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E c h o e s F r o m T h e H i g h l a n d s VOLUME 34, ISSUE 8 CALIFORNIA STATE UNIVERSITY, SAN BERNARDINO NOVEMBER 24, 1999
Don't get crushed by the Hoiliday Stress!! Have a little Fun!
Run for your life It's a Man-Eating Ihrkev!
Thanksgiving Day Special November 24, 1999 The Covote Chronicle Page 2
Quotable Quotes for Your Memory Warning: Dates on calendar are
closer then they appear.
In the history of life no good news has followed the sentence. "We have to talk."
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
When one door of happiness close, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.
-Helen Keller
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-Ziggy
The greatest happiness of lite is the conviction that we are loved-loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.
-Victor Hugo
People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.
-Abraham Lincoln
In order to have great happiness,
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you have to have great pain and unhappiness- otherwise how would you know when you are happy?
-Leslie Caron
These are hundreds of languages in the world, but a smile speaks them all.
I thoroughly disapprove of duels, however if a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain
Love yourself just and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get
anything done in this world. -Lucille Ball
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her. -Anonymous
Tell me who admires you and loves you, and I will tell you who you are.
-Charles Augustin Sainle-Beauve
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Others stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts and we are never ever the same.
children in her arms, you know you really love a woman.
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
True love is knowing a persons fault, and loving them even more for them.
Shop smart, shop Smart! -Ash, Army of Darkness
Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent.
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The best ideas come after you think you've run out of them.
When you can see you un-born Time is a river without banks.
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Because he and President Andrew "Old Hickory" Jackson were so close, James Polk was often referred to as "young Hickory."
The northernmost city in the U.S. is Barrow, Alaska.
In 1913, the Ford Motor Company establishes the first moving assembly line and established the 40-hour workweek.
James Polk was the only Speaker of the House who went on to become President.
The most popular type of radio station in the U.S. is country.
They make up for a quarter of all commercial stations.
Mozart wrote the Jupiter sym-phony-his last-in less than 16 days.
Michael Jordan took up basketball because his parents were worried he would be injured playing football. Short at 14 and underweight. he was not an immediate success.
Gothic art emerged around the 13th century, with works characterized by a linear, graceful, elegant style, more naturalistic than previous artwork.
A pair of the same kind of dogs is called a brace.
Despite having become an American citizen, film director Alfred Hitchcock was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II of England for his work in film.
The peanut came to be known as the goober because it is a varia
tion of the Congolese word nguba.
To keep brown sugar soft, put a piece of fresh bread in the container and close it securely. The following day you will find the sugar soft. Or empty the sugar into a glass jar or clean coffee can with plastic lid, add several marshmal-lows, and close tightly.
The people of Assyria in the ancient Middle East made ornamental cups from ostrich eggs.
Serenade literally means "evening music." If you were to sing to someone in the morning,
it would be an aubade.
For many years the Belgian mystery writer Georges Simenon wrote, on average, one novel every eleven days.
Ounce for ounce the strongest bone in the body is the ihighbone-and it's hollow.
The eyelids of snakes do not move. They are fused.
Did you know that a fish called the climbing perch can sometimes live out of water for two days? They can also climb trees.
The disconnect button on a telephone is called the plunger.
Leonardo da Vinci invented the scissors.
In a table tennis tournament match in 1936, Alex Ehrlich of Poland and Paneth Farcas of Rumania volleyed for 2 hours and 12 minutes on the opening serve.
A strong military leader, Zachary Taylor was given the nickname "Old Rough and Ready" by his troops.
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There is a hotel in Jukkagaerui, Sweden which is built entirely out of ice, it is built each fall and melts each May.
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The Granny Smith apple originated in 1869 when Maria Ann Smith planted seeds rotting in a gin barrel in New South Wales, Australia.
The expression 'wet your whistle' came from England. Since the pubs could get rather noisy, the makers of the ceramic beer mugs began to bake whistles inot the handles. So when you wanted a drink, you would 'wet your whistle.'
Apples are more effective at keeping people awake in the morning then caffeine.
Alfred Hitchcokc had no belly button for it was eliminated during surgery.
Napolean made his battle plans in a sandbox.
Babies are born without knee caps. They appear when a child is 2-6 years of age.
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210-lb. Man-Eating Turkey Attacks CSUSB Campus A Fictional Story
By Jorgie Salazar
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Thanksgiving is quickly approaching and it is the lime of year where we all get a little bit "Turkey Crazy". Around this time of year millions of people think about nothing other than eating turkey with all the fixings. Thanksgiving is infamous for the consumption of millions innocent turkeys each year. But what happened at California State University San Bernardino is an isolated act of retaliation.
Apparently, disgruntled scientist, Dr. Anita Goodstory in her laboratory was attempting to breed the largest corn fed turkey in captivity. After many failed attempts she decided to simply create a turkey using the latest advancements in cloning and DNA splicing. What she came up with was a Jiving breathing 210-pound man eating turkey monster. She immediately began entering it into County Fairs up and down the California coast. It was a natural progression that after winning all the awards and prizes they move on to bigger better things. Unfortunately, the next logical step was to take the giant bird to cock fights in nearby Muscoy. The turkey monster was unstoppable, destroying every opponent it faced.
Until one fateful night when the fighting turkey was entered into competition, all of the trainers pulled their fighters. The crowd rioted and some of the cages were rattled working up the birds. A few nf fhf r"i(Tpc wprp nnoned allow-, N V > . V \ r ^ V . V V
ing the excited poultry to attack the audience. The police came and arrested' Dr. Goodstory as she watched her turkey monster escape into the night. The police search came up empty, they were unable to find a 210-pound man eating turkey running loose.
There have been several turkey monster sightings, mostly coming from local supermarkets around the CSUSB campus. It was harassing the customers who were purchasing ingredients and supplies for the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday. Then most recently, the man-eating turkey was seen on campus.
The turkey overheard a couple of the dorm residents were discussing having to eat turkey dinner in the commons. The turkey monster then followed the students to campus, where it went on a rampage destroying everything in its path, leaving a trail of its huge claw prints.
The campus police were unable to catch the giant turkey. It fled into the back hills before Animal Control could be called. The search for the giant turkey continues. Many are wondering where exactly the 210-pound man eating turkey could be. If you are hoping to catch a glimpse of the monster, it has been rumored that at night it comes down to drink from the sprinklers that water the grass at CSUSB. All I know is, on Thanksgiving Day I will be a 210-nound man. eating turkev.
Thanksgiving Day Games November 24. 1999 The Covote Chronicle
1. What you eat off of 2. People close to you 3. Bill Cosby's favorite dessert toppings 4. I'm going to make out of you. 5 . chandelier 6. If you eat to much you'll get 7. Sliver of wood used after eating 8. Mayflower Passengers 9. The people that were here first 10. Round pie 11. What is said before eating dinner 12. What does a cartoon turkey say 13. The cloth on the table 14. What will rot in your fridge forever 15. What goes inside the turkey 16. A holiday sauce 17. Poured oh mashed potatoes
Ballons Blessing Corn Cranberry Dressing Floats Football Gobble Gravy Ham
Indians Nap Parade Pie Pilgrim Pumpkin Rolls Stuffing Sweet Potatoes Turkey