Neighbours Top 10G’Day Mates!

We thought it was high time to address one of the most debated issues of our generation, one that has caused many a drunken argument in the pub……

Just who are the Top 10 birds from neighbours of all time?

So after much deliberation we have come up with this, the DEFINITIVE guide to the best monkey Ramsey Street has ever seen, enjoy!!!

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Neighbours Top 10

10. Lauren Carpenter

9. Amy Greenwood

Lou’s daughter enjoyed a good ride, although her horse saw more action than most of the lads in Ramsey Street.

Brad pulled her though and ruined his engagement to Beth in the process.

Can now be seen in the Tetley beer ad’s.

How the fuck did Lance ever pull her!?

She was an Air Hostess but never joined the mile high club with Lance, instead preferring to get broken in by some random bloke and then got pregnant.

Got sacked from the show for getting monkey out in a magazine. RESPECT!!!

Neighbours Top 108. Dione Bliss

7. Tess Bell

The source of much controversy…

Although she is ill proportioned and often said to have skinny arms, shovel hands and pasty skin, “Dee” has got cracking baps!!!

Plus she’s a nurse!!!

Tess joined the show as the new teacher at Erinsborough high and we’d all like to learn a thing or to from her, that’s for sure!

Blantantly had some lesbo action with Dione in the flat until Darcy completed the menage-a-trois. Lucky bastard.

Neighbours Top 106. Sarah Beaumont

5. Joanna Hartman

Sarah was the sexist secretary the surgery has ever seen.

Successfully tempted “The Doc” away from the ultimate OBG Susan Kennedy for some action on the side (remember the golf course session?)

Showed an unhealthy interest to her dog Bob.We thought we had it made with Analise but when her little sister turned up unannounced it got even better!

Her voice used to bug but at the end of the day we all knew how we’d like to shut her up.

It was a sad day when she left the show but Hugh Hefner done us proud by persuading Miss Harrison to show us her monkey as a Playboy centrefold.

Neighbours Top 104. Analise Hartman

3. Charlene Mitchell

Analise was a model and was by far and away the best bird in neighbours in her day.

She got jilted at the alter by Mark who went on to become a priest!? Christ!!!

Lou got in there and so did stonefish until his mum caught them in bed together!

I just cant get this one out of my head, spinning around on a night like this, especially for me? I should be so Lucky!

Grade A monkey, well worthy of a podium finish.

Neighbours Top 102. Beth Brennan

1. Felicity Scully

We really were torn between the top two, but in the end “our Nat” was beaten into second place.

Was very fit on the show but has got better and better after leaving and rightly deserves her high standing amongst the all time greats!

Everyone’s favourite school girl (we know you love that uniform Stevie!), we’d all love a kiss kiss with her!

Moving on to bigger and better things with the new single, (that Video!!!) holly might not be in Ramsey Street for too much longer.

DIFFERENT GRAVY!!!

So who is number 1 ? . . .