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Murphy's Law
• Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There's always one more bug.
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Murphy's Law
• Law of Revelation: The hidden flaw never remains hidden.
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Murphy's Law
• The Unspeakable Law: As soon as you mention something; If it is good, it goes away. If it is bad, it happens.
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Murphy's Law
• The Ultimate Law: All general statements are false.
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Murphy's Law
• Manly's Maxim: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
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Murphy's Law
• (Douglas) Hofstadter's Law: Any computer project will take twice as long as you think it will even when you take into account Hofstadter's law.
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Murphy's Law
• Allen's Law: Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
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Murphy's Law
• Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in.
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Murphy's Law
• Segal's Law: A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
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Murphy's Law
• Schmidt's Observation: All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person.
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Murphy's Law
• Weinberg's Second Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
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Murphy's Law
• Shaw's Principle: Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Computer Law 37: The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent take the other ninety percent.
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Murphy's Law
• Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it - get a bigger hammer.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Computer Law 21: Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the probable cost of errors or until someone insists on getting some useful work done.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Military Laws: 14. There is nothing more satisfying than having someone take a shot at you, and miss.
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Murphy's Law
• Lewis' Law: No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Computer Law 15: Program results should always be reproducible. They should all fail in the same way.
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Murphy's Law
• Harver's Law: A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
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Murphy's Law
• Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law: Everything goes wrong all at once.
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Murphy's Law
• Rule of Accuracy: When working towards the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Computer Law 59: Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Computer Law 51: In any human endeavor, once you have exhausted all possibilities and fail, there will be one solution, simple and obvious, highly visible to everyone else.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Computer Law 20: Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Computer Law 30: Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.
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Murphy's Law
• Woltman's Law: Never program and drink beer at the same time.
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Murphy's Law
• MacDonald's Second Law: Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and give it back to them.
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Murphy's Law
• Jone's Motto: Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.
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Murphy's Law
• Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Computer Law 14: In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
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Murphy's Law
• Lowery's Law: If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
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Murphy's Law
• Design flaws travel in groups. - Anonymous
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Computer Law 8: There is always one item on the screen menu that is mislabeled and should read "ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE".
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Murphy's Law
• Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Computer Law 53: After months of training and you finally understand all of a program's commands, a revised version of the program arrives with an all-new command structure.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Computer Law 16: Do not believe in miracles. Rely on them.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Computer Law 32: Inside every large program is a small program struggling to get out.
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Murphy's Law
• Sevareid's Law: The chief cause of problems is solutions.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Computer Law 22: The amount of expertise varies in inverse proportion to the number of statements understood by the general public.
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Murphy's Law
• Berra's Law: You can observe a lot just by watching.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Military Laws: 5. The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.
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Murphy's Law
• First Postulate of Isomurphism: Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.
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Murphy's Law
• Lyall's Fundamental Observation: The most important leg of a three legged stool is the one that's missing.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Computer Law 36: Things get worse under pressure.
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Murphy's Law
• Witten's Law: Whenever you cut your fingernails, you will find a need for them an hour later.
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Murphy's Law
• Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
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Murphy's Law
• Non-Reciprocal Law of Expectations: Negative expectations yield negative results.
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Murphy's Law
• The Whispered Rule: People will believe anything if you whisper it.
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Murphy's Law
• Peer's Law: The solution to the problem changes the problem.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Military Laws: 7. The further you are in advance of your own positions, the more likely your artillery will shoot short.
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Murphy's Law
• de la Lastra's Law: After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
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Murphy's Law
• Sueker's Note: If you need n items of anything, you will have n - 1 in stock.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Computer Law 2: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
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Murphy's Law
• Horngren's Observation: (generalized) The real world is a special case.
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Murphy's Law
• Etorre's Observation: The other line moves faster.
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Murphy's Law
• Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
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Murphy's Law
• Stewart's Law of Retroaction: It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
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Murphy's Law
• Perkin's Postulate: The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
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Murphy's Law
• Maier's Law: If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.
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Murphy's Law
• O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's Law: Murphy was an optimist.
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Murphy's Law
• Gerrold's Fundamental Truth: It's a good thing money can't buy happiness. We couldn't stand the commercials.
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Murphy's Law
• Fett's Law: Never replicate a successful experiment.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Military Laws: 2. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support your theory.
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Murphy's Law
• Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out. - Anonymous
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.
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Murphy's Law
• Spend sufficient time confirming the need and the need will disappear. - Anonymous
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Murphy's Law
• Schmidt's Law: If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.
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Murphy's Law
• Don't get mad, get even. - Anonymous
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Murphy's Law
• Langsam's Law: Everything depends.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Military Laws: 13. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
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Murphy's Law
• Klipstein's Observation: Any product cut to length will be too short.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
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Murphy's Law
• Cannon's Comment: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
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Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
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• Murphy's Military Laws: 9. If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
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• Farnsdick's Corollary: After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.
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• Wyszowski's Law: No experiment is reproducible.
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• Cahn's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.
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• Knight's Law: Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans.
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• Murphy's Computer Law 5: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
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• Gold's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
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• Murphy's Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
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• Murphy's Computer Law 52: Badness comes in waves.
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• Murphy's Computer Law 54: After designing a useful routine that gets around a familiar bug in the system, the system is revised, the bug is taken away, and you're left with a useless routine.
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Murphy's Law
• Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.
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Murphy's Law
• Clarke's First Law: When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
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• Murphy's Third Law: In any field of scientific endeavor, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
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• Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think.
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• Murphy's Computer Law 56: That's not a bug, that's a feature!
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• Murphy's Computer Law 7: Every task takes twice as long as you think it will take. If you double the time you think it will take, it will actually take four times as long.
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• Murphy's Computer Law 1: The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.
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• Benchley's Law of Distinction: There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.
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• The Airplane Law: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
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• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
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• Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics: 1. An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction. 2. An object at rest will be in the wrong place.