays peculiar, freakish pranks sometimesRene A. Olsen was an airmail pilot. He had flown

many thousands of miles, through a!l kinds of weath-er, and had done it Unhurt. He enjoyed life and goodhealth in a supposedly dangerous calling.

The other night, off duty in Akron, 0., he and some

friends got into an auto to go to Cleveland 30 milesaway, to attend a theater. It was a commonplaceenough trip; thousands of people make it daily. Buthere Fate played her trick.

The auto collided with another car at a cross roadsOlsen was instantly killed.

Strange, the way things happen. To escape thedangers of aviation through thousands of miles offlying, only to die in an automobile while driving toa theater—there is a grim irony in it.

PROGRESS TOWARD TOLERANCEFor all the talk about bigotry and intolerance, this

land of ours is making progress. Every so oftensome little development comes to flash encourage-

ment to us.

Dr. Lynn Harold Hough has been pastor of theCentral Methodist Church at Detroit. He recentlyresigned to accept a pastorate in another city. Andthe other day, on the eve of his departure, he wascalled to the campus of Detroit University and giventhe degree of Doctor of Laws.

That is interesting because of the fact that theUniversity of Detroit is a Catholic institution.Presentation of the degree was made by the VeryRev. John P. McNicholas, a Jesuit.

The incident makes good reading. When a Meth-odist pastor can be honored by a Catholic universitythe land can’t he gripped quite as sharply by religiousrivalry as some people have tried to make us think.

the folds of blanket," says theproducer-director. "He is ambi-tious. The screen has never pic-tured the true Indian. Indians arethe real American fathers so whyshould they be misrepresented onthe screen? Why not show them asthe intelligent, creative personalitiesthat they are?"

{CTjynis date /A.RICAN

JtdJ H I ST OR.YJune 21

1783—Armed U. S. troops surround-ed Congress in Philadelphiaand demanded redress ofgrievances, forcing Congressto adjourn to Princeton.

1788—New Hampshire ratified theConstitution.

1892—Grover Cleveland nominatedfor president by the Demo-cratic convention at Chicago.

NO SUCH THINGSyracuse, June 21.—The jury was

not a bunch of gadabouts. But theydid work overtipio in renderingLa de-cision against Mrs. Bessie Stone,whose husband was killed in an automishap. So attorney for the plain-tiff protested that the jury was ex-hausted and unable to render a justverdict following deliberation of 24hours and 35 minutes. “They hadthree square meals and good beds,”said Justice E. I. Edgcomb, in deny-ing the appeal for a new trial.

NO SAVVY"Janet just took me for a ride.”“Did you enjoy her proximity?""What d’ye mean—it's a Chrys-

ler."—Judge.

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE

The Good Samaritan

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iHTteir LettersDear Marye:

You know me pretty well,daughter, for you realized I wouldnot care for your plan to becomea mannequin. It has really quiteupset me.

If you must have a job, I thinkyou could find something more im-portant and more soul-satisfyingthan parading around all day likea peacock, catering to the vanityof women who have nothing to dobut spend money—on themselves.

It isn’t, you understand, that Ihave anything against mannequins,but it just seems to me an emptysort of a job, whose only recom-mendation would be that you reallyhad to have work.

I don’t want to dictate to you, andyou wouldn’t let me if I did. Butif Alan objects, I wish you wouldnot insist on going into MadameElise’s shop. I can see how hemight think it quite the wrongenvironment for you.

When you were little, and I hadmy hands so full of housework,family sewing, and caring for you,I used to think how marvelous itwould be to have time—just to havetwo hours that I could waste with-out feeling things pile up to be done.It never occurred to me that I wasfortunate to he kept so occupied.But maybe I was.

I expect to have a busy week my-self, making strawberry preservesand finishing my coat. I supposeit seems perfectly natural for youto buy preserves, pastries, andpickles, but I just couldn’t.

And I would feel very uncomfort-able if I could not go* into my owncellar and see a fair supply ofcanned fruit put up with my ownhands. Just as you would havebeen unhappy as a child, withoutthe cookie jar that I always keepfilled even now.

All that is part of being an old-fashioned woman, I suppose. Andyet there is a sort of peace and

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I completion about routine householdI tasks that I should miss.

I’m not scolding or moralizing. I! just want you to be happy. Writeoften, \ MOM.

NEXT: Winning Alan’s consent.

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New York, June 21.—M*)—Scat-tered notes from a Manhattanramble. . . The trickcyclist who, in years agone, saw hisname on the big billings

. Today with a sandwich sign upon1 | his back, and a straw hat-linen

, t duster make-up of a burlesque rubecomedian, he pedals an ancient uni-

! cycle through the crowded traffic ofthe broadway belt.

A kitten, loose in a Fifth Avenue’ window, slapping at the hem of a

> $250 gown Babies! roped in buggies while “the mam-

r ma" runs a vegetable stand. . ..

' A radio screeching from a push cart.¦ . . . . Tommy Nolan and Annie

[ King, who once were the Charles-, ton champions of somewhere-or-

r other? This• town is full of “yesterday heroes.”

' . . .. And is continually on the

look-out for tomorrow’sI Whereupon the yesterday people; must shift for themselvesI The law of clean-up quick is thes standard. . . . Waiter Donald-i son, who wrote “Blue Heaven.” . .

. . . And made enough money tobecome a partner in a new music

I firm. . . Nicholas Murray, the, “artistical” photographer, who holds, the fencing championship and will

go to the Olympic games with hisi foils. . . . That’s the inevitable

adjustment of things; the photog-. rapher would feign be the fencer

i and the bridge champion would giveall his cups to be able to play golf. .

Oh yes, those golf schools thathave sprung up in the lifts in andaround 42nd street. . . And thefat papas of the theatre belt, go-ing to “school” in plus fours. . .

The rogues* gallery flavor that at-taches to the taxicab licensephotos. . . Stock tickers operat-ing in the better class speakeasies.... After that recent bull raidthe boys needed many “shots” tosteady their if-any nerves. . .

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Sour faces in the Wall Street belt.• • • • “Well, Bill, what goesup must come .down!” ....

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lawful wallop at the Horatio Algertales of Wall Street. Time waswhen the favorite theme concernedthe rise of the “Street’s” messengerboys to positions of trust and power.Thousands of ladv—particularlythose from out-of-town—begin theircareers as “runners” on the street.But machinery is soon going to putthem out of business, I am told.A large number of the errands andmessage carrying can be done by a

I wire-ticker system that is to beadopted in the money belt.

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With aviation so wildly in theair, Broadway might have been ex-pected to experience an invasion ofthe “flying racket.” Just as “movieschools” opened by the dozen whenthe films were young and innocent,

I just so is the youthful imaginationfired by assurances that one canlearn to fly without leaving theground. Several such rackets referto themselves as “wing groundschools” and have been holding theirclasses in Broadway rehearsal halls.

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They tell of a salesn an of “gigglewater” who insisted that he had gen-uine pre-war stuff. A prospectivecustomer demanded a sample andwas accommodated.

“Omigosh!” cried the taster, ashe swallowed down the usual varietyof embalming fluid. “I thought yousaid you had pre-war stuff.”

“Well, there’s goin’ to be anotherwar some day, ain’t they?” cameback the indignant bootlegger.

GILBERT SWAN.(Copyright 1928, NEA Service, Inc)

f BARBS 1Some Pittsburgh telephone users

protested the naming of an exchange“Brandywine” since it suggestedliquor. Guess we had better changethe name of that battle in our his-tories to the Battle of Lemon Phos-phate or something.

* * *

A New York woman who diedleft $1 each to her three former hus-bands. Death makes philanthropistsof some of us.

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How can one look at the wonder-ful record Babe Ruth is making thisyear and still think we ought tothrow out the Republican adminis-tration ?

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Dispatches say that Hugh Levenof Pittsburgh is the world’s greatest

By Ahern

ENERGY FROM THE SUNAll of our energy comes from the

sun. Most of our muscular forcecomes from the food we eat. Thiswe obtain from plants or from ani-mals which feed upon plants, andplants require the sunshine to growand to store food material. Onlyplants have the property of using

the radiant energy in such a waythat they convert carbon dioxide intocarbohydrates, and absorb nitrogenfrom the soil.

Not only the energy in our foodcomes from the sun, but every forcein the world, such as burning coal,exploding gasoline, and electricity,can all be traced to the sun’s forces.

The most astounding effect of thesun is its effect on plants. Plantshave been experimentally grown oneseason without sunlight, and eventhough during the succeeding seasonthey are exposed to the direct raysof the sun, most species willbecomeextinct in four generations.

The sun also affects the humanbody. We have in a slight degreesome ability to use the sun’s raysdirectly in much the same mannerthat the plant does. A lack of sun-light will produce a lessened num-ber of red corpuscles and a lack ofcoagulation in the blood. A lack ofsunlight also causes an increase inthe fluid parts of the body and inthe white blood cells, producingdiseases known as luekemia andanemia.

The sun’s rays also aid in our as-similation of calcium and some fattysubstances. The treatment of sun-bathing is especially recommendedin anemia, tuberculosis, rickets,asthma, catarrh, chronic tonsillitis,nephritis and diabetes.

One of the handicaps of moderncivilization is that we have empha-sized the idea of modesty to such anextent that we wear too much cloth-ing. Consequently, these life-givingrays of the sun are completely shutoff from our bodies except on theface and hands. Physicians have at-tempted to produce an artificiallight which can be applied to ther.ude body. This light producesultra-violet rays, and has been at-tended with some success, but themost satisfactory results come fromusing the direct sunlight, since thereseems to be some unknown energy inthe sunlight that is lacking in thechemical ultra-violet rays.

When taking a sunbath, either inthe nude or at the beach, one shouldalways bear in mind the fact that anoverdose of these rays is injurious.Most people have the mistaken be-lief that if a little sunshine is gooda great deal will be better. Sunshineis of course very dangerous, as thepores become so swollen and injuredby the burn that a proper elimina-tion of poisons from the body can-not take place. Be careful not tobe sunburned today because this isthe longest day in the year.

A small amount of sunburn like-wise affects the. body in a. propor-tionate manner. Even the faintestglow on the skin is injurious as longas it lasts. It is therefore muchbetter to measure your sunbath so as

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to produce an increasing tan eachtime over several exposures than to

try to become tanned through theeffects of only one or two sunburns,

The tanning of the skin, or thesunburn, cannot in themselves bebeneficial. The only helpful thingabout a sunbath is the absorption ofthe ultra-violet rays by the blood.The skin becomes tanned only be-cause the body is trying (o protectitself against too much sunlight towhich it has not been accustomed.The darkening of the skin thereforeacts as a protection 'against theultra-violet rays so that the time ofeach exposure must be increased dayby day in order to daily get the samebenefit.

GUESTIONS AND ANSWERSQuestion: H. J. L. asks: “With

what diseases does one lose fleshand strength?”

Answer: Tuberculosis, cancer,and most of the deficiency diseases,a$ scurvy, rickets, etc.

Question: Reader asks: “Willyou please suggest a diet that wouldbe suitable for a person who is go-ing to business everyday?”

Answer: The foods named in themenus which appear in this columneach week can be secured in anyordinary restaurant if you are notliving at home. I purposely makethese weekly menus so liberal thatthere will be no difficulty in yourbeing able to get your choice fromthe foods I prescribe.

Question: Mrs. O. J. writes: “Nomatter how much work I do, I do notseem able to perspire. Also, I suf-fer a great deal from rheumatism.”

Answer: Those who have anykind of rheumatism always havedifficulty in perspiring. I believethis is due to the rheumatic toxemiawhich seems to poison the body tosuch an extent that the pores of theskin do not open freely. If you willget rid of your rheumatic poisonsthrough dieting and increasing thehealth of your skin by frequentbathing, you will soon find that youwill begin to perspire freely. Whencopious sweating finally starts, itis a sure sign that you have reducedyour rheumatic diathesis and youwill be well on the road to recovery.

Question: S. G. asks: “Wouldyou suggest the orange fast for agrowth on the spine under the in-testines?”

Answer: An orangejuice fast isalways indicated in the treatmentof any abnormal growth where anoperation is not advisable. If thegrowth is not cut out, it must beabsorbed and eliminated through theblood stream. Fasting relieves thebody of the burden of assimilationand the building of tissues, and givesthe body forces more chance to elimi-nate toxins or any abnormal growths

tyer of knots. Send the man toHollywood.

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Forty million tourists will travelthe roads of the country this sum-mer, according to the American Au-tomobile Association. Such a crowdought to get results if they’d boy-cott the goods advertised on thoseglaring billbodWs.

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Citizens* associations find thecrime situation in Chicago not sogood despite Big Bill’s ringing as-surances. Sometimes we think thatwhat Chicago needs is a few com-panionate hangings.

New York producers agree thatthe girl shows are the best sum-mer attractions. The showmenseldom have a falling out on a limb.

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At the Movies |

CAPITOL THEATRERomantic farce, well screened,

with Lois Moran in a dual person-ality role, is the offering at theCapitol Theatre, where “Don’tMarry” a refreshing comedy dramawillbe shown today Thursday.

Primarily it is a story of a mod-ern girl who wants to throw off theshackles of her mid-Victorian-mind-ed aunt, but who, in doing so, fallsin love with a puritanical* youngman, who almost changes her entireviewpoint on-life.

Miss Moran, cast as PriscillaBowen, gives an excellent perform-ance in the dual role of a flapperwho turns old-fashioned to win herman, and who then has to revert totype to hold him. Miss Moran notonly handles the humorous situa-tions with finesse and understand-ing, but brings' to the screen twoentirely different personalities thathold the interest of her fansthroughout the picture.

The entire production registers100 per cent in entertainment valuefrom the first reel to the last.

ELTINGE THEATREThey offered him $5,000 a month

if he would leave them alone. Thegirl he was mad about offered himher love if he would throw away hisdetective lieutenant’s badge, turnagainst society, and join with theunderworld crooks. It was wealthand the love he wanted more thananything else against honor.

George Bancroft, as detectiveLieutenant Two-Gun Nolan, has thatdecision to make in “The Drag Net,”coming to the Eltinge for Fridayand Saturday. The choice he makesand the terrific dangers he encoun-ters in adhering to his decision arepictured in thrilling fashion in thispulse quickening melodrama of theeternal battle the man of the lawwages against the crooks of theunderworld.

George Bancroft, the star, willberemembered as “BillWeed” of “Un-derworld”. He is not the only mem-ber of “The Drag Net” cast whoplayed in “Underworld,” however.Evelyn Brent was the leading wo-man in that picture and she is thegirl of “The Drag Net”. Fred Koh-ler was a gang leader in “Under-world” and hhs a similar role in thispicture. William Powell takes thepart of the crooks’ chieftain.

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Incorporations i

Incorporations: Minot BricVand Tile company, $25,000; WillianrG. Riebe and Bert Carr, Minot ancJohn A. Verzatt, Burlington.

Union Brokerage company, Portal$10,000; C. T. Holmes and H. JKramer, Portal, and M. O. Burchand C. M. Anderson, St. Paul.

Peterson-Schroeder Co., Souris$25,000; John and Arthur Petersonand Henry Schroeder.

Tri-City Motor Transportatiorcompany, Fargo, $25,000; Frank L.Kuhlmeyer, R. F. Gunkelman ancE. J. Schonberg.

Glen Ullin Gas company, to supplygas for Glen Ullin, $25,000; MichaelTschida and M. J. Tschida, GlenUllin, and L. A. Tavis, Mandan.

Dickinson Stores, Inc., New Rock-ford, $25,000; E. E. Dickinson, A. S.Dickinson and B. E. Dickinson, NewRockford; T. L. Dickinson and P.A. Dickinson, Beach.

Linton Creamery company, Lin-ton, $15,000; E. R. Schultz and H. J.Fernholz, Linton; A. C. Schultz, F.J. Fernholz and L. H. Fernholz.Arcadia, Wisconsin.

Burda Tractor company, Dickin-son, $10,000; Frank Sylvia and Or-ville Burda.

Associated Investors, Inc., Bis-marck, $25,000; F. E. Hedden, A. E.Brink, R. B. Webb, P. A. Wachter,C. J. Lynch, E. W. Leonard, W. E.Cole, M. H. Atkinson, E. B. Cox andGordon Cox.

DIDN’T LAST LONGColumbus, 0., June 21.—Some

months ago James Nichols, 84, aCivil War veteran, married MaryNichols, 64. After the honeymoon,they settled down to the proverbial“happy ever after”. But Nicholshas now filed suit for divorce, claim-ing that his wife complains he isold and infirm.

Admission to the Roman zoo isnow eight eents on “popular pricedSundays.”

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THURSDAY, JUNE 21,1928