Muay Thai Home Gym
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The Muay Thai Home GymConstructing Your Very Own Temple of Spank
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Glossary of SpankHere are a few of the insider terms that will help you better understand the
secretive underground world of Muay Thai Home Gyms.
Altar 1. noun. A holy space where man meets God. 2. A holy space where
man spanks bag. The area in a Muay Thai home gym that's set aside for the
long bag.
Chuck proper noun. The name given to the gym bucket that's used to collect
vomit and other bodily fluids emitted during a workout.
Gimp noun. A nickname for the long bag [of Latin origin. Meaning "to walk
with a limp"]. Common usage—"Bill spanked his gimp for five rounds last
night."
Loogey noun. 1. Chunky, moist grit that's picked or blown from the nostrils. 2.
A nickname for the medicine ball. Common usage—"Ben tossed his loogey
around the park."
Nak Muay noun. 1. A refined individual with impeccable taste—particularly in
sport. 2. A person who trains in Muay Thai.
Ring noun. 1. A region of the body where referee's often wedge their necks. 2.
The area in the Muay Thai home gym that's set aside for stretching,
shadowboxing, sparring, pad-work and conditioning.
Spanked verb. 1. Explosive release of beast-power via the limbs. Common
usage—"Bob really spanked the pads at training last night." 2. To be beaten
and bashed until you're crying like a little girl who's lost her mommy. Common
usage—"Buakaw would get spanked if he ever fought Yodsanklai."
Toolbox noun. 1. Your beast. 2. Region in home gym where conditioning tools
are stored.
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The Advantages of a Muay Thai Home Gym
Less Travel
You love your Muay Thai Club. They understand you there. Just like you, they
love to spank pads, bags and one another. But the travel can be a hassle. If
only there was an easy way to get a little more spank into your life . . .
Convenience
Ideally we'd all have a Thai pad-holder tucked away in the basement (and
maybe a sexy little Thai masseur as well), but that'd be too expensive (and
maybe even illegal). What about a regular training partner? Yeh, they’re
useful. But you don’t want to be chasing people up, every time you want to
workout. If only you had a convenient way to train Muay Thai whenever you
wanted . . .
Freedom of Expression
There's one thing all nak muay's have in common—we grunt, growl and snarl
when we spank things. Unfortunately, at some health clubs this natural
expression of spank-joy is frowned upon—the owners are afraid it might scare
or offend the other customers. Consider this true story:
At a local health club, I had just finished a particularly hard round on
the bag. A young lady came up to me and said, "you sound like your
having full-blown sex with that equipment!” There were so many one-
liners I wanted to respond with, but being a gentleman, I just
apologized and tried to keep the noise down. She went back to trotting
on her little treadmill and watching Oprah, whilst I was relegated to
playing a game of pitty-patty on the bag like some emasculated wimp.
I’m sure you’ve had similar experiences. If only there was a place to workout
where we felt free to unleash our inner beasts (inner beasts) . . .
There is such a place, my friends—your own home. All you need to do is set-up
a Muay Thai home gym—your very own Temple of Spank!
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Core RequirementsThere are three core requirements to consider when designing your awesome
Muay Thai home gym: it’s got to be sports specific, suitable for solo training
and cost-effective.
Can the gym improve your Muay Thai?
This sounds like an obvious requirment, but many people fill their home gyms
full of useless shit or gear that doesn’t actually improve the specific attributes
needed for their sport. Toss out the thigh-masters, butt-toners, ab-rollers and
crazy vibrating machines (well, perhaps move the vibrating machines to the
bedroom for later). And set aside any unrelated sporting and fitness gear.
We're building a Muay Thai gym, a Temple of Spank, not a gimmick-filled
wank-fest or a gym better suited for another sport.
Can you get a good workout in the gym by yourself?
I know it takes two to tango for a lot of fight training. But, it defeats the
purpose of having a home gym if you can't get a good workout in it by
yourself. Sure, you might want to allow some space to train with a partner, but
you don't want to be reliant on others for a good training session. And besides,
you probably should try to minimize the number of nak muays you allow into
your house. They tend to be dirty, smelly delinquents of questionable character
(and many carry infectious diseases!).
Can you set-up your gym cheaply?
Hell yes! Don't fall for the fitness industry hard sell—leave that to the pretty-
boys that frequent exclusive health clubs. Money can’t buy Muay Thai skills and
conditioning. The vast majority of Thai fighters train without any expensive
equipment or high-tech gear. They rely on determination, effort and
persistence to achieve their goals. Less is more. A Muay Thai home gym is old-
school, hard-core and low cost.
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The Tools you'll need Before I get into the nitty gritty of what to buy, in
the interests of total disclosure, I'd like to point out
that I'm not getting paid anything for recommending
products in this ebook . . . DAMN IT!
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Good LocationFirst up you’re going to need some space. Your best bet is a garage, but I've
seen people convert almost any space into a kick-arse home gym. There are
three key regions that you must allow for when setting up your Temple of
Spank:
The Altar
This is the region in your home-gym where your heavy bag lives. Your gimp
will be the most difficult tool to incorporate into your space—it’s ‘needy’. You
need to allow for it’s swing and extra space for your movement around it. You
don’t necessarily need full 360° movement around your bag, but you wouldn’t
want much less than 180° access. Then there’s the issue of hanging it. There
are four options:
Hang it from the roof. This is the most common and (in my opinion)
the best option. It allows for a good natural swing and doesn’t require
any additional gear outside of a chain and hook.
Hang it from a stand-alone support structure. I don’t like them.
Even the ones designed for 'professional' use in gyms are pretty crap.
I've used a ‘two station’ (speed bag and long bag) at my local health
club. To stop it from falling over when I kicked it I had to put a couple
of weight plates on the speed-ball side. After two weeks of use, the
weld near the chain broke—not good. However, if you can't hang your
bag, then this is your next best option—but it’s going to be expensive.
Bolt it into a concrete floor. These bags are specially made with a
metal rod that goes through it’s center and bolts onto the floor. I really
don’t like them. They don't respond like a hung bag and eventually you
start to feel the steel pole support when you kick it. Avoid them.
Use a free-standing bag. I’ve only tried the free-standing bags with
water-filled bases. They don’t respond well to a hard kick—it takes
forever to right itself. Avoid them.
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The Ring
This is the region in your home gym where you stretch, shadowbox, spar, do
pad-work and conditioning. The smallest area I've found usable is 3m x 2m
(10’ x 7’). In this amount of space, training by yourself isn’t a problem—you’ll
be able to stretch, shadowbox and do basic conditioning. However, if you’re
doing partner work, you’ll find kicking the pads difficult and sparring next to
impossible.
If you’re going to do a lot of partner work, a better option is 3m x 3m (10’ x
10’). This gives you enough of a 'ring' to be able to move around a bit during
padwork and sparring.
If you can mark out your ring, then do it. Having a defined space helps keep
the mind focused on what it’s supposed to be doing. (Though probably avoid
spray-painting the carpet if you’re converting a room inside your house.)
The Toolbox
As the name suggests, this is the region in your home gym where you toss all
your technique and conditioning tools. If you follow my advice (stay tuned) and
get a big tyre, then you can use that to throw your stuff in. Otherwise any box
will do.
Make sure you use your toolbox! The last thing you want to do is trip over
something when your shadowboxing, sparring or kicking the bag—the results
aren’t pretty.
STORE YOUR TOOLS—DON’T BE ONE!
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A Heavy Bag (Gimp)This is the most important purchase for your home gym. You will spend
countless hours with your gimp—kicking, punching, grappling . . . nuzzling.
So, in my opinion, it's worthwhile buying the best quality bag you can afford.
So what sort of bag should you get?
Buy Long
It needs to be long enough so you can jab high and kick low from your
normal fighting stance.
Buy Heavy
It must be heavy enough to develop powerful kicks and keep the
swinging to a minimum.
Buy Tough
You’re going to absolutely spank the be-jesus out of this thing with your
shins, elbows, knees, fists and face (What? You don’t do face
conditioning? You sissy!) Make sure it’s made from durable material,
has quality stitching and sturdy D-rings.
Owning a heavy bag will enable you to practice all of your strikes. And unlike a
training partner it won't get tired or sook during a particularly hard spanking
session. You will learn to love your gimp—though don't get carried away.
Getting 'aroused' when you spank you gimp is normal (well, that's what I tell
myself)—just don't ever let things go past the arousal stage. Sweat, blood and
tears should be the only bodily fluids that stain your bag.
What do I use? A 6 foot, Jumbo Jim Bradley bag.
Jim Bradley Home Page
Want some gimp-kicking inspiration?
Peter Aerts Kicking the Heavy Bag
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Gloves and WrapsHands are actually useful for other things outside of spanking your gimp. So
make sure you wrap them and wear gloves every time you workout.
Some nak muays have a couple of pairs of gloves (one pair for training and the
other for fighting). I don’t really see the point. I just use my fight gloves for
everything. I figure, if you're going to fight in them, you may as well train in
them. But each to their own on this one.
What do I use? Ten ounce Twins Special gloves & Twins Special hand-wraps.
Gloves
Hand-wraps
Want to learn how to wrap your hands for Muay Thai?
Hand-wrapping
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Medicine Ball (loogey)The first conditioning tool a nak muay should get is a medicine ball. A loogey
will help develop your striking and grappling power. You'll learn to love your
loogey. It will become a part of you—a third testicle who's just as devoted to
developing your manliness as the other two.
Medicine balls come in all different sizes and weights; some bounce, others
don’t; some have inbuilt handles, others are smooth etc. They’re all good. It
just gets down to personal preference. I like the bouncy ones—they rebound of
the wall and floor (or heavy bag and floor) and make throwing drills quicker
and more fluid.
Don't forget that you can always make your own medicine ball.
Homemade Medicine Ball
Want some exercises for your medicine ball?
Medicine Ball Drills
More Medicine Ball Drills
Medicine Ball Punch
Muay Thai Conditioning with a Medicine Ball
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Jump-ropeThe next conditioning tool you should get is a jump-rope. Your rope will help
develop your footwork, coordination, balance and endurance.
A lot of nak muays use the slower, heavier jump-ropes made from thick plastic
tubing. I personally like the speedy leather ropes that most boxers use. I think
it makes me faster on my feet (and besides, the leather goes much better with
the overall theme of my sex-dungeon—I mean home gym.)
Want to learn the basics of jumping rope?
Jumping Rope for Beginners
Want some jump-rope inspiration?
Jumping Rope Skills
More Jumping Rope Skills
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A Big Tyre and Sledge HammerYep, you read that heading correctly. I'm suggesting you go out and get a
cheap sledge-hammer (available at any hardware store) and the biggest mutha
of a tyre you can lay your hands on. Whilst unconventional, these tools are
very effective at conditioning the body. And they cost a lot less than a
traditional weights, dumb-bells, bar and bench set-up.
You can get old tyres from scrap-yards, tyre-makers, and even farmers. I got
mine from a local tyre-seller that’s also a disposal center for old tyres. I can’t
believe people just throw these awesome conditioning tools away. Go figure?
Want some tyre exercises?
Tag-team Tyre Flip
Bouncing on Tyres
More Tyre Training
What about some tyre and sledge exercises? (Wait for the final exercises in the
circuit.)
Tyre Circuit
Okay, so getting a big-arse tyre and a sledgehammer won’t be a practical
option for everyone—some people mightn’t have enough room, or be able to
transport a big tyre back to their homes etc. So, I've got a few other cheap
options I'll outline later under ‘Optional Conditioning Tools’.
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Round TimerThe last thing you really need for your Temple of Spank is a round timer. Muay
Thai is an interval oriented sport, so it’s a good idea to train using a timer. You
can actually buy dedicated timers, and they can be quite expensive. But I’ve
got a much cheaper option (free). If you can put up with my Aussie accent
then you can download a full set of mp3 timers from my site.
The set includes the following:
30 second round
1 minute round
2 minute round
3 minute round
4 minute round
5 minute round
1 minute rest
2 minute rest
The timers have a begin/end bell and reminder countdowns (each minute, last
30 seconds & last 10 seconds).
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Optional Conditioning ToolsThere are a few other conditioning tools that are worth grabbing, particularly if
you don't like the tyre and sledge option.
Kettlebells
They're great for strength, power and cardio conditioning. The only down-side
is they can be expensive.
Where can you get kettlebells?
Buy Kettlebells
Interested in making your own?
Homemade Kettlebells 1
Homemade Kettlebells 2
Homemade Kettlebells 3
Want some kettlebell exercises?
Basic Kettlebell Training
Keg
If you want a cheaper option for conditioning your body, consider grabbing a
used keg. They're great for strength, power and endurance training—and
they're cheap and readily available.
Want to know the where, how and why of Keg training?
Keg Training
Big-arse Rocks
You can't get more low tech than some weighty rocks. They're great for
strength, power and endurance work. I've got three rocks: a small one I use to
toss around the backyard, a medium one, I clean and press, and a big-arse
one I deadlift and waddle around with.
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Optional 'Pimp my Gym' GearHere are a few non-essential additions for your Temple of Spank that can
improve your workout experience.
Floor mats
Decking out your ring area with mats can be quite expensive, but it does give
the added advantage of enabling throw-downs from the grapple when you're
sparring (always good fun). And it obviously improves safety when sparring.
I've got a set of nine jigsaw mats, and I absolutely love them.
White board, marker and eraser
It's great to have a space where you can plan your workouts, keep track of
reps/sets/rounds, and draw childish obscenities on during breaks. You can pick
this stuff up pretty cheap at any office supplies store.
Posters
Your gym should be adorned with inspiring images. My suggestions? Large
posters of Sanchai Sor Singstar, Mr T, and some sexy ring-girls. Though try and
limit the nude shots—not everyone who comes into your home gym will
appreciate seeing a naked black man with a mohawk.
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Gear for Padwork
Thai Pads
The most elegant (and cruelest) training equipment yet devised for the nak
muay. Given the importance placed on padwork in muay thai, it's worth buying
the best you can afford. In my opinion go for a leather pair with velcro straps.
Belly pad
There are work around solutions for not having a belly pad, but once you’ve
trained with one, you won't want to go back. When buying a belly pad make
sure that it has adequate padding, particularly where it protects the sides of
your body. Some of the less traditional models offer more complete padding
over the whole torso region. It's up to personal preference. I like the traditional
style belly pad but with a velcro strap.
Shin-guards
If the pad-holder has shin-guards he can throw heavy kicks at the fighter. This
makes the whole pad session more alive and more fun. Once again, I think it's
worth buying the best shin guards you can afford. I've seen some designed for
other styles and they're total crap. I like shin-guards with an instep and velcro
strapping.
Focus mitts
Whilst it’s true that you can practice all of your hand work on the Thai pads,
having a pair of focus mitts enables you to practice faster and more complex
hand combinations. The Thai pads can be a bit unwieldy when it comes to fast
combo work. Having focus mitts also gives you the option of single pad / single
mitt combo training. I like the leather focus mitts with velcro strapping.
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Gear for Sparring
Mouth Guard
You can actually spend a lot of money on a professionally fitted mouth guard. I
just use a cheap heat and mould mouth guard that I picked up from my local
chemist. And I've still got all my teeth.
Shin-guards
I know some dudes who spar without shin guards—not me. Give me lots of
leather, an instep and velcro strapping thanks.
Sparring Gloves
I use standard leather boxing gloves with velcro strapping. You might consider
getting a heavier pair as well, if you plan to do a lot of heavy sparring.
Groin guard
Yes it's important to wear one. And no, it isn’t funny getting kicked in the balls
—especially by a nak muay. For the love of God man—get a groin guard.
They're cheap and can found at almost all sports store.
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ConclusionWell, I hope my little ebook has helped you get a clearer idea of what's needed
to make a kick-arse, old-school, Muay Thai home-gym.
But always remember, it’s not where you train, or what gear you train with
that’s important. What really matters is how you train. Train with
determination, hard work and perseverance and your small home-gym will be
transformed into a mighty Temple of Spank.
So build that gym, my friend. And you too can become a total Spanker—just
like me.
Cheers
the fight geek
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