In which we meet the unhappy couple and the first six children are vomited into the

world to terrorize me forever more. 

Hello one and all to my sad attempt at a

26 pregnancy challenge. In the style

of MythMil and DeBunny, I will be attempting at a mix

of population explosion and 10 kid

challenge.

Yeah, I was bored and wanted to try it

out.

Here are the couple, just graduated from college and ready to

go. 

Name: Regina Emery Havar

Aspiration: Knowledge

Secondary Aspiration: Family

Turn Ons: Red hair/Glasses

Turn Off: Fat Personality: Aquarius

(4,4,4,7,6) Hobby: Nature

Regina comes with gold badges in

Toymaking and Robot...ery and a

silver badge in Gardening. She has high points in most

skills and max enthusiasm in both

tinkering and arts and crafts.

Name: Klaus DeMarco

Aspiration: Knowledge

Secondary Aspiration: Family

Turn Ons: Blonde/Make Up Turn Off: Smell

Personality: Virgo (9,2,6,3,5)

Hobby: Science

Klaus comes with gold badges in

Gardening, Sewing and Flower

Arranging and all skills maxed byt

Mechanical, which has two empty spots.

He also looks slightly Japanese, which is an

unexpected perk. While I did make him, I payed very

little attention.

Klaus and Regina are quick to get married

after four years at college engaged. The

only witness is the vampiric paperboy.

'I vant to deliver your paper. Ah ah ah.'

Nice.

Why is the paperboy a vampire, I hear you

ask. Well, the Pyre family of my legacy

"The 'Pyre Chronicles" just moved into this

neighbourhood, and have been biting

everyone they can. This was the work of

the teenage hottie, Angel.

Hey guys!

'I hate you!'

You would Regina. Luckily, her husband is nicer to me. They

both get to finding jobs for their LTWs.

Klaus wants to become Education

Minster and Regina wants to be a World Class Ballet Dancer.

Don't we all?

'Are you still here?'

I hope that you have quads every time you

give birth!

'MONEY!!'

It seems that we've found a way to keep

Regina happy. She is a faux Knowledge sim. Her wants are more like that of a

Pleasure sim and she rolls wants to buy

stuff like a Fortune sim. Never wants to

skill, hence the gaping gap between

her skills and Klaus's.

Anyways, along with their base money and

the money made from selling most of the

crap they made/grew in college, we can

afford a mighty fine...box house.

The newly weds waste no time

conceiving baby number uno.

'Go away!'

'Umm...please can we have some

privacy...Alice...please?'

For you Klaus, not Regina. Meanie!

P.S. First try! Klaus has got some great

swimmers in his tank.

What's up Genie?

'Genie?'

Do you prefer Reg?

'Genie is fine. And I feel all cranky and moody and irate.'

Same as always then.

'Oh, yeah. But that doesn't explain my

sudden desire for chocolate covered

mushroom ravioli in custard.'

BABIES!1!!!one!

'And one day my family will be so big

it will take over the whole world!'

Way to aim small there, Klaus. I love

the talk to plant option. Even as we are being judged to get into the Garden

Club, Klaus continues to sell

propaganda to the oranges.

We got in, but no wishing well. *pout*

ALICE WANTS A WISHING WELL!

Having fun being fat, pregnant and useless?

'Why is that strange lady playing my

piano?'

Because you never do. And it's Klaus's

piano.

'I sense many pointless arguments

between us.'

Indeed. I cannot wait until I move my simself into the

neighbourhood.

*squeal* Best. Townie. Ever.

Elf Ears. Smexy hair.

Off beat clothing. Pouting lips.

And his name is SETH! Excuse me

while I fall into a quivering heap on the

floor. Finally, a half decent townie has

been generated in my game!

Promotions mean friend making. I

really am no good at friend making. I can

get a sim 20 lovers or 50 woo hoos, but when it comes to

making friends without flirting,

kissing, hugging and woo hooing, I suck. I tend to just have my sims meet a load of

people and then have a phone calling

marathon, fuelled by Red Bull.

Oh, I guess this little guy deserves an

introduction. This is Genie and Klaus's

college pet, Reepicheep. He's

named after my recently deceased

guinea pig, who was named after the

mouse from Narnia. Somehow, he hasn't

died yet, but let's see if he's still here at the end of the challenge.

If so, I will call it a success.

'My gorgeous and well toned body, she

is ruined!'

Bwa ha ha ha! This is the start of a

downward spiral for you, Reg my dear.

'Yeah, listen. I need someone whacked.

Uh huh. She's...well, she lives Beyond The Glass Screen. No, I'm

not pulling your leg. Yes, I want Alice

killed. Hey, don't take that tone with me, sir.

I was told that you were the way to go if

I wanted someone dead. Oh, well go

woo hoo yourself!'

Regina, darling, why are you trying to have

me killed?

'*looks pointedly at stomach* Hmmm...'

Oh. Right.

'KLAUS! You cannot make me laugh like that!'

'Why? Oh no, did I hurt the baby? Shall

I drive you to the hospital?'

'No, but I may pee myself!'

Nice. Way to give your overly kind husband a heart

attack Genie.

There's something missing from this

picture...

Much better.

'Grr.'

Was that meant to scare me Genie?

Woot! Klaus maxed all his skills, bringing

in a huge aspiration bonus. If only it had

been a LTW.

'I know. It's a shame.'

Now, start making more friends so that

we can get you promoted to your

actual LTW.

'AHHHHH! Where's Klaus?'

Gardening.

'Well, can you ask him to come here?

The baby is coming!'

I could, but you tried to have me

killed, so I won't.

'AHHHHH!!!!!'

WTF?

Oh, I accidentally downloaded

genticised skins again. Just a

moment...

...much better. Here he is, baby number 1,

Admes. Green eye like Regina, red hair

like Klaus and skintone 2. He is

named after a vamipre in one of Jennifer Rardin's books. They're a

good read if, like me, you are obsessed by

vampires, necromancy and

various other undead type things.

P.S. I have the triplets and quads

hack and to make this all interesting, I have each on 25%. Bwa ha

ha ha! I'm evil to myself.

The happy couple waste no time on

making another batch of kidlets.

First time again. Woot!

You okay Genie?

'*barf* I hate you for doing this to me! *gurgle splash*'

Sure sure. You love it really.

BIRFDAY TIEM!!!

Yeah, expect a lot of this and don't expect me to ever come up

with interesting or witty captions.

Post makeover.

He's pretty cute. I have to admit, it

took time for him to grow on me. Klaus

and Regina's genetics look a little odd on toddlers, but

they grow up cute. Honest. At the

moment his cheekbones are a

little bit crazy.

Klaus gets right to teaching Admes his

toddler skills.

'He's a clever kid, my boy. But...why is he

glowing?'

Magic, my dear Klaus. Magic.

Nice.

'What the hell are you making me do this?'

It's Friday.

'You say that as though it explains

everything!'

It does. Every Friday we have a nice family

portrait like this. Klaus and Admes

don't seem to mind.

'They are morons. Now let me go and

waste everyone's time with a sucsession of 500 point wants that

will dirve you insane.'

Have I mentioned how much I hate you

recently, Reg?

'DON'T. CALL. ME. THAT!!!'

Whatever, Reg.

'RARGGGG!'

Step away from the baby!

'What? Alice, he is my son and all.'

'Awice? Who's da weird lady?'

Point proven. This is the first time she's

been near Admes since...birth.

If this isn't quads I'll eat my hat. Look at

that belly. No way is that one kid.

DUDE!!

'I'm like a whale with feet.'

I've always thought that.

I'm not mean. I really wasn't paying

attention when I placed the

xylophone. I didn't mean to have

Admes permanatly in the corner.

Oh wells. I could fix it, but I won't.

'WHY WON'T YOU ANAL

PROBE ME?'

Nice. I want aliens, as I like aliens. But they are refusing to come and get little Klaus. Annoying.

MOAR BABIES!!!!

Yes, plural. Okay, let's see if I can get

this right.

First is a boy, named Brian. He

has skin tone 4, blonde hair and

green eyes, making him a clone of

Regina. He is named after Brian from The

Dresden Dolls, one of my favourite

bands.

Another boy, this one is called Benjamin, but will be known

from here on as Bennie. He has skin

tone 1, green eyes and red hair (IRISH CHARM!!!) and is

named after the band Breaking Benjamin, who are awesome.

A girl this time, named Bellatrix,

after Bellatrix Lestrange from

Harry Potter. She has skin tone 4, blue

eyes and blonde hair. From now on she shall be known

as Trixie, for a reason that will become quickly

apparent.

And last is another girl, this one named

Beatrix (see why I needed a nickname for Bellatrix?), but

will now we known as Beetroot. She has

skintone 3, green eyes and red hair, and

is named after Beatrix Potter.

'So, there's still room for one more

kid.'

Yes, no time is wasted after the

birth of the quads. They're dumped in a

room filled with snapdragons and baby C is made.

YAY!

*snore*

Ummm....random Curious brother, please put Trixie

down.

'She was dirty and now she isn't. I do

good.'

Creepy. GENIE! Come and save the

baby!

I don't have a good picture of Admes's face, but trust me,

he's cute!

I get him straight to skilling. I wants

points!

'But-'

POINTS!

'Again?'

Many, many times again.

Bwa ha ha ha!

'*sigh*'

Klaus?

'...'

Klaus?

'Why is he staring at me like that?'

'I love you.'

Yeah, Klaus follows Genie about like a

lost puppy, while she acts as though she doesn't even know

what a nice point is. They are an odd

couple.

What is it?

'SNOWDAY!!!!'

Cool. Now, go skill.

'Darn. I'd rather go to school.'

Whatever.

Creativity.

In the style of Myth Mil and DeBunny, I

will be putting tidbits of info here.

It took a while to decide what to

chose, but I think it's a good one. See,

people are generally ignorant when it

comes to my homeland of Britain.

Especially Americans. No

offence, you're a lovely race of

people, but I've been asked one too many

times if I have lunch with the queen or how come I don't

live in London because that's all

there is.

Information put here will be taken from

the book "England: 1000 Things You

Need To Know" by Nicholas Hobbes. Good book, great

read.

FOUR BIRFDAYS.

I'll just show you the little tykes post

makeover.

Trixie. All say awww.

Beetroot. Again, aww.

*faints*

My favourite so far, Brian. He's so darn

cute.

And Bennie. He looks a bit like an

alien at the moment, which is why you

will see no shots of him head on.

Trixie is fast to start making friends.

'I'm a princess and everyone will do as

I say.'

Cuteness. Now go and skill!

'Why the hell are you making me do this?'

Because I knew that it would piss you off.

'I. Hate. You.'

Toddler skilling time.

I won't bore you with it.

Nawwww.

While Trixie has ten nice points, it's

Beetroot that acts like she does. She's

so nice to everyone, even Bennie the

outcast.

'Love Bennie!'

'What is love?'

DID I SAY YOU COULD SMUSTLE?

SKILLING NOW!

'But...Alice...I've forgotten what fun is.'

I don't care. The faster you skill the faster you will be

able to have fun again.

'*sigh* Yes ma'am.'

Logic.

The population of England was, in the

2001 census, 49,138,831.

23,922,144 were men and 25,216,687 were

female.

Bwa ha ha ha! Women rule this little

island!

Mechanical.

England is 50,363 square miles

(130,439 square metres). The highest point is Scafell Pike,

at 3,210ft and the lowest point on land

is Holme Fen, Cambridgeshire at

9ft below sea level!

Told you it was tiny.

'AHH! Twin wives having babies!'

No, Klaus. It's a mirror. Just one

wife.

'Phew.'

'I. WILL. KILL. YOU. ALL!!!!'

Baby girl C, named Carrie after Carrie

Underwood. Skintone 3, blue eyes and blonde

hair. Cuteness. Now, lock her in the

snapdragon room and get skilling.

SKILLING!!!!

To aid the skilling, Klaus whips out this

doobrie-ma-thing and makes it

Autumn again. Not Fall. Autumn. All the languages the Sims is translated

into, why not English?

IT'S AUTUMN!!! NOT FALL!!!!

In case you didn't know, I'm English.

Charisma.

The furthest place from the sea in

England is Coton in the Elms (nice

name, isn't it? Very English),

Derbyshire, which is 72 miles away from

the big blue. The traditional

geographic centre is Meriden in

Warwickshire. However, the

Ordnance Survey's Gravitational

Method Of Mapping gives the title to

Fenny Drayton in Leicestershire, as it

includes the nation's small islands.

Yeah, there are islands smaller than

England. Unbelievable.

Cooking.

The highest recorded temperature in

England was 38.5 degrees C (101.3

degrees F) in Kent on 10 August 2003 and

the coldest temperature was -

26.1 degrees C (-15 degrees F), in

Shropshire on Jan 10th 1982.

Unless you live in Antartica, never

complain that your home is cold. You

don't know cold until you live here. That highest temp was a fluke that has never

happened since.

Logic.

Our principal crops are wheat, barley,

potatoes, sugar beet and oilseed rape.

Natural resources include coal,

petroleum, natural gas (farmers and all,

they can't help it), tin, limestone, iron

ore, salt, clay, chalk, gypsum, lead and

silica.

If only it was gold. That would be

awesome.

Body.

We have a 99% literacy rate, though you wouldn't know

it talking to the "hoodies" I live

near. However, the low intelligence of my locals may be

linked to the 81% of the population that

own mobile phones.

Cleaning.

Our national motto is "Dieu et mon

droit" ("God and my right") though most real English people will tell you that it actually is "I'm not

racist, but...".

And that's that then. Admes, feel free to

act like a child.

'YAY!!!'

'WHEEEEEEEEE!'

Cute kid. We now have four days of

this before he turns teen and stops

lagging up the lot.

I'm not cruel or callous. I just want

to get the job done.

Creativity.

The four corners of England are:

Most northerly point: Marshall

Meadows, Northumberland

Most southerly point: Lizard Point,

Cornwall Most easterly point:

Lowestoft Ness, Suffolk

Most westerly point: Land's End,

Cornwall

BEES!!

Bored, I sent Klaus and Admes hiking,

and they bring back a swarm of bees!

LOL!

'Quick son! Grab my plumbob! We'll

float away!!'

Logic.

The word "England" derives from "Land

of the Angles", referring to the

Germanic tribe from Angeln that called

England it's home at some point in the

past. Vikings, basically. Vikings

named us.

Charisma.

"The Heptarchy were the seven kingdoms

that ruled Anglo-Saxon England for

three hundred years until Wessex gained

supremacy around AD 829:

East Anglia, Essex, Kent, Mercia,

Northumbria*, Sussex and Wessex.

*Northumbria was divided for the most part into two waring kingdoms, Deira and

Bernicia."

'Daddy, this being a kid and having fun

isn't as fun as I though it would be. I

miss skilling.'

'I know what you mean.'

*eye roll* Sims.

Okay, another quad birthday. You know

the drill. Post makeover pics only.

The adorable Beetroot.

Trixie grew into her looks wonderfully.

Still handsome, it's Brian.

And Bennie surprised me by coming out as,

in my opinion, the cutest kid so far. He was a weird looking

toddler, but look now!

'Cheers Alice. Can I skill now?'

Not quite yet. One more birthday.

Yeah, the whole family assembles for

Carrie's birthday. Even Regina, who

was at work for the other four.

WOOT!

Shy little thing, but so cute. Carrie is a

knock out, and with ten nice points is

bound to be a little sweetheart.

Here it ends for now. See you next time for

more nooboo based "fun".

L-R, B-F it's Klaus, Carrie, Regina,

Bennie, Admes, Beetroor, Trixie and

Brian.

Points are as follows:

Dream Dates: 4 (4 points)

Maxed Skills: 11 (33 points)

A+ Report Cards: 1 (0.5 points)

Good Birthday Count: 5 (5 points) LTWs: 1 (3 points)

Family Friends: 10 (5 points)

Total : 50.5