My ANTI-Resume Manifesto

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Fed up with the way our modern day world uses outdated techniques in the job world? I give you My ANTI-Resume Manifesto. It's like no resume you've ever seen before!

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  • mya n t i-resumeDaviD CranDall manifesto
  • man-i-fes-to n: a public declaration of intent manifesto
  • 12its time for a Change6
  • for the past 33 years, i have lookeD in the mirror every morning anD askeD myself: if toDay were the last Day of my life, woulD i want to Do what i am about to Do toDay? anD whenever the answer has been no for too many Days in a row, i know i neeD to Change something. steve Jobs
  • for the past 33 years, i have lookeD in the mirror every morning anD askeD myself: if toDay were the last Day of my life, woulD i want to Do what i am about to Do toDay? anD whenever the answer has been no for too many Days in a row, i know i neeD to Change something. steve anDall Davi D Cr Jobs
  • for the past 33 years, i have lookeD in the mirror every morning anD askeD myself: if toDay were the last Day of my life, woulD i want to Do what i am about to Do toDay? anD whenever the answer has been no for too many Days in a row, i know i neeD to Change something. steve anDall Davi D Cr Jobs
  • this is the start of that Change
  • My name isDaviD CranDall
  • DaviD CranDall i am not a Cog
  • Having a resume begs for you to go into that big machine that looks for relevant keywords, and begs for you to get a job as a cog in a giant machine seth goDin
  • In other wordsthe goal of a resume
  • the goal of a resume is this V a cog
  • Cogs are replaCeable
  • Cogs are replaCeable wait for instruCtions
  • Cogs are replaCeable wait for instruCtions maintain status quo
  • Cogs are replaCeable wait for instruCtions maintain status quo never innovate
  • Cogs are replaCeable wait for instruCtions maintain status quo never innovate are forgettable
  • Cogst a Cog! are replaCeable wait for instruCtions status quo never innovateia m n o forgettable
  • anD i refuse to live like one any longer
  • youre probably wonDering... th is guy so spe Cial?what makes
  • youre probably wonDering... glaDesyou askeDwhat mak th is guy so spe Cial?
  • image by JD Hancock on Flickr DaviD CranDall i have superpowers
  • im a 6 figure professional who has workeDwith multiple fortune 100 anD 500 Companies im ag eb yA M ag ill on Fl ick r
  • im a 6 figure professional who has workeD with multiple fortune 100 anD 500 Companies a su per pow er!tr ue, but not
  • so what are my superpowers?
  • (systems optimization / business intelligenCe)The ability to analyze a system iDentify opportunities improve the system
  • p er year Vi saveD a Company $2 million Dollars
  • p er year Vi saveD a Company $2 million DollarsNot hypothetical money. Not imaginary money. Not money they were consideringspending. Real money the company was ALREADY spending.Using my X-Ray Vision, I saw business opportunities and systems optimizationswhich allowed them to save that $2 million dollars EACH year.Then I started doing it for other companies.
  • (marketing / information Design)The ability to CommuniCate complex ideas Design them in interesting ways influenCe people to follow them
  • way past 10,000 hours of Designing
  • way past 10,000 hours of DesigningYou might think telepathic is a stretch, but the ability to communicate an ideafrom one mind to another is an amazing thing which takes years to develop.My most recent display of power? Using my telepathic powers, Ive influenced over65,000 minds with just 3 SlideShare presentations.With 18 years of professional design, I hit the 10,000 hour marker years ago.According to some statistics, that qualifies me as an expert telepath. ;)
  • (superhuman information Consumption)A superhuman ability (and willingness) to consume largeamounts of information and implement it in the real world.
  • superhuman information Consumption (superhuman information Consumption) a n.. .rea lly? hum to consume largeA superhuman!abilityper willingness) su (and implement it in the real world.amounts ait wof information and
  • yes.
  • in the past year ive reaD 67 books
  • Id call that su perhum V anin the past year ive reaD 67 booksAn Associated Press poll from 2007 reported that 27% of Americans had not reada single book in the previous year. Of the 73% that had, the average was 6.5 books.That means I read more than 10 times the national average (which doesnt even takeinto account the average 2500 blog articles per month that Google Reader says Iconsume).Ive been reading like this for years...and Ill tell you why in just a few slides.
  • Five years from now, youre the same person except for the people youve met and the books youve read. John wooDen
  • Five years from now, youre the same person except for the people youve met and the books youve read. yea rs! rs eve ry 5 erp owe ping new sup John wooDen Develoi pl a n on
  • basiCally, i like to Do these 3 thingssolve problems that are interesting and expensive leaD others and teach them how to solve problems Continually improve my ability to do the prior 2 things r n more e to lea Cl iCk her
  • you shoulD also know...
  • my 6-figure Career is not the result of the stanDarD formula
  • oti DiD not go to a top College n