Mp tie guide
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Says‘Margaret Thatcher was the best thing that happened to this country.’
Wear to Party Conference,Election Night
A Politician’s Guide to: TiesSo, you’re an MP. Well done. Now remember, your tie is one of the most important weapons in your opinion-poll conquering arsenal. It is vital you learn how to maximise its effectiveness as a subliminal communication device. This helpful guide will teach you all the basics.
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2010
Says‘I’m still Old Labour really.’
Wear to Party Conference,Election Night
Says‘Coalition? Us? You must be kidding.’
Wear to Party Conference,Election Night
Says(Tory-lite)‘Haven’t you heard? We‘re not evil anymore.’
Wear to TV DebatesPress Launches
Says‘Leftwing, sure. But in a mature, unscary way’
Wear to RalliesState Events
Says‘Lib Dem,yes.But less naff.’
Wear to TV DebatesRallies
Says‘I agree with Nick’/ ‘Get how hip we are.’
Wear to Visit new Cultural Industries Quarters
Says‘We’re properly down wiv da masses,yeh?‘
Wear to Anywhere with cameras and poor people.
Says(Regal)‘Of course I’m meant to be the leader...
Idiot.’
Wear to PMQsState Events
Says‘Fiscal responsibility’
Wear to Budget Day SpeechesTV Debates
Says‘Conservativebut with a small ‘c’.’
Wear to Coalition talks
NB Never in the north.
Says‘Progressive.’
Wear toPress LaunchesPMQs NB Never in the south.
Says‘We can do anything the tories can do.. better.’
Wear to PMQsPressLaunches
Says‘Vote Blue, Go Green.
Honest.’
Wear to Budget DayCoalition talks
Says‘We could lead.Really we could.
Please?’
Wear to PaxmanInterviews
In the statistically unlikely event of you being female, don’t worry. All of the above principles can be applied to incongruously bright trouser-suits.