November 2021 #579
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Spring 2022 League Champion * wins $37 in IWA credit ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon (1,145-218-31) *13 $2,491,900 … #140 or 501 TV Champion EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA (442-93-11) *12 $796,700 … #60 or 502 Central Plains Champion EDGE: Bad News Boyd (166-50-12) *11 $369,700 … #19 or 503 East Coast Champion TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mut (146-49-7) *3 $318,500 … #58 or 504 Great Lakes Champion EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm (101-66-11) *8 $879,800 … #35 or 505 Mid-Atlanc Champion Masked Prince (735-125-15) *2 $981,700 … #190 or 506 Northeast Champion VIRUS: The Sniffer of Biden (46-23-9) *5 $176,100 … #137 or 507 Pacific Northwest Champion VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues (128-32-3) *4 $331,000 … #73 or 508 Rocky Mountains Champion EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy (132-79-15) *12 $510,800 … #7 or 509 Southeast Champion TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Bruno Mut (276-162-28) *15 $852,000 … #71 or 510 Southwest Champion * from the bale royal ORDER/FAM: Elroy (719-268-28) *10 $2,108,000 … #87 or 511 West Coast Champion * from the bale royal VIRUS/LB: Duke Nukem (1,812-387-63) *16 $3,548,200 … #171 or 512 League Tag-team Champions Masked Harlequin and Masked Prince #61 & #190 or 789 TV Tag-team Champions VIRUS: Mr. Deeezz Knutzz and ICE ICE DADDY #5 & #129 or 987 League Six-man Champions * win 5 free matches VIRUS: Bruiser Bret Brown, Aggressive Denial, and David Von Adkisson #114, #149, & #150 or 789 TV Six-man Champions ORDER/FAM: The Menacing Minister, Leroy, and Elroy #6, #18, & #87 or 987 #585
Transcript of November 2021 #579
Spring 2022
League Champion * wins $37 in IWA creditORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon(1,145-218-31) *13 $2,491,900 … #140 or 501
TV ChampionEDGE: Awesome Sean MCA(442-93-11) *12 $796,700 … #60 or 502
Central Plains ChampionEDGE: Bad News Boyd(166-50-12) *11 $369,700 … #19 or 503
East Coast ChampionTBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mut(146-49-7) *3 $318,500 … #58 or 504
Great Lakes ChampionEDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm(101-66-11) *8 $879,800 … #35 or 505
Mid-Atlantic ChampionMasked Prince(735-125-15) *2 $981,700 … #190 or 506
Northeast ChampionVIRUS: The Sniffer of Biden(46-23-9) *5 $176,100 … #137 or 507
Pacific Northwest ChampionVIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues(128-32-3) *4 $331,000 … #73 or 508
Rocky Mountains ChampionEDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy(132-79-15) *12 $510,800 … #7 or 509
Southeast ChampionTBABIT/PUPTARTS: Bruno Mut(276-162-28) *15 $852,000 … #71 or 510
Southwest Champion * from the battle royalORDER/FAM: Elroy(719-268-28) *10 $2,108,000 … #87 or 511
West Coast Champion * from the battle royalVIRUS/LB: Duke Nukem(1,812-387-63) *16 $3,548,200 … #171 or 512
League Tag-team ChampionsMasked Harlequin and Masked Prince#61 & #190 or 789
TV Tag-team ChampionsVIRUS: Mr. Deeezz Knutzz and ICE ICE DADDY#5 & #129 or 987
League Six-man Champions * win 5 free matchesVIRUS: Bruiser Bret Brown, Aggressive Denial, and David Von Adkisson#114, #149, & #150 or 789
TV Six-man ChampionsORDER/FAM: The Menacing Minister, Leroy, and Elroy#6, #18, & #87 or 987
#585
2 ASL Rankings
1. VIRUS: Medieval Tymes (6,822-1,042-191) *133 $26,876,500.......................#94
2. VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht
(10,765-845-256) *174 $20,114,900...............................................................#86
3. VIRUS: Mike Drake (8,533-1,130-172) *124 $13,533,800...............................#17
4. VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker (6,412-642-223) *195 $9,771,000..................#111
5. VIRUS/LB: Immortal Superstar Frank Leatherman Snow
(4,605-1,052-205) *63 $9,307,400................................................................#143
6. VIRUS/LB: Robert Van Damage (4,113-1,000-171) *75 $8,820,000..............#108
7. VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat (3,815-1,060-219) *66 $8,696,800. #187
8. VIRUS/LB: Saxe Gotha (3,242-1,030-212) *68 $8,047,500..............................#54
9. VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine (1,483-209-30) *16 $2,589,600.........#102
10. VIRUS/CHAMP: Nightmare Sam Hell (1,448-522-202) *142 $2,604,900........#75
11. ORDER/FAM: The Menacing Minister (1,025-189-41) *14 $2,389,500............#6
12. VIRUS: Lord of Illusions (1,245-476-200) *130 $2,790,800.............................#83
13. ORDER/FAM: Leroy (806-195-49) *12 $2,262,900..........................................#18
14. VIRUS: Bruiser Brett Brown (878-346-138) *104 $1,759,100.......................#114
15. VIRUS: Classy Eddie Degrassi (789-288-112) *83 $1,960,800.........................#76
16. VIRUS: Cuzzin Critter (535-135-26) *19 $1,292,400........................................#99
17. VIRUS: Drake Danger (443-242-52) *46 $1,604,700.......................................#97
18. TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog (229-67-18) *5 $441,700..................#95
19. VIRUS: Insane H.B. Shatterday (235-77-11) *10 $891,000............................#110
20. VIRUS: Big Salty Shatterday (249-93-23) *14 $997,200................................#177
21. TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt (271-129-31) *16 $794,500...........................#15
22. VIRUS: Mike “The Mangler” Eaves (358-229-45) *35 $1,537,300..................#52
23. VIRUS: Mean Mike Eaves (466-343-49) *53 $2,364,200...............................#153
24. TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tony “Zippy” Dog (136-28-6) *6 $327,800.......................#90
25. VIRUS: Duke Danger (326-219-51) *41 $1,469,300........................................#26
26. TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “The Protege” Cassius Stone
(358-253-47) *16 $1,372,700..........................................................................#77
27. TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Rocko Mutt (138-36-9) *5 $320,000................................#57
28. VIRUS: Mr. Eaves (288-207-37) *37 $1,318,200............................................#124
29. TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Ol’ Bud Dog (97-26-14) *4 $205,500................................#66
30. VIRUS: Marshall Von Adkisson (94-36-9) *11 $464,500................................#122
31. VIRUS: The King of Schwing M.J. (96-43-5) *12 $312,000..............................#33
32. EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane (119-68-20) *10 $496,300.........................#38
33. VIRUS: Kevin Von Adkisson (87-39-6) *12 $393,400.....................................#165
34. TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “Bad News” Nas Car (181-138-28) *12 $658,600............#78
35. VIRUS: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz (81-41-15) *15 $344,800................................#12
36. VIRUS: Ross Von Adkisson (88-50-14) *14 $489,600.......................................#34
37. GLOW: Orange Lightning #2 (63-26-3) *1 $121,400.....................................#144
38. VIRUS: Huckleberry (56-20-6) *7 $187,300.....................................................#70
39. EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West (122-89-14) *12 $647,400................#118
40. VIRUS: Burnt Bernzey (60-33-8) *9 $519,200....................................................#8
41. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Dzzz Knutzz (64-38-5) *10 $329,300.....................................#9
42. VIRUS: Looney Knutzz (118-94-14) *14 $457,300...........................................#28
43. TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tommy “Puppy” Dog (68-44-6) *4 $280,400...................#80
44. VIRUS: Mr. Deeezz Knutzz (64-40-11) *15 $313,900.........................................#5
45. VIRUS: Ricky Shane Page (47-25-5) *14 $191,400...........................................#47
46. VIRUS: Slapped Fate (239-218-39) *43 $1,389,800.......................................#148
47. VIRUS: Crazy Knutzz (97-77-8) *13 $499,800..................................................#10
48. VIRUS: ICE ICE DADDY (40-20-2) *7 $145,800...............................................#129
49. Masked Harlequin (58-48-1) *5 $190,500.......................................................#61
50. TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Michael “Salty” Dog (38-28-3) *1 $163,500..................#138
51. VIRUS: Kerry Von Adkisson (67-60-7) *13 $348,400.......................................#27
52. VIRUS: David Von Adkisson (41-39-9) *10 $398,900.....................................#150
53. VIRUS: Junik Matteo IV (21-19-2) *1 $63,100.................................................#24
54. VIRUS: Masked Mauler (25-25-3) *4 $143,800.............................................#142
55. VIRUS: Scratch-N-Snif (19-22-6) *2 $156,300..............................................#136
56. SOS/|: Remy Hoyt (9-12) *5 $83,800................................................................#3
57. SOS/|: Bo Hardy (6-11) *2 $76,200.................................................................#36
58. SOS/|: Waylon Harr (9-18-4) *1 $83,800........................................................#32
59. SOS/|: Dunne Harr (3-13) *2 $62,200.............................................................#16
60. TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Billy “Bull” Dog (53-64-9) *2 $246,500............................#72
61. VIRUS: T-VIRUS (45-59-11) *5 $318,500..........................................................#79
62. SOS/|: Ray Runnels (7-33-1) *3 $95,900.........................................................#14
63. VIRUS: Aggressive Denial (222-262-32) *28 $1,383,200...............................#149
64. SOS/|: Roy Rotundo (8-52-3) *3 $86,700........................................................#21
65. Chris Champion (204-613-1) $336,000..........................................................#170
66. Sean Champion (84-1,571-1) $377,600...........................................................#22
67. Fat Andy (1,372-408-66) *22 $2,975,000......................................................#120
68. IMT/ARMY: Draxxor (1,123-209-24) *28 $602,000..........................................#31
69. IMT/ARMY: Shatter (1,088-225-44) *34 $977,400..........................................#37
70. IMT/ARMY: God of Thunder (1,293-485-78) *45 $2,065,600.........................#41
71. IMT/ARMY: The Starchild (1,379-614-94) *35 $2,439,100..............................#67
72. Jigger (1,064-333-58) *16 $2,615,400...........................................................#125
73. COT: The Tyrant L.M. Vicious (1,024-349-58) *24 $1,390,000........................#46
74. IMT/ARMY: The Scorpion (1,167-501-80) *41 $2,047,000..............................#65
75. IMT/ARMY: Cold Blood (924-271-54) *36 $924,300........................................#23
76. The Giant Bob (666-110-31) *10 $1,256,900................................................#161
77. COT: The Ultimate Nightmare (704-172-43) *23 $639,300...............................#1
78. COT: The Twisted Prodigy (622-156-49) *26 $2,140,500................................#13
79. VIRUS: Kamikaze Kabuki Dragon (789-447-61) *32 $2,168,400....................#147
80. CC: California Executioner 2 (539-218-32) *24 $1,256,700..........................#182
81. The Bowl God (423-227-44) *11 $1,450,700.................................................#123
82. VIRUS: Inazuma (247-104-20) *24 $800,100.................................................#133
83. VIRUS: Jazzman (111-49-12) *13 $490,200.....................................................#81
84. “The One” Masa Onita (196-137-19) *3 $555,600.........................................#93
85. Nathanfly (148-93-7) *9 $496,500................................................................#159
ASL Rankings 3
86. VIRUS: Christian Michaels (104-69-14) *13 $484,400...................................#107
87. Hammerfist Corbin (89-61-11) *7 $284,200.................................................#185
88. King Kong Bradley (135-109-11) *9 $465,600...............................................#152
89. VIRUS: “King of Monsters” Wesley Spickelmier (66-52-5) *11 $380,900........#59
90. EDGE: Metal Raine (83-74-14) *8 $476,600..................................................#135
91. COT: Controlled Chaos (17-15-1) *1 $65,700..................................................#69
92. GLOW: Sue Ellen the Leprechaun (30-30-2) *2 $175,500...............................#40
93. Brandon the Truant Officer (78-79-8) *4 $265,300.......................................#127
94. EDGE: Metal Reign (74-76-10) *7 $462,400..................................................#131
95. Randy Stryker (16-20) $58,400......................................................................#112
96. EDGE: Metalya Rayne (27-34-8) *3 $236,000...............................................#155
97. COT: The Reaper (2-12) $2,100......................................................................#132
98. EDGE: Mommy (55-67-6) *4 $262,700..........................................................#160
99. COT: Silent Rage (16-28-1) *2 $52,900............................................................#64
100. Kid Malicious (25-41-4) $88,800....................................................................#151
101. NFG: Black Pantera 4000 (135-152-3) *4 $334,800......................................#100
102. Y: Elephant Titus Yount (47-64-6) *1 $159,000.............................................#156
103. Mr. Sexy Sheldon Travis (43-60-6) *2 $218,200.............................................#188
104. VIRUS: Tai Thonbo (61-84-9) *5 $369,900.......................................................#89
105. ZOO: Hawaii Orange (2-25) $20,000..............................................................#109
106. ZOO: Wyoming Orange (2-26) *1 $16,500....................................................#106
107. Y: Dreadful David Deardof (22-47-4) $119,100............................................#189
108. Mike Hammer (13-38) $44,600.....................................................................#116
109. EDGE: Metalya Rein (9-36-4) *3 $186,300....................................................#154
110. VIRUS: “Spotlight” Carlos Spickelmier (82-111-20) *14 $993,700................#176
111. SLAVE: Zig Zag Ziegler (29-65-3) *2 $153,500...............................................#158
112. Big Bad Bill Walker (88-128-7) *2 $391,000....................................................#30
113. Susie Q (347-424) *2 $579,200........................................................................#39
114. Old Man River (2-110) $20,700.....................................................................#164
115. Dorito the Luchador (5-120) $28,200............................................................#186
116. Randy Scouse Git (14-134) $56,700...............................................................#174
117. Wyatt Burp (9-133) $54,000..........................................................................#173
118. Nacho Average Luchador (2-127) $13,800....................................................#178
119. Outlaw Mike Maverick (12-140) $70,200......................................................#184
120. Flying Johnny T (2-138) $28,300....................................................................#169
121. Chuck Farley (4-151-1) $34,900.....................................................................#162
122. Blue Cyclone 1 (1-155) $2,900.......................................................................#175
123. Blue Cyclone 2 (1-234)...................................................................................#172
124. Dastardly Dan Dirtbag (3-275) $34,900...........................................................#44
125. Sneeze McDaniels (1-352) $39,100...............................................................#163
126. Prof. Horace Pain (2-420) $69,000...................................................................#98
127. Wolfgang Von Streudel (1-421) $6,200..........................................................#146
128. Screaming Willie Pinnum (1-424) $30,000....................................................#166
129. Chief Hockaloogie (3-433) $56,300...............................................................#157
130. Krusher Karl Kreel (1-441) $48,900..................................................................#96
131. Po Boy M.T. Pockets (1-460) $47,100...............................................................#45
132. The Lone Stranger (1-462) $43,600...............................................................#115
133. Johnny the Judge Dredd (1-465) $38,000........................................................#62
134. Karen (340-805-2) *2 $542,200.....................................................................#121
135. Little Joe Cartwheel (5-474) $23,000...............................................................#88
136. The Masked Target (1-493) $24,300................................................................#53
137. Trojan the Latex Warrior (2-495) $27,100.......................................................#85
138. Husky Harris (3-524) $31,100..........................................................................#63
139. Lefty Lomax (1-532) $76,100...........................................................................#92
140. El Tigre Rojo (1-548) $62,400..........................................................................#25
141. Kurt the Snake Plisten (1-609) $17,600.........................................................#104
142. Thunder Clapp (3-625) $111,900.....................................................................#29
143. Newscaster Ralph (1-662) $69,400..................................................................#84
144. Sparky Plugg (2-688) $94,300..........................................................................#74
145. El Diablo Sanchez (4-801) $99,400..................................................................#56
146. Roadie Rhodes (7-998) $142,000..................................................................#139
147. Christian Jakob (44-1,221) $130,600...............................................................#68
148. Jumping Jim Jupiter (3-1,184) $81,800............................................................#91
149. The Bench Warmer Jr. (6-1,242) $40,900......................................................#117
150. Santino Moonbeam (1-1,298) $20,000.........................................................#179
151. The Insane Warrior (5-1,557) $126,400........................................................#113
152. Rocstar (2-1,637) $3,800.................................................................................#55
153. ZOO: Cowboy Stanley Dred (0-0)...................................................................#105
154. ZOO: Private Whitey White (0-0).......................................................................#2
155. Headless Horseman (0-200) $4,700..............................................................#119
156. Al Dente (0-213) $14,600...............................................................................#134
157. Al Fresco (0-229) $7,900................................................................................#167
158. Kal Wayne (0-448) $17,000............................................................................#181
159. The Narcissist Oedipus Rex (0-540) $1,900...................................................#145
160. Beautiful Beaufort Love (0-562) $10,000........................................................#50
161. Mountain Man Rocky Hill (0-563) $63,200......................................................#51
162. Precious Paul Pringle (0-578) $22,300.............................................................#49
163. Matt Burns (0-604) $42,400............................................................................#43
164. The King Midas Golden (0-608) $63,900.........................................................#48
165. Pit Bull Victor Royce (0-1,052) $137,200.........................................................#20
166. Crybaby Canton (0-1,064) $54,300..................................................................#42
167. Lucky the 3-Legged Dog (0-1,207) $98,900...................................................#103
168. Stinky McReeky (0-1,224) $127,800..............................................................#101
169. Pepe the Putrid Old Mare (0-1,238) $90,700................................................#180
170. Patrick Danica (0-1,262) $101,200.................................................................#183
171. Dancing Lance Sugarfoot (0-1,273) $3,700...................................................#141
172. Rick O’Shea (0-1,314) $103,200....................................................................#168
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4 ASL Matches
Card 1: Held in Omaha (Atendance: 31,658)
VIRUS: Mike Drake destroyed COT: The Ultimate Nightmare at 8:25 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 24.
VIRUS: Mike Drake destroyed Lefty Lomax at 2:46 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 127.Masked Harlequin annihilated Pit Bull Victor Royce at 6:40 (Ankle Lock) by 94.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog defeated Beautiful Beaufort Love at 0:43
(Superplex) by 132.Masked Harlequin overpowered Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 0:32 (Headlock) by 113.VIRUS: T-VIRUS overpowered ORDER/FAM: Elroy at 27:21 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker defeated Stinky McReeky at 4:39 (Turnbuckle Smash)
by 90 (non-title).Masked Prince annihilated The Narcissist Oedipus Rex at 4:03 (Bodyslam) by 56.Main event: VIRUS: Medieval Tymes pinned VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker at 55:10
(Warp Slam) by 2.
Card 2: Held in Hollywood (Atendance: 44,918)
COT: The Ultimate Nightmare bested Sean Champion at 2:49 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 97 (no disqualification).
VIRUS: Mike Drake beat Krusher Karl Kreel at 6:48 (Back Elbow Smash) by 92.VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues annihilated Pit Bull Victor Royce at 1:38 (Fallaway
Slam) by 120.VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine outmuscled Beautiful Beaufort Love at 1:44
(Scorpion Deathlock) by 128.Masked Harlequin annihilated Rick O’Shea at 1:53 (Jester Bomb) by 173.VIRUS: T-VIRUS won over TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog at 29:55 (Atomic
Leg Drop) by 1.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Michael “Salty” Dog annihilated Stinky McReeky at 6:23 (Side
Slam) by 85.Kid Malicious over Chris Champion at 29:59 (Disqualification: used belt to hit oppo-
nent).Main event: TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt bested VIRUS: Medieval Tymes at 48:17
(We’re Done Here) by 3.
Card 3: Held in Gander (Atendance: 44,958)
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog defeated SOS/|: Remy Hoyt at 29:20 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.
VIRUS: Mike Drake pinned Prof. Horace Pain at 4:21 (Back Elbow Smash) by 79.VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht beat Pit Bull Victor Royce at 4:30 (Turn-
buckle Smash) by 99.VIRUS/LB: Robert Van Damage annihilated Beautiful Beaufort Love at 2:06 (Scorpion
Deathlock) by 129.Masked Harlequin destroyed Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 4:16 (Ankle Lock) by 95.VIRUS: Drake Danger beat VIRUS: T-VIRUS at 27:22 (Superplex) by 3.VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat won over Stinky McReeky at 6:31 (Chicken-
wing) by 88.VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat overpowered Al Fresco at 4:10 (Chickenwing)
by 73.Main event: TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt decked VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther
Kinderwacht at 46:19 (We’re Done Here) by 10.
Card 4: Held in Birmingham (Atendance: 31,799)
VIRUS: Mr. Deeezz Knutzz won over TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Rocko Mutt at 29:07 (AtomicLeg Drop) by 1.
VIRUS: Mike Drake bested NFG: Black Pantera 4000 at 8:52 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 29.ORDER/FAM: Elroy outmuscled Pit Bull Victor Royce at 0:55 (Turnbuckle Smash) by
115.
VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker decked Beautiful Beaufort Love at 1:56 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 132 (non-title).
Masked Harlequin overpowered Patrick Danica at 0:42 (Jester Bomb) by 168.VIRUS: T-VIRUS won over VIRUS: Cuzzin Critter at 28:57 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.Masked Prince won over Stinky McReeky at 6:05 (Bodyslam) by 92.Masked Prince defeated Al Fresco at 4:47 (Bodyslam) by 77.Main event: TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt beat TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Rocko Mutt at
54:37 (We’re Done Here) by 2.
Card 5: Held in Glasgow (Atendance: 30,937)
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt overpowered ORDER/FAM: The Menacing Minister at28:02 (We’re Done Here) by 4.
VIRUS: Mike Drake defeated Stinky McReeky at 6:43 (Back Elbow Smash) by 86.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog destroyed Pit Bull Victor Royce at 2:01
(Bodyslam) by 98.GLOW: Orange Lightning #2 pinned Beautiful Beaufort Love at 1:20 (Scorpion
Deathlock) by 132.VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues beat Johnny the Judge Dredd at 2:29 (Headlock) by
101.VIRUS: T-VIRUS annihilated VIRUS/LB: Robert Van Damage at 27:37 (Atomic Leg
Drop) by 3.VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine decked Lucky the 3-Legged Dog at 6:05 (Fall-
away Slam) by 95.VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat over Rick O’Shea at 4:26 (Disqualification:
used steel chair).Main event: TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt decked VIRUS/CHAMP: Nightmare Sam
Hell at 53:03 (We’re Done Here) by 2.
Card 6: Held in Cape Town (Atendance: 46,343)
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Rocko Mutt outmuscled ORDER/FAM: The Menacing Minister at 28:00 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2.
VIRUS: Mike Drake over Lucky the 3-Legged Dog at 6:34 (Count Out).VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine annihilated Pit Bull Victor Royce at 2:45 (Turn-
buckle Smash) by 118.VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat overpowered Beautiful Beaufort Love at 2:10
(Figure Four) by 131.Chris Champion beat Johnny the Judge Dredd at 6:54 (Champion) by 91.VIRUS: T-VIRUS annihilated VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker at 28:25 (Atomic Leg Drop)
by 1.VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine pinned The Insane Warrior at 7:15 (Fallaway
Slam) by 65.Masked Prince outmuscled Rick O’Shea at 1:47 (The Royal Pain) by 173.Main event: TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt annihilated TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy
“Dirty” Dog at 29:02 (We’re Done Here) by 5.
Card 7: Held in Indianapolis (Atendance: 49,074)
EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA defeated ORDER/FAM: The Menacing Minister at 28:09 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5.
VIRUS: Mike Drake over Kurt the Snake Plisten at 7:26 (Count Out).VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker defeated Pit Bull Victor Royce at 3:55 (Turnbuckle
Smash) by 100 (non-title).Masked Prince bested Beautiful Beaufort Love at 2:03 (Slingshot Suplex) by 137.VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues over Husky Harris at 28:28 (Count Out).ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon pinned VIRUS: T-VIRUS at 18:12 (Dragon Claw) by 8
(non-title).VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine over The Bench Warmer Jr. at 27:13 (Disqualifi-
cation: razor in boot).Mr. Sexy Sheldon Travis outmuscled Chris Champion at 5:31 (Sexy Driver) by 50.
ASL Matches 5
Main event: ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon destroyed TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt at 48:47 (Dragon Claw) by 4.
Card 8: Held in Atlanta (Atendance: 39,972)
VIRUS/CHAMP: Nightmare Sam Hell annihilated ORDER/FAM: The Menacing Minis-ter at 27:29 (Hellrazor) by 2.
VIRUS: Mike Drake decked ZOO: Wyoming Orange at 9:51 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 24.GLOW: Orange Lightning #2 won over Pit Bull Victor Royce at 4:02 (Headlock) by
100.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt beat Mountain Man Rocky Hill at 2:58 (Ankle Lock)
by 93.VIRUS/LB: Immortal Superstar Frank Leatherman Snow over Husky Harris at 4:55
(Count Out).VIRUS: T-VIRUS won over VIRUS: Big Salty Shatterday at 29:39 (Atomic Leg Drop) by
4.VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine won over Headless Horseman at 4:26 (Ankle
Lock) by 91.VIRUS/LB: Duke Nukem over Blue Cyclone 2 at 5:10 (Disqualification: loaded elbow
pad).Main event: ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon bested VIRUS: T-VIRUS at 15:46 (Dragon
Claw) by 8.
Card 9: Held in Bern (Atendance: 38,261)
ORDER/FAM: The Menacing Minister won over TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “Bad News” Nas Car at 27:26 (The Good Book) by 4.
VIRUS: Mike Drake defeated ZOO: Hawaii Orange at 10:47 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 25.VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat overpowered Pit Bull Victor Royce at 2:21
(Cradle Suplex) by 150.VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues won over Mountain Man Rocky Hill at 1:37 (Headlock)
by 90.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Ol’ Bud Dog destroyed Stinky McReeky at 5:51 (Headlock) by 85.Masked Prince outmuscled VIRUS: T-VIRUS at 27:50 (The Royal Pain) by 5 (non-title).VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine bested Karen at 9:21 (Dragon Sleeper) by 24.VIRUS/LB: Duke Nukem beat Wyatt Burp at 2:05 (Tornado DDT) by 141.Main event: ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon overpowered TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “Bad
News” Nas Car at 12:28 (Dragon Claw) by 12.
Card 10: Held in Berlin (Atendance: 31,649)
ORDER/FAM: The Menacing Minister drew VIRUS: T-VIRUS at 3:14 (Double Count Out).
VIRUS: Mike Drake destroyed VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker at 27:49 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.
Masked Prince decked Pit Bull Victor Royce at 3:40 (Bodyslam) by 102.VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht beat Mountain Man Rocky Hill at 5:41
(Turnbuckle Smash) by 92.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Ol’ Bud Dog decked Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 5:44 (Headlock)
by 74.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tommy “Puppy” Dog pinned Stinky McReeky at 3:56 (Bodyslam)
by 85.VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine defeated Tony Blue at 5:15 (Dragon Sleeper) by
25.VIRUS/LB: Duke Nukem over Randy Scouse Git at 29:02 (Count Out).Main event: ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon decked EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA at
52:51 (Dragon Claw) by 3.
Card 11: Held in Managua (Atendance: 37,177)
ORDER/FAM: The Menacing Minister won over VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht at 18:10 (The Good Book) by 6.
VIRUS: Mike Drake pinned Randy Stryker at 6:51 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 30.SOS/|: Roy Rotundo overpowered VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht at 29:50
(Red Nex Driver) by 4.ORDER/FAM: Elroy over Mountain Man Rocky Hill at 9:39 (Count Out).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Ol’ Bud Dog outmuscled Rick O’Shea at 2:49 (Cobra Clutch) by
168.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tommy “Puppy” Dog over Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 15:33 (Dis-
qualification: tied opponent up).VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine won over Pluto Blue at 7:00 (Dragon Sleeper)
by 21.VIRUS/LB: Duke Nukem pinned Blue Cyclone 1 at 4:36 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 77.Main event: ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon decked VIRUS: The Sniffer of Biden at
30:08 (Dragon Claw) by 3.
Card 12: Held in Warsaw (Atendance: 45,628)
ORDER/FAM: The Menacing Minister defeated TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog at 27:49 (The Good Book) by 1.
VIRUS: Mike Drake defeated The Insane Warrior at 4:36 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 66.VIRUS: Junik Matteo IV destroyed Sean Champion at 1:01 (Scorpion Deathlock) by
111 (guest ref The King of Schwing M.J.).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog decked Mountain Man Rocky Hill at 5:33
(Bodyslam) by 91.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Ol’ Bud Dog outmuscled Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 1:43
(Headlock) by 96.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tommy “Puppy” Dog decked Rick O’Shea at 2:09 (Atomic Leg
Drop) by 169.VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine won over Al Dente at 3:09 (Ankle Lock) by 99.VIRUS/LB: Duke Nukem beat Nacho Average Luchador at 2:22 (Turnbuckle Smash)
by 84.Main event: ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon destroyed VIRUS: Mike Drake at 41:23
(Dragon Claw) by 8.
Card 13: Held in Donegal (Atendance: 35,470)
ORDER/FAM: The Menacing Minister decked VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker at 28:47 (The Good Book) by 1.
VIRUS: Mike Drake defeated The Lone Stranger at 1:51 (Superplex) by 157.VIRUS: Duke Danger bested Sean Champion at 5:50 (Hammerlock) by 85 (cage).VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine pinned Mountain Man Rocky Hill at 1:35 (Ankle
Lock) by 87.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Ol’ Bud Dog overpowered Patrick Danica at 2:51 (Cobra Clutch)
by 163.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tommy “Puppy” Dog decked Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 5:58
(Bodyslam) by 96.VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine destroyed Roadie Rhodes at 4:30 (Ankle Lock)
by 61.VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat outmuscled Santino Moonbeam at 2:11
(Camel Clutch) by 138.Main event: ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon beat VIRUS/LB: Immortal Superstar Frank
Leatherman Snow at 32:57 (Dragon Claw) by 11.
Card 14: Held in Columbia (Atendance: 39,941)
VIRUS: The Snifer of Biden defeated ORDER/FAM: The Menacing Minister at 28:16 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5.
VIRUS: Mike Drake defeated The Bench Warmer Jr. at 4:57 (Hammerlock) by 98.
6 ASL Matches
VIRUS: Looney Knutzz beat Sean Champion at 4:06 (Slingshot Suplex) by 111 (falls count anywhere).
VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker defeated Mountain Man Rocky Hill at 5:45 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 93 (non-title).
VIRUS/LB: Duke Nukem annihilated IMT/ARMY: The Starchild at 14:19 (Tornado DDT)by 18.
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tommy “Puppy” Dog over Patrick Danica at 8:52 (Count Out).ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon decked VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine at 15:37
(Dragon Claw) by 11.Masked Prince decked Santino Moonbeam at 1:30 (Figure Four) by 146.Main event: ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon annihilated VIRUS/LB: Robert Van Dam-
age at 21:05 (Dragon Claw) by 11.
Card 15: Held in El Paso (Atendance: 41,476)
Rocky Mountains title: EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy pinned VIRUS: T-VIRUS at 27:10 (To Hell and Back) by 5.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West destroyed VIRUS: Mike Drake at 27:14 (Re-Animation) by 2.
VIRUS: The King of Schwing M.J. decked Sean Champion at 3:56 (Slingshot Suplex) by 115 (guest ref The Ultimate Nightmare).
GLOW: Orange Lightning #2 over Mountain Man Rocky Hill at 7:02 (Count Out).VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues outmuscled Christian Jakob at 1:53 (Fallaway Slam) by
89.VIRUS: Jazzman beat Chris Champion at 4:43 (Figure Four) by 69.VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine decked Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 2:54 (Turn-
buckle Smash) by 110.VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat defeated Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 4:03
(Chickenwing) by 99.Main event: ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon outmuscled VIRUS/LB: The Legendary
Eddie Sweat at 39:53 (Dragon Claw) by 12.
Card 16: Held in Staten Island (Atendance: 39,370)
ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon outmuscled EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy at 29:18 (Dragon Claw) by 3.
VIRUS: Mike Drake decked Headless Horseman at 5:06 (Back Elbow Smash) by 93.EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm bested Sean Champion at 4:18 (Big Splash) by 120
(guest ref Ol’ Bud Dog).VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat decked Mountain Man Rocky Hill at 5:34
(Chickenwing) by 91.VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine bested Christian Jakob at 2:28 (Dragon Sleeper)
by 93.VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine destroyed Stanley Blue at 15:04 (Dragon
Sleeper) by 24.VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine won over The Narcissist Oedipus Rex at 2:54
(Dragon Sleeper) by 142.Masked Prince decked Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 2:54 (Bodyslam) by 103.
Card 17: Held in Bahrain (Atendance: 42,242)
VIRUS: The Snifer of Biden decked VIRUS: Burnt Bernzey at 23:35 (Atomic Leg Drop)by 6.
VIRUS: Mike Drake won over Karen at 6:53 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 27.VIRUS: Mike “The Mangler” Eaves overpowered Sean Champion at 4:17 (Superplex)
by 109.Masked Prince over Mountain Man Rocky Hill at 5:38 (Count Out).VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat over Christian Jakob at 4:05 (Disqualification:
pushed ref).VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker bested Stanley Blue at 6:27 (Screwdriver) by 26 (non-
title).
VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine won over EDGE: Metalya Rein at 7:19 (Dragon Sleeper) by 30.
VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat decked Kal Wayne at 1:55 (Chickenwing) by 103.
Card 18: Held in Algiers (Atendance: 42,970)
VIRUS: Burnt Bernzey annihilated Chris Champion at 3:47 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 71.VIRUS: Mike Drake over Tony Blue at 6:03 (Disqualification: manager in ring).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt decked Sean Champion at 3:08 (Big Splash) by 118
(TLC).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “Bad News” Nas Car won over VIRUS: Mike “The Mangler” Eaves
at 27:15 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.Masked Prince destroyed Christian Jakob at 3:28 (Bodyslam) by 83.VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat outmuscled Stanley Blue at 8:10 (Cradle
Suplex) by 23.VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine bested Al Fresco at 6:03 (Ankle Lock) by 69.Masked Prince over Kal Wayne at 29:34 (Count Out).
Card 19: Held in New Orleans (Atendance: 44,912)
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Dzzz Knutzz beat TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “Bad News” Nas Car at 28:17 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.
VIRUS: Mike Drake over Brandon the Truant Officer at 24:10 (Count Out).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Ol’ Bud Dog decked Sean Champion at 4:06 (Chickenwing) by 93.VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues pinned The Masked Target at 4:06 (Headlock) by 100.VIRUS/CHAMP: Nightmare Sam Hell decked VIRUS: Huckleberry at 29:56 (Hellrazor)
by 2.Masked Prince destroyed Stanley Blue at 8:48 (Bodyslam) by 18.VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine won over Rick O’Shea at 1:00 (Dragon Sleeper)
by 165.VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat pinned Patrick Danica at 0:50 (Cradle Suplex)
by 159.
Card 20: Held in Salem (Atendance: 45,685)
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Dzzz Knutzz defeated Chris Champion at 5:50 (Atomic Leg Drop) by71 (guest ref Sean Champion).
VIRUS: Mike Drake pinned Pluto Blue at 13:23 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 24.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Billy “Bull” Dog won over Sean Champion at 1:30 (Camel Clutch)
by 112 (street fight).VIRUS/LB: Immortal Superstar Frank Leatherman Snow beat The Masked Target at
5:37 (Pumphandle Slam) by 95.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Bruno Mutt won over VIRUS/CHAMP: Nightmare Sam Hell at
27:42 (Meat Your Maker) by 2.VIRUS: Lord of Illusions decked VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker at 29:29 (Mindbender)
by 2.VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine pinned Chris Champion at 6:03 (Dragon
Sleeper) by 69.Masked Prince beat Patrick Danica at 1:46 (The Royal Pain) by 168.
Card 21: Held in Burton (Atendance: 34,896)
VIRUS: Crazy Knutzz won over Sean Champion at 0:58 (Backbreaker) by 110 (guest ref Alpha Mutt).
VIRUS: Mike Drake over EDGE: Metal Reign at 1:54 (Count Out).VIRUS: Classy Eddie Degrassi defeated Sean Champion at 2:13 (Superplex) by 110.Chris Champion pinned The Masked Target at 7:40 (European Uppercut) by 69.Southeast title: TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Bruno Mutt destroyed TBABIT/PUPTARTS:
“Bad News” Nas Car at 18:40 (Meat Your Maker) by 8.
ASL Matches 7
ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon beat VIRUS: Lord of Illusions at 18:07 (Dragon Claw) by7.
VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine beat Santino Moonbeam at 1:12 (Backbreaker)by 137.
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tommy “Puppy” Dog* and Tony “Zippy” Dog beat SOS/|: Remy Hoyt* and Ray Runnels at 24:33 (Headlock) by 8.
Card 22: Held in the Free State (Atendance: 47,199)
VIRUS: The Snifer of Biden defeated VIRUS: Crazy Knutzz at 20:48 (Atomic Leg Drop)by 7.
VIRUS: Mike Drake defeated Al Dente at 3:07 (Back Elbow Smash) by 101.VIRUS: Jazzman defeated Sean Champion at 3:31 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 107.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Rocko Mutt destroyed VIRUS/LB: Saxe Gotha at 28:53 (Atomic
Leg Drop) by 5.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Bruno Mutt bested VIRUS: T-VIRUS at 27:25 (Meat Your Maker)
by 4.ORDER/FAM: Elroy pinned VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht at 27:19 (Sling-
shot Suplex) by 1.VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine outmuscled Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 4:17
(Ankle Lock) by 95.VIRUS: Marshall Von Adkisson* and Mean Mike Eaves destroyed SOS/|: Remy Hoyt*
and Ray Runnels at 27:45 (Adkisson Special) by 2.
Card 23: Held in Jacksonville (Atendance: 39,091)
VIRUS: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz decked VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht at 28:54 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5.
VIRUS: Mike Drake pinned EDGE: Metal Raine at 4:49 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 29.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tony “Zippy” Dog bested Sean Champion at 5:40 (Chickenwing)
by 89.VIRUS/LB: Saxe Gotha defeated COT: Silent Rage at 13:37 (Gotha Bomb) by 24.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Bruno Mutt decked VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht at
21:36 (Meat Your Maker) by 10.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog decked VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther
Kinderwacht at 29:24 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5.VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine outmuscled Kal Wayne at 2:37 (Dragon
Sleeper) by 164.VIRUS: Mr. Deeezz Knutzz and ICE ICE DADDY* defeated TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tommy
“Puppy” Dog and Tony “Zippy” Dog* at 27:31 (Superplex) by 2.
Card 24: Held in Mexico City (Atendance: 34,626)
VIRUS: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz bested Chris Champion at 4:58 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 71 (guest ref Looney Knutzz).
VIRUS: Mike Drake over Roadie Rhodes at 12:56 (Count Out).VIRUS: Bruiser Brett Brown outmuscled Sean Champion at 2:04 (Side Slam) by 89.VIRUS/LB: Saxe Gotha annihilated Sparky Plugg at 4:54 (Hammerlock) by 75.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Bruno Mutt overpowered TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog
at 28:33 (Meat Your Maker) by 5.VIRUS: Drake Danger outmuscled VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht at 20:19
(Superplex) by 9.VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine beat Patrick Danica at 0:43 (Dragon Sleeper) by
160.TV Tag-team titles: VIRUS: Mr. Deeezz Knutzz and ICE ICE DADDY* destroyed
VIRUS: Marshall Von Adkisson* and Mean Mike Eaves at 17:38 (Superplex) by 8.
Card 25: Held in Dallas (Atendance: 31,235)
VIRUS: Mike Drake won over COT: The Twisted Prodigy at 8:24 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 23.
ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon outmuscled VIRUS: Mike Drake at 23:24 (Dragon Claw)by 8.
VIRUS: ICE ICE DADDY decked Sean Champion at 4:49 (Figure Four) by 118.VIRUS/LB: Saxe Gotha destroyed Newscaster Ralph at 0:52 (Pumphandle Slam) by
132.VIRUS: The Snifer of Biden decked TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Bruno Mutt at 29:10 (Atomic
Leg Drop) by 1.VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht defeated Stinky McReeky at 4:18 (Turn-
buckle Smash) by 89.VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker annihilated Lucky the 3-Legged Dog at 2:11 (Turnbuckle
Smash) by 95 (non-title).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tommy “Puppy” Dog and Tony “Zippy” Dog* destroyed
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Dzzz Knutzz and VIRUS: Scratch-N-Snif* at 24:46 (Superplex) by 6.
Card 26: Held in Milwaukee (Atendance: 32,153)
ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon annihilated SOS/|: Ray Runnels at 12:25 (Dragon Claw)by 13.
VIRUS: Mike Drake destroyed Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 2:25 (Hammerlock) by 109.
VIRUS: Ricky “The Hawaiian” Dragon defeated Sean Champion at 3:04 (Hammer-lock) by 77 (guest ref Burnty Bernzey).
VIRUS/LB: Saxe Gotha beat Krusher Karl Kreel at 1:15 (Side Slam) by 101.ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon won over TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Bruno Mutt at 27:28
(Dragon Claw) by 4.VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht pinned Lucky the 3-Legged Dog at 1:37
(Turnbuckle Smash) by 94.VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat bested Lucky the 3-Legged Dog at 5:42 (Back
Elbow Smash) by 97.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Dzzz Knutzz and VIRUS: Scratch-N-Snif* tied VIRUS: Marshall Von
Adkisson* and Mean Mike Eaves at 3:18 (Double Disqualification).
Card 27: Held in Moscow (Atendance: 41,785)
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt annihilated VIRUS: Mike Drake at 29:06 (We’re Done Here) by 4.
VIRUS: Mike Drake tied GLOW: Orange Lightning #2 at 3:59 (Double Count Out).VIRUS: Inazuma bested Sean Champion at 1:51 (Slingshot Suplex) by 108.VIRUS/LB: Saxe Gotha over Kurt the Snake Plisten at 10:08 (Count Out).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Billy “Bull” Dog annihilated Stinky McReeky at 3:43 (Palm Strike)
by 85.VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht outmuscled Headless Horseman at 5:29
(Turnbuckle Smash) by 96.Masked Prince over Lucky the 3-Legged Dog at 1:36 (Count Out).VIRUS: Crazy Knutzz and Ross Von Adkisson* tied TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tommy
“Puppy” Dog and Tony “Zippy” Dog* at 8:09 (No Contest).
Card 28: Held in Ravenna (Atendance: 36,607)
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt overpowered ORDER/FAM: Leroy at 24:12 (We’re Done Here) by 6.
VIRUS: Mike Drake outmuscled The Narcissist Oedipus Rex at 1:50 (Atomic Leg Drop)by 145.
VIRUS: Masked Mauler over Sean Champion at 8:17 (Disqualification: used steel chair) (guest ref Classy Eddie Degrassi).
8 ASL Matches
VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker bested VIRUS/LB: Saxe Gotha at 29:20 (Screwdriver) by 2.
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Billy “Bull” Dog beat Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 4:45 (Palm Strike) by 74.
VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht over Tony Blue at 5:51 (Count Out).VIRUS/LB: Robert Van Damage annihilated ZOO: Wyoming Orange at 12:48 (Arabian
Moonsault) by 21.VIRUS: Crazy Knutzz and Ross Von Adkisson* won over VIRUS: Marshall Von
Adkisson* and Mean Mike Eaves at 21:03 (Adkisson Special) by 6.
Card 29: Held in Greensboro (Atendance: 49,716)
Central Plains title: EDGE: Bad News Boyd destroyed TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt at 27:37 (Ghetto Dope) by 4.
VIRUS: Mike Drake pinned Wolfgang Von Streudel at 2:24 (Back Elbow Smash) by 87.VIRUS: Slapped Fate won over Sean Champion at 4:35 (Superplex) by 118.VIRUS/LB: Saxe Gotha overpowered EDGE: Metalya Rein at 6:13 (Gotha Bomb) by
30.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Billy “Bull” Dog beat Rick O’Shea at 2:21 (Atomic Leg Drop) by
168.VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht outmuscled Pluto Blue at 9:54 (Stun Gunn)
by 18.VIRUS/LB: Robert Van Damage decked ZOO: Hawaii Orange at 12:53 (Atomic Leg
Drop) by 14.VIRUS: Crazy Knutzz and Ross Von Adkisson* over Dancing Lance Sugarfoot* and
Rick O’Shea at 2:03 (Count Out).
Card 30: Held in Tirana (Atendance: 47,350)
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt destroyed VIRUS: Duke Danger at 21:01 (We’re Done Here) by 6.
VIRUS: Mike Drake over Kid Malicious at 8:16 (Count Out).VIRUS: Junik Matteo IV beat TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “Bad News” Nas Car at 29:02
(Atomic Leg Drop) by 2.VIRUS/LB: Saxe Gotha annihilated Old Man River at 5:26 (Headlock) by 85.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Billy “Bull” Dog destroyed Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 3:24
(Palm Strike) by 96.VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht bested Al Dente at 1:52 (Turnbuckle
Smash) by 104.VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker outmuscled VIRUS/LB: Robert Van Damage at 29:37
(Screwdriver) by 2.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tommy “Puppy” Dog and Tony “Zippy” Dog* beat SOS/|: Dunne
Harr and Waylon Harr* at 29:49 (Superplex) by 2.
Card 31: Held in Copenhagen (Atendance: 40,740)
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt won over VIRUS: Looney Knutzz at 27:43 (We’re DoneHere) by 5.
VIRUS: Mike Drake pinned King Kong Bradley at 8:20 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 32.VIRUS: Junik Matteo IV pinned Chris Champion at 7:18 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 70
(guest ref Krusher Karl Kreel).VIRUS/LB: Saxe Gotha overpowered Chris Champion at 4:24 (Gotha Bomb) by 69
(guest ref Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Billy “Bull” Dog beat Patrick Danica at 2:19 (Atomic Leg Drop) by
163 (dog collar).ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon won over VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht at
13:14 (Dragon Claw) by 14 (non-title).ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon pinned VIRUS/LB: Robert Van Damage at 19:41
(Dragon Claw) by 11.ORDER/FAM: Leroy* and Elroy over Precious Paul Pringle* and Beautiful Beaufort
Love at 7:37 (Count Out).
Card 32: Held in Joliet (Atendance: 42,172)
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt decked SOS/|: Bo Hardy at 28:42 (We’re Done Here) by 5.
VIRUS: Mike Drake over EDGE: Metalya Rein at 3:25 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues annihilated El Tigre Rojo at 1:34 (Fallaway Slam) by 133.
VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine over Rocstar at 4:11 (Count Out).VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues outmuscled Sparky Plugg at 1:47 (Headlock) by 75.VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht bested Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 2:08
(Hammerlock) by 110.VIRUS/LB: Robert Van Damage destroyed EDGE: Mommy at 7:13 (Arabian Moon-
sault) by 19.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tommy “Puppy” Dog and Tony “Zippy” Dog* decked
ORDER/FAM: Leroy and Elroy* at 27:45 (Superplex) by 3.
Card 33: Held in Augusta (Atendance: 32,259)
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt tied EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 10:18 (Dou-ble Count Out).
VIRUS: Mike Drake annihilated EDGE: Metalya Rayne at 10:20 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 27.
VIRUS: The Snifer of Biden decked VIRUS: Duke Danger at 20:43 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 7.
VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker overpowered Rocstar at 3:49 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 77(non-title).
VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues defeated Newscaster Ralph at 1:03 (Fallaway Slam) by 137.
VIRUS/LB: Immortal Superstar Frank Leatherman Snow bested VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht at 29:08 (Hangman DDT) by 3.
VIRUS/LB: Robert Van Damage destroyed Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 6:36 (Side Slam) by 94.
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tommy “Puppy” Dog and Tony “Zippy” Dog* overpowered EDGE:Bad News Boyd* and Awesome Sean MCA at 28:16 (Superplex) by 2.
Card 34: Held in Phoenix (Atendance: 37,563)
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt defeated VIRUS/LB: Saxe Gotha at 21:59 (We’re DoneHere) by 7.
VIRUS: Mike Drake over Y: Elephant Titus Yount at 4:28 (Disqualification: used belt tohit opponent).
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog bested VIRUS: Kerry Von Adkisson at 29:35 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.
VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat pinned Rocstar at 1:43 (Chickenwing) by 75.VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues won over Trojan the Latex Warrior at 1:43 (Chicken-
wing) by 85.VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht bested The Narcissist Oedipus Rex at 1:39
(Stun Gunn) by 139.ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon pinned VIRUS: Insane H.B. Shatterday at 10:55 (Big
Splash) by 16.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tommy “Puppy” Dog* and Tony “Zippy” Dog destroyed SOS/|:
Roy Rotundo and Bo Hardy* at 20:15 (Chickenwing) by 8.
Card 35: Held in Cincinnat (Atendance: 34,416)
EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA decked TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt at 28:48 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.
VIRUS: Mike Drake annihilated Chief Hockaloogie at 2:19 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 142.VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues beat Thunder Clapp at 6:36 (Headlock) by 90.Masked Prince over Rocstar at 5:10 (Count Out).
ASL Matches 9
VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues decked Jumping Jim Jupiter at 5:36 (Headlock) by 87.VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht decked Al Fresco at 7:29 (Turnbuckle
Smash) by 74.VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker decked Headless Horseman at 2:04 (Turnbuckle Smash)
by 97 (non-title).Big Bad Bill Walker* and “The One” Masa Onita decked Sean Champion* and Chris
Champion at 15:39 (Total Elimination) by 9 (Texas death).
Card 36: Held in Dublin (Atendance: 31,553)
Masked Harlequin pinned TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt at 29:56 (Jester Bomb) by 1.
VIRUS: Mike Drake over Nathanfly at 3:43 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).VIRUS/LB: Immortal Superstar Frank Leatherman Snow destroyed Big Bad Bill
Walker at 12:27 (Superplex) by 19.VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues destroyed El Diablo Sanchez at 1:25 (Headlock) by
115.VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues beat Lefty Lomax at 1:12 (Superplex) by 131.VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht over Rick O’Shea at 1:51 (Disqualification:
loaded elbow pad).VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker over Tony Blue at 23:45 (Count Out) (non-title).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt* and VIRUS: Masked Mauler over Sean Champion
and Chris Champion* at 18:43 (Count Out) (Texas tornado).
Card 37: Held in Monterey (Atendance: 44,174)
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt bested VIRUS/CHAMP: Nightmare Sam Hell at 27:59 (We’re Done Here) by 2.
VIRUS: Mike Drake over EDGE: Mommy at 3:05 (Count Out).SOS/|: Waylon Harr drew TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Rocko Mutt at 6:10 (Double Count
Out).VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine beat El Diablo Sanchez at 4:27 (Ankle Lock) by
112.VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues outmuscled Stinky McReeky at 3:30 (Headlock) by 87.VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht destroyed Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at
3:37 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 100.VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker won over Pluto Blue at 13:25 (Screwdriver) by 23 (non-
title).ZOO: Wyoming Orange* and Hawaii Orange won over Sean Champion* and Chris
Champion at 19:35 (Combination) by 11 (Texas tornado).
Card 38: Held in Geneva (Atendance: 46,809)
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt bested VIRUS: T-VIRUS at 27:00 (We’re Done Here) by4.
VIRUS: Mike Drake bested Chuck Farley at 2:57 (Superplex) by 147.VIRUS: The King of Schwing M.J. won over TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog at
27:18 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat destroyed El Diablo Sanchez at 4:47 (Chicken-
wing) by 116.VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues bested Lucky the 3-Legged Dog at 3:59 (Chickenwing)
by 97.VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht annihilated Kal Wayne at 4:18 (Turnbuckle
Smash) by 104.VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker outmuscled Al Dente at 0:51 (Turnbuckle Smash) by
105 (non-title).EDGE: Metal Reign and Metal Raine* pinned Sean Champion* and Chris Champion
at 10:00 (Brotherly Love) by 11 (Texas death).
Card 39: Held in Denver (Atendance: 39,791)
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt beat VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht at 15:06 (We’re Done Here) by 10.
VIRUS: Mike Drake won over Sneeze McDaniels at 1:58 (Back Elbow Smash) by 120.EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA bested VIRUS: Ross Von Adkisson at 17:19 (Atomic Leg
Drop) by 6.Masked Prince destroyed El Diablo Sanchez at 2:12 (Bodyslam) by 120.VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues defeated Kurt the Snake Plisten at 4:09 (Headlock) by
54.VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht won over Patrick Danica at 1:50 (Stun
Gunn) by 157.VIRUS: The Snifer of Biden outmuscled VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker at 17:54
(Atomic Leg Drop) by 6.EDGE: Metal Raine and Metalya Rayne* pinned Sean Champion* and Chris Cham-
pion at 27:35 (Sisterly Love) by 5 (Texas death).
Card 40: Held in Pierre (Atendance: 45,000)
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt bested ORDER/FAM: Elroy at 23:46 (We’re Done Here) by 7.
VIRUS: Mike Drake won over Old Man River at 4:34 (Pumphandle Slam) by 85.Great Lakes title: EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm pinned TBABIT/PUPTARTS:
Rocko Mutt at 27:06 (You Better Call 911) by 5.EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA decked TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Rocko Mutt at 29:53 (Atomic
Leg Drop) by 3.VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues over The Bench Warmer Jr. at 7:33 (Disqualification:
hit ref).Masked Prince destroyed VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht at 16:14 (The
Royal Pain) by 11.VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker pinned Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 4:23 (Hammerlock)
by 111 (non-title).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tommy “Puppy” Dog and Tony “Zippy” Dog* bested VIRUS: Duke
Danger and Drake Danger* at 27:43 (Superplex) by 3.
Card 41: Held in Pecos (Atendance: 39,515)
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt beat TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog at 27:18 (We’re Done Here) by 5.
VIRUS: Mike Drake destroyed Screaming Willie Pinnum at 2:13 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 115.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm outmuscled VIRUS/CHAMP: Nightmare Sam Hell at 29:36 (You Better Call 911) by 5 (non-title).
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Rocko Mutt drew VIRUS/CHAMP: Nightmare Sam Hell at 7:58 (Double Disqualification).
VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues bested Headless Horseman at 4:46 (Headlock) by 94.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog bested ORDER/FAM: Elroy at 28:39 (Atomic
Leg Drop) by 2.VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker won over VIRUS/LB: Immortal Superstar Frank Leather-
man Snow at 29:13 (Screwdriver) by 2.VIRUS: Duke Danger and Drake Danger* outmuscled VIRUS: Marshall Von Adkisson*
and Mean Mike Eaves at 27:55 (Superplex) by 3.
Card 42: Held in Brussels (Atendance: 48,333)
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt bested VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker at 29:10 (We’re Done Here) by 5.
VIRUS: Mike Drake pinned Al Fresco at 3:07 (Back Elbow Smash) by 71.VIRUS/LB: Duke Nukem won over IMT/ARMY: Shatter at 15:13 (Tornado DDT) by 20.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Rocko Mutt bested VIRUS: T-VIRUS at 28:44 (Atomic Leg Drop) by
2.
10 ASL Matches
VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues over Tony Blue at 5:21 (Count Out).ORDER/FAM: Elroy overpowered Stinky McReeky at 4:40 (Headlock) by 81.VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker won over The Narcissist Oedipus Rex at 1:31 (Screw-
driver) by 144 (non-title).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tommy “Puppy” Dog and Tony “Zippy” Dog* outmuscled VIRUS:
Looney Knutzz and Huckleberry* at 23:01 (Superplex) by 6.
Card 43: Held in Fort Myers (Atendance: 38,518)
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt drew VIRUS: ICE ICE DADDY at 4:16 (Double Count Out).
VIRUS: Mike Drake annihilated Rick O’Shea at 0:51 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 168.EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane defeated VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht
at 24:42 (RV Toasted) by 10.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Rocko Mutt pinned VIRUS: Lord of Illusions at 27:10 (Atomic Leg
Drop) by 1.VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues over Pluto Blue at 7:28 (Disqualification: used brass
knuckles).ORDER/FAM: Elroy over Lucky the 3-Legged Dog at 6:10 (Count Out).VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker annihilated Al Fresco at 4:37 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 75
(non-title).VIRUS: Looney Knutzz and Huckleberry* tied VIRUS: Marshall Von Adkisson* and
Mean Mike Eaves (Time Limit).
Card 44: Held in Woodsfield (Atendance: 38,339)
VIRUS: The Snifer of Biden defeated TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt at 29:46 (AtomicLeg Drop) by 1.
VIRUS: Mike Drake won over Flying Johnny T at 2:48 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 148.VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine bested Susie Q at 8:44 (Dragon Sleeper) by 24.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Rocko Mutt pinned ORDER/FAM: Elroy at 27:36 (Atomic Leg
Drop) by 5.VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues decked Al Dente at 2:54 (Headlock) by 102.ORDER/FAM: Elroy pinned Headless Horseman at 2:36 (Headlock) by 88.VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker decked Rick O’Shea at 2:16 (Screwdriver) by 167 (non-
title).VIRUS: The King of Schwing M.J. and The Ruiner of Leagues* annihilated
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tommy “Puppy” Dog and Tony “Zippy” Dog* at 27:19 (Super-plex) by 2.
Card 45: Held in Barcelona (Atendance: 30,841)
ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon destroyed TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt at 27:21 (Dragon Claw) by 4 (non-title).
VIRUS: Mike Drake decked Chris Champion at 5:26 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 72 (street fight).
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt annihilated Crybaby Canton at 1:05 (Ankle Lock) by 100.
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Rocko Mutt pinned TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog at 29:22 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.
VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues defeated Roadie Rhodes at 7:12 (Headlock) by 64.ORDER/FAM: Elroy destroyed Tony Blue at 10:00 (Chain Submission) by 25.VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker destroyed VIRUS/LB: Duke Nukem at 27:49 (Screw-
driver) by 2.VIRUS: The King of Schwing M.J. and The Ruiner of Leagues* pinned VIRUS: Marshall
Von Adkisson* and Mean Mike Eaves at 16:28 (Superplex) by 8.
Card 46: Held in Zurich (Atendance: 47,403)
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt overpowered VIRUS: Aggressive Denial at 28:33 (We’re Done Here) by 4.
VIRUS: Mike Drake outmuscled Blue Cyclone 2 at 6:36 (Back Elbow Smash) by 45.Masked Harlequin destroyed Crybaby Canton at 5:30 (Ankle Lock) by 94.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Rocko Mutt decked VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker at 28:20
(Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.Pacific Northwest title: VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues pinned ORDER/FAM: Mother
Dragon at 27:20 (Fallaway Slam) by 1.ORDER/FAM: Elroy beat Pluto Blue at 10:59 (Chain Submission) by 21.VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker destroyed Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 4:58 (Turn-
buckle Smash) by 101 (non-title).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tommy “Puppy” Dog and Tony “Zippy” Dog* pinned VIRUS/LB:
Saxe Gotha and Duke Nukem* at 18:58 (Superplex) by 7.
Card 47: Held in La Paz (Atendance: 32,262)
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt overpowered VIRUS/LB: Duke Nukem at 19:14 (We’reDone Here) by 7.
VIRUS: Mike Drake outmuscled Wyatt Burp at 2:18 (Brainbuster) by 127.VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues bested Crybaby Canton at 6:09 (Headlock) by 97.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Rocko Mutt outmuscled VIRUS: Mr. Eaves at 27:03 (Atomic Leg
Drop) by 5.VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues over Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 3:34 (Count Out).ORDER/FAM: Elroy won over Al Dente at 5:17 (Headlock) by 96.VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker beat Kal Wayne at 2:54 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 105
(non-title).VIRUS: Marshall Von Adkisson* and Mean Mike Eaves bested VIRUS/LB: Saxe Gotha
and Duke Nukem* at 27:13 (Adkisson Special) by 1.
Card 48: Held in Sacramento (Atendance: 38,482)
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt overpowered VIRUS: Big Salty Shatterday at 24:00 (We’re Done Here) by 8.
VIRUS: Mike Drake decked Randy Scouse Git at 6:27 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 85.VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht annihilated Crybaby Canton at 5:18 (Turn-
buckle Smash) by 99.VIRUS: The Snifer of Biden bested TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Rocko Mutt at 28:41 (Atomic
Leg Drop) by 3.VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues over The Narcissist Oedipus Rex at 5:27 (Count Out).VIRUS: The Snifer of Biden defeated ORDER/FAM: Elroy at 23:45 (Atomic Leg Drop)
by 8.VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker defeated Patrick Danica at 2:03 (Screwdriver) by 162
(non-title).League Tag-team titles: Masked Harlequin* and Masked Prince outmuscled
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tommy “Puppy” Dog and Tony “Zippy” Dog* at 24:39 (Dou-ble Bulldog) by 6.
Card 49: Held in Accra (Atendance: 40,082)
Masked Prince won over TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Spike Mutt at 28:44 (The Royal Pain) by 1.
VIRUS: Mike Drake over Blue Cyclone 1 at 13:27 (Count Out).ORDER/FAM: Elroy defeated Crybaby Canton at 5:13 (Headlock) by 91.ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon won over TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Rocko Mutt at 24:05
(Dragon Claw) by 6 (non-title).VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues decked Al Fresco at 6:22 (Headlock) by 72.ORDER/FAM: Elroy over Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 1:20 (Disqualification: loaded
elbow pad).
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VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker outmuscled VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat at 27:09 (Screwdriver) by 3.
Masked Harlequin* and Masked Prince overpowered VIRUS: Marshall Von Adkisson* and Mean Mike Eaves at 14:22 (Double Bulldog) by 12.
Card 50: Held in Everglades City (Atendance: 42,314)
VIRUS/CHAMP: Nightmare Sam Hell destroyed SOS/|: Dunne Harr at 29:38 (Hellra-zor) by 1.
VIRUS: Mike Drake won over Nacho Average Luchador at 2:58 (Back Elbow Smash) by 88.
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog annihilated Crybaby Canton at 2:37 (Bodys-lam) by 98.
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Rocko Mutt destroyed VIRUS: David Von Adkisson at 27:29 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.
VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues over Rick O’Shea at 2:42 (Count Out).ORDER/FAM: Elroy decked The Narcissist Oedipus Rex at 4:22 (Turnbuckle Smash) by
103.VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat destroyed The Insane Warrior at 5:33 (Back
Elbow Smash) by 67.Masked Harlequin* and Masked Prince defeated Dancing Lance Sugarfoot and Rick
O’Shea* at 3:27 (Double Bulldog) by 110.
Card 51: Held in Rosemont (Atendance: 39,047)
VIRUS: Mike Drake decked Pit Bull Victor Royce at 6:22 (Back Elbow Smash) by 96.VIRUS: Mike Drake over Santino Moonbeam at 5:37 (Disqualification: hidden spike).VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine won over Crybaby Canton at 3:25 (Ankle Lock)
by 94.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Rocko Mutt overpowered VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat
at 17:38 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6.VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues outmuscled Chris Champion at 6:30 (Headlock) by 55
(guest ref The Ultimate Nightmare).ORDER/FAM: Elroy outmuscled Al Fresco at 5:26 (Headlock) by 66.Masked Prince destroyed The Insane Warrior at 7:44 (Pumphandle Slam) by 71.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tommy “Puppy” Dog and Tony “Zippy” Dog* outmuscled
VIRUS/LB: Robert Van Damage* and The Legendary Eddie Sweat at 21:59 (Super-plex) by 9.
Card 52: Held in Cairo (Atendance: 46,577)
VIRUS: Mike Drake decked Sean Champion at 3:46 (Big Splash) by 113.VIRUS: Mike Drake pinned Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 4:21 (Back Elbow Smash) by
97.VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker beat Crybaby Canton at 1:42 (Turnbuckle Smash) by
100 (non-title).Masked Prince outmuscled TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Rocko Mutt at 27:57 (The Royal Pain)
by 3.VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues destroyed Santino Moonbeam at 0:28 (Backbreaker)
by 141.ORDER/FAM: Elroy defeated Rick O’Shea at 0:50 (Chain Submission) by 165.VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat pinned The Bench Warmer Jr. at 2:39 (Side
Slam) by 99.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tommy “Puppy” Dog and Tony “Zippy” Dog* outmuscled VIRUS:
Insane H.B. Shatterday* and Big Salty Shatterday at 21:37 (Superplex) by 8.
Card 53: Held in Matamoros (Atendance: 42,575)
VIRUS: Mike Drake over IMT/ARMY: Cold Blood at 1:04 (Count Out).VIRUS: Mike Drake outmuscled Kal Wayne at 2:03 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 167.
VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat annihilated Crybaby Canton at 2:24 (Chicken-wing) by 98.
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt tied EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA at 10:05 (No Con-test).
VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues beat Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 4:43 (Headlock) by 98.
ORDER/FAM: Elroy defeated Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 5:09 (Headlock) by 92.Masked Prince pinned The Bench Warmer Jr. at 3:29 (Hammerlock) by 103.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tommy “Puppy” Dog and Tony “Zippy” Dog* bested VIRUS: Mar-
shall Von Adkisson* and Mean Mike Eaves at 24:25 (Superplex) by 6.
Card 54: Held in Venice (Atendance: 44,344)
VIRUS: Mike Drake bested El Tigre Rojo at 4:44 (Back Elbow Smash) by 97.VIRUS: Mike Drake decked CC: California Executioner 2 at 4:10 (Atomic Leg Drop) by
26.Masked Prince outmuscled Crybaby Canton at 4:04 (Bodyslam) by 102.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt destroyed VIRUS/CHAMP: Nightmare Sam Hell at
29:17 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3 (non-title).VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues destroyed Kal Wayne at 1:48 (Headlock) by 102.ORDER/FAM: Elroy defeated Kal Wayne at 6:01 (Headlock) by 96.VIRUS: The Snifer of Biden annihilated EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at
27:37 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.VIRUS: Marshall Von Adkisson* and Mean Mike Eaves defeated VIRUS/LB: Robert
Van Damage* and The Legendary Eddie Sweat at 28:29 (Adkisson Special) by 3.
Card 55: Held in Mexicali (Atendance: 43,092)
VIRUS: Mike Drake defeated Thunder Clapp at 5:54 (Back Elbow Smash) by 89.VIRUS: Mike Drake pinned Patrick Danica at 2:05 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 163.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt defeated Matt Burns at 6:29 (Ankle Lock) by 95.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt destroyed TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “Bad News” Nas Car at
20:27 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 9 (non-title).VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues bested Patrick Danica at 0:24 (Superplex) by 167.ORDER/FAM: Elroy beat Patrick Danica at 0:38 (Chain Submission) by 160.GLOW: Orange Lightning #2 over Headless Horseman at 2:55 (Count Out).VIRUS: Marshall Von Adkisson* and Mean Mike Eaves annihilated VIRUS: Insane
H.B. Shatterday* and Big Salty Shatterday at 28:55 (Adkisson Special) by 2.
Card 56: Held in Hiroshima (Atendance: 40,704)
VIRUS: Mike Drake overpowered Big Bad Bill Walker at 14:44 (Big Splash) by 19.VIRUS: Mike Drake outmuscled Outlaw Mike Maverick at 2:20 (Chickenwing) by 87.Masked Harlequin defeated Matt Burns at 4:52 (Ankle Lock) by 89.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt destroyed VIRUS: T-VIRUS at 28:47 (Atomic Leg Drop)
by 5 (non-title).VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine over Sparky Plugg at 5:23 (Count Out).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tony “Zippy” Dog over Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 29:18 (Dis-
qualification: hit opponent with microphone).VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat annihilated Headless Horseman at 3:34
(Chickenwing) by 95.ORDER/FAM: The Menacing Minister, Leroy, and Elroy* outmuscled VIRUS: Kerry
Von Adkisson, Classy Eddie Degrassi*, and Mr. Eaves at 19:30 (Chain Submission) by 6.
Card 57: Held in Bridgeview (Atendance: 48,106)
VIRUS: Mike Drake outmuscled IMT/ARMY: Draxxor at 10:26 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 29.
12 ASL Matches
VIRUS: Mike Drake over Hammerfist Corbin at 6:13 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues bested Matt Burns at 2:23 (Headlock) by 92.East Coast title: TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt won over VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gun-
ther Kinderwacht at 15:03 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 11.VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat bested Sparky Plugg at 5:08 (Chickenwing) by
76.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tony “Zippy” Dog outmuscled Rick O’Shea at 0:54 (Superplex) by
170.Masked Prince over Headless Horseman at 28:23 (Count Out).ORDER/FAM: The Menacing Minister, Leroy*, and Elroy annihilated Precious Paul
Pringle*, Beautiful Beaufort Love, and Mountain Man Rocky Hill at 4:00 (Brain-buster) by 68.
Card 58: Held in Alberta (Atendance: 41,260)
VIRUS: Mike Drake beat IMT/ARMY: Shatter at 10:48 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 23.VIRUS: Mike Drake pinned Dorito the Luchador at 1:42 (Back Elbow Smash) by 93.VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht defeated Matt Burns at 6:36 (Turnbuckle
Smash) by 94.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt pinned TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog at
20:51 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6 (non-title).Masked Prince pinned Sparky Plugg at 6:36 (Bodyslam) by 80.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tony “Zippy” Dog over Patrick Danica at 1:41 (Count Out).VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat defeated Tony Blue at 7:53 (Cradle Suplex) by
24.ORDER/FAM: The Menacing Minister, Leroy, and Elroy* beat VIRUS/LB: Saxe Gotha,
Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine*, and Duke Nukem at 27:46 (Chain Submission) by 5.
Card 59: Held in Franklin Township (Atendance: 32,137)
VIRUS: Mike Drake over IMT/ARMY: God of Thunder at 4:12 (Disqualification: man-ager in ring).
VIRUS: Mike Drake bested Y: Dreadful David Deardof at 4:13 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 29.
ORDER/FAM: Elroy bested Matt Burns at 3:58 (Headlock) by 86.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt pinned Stinky McReeky at 1:36 (Ankle Lock) by 90.VIRUS/CHAMP: Nightmare Sam Hell beat TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “The Protege” Cassius
Stone at 29:47 (Hellrazor) by 3.VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine beat Jumping Jim Jupiter at 4:26 (Ankle Lock)
by 84.Masked Prince destroyed Tony Blue at 10:51 (Bodyslam) by 17.ORDER/FAM: The Menacing Minister, Leroy, and Elroy* overpowered TBABIT/PUP-
TARTS: Ol’ Bud Dog, Billy “Bull” Dog, and Michael “Salty” Dog* at 29:32 (Chain Submission) by 1.
Card 60: Held in Prague (Atendance: 47,028)
VIRUS: Mike Drake decked Crybaby Canton at 3:49 (Back Elbow Smash) by 96.ORDER/FAM: Leroy beat Pit Bull Victor Royce at 2:46 (The Red Neck Claw) by 152.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog over Matt Burns at 4:31 (Count Out).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt pinned Lucky the 3-Legged Dog at 2:09 (Pumphandle
Slam) by 99.VIRUS/CHAMP: Nightmare Sam Hell destroyed ORDER/FAM: Elroy at 29:45 (Hellra-
zor) by 5.VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat outmuscled Jumping Jim Jupiter at 2:23
(Chickenwing) by 88.VIRUS/LB: Duke Nukem overpowered Brandon the Truant Officer at 15:43 (Tornado
DDT) by 19.
ORDER/FAM: The Menacing Minister, Leroy, and Elroy* decked VIRUS/LB: Robert Van Damage*, Immortal Superstar Frank Leatherman Snow, and The Legendary Eddie Sweat at 21:51 (Chain Submission) by 6.
Card 61: Held in London (Atendance: 37,984)
VIRUS: Mike Drake destroyed Matt Burns at 1:37 (Back Elbow Smash) by 91.ORDER/FAM: Leroy pinned Crybaby Canton at 1:57 (Side Slam) by 91.VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine destroyed Matt Burns at 2:40 (Ankle Lock) by
89.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt bested Headless Horseman at 2:32 (Ankle Lock) by
97.VIRUS/CHAMP: Nightmare Sam Hell pinned TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog
at 29:04 (Hellrazor) by 3.Masked Prince won over Jumping Jim Jupiter at 2:22 (Bodyslam) by 92.VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat pinned Pluto Blue at 11:53 (Cradle Suplex) by
20.VIRUS: Bruiser Brett Brown, Aggressive Denial*, and David Von Adkisson pinned
ORDER/FAM: The Menacing Minister, Leroy, and Elroy* at 29:49 (Brainbuster) by 3.
Card 62: Held in Harvey (Atendance: 48,165)
VIRUS: Mike Drake won over Dastardly Dan Dirtbag at 2:54 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 146.
ORDER/FAM: Leroy overpowered Matt Burns at 4:33 (Side Slam) by 86.VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker annihilated Matt Burns at 2:36 (Turnbuckle Smash) by
95 (non-title).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt overpowered Tony Blue at 9:44 (Ankle Lock) by 15.VIRUS/CHAMP: Nightmare Sam Hell beat VIRUS: Cuzzin Critter at 28:13 (Hellrazor)
by 5.“The One” Masa Onita outmuscled Chris Champion at 6:40 (The End of the Line) by
44.Masked Prince over Pluto Blue at 3:55 (Count Out).Sean Champion, EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane*, and Chris Champion defeated
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Dzzz Knutzz, VIRUS: Crazy Knutzz, and Looney Knutzz* at 28:39 (RV Toasted) by 2.
Card 63: Held in Lyons (Atendance: 42,003)
VIRUS: Mike Drake bested Po Boy M.T. Pockets at 4:17 (Back Elbow Smash) by 82.ORDER/FAM: Leroy pinned The King Midas Golden at 0:41 (Side Slam) by 119.VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat overpowered Matt Burns at 5:20 (Chicken-
wing) by 93.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt won over Pluto Blue at 12:21 (Big Splash) by 21.VIRUS/CHAMP: Nightmare Sam Hell bested VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker at 27:28
(Hellrazor) by 3.VIRUS: Medieval Tymes overpowered Rick O’Shea at 0:42 (Warp Slam) by 169 (non-
title).VIRUS/LB: Immortal Superstar Frank Leatherman Snow overpowered EDGE: Metal
Reign at 8:58 (Hangman DDT) by 24.VIRUS: Bruiser Brett Brown, Aggressive Denial*, and David Von Adkisson pinned
SOS/|: Dunne Harr, Waylon Harr*, and Bo Hardy at 29:37 (Brainbuster) by 3.
Card 64: Held in Singapore (Atendance: 45,197)
VIRUS: Mike Drake pinned COT: The Tyrant L.M. Vicious at 6:06 (Atomic Leg Drop) by25.
ORDER/FAM: Leroy defeated Precious Paul Pringle at 2:13 (Side Slam) by 76.Masked Prince destroyed Matt Burns at 6:03 (Bodyslam) by 97.
ASL Matches 13
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt won over Al Dente at 2:20 (Ankle Lock) by 105.ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon outmuscled VIRUS/CHAMP: Nightmare Sam Hell at
16:14 (Dragon Claw) by 6 (non-title).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog destroyed Stinky McReeky at 3:13 (Bodys-
lam) by 88.VIRUS/LB: Immortal Superstar Frank Leatherman Snow beat COT: The Reaper at
9:46 (Superplex) by 21.Sean Champion, IMT/ARMY: The Starchild*, and Chris Champion annihilated EDGE:
Metal Reign, Metal Raine*, and Metalya Rayne at 11:36 (Camel Clutch) by 19.
Card 65: Held in Compton (Atendance: 32,641)
VIRUS: Mike Drake pinned The King Midas Golden at 1:15 (Back Elbow Smash) by 124.
ORDER/FAM: Leroy destroyed Beautiful Beaufort Love at 1:15 (Brainbuster) by 133.COT: The Tyrant L.M. Vicious destroyed Chris Champion at 6:51 (Vicious Lock) by 47
(guest ref Junik Matteo IV).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt drew VIRUS: The Snifer of Biden at 3:34 (Double
Count Out).VIRUS/CHAMP: Nightmare Sam Hell annihilated VIRUS: Mean Mike Eaves at 27:45
(Hellrazor) by 3.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog bested Lucky the 3-Legged Dog at 1:59
(Atomic Leg Drop) by 181.VIRUS: Inazuma outmuscled Chris Champion at 6:54 (Figure Four) by 70.Sean Champion, Mike Hammer, and Chris Champion* pinned Stanley Blue*, Tony
Blue, and Pluto Blue at 23:54 (Figure Four) by 10.
Card 66: Held in Innsbruck (Atendance: 48,877)
VIRUS: Mike Drake pinned Precious Paul Pringle at 3:58 (Chickenwing) by 116.ORDER/FAM: Leroy over Mountain Man Rocky Hill at 5:22 (Count Out).EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA bested VIRUS: Ricky Shane Page at 29:56 (Atomic Leg
Drop) by 4.ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon outmuscled TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt at 29:38
(Dragon Claw) by 3.VIRUS/CHAMP: Nightmare Sam Hell destroyed VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie
Sweat at 16:49 (Hellrazor) by 6.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog beat VIRUS: Insane H.B. Shatterday at 18:03
(Atomic Leg Drop) by 7.GLOW: Orange Lightning #2 defeated Al Dente at 2:50 (Headlock) by 105.VIRUS: Bruiser Brett Brown, Aggressive Denial*, and David Von Adkisson bested
VIRUS: Kerry Von Adkisson, Classy Eddie Degrassi*, and Mr. Eaves at 24:04 (Brainbuster) by 9.
Card 67: Held in Fairbanks (Atendance: 31,881)
VIRUS: Mike Drake annihilated Beautiful Beaufort Love at 1:02 (Superplex) by 133.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Rocko Mutt annihilated ORDER/FAM: Leroy at 28:46 (Atomic Leg
Drop) by 4.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt over The King Midas Golden at 3:24 (Disqualification:
nail file).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt annihilated Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 5:06 (Ankle
Lock) by 79.Mid-Atlantic title: Masked Prince outmuscled VIRUS/CHAMP: Nightmare Sam Hell
at 29:11 (The Royal Pain) by 3.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog tied VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker at 12:59
(Double Disqualification).VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat pinned Al Dente at 2:22 (Chickenwing) by
103.
VIRUS: Bruiser Brett Brown, Aggressive Denial*, and David Von Adkisson annihilatedVIRUS/LB: Saxe Gotha, Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine*, and Duke Nukem at 23:12 (Brainbuster) by 8.
Card 68: Held in Dacca (Atendance: 39,440)
VIRUS: Mike Drake over Mountain Man Rocky Hill at 4:15 (Count Out).EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA annihilated ORDER/FAM: Leroy at 23:02 (Atomic Leg
Drop) by 7.Masked Harlequin won over The King Midas Golden at 2:24 (Ankle Lock) by 122.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt beat The Narcissist Oedipus Rex at 1:54 (Atomic Leg
Drop) by 150.VIRUS: T-VIRUS bested VIRUS: Classy Eddie Degrassi at 29:47 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.VIRUS: Bruiser Brett Brown decked TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog at 29:22
(Vicious Spear) by 3.Masked Prince decked Al Dente at 2:14 (Bodyslam) by 107.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Ol’ Bud Dog, Billy “Bull” Dog*, and Michael “Salty” Dog over
Stinky McReeky, Dancing Lance Sugarfoot, and Patrick Danica* at 4:16 (Count Out).
Card 69: Held in Sandusky (Atendance: 38,065)
VIRUS: Mike Drake beat The Masked Target at 6:32 (Back Elbow Smash) by 99.VIRUS/CHAMP: Nightmare Sam Hell bested ORDER/FAM: Leroy at 28:49 (Hellrazor)
by 4.VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues overpowered The King Midas Golden at 2:54 (Head-
lock) by 125.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt beat Al Fresco at 6:30 (Ankle Lock) by 75.VIRUS: The Snifer of Biden annihilated VIRUS: Classy Eddie Degrassi at 18:18
(Atomic Leg Drop) by 8.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog won over Headless Horseman at 1:45 (Bodys-
lam) by 95.VIRUS/LB: Immortal Superstar Frank Leatherman Snow destroyed EDGE: Metal
Raine at 6:01 (Hangman DDT) by 26.VIRUS: Bruiser Brett Brown, Aggressive Denial*, and David Von Adkisson outmuscled
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Ol’ Bud Dog, Billy “Bull” Dog, and Michael “Salty” Dog* at 27:27 (Brainbuster) by 4.
Card 70: Held in New York City (Atendance: 38,313)
VIRUS: Mike Drake over Rocstar at 3:57 (Count Out).ORDER/FAM: Leroy won over TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “Bad News” Nas Car at 29:45 (The
Red Neck Claw) by 2.VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht destroyed The King Midas Golden at 0:58
(Turnbuckle Smash) by 127.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt over Rick O’Shea at 3:51 (Disqualification: used belt
to hit opponent).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “The Protege” Cassius Stone defeated TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “Bad
News” Nas Car at 29:21 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog over Tony Blue at 0:40 (Count Out).ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon annihilated VIRUS: The Snifer of Biden at 29:07
(Dragon Claw) by 3 (non-title).VIRUS: Bruiser Brett Brown, Aggressive Denial*, and David Von Adkisson pinned
VIRUS/LB: Robert Van Damage*, Immortal Superstar Frank Leatherman Snow, and The Legendary Eddie Sweat at 22:46 (Brainbuster) by 9.
Card 71: Held in Hong Kong (Atendance: 49,375)
VIRUS: Mike Drake defeated El Diablo Sanchez at 2:14 (Back Elbow Smash) by 114.VIRUS: T-VIRUS pinned ORDER/FAM: Leroy at 28:36 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2.
14 ASL Matches
ORDER/FAM: Elroy decked The King Midas Golden at 3:52 (Headlock) by 119.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt annihilated Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 1:15 (Ankle
Lock) by 101.VIRUS: T-VIRUS annihilated TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “The Protege” Cassius Stone at 29:06
(Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog destroyed Pluto Blue at 14:42 (Atomic Leg
Drop) by 23.VIRUS: The Snifer of Biden pinned VIRUS/LB: Immortal Superstar Frank Leatherman
Snow at 17:07 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 8.VIRUS: Bruiser Brett Brown, Aggressive Denial*, and David Von Adkisson annihilated
ORDER/FAM: The Menacing Minister, Leroy, and Elroy* at 28:34 (Brainbuster) by 3.
Card 72: Held in Bari (Atendance: 36,318)
EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA overpowered VIRUS: Mike Drake at 27:51 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5.
ORDER/FAM: Leroy overpowered VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht at 28:03 (The Red Neck Claw) by 4.
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog overpowered The King Midas Golden at 1:18 (Bodyslam) by 126.
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt overpowered Kal Wayne at 2:46 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 172.
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “The Protege” Cassius Stone outmuscled VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht at 29:21 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5.
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog won over Al Dente at 2:07 (Bodyslam) by 103.
VIRUS: The Snifer of Biden beat VIRUS/LB: Duke Nukem at 17:36 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 8.
Card 73: Held in Vicksburg (Atendance: 31,961)
Masked Harlequin bested VIRUS: Mike Drake at 29:58 (Jester Bomb) by 5.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog destroyed ORDER/FAM: Leroy at 29:52
(Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine bested The King Midas Golden at 1:58 (Ankle
Lock) by 122.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt destroyed Patrick Danica at 0:36 (Atomic Leg Drop)
by 168.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “The Protege” Cassius Stone tied TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy
“Dirty” Dog (Time Limit).Northeast title: VIRUS: The Sniffer of Biden won over TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy
“Dirty” Dog at 23:30 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6.VIRUS: The Snifer of Biden beat VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat at 20:27
(Atomic Leg Drop) by 9.
Card 74: Held in Helsinki (Atendance: 48,054)
VIRUS: Mike Drake annihilated Johnny the Judge Dredd at 2:36 (Back Elbow Smash) by 100.
ORDER/FAM: Leroy beat Stinky McReeky at 4:43 (Side Slam) by 81.VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker won over The King Midas Golden at 1:16 (Turnbuckle
Smash) by 128 (non-title).EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA beat TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Bruno Mutt at 28:37 (Atomic
Leg Drop) by 1.VIRUS: The Snifer of Biden overpowered TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “The Protege” Cassius
Stone at 17:23 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6.ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon decked TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog at
22:05 (Dragon Claw) by 9 (non-title).VIRUS: The Snifer of Biden drew Masked Prince at 10:35 (No Contest).
Card 75: Held in Philadelphia (Atendance: 40,335)
VIRUS: Mike Drake over Husky Harris at 1:49 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).ORDER/FAM: Leroy over Lucky the 3-Legged Dog at 4:58 (Count Out).VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat over The King Midas Golden at 5:37 (Disquali-
fication: hit ref).EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA destroyed TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “The Protege” Cassius
Stone at 23:53 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6.ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon beat TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “The Protege” Cassius Stone
at 17:33 (Dragon Claw) by 9.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog over Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 20:01 (Dis-
qualification: hit ref).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Michael “Salty” Dog decked Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 1:08
(Turnbuckle Smash) by 110.
Card 76: Held in Honolulu (Atendance: 34,786)
VIRUS: Mike Drake pinned COT: Silent Rage at 9:43 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 27.ORDER/FAM: Leroy over Headless Horseman at 6:17 (Count Out).Masked Prince bested The King Midas Golden at 1:20 (Bodyslam) by 130.EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA pinned TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “Bad News” Nas Car at 16:13
(Atomic Leg Drop) by 9 (non-title).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “The Protege” Cassius Stone defeated Chris Champion at 7:04
(Atomic Leg Drop) by 71.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog over The Narcissist Oedipus Rex at 2:42 (Dis-
qualification: razor in boot).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Michael “Salty” Dog beat Rick O’Shea at 1:24 (Superplex) by 167.
Card 77: Held in St. Paul (Atendance: 43,452)
VIRUS: Mike Drake annihilated IMT/ARMY: The Scorpion at 11:39 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 21.
ORDER/FAM: Leroy won over Tony Blue at 6:25 (The Red Neck Claw) by 26.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt pinned Precious Paul Pringle at 3:35 (Ankle Lock) by
85.EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA pinned VIRUS: Lord of Illusions at 27:52 (Atomic Leg
Drop) by 4.ORDER/FAM: Elroy defeated TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “Bad News” Nas Car at 28:26 (Chain
Submission) by 1.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog over Al Fresco at 6:55 (Disqualification:
pushed ref).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Michael “Salty” Dog defeated Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 4:55
(Side Slam) by 96.
Card 78: Held in Gary (Atendance: 32,949)
VIRUS: Mike Drake defeated IMT/ARMY: The Starchild at 8:55 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 21.
ORDER/FAM: Leroy over Pluto Blue at 7:04 (Count Out).VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues decked Precious Paul Pringle at 2:54 (Back Elbow
Smash) by 116.EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA decked ORDER/FAM: Elroy at 21:42 (Atomic Leg Drop)
by 8.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog bested TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “Bad News” Nas
Car at 28:50 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog bested Rick O’Shea at 1:07 (Atomic Leg Drop)
by 167.VIRUS/LB: Immortal Superstar Frank Leatherman Snow overpowered Roadie Rhodes
at 7:09 (Pumphandle Slam) by 59.
ASL Matches 15
Card 79: Held in Rapid City (Atendance: 35,662)
VIRUS: Mike Drake pinned Christian Jakob at 6:33 (Back Elbow Smash) by 77.ORDER/FAM: Leroy won over Al Dente at 3:40 (Side Slam) by 96.VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht beat Precious Paul Pringle at 4:30 (Back
Elbow Smash) by 117.EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA won over TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog at
22:56 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6 (non-title).VIRUS/LB: Robert Van Damage overpowered TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “Bad News” Nas
Car at 28:33 (Arabian Moonsault) by 1.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog annihilated Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 5:37
(Bodyslam) by 99.VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat defeated Roadie Rhodes at 7:06 (Chicken-
wing) by 65.
Card 80: Held in Wats (Atendance: 34,904)
VIRUS: Mike Drake beat COT: Controlled Chaos at 7:26 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 23.VIRUS: The Snifer of Biden outmuscled ORDER/FAM: Leroy at 15:35 (Atomic Leg
Drop) by 7.ORDER/FAM: Elroy decked Precious Paul Pringle at 2:58 (Chickenwing) by 112.EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA won over VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine at 15:48
(Atomic Leg Drop) by 8.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “Bad News” Nas Car beat VIRUS: Insane H.B. Shatterday at 28:07
(Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog outmuscled Kal Wayne at 1:57 (Bodyslam) by
103.Masked Prince over Roadie Rhodes at 23:14 (Count Out).
Card 81: Held in Pitsburgh (Atendance: 30,878)
VIRUS: Mike Drake decked Sparky Plugg at 1:16 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 138.ORDER/FAM: Leroy pinned Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 2:13 (Back Elbow Smash) by
106.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog pinned Precious Paul Pringle at 3:23 (Back
Elbow Smash) by 117.EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA bested VIRUS/LB: Robert Van Damage at 23:39 (Atomic
Leg Drop) by 8.VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker won over TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “Bad News” Nas Car at
27:41 (Screwdriver) by 3.TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog over Patrick Danica at 3:55 (Count Out).ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon annihilated VIRUS: Masked Mauler at 16:18 (Dragon
Claw) by 12.
Card 82: Held in Lexington (Atendance: 37,544)
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tommy “Puppy” Dog destroyed VIRUS: Mike Drake at 27:11 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.
ORDER/FAM: Leroy beat The Narcissist Oedipus Rex at 0:32 (The Red Neck Claw) by 143.
VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine beat Precious Paul Pringle at 3:55 (Chicken-wing) by 115.
TV title: EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA destroyed VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker at 23:38 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6.
VIRUS: Bruiser Brett Brown pinned TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “Bad News” Nas Car at 24:21 (Vicious Spear) by 6.
Masked Prince pinned TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog at 18:59 (The Royal Pain) by 6 (non-title).
ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon outmuscled VIRUS/LB: Immortal Superstar Frank Leatherman Snow at 13:39 (Dragon Claw) by 11.
Card 83: Held in Savannah (Atendance: 33,394)
VIRUS: Mike Drake over Stanley Blue at 0:59 (Count Out).ORDER/FAM: Leroy bested Al Fresco at 7:48 (Side Slam) by 66.VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker overpowered Precious Paul Pringle at 6:30 (Turnbuckle
Smash) by 85 (non-title).ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon overpowered EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA at 29:53
(Dragon Claw) by 3 (non-title).EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West defeated TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “Bad News” Nas
Car at 15:02 (Re-Animation) by 6.VIRUS/LB: Immortal Superstar Frank Leatherman Snow over Krusher Karl Kreel at
12:36 (Count Out).ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon destroyed VIRUS: Kevin Von Adkisson at 27:12 (Dragon
Claw) by 3.
Card 84: Held in New Delhi (Atendance: 32,126)
VIRUS: Mike Drake destroyed Newscaster Ralph at 0:54 (Hammerlock) by 134.ORDER/FAM: Leroy bested Rick O’Shea at 2:18 (The Red Neck Claw) by 166.VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat destroyed Precious Paul Pringle at 4:02
(Chickenwing) by 83.EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA overpowered VIRUS: Slapped Fate at 29:10 (Atomic Leg
Drop) by 2.VIRUS: Marshall Von Adkisson beat TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “Bad News” Nas Car at 27:06
(Adkisson Special) by 4.VIRUS: Drake Danger bested Chris Champion at 2:33 (Bodyslam) by 59 (guest ref The
Masked Target).ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon won over VIRUS/LB: Duke Nukem at 18:54 (Dragon
Claw) by 11.
Card 85: Held in Budapest (Atendance: 42,807)
VIRUS: Mike Drake beat Trojan the Latex Warrior at 3:12 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 84.ORDER/FAM: Leroy annihilated Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 6:53 (Side Slam) by 92.Masked Prince destroyed Precious Paul Pringle at 3:24 (Bodyslam) by 87.EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA bested VIRUS: Big Salty Shatterday at 15:18 (Atomic Leg
Drop) by 9.VIRUS: Scratch-N-Snif outmuscled TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “Bad News” Nas Car at 27:25
(Superplex) by 4.VIRUS: The Snifer of Biden bested VIRUS: Cuzzin Critter at 18:21 (Atomic Leg Drop)
by 8.ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon decked Masked Prince at 27:44 (Dragon Claw) by 3.
Card 86: Held in Assisi (Atendance: 35,376)
VIRUS: Mike Drake won over Little Joe Cartwheel at 6:06 (Chickenwing) by 56.ORDER/FAM: Leroy over Kal Wayne at 4:41 (Count Out).TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt destroyed Beautiful Beaufort Love at 0:49 (Super-
plex) by 138.EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA tied Masked Prince (Time Limit).VIRUS: The Snifer of Biden bested TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “Bad News” Nas Car at 18:33
(Atomic Leg Drop) by 9 (non-title).VIRUS: Cuzzin Critter annihilated Chris Champion at 6:27 (ShatterProof) by 69.VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat beat Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 1:27 (Side
Slam) by 110.
Card 87: Held in Ciudad Juarez (Atendance: 46,551)
VIRUS: Mike Drake pinned VIRUS: Tai Thonbo at 14:15 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 24.ORDER/FAM: Leroy pinned Patrick Danica at 0:58 (The Red Neck Claw) by 161.
16 ASL Matches
VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues over Beautiful Beaufort Love at 6:11 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
Masked Harlequin outmuscled Stinky McReeky at 6:23 (Ankle Lock) by 84.ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon bested TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “Bad News” Nas Car at
18:17 (Dragon Claw) by 12 (non-title).VIRUS/LB: Robert Van Damage annihilated NFG: Black Pantera 4000 at 7:00 (Arabian
Moonsault) by 26.Masked Prince outmuscled Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 2:58 (Hammerlock) by 114.
Card 88: Held in Minneapolis (Atendance: 37,702)
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Tony “Zippy” Dog destroyed VIRUS: Mike Drake at 27:06 (Super-
plex) by 2.EDGE: Bad News Boyd pinned VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht at 12:37
(Ghetto Dope) by 14 (non-title).VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht pinned Beautiful Beaufort Love at 2:45
(Scorpion Deathlock) by 127.Masked Harlequin defeated Lucky the 3-Legged Dog at 6:34 (Ankle Lock) by 89.
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “Bad News” Nas Car drew VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat at 22:30 (No Contest).
VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine decked Stinky McReeky at 6:12 (Ankle Lock) by 84.
GLOW: Orange Lightning #2 won over Rick O’Shea at 1:09 (Combination) by 168.
Card 89: Held in Brady Lake (Atendance: 48,273)
VIRUS: Mike Drake outmuscled Jumping Jim Jupiter at 4:29 (Back Elbow Smash) by 86.
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Alpha Mutt outmuscled Pit Bull Victor Royce at 1:56 (Ankle Lock)by 100.
ORDER/FAM: Elroy bested Beautiful Beaufort Love at 2:06 (Backbreaker) by 128.Masked Harlequin drew VIRUS: The Snifer of Biden at 7:53 (Double Disqualifica-
tion).Masked Prince beat TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “Bad News” Nas Car at 21:09 (The Royal
Pain) by 9 (non-title).VIRUS/LB: Robert Van Damage overpowered Stinky McReeky at 1:33 (Side Slam) by
83.VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat defeated The Narcissist Oedipus Rex at 2:37
(Cradle Suplex) by 141.
Battle Royal
Held in Kansas City (Atendance: 35,065)
Sean Champion grabbed $1,000 in imaginary money after EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm flipped him outside the ring.
Chris Champion earned $1,100 when VIRUS/LB: Duke Nukem and VIRUS: Masked Mauler threw him outside the ring.
VIRUS: Mike “The Mangler” Eaves earned $1,200 after EDGE: Bad News Boyd and VIRUS: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz tossed him out of the ring.
VIRUS: Masked Mauler took home $1,300 when ORDER/FAM: Elroy threw him out-side the ring.
ORDER/FAM: Leroy took home $1,400 in imaginary earnings after he was thrown through the ropes by EDGE: Bad News Boyd.
VIRUS/LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat got $1,500 when he was flipped into the audience by EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA.
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: “The Protege” Cassius Stone pocketed $1,600 when VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine threw him out.
VIRUS: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz was paid $1,700 after VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker threw him into some chairs at ringside.
VIRUS: Mike Drake picked up $1,800 when ORDER/FAM: Elroy hurled him outside the ring.
ORDER/FAM: The Menacing Minister collected $1,900 after getting hurled out by Masked Prince.
VIRUS/LB: Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine collected $2,000 after EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane threw her out.
VIRUS/LB: Saxe Gotha grabbed $2,100 in imaginary earnings after he got flipped outby VIRUS/LB: Robert Van Damage.
VIRUS/CHAMP: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht collected $2,200 after EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West threw him out of the ring.
VIRUS: Medieval Tymes grabbed $2,300 when VIRUS: Slapped Fate tossed him over the turnbuckle.
VIRUS: Slapped Fate made $2,400 after VIRUS/LB: Duke Nukem hurled him out of the ring.
VIRUS/LB: Robert Van Damage was given $2,500 after he got thrown between the ropes by Masked Harlequin.
VIRUS: Sinister Steve Stryker picked up $2,600 when he got thrown through the ropes by VIRUS: Lord of Illusions.
GLOW: Orange Lightning #2 was given a cool $2,700 when he got thrown out by TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog.
TBABIT/PUPTARTS: Timmy “Dirty” Dog nabbed $2,800 when he got thrown onto theannouncer’s table by ORDER/FAM: Elroy.
VIRUS: Lord of Illusions won $2,900 after EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane flipped him out.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West and EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane earned $3,000 and $3,100, respectively, when they both were thrown onto the concrete
floor by VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues.VIRUS: The Ruiner of Leagues gained $3,200 after being tossed out by EDGE: Ted the
Mega-Murderer Bundy.Masked Harlequin collected $3,300 in imaginary earnings when he got flung into
some chairs at ringside by ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon.Masked Prince was awarded $3,400 when EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy
flipped him into the audience.VIRUS/LB: Duke Nukem pocketed $3,500 when he was thrown out of the ring by
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm.EDGE: Bad News Boyd snatched $3,600 when EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy
threw him into the audience.ORDER/FAM: Elroy took home a quick $3,700 after ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon
threw him out of the ring.EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy made $3,800 when he got flipped onto the
concrete floor by EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm.EDGE: Awesome Sean MCA grabbed $3,900 when he was thrown over the top rope
by ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon.EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm was paid $4,000 when he was catapulted out of the
ring by ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon.ORDER/FAM: Mother Dragon was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000
prize, together with 5 free ASL matches.
HALLS OF HOLLYWOOD Good evening ladies and gentlemen of the ASL. I'm your host Hollywood Hamilton and this is HALLS OF HOLLYWOOD. Congrats to our fellow ASLers who made report appearances the last couple of cycles. Ever since Frank Leatherman Snow joined the IWA,he has been a sponsor of TOYS FOR TOTS with biker club members and like-minded IWA wrestlers riding from Goldsboro,NC to now Memphis,Tn to help children in need during the Christmas holidays. With FLS now in the ASL,wrestlers here are encouraged to join in the effort. In addition,Snow has a new pet project__SAVE THE PIT BULLS.We urge everyone to support this fine organization In the past we ran some interleague cards with different leagues which was entertaining until certainj commissioners got their collective heads stuck in theit own anal cavities. Proving once again that the initials have nothing to do with which leagues are really the place to play in the IWA. However,we may have a chance to revisit interleague competition as we tentatively have a 10 match card against the WTL. Should be interesting so stay tuned. AROUND THE LEAGUE: Apparently I forgot to send in the report last cycle so we will double up on the cyclic awards.....Battle royal/5 free matches-Sir Gunther Kinderwacht and Timmy Dirty Dog.....Trash talk/5 free-Insane HB Shatterday and Sir Gunther Kinderwacht RANKINGS(as of March 2022) SINGLES 1) Medieval Tymes 6) Ted Bundy 2) Herbert West 7) Nightmare Sam Hell 3) Awesome Sean MCA 8) Jazzman 4) Sir Gunther Kinderwacht 9) Bad New Nas Car 5) Timmy Dirty Dog 10) Mother Dragon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TAG 1) Tommy Puppy Dog & Tony Zippy Dog 2) Leroy & Elroy 3) Marshall Von Adkisson & Mean Mike Eaves 4) Insane HB & Big Salty Shatterday 5) Mr Stretch Is Knuttz & Ruiner of Leagues ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SIX MAN 1) Menacing Minister/Leroy/Elroy 2) Bruiser Brett Brown/Aggressive Denial/David Von Adkisson 3) Ol Bud Dog/Billy Bull Dog/Michael Salty Dog 4) Classy Eddie Degrassi/Slapped Fate/David Von Adkisson 5) TBD
PPV........WINTER WONDERLAND 1) Rainbow Pony suddenly threw up his hands and went to the back,leaving Masked Prince to win by countout. 2) Bruno Mutt def Cuzzin Critter 3) Immortal Superstar Frank Leather man Snow over Scratch-N-Sniff 4) Bad News Boyd & Masked Mauler def Saxe Gotha & Duke Nukem 5) Insane HB Shatterday def Nightmare Sam Hell Title Matches 5 Star Rookie...Ol Bud Dog def HumanKind Ladies ICON...Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine destroyed Karen ICON Tag...Walker/Onita def Jazzman/Michaels by countout ICON 6Man...Menacing Minister/Leroy/Elroy def Bowl God/Fat Andy/Jigger to become new champions ICON TV...Sir Gunther Kinderwacht retained over Mike Drake MAIN EVENT.....Sinister Steve Stryker retained over Robert Van Damage
Next ppv.....ALL STARS IN THE SKY 5 Star--Ol Bud Dog(c) vs T-Virus Ladies--Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine(c) vs Susie Q TAG--Walker/Onita(c) vs Insane HB & Big Salty Shatterday 6Man--Menacing Minister/Leroy/Elroy vs Bruiser Brett/Agg Denial/David Von A TV--Sir Gunther Kinderwacht vs Immortal Superstar Frank Leatherman Snow ICON--Sinister Steve Stryker(c) vs Herbert West
A PRESENTATION BY THE ASL COMMISSIONER HOLLYWOOD
HAMILTON
Greetings WTLers from the ASL! Rumor has it that the WTL IS A league that
can handle a challenge. I hope this is true because you are about to be
challenged by the ASL,the IWA's longest running league. We are setting up a
huge 10 match supercard featuring wrestlers from both leagues. The card will
be posted next cycle so bring your A game! You'll need it! The Champions are seen talking to an unknown person who looks to be in a street gang! Robert Van Damage – “In the blink of an eye, a dragon appears on the stage. Like Don Quixote, I venture forth to joust with the dragon. But will you be a dragon or just another windmill?” Frank Leatherman Snow – “It’s amazing that characters who are something less than spring chickens like to demean the age of LB members. But I refuse to lower myself to such personal attacks. Ready yourself, Sir G. I am coming for that ICON TV title and rest assured I will have it!” Legendary Eddie Sweat – “Whoa! What do we have here? Who let the blue man group in? Stryker and SGK are trying real hard to be funny. It keeps them from admitting that they don’t want to fight us. SGK certainly doesn’t want another round with RVD. Stryker is on point to discover he’s not bulletproof either.” Lady Kung Fu Kandy Kaine – “So now it’s Inazume. Who’s next? Toyota Kawasaki? Show me you’re an active competitor and the next title shot is yours!” Saxe Gotha – “C’mon, Sir Anabolic! If you can’t find yours, borrow Stinky Stryker’s. It appears you pal Fat Andy and Co. have tucked tail and ran away. Maybe you just don’t feel like challenging an active wrestler?” Duke Nukem – “Looks like I’m bringing up the rear. Maybe I should get myself a dog catcher’s uniform and start dropping some guys off at the pound. Hopefully, I can find a high kill shelter for you mutts. All I’d have to do would be toss out some of those pup-tarts you love so much.”
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Bo Hardy, Remy Hoyt, Ray Runnels, Roy Rotundo, Waylon & Dunne Harr are seen sitting in front of an old gas station. Old beat-up cars and trucks are scattered all around the lot. Bo grabs a pop out of the old pop machine and joins the rest of the guys by the old pumps. Remy: Did you boys hear about the All-Star League? Ray: No what? Remy: They’re gonna pay us to fight there! We get to beat people up and they’ll pay us! Bo: Why do you think I got these fancy shirts made by Cousin Bobby Joe. Dunne: But necks is spelled wrong. The rest of the guys look at the words on the shirts and then look at Dunne confused. Waylon: I know I should’a pulled you out of that fancy school before it was too late! No need for kids to go to colleges now a days. You just ended up back here working at the plant with us! The rest of the guys laugh as they bug Dunne about his wrestling gear and higher education.
(The Masked Prince sits on top of a grand piano covered with pictures of smiling, happy clowns. The Masked Pianist sits at the keys. The lights are
dim except for a royal spotlight on the Prince and a second one awaiting its occupant. The Masked Prince has a scepter/microphone. The piano
starts and the Masked Prince raises the mic to his royal lips.)
The Masked Prince:Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground
You in mid-air
(The Masked Harlequin emerges into his spotlight. He begins to dance.)
Send in the clowns
(A display of acrobatic prowess by the Masked Harlequin.)
Isn't it bliss?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around
One who can't move
(The Masked Harlequin kneecaps a Faceless Servant)
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns
(The Masked Harlequin pantomimes playing an invisible violin.)
Just when I stopped
Opening doors
Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours
Making my entrance again with my usual flair
Sure of my lines
No one is there
(The Masked Harlequin returns to his dance.)
Don't you love a farce?
My fault, I fear
I thought that you'd want what I want
Sorry my dear
(The Masked Harlequin stops briefly to air hug the Masked Prince.)
But where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns
Don't bother
They're here
(The Masked Harlequin spreads his arms wife as it to say ‘TA-DA!’)
Isn't it rich?
Isn't it queer?
Losing my timing this late
In my career
Where are the clowns?
There ought to be clowns
Well, maybe next year
(The Masked Prince rises on top of the piano. His sequined legless suit, replete with bow tie, sparkles. He gives a graceful and gracious bow. The
Masked Harlequin applauds furiously.)
Drake v Gunther
Do we need
to really continue
this or can we
move on. You’re
call Gunther.
Here’s my
answer…
Count Out: 22
1. Ankle Lock..................262. Arm Drag Takedown...143. Arm Wrench...............134. Atomic Drop...............135. Back Elbow Smash.....276. Bear Hug....................217. Big Boot......................248. Bodyslam....................309. Bulldog.......................17
10. Catapult......................2011. Chair Shot...................1712. Chickenwing...............2813. Chokeslam..................1814. Clothesline.................1415. Crescent Kick................716. Cross-Armbar...............217. Double Axehandle........918. Dropkick.......................219. Eagle Split...................1020. Elbow Smash................621. Enzuigiri........................822. European Uppercut....3023. Eye Gouge..................1024. Face Rake...................1225. Fallaway Slam.............2926. Flying Body Press.........427. Flying Dropkick.............528. Flying Elbow Drop........329. Forearm Smash............430. Full Nelson.................11
61. Atomic Leg Drop.........4362. Backbreaker...............4163. Big Splash...................4364. Boston Crab................3765. Brainbuster.................4566. Camel Clutch..............4267. Cobra Clutch...............4468. Cradle Suplex.............4069. Cutter.........................4070. DDT............................3771. Death Valley Driver....3872. Diving Headbutt.........3873. Figure Four.................4574. Gorilla Press Slam.......3275. Gourdbuster...............3576. Guillotine Choke.........3977. Hurricanrana..............3978. Moonsault..................3379. Neckbreaker...............3580. Piledriver....................3481. Powerbomb................3682. Powerslam..................3283. Scorpion Deathlock....4184. Sleeper.......................3185. Slingshot Suplex.........4286. Spear..........................3187. Spinebuster................3488. Stunner......................3689. Sunset Flip..................3390. Superplex...................44
31. Hammerlock...............2632. Headbutt....................2333. Headlock....................2934. Hip Toss......................1935. Irish Whip...................1836. Knee Drop..................2237. Knee Lift.....................1638. Knife-Edge Chop.........1939. Lariat..........................1540. Leg Sweep..................1641. Low Blow....................1542. Mongolian Chop.........2143. Monkey Flip................2044. Mounted Punches......2245. Palm Strike.................2546. Pumphandle Slam......2747. Rear Naked Choke......1148. Rib Breaker.................2349. Rope Burn....................850. Savate Kick.................2451. Shoulder Block.............152. Shoulder Breaker.........553. Side Slam....................2554. Snapmare.....................155. Spinning Back Fist........656. Step-Over Toe Hold......357. Suplex.........................1258. Tree of Woe Kicks.........759. Turnbuckle Smash......2860. Wristlock......................9
Disqualificaton: 28
