Seven students arrested for partyby Jim Coyne Staff Reporter

Seven N otre D am e studen ts a r­res ted a t an off-cam pus party last Friday evening will pay the penalty enforced by the S tate of Indiana and no fu rther punitive action will be taken by the U niversity, accord­ing to ND Dean of S tudents Jam es Roemer.

The a rrests took place a t a party held a t 823 N. Notre Dame A venue.

Those a rrested were: Stephen B itter and Bruce M artin, both of

823 N. N otre D am e, on charges of selling w ithout a perm it; and housem ates Jam es S tephens, G re­gory Swita, Thom as Byrne, John O ’Connell, and Patrick K ehough on charges of conducting unautho­rized dealings.

S tephens said th a t around 10 p .m . two undercover policem en cam e to the party w here M artin and B itter w ere collecting money. These two policem en paid adm is­sion to the party . A short tim e la ter, uniform ed policem en arrived on the scene and asked M artin and

B itter w hat they w ere collecting for.

W hen told it w as for the party th a t w as taking place in the back yard, the policem en asked those • dispensing th e b eer if anyone had a bartend ing license or if they had any carding facilities. Each of the seven w ere than charged w ith a $50 bond, taken to th e police station, and booked.

S tephens said th a t M artin and B itter w ere actually charged with “ selling cups’’, while the others w ere charged w ith “ dealing w ith a

prohibitive su b s tan ce .” H e added tha t it could have been w orse if they had been “ charged with contributing to the deliquency of a m inor.”

The seven studen ts are now w aiting for their hearing, which will be held on W ednesday. According to S tephens, the group has talked w ith law yer R ichard H un ter about the possibility of his rep resen ting them a t the trial.

Roem er said he knows th a t the re have been sim ilar problem s in the neighborhood. He said th a t from

now on he will advise N otre Dame Security to bring all public adver­tisem ents concerning parties to him. He will in tu rn notify the N ortheast N eighborhood Council, so th a t they will be aw are of the partv, he added.

“ I ’m not in any sym pathetic position w ith th e seven s tu d e n ts ,” he sta ted . They allegedly broke the law and if convicted, will have to pay the price, according to Roemer.He also said th a t the University

will not in tercede on behalf of the studen ts.

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‘Vandals will make restitutions’: Roemer

by Rosemary M ills Editorial Editor

On M arch 31, two male studen ts dam aged several cars in the D-2 w est parking lot, according to Jam es Roem er, ND dean of stu ­den ts . R oem er announced yeste r­day th a t the pair will make re s titu ­tion for the dam ages. S tudents who wish to be reim bursed should contact his office.

The incident took place a t ap ­proxim ately 3 a.m . R oem er related tha t two studen ts left the Library b ar and drove to the D-2 parking lot. The pair then ran through the lost to cam pus, breaking car an ten ­nas and dam aging w indshield w ipers en route.

Unknown to them , however, a third studen t saw w hat Roem er called in legal term s “ vandalism and malicious tre sp a ss in g .” After following the two, he caught up to them in from of the ND post office.

Roem er said the studen t con­fronted them “ in rather strong te rm s ,” and fistfight broke out. The fight a ttracted the a tten tion of security stationed at the main gate . Security stopped the fight and learned of the dam age.

A quick investigation revealed som e dam age and the case was

sen t to Roemer. “ Both studen ts adm itted their actions,” R oem er s ta ted . “ They also adm itted to being under the influence and said they would not have done it o therw ise .”

“ N um ber one is th a t they will have to m ake re s titu tio n ,” Roem er em phasized.

He asked th a t studen ts whose cars w ere dam aged call his office at 6144 within the next five days. They should sta te w here the car was parked and give an estim ate of the dam age. “ If possib le ,” R oem er added, “ they should send a le t te r .”

The two studen ts will also have som e sanction im posed on them , according to Roemer. But he has not yet decided exactly w hat this will be.

Roem er clarified the absence of U niversity responsibility for stu ­den t cars, saying “ there is no way we can g u a ran tee” protection. The lights around som e parking lots, the fences and th e patrol by security are all m eans taken by the university to dim inish crim e, he said.

“ I ’m convinced m ost of the dam age is done by o ther stu ­d e n ts ,” R oem er sta ted , “ and I ju s t

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Hall vice-presidents elected as reps to Campus Life Council

by Patrick O’Leary

The election of stu d en t rep resen ­tatives to the C am pus Life Council was finalized las t T uesday n ight in L aFortune.

R epresen ting the N orth Q uad on the council nex t year will be Chip W alter, vice p residen t of P lanner, and C urtis W esslen , v ice-president of G race, w ho won the run-off election last Tuesday. M ary Ryan and Ed Zier, vice-presidents of Badin and M orrissey, will rep re ­sen t the South Q uad. The four w ere elec ted by the outgoing rep resen ta tives.

In addition to four hall vice- p residen ts . the C am pus Life Coun­cil is com posed of th ree hall rectors from each quad , two m em bers of the Faculty Senate, the studen t

body p residen t, and one rep resen ­tative each from the S tudent Union and H PC. As of yet, the people who will fill the rem aining positions have not been determ ined.

The Council, which w as created by th e Board of T rustees last O ctober, m eets weekly and is supposed to “ act as a forum w here faculty, adm inistrative, and s tu ­den t rep resen ta tives can discuss cam pus life and make recom m en­dations to th e vice-president for S tudent A ffairs,” Andy M cK enna, s tu d e n t bo d y p r e s id e n t com ­m ented.

“ A t e v e ry th i rd m e e t in g ,’ ’ M cK enna added , “ th ree exofficio m em bers, ano ther faculty m em ­ber, the v ice-president for S tudent Affairs, and the dean of studen ts- sit in to consider im m ediate pro­blem s and suggestions th e Council

m ight hav e .”D uring the two w eeks in b e ­

tw een form al m eetings, the two groups m eet separately . “ This p ro c e d u r e ,” M cK en n a sa id , “ gives the regu lar m em bers a little more freedom to discuss issues more openly w ithout being sty­m ied .”

The first Council m eeting is scheduled for next W ednesday, by which tim e the o ther m em bers will have been chosen. An issue w hich M cK enna feels will predom inated the upcom ing agenda is the U niver­sity ’s fire regulation policy, specifi­cally the policy on lofts.

“ W e w ant to unders tand the U niversity’s position m ore c lear­ly ,” M cK enna com m ented, “ and try to develop a m ore practical loft policy w ithout sacrificing fire safety on cam pus.”

A new lighting fixture, above right, designed to be placed at major entrances of cam pus buildings, has been unveiled for review by the Cam pus P lanning departm ent of the School of A rchitecture. The fixture, com posed of an aggregate concrete formwork and plexiglas head, is proposed to im prove cam pus lighting and to assist in finding th e location of U niversity build ings. Dorn C arbone, pictured above, engineered the project. A K eenan Hall resident has obviously

foreseen this as a problem and has created his own tem porary solution , above left. C om m ents and questions are invited and should be addressed to E sm ee Bellalta, D epartm ent of A rchitecture. [Photos courtesy D epartm ent of Architecture]

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Editors fight eviction orderBOSTON, M A -E d ito rs of the weekly stu d en t new paper at Boston College, a Roman Catholic school, say they will figh t an order th a t th e paper move off cam pus because it published advertisem en ts for abortion clinics. Paul M cPattland, ed ito r of The Heights, said moving from cam pus would h u rt the p ap e r’s ability to do its job. The H eights was told to move by K evin P. Duffy, the college’s vice- p res iden t for stu den t affairs, who said the school m ust “ assu re tha t any independen t corporation which desires the convenience of leasing space in college qu arte rs respect the basic values of the co llege .”

Am bassador to be namedW ASHINGTON -P resident C arte r will nom inate Nancy O strander of Indianapolis to be am bassador to the Republic of Surinam , he said yesterday . O straner, 52, personnel counselor for the senior officer division in the S tate D epartm en t’s personnel bu reau , would replace J . Owen Zurhellen J r . , who resigned . O strander en tered the foreign service in 1947.

WeatherCloudy, windy and cold today with a 30 percen t chance of show ers and highs low to mid 40s. Partial clearing ton igh t w ith lows upper 20s to low 30s. Partly sunny tom orrow w ith h ighs low to mid 40s.

_ O n Campus _____3:15 pm career workshop, “ decis ion m aking an d values

cla r if ica t ion ," p a t mccormick, 161 lem ans, sm c, sp o n so red by c a re e r dev e lo pm en t.

4:30 pm lecture, “ h u m a n r ig h ts in sou th k o r e a , " rev. jam es s inno tt , fo rm er maryknoll m iss ionary in sou th korea, area stud ies reading room, 1201 m em . lib.sp o n so red by a m n es ty in ternat ional .

4:30 pm ward phillips lecture ser ies, “ hoy le 's whist: cardg a m e s and o th e r bifocal s e r i e s , " prof ronald p au lson , m em . lib. aud.

7 pm concert, “ th e sound of b r a s s , " th e no tre d a m e b rassq u in te t , Howard hall, followed by short recep tion , sp o n so red by how ard hall.

7:15 pm concert, le t te rm en , acc, $2.50 & $1.50. tickets onsale at th e no tre d a m e credit union.

8 pm lecture, “ th e politics of t readm ill bri tian since1951 ," dr. m a. f i tzsimons, nd. galvin aud., sponsored by h is to ry dep t.

8 pm concert, “ an ev en in g at th e o p e r a , " little theatre,sm c, m usic d ep t , w orkshop , no ch a rge .

8 pm n d /sm c theatre, “ a m an for all s e a s o n s , " by rober tbolt , cce aud., call 284-4176 for tickets .

8 pm student players production, " c o m e blow your h o r n , "by neil s imon, sp o n so red by th e s tu d e n t union, basem ent of lafortune, $1.

8:15 pm recital, m a r y a n n m a t ta l iano , p ian ist , crow ley recitalhall, sp on so red by m usic dep t.

‘One Earth Week’ ends with International Festival

Am erican Scene Series

Aldous discusses family

by Valerie Stefanl

T he ninth annual “ One E arth W eek ,” sponsored by the In terna­tional S tudent O rganization (ISO) of Notre Dame concluded last Saturday evening with the “ In ter­national F estiva l,” an en terta in ­m ent program that featured music and folk dancing from the rep re­sen tative countries.

C ountries rep resen ted included India., F rance, A ustria, the Philip­pines, C hina, the U nited States, and Latin A m erica. M iddle E ast­e rn countries w ere also included for the first tim e th is year.

“ It w as the first tim e tha t the A rab countries and the Islamic Association of M ichiana partic ipat­ed in th e festiva l,” explained Betty F itterling , secretary to Daniel O ’Neil, d irector of International S tudent Affairs.

The week long celebration also fea tu red lectures , film s, and the “ One E arth M arketp lace ,” a d is­play and sale of im ported hand­crafts from around the world. C oordinators of the program stated th a t a ttendance at the events increased th is year, particularly s tu d en t a t t e n d a n c e __ .

“ T here w as a good tu rnout at the program s during the week and there was a capacity crowd at W ashington Hall for the Festival Saturday ev en in g ,” F itterling said.

“ One E arth W eek” was original­ly designed as a way to thank the host fam ilies from the international studen ts . It has since come to include active participation by both N otre D am e and Saint M ary’s studen ts.

The C hairm an of the W eek was Monica E chavarria, p residen t of the ISO. O ther chairm en include Gabriel Shakkour, for the Festival; Patricia Leon, publicity; H enri Van T ichelen, film s and lectures; and Carlos Araujo, for the M arketplace.

Rourke O ’Brien also helped in p lanning and directing the M arket­place.

Elections for next y ea r’s officers will be held on T hursday. The first event p lanned next year is the orientation program for new in ter­national s tu d en ts in the fall.

“ This year som e new program s w ere institued such as the ‘In terna­tional G et T o g e th e r ,’ which was a d inner th a t fea tu red foods from around the w orld, th a t we hope to continue next y e a r ,” said Leon.

by Molly Woulfe Senior Staff Reporter

Joan A ldous, professor of socio­logy at Notre D am e, d iscussed how tim e can determ ine a fam ily’s welfare in her lecture “ Of Time and Fam ily” last n ight in Saint M ary’s Carroll Hall. Over 200 studen ts and faculty m em bers a ttended the lecture, w hich was sponsored by SM C’s A m erican Scene C ultural Series.

“ The essence of tim e is rhythm and reccurence ,” Aldous noted. “ It becom es more carefully divided and husbanded as it becom es m ore p len tifu l.”

“ The interlocking of individual tim etab les teally m akes for fam ily tim e ,” she continued. “ Look at your own lives. You have the role

On April 20, 21, and 22, at 8:00 p .m ., the Notre D am e-Saint M ary’s T heatre will p resen t R obert Bolt’s celebration of the life of Sir Thom as M ore, A Main For All Seasons. The production will be staged in the A uditorium of the C enter for C ontinuing Education on the Notre D am e Cam pus (note th is location change-the production was origi­nally scheduled in the Law Library at N otre Dame). Tickets are $2.50, $2.00 for ND-SMC S tudents, Facul­ty and Staff. Tickets may be obtained by calling 284-4176.

The production, d irected by Reg­inald F. Bain, C hairm an of the C ooperative D epartm ent of Speech and D ram a, is p art of a conference to celebrate the 500th anniversary of the b irth of Sir Thom as More. M ore becam e C hancellor of E ng­land at a tim e of g rea t turm oil. K ing H enry VIII w ished to have his m arriage to C atherine annulled so he could m arry Anne Boleyn. W hen the Pope denied such action, H enry chose to form the Church of E ngland, thus separa ting from the Catholic Church. W ithout going against the Law, M ore refused to take p art in this m atter. H e was im prisoned and eventually b eh ead ­ed over a perju red testim ony of treason given by Richard Rich, the A ttorney G eneral for W ales who eventually becam e Chancellor. Rich had been a sim ple scholar who becam e influenced by the ru th less Thom as Cromwell. The Duke of Norfolk, who had been a good friend to M ore before the contro-

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of being offspring or a sibling-now you may be thinking of being a spouse or paren t. You’re having to make a lot of transitions in a short tim e .”

According to A ldous, the decline of the b irth ra te of children in the U nited S tates and the increase of babies born out of wedlock is due to the conditions of these tim es, most notably th e high unem ploym ent ra te of 16 to 24 year olds. H er s ta tistics claim one out of 25 children w as born illegitim ate in the 1950’s, as com pared to one out of seven in 1975.

“ One reason th is is of public in te rest is the family incom e of a single m other is 50 percen t less than w hen a husband and wife are p re se n t,” Aldous pointed out.

“ And those who have m arried

versy, eventually joined forces with Cromwell to see M ore to his death .

A Man For All Seasons, as well as the conference of which it is a part, is offered as a tribu te to this g rea t m an who would not sacrifice his principles to save his own life. As M ore said to his accusers, “ I do none harm , I say none harm , I think none harm . And if this be not enough to keep a m an alive, in good faith I long not to live.”

A Special Presentation Commemorating

the 500th Anniversary of Thomas More’s Birth

a manfor all seasons

by Robert Bolt

early, younger than 19, as com ­pared to those who m arry late, have children earlier, husbands with low er-than-m edian salaries, and a shortened educational car­e e r ,” she rem arked. “ T hey’re also four tim es more likely to be divorced.

“ These sam e women w ant their daugh ters to m arry la ter in life, suggesting the im portance in tim ­in g ,” A ldous said.

A ldous also predicted th a t the studen ts p resen t would have more children than their paren ts or g randparen ts, and th a t 40 to 50 percen t of them will eventually divorce.

“ The kinds of decisions you make in the next few years are going to have very long-range a ffec ts,” Aldous w arned.

Aldous, w hose book, Family Careers, was published last m onth, has been teaching at Notre Dame for two years. She has the distinction of being the only fem ale full-professor a t Notre Dame.

Cars vandalized[Continued from page 1]don’t think th e re are th a t many more th ings we can do. W e are not responsible for dam ages or loss of property in room s or parking lo ts .”

Roem er also strongly com m end­ed the studen t who confronted the vandals.

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Roemer announces selection of 1978-79 Senior Bar managers

by Rosem ary M ills Editorial Editor

The 1978-79 Senior Bar general m anager will be Mike Schlageter, announced Jam es R oem er, ND dean of studen ts. The two o ther m anagerial positions will be filled by Ron Zoroomski arid Pat Jo rdan .

The th ree w ere chosen from over 50 applicants, all of whom w ere interview ed and ra ted by either Jim m y D unne, Rob Civitelo, ,or K enn Ricci, th e p resen t m anagers. Roem er and K en M ilani, associate professor of accountancy and advi­sor, then in terv iew ed th e top nine applicants and m ade th e final decision.

D unne said he w as happy with the choices and called Schlageter “ a sm art and really nice g u y .” “ I would like to congratu late th e new m an ag e rs ,” D unne sta ted . He added th a t he w ould also like to congratu late R oem er and M ilani on their decision. “ I think th e new m anagers will find R oem er stra igh t forward and easy to work w ith ,” D unne noted.

R oem er added his own com pli­m ents to Schlageter, Jo rdan , and Zoromski. “ They are all fully

SMC selects SGby Jean Powley

Saint M ary’s Editor

Saint M ary 's S tudent Govern­m ent has selected eight new com­m issioners to serve on the Board of G overnance for the 78-79 school year.

M aggie Brydges, a junior E ng­lish major, will be the new judicial com m issioner. She will be respon­sible for im plem enting a selection and training process for the Jud ic i­al Board. She will also oversee the sanctions that are passed by the Board.

M ary M ullaney was chosen as developm ent com m issioner. The sophom ore business major will be a m em ber of the D evelopm ent Com­m ittee of the Board of R egents. M ullaney will be responsible for all annual fund raising events.

The co-com m issioners for the Election C om m ittee will be sopho­mores Noreen Bracken and Carol T rousdale. They will take charge of all elections held next year.

T he social com m issioner, Christy Jones, junior art major, will be responsible for the coordination of all social activities on and off cam pus. She will work on major events such as M ardi G ras, An Tostal, and O ctoberfest.

Sophomore Lucia Ann Trigiani was selected as public relations com m issioner. Trigiani will be responsible for sending out press re leases and announcem ents of cam pus events.

Jun ior M arianne Frost was chos­en as the co-exchange com m is­sioner. She will work largely with the ND Student G overnm ent on co-ex m eal tickets, the shuttle bus,and projects such as joint picnics.

The new spiritual com m issioner will be M argare t O’K eefe, sopho­m ore elem entary education /socio l­ogy major. O’K eefe will work with C am pus M inistry on such projects as M asses, re trea ts, bible studies, and discussion groups.

Leslie M urdock, junior chem istry major, has been nam ed sports com m issioner. She will be respon­sible for the coordination of in tra­

m urals and co-sponsored activities w ith Notre D ame.

In their capacity as m em bers of the Board of G overnance they will be available for any projects includ­ing those tha t may range outside their designated responsibilities of their positions.

Applications w ere review ed on April 7 with interview s taking place on April 9 and 10.

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PARIS [AP] - A Paris new spaper reported yesterday that France has exploded an experim ental neutron bomb at its South Pacific test base, but French researchers are belie­ved far behind the U nited S tates in developing any deployable neutron w arhead.

The Foreign and D efense M inist­ries refused to com m ent on the front-page story in France-Soir , a m ass-circulation daily, according to a longstanding French inform ation on nuclear tes ts at the M ururoa Atoll range in the South Pacific.

W ell-inform ed observers believe theFrance-Soir story, which follow­ed sim ilar reports in the weekly m agazine Le Point and two W est G erm an n e w s p a p e rs , s te m m e d from an underground nuclear tes t last m onth.

The tes t, widely reported but never officially confirm ed, was part of a series of French efforts to improve its nuclear arsenal. Def­ense M inister Yvon B ourges, asked last fall about neutron bom b re ­search, said tes ting covered all kinds of w eaponry bu t declined

specifics.The respected new spaper Le

M onde quoted “ inform ed circles” yesterday as saying neutron w eap­ons seem ed within the g rasp of a medium pow er like France but that research was not far enough along for experim ents.

France-Soir said a “ senior m ilit­ary officer” also pointed out tha t France was still th ree or four years away from any deployable neutron w eapons, but tha t he reportedly described the recen t M ururoa test as a “ full-scale laboratory ex p er­im en t.”

In Parliam ent la ter yesterday , Socialist leader Francois M itterand dem anded that the governm ent reveal w hether it had conducted a neutron bomb tes t. But Prem ier Raymond Barre sidestepped the issue.

In W ashington, U.S. D efense D epartm ent officials said privately they had no inform ation on any neutron bomb testing by the F rench, and State D epartm ent officials said they w ere skeptical of the reports.

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capable of both the leadersh ip and technical aspects of th e job. All the applicants and everyone we in ter­viewed w ere outstanding peop le ," Roemer em phasized. “ It was a very tough decision .”

Schlageter said he is “ anxious to do a good jo b .” He added his general p lans w ere to continue to “ fix up the place, m aking im prove­m ents w herever needed, and run the bar as efficiently as possib le .”

University-Bar relationship

Senior B ar is owned by the University. According to Roemer, the University purchased the li­cense and subsidized it when it was losing money, b u t the day-to-day operation is th e responsibility of the Senior Class, specifically those who are chosen and paid to oversee i t .”

R oem er s ta ted th a t m any ad­m inistrators and faculty are asso­ciated with Senior Bar. Philip Facenda, general counsel for the U niversity is involved with renew ­ing th e license every year. He also deals with any legal problem s the bar is faced w ith.

Senior B ar is licensed by the Indiana Alcoholic B everage Com­mission (ABC) as a private club. According to ABC law, th is type of license requires a defined m em ber­ship with dues of at least $6 a year.

The Notre Dam e Senior Alumni

Association is the charter that m eets this requ irem en t. D ues are $10 per year and m em bership is open to insure p roper book­keep ing .”

Milani and R oem er are advisers and set direct overall policy and em ploym ent. This year, unusually high profits caused som e discus­sion about investm ents.

“ From a legal point of v iew ,” Roem er sta ted , “ there is no ques­tion who the money belongs to ." He explained th a t he would like to see the profits used for im prove­m ents in the bar. Roem er cited the restroom s, the sta irs , and the floors as areas which could be im proved.

“ I think the m ore you upgrade a place, it will be reflected in the clientele and the way they a c t,” he said. If possible, R oem er added th a t som ething could be se t aside for next y ea r’s initial operating expenses.

“ The money p u t into Senior Bar comes from th e Senior C lass ,” Roem er sta ted . He explained his ideas for using th e profits to benefit fu ture senior classes. This could be done by organizing a scholarship fund for needy seniors or possibly an em ergency fund.

Roem er agreed th a t the use of profits was definitely an adm ini­strative decision. He added tha t he would be open to suggestions from the seniors “ as long as they are beneficial to the whole c la s s .”

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U.S. prepared toif Panama had tried sabotage

WASHINGTON [AP] -The United S tates was p repared to defend the Panam a Canal if the Panam anian m ilitary had tried to take the w aterway by force, P residen t C art­e r ’s chief spokesm an said y e s te r­day.

“ It is safe for you to assum e we would be prepared to defend American in terests and the canal, as we have b e e n ,” W hite H ouse Press Secretary JodyiPowell said.

The W hite H ouse sta tem en t was prom pted after Panam anian leader Gen. O m ar Torrijos declared tha t his regim e w as ready to sabotage the canal had the Senate defeated the second of the two Panam a Canal treaties on Tuesday n ight. The trea ties relinquish U.S. control of the international w aterw ay by the end of the century.

Torrijos said after the S en a te ’s vote tha t if the trea ty had been rejected, “ we would have s ta rted another struggle for lib era tio n .” Torrijos said the close vote placed the Panam a Canal “ w ithin two votes of being destroyed.

Torrijos’ sta tem en t, issued only m inutes after the Senate approved the accord with one vote to spare , 68-32, still caused repercussions here yesterday.The chief Senate stra teg is t for

anti-treaty forces. Sen. Paul Laxalt, R-NV, said the Torrijos sta tem en t indicates U .S .-Panam anian re la t­ions may be difficult during the 22

years before th e canal is placed under Panam anian control.

“ I’m not su rp rised ,” Laxalt said of the Torrijos sta tem en t. “ But it was a hell of a way to s ta rt a shotgun m arriag e .”

C arter called Sen. Howard C an­non, D-NV, one of the last to declare him self in favor o f the treaty switch. A Cannon aide said the senator told C arter “ he was dum bfounded tha t Torrijos would make such a sta tem en t. He told the p residen t he was very d is­tressed . ”

But the W hite H ouse and State D epartm ent shrugged off Torrijos’ sta tem en t Tuesday night, as did

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A 1949 Notre D am e graduate , Sullivan is p residen t of M utual B enefit Life Insurance Company and a m em ber of the College of B usiness A dm inistration Advisory

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Democratic congressional leaders.At a W hite H ouse briefing, Powell

refused to acknow ledge a report tha t U.S. forces had been placed on alert. But he said th a t if such an order had been given, C arter, as com m ander-in-chief, would have ordered it.

The Pentagon said flatly th a t no alert had been im plem ented . However, D efense D epartm ent of­ficials said officers with the South­ern Comm and H eadquarters in the Canal Zone reported late Tuesday that military patrolling in the zone had been stepped up. But au thori­ties stressed th a t no leaves w ere cancelled and no U.S. troops w ere placed on alert.

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The reception begins at 6 p.m . w ith a cocktail hour. D inner will be served a t 7 p .m . Tickets may be purchased in w riting or by calling the AIESEC office at 283-2886. The price is $15 to the public, $10 to ND-SMC students.

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The g reen flag falls on Sunny Saturday a t 9 a.m . for the 1978 An Tostal Road Rally. All you’ll need is your own vehicle, gas, and all the navigators you can stand to bring . A stree t map of South Bend-M ishaw aka m ight also be helpful.

For re g is tra tio n and inform ation, call Tim “ P an ther ” Malloy 't 7820 or Jim Swintal, who has actually a ttended the Indianapolis 500 four tim es, a t 287-5726.

SMC fooOn An Tostal M onday there will be two sem i final interhall

football gam es featuring the Belles of Saint M ary’s. Holy Cross will m eet M cC andless on Saint M ary’s field a t 4:30 p .m ., followed by Regina against LeM ans.

The Saint M ary’s interhall cham pion will be determ ined on Tuesday. Then, on Sunny Saturday on the field in back of Stepan C enter, th is team will take on Notre D am e’s cham pion, Lewis Hall.

Car stuffingH ave you ever thought about being a sardine? An Tostal gives

you the chance. You and your friends can pack yourselves together like sardines in a c a n -in An T ostal’s C ar Stuffing C ontest.

The object of the contest is to stu ff as many people as will fit in an old car fu rnished by us. This intim ate even t will be held Frivolous Friday a t 3 p .m .

G et your team together and call 7905 or 7908 to sign up or to get fu rther inform ation.

Vance brings SAMOSCOW [A Pj-Secretary of State Cyrus R. Vance said yesterday that “ difficult p rob lem s" rem ain in the path of a new U .S.-Soviet strategic arm s ag reem ent. He arrived on an evening flight from London and will m eet with President Leonid I. Brezhnev.

Foreign M inister Andrei A. G rom ­yko w ent to Vnukovo Airport to m eet Vance and Soviet television showed them shaking hands w arm ­ly-

Reading a p repared sta tem ent, Vance said that in four m eetings over the past 18 m onths, he and Gromkyo have “ m ade p rog ress...in bringing the two sides closer together on a num ber of is su e s ."

But the secretary added: "C om p­lex and difficult problem s rem ain in

the SALT negotiations. I hope my visit here will make progress on the rem aining major issu es...I view this m eeting as an im portant stage in the ongoing quest of our two countries for a stab le strategic balance and world p ea c e ."

U.S. officials expect no dram atic breakthrough during V ance's three day visit, and no agreem ent for a Brezhnev sum m it with President C arter in the United States.

But if Vance can narrow the gap a bit on th ree m ajor issues, the trip will be considered a success, in contrast to his failure here in March 1977 to get the Soviets to agree to substantial cutbacks in strategic w eapons.

In the U.S. view, the first obstacle to a new treaty is Soviet reluctance

to stop developm ent of new in ter­continental ballistic m issiles and m odernizing of existing ones. The United States would like m issile restrictions on both superpow ers for th ree years.

The second is a d ispu te over the Soviet bom ber known to the W est as the Backfire. The problem is considered mostly political and concerns C ongress as much as the Russians.

A third obstacle in the way of a new SALT accord centers on Soviet efforts to keep the United States from sharing with its European allies the technology of cruise m issiles, the low-flying, pilotless bom ber that is relatively inexpen­sive to produce.

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formed to oppose tuition taxCoalitionINDIANAPOLIS [AP] - Nine of

the s ta te ’s b ig g est educational organizations have form ed a coali­tion to fight the Tuition Tax Credit Act pending in C ongress, spokes­m en for the group said yesterday.

The tax cred its will make public schools “ institu tions for the poor” and reduce the quality of free, public education, th e coalition said.

“ Private schools ought to function w ithout expecting to dip into the public till,” Robert L. Thornberry, d irector of the Indiana Federation of T eachers, told reporters at a news conference.

The coalition, which also in­cludes the Indiana Congress of Paren ts and T eachers PTA and the Indiana S tate T eachers Associa­tion, claims the tax credit is unconstitutional, cuts into funds available for public schools and encourages the estab lishm ent of schools based on religious, cul­tural, political or ethnic considera­tions.

The legislation provides a tax credit for half of a child’s private school tuition, up to $500. It o r ig in a lly in c lu d e d all p r iv a te school tuition b u t w as am ended in a H ouse com m ittee las t week to exclude e lem entary and secondary school tuition.

B ut Lenore Bruce, legislative coordinator for the s ta te PTA w arned th a t e lem entary and secon­dary schools m ay be am ended back into the bill once it reaches the H ouse floor.

“ The cu rren t federal role in support of elem entary and secon­dary education am ounts to approx­im ately $128 for every child in public schools and $70 for every child in non-public school,” Bruce said. “ The tax credit...w ould provide four tim es as much money for children in private schools as for children in public schools.

“ Since th e tax credit proposal will only partly re im burse tuitions paid to private schools, children

whose paren ts are poor will still in all likelihood be unable to ra ise the o ther half of the money needed to pay for private school tu itio n ,” she said. “ The public schools will becom e institu tions of the p o o r."

“ M iddle-incom e paren ts who have the ir children enrolled in the private sector would not support increased funds for th e public schools,” Bruce said. “ Public schools m ight never recover from such a blow and th e educational needs of the vast m ajority of A m erican children will suffer b e ­cause of i t .”

Bruce also challenged the consti­tutionality of the proposal. “ This type of federal involvem ent in fostering schools based upon politi­cal, e thnic and religious philosophy has been opposed by A ttorney G eneral Griffin Bell and most constitutional scholars as a viola­tion of the F irst A m endm ent’s separation of church and s ta te ,” she said.

Bruce said she m et w ith m ost of Ind iana’s eleven congressm en in W ashington last week. Three of them - D em ocrats Floyd Fithian, David Cornwell and Phil Sharp - are undecided, she said. Demo­crats John B radem as and Andy Jacobs are opposed to the credits,

The new ND Sophomore Class officers are now accepting applica­tions for positions on next y ear’s Sophomore Advisory Council and the Public R elations Com m ittee.

The Council will consist of one rep resen tative from each hall, with the exception of P lanner and G race, which will have two each.

The Public Relations Com m ittee will consist of 12-15 m em bers. Editors, w riters, and photograph-

creditand R epublicans Elwood Hillis and John M yers and D em ocrat Dave Evans support credits for private college tuition. Republican Dan Quayle and D em ocrat A dam Ben­jam in support credits for all private schools, she said.

ers are also being sought for the overseas new sletter.

Anyone in terested should subm it a one pageresum e stating qualifica­tions, goals, and ideas to the S tudent A ctivities office, located on the first floor of LaFortune.

The application deadline is 5 p .m . Friday. For m ore inform a­tion, call e ither Jim V eraldi (8941), M aureen M cK enna (7827), Debbie Sm ith (1284), or Aaron Bell (3003).

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P .O .B o x QA Reply

from Senior Bar

E ditor’s Note: The following is M r. D unne’s reply to the open le tte r from John Larrabee which w as prin ted In T uesday’s O bserver.

D ear M r. Larrabee:I would first like to thank you for

your in te rest and concern w ith the operation of the Senior-A lum ni Club. It is my feeling th a t many of our fellow c lassm ates have sim ilar questions and would apprecia te if som eone could answ er them . T herefore the pu rpose of th is le tte r is not m erely to com m ent on your observations, bu t ra th e r to be tte r acquaint the m em bers of the Senior-Alumni Club with the over­all operation of the bar.

First; I would like to d iscuss the b a r 's financial position. 1 was m isquoted in the Observer as saying tha t it w as necessary to build up the b a r ’s profits to $25,000. At the tim e of the (interview the b a r’s profits w ere: already in excess o f th a t figure. At this point I would like to em pha­size it never w as, nor will it ever by my in tention “ to bu ild” the b a r 's profits to any level. I am som ew hat d isappoin ted tha t such g rea t a tten tion is cen te red around the Senior B a r 's profit and so little consideration is paid to the staff whose efforts have resu lted in so many perm anen t im provem ents. The trem endous profits th a t did accum ulate w ere due to th e efforts of an extrem ely honest and hard ­working staff.

However, I would like to say tha t I am in no way angry with the Observer for m isquoting m e. To expect absolute perfection from any organization is unfair, especial­ly from a com pletely studen t-run operation such as the Observer or the Senior Bar.

In your le tte r you also s ta te th a t I am defensive about “ im plications tha t you(I) am personally benefit- ting from the b a r’s success .” I feel tha t if I am defensive about this fact I am w ith good reason. Until I d id sta te em phatically tha t “ we receive no profits w hatsoever” m any of the m em bers of our class fe lt th a t Jim m y D unne was becom ­ing a very w ealthy m an. A fter this article a g rea t num ber of people approached me and expressed delight in finding out the tru th

concerning th e b a r’s profits. In all honesty the Senior Bar is in a unique position since it has never realized such financial success. As a resu lt it is still uncertain w here the profits will go. I can a ssu re you tha t once the adm inistration de­cides how it will allocate th e funds it will be m ade public. If in the past I have acted irritable about d iscus­sion concerning the use o f the profits, it is because, quite frankly, I am tired of hearing about them .

As far as your objection to the fact tha t I did not m ention the em ployee d inner a t th e B oar’s H ead, I would like to rem ind you that all of your know ledge of the operation of the Senior Bar seem s to be the resu lt of one very short article in the O bserver. How is it possible for me to explain every aspect of the b a r 's operation in one short article? You a re absolutely correct, I d id not m ention the d inner in the article, nor did I m ention the fact th a t the en tire s ta ff of 29 reported back to school eigh t days before registration for the sole purpose of renovating the bar and did so w ithout pay. Along with working eigh t hours a day for e igh t days w ithout pay, they also had to make a rrangem ents for and pay for room and board. However,I would like to m ention th a t Dr. K enneth M ilani, the faculty advisor to the bar, suggested having the d inner and D ean Jam es R oem er approved and signed th e check for it. On this point M r.L arrabee, I d o n 't feel your criticism is in any way constructive bu t ra th e r very cheap and petty .

If you are in terested in reviewing our books p lease be my guest. K enn Ricci is th e business m anager of the bar and 1 am su re he will enjoy m eeting you and answ ering any of your questions. I would like to say publicly th a t we a re aud ited twice a sem este r by the U niversity auditor, M r. Lou Cohen. As a m atte r of fact M r. Cohen has recently com pleted his first aud it of the second sem este r and he and I m et in his office on April 14. Mr. Cohen com m ented to me tha t “ The b a r’s records are very clear and in perfect order. ” M r. Cohen w ent on to say tha t we had a very clean and successful operation , and I as general m anager, should be proud. Since it is my understand ing that you are a science m ajor, Mr. Larrabee, I am su re M r. Cohen would be very in te rested in your appraisal of the books he has audited .

James J. Dunne III General M anager, Senior Bar

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Elections:In Retrospect

D ear Editor,

In the recent C lass -.o f ‘81 elections, i of all of the tickets

running in the class, only one had a w oman running for the post of P residen t. And, much to my su rprise , th is was one of the two tickets which m ade it to the run-off election. T here is som ething to be said for a class a t N otre Dame which alm ost elects a ticket with a woman in the top slot. To use a popular ph rase on cam pus, the rest w as to be “ gravy” .

I wish then to com m end the class o f ’81, especially all of its m em bers who saw past the posters to the platform s, and in particular, I wish to com m end everyone connected with the Abowd-W ard-Solari-Don- ovan ticket, for getting w here they did.

1 shall ask th a t my nam e be w ithheld from this le tte r, not because I am asham ed to sign it, b u t because I hope th a t it could have been w ritten by persons o ther than myself.

Name withheld by Request

Reschedule Small World'

D ear Editor,W e would like to congratu late

the In ternational S tudent O rgani­zation for a g rea t festival, “ Small W orld .” It seem s to get b e tte r every year. The Indian ladies should receive special recognition for their dance.

Too bad the last group had to leave a bad tas te again th is year by taking advantage of their postion on the program , and conducting their own private thing to the boredom of the audience. Three hours in a warm stuffy hall is too m uch. They should be scheduled to pu t on their own show in the R athskellar during the reception. This would leave the program to the people w ho show consideration for o thers.

Notre Dame and IUSB faculty and family

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Thursday, April 20, 1978

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by Garry Trudeau

WASHINGTON—I like Rippleman because he has an opinion on everyth ing. The o ther day I asked him how he felt about the neutron bomb and he said, “ I like the neutron bom b. I t’s safe and it’s sane, and God knows th is world needs ano ther w ar weapon to protect itse lf .”

“ B u t,” I said, “ it seem s so expensive .”

“ For a tactical w eapon i t ’s a steal. M aybe it might sound expensive today, but le t’s say by the year 2000, when we give the Panam a Canal back to Panam a, som ebody says the United States can ’t go through the canal before El Salvador. W hat do we do?”

" I don’t know ,” I adm itted.“ We use the neutron bom b. We

kill all the people in the area but we don’t hu rt the canal. Then every­one will say the bomb was a b a rg a in .”

“ T h a t’s a good point. If we used conventional nuclear w eapons to blast the El Salvador boat out of the. way, no one would be able to use the can a l,” I said. “ The only thing that w orries me is tha t if we build a neutron bom b, Iran and Saudi A rabia and Israel will dem and we sell it to them first. Since w e’re dependen t on the ir goodwill, they have first crack at all our new w eapons.”

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“ Then w e’ll sell it to them . After all, if Iran, Saudi A rabia and Israel offer to buy the neutron bomb from us we can make it a lot ch eap e r.”

“ I was hoping that the neutron bomb would be ju s t for us. It would be nice if th e U nited S tates had one w eapon it could call its ow n.”

“ W e can ’t build w eapons ju s t for o u r s e lv e s ,” R ip p lem an sa id . “ T hey’re too expensive. But if we can get every country to say th ey ’ll take a gross of neutron bom bs we can bring it in at a price our D e fen se D e p a r tm e n t can live w ith ."

“ W hat 1 d o n ’t understand is, if we let a country buy our la test war w eapons, how will we have the advantage over them in case they do som ething stupid like let an El Salvador boat go through the Panam a Canal before we do?”

Ripplem an said , “ It’s quite sim ­ple. The fact th a t they buy the w eapon from us doesn ’t necessarily m ean they know how to use it. A neutron bom b is a very com plicated piece of hardw are. Only by lighting the fuse will it go o ff.”

“ And you don’t think som eone can learn how to fire one?”

"N ot un less h e ’s had an A m eri­can high school education. You take two soldiers facing each o ther with the ir neutron bom bs, one with an A m erican high school diplom a and one with a diplom a from A lbania. W ho do you think will w in?”

“ The A m erican, o f co u rse ,” I said.

“ R igh t,” said R ipplem an. “ But w hy?”

“ I don’t know .”“ B ecause the American GI has

been tau g h t to think for him self. If he can ’t se t the bom b off h e ’ll hit the A lbanian soldier over the head with i t .”

“ But isn ’t there ano ther problem with the neutron bom b?” I said. “ I understand m any GIs w ant to re tire early to get the ir pensions. Sup­pose they learn how to use the bomb and then qu it the service for their pensions. W ho will be left to fire it?”

“ I’ve been giving tha t a lot of th o u g h t,” Ripplem an said. “ If a GI who specializes in the neutron bomb re tire s and goes on pension, he would be hired by the D efense D epartm ent as a ‘civilian special­is t’ in charge of firing i t .”

“ And then the Panam a Canal would be sa v e d ,” I cried.

“ I do n ’t know if it will be saved, but it su re as hell will give El Salvador second thoughts about stopping one of our ships from going through the canal before they do .”

|c] 1978, Los A ngeles Tim es Syndicate

How To Cook a Comedyby florericeanne strigle

above: Brooke W alin g a s m o ther; left: [Buddy] Je ff Pecore & [F a th e r] M ike V olberd ing ; below: M arita De la C o te ra re lax in g . [All pho tos by Mo Flynn]

P repare one Neil Simon Comedy Blend in one fresh , two nearly ripe, and

th ree v intage thespians Add one unseasoned director Mix well and serveYields four n igh ts of en terta inm en t, 150

servings per night

This is the recipe M aureen Flynn, director of Come Blow Your H orn, is using to cook this sem este r’s S tudent Players produc­tion. The Neil Simon Comedy will be presen ted at the Nazz, in the R athskellar of the LaFortune S tudent C enter, April 21, 22, 28 and 29 at 8:00 pm.

Come Blow Your Horn, w ritten in 1961, portrays 33 year-old playboy, Alan Baker (Don M urphy), show ing his naive, 21 year-old brother. Buddy (Jeff Pecore), how to break the chains of paren tal domination (M r. and M rs. Baker are played by Mike Volberding and Brooke W aling) and how to take advantage of bachelorhood. One of A lan’s “ advan tages” is Peggy Evans (M arita De la Cotera). The problem s resulting from B uddy’s corruption and from A lan’s fall for Connie Dayton (M ary

Browne are the m eat of the play and its humor.

“ It is a fun, fast-paced show ,” com m en­ted Pecore. “ But it is also the most dem anding com edy I have ever been in. It has very few one-liners or visual a id s ,” he said. “ You have to work for every laugh you get, and that requires a lot from an actor - especially an am a teu r,” Je ff continued. “ In our c a se .” he concluded, “ putting on Come Blow Your H orn is definitely a learn-as-you-go production ."

Flynn first becam e aw are of ju s t how much learning was necessary at the p lay 's second practice. At this rehearsal, she asked Don M urphy and M arita De la Cotera to go through one of their love scenes, being especially aw are of projec­ting their charac te rs ' intim acy. In the middle of the read ing . Don. in an effort to project this intim acy, slid his arm s from around M arita 's waist dow nward, until his hands rested on her buttocks. Im m ediat­ely M arita pushed him away, and adm on­ished, “ Please, nothing below the w aist.”

De la Cotera. a SMC sophom ore, laughed about the situation a few w eeks later and explained, “ That was typical of the difficulties 1 experienced trying to get into character. ” M arita is cast as the ste reo ­typical dum b, “ loose ” girl. "T h is part is particularly hard on me for two rea so n s ,” she said. “ The first is my strict upbringing. 1 kept thinking: “ My father is coming to this - what will he think when he sees me crawling all over this guy?” M arita’s o ther difficulty was that she was afraid everyone who saw her would think she is “ loose" in reality. “ I could not separate my character from m yself,” she em phasized.

According to Flynn, M arita’s problem s are natural for som eone who has held only three small roles in o ther shows. "W e (the cast) had to explain to M arita that she was ju s t doing a part and that everyone in the audience would realize th is ,” recalled Flynn. “ It was a delicate s itu a tio n ," she observed.

W hile all the cast m em bers confirm that Come Blow Your H orn has tau g h t them a lot, the one who claims to have learned the m ost from the play is Flynn. Come Blow Your H orn is Flynn’s first a ttem p t at directing. “ I have always been in terested in theatre but never intensely inv o lv ed ,” Flynn sta ted . “ My only theatrical exper­iences are som e m edium -sized roles in high school plays, enrollm ent in a fo u r - week course on “ Irish D ram a” a t the D ublin College in 1976 and twotheatre courses at Notre D ame. ” she said.

W hat has Flynn learned from Come Blow Your Horn O' ’all the basics - w hat to look for at an audition, how to block a scene, organization, scheduling, ligh ting ,...you nam e it. and I have learned i t ,” she quipped. However, “ the most im portant lesson 1 have learned from Come Blow Your Horn is that one should be willing to help others and accept help from o th e rs ,” she em phasized.

This prim ary concern for o thers tha t Flvnn underlines is, coincidentally, sim ilar to the philosophy of the S tudent Players organization. According to Lou Spisto, co-founder of the group. S tudent Players has three goals: first, to foster fun and friendship; secondly, to encourage individ­ual grow th, particularly in and through theatre; and finally, to p resen t the best show possible.

Spisto and Pecore. the o ther co-founder of the Student Players, em phasize tha t fun and growth are m ore im portant than professionalism • “ This is the only group at Notre Dame or Saint M ary’s in which com plete novices have a good opportunity to dabble in th e a tre ,” noted Spisto. “ While this could m ean less po lish ," he said, “ S tudent Players is willing to sacrifice it to keep this opportunity in theatre open to novices."

O ther m em bers of the cast also exper­ienced difficulties getting into the ir parts. Mike Volberding had problem s becom ing Mr. Baker, the m iddle-aged father. “ Before I would go o n stag e ,” he began , “ I would think: w hat are the characterisitics of an older person? I would try to becom e totally serious and exude control, ” he said, “ bu t it did not alw ays w ork .”

V olberding, a junior engineering major, has never been in any theatrical production before and in the initial practices, he becam e easily fru stra ted . “ I needed a lot of encouragem en t,” he adm itted . Through aw areness exercises and through takes of scenes, re takes, and re takes of re takes, Mike becam e m ore sure of h im self as Mr. Baker.

Practice also solved the problem of getting into character for M ary Browne a Saint M ary’s governm ent m ajor and novice actress. “ M ary has the alm ost im possible task of being the only com pletely stra igh t character in th e show ,” explained Flynn. Consequently, " i t is extrem ely difficult for her to keep up the comic undertones of the show and deliver all the heavy lin es ,” Flynn said. H ow ever' ' Flynn noted tha t “ Mary is holding her ow n.”T here are three veteran actors in Come

Blow Your H orn. Two are Brooke W aling, a theatre m ajor and a regu lar face on the ND-SMC thea tre stage , and Don M urphy, a three-tim e S tudent P layers production star. The th ird veteran is Je ff Pecore, a two-tim e director for and th ree-tim e s ta r in Student P layers ' productions. Pecore is also one of the co-founders of th e S tudent Players. These actors found them selves

learning from practices, too. “ The b iggest lesson the th ree of us had to m a s te r ,” observed M urphy, “ was concentration. Because S tudent Players is com posed of am ateurs, and peer am ateurs at tha t, it is

The Chris“ In ten words or less, w hat’s th e C hris­

tian m essage? Let m e have it. Ten w ords.”

I said: W e’re all b asta rd s, b u t God loves us anyw ay.”

T hat’s the explanation Will Cam pbell cam e up with when he w as p ressed by a friend for a succinct definition of C hristi­anity. The definition, w hen carried to its logical conclusion, would eventually lead Campbell to a profound conversion and reappraisal of his own m inistry .

In a truly rem arkable autobiography, B rother to a D ragonfly, C am pbell sp ins a tale of our South during a critical segm ent of its history. He was a chaplain a t Ole Miss, w here he quickly found him self in the hot sea t of racial trouble. They called Will Cam pbell a “ nigger lover” during the civil righ ts struggle of the ’60s; bu t are they not ju s t as liable to call him a “ red neck lover.” T h a t’s w hat happened when he began to discover the full imp =t of the definition of C hristianity he had given years earlier.

In the middle sixties, Cam pbell, who had acquired quite a nam e for h im self as a civil-rights- activist, w as beginning to harbor som e self-doubts. H e suspected he m ight be doing the righ t th ings for the w rong reasons. He detec ted a healthy dose of self-righteousness in his liberal posture. And his suspicions w ere in tensified by black leaders like Stokely C arm ichael, who told him it was his job to m ake su re his own peop le-S ou thern red -n eck s-g o t religion also.

A m om ent of tru th cam e w hen Cam pbell learned th a t his young friend Jonathan Daniel had been killed by a special deputy nam ed Thom as Colem an in A labam a. W ill’s friend forces him to assess the situation in the light of his definition of C hristianity. “ W hich of these two b as­ta rd s does God love th e m ost? Does he love tha t little bastard Jo n a th an th e m ost? Or does he love th a t living basta rd the m ost?”

The revelation com es suddenly . C am p­bell realizes th a t for tw enty years he has been en trapped in a m inistry of liberal sophistication: “ An a ttem p ted negation of Je su s , of hum an eng ineering , or ridirjg the coattails of C aesar, of p laying on his ballpark, by his ru les and w ith h is ball, or looking to governm ent to m ake and verify and au thenticate our m orality, or w orship­ing at the shrine of en ligh tenm ent and academ ia, of m aking an idol of the Suprem e Court, a theology of law and o rder and of denying not only the Faith I p rofessed to hold bu t my history and my people--the Thom as C olem ans. Loved. A nd if loved, forgiven. And if forgiven, reconciled .”

Will Cam pbell saw th a t h is m inistry had

less disciplined than , say, ND-SMC th ea t­r e ,” M urphy com m ented, ’’b u t,” he added, “ A show still has to be produced in a lim ited am ount of tim e and that m eans acceptance of responsib ility .”

Messageby fr. bill toohey

becom e one of law, not of grace. Since then, he has involved h im self in a ministry tha t refuses to take sides. He recognized that God loves equally the ha te r and the hated; and he tried to live th a t tru th in his own m inistry .

W hen Jam es M ered ith was shot during a march through M ississippi, Cam pbell vi­sited M eredith in the hospital and then M eredith ’s assa ilan t who was in jail. Similarly, he has visited in jail the G rand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan. This radical following of the gospel is terribly hard to accept. Indeed, som e of W ill’s form er friends have never becom e reconciled to his latter-day “ m inistry of reconciliation.”

Nor does he endear h im self to all-white Christian academ icians when he points out tha t “ the racism at Duke and H arvard and Yale is m ore serious than w hat happens when a few pitiful Ku K luxers march around a burn ing cross in a cow p a s tu re .”

Cam pbell is im polite enough to suggest that the Ku Klux K lan if not the only organization with a record of violence. “ W hat about th e Ford M otor Company, the textile in d u stry ,” he w onders, “ and their own system of violence; or the Am erican S tate D epartm en t, the w ar in V ietnam (which w as then rag ing out of all sense and control), or the A m erican churches with the ir vast holdings and investm ents and pow er, or th e University which teaches, fosters and carries out m ore violence in one sem este r than th e Klan has com m itted in its history, for it is they who produce the ow ners, th e m anagers, the governors and p res iden ts , th e ru lers and the w arrio rs.”

No w onder Will C am pbell has enem ies on the righ t and the left. H e has been forced into becom ing a reconciler by his reading of the gospel and his understand ing of the natu re of tragedy . C am pbell sees through his own sm ugness and arrogance and p rid e fu ln e ss-th e infection of his earlier days as a doctrinaire social activist. He s ta tes his case:

“ T here was d ram a and rom ance in the civil righ ts m ovem ent and we who had no home at hom e sough t th a t hom e in the black cau se ....W e did not understand th a t those we so vulgarly called ’red neck’ w ere a part of the tragedy . They had been victim ized one step beyond th e b lack ....

“ W e picked th e w rong enem y. W e w ere right in aligning ourselves w ith the black sufferer. But we w ere w rong in not directing some of our patience and energy and action to a group which also had a history. A history of s lavery .”

And Will C am pbell’s cure for his p ride­fulness com es through the realization tha t “ we are all b asta rd s loved by G od” ; forced to acknow ledge th a t, we all have citizen­ship in the “ dem ocracy of s in .”

8, the observer___________________ Thursday, April 20, 1978

CamField receives

Truman AwardPatti Field, a sophom ore a t Saint

M ary’s is a 1978 w inner of a four-year H arry S. T rum an Schol­arsh ip . The scholarship covers all expenses for the last two years of her u n d erg rad u a te career and the first two years of w hatever g radu ­a te or professional program she chooses.

Field is one of only 53 recipients for 1978, the second year of the T rum an Scholarship’s operation. One w inner is chosen from each of 50 sta te s , the D istrict of Columbia, and two territo ries. Field was one i of the five sem i-finalists in her home sta te of W isconsin.

S tudents applying for the schol-l arship m u s t be nom inated by their , college, be in the upper 25 percen t of the ir class, carry a B average, and have the intention of doing g raduate work in the field leading to a public service career.

Field, a governm ent major, in­tends to en te r law school after graduation from Saint M ary’s.

ND Brass Q uintet plans to perform

“ The Sound of B rass ,” is the title of a short concert to be given by the Notre D am e Brass Q uintet in H ow ard Hall at 7:00 p .m . tonight. Sponsored by the H ow ard Aca­dem ic-C ultural Com m ission, the

concert is open to the public and free of charge.

The Q uin tet is under the hand of Fr. G eorge W iskirchen, assistan t d irector of bands a t N otre Dame. W iskirchen is also founding direc­tor of the jazz program a t Notre Dame.

The concert, which traces the developm ent of b rass literature , will be followed by a short recep­tion w ith refreshm ents.

SG to arrange sum m er storage'N o tre D am e S tudent Govern­

m ent will conduct a program for off-cam pus sum m er sto rage sim ilar to the hall p rogram s. All s tuden ts moving off cam pus next year can sign up now through Tuesday in the Sudent G overnm ent offices in L aFortune.

Senior Art Show to open at SMCThe final Senior C om prehensive

A rt Show will open in the galleries of Saint M ary’s college tom orrow.

Included in th is show are d raw ­ings by Barb Abell, pain tings by C a th y C a v a n a g h a n d L au ra H erzog, and fibers by M ary Fran H eberlein.

Gallery hours are 9-11 a.m . and 12:30-3 p .m ., T uesday-Friday, and 12:30-4 p .m . on Saturday and Sunday.

ND Orchestra to play StraussAt 8:15 p .m . tom orrow the Notre

Dame O rchestra, A drian B ryttan, conductor, will p resen t “ Evening in V ienna,” a program featuring the m usic of Johann S trauss. The program will fea tu re guest soloists, in c lu d in g C o n g re s s m a n Jo h n B radem as;1 ballet;! and ballroom dancing.

A p art of the N otre Dame C o n ce rt S e r ie s , “ E v e n in g in V ienna” will take place in the ballroom of LaFortune. The event is open to the public w ithout charge.

E rhard W inkler, a native of Vienna and professor of earth sciences a t Notre D am e, will be m aster of cerem onies. B radem as will be guest soloist in the “ Pizzica­to Polka.”

N otre Dame voice faculty Becky S ta u f fe r , so p ra n o , P a tr ic k M aloney, tenor, and soprano Susan G roeschel, a music major at Notre D am e, will perform arias and duets from S trauss’ Die Fledermaus: “ C z a rd a s ,” “ L au g h in g S o n g ,” “ Trinke L iebschen,” and the “ Uhr D u e t."

Pam Coffman and Scott Forkner, of Dance W orld in South B end,and dancers from the studio of Caroline H ines, South Bend, will p resen t their dance in terpre tation of the “ Blue D anube.”

Friday’s program includes pieces for orchestra alone, such as the

“ Z igeunerbaron O vertu re ,” and favorite works for which the public will be invited to dance: “ Em peror W altz ,” “ Tritsch T ratsch Polka,” “ W iener B lu t,” “ Roses from the Sou th ,” and the “ T hunder and L ightening Polka.”

Am nesty group to hold picnic

A m nesty In ternational, in con­junction w ith C1LA, will hold a picnic on Sunday from 3-6 p.m . in Pinbrook Park. R efreshm ents will be provided and adm ission is free.

To reach the park, take Angela Rd. to R iverside St. Turn right, and proceed until arriving a t the back of Saint M ary’s.

R ides will be available, leaving the M ain Circle a t 2:30 p.m . For more inform ation, call Mike at 8701.

Vacate Stepan lotThe An Tostal Com m ittee is

asking for the cooperation of all s tuden ts , staff, and faculty to refrain from using the Stepan C enter Parking Lot starting at 6 p .m . tom orrow.

Since carnival equ ipm ent will be placed in the parking lot during the w eekend, staff and faculty assign­ed to th e S tepan C enter Parking Lot will be perm itted to use the South half of the S tepan C enter B asket­ball C ourt starting M onday.

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White wins Sorin Award

The Edw ard Frederick Sorin Award, nam ed for the founder of Notre D am e, will be p resen ted this year to Thom as W hite, a St. Louis land developer, form er law yer, and a 1937 N otre Dame g raduate . The aw ard is p resen ted by th e Alumni Association to a g raduate who has given distinguished service to his com m unity and the U niversity.

P resen tation of the aw ard is m ade during a spring m eeting of the Alumni Association board of d irectors with alum ni senators rep resen ting many of the 175 Notre D am e clubs across the nation. This y ea r’s p resen tation is scheduled for May 5.

W hite earned a law degree from St. Louis University and practiced law for several years before joining his fa ther in the land developm ent field. He presently resides on a farm w est of St. Louis. He has been active in service to several church and school organizations and has received the papal honor of K night of the Holy Sepulchre.

In 1968, W hite and his wife estab lished a professorship in law at the U niversity, and m ore recen t­ly they gave a $2.76 million endow m ent for the Thom as and A lberta W hite C enter for Law, G overnm ent, and H um an Rights.

Carberry to give Kelly Lecture

Jam es J . C arberry , professor chemical engineering at Notre D ame, will deliver the Kelly Lec­ture at Purdue U niversity’s School of Chemical E ngineering today.

In his lecture, “ Catalytic O xida­tion R e a c tio n E n g in e e r in g ,” C arberry will describe research progress for several oxidation sys­tem s of contem porary in terest. The 1976 recip ien t of the R.H. W ilhelm Award for Chemical Re­action E ngineering of the American Institu te of Chemical E ngineers, he has recently been nam ed Sir W inston Churchill Fellow, C am ­bridge U niversity, for the spring of 1979.

The Kelly Lecture is supported by the Kelly Fund, estab lished at Purdue in 1956 by an alum nus, A rthur Kelly, to bring ou tstanding scien tists and engineers to the cam pus for lectures and d iscus­sions in the D epartm ent of C hem is­try and the School of Chemical E ngineering.

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Social Justice courses offeredTheology

Theo. 215 Evolution of Social C onsciousness in the New T esta ­m ent, Ford, 3 M W F

Theo. 242 Christian Ethics Today,H auerw as, 3TT11

Theo. 315 (sam e as Theology 215 bu t on h igher level — 9TT11)

Theo. 342 Christian Ethics Today(Sam e as Theo. 242 but m ore advanced. 2TT4

Theo. 373 Theology and Commun­ity Service, M cN eill/W hitehead, 3 3Tu6

Theo. 381 Est, War, Law Ethics, Yoder/ Gordon/ Rodes/ Sterba, 3 10TT12

Government

Gov. 420 Urban Studies SeminarK ennedy, 3 7ThlO nightGov. 420 Urban Studies Seminar,Kromkowski, 3 1MW3

Gov. 421 Urban Ethnic Seminar, Kromkowski, 3 2TT4 Gov. 448 The Political Literature of Latin America, K ennedy, 3 1MW F

Gov. 452 Politics of Southern Africa, W alshe, 3 2TT4

Gov. 475 Social Tradition and Modern Reform, W alshe, 3 9TT11

Anthropology

Anth. 314, Action AnthropologySasaki, 3 10MWF

Philosophy

Philo- 271 Ethics and Business,G oodpaster, 3 10TT12 1TT3

Philo. 274 Moral Problems, Poj- m an, 3 9TT11 1TT3

Philo. 278 Medical Ethics, Solo­mon, 3 2TT4

Phil 341 Ethics, Hawk, 3 2TT4

Phil 243 Philosophy of Politics and! Society, Hawk, 9TT11

Sociology

Soc. 232 Social Problems, W il­liam s, 3 10TT12

Soc. 234 Criminal Justice, Scott, 3 10TT12

Soc. 370 Medical Sociology,T arleton, 3 6W 9

Soc. 230 Social Welfare Policy,Pilger, 3 9TT11

Soc. 305 Business and Society,H orning, 3 10TT12

W omen’s Studies

Soc. 359 Women and M edicine,Carlton, 3 1TT3

Anth. 330 Sex Roles in Cultural PErspective, Van Esterik, 3mwf

Econ. 230 Women in the American Economy, C arter, 3 9M W FTheo. 384 Women in Religion,Fiorenza, 3 10TT12

Psych 362 Psychology of Women and M en, G lass, 3 10TT12

Engl 507 North American Women Writers, G ernes, 3 9M W F

Economics

Econ. 227 I .aw and Economics,Stew art, 3 9TT11Econ 367 Public Policy — Eco­nomics of Water and Air Pollution, D urbin, 3 9M W F Econ 430 The Urban Crisis: APolitical and Economic Analysis, Sw artz, 3 9TT11

Econ 412 The Socialist Tradition and M odem Reform, W alshe, 3 9TT11Econ 484 Economic Development of Latin America, Jam eson , 3 9TT11Econ. 228 Economics of Consump­tion, D urbin, 3 10MWF

Econ. 315 Introduction to Political Economy, V anderslice/W ilber, 3 2TT4

Psychology

Psych 209 Dehumanizing Forces in Society, M iller, 3Th5

Religious Studies

RISt 205 Introducing Theology,M ahts, 3 10MW F

RISt 215 The Church, W erner, 3 1M W F 2M W F

RISt 366 Christianity and Women,M ahts, 3 1TT3

Black Studies

Econ/BlSt 365 Economics of Discrimination, Stew art, 3 1TT3

BISt 422 Black American Politics,W right, 3 M W F

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Linksmen boast fourth-place finishby Mark Ronsini

Sports Writer

“ It was our day in the sun. All our perservence, patience, and hard work paid off. It w as a totally outstanding perform ance by the Notre Dame g o lfe rs .” These w ere the w ords of an elated coach Noel O ’Sullivan as he characterized the fourth-place perform ance of the Notre Dame golf team at the Tenth Annual K epler Tournam ent at Ohio S ta te ’s dem anding Scarlet Course.

Twenty-five team s, rep resen ting

Notre D am e’s 1978 National Cham pion fencing team was hon­ored Tuesday evening a t the annual fencing banquet, held a t the M onogram Room of the A thletic and Convocation C enter.

The NCAA title trophy, the school’s second in as many years, w as p resen ted to U niversity offici­als by coach Mike DeCicco. The team also aw arded the school the cham pionship trophy for w inning the 1978 G reat Lakes Tournam ent.

Senior Pat G erard , jun ior Mike Sullivan and sophom ore Bjorne Vaggo w ere p resen ted All-Ameri­can certificates for their perform ­ances at the NCAA finals at

the best and stu rd ies t com petition in the M idw est ga thered for the prestigious event. The Big Ten Conference, as well as the Mid- America C onference, en te red ten partic ipan ts. The rem aining five team s rep resen ted the M idw est’s five m ajor independent in stitu ­tions, one of which is N otre D ame.

A fter the first round of action in the 54-hole tou rnam ent, the Irish sat confidently in fifth place with a com bined team score of 396. Ohio State, last y e a r’s Big Ten cham ­pion and perennial pow er, quickly revealed its super-team sta tu s and

K enosha, W isconsin, one m onth ago. Sullivan and Vaggo won gold m edals for finishing first in sabre and epee, respectively.

Sophomore C hris Lyons was aw arded m ost valuable sabre fenc­er. The tran sfe r from Holy Cross Jun io r College posted a 30-10 mark in his first year of com petition. Vaggo, who com pleted his first year w ith the Irish after tran sfe r­ring from Sweden, received the m ost valuable aw ard in epee for posting a 30-2 m ark. G erard , who g raduates w ith the second h ighest all-tim e Irish winning percentage in foil, was selected m ost valuable in th a t weapon.

jum ped to a com fortable first round advantage. Indiana University and Miami University of Ohio each held slight leads over th e Irish.

On the second day of the com petition the Irish squad deliver­ed its finest perform ance of the tourney. W ith a total team score of 378, Notre Dame tied Ohio S tate for the tou rnam en t’s low-score and bolted assuredly into second place in the total team stand ings. The Irish w ere lead by captain Rich K nee, who shot an outstanding round of 72. Dave K nee and Tom M cCarthy each had a fine day on

Senior Mike M arkel w as honored as the top s tu d en t a th lete on the squad. The aw ard, p resen ted by the N otre D am e Alumni Club of St. Jo seph Valley, is given to the individual who b es t com bines his a th letic and academ ic skills.

Senior Bill Kica w as aw arded the W alter Langford Award for the contribution m ost significant to the team . The aw ard is in honor of fo rm e r I r ish fe n c in g coach Langford, who also served as Professor in the L anguage D epart­m ent. The second annual Dit Langford M em orial Award, in mem ory of the form er coach’s wife, w as aw arded to K athy Valdiserri

the challenging par-72 course. Both shot a score of 75.

“ On the th ird day we w ent out to show our pride, our perform ance, and our p lacem en t,” said O ’Sullli- van speaking of his te a m ’s objec­tives. The Irish fulfilled all expectations by tu rn ing in a strong round of 294, good enough for fourth-place in th e tournam ent. Dave K nee shot a 77, his personal best for the Invitational, while b rother Rich added a very com pe­ten t 78.

“ The team ’s fourth-place perfor­mance was very creditable in light

for her contributions to w om en’s fencing a t N otre D ame. Langford was on hand to p resen t both aw ards.

Senior Mike McCahey received the John Crikelair M em orial Award for his dedication to the foil squad. T he S tev e D on lon M em o ria l A ward, p resen ted annually to the top epee com petitor, was given to senior John S trass. Sullivan was the recip ient of the Dan M ulligan M em orial A ward, given to the top sabre contributor.

K aren Lacity was honored as the m ost valuable fencer in w om en’s foil and w as elec ted as captain for the Irish women in 1979.

of the power of the o ther schools,” said O ’Sullivan. “ Ohio S tate is ranked th ird in the United States and ju s t has som e g rea t players. I am very proud and thrilled with the team ’s perform ance in th is tou r­nam ent. My players are super ad justers and th inkers. They rely on the b a s ic s .”

Ohio S tate, as w as expected, received the tou rnam ent trophy for their first place finish. Miami of Ohio snatched second place, ten strikes b e tte r than the Irish, and Big Ten runner-up Indiana grabbed the th ird spot, nipping the Irish by only seven strokes.

As fa r as individual honors are concerned, Rich K nee en tered a tournam ent total o f 228 which was good enough for sixth place in a field com prised of 150 players. Je rry Vidivich, from Illinois S tate, garnered all individual honors by posting a 54-hole total of 222. Notre D am e’s Dave K nee finished with a 233 and Tim Sacheck with a 235.

Next Saturday the Irish travel to W est Lafayette for the Purdue Invitational. The Irish are anxious to im prove upon, or at least equal, last y ear 's second place finish. Every m eet is of crucial im portance if the Irish wish to make the District and NCAA T ournam ents. O’Sulli­van is in tensely optim istic and believes th a t team consistency and fine play will make an NCAA bid a reality.

National Champion fencers honored

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12 th e observer Thursday, April 20, 1978

TILCS survive near Bookstore upsetBy Frank LaGrotta

Sports Writer

T h ere ’s som ething about Book­store Basketball tha t really brings out the “ iron" in a m an. W hethe r you’re w ading through w ater puddles or tripping on cracks in the pavem ent, it 's generally conceeded that “ you go tta be tough to play B ookstore."

Y esterday w as no exception as the therm om eter d ropped to 40 degrees and even the toughest cam pus eager thought twice before

rem oving his sw eats.The second day of th e tou rna­

m ent began on a contraversial note as Tournam ent C om m issioner Leo Latz was forced to disqualify W aste from the tournam ent becauseoneof their players had partic ipated in another gam e. The d isqualifica­tion, the second one in the tourney thus far, allowed W aste ’s first- round opponents, U ranus and the C .M . to advance to second-round play.

“ I really hate to disqualify any te a m ,” said Latz, “ b u t I have to

n¥ mi

This dunk shot w as part of Bill H anzlik's repertoire in Bookstore tourney action yesterday. [Photo by Ken M cAlpine]

follow the Bookstore ru le s .”In the p rem ier gam e of the day,

the two-tim e defending cham pion TILCS V ran into a feisty P .P . and the F lyers team bu t m anaged to pull out a 21-18 victory. The N o.-l ranked Tiles w ere paced by two- tim e Bookstore MVP Dave Batton who dropped his last seven shots to finish with 13 points on 23 attem pts. Batton also hauled in 17 rebounds to lead the gam e in that category. Joe M ontana g rabbed seven rebounds and blocked six shots for the w inners.

For the Flyers it w as sm art passing and balanced scoring tha t kept them in the gam e. Paul Flood led the team with five points while Je ff H annipel, Mike M orse and Mike Dalton had four apiece.

W hile the TILCS w ere fighting for their lives, Leo’s Last was methodically disposing of their opponents on the next court. Led by two-time All-Bookstore selection D ana Snoap, the last squad to reg ister in th is y e a r’s tourney dropped Karl W allenda and the Four H igh-Flyers a 21-5 loss. Snoap was next to flaw less from the field as he connected on seven of e ight shots. W hen he w asn’t scoring he was grabbing stray shots and he w ound up with 15 rebounds.

Rusty Lisch hit on six of th irteen attem pts, including three-slam - dunks, while Steve M cD aniels shot 50 percen t, dropping four o f eight. Je ff C arpen ter scored th ree points and g rabbed five rebounds while M arty Mooney tu rned in six boards for the w inners. Clyde Iverson hit th ree buckets for the losers.

Tom Sudkam p, m aking a bid to retain his “ Mr. B ookstore” title, led C hum ps Too to a 21-12 decision over O .F .P .D . “ S uds” displayed finesse and court-sense en route to a nine-point, seven-rebound p e r­form ance. His frontcourt partner. Bill “ Foo" Hanzlik hit four shots, including a beautiful one-handed jum per, and garnered seven re ­bounds while his room ate, Dave “ Jo J o ” M arcel displayed deadeye

Tom M cLaughlin, ass istan t b as­ketball coach at Stanford U niver­sity, has been nam ed to a sim ilar position at the University of Notre Dame replacing Dick K uchen who recently becam e head coach a t the University of California a t B erk­eley.

M cLaughlin, a 1973 g rau d a te of the University of M assachusetts , served for th ree years on the staff of head coach Dick DiBiaso, a form er Notre Dam e ass is tan t under Richard “ D igger" Phelps. At Stanford M cLaughlin also served as recruiting coordinator.

“ W e are really happy in being able to have Tom join our s ta ff ,” Phelps reported , “ and we are indebted to Coach DiBiaso for his help in making this possible. Since Stanford and N otre Dame run sim ilar program s there w on’t be

any of the norm al transition pro­blem s for T om .”

M cLaughlin, 28, played profes­sional basketball in Sw itzerland from 1973 to 1975, following his g raduation from M assachusetts . In his professional career, he aver­aged 34 points a gam e his first season, leading his team to a fifth place finish am ong 30 team s. As a player-coach during the 1974-75 season, he averaged 28 points per gam e and led his squad to a th ird place national finish.

D uring his collegiate career, M cLaughlin averaged in double figures as a s ta rting forw ard for th ree years. A team m ate of Ju lius Erving, M cLaughlin com peted in the National Invitation T ournam ent th ree tim es. He w as nam ed the U. M ass ou tstand ing scholar-ath lete his senior year, prior to receip t of

his degree in political science.A native of New York City, he

earned All-City honors at Fordham Prep. He has coached a t the Notre Dam e sum m er cam p and also at Red A uerbach’s cam p in Cape Cod.

M c L a u g h lin ’s o ld e r b ro th e r Frank, another form er Irish ass is­tant, is now head coach at H arvard University.

M cLaughlin and his wife D ebbie will move to South Bend in early May.

X Observer

SportsFlowers, Laimbeer selected as captains for 78-79 cage seasonNotre Dame B asketball coach

Digger Phelps announced today that cen te r duo Bruce Flowers and Bill Laim beer will cocaptain the 1978-79 F ighting Irish basketball team . The pair o f pivotm en played significant roles in Notre D am e’s successful (23-8) 1977-78 season that was cu lm inated with its first appearance in the final four of the NCAA T ournam ent.

Flowers will be the only senior on next y ea r’s team . The rugged 6-9 p layer sta rted 27 gam es last year at forward; or cen te r. An ou ts tand ­ing shooter, he led N otre Dame in field goal percen tage his freshm an and sophom ore seasons and has a .551 m ark for his career. The H untington W oods, M ichigan na­tive is one of only 10 players in

Notre Dame history to have g a th e r­ed over 500 rebounds by the end of his junior year. Flow ers has a reputation as an excellent defens­ive player. He has been selected as the c lub ’s top defender the last two seasons.

Laim beer aided the Irish as a sta rte r and a reserve in 1977-78. The 6-11 cen te r s ta rted the first 14 gam es last y ear until he suffered a sprained ankle and cracked left wrist in the second UCLA gam e. He cam e off the bench and split the playing tim e in the pivot with Flowers over the last 15 contests.

The Toledo, Ohio native was ou tstanding in both victories ag ­ainst UCLA. At Pauley Pavilion he scored 10 points, g rabbed a gam e- high nine rebounds and blocked a

Notre Dame record-tying six shots. In South Bend he scored 14 points and g rabbed seven rebounds ag ­ainst the Bruins. He was also brilliant against H ouston in the first round of the NCAA tournam ent when he cam e off the bench to score a career high 20 points on his 7-for-9 field goal accuracy and collected nine rebounds.

Laim beer led Notre Dame in rebounds per m inute last season by grabbing 190 m issed shots in 654 m inutes. He also shot 55.4 frbm the field, and averaged 8.1 points and 6.6 rebounds per gam e. Laim beer will be a jun ior next season, the first underclassm an captain of the Irish since Adrian Dantley and Bill P aterno guided th e 1975-76 club.

accuracy hitting four o f six a ttem pts. John Connors also had four points for the C hum ps, while Dan M urphy scored four and Mike Oddi th ree for the losers.

“ No one could shoot, but it was g rea t gam e anyw ay,” m ight be a good way to describe the A verage W hite Backs’ 21-15 win over Five Guys From a Seven-M an Suite That Got Pim ped By the Best Two Players In the Room.

For A .W .B. the big gun was Terry Eurick who dropped seven of 17 shots and collected 12 rebounds.The “ big g u n n e r” for the backs

was Steve O rsini. The Hummels- town, PA native pu t on a display of “ Steelton Ball” as hecouldonly find the hoop on five o f 23 a ttem p ts. On the boards, A .W .B was tough as Steve Schmitz g rabbed 16 re ­bounds, Phil Volpe, e igh t and C harles W eiss, five.

For the “ Five Guys That Got P im ped ," Jim Blaha led the scor­ing column with seven points in 22 a ttem pts. Bill Pollack dropped four buckets and g rabbed 13 rebounds while Phil Russo contributed 10 boards. All in all both team s took a total of 128 shots in the gam e but only 36 found the hoop.

Karl W allenda’s Taxi Cab Ser­vice relied on the hot shooting of Frenchie H ess (six of seven) and

Pat K ennedy (12 of 18) to beat Short B.H. 21-10. Bruce Bernhold hit on six o f nine shots and stole 20 rebounds for the w inners.

In o ther scores it was: O-M en by 16; Not-Ready-For-Bookstore B as­ketball P layers by 3; Joe P onsetto ’s All-American Load Team by 11; M eg ’n M arie by 8; Schnoz and the Four H ankies by 2; W ells Vargo by 10; Monk and the Cowls by 8; H as-B eens and Never W ere by 6;Condo 4 Plus I by 6; It D oesn’t Rub Off by 6; K reetun Club by 8; King F eisa l’s Home For the M en­tally Insane by 7; Nobody Does it B etter by 8 and A. Explosions by 1 1 .

The seventh annual Bookstore Basketball T ournam ent continues tonight at 4 ’oclock on all th ree courtsites. Featured gam es behind the bookstore include: 5:30-Green Popcorm (led by G ilbert Salinas) versus Lumpy; 6:30 The B utcher B rothers (featuring Bruce Flowers, Dave Huffm an and K evin H art) versus Not Over in Rome and T.B. Express III (led by Stan "S ilky” Wilcox) versus the Mo Fandsom e Five. Also at 6:30 on S tepan I, Linda Lovelace and the G ang that C B S. (with Randy H aefner, Doug Becker and Pete Johnson) take on the O rest M ovem ent and Some Four-flushers.

Ted Robinson

Media MenacesOne M an 's View

Irish assistant

In recent years Howard Cosell h asn ’t exactly been b aseba ll’s b iggest supporter. No one has seen him reach to pick up a bat or a glove or even a ticket to a gam e. Only with his recent association with ABC’s M onday Night Baseball has C osell’s nam e been linked with the National Pastim e.

Therefore, it was of little surprise to anyone last week when Howard was quoted in the Chicago T ribune as not liking Chicago W hite Sox announcer H arry Caray. A fter all, Caray is a baseball m an, as outspoken as Cosell, and as controversial as Howard. But, the underlying notions are worth considering.

The unspoken rule in past years has been for announcers to refrain from knocking one ano ther in public. Play-by-play announcers have alm ost formed their own union. But, Cosell chose to ignore that association and vocalize his feelings about Caray. The battle lines have been draw n.

On one side, you have the universally-hated yet w ell-respected by his peers Cosell. Some have accused him of a New York partiality , but his knowledge of the New York sports scene simply is superior to that of most other announcers. All one needs to do is not blind to the situation.

Standing on the o ther side of the fence is Caray. whose style has at least endeared him to the hearts of W hite Sox fans if to no one else. C aray’s style of broadcasting is forcing the m edia person to a ttem pt to redefine the role of the sportscaster. Is he simply a com pany m an, hired by a team or a sponsor to publicize the team on the air? Or is he an objective reporter, covering one team constantly but rem aining unbiased in his coverage of events?

The answ er lies som ew here in the m iddle. Yes, sportscasting has become a form of en terta inm en t. No longer does the sports fan w ant to hear the gravely-voiced conservative announcer who only speaks about what happens on the field. Sports fans now w ant an announcer who will inject wit and hum or into the broadcast while rem aining calm and casual. The question rem ains, though, does the fan w ant a “ ch eerlead er?”

Frankly, it tu rn s my stom ach to hear announcers like Jack Brickhouse and H arry Caray, those that can be seen on television se ts with cable hookups daily. These announcers lose track o f team nam es, in stead the team s becom e “ w e" and “ th e y ." They will actually cheer an erro r by the team opposing the Cubs or Sox. They will try to incite excitem ent am ong the view ers by offering up dandies like, " C ’mon fellas, le t’s get a little rally going h e re ."

But, nothing n auseates me more than seeing Caray hang out of the b roadcast booth during the seventh-inning stretch at Comiskey Park leading the crowd in an intoxicated version of “ Take M e Out to the Ball G am e.”

Brickhouse and Caray are exam ples of gross perversions o f the sportscasting industry. The announcer is supposed to be a self-respecting individual who reports on the action o f a gam e in an en te rta in ing by professional m anner. Brickhouse and Caray trea t professionalism as if it was a social disease.

Now, I’m as much for en terta inm en t am ong b roadcasters as th e next person. But, the line has to be draw n som ew here, and w here it is to be draw n has been lost in the hometown cheers of the “ ch ee rlead e r.”

This is a problem that will have to be dealt with in the near fu tu re . No one can deny the em phasis tha t the m edia has upon sports and vice-versa, and now the role of the announcer is being changed by th e “ New B reed .” I only shudder at w hat announcers like Russ H odges, Mel Allen, Red Barber and Vin Scully would think of the perform ances of Brickhouse and Caray.

Supporters of the "c h e e r le a d e r” school wil a rgue tha t since the announcer is hired by the team , he is obligated to slant his reporting toward the team , bu t, the announcer has his prim ary obligation to the audience, not to the team . And he m ust rem em ber tha t everyone who is watching or listening is not a fan of that team . T herefore, the “ w e” and “ th ey ” should be elim inated.

This trend d is tu rbs me because I have spen t my four collegiate years preparing for a career in sportscasting . I have a ttem pted to listen to and study many of the so-called professionals. I t’s really a sham e tha t more people don’t do the sam e. If Jack Brickhouse and H arry Caray can be the m odels of sportscasting in the second-largest m arket in A m erica, then, m aybe Im headed in the w rong direction.