My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

My son is under a doctor's My son is under a doctor's care and should not take care and should not take

P.E. today. P.E. today. Please execute him.Please execute him.

Dear Teacher,Dear Teacher,

Real notes from real parents

Please excuse Lisa for being Please excuse Lisa for being absent. absent.

She was sick and I had her She was sick and I had her shot.shot.



Please ekscuse John being Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,

32, and also 33.32, and also 33.

Dear School:Dear School:


Please excuse Roland from Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. P.E. for a few days.

Yesterday he fell out of a Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.tree and misplaced his hip.



John has been absent John has been absent because he had two teeth because he had two teeth

taken out of his face.taken out of his face.



Carlos was absent yesterday Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing because he was playing

football. He was hurt in the football. He was hurt in the growing part.growing part.



Megan could not come to Megan could not come to school today because she school today because she has been bothered by very has been bothered by very

close veins.close veins.



Chris will not be in school Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his cus he has an acre in his

side.side.



Please excuse Ray Friday Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very from school. He has very

loose vowels.loose vowels.



Please excuse Pedro from Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He being absent yesterday. He

had (diahre) (dyrea) had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the sh*ts. [words (direathe) the sh*ts. [words

were crossed out in the were crossed out in the ( )'s]( )'s]



Please excuse Tommy for Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots had diarrhea and his boots

leak.leak.



Irving was absent yesterday Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.because he missed his bust.



Please excuse Jimmy for Please excuse Jimmy for being. being.

It was his father's fault.It was his father's fault.



I kept Billie home because I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't shopping because I don't know what size she wear.know what size she wear.



Please excuse Jennifer for Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. missing school yesterday.

We forgot to get We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the the Sunday paper off the

porch, and when we found porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it it Monday, we thought it

was Sunday.was Sunday.



Sally won't be in school a Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have week from Friday. We have

to attend her funeral.to attend her funeral.



My daughter was absent My daughter was absent yesterday because she was yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend tired. She spent a weekend

with the Marines.with the Marines.



Please excuse Jason for Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not had a cold and could not

breed well.breed well.



Please excuse Burma, she Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the has been sick and under the

doctor.doctor.



Please exuse Tiffany from Please exuse Tiffany from being absent she had a sour being absent she had a sour

throught.throught.



Maryann was absent December Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset sore throat, headache and upset

stomach. stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I grade fever and ached all over. I

wasn't the best either, sore throat wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be and fever. There must be

something going around, her something going around, her father even got hot last night.father even got hot last night.Real notes from real parents

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

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