Welcome back to the Night Legacy! Last time, Luna had just aged into a teenager. So, I sent her

off for a night Downtown.

She went to Crypt O’ Night Club and went to the bar for a drink. Mrs. Crumplebottom (who I’m

pretty sure is an alcoholic) joined her and...is...is she hitting on Luna? I think she is!

Luna, thankfully, blew it off and took it in good humor.

“Lookin’ good!”

“Tch, as if! I am way too cool for you, lady!”

Also, UNDERAGED!

After that be of squickiness, Luna decided to follow in Lila’s footsteps and just had to try out the

dance sphere.

Unfortunately for her, she did not fare as well.

“Ooch! Ouch! Oh! Ow! Ooh!”

Ah, the five O’s of pain.

After that, she played some pinball. Andrea Hogan watched.

“Come on...come on...”

“Woo, go Luna!”

“Andrea, shut up! I’m trying to concentrate!”

“Woo!”

“Grr...”

Luna was having so much fun, she lost all track of time and left the club after sunrise.

“I’m exhausted...”

Too bad. You have school, missy!

Lila popped again and got her second baby bump. The alien spawn is growing well, I see.

“Don’t call it that!”

It came from aliens. What do you want me to call it?

“A precious gift from above!”

Well, technically, it was a gift...

On a side note, isn’t that bump marvelous? I love pregnant Sims and Lila is so beautiful as one.

Even if she is pregnant with alien spawn.

“Gift.”

Spawn.

Hey, look who walked by! Rodney! It is so great to see you, man!

“Um...have we met? I think I would remember a strange, disembodied voice.”

You were a spouse in my other legacy! You were part of the founding pair! You died two

generations ago, but, lemme tell you, your nose lives on!

“Uh-huh...well...bye, now.”

Bye, Rodney! Love that guy.

Some stray dug a hole in the front yard. Instead of filling it in, I had Jessica dig deeper.

“Hm, I wonder what kind of treasure we have in our yard.”

“Water? Oh my Plumbob, water! Author!”

Uh-oh. Looks like she hit a water pipe. Uh...whoops. Heh heh.

“Grr!”

After she filled the hole back up and there were no negative consequences, Jessica dug these

beauties up. That treasure chest especially brought in a lot of money.

Also, Jessica struck another water pipe.

“You like torturing me, don’t you?”

Oh, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica. If you knew where I can go with my other characters, you’d

consider yourself lucky.

And there’s Luna being the obligatory babysitter. She’s really good with her little brothers—

much better than her parents.

“Who’s a good little boy? You are! Who can’t inherit? You can’t! No, you can’t!”

“*giggle*”

You’re the only girl, Luna. So far.

That may be about to change! Lila soon went into labor with her alien spawn.

“Please tell me this is the last time!”

This is the last time. I do not want to put up with another kid this generation. We have enough

people in this house. Let’s see what we’ve got!

And while her wife was in labor, Jessica thought this was the perfect time to make the bed.

“There’s no reason to be messy!”

“Jessica, get your sorry ass over here!”

“In a minute, dear!”

Jessica never quite made it, but Orion did and it scarred him for life.

“Cannot unsee!”

“Oh, honey, you’re exaggerating. It’s a beautiful act of nature!”

“There was nothing beautiful about it!”

Heeheehee.

Meet Celestia Night!

Okay, so, it’s technically not a night-related name, but it means “heavenly” and she’s an alien

baby. Technically, she came from the heavens...technically.

Okay, so, the real reason I named her that is because her sister’s name is Luna. So, now we have

a Princess Celestia to go along with Princess Luna. She will, no doubt, get many letters from a

Miss Twilight Sparkle.

Celestia has purple eyes, her mother’s hair, her mother’s skin tone, and virtually nothing from

her alien father so far.

How’s it feel to have a sister, Luna?

“She can inherit.”

Don’t worry. You’re awesome and my favorite. You should be fine.

I saw a wolf running around outside. Lila decided to make friends with it.

“That’s a good boy! Bring back the stick! I’m going to make you my pet!”

I’ve never had a werewolf before. Mostly because they run off before my Sims can make friends

with them. Maybe I’ll have my first in this legacy!

Luna has been a peeping tom as well. Allegra caught on and came to shove her.

“Stop spying on me, brat!”

Jessica was not amused. “Don’t you dare yell at my daughter!”

Well, seeing as both of her parents retaliated when Allegra did this to them, let’s see what Luna

does.

She cries.

“Why did she push me? She’s so mean!”

Come on, Luna! I expected more from you!

Jessica is still not pleased. “Don’t kill her, don’t kill her, don’t kill her, rob her house instead, rob

her house instead, rob her house instead...”

Now that I’ve expressed my disappointment, HOW DARE YOU MAKE LUNA CRY?!

Allegra decided to push Lila for good measure.

Lila was not amused. “Get out of my house. Make my daughter cry again and I will use you as a

guinea pig.”

They may leave the child-rearing to their teenaged children, but mess with those children and

their parents get nasty.

And now, let’s pause to admire just how pretty Lila is.

...

“I can see into your soul.”

...

Moment’s over.

I saw Meadow Thayer passing and, seeing as Luna is a teenager now, I had her greet everyone’s

favorite first kiss donor.

“Hi, I’m Meadow.”

“You’ll do.”

“I hear there are aliens and sometimes they abduct people!”

“My sister is an alien!”

“You two are nuts.”

Shut up, red-haired acquaintance.

“You know...you’re really cute.”

“Oh, stop.”

“No, really, I mean it.”

I believe her. Luna is smokin’.

Time for Regulus’s birthday! Let’s see what the little pointy-eared boy looks like as a child!

“Don’t start without me!”

“Hurry, Luna!”

Here he is! And those are the clothes he grew up in. I instantly thought of Link. I tried to find

Link’s hair for him, but it only came in blond. Sigh.

Anyway, he’s pretty cute. I already like him more than Orion.

“He’s not that bad.”

Don’t try to lose points with me, boy.

But enough about Regulus. Let’s get back to Luna. Her relationship with Meadow is really

heating up.

“My little Lunie.”

“It’s getting’ hot in here.”

D’aw. These two are cute. Though, because of ACR, Luna’s first kiss was pretty unspectacular.

It was just a peck on the lips. I guess it makes sense that Luna wouldn’t make a big deal about it,

but still, hearts.

“I really like you, Meadow.”

“*giggle* I like you too, Lunie.”

Aw, young love. Well, enough of that.

Inspired by their daughter, Lila and Jessica decided to make out in the middle of their children’s

bedroom like lovesick teenagers. Wonderful example.

Also, I love how Jess’s ring is outside her glove like that. Though, I have to wonder why it’s on

the middle finger and not the, you know, ring finger. Maybe it fit better there.

Because their parents are busy trading saliva, Luna decided to help Regulus with his homework.

“So, 2+2 is 5, the Earth is flat, and Benjamin Franklin was our very first president.”

“Wow, thanks, Luna! You’re so smart!”

“*snickers* Yeah, sure, kiddo. Anytime.”

Oh, Luna, you’re such a stinker. Ruining your brother’s future is such fun, you scamp.

“I love you, Luna.”

“Yeah, me too.”

“Yo, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum! Arrrrr!”

Piracy would actually be a very good job for you. You could be cruel and mischievous with the

added fun of scurvy.

They’ve been making out for three days straight.

Okay, that’s exaggerating, but they make out a lot.

Reg pays them no mind. “I like trains.”

And then, while taking out the trash, Lila got really angry for some reason and she did it while

passing Jess.

“Stupid wife with her stupid stripes. They anger me so.”

Okay, then. Chalk it up to Lila being Lila.

And then she started doing this. Orion was smustling and she decided to join.

“Ooh-Ooh!”

“Ooh-Ooh! Yeah!”

I have to say, she’s a hell of a dancer. I think this is the best smustle I’ve ever seen in my game.

She and Orion smustled until Lila had to go to work. I think Orion is trying to get into my good

favor. This is a pretty cute scene. Maybe he’s not so bad.

Yeah. Scratch that. I wasn’t paying attention while waiting for six o’clock to roll around and

watching Luna tinker the bathtub. Unbeknownst to me, Orion was jumping on the bed and got

overheated. I didn’t notice until the kids’ icons disappeared and the social worker showed up.

Yeah, Orion is the devil.

Yeah, grow up, you little brat. Then, nobody cares if you live or die.

“Oh, yeah, I’m hot and you know it!”

Yeah, whatever. He’s a romance/popularity Sim and wants to be a Celebrity Chef. Good luck

with that.

In all honesty, he is pretty cute, but I refuse to see him as anything other than a waste of space.

It’s potty training and feeding toddlers for you, kid.

Now, it’s time for a much more important birthday. Time for Celestia to grow up into a toddler!

I’m so excited to see what she looks like!

Throw that baby and...!

MAKEOVER TIME!

She is utterly adorable and she looks so much like Lila. She has her hair color, skin tone, and

eyes. I love how girly she is compared to Luna being a tomboy. The only thing I hate is that she

didn’t get the elf ears.

Still, I love her.

Whoa, whoa, Luna! Look, I know she can potentially inherit, but you don’t have to put her head

through the sink!

“Says who?”

You’re just mean, Luna!

Okay, okay, I joke about Luna hating her siblings, but it’s not true at all. She’s always playing

and hugging and loving her siblings. She’s probably the best big sister ever. I love her so.

Orion is trying to become my favorite by tucking in his brother.

“Night, Reg. Love ya.”

Not gonna work, Orion. You’re still the brat who brought the wrath of the social worker on us. I

really should have gotten pictures of that for proof, but I panicked at the time.

POTENTIAL SPOUSE ALERT!

I’ve never married Kaylynn in. She has red hair, and it’s always nice to move in recessives, and

she is pretty. She’ll need a serious makeover, though.

I’ll see if Luna or Celestia will like her.

Speaking of spouse hunts, I think it’s time that Luna goes off to college. We now have Orion

(bleh) to fill in as designated babysitter. Luna can go off and start her quest for the perfect

spouse. And if all else fails, I can always age up Meadow.

Bye, Luna! See you later! I’m gonna miss your antics!

We’ll see more of Luna later. For now, we have (ugh) Orion.

Orion is upset. I forget why.

“Why do I have to be the babysitter?”

Because you’re a teen and otherwise useless. Shut up.

This picture has no other purpose that to show how much Celestia and Lila look alike. I think

Celestia has a different nose, but they still look so similar. If only she’d gotten the ears.

I decided to invite Contessa Hope over. I wanted to strengthen her friendship with Lila (Sims are

the neediest friends) and I wanted her to build a relationship with Celestia, just in case I want to

marry her into the family.

Because that’s not creepy in the slightest.

Celestia decided that she’s curious about vampires and decides to go say hi.

“Lady funny.”

Well, that’s one way to put it.

“Make Tia ‘mmortal!”

“Of course, my dear. Let me just move your hair back...”

NO! One, that’s creepy. Two, I will NOT have Claudia running around here. Wait a few years.

“*sigh* Fine.”

“Here’s Contessa!”

Oh my god, that’s terrifying! I mean, look at that face! Celestia must be traumatized!

Or she could be squealing in glee.

“Tickle!”

She is a strange child.

Reg did not find Hope as amusing.

“Bleh!”

“Eek!”

Though, his face was frozen on smile and he instantly thought of Orion.

“Why couldn’t she scare him instead of me?”

Because the universe hates you.

Orion, for his part, has actually been a pretty good brother, I have to admit. He plays with his

siblings and takes care of them when his parents are too busy to. At least he’s doing his job.

“Up we go and—ARGH!”

HA! Karma sucks, doesn’t it?

“Mom, I’m taking care of Celestia, see? See me, Mom?”

“Mm-hm, that’s nice, dear.”

...Okay, that’s depressing.

So, Contessa Hope kind of disappeared. I finally found her standing here, just silently staring out

at the water.

“...”

Then, suddenly, she turned into a bat and flew off.

And reappeared here. Here, she just kind of stared at the road.

“The road is endless.”

And then, she turned into a bat and reappeared in the children’s bedroom. That’s not creepy at

all.

Finally, before the sunrise, Hope said goodbye to Lila.

“It was so good to see you, my dear friend. So glad you didn’t marry the man with the nose.”

“Good to see you too, Contessa.”

And stalked off, heart-farting over Jess.

“Lila’s wife was hot.”

She’s taken, Hope.

Reg is so tidy that he straightens up his parents’ bed.

“Must make bed. Unmade bed is unacceptable.”

He, Luna, Lila, and Jess are really tidy. Orion is not. No clue how Celestia will be.

Time for some potty training!

“That’s it, little one! Learn to pee into a box!”

By far, the most annoying toddler skill to teach. Thankfully, kids just automatically know how to

do it, no matter if they’re taught to or not.

“Why do I have to do this?”

Because you have mechanical points and you’re the one in the bathroom at the moment. Now,

get back to work!

“*grumbles*”

After that, Lila decided to make salmon for dinner. Being the impatient person that she is, Jess

opted to stuff her face straight from the fridge.

“You know, dear, dinner will be ready in just a minute.”

“Mm...milk.”

So, I decided to do the portraits of my founders. Jess has plenty of creativity points to paint Lila,

but Lila has no creativity points at all. So, I looked at the kids’ skills and lo and behold, Orion

has enough points! He’s the most useful waste of space ever!

He’s also able to accept the grocery delivery.

“Hi, there! Tip?”

“You get nothing.”

Wow. Harsh.

And he dotes on his baby sister. Okay, I admit it, Orion’s not a waste of space.

“Was that so hard?”

Yes. That physically hurt me. Ow.

The portrait of Jess is coming along nicely.

“I have homework to do.”

Painting first. Homework later.

Here it is!

Hm...I don’t think I like the angle. I might have him do another one.

“Oh, come on!”

You need to pull your weight!

Time for Celestia’s birthday! Everyone gathering the bedroom!

Sparkles and jump!

“I have a hand!”

“Woo! Go, Celestia!”

Hm...the outfit is quite fabulous, but I think I’ll change it around.

Ah, pink! Much better! And she is utterly adorable!

I think this is a good place to end off! Next chapter will finish up generation 1 and then we will

move on to college!

Is Celestia as girly and proper as she looks? Will Orion continue to be useful? What will Regulus

be like as a teen? Find out in the next chapter of the Night Legacy!

See ya then!