MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL

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MONTY PYTHON AND

THE HOLY GRAIL

The Black Knight

The Bridge

A WITCH!

Oppressing the peasantsBrave Sir Robin

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QUESTION #1The Black Knight

• What are you going to do…?• 1 - Bite my ankles?• 2 – Bleed on me?• 3 – Be my footstool?• 4 – Grow new ones?

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QUESTION #2A WITCH!

• So if she weighs as much as a duck she’s made of…?• 1 – Glass• 2 – Stone• 3 – Wood• 4 – Dog

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QUESTION #3• The Bridge

• What is your Name? What is your Quest? What is Your Favorite Color?

• 1- Sir Galahad: To seek the holy grail: Yellow

• 2 - Sir Lancelot of Camelot: To seek the holy Grail: Red

• 3 - Sir Galahad: To seek the holy grail: Red

• 4 - Sir Lancelot of Camelot: To seek the holy grail: Blue

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QUESTION #4Oppressing the Peasants

• Well how did you become king then? (which is correct?)

• 1 - The Lady of the Pond-- her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your ki

• 2 - Listen: Strange girls lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some... Farcical aquatic ceremony!

• 3 - You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart tossed a sword at you!!

• 4 - I mean, if I went 'round, saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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QUESTION #5Brave Sir Robin

• Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid…?

• 1 - To be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Rob

• 2 – To be beat into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken

• 3 - To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled

• 4 - His head smashed in and hair cut off, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils plugged and his bottom burned off and his….

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