my busking options

by Zac Chase

too invasive

i wish

much more likely

not nearly enough patience(and no wig)

insufficient insurance

obvious flexibility issues

can’t juggle

no props

animal cruelty implications

wait! what the hell? is that his foot?

there ya go

photo credits• greenpeace - hisham_hm - https://flic.kr/p/9Axvm3• young guitar - Chris Beckett - https://flic.kr/p/DcGisZ• old guy - Robert Pittman - https://flic.kr/p/aX6k7p• doll - Alpha - https://flic.kr/p/4BurmY • flame - Mirkuz - https://flic.kr/p/afTtCD• flexible - Paul L Dineen - https://flic.kr/p/7aRgsJ• juggle - Robert Kash - https://flic.kr/p/gdUqzv• trapeeze - Michael Herrera https://flic.kr/p/fzT8Yc• dog - Ken Douglas - https://flic.kr/p/2iU6oq• hugs - Denise Sebastian - https://flic.kr/p/9Q9VHM